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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, JUNE 12, 1969
Lions Swim Program Saves Lives
Statistics rarely are exciting but those
we received from the Canadian Red
Cross Society recently make rather sad
reading.
Last year, 1,186 Canadians died be-
cause of drowning accidents. This is a
disturbing number when we know that
many of these deaths were unnecessary
- quite unnecessary - because they were
caused by carelessness.
Lack of adult supervision was respon-
sible for the death of '212 children, of
which 159 were under 6 years old. Their
deaths could have been avoided if some-
one had cared more.
It takes little time for a toddler to
drown if he falls face down into a few
inches ot water and 'no one is there to
piek hitn up. •
That is why the Learn to Swim' Pro-
gram which the Seaforth Lions .Club
has carried out at the Lions Park year
after year for more than thirty years
means so much to this community. Be-
cause of the program many hund-
reds of area people caniswim who other-
wise may never have learned.
What this has meant in terms of lives
saved is impossible to estimate. But the
fact that through the years there has
been almost no' loss in life because of an
inability to swim would suggest the pro-
gram has paid off. .
This is one of the reasons, support of
the Park and all its means to the corn,
munity is so 'important.
Last year, 361 people died in boating
accidents, and again, many of these
deaths could have been avoided. It is the
stated law for all power boats and sail-
boats to carry one g'overnment-approved
life jacket for each passenger on board.
However, the law can't compel a per-
son to wear the life jacket when he is in
the boat. Many times it has been report-
ed that a life might have been saved if
the person involved in the boating ac-
cident had been wearing a life jacket.
Water Safety Week is observed every
June and this week as well as year-round
people are being told how to enjoy safe
water activities. And right here at home
the Lions Club, 'through a broad pro-
gramme ranging from beginners' swifn,
ming courses to instructor training,
teaches without charge the basic rules
of safe swiming, as well as ,artificial re-
spiration and simple rescue techniques
for emergency situations. List year
more than 400 district young people
were enrolled in the courses.
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In the Years Agone
' Tot the rehe,. but I was worried for a while,
First Dad said no."
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Sunlight and ShadoW
The Silver Creek bridge on No. 8 highway, east
of Seaforth at the Lions Park was built more than
fifty years ago and in the intervening years has
s 'at Lions Park
undergone several' rebuilding program. A new
bridge is to be built this summer, Huron MPP,
Chas..MacNaughton announced last week.
(Staff 'photo by Haley.)
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JUNE 15, 1894
The Masons, under the dir-
ection of Hiram Hill have just
completed the foundation for a
large new barn for Ben Church-
ill of, Hullett. Mr. Riley will do
the frame work.
The alterations in the inter-
ior of the Methodist Church
have been completed and the
finishing touches will be given
next week.
Mr, Forbes has had the auto-,
matic telephone in his livery
stable replaced by a Bell in-
strument. '
,Harry K. Beattie of town has
passed his first law examinat-
ion, with honors, and obtained
the third scholarship of '$40.00.
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Carter
of the Huron Road, Tucker-
smith, celebrated their silver
wedding. when quite a large
company of relatives and friends
assembled to do' honor to the
occasion.
A handsome monument of
Swedish granite has been -plac-
ed in the Harperhey cemetery to
the memory of the late Robert
Jamieson of the Golden Lion
store, here.
A merry-go-round out-fit has
come to town, and is established
next to Mr. Stewart's blacksmith
shop.Jt draws big crowds and its
brazen toned steam organ brings
vivid memories of Coney Island.
Thomas Neilans o? Harlock
has the „stone work under his
barn finished and is to put in
the approach soon.
While A. Cameron of Staffa,
the blacksmith, was putting, on
a shoe the horse knocked him
down and trampled on his arms
and legs.
Richard Pethick, , Winthrop
will raise his new barn on his
farm which adjoins the village.
M. Blanchard also is elevating
his barn 'and putting a foundat-
ion underneath it.
. :Robert .,Grieve of Winthrop"
met with a painful accident
when working in the bush. One
of the logs which he was load-
ing, rolled back on him injuring
him and crushing his feet.
F. W. Hess of Zurich has
bought a new photographic in-
strument to take outside' views.
While Edward Bossenberry of
Zurich was on the Goshen Line,
recently his horse got cross and
made for him, tore his vest
•and forks to the , brute's head,
Those who stood by took sticks
and forks to the brtitis head,
until he let go, .. .
JUNE 13th, 1919
' Charlie ,C I a r k, Thompson
Scott, Harry Weiland, Ken
llfcKay and Allan Habkirk have
arrived home from overseas.
The memorial Hall committ-
ee at Londesboro, has.. purchas-
ed a. site for the new memorial
hall from John Cartwright.
John Dietz of Kippen, While
out driving with his car met
with a mishap when one of the
axles broke.
Two gravel bees were held
for the new school at No. 10
Tuckersmith. The section ag-
reed to do the teething. Mr.
Tuffin of Staffa and a gang are
now busy putting in the base-
ment.
Hensell and vicinity has been
mere than delighted to wel-
come. a number of soldiers from
overseas among whom are G,
Harburn, Edgar Munn, Earl Mc-
Ewen, and• Win, Stone.
Miss Mary L. Cowan of town
has passed her 'fifth year Facul-
ty of Medicine examat the Uni-
versity of Toronto. •
The Seaforth band• has been
reorganized with W. A. Chap-
man, leader of the 161st Baltal-
ian Band as leader.
Pte. James T. Scott and Mrs.
Scott arrived from overseas.
The • Misses William have
disposed of their groceiy
busiilkes to G. D, Haigh. '
G. Eyre of Chiselhurst held a
gravel bee getting home '22
'loads.
W. G. VanEgmend, a former
Seafcirth boy his been appointed
a member of the' Central Dom-
inion Advisory Committee on '
war memorials.,
JUNE 16th, 1944
The Board of the Seaforth
High School has engaged Lorne
E. Fox, of London, as principal
and Mathematics teacher-to suc-
ceed G. A. Ballantyne, who has
been principal for 14 years.
Wm, Haskins, local 'steeple
jack, suffered fatal injuries,
when he fell from the high roof
of the large apartment house
at Market and High sts.
The Militia 'unit of Seaforth,
Clinton, Goderich and Exeter
left for 'a couple of weeks train-
ing at Thames Valley Camp.
London.
The old established butcher
shop, owned and operated by
J. W. Beattie, on Main st. for
many years •has been sold throu-
gh the office of E, C. Chamber-
lain to Wilfred L. Whyte of Hul-
lett, Twp. J. W. Free, who has
been managing the business
since illness forced M. Beattie
to relinquish the active manage-
ment has been a continuous
employee since 1913.
Messrs. Albert Hildebrand
and Lorne Dale, have hung up
a record for Brown trout that
will last for at leatt this gener-
ation. Albics "fish weighed 4
pounds, 2 ounces,.. dressed and
measured 22 inches long. Lor-
ne's weighed 2% pounds.
Seaforth and district were
signally honoured when his Ex-
cellency, the Earl of Athlne,
Governor General of Canada ac-
companied by his gracious Con-
sort, IL R. H. Princess Alice, at-
tended the second field day and
picnic of the Huron Federation
of Agriculture at the Lions
Park.
A choir of the school child-
ren from all parts of Huron
-"County under the direction of
Miss M. E. Turnbull, opened the
program with "0,Canada" an the
'The Maple Leaf Poretier," and
Rev. R. P. D. liurford led in a
prayer for the invasion forces.
SUGAR'
and
SPICE
by Bill Smiley
We all know what happens
to good Samaritans, don't we?
They end up holding the bag.
Recently we acquired a kit-
ten. It was practically over my
wife's dead 'body, but Kim in-
sisted she was going to crack
up psychologically if she didn't
have a little brother for Com-
pany. As usual, Dad was the
catalyst. No pun.
It turned out to be a little
- sister, as I've mentioned, but
that was to be expected. She
was a little beauty and immedi-
ately took over the house with
that mixture. of charm and ut-
ter arrogance that only a female
kitten can muster.
Even the Old Battle Axe be-
came fond of the thing, despite
the usual clawing of furniture
and drapes. Kim was ecstatic.
I'm the only one in the family
who can barely be' civil to cats.,
I'd as soon have a baby' gorilla,
or a pet anaconda, as a cat,
Pip, the kitten, had been re-
trained, after a traumatic lapse
when the painters were here.
All Twas serene. She had, run of
the house, slept with Kim, and
began spending some time play-
ing in the backyard making like
a • tigress with insects and
worms., Tragedy struck Sunday
afternoon. I was sitting- outside,
reading, when I heard the un-
earthly but mistakeable scream
of an animal in its death:throes.
I 'couldn't believe Our kitten'
could'rpake such a noise. But it
was definitely feline, and she'd
been playing around in the
yard only a little while before.'
Leaping up, I spotted the di-
rection of the; wails, and ran
out to the road. There was •Pip,
head down, wailing wildly, crou-
ched in the middle of the road,
as the cars sped by,
I picked her up' as gently as
possible, certain she'd been run
over, or at, least hit by a car.
She' squealed piteOusly and
clutched my sweater. She was
shuddering with terror and
pain.
I carried her in like a wound-
ed bird and called my, wife. She'
.was horrifi,sd. The kitten was
obvipusly in shock, eyes gazed,
„head shaking. Her hind legs
seemed Paralyzed and I thought
her , back must be broken. Her
face was bloody and half her
nose seemed to be missing..
We put her in box-bed and
stood about wringing our hands.
My wife shrieked, "She's shrink-
ing!", and I agreed. Creatures
seem to do that when they're
dying.'
My wife wailed, "Her eyes
are funny, and her ears are
turning inside out." I agreed.
The' kitten shivered uncontrol-
lably. The death rattle was im-
minent.
"Better tell Kim," quavered
'the boss. "She'll never•forgiVe us
if Pip just dies and she isn't'
here."
Once again I agreed and
raced upstairs, where Kim was
watching Hamlet on TV. My
face,as long as a foot, I inton-
ed, "Kim, you'd better 'come
quick. I think Pip's• been run'
ever, and she's in bad shape."
She' looked up, startled, and
said, "Dad, what have yoit been
into? Here she is, right here."
And sure enough, there was Pip
lying snoozing on the couch,
as elegant as Cleopatra waiting
for Mark Antony.
Well,- you don't have to be
Sherlock Holmes, do. you? I'd
rescued the wrong blasted cat.
There was some excuse. My
tender heart. The thing was
screaming. -And it was exactly
the same colouring as Pip.
The reason my wife thought
the beast was shrinking was
that it's about a month young-
er than Pip. The reason its eyes
were dull is that it's retarded,
I'm sure.
Kim promptly produced a
saucer of milk. ,The cat with the
broken back and paralyzed legs
just as promptly walked over
to it and drank • it, though- still
shivering, then curled up and
slept for two hoUrs. Its bloody
nose was probably from. gravel
spattering under a car's Wheels.
Well, what do you do? Throw
it back on the road? Pip and my
wife are furious, one at having
an interloper, the other at hay;
ing two cats when she didn't
want one. Kim is delighted and
determined to keep the ugly,
stupid little mutt, who eafs like
a lion. - -
And I, as usual, despite the
fact that, this is a cat story, am
In the dog-house, where good
Samaritans frequently find
themselves,
I really have forgotten where
.1 read it, but it seems that
-'science=AarrIkiiiven that the
man with• the wife who never
faits to kiss him good-bye in
the ,..morning is the man who
will • live a • longer, 'more pro-
ductiVe life.
Studies have shown that a
simple goodbye smacker in the
morning will preserve a man for
another fivei years. That shoots
down the theories of germ nuts
who imagine that kissing is un:
sanitary. Smooching between
husband and wife, particularly
in the early morning hours, is
kind Of an immunization against
an untimely death, '
At our house we had grown
a little careless about those
good-bye kisses. After 15 years
of wedlock, some of ,the.breath-
Jess romance had gone out of
our marriage. What's more after
making lunches and breakfasts
for five people, rustling up
enough cash for the milkman
and spooning cream of wheat
into a baby with his lips clamp-
ed tightly shut, we weren't too
much in the mood for love.
But we've made an effort for
the sake of husband's longeiity.
Sometimes we've forgotten that
private 'peck at the door and
we've been forced to engage in
a rather public pucker on the
steps or even at the •car. But we
manage to get the job done and
that's the main thing we figure.
Besides preserving husband's
life, those quickie kisses have
given new impetus to the nei-
ghborhood gbssip. Why does
she chase after him every morn-
ing, -they must be asking, just
to give him a kiss? Does she
have something to hide; Is she
trying to ,win him back from'
someone? Are they trying to
impress the children? Have
they no shame?
Nobody stares when you soak
up Vitamin D in the backyard
wearing a skimpy bathing suit..
People accept it as normal be-
haviour to see a full grown
male jogging around the block
at some ridiculous hour of the
day. Surely they" can under—
otand the healthful habit of
kissing husband goodbye!
I imagne 'though, there will
be some concern. in the homes
where hubby is not standing
in good stead with his wife. If
she should deliberately, with
hold her favor when he leaves
for work in the morning, it
could be classed as homocide, -
I suppose, should husbapd suc-
numb at an early age. Wouldn't
that be a difficult charge to
make stick.
There was no Indication in the
article, however, just what ef-
fects would be .brought if the
little, woman failed in her wife,
ly kissing duties and some oth-
er woman took on the job. Or
how long the average, male
would survive if his wife and at
least one other woman endOwed
him freely with their kisses:
every day?
It is plain to see the subject
needs more intensive study. In
the meanwhile, continue to
buzz my husband every morning
before lte leaves the house fr
'Work. It can't do any harm, it
might do some good and it is
enjoyable 4n the bargain,
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