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HomeMy WebLinkAboutWingham Times, 1890-06-06, Page 7Olt„ Ager, t'ii1(\k STt11I:E"1 )lYrl'AI IO, yenr,is 4irialco 1TES: r_. 1 d mo i x Mo. -(71:14,b 00 ` ,,ised 0o ' I.' 00 0 Co 00 ff i 00 A Ch. 00J _ x 00 x CQ rtiseluenis, Pe. per line noforum:1iaub§equout type, 100 for first in. h 8 bsequo}1t,Ihbertk ; d lees than 20e nd, Strayed, Sitnatioue, , noteaeeadinj; s linos not exceeding 8 liner, ibse,lut ut mobil' adhered to tdvertiseti}enta, Ar 00; cifiv dirc}•tiom, y ill he ,d accordingly. Tran„ ie paid in auienco t ertisenieUts must bo in fon, in order to as -peat 3MIOTT 0}'tt1Y,TOa AND PUBLISHER STREET, Osrattle neral proficiency medal ember College l'hr•sioiang BBLOLAVF., Oic'r. onage. s and Surgeons, Ontario, ouuty of Huron— . Wingham, Ont, t Toronto University, arnA Physicians and $•08(88 oS ;otner of Centre and Patrick, by Dr. Bethune. • • - ONT. L101TOR, Etc., Eto. alts, to loan at lowest ratee� charged. Mortgages, tont ty bought and sold. J'' `Qiti0HAM, ONT. MORTON ASTER Ontario SON, C. t E. L. DICKtNsoN, B, it; SOLICITORS, Eto., Etc., So-, Hamilton, Cornndesionors for, bianitoba.'Farm, Town and ht and sold, Money (prtvate� ,gaga security at 53 per cent.}. riyate peroas, upon the beet_/ without any expense to they' le in Manioba and the North k. Wingbin . S. J,TttiltOIlr}', tY INGHHAM, enu(ci<uring Celluloid Plates aniitit,platee of the bestreaterla ie as they can be got in the if n. All work warranted. Administered for the painless, he only safe anesthetic known. extract teeth for 25 cents, Beaver Block, opposite the V. I3. a1ACDNALD, WfxouAr,- :r of vulcanite, Celluloid, Alloy, . Gold, etc„ ern., Plates, rangin ' ices from 8500 upwards per se nng and bridgework„ Teetb ex o least pain by the use of Vltalr, lice, Wingham,side entrance op• hotel, open daiy (Sunda. s eXccptt p m.. Will be at B th every py of eachmonth—O0ic titMitne and 3rd Mondays of eack, month•x tel. xtractinn 2K conks., 0L INSURANCE -AGENT il1NGHAM, INSURANCE ARE ANI) MAINE, GUELPH. '.. WtoenAll, ITIONEER IrOE THE GOVT$ 00' HUBEN. in any part of the Co. Charge? itlE, Wi chant, Oxr., rro0E0tt /TOR T111l 00qt O. Ut0rt0N. tt the'r{taus om oo promptly at (A ssonablet, ERSOir,, Ystait row 'C00NTt 88 HMV* Alirt Duos. led to promptly and ou the Shestyq ate and Satisfaction Guaranteed. Arrangements can be wade' at tau .„., ORM LITON Ac HAWKINS ecarrrost Ass Ctv1L Isms**. • Wirt, Arrp WINGOf*g. it the oars of the Tates Ntli, rat• R QII x)' vrainort,lr E3 W4 3 44att ,,, f+: ','iii; TUTU AND }1 !'oyfdl Niv7 1I,lvl1l'I`, o, , 'l'!ie's'tin`t; aro f,morm• .+ellotigh '.Whitt no they ,near.? Well tory stand for a t)nt 'ite.ttt to the express rtn)paiaiee running, tip *401iltlttliy into t �t the hundreds l 11u- ( Cif , t 1. i i a •} . l s f . r.ufta lda ,,,-t viol tato the nttltinf)s.•-., nnii they also instiettte a great public convenience, which - itt being more and more general/ taken aiivantitee of every yea • thin pas Hos. Of ootrri+e the details of the O. 0 D. linsine:is ar au every -day affair to a certain a ntii of Of: C4 n ni*lnity.. hut the 'otos of the pont() know (s'm. partitively lull•+ ithnnt thein. The letters Gael -elves signify, of vmese, cast} on delivery. to itil castes the Q011ectiou of a bill is itnllied— that is, 'that the person to whom the package is sent stoat pity the flea of the hill covering the value of ttip goods before delivery is mule o by the express dont, pane. A good deal of trouble is smug - times ceased by people mfiltirrg pack- agtte 0. O. D„ when all they fneau is tlo it the express charges are to be col- )ected at the other end of th.i route. A leading express agent of the city tells tt atony of a roan, who cane intra lila estul,lishinent to Obtain *a trunk which had been shipped to holt from a distant point. • 'F1h. person sending it had committed the Wunder of shaking }t 0. 0. D. although as it turned out, hits intrnti0tt simply vitas that the or. fiinary express charges should be paid by the consignee. Well, when the owner of the trunk appeared he turas told that he ctulltl not iltt e it. Why not? he asked. Because it is (narked C. O. D. and as there is no ,fill wit!, it, T must send back to Lind out whether the bill has been lost.. But them can't be any bill about it, exclaimed the nlfan. Thr. trunk is limine aud.the contents are ,►tine. I -einrply asked a friend to forward it to me. The express agent said he was scrry but he poria not let it go ont of his dt,anel-t until the found ont whether it yertlly was a Q. V. Q. package or not and tlta:>•t'0.ult oo'otHthat the owner of the trunk was deprived of the use of 9'1 leis best Sunday clothes allot eorrespon- Slenee.cnlil.4 be isarried on to rs.li qe bion of the unfortunate result of hie .fr'iend's I1o'ii'd. Po 1 Oat.(T,s Grove Wiitli 40000* MO..,, I Some amusing letters have appeared in a daily contemporary in regard to ion altos . t'd Atea(ly increase in the size of Ur Glad., stone's head, which, it is said, is rendered marifeet by a progeesslvo enlar; oment ill the size of the hat required to cover it, 'Phe correspondence exhibits all extraordiu„ ary ignorance of welt ascertained” ft;ots; for, if there is n1)83 thing that would, be acknowledged by alt anatomists and phy- siologists, it is that the nervous systo t, like other parts of the body, Undergoes :atrophy with advancing age --an eutrophy that pervades every tissue, and, is as ap.. parent in the thinning of the voeal corals that alters the voioe to "childish treble," as in the shrunk shanks for whin') the "youthful hose, well saved, are a world too wide.'" No reason can be assigned why the brain should, escape the general change that effects the digestive and the. ciroulatory systems alike, Its attri- butes and faculties attain their high- est exoellenee at or before mid -age, and from, that time forth exhibit only a steady decline. The ossification of the sutures of the cranium practically pre- vents increase of, the volume of the brain iu ady'.anced life 1 and, evert granting 0Q00O slight increase, such increase wopin.bg. compensated for bythe attenuation of the oranra' bones, which is well known tw occur in old age. A, change in form Ozer, may be, but none in size.—London ,eriprt,' Roddy's Moral Heroism. Boddy's corning down the street, Bald Cumso to Faugle, I hear 'Vont '1fe ,.hoe caught it bass alleged to halve tvrigkesl twelve pounds. Let's stop bird, aul :40,1z.• bite about it. All right, said raug'e, Hello, Roddy I hear you Have been fishing. Ices. Much sport? Fair I Only fair 1 Why, some one 'was telling me that you caught a fish so large that when you pulled it out of the water the river fell two inches. I'm afraid that's at exaggeration, pro- tested Roddy. Yes ; so it is. added •Cumso. • The fish was big enough, i0 all reason,, without making it out that large. You gentlemen surprise me .very Much. said Roddy. 'didn't catch anything very big. • WeIl,said•Cumso, I think a ttvelve-pound bass is a pretty good-sized fish. Who says I caught ,a bass of that weight? Why, it's all over town. Ton don't say sot Why ,.my o3sefulneas as a Sundew school eliperinteadent will be ruined if it is thought I toll suoh whoppers as' that. Why, gentlemen, I assure you that the Largest fish I caught weighed only two, pounds and a quarter. With a low, incredulous and simultane- ous whistle, Cumso and Fangle sneaked away. • They could not endure the presence of a man who told the truth about his catch of fish. SIQ;i .DOOM DUTIES, so= NECESSARY THINGS TORNOW ABOUT 1 TUE CART, OI„ PACIUNTS. Nothing is gained, and touch time 1 .that is very valuable is wasted by fat lowing o',vselves to become nervous and uiiable to be of the slightest nse' fu ` the nick ruotn. Alehouglr too iii to he aware of what'is taking pilule about then}, they are ottines cognizant of the merest trifles, and also more or leas susceptihlee to any and all the things going on in the sick room. For that reason conversation about the condition Of .the patient carried on in the room in whisper, or in any mysterious manner, should be avoided and an air of quiet cheerfulness >l.t- ways maintained. No thing is, so annoying as to ftp continually asked if we du not wish the pillows changed, .the bedclothes straightened, the blind closed or opened, some nourishment brought or any small details attended to. Better by far, to see one's sell, and do quietly witlront disturbing the patient. Par- tit)ularly if they are disposed to sleep, do not at once get a newspaper of the kind that has the greatest amount of rattle in it, and seat yourself in a rock- ing chair 'regardless of the possible effect it may have upon the nervous condltion of your friend. When it is time for nourivhnlent or medicine, be prompt to give it, but always without talking it over too much; and if it is the bitter eup that is to be subscribed, have something agreeable to follow, and a cheery word. If it is the food or broth, have it pre- pared outside the sick room and brought quietly, and above all in an attractive forts, to the patient; bear- ing in mind that a little daintily pre - twitted will bewitch more acceptable mad $artakon of with niucll more benefit titan a larger quantity. An invalid `is oftentimes nourished by partaking of sa little sustenance at short intervals, and the manner in which one is a trod for has wash to do with their improvement. Good Housekeeping. • UUberdelt •--• t guess Whinky has broken his tornperanda pledge. Ohipi• none --0h,1 thin), not. Ile seamed to be thoroughly in earnest, VW.- illek—Ites, 1 known, but T saw hint ggiiny.fishing yesterday. , The Political Situation Ras sot materially Changed within the lastyear, but Wilson's Wild Cherry is becoming better know every week as a cure for Coughs, Colds, Whooping Cough, Croup, Loss of Voice and other affections of the Throat, Cheat and lungs. For twenty years this reliable medicine has been used in scores of ftinlilies with the greatest success. Sold by all druggists. Get the gremiue in white wrappers only. War and 'game, War is a frightful thing under all cir., cumstances, and some of the most dreadful wars have been waged on the or{ost flimsy and foolish pretext at all; but probably no stranger reason for war or peace was ever recorded than has been noted by a French governor of the South Pacific colony of New, Caledonia. This governor, who was also an admiral of the navy, assumed his authority while the natives of New Caledonia Nere still canuibals. There had been rumors of an insurrection, and the admiral called before him a native chief who was faithful to the French cause, and questioned him as to their truth. You may be sure, sail the native, that there will be no war at present, becaue the yarns are yet far from being ripe. The yarns, you say? Yea. One people never- make war ex- cept when the yams are ripe. CVt)y is that? Because baked yams go very well with the captives? The tree art which th'e tin fruit ;1'0w w11,e of prime evil growth Machine poetry looks more eomuos• ed when it oomee from a typewriter/ CIIrsIt41ha'S CORNER DRUG STORE Wingham Agency. ATTHEVI AMBLER, FARNESS MAKER, • has on bland a 10000 $tank of • HORSE BLANKETS, CURRY COMBS, BRUSHES, WHIPS, TRUNKS, VALISES etc., Which will be sold at bottom prices. IIARNNESS, double or single, made to ofder, 00 short notice, and aaiisfaeutiou guaranteed, lacrA eaitsolicited. VKOL—0ppoeitathe Bank of Hamilton. lirAT7ti.IEty AMBLES, Wingham, Feb. ail, nip. a IS& SI0_ MISS NELLO McH.RDY. CLASSES FOR INSTRUCTION (8'd PIANO &N'D 108)810 Booms IN BEAVER BLOCK. Ursgan, in Vice Culture and Harmony WINGHAIVI MAffBLE WQRKS 1 4..-..•.�,.+r ,•+- - �-+++..r>,.�eNuk�tiD.s.nr>...�.+•-,+renR•.+,.v..e•.. I can't see what you are driving at, was the remark of the blind horse. The tinge is apptoaehing when you'd need your Yawn nlptvet and more as the season advances, Too thin—Ilia mother (suddenly. opetrirrg pantry)—Here now, sir, what aro you doing up there 8t Tommy—Oh, notitiu', ala—tlothin'. I'tn just look in' for my Sunday school lessen sheat; it's ;got lost some! how, • The 440te rayon Country papers are not alwaye re- speeted se they ought to .be. If family can afford only one paper let that be the horse paper; for it eon• corns a family more to know what is• being done in its own locality than it does to know the news Qf ,distant places, The city paper van not give/ and does not pretend to give,; the local news that its country readers • must have; but the good country paper does not fait to give a fair epitome of the world's news. No other publication can supply the place of a good local paper. If the city and the Country paper can not both be afforded --if either the city journal or the country paper ;:nest go, tet it be the former,. Taking a retrospect of 'my thirteen. or fourteen' years business in Wingham, I des,re mostheartily to tender my thanks to my friends and; the publio, g'ete- erally for the liberal patronage extended to are in the past. I may also state that 1 aril in a position 10 offer, better inducements thug •dvei td. those regale itg anything in'the line of; ; Granite or Stone Monuments, IlEADSTONES, WINDOW SILLS, STONE TitIIIIM1NGS, FOR FENCING, &q - I would be pleased to have those desirpus of pro - miring any articles in my line to call and examine goods, compare prices and leave their orders, so that the goods may be secured and, prepared early in the Season, You can select from` the latest designs and obtain the dncat woo ktunntship at the most favorable prices. Most respectfully, yotfrs, WM. SMYTH, wh•gham, Oat. W1NGHAM TANNER '! BEST BRANDS OF Sole, Harness, and Upper LEATHER ALWAYS ON HAND. Manufacturers would do well to examine stook and compare prices. Ladies' & Gents' Driving• Gloves, In Dog, Coon and £atrao'ran, made to order. Also Strong Workingmen's Gloves, In Deer, Goat, Calf and sheepskin. Highest priee paid for „I, urs, hides' They will supply customers with the .Blas? Sheepskins and Wool. GRADES in Oat Meat. 'Wilson's Fly Fads Slaughter House Flies in millions. They are safe, cleanly and effectual. If in addressing letters parties Would put the Cgirnty on, they would save a vast amount of trouble to tate Postmaster and ineecre correct dos- patch. There are so many post offices to the Dominion and some so little know that it erttailg a vast amount of labor and trouble in despatching them, For instance A boy in school is con- sidered well up in, Oanadian Geography when he oan name all the County towns correctly and .the examiner would by considered almost insane should be ask the question of a class where is such and snail 'a post office situated. 'het 'title public ask, ,hie question two or three hundred times a day of a P. M. and expects him ' to know. Tlinxeinedy 1s toput the County tkn.5our envelopes and it will sate trouble and expedite matters. EMORY Bene! waudoing ented. Rookelearned in e,esreaoing. Teatimoni416frotn elf Parte Ofaha globe. vl Proepeotuo Pear a" °ar.6oke NII Fifth Ave. Nea.Yoorri.. To sweetly sip the joys of love, for comely youth and maid, the best time is in summer days, 'bout two in the shade. A bill forbidding all children under 16 years of age from smoking in pnb• lie places has just passed the New York Assembly, It will now be in order' for the small boy to get behind the barn. --The Timm will be sent to new sub. setibers from noir tilitlfe end' of 1800,' ter aU'dents. All gone,tnurmured Ponsonby,sadly, as he surveyed his bald bead in the mirror. Not even a part remains. Cotton may be king in its native soutbland, but when it gets into norther,, dry goods store it is only prints, The way successful flirts treat their victims ; Frst they angle, then en- tangle, and lastly dangle then. Tho a1}ti'flirt trust is being arganiz-• ed by regular watering -place girls. Their motto is let no jilty man escape, Mr O. J. ltykert was returned again for Lincoln, on Friday, his majority being reduced from ,487 to 87. Poor Lincoln! ADVICE To Ii0ernr:ns.—Aro you disturbed at night and broken of your rest by a sickohild suffering and it SECTION. trying with pain of Cutting; Teeth? If so send et TIMES SUBSCRWERS. MI parties -rho have not paid for the " TIMES "far the years 1888 and 1884?, are requested to re- mit the .amount at once. We need money, and !tope tide nn.tioe will be sufilcient, and that W general response will be the result. . , EI,LxoTT, • S b.11.2,�`�GS,Shill�'leS The undersigned Have op liana a large quantity of rIRST-ULASS- shin • , Wi17C'II WILL Mt OM) °BBEAT' FOB, CASH, ALSO, ON HAND, He�lock and Dry Pine _■ •4MBERR, Y YDRESSED OR UNDRESSED, , Q 0 D • AT TH$ Wingham Mills Josephine street, adjoining OP R track. L. 1 J. MuLEAN, Wingham, irat,11,18*0. ?LAN SAW MILL GORGE THOMSON, Proprietor. Lumber of all kinds, First-class Shingles,. and Cedar Posts. Car toad Orders a Speciality. WOOD 'delivered-- to" iiap "p"i R et Wingham. jiOrd by mall prompt,y attended to. GEORGE THOMSON, Wingham P.o WINGHAM FL�URING MILLS! a The undersigned wish to tender their best thanks fgr'the liberal patronage given to our firm during J severalycarsprior to the burning of our mill ty cendiaris,n. During the }est season we have re, nioddelled the town mill to the latesta proved eye. tem of Hungarian Holler Process mil ling. We b.« Neve weean now give better. accommodation than everbeforc. We offer Prompt Dispatch, Fair Rettarns, QUALITY SEpOND '1170 NONE IN T11114 once and get a bottle of ' Aitlrs.Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for Children Teething. Its value is 'neatest° mule, It will relieve the poor 'little sufferer. immediately. Depend upon it, mothers; there is no mistake about it. It cures Dysentery. and Diarrhioa, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, cures Wind Colic, softens the Gums, reduces Inflammation, and gives winghttm )14 oet. 4(f fh80, tone and energy to the whole system. Mrs. yin- . , „ stow's Soothing Syrup" for children teethfl*o(08 And by close personal attention 04 the business liepe 'to bo again' fart.red with' a trial by all old, friends and many new ones. - ' Y oafs ufost'respeotluliv, MUTTON & CARR pleasant to the mate and is the proscription of one of the oldest and best female physicians and nurses in the United states, and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world. Price 'twenty-live`ceets a bottle, Be sure and ask for "Mks. LVi9aoowit Soo0fttxn Srnur." and take nolether kind '" Qat 1441 l till Opened.• The undersigned desire to inform farm ers and the people generally that they Slat reopened their ' Oat leaf. Mill in Wingham, And are now prepared to purchase Oats til unlimited quantities and at the Illgitest Market Price. {(. J. O #�PNtAN,t ( ELDER CLEGG, It T ri•T G - .A. ria"• LTi JC' 1 URE FA' THOUSANDS OF DOTTLES V SWYEU AWAY YEARLY, lit When 0 say Cuts t do not stoat, tterety to stop then, for a brae, and thee' have them return again. i MEAN A'RADICAL CORE. Ihereinanethe diseaseofwitty IEpifs6psty or ranting Eickhoff° a fife -long study, I warrant no retnedy to Cure the worst tests. Because others have felled Is no reason for not near receivingure. Send at Mace for a tr tine and a Pot* Mottle of ray trli'islri'bli Itornod• . (AveiRiess Poll Ofaice, t costs you teething' f n l t ,,vv sa and y or a 101st, and t cull cote ou. ,Addraist:.•.I{. SR. nalafii' .iq�l., f w~1� �t7Klicst MC MET /Fks�"i1.Ialgs D'{'f#13>E7's TOtI�M'1►'i�n 'I A CHANCE In the gain sstuiusz -'------0-- VAI+('raS. , 1UNiOH.l,lt.F,s; wishes to intimate to the people of Wingham and surrounding country that he has purchased the harness business lately' carried 0n by Messrs. .7. 1.1lomutlf & Son, and gill conduct it le the building one door south of sir T ,_ ,trifle store. DOUIsLE A$1) SINGLE HAIINI sol. heavy or lit0ht, }Wade to order, A full line of Mcrae Sleigh e'el's, Curryitonfbs, Brushes, etc., always on hand, Whips, Repairing ne promptly dant. The patronaee of the public solicited, and eatid.nt, ion in work and material guaranteed, 0. XNE0Ereret whom, Ataorh A, t4tp,