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3MIOTT
0}'tt1Y,TOa AND PUBLISHER
STREET,
Osrattle
neral proficiency medal
ember College l'hr•sioiang
BBLOLAVF., Oic'r.
onage.
s and Surgeons, Ontario,
ouuty of Huron—
. Wingham, Ont,
t Toronto University, arnA
Physicians and $•08(88 oS
;otner of Centre and Patrick,
by Dr. Bethune.
• • - ONT.
L101TOR, Etc., Eto.
alts, to loan at lowest ratee�
charged. Mortgages, tont
ty bought and sold. J''
`Qiti0HAM, ONT.
MORTON
ASTER
Ontario
SON,
C. t E. L. DICKtNsoN, B, it;
SOLICITORS, Eto., Etc., So-,
Hamilton, Cornndesionors for,
bianitoba.'Farm, Town and
ht and sold, Money (prtvate�
,gaga security at 53 per cent.}.
riyate peroas, upon the beet_/
without any expense to they'
le in Manioba and the North
k. Wingbin .
S. J,TttiltOIlr}', tY INGHHAM,
enu(ci<uring Celluloid Plates
aniitit,platee of the bestreaterla
ie as they can be got in the
if n. All work warranted.
Administered for the painless,
he only safe anesthetic known.
extract teeth for 25 cents,
Beaver Block, opposite the
V. I3. a1ACDNALD, WfxouAr,-
:r of vulcanite, Celluloid, Alloy,
. Gold, etc„ ern., Plates, rangin
'
ices from 8500 upwards per se
nng and bridgework„ Teetb ex
o least pain by the use of Vltalr,
lice, Wingham,side entrance op•
hotel, open daiy (Sunda. s eXccptt
p m.. Will be at B th every
py of eachmonth—O0ic titMitne
and 3rd Mondays of eack, month•x
tel. xtractinn 2K conks.,
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INSURANCE -AGENT
il1NGHAM,
INSURANCE
ARE ANI) MAINE,
GUELPH.
'.. WtoenAll,
ITIONEER IrOE THE GOVT$
00' HUBEN.
in any part of the Co. Charge?
itlE, Wi chant, Oxr.,
rro0E0tt /TOR T111l 00qt O.
Ut0rt0N.
tt the'r{taus om oo promptly at (A
ssonablet,
ERSOir,,
Ystait row 'C00NTt 88 HMV* Alirt
Duos.
led to promptly and ou the Shestyq
ate and Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Arrangements can be wade' at tau
.„., ORM
LITON Ac HAWKINS
ecarrrost Ass Ctv1L Isms**. •
Wirt, Arrp WINGOf*g.
it the oars of the Tates Ntli, rat•
R QII x)' vrainort,lr
E3 W4 3 44att ,,, f+: ','iii; TUTU AND }1
!'oyfdl Niv7 1I,lvl1l'I`,
o, , 'l'!ie's'tin`t; aro f,morm•
.+ellotigh '.Whitt no they ,near.? Well
tory stand for a t)nt 'ite.ttt to the express
rtn)paiaiee running, tip *401iltlttliy into
t �t
the hundreds l 11u- ( Cif ,
t 1. i i a •} .
l s f . r.ufta lda ,,,-t viol tato
the nttltinf)s.•-., nnii they also instiettte
a great public convenience, which - itt
being more and more general/ taken
aiivantitee of every yea • thin pas
Hos. Of ootrri+e the details of the O.
0 D. linsine:is ar au every -day affair
to a certain a ntii of Of: C4 n ni*lnity..
hut the 'otos of the pont() know (s'm.
partitively lull•+ ithnnt thein. The
letters Gael -elves signify, of vmese,
cast} on delivery. to itil castes the
Q011ectiou of a bill is itnllied— that is,
'that the person to whom the package
is sent stoat pity the flea of the hill
covering the value of ttip goods before
delivery is mule o by the express dont,
pane. A good deal of trouble is smug -
times ceased by people mfiltirrg pack-
agtte 0. O. D„ when all they fneau is
tlo it the express charges are to be col-
)ected at the other end of th.i route.
A leading express agent of the city
tells tt atony of a roan, who cane intra
lila estul,lishinent to Obtain *a trunk
which had been shipped to holt from
a distant point. • 'F1h. person sending
it had committed the Wunder of shaking
}t 0. 0. D. although as it turned out,
hits intrnti0tt simply vitas that the or.
fiinary express charges should be paid
by the consignee. Well, when the
owner of the trunk appeared he turas
told that he ctulltl not iltt e it. Why
not? he asked.
Because it is (narked C. O. D. and
as there is no ,fill wit!, it, T must
send back to Lind out whether the bill
has been lost..
But them can't be any bill about it,
exclaimed the nlfan. Thr. trunk is
limine aud.the contents are ,►tine. I
-einrply asked a friend to forward it to
me.
The express agent said he was scrry
but he poria not let it go ont of his
dt,anel-t until the found ont whether it
yertlly was a Q. V. Q. package or not
and tlta:>•t'0.ult oo'otHthat the owner of
the trunk was deprived of the use of
9'1 leis best Sunday clothes allot eorrespon-
Slenee.cnlil.4 be isarried on to rs.li qe
bion of the unfortunate result of hie
.fr'iend's I1o'ii'd.
Po 1 Oat.(T,s Grove Wiitli 40000* MO..,, I
Some amusing letters have appeared in
a daily contemporary in regard to ion altos .
t'd Atea(ly increase in the size of Ur Glad.,
stone's head, which, it is said, is rendered
marifeet by a progeesslvo enlar; oment ill
the size of the hat required to cover it,
'Phe correspondence exhibits all extraordiu„
ary ignorance of welt ascertained” ft;ots;
for, if there is n1)83 thing that would, be
acknowledged by alt anatomists and phy-
siologists, it is that the nervous systo t,
like other parts of the body, Undergoes
:atrophy with advancing age --an eutrophy
that pervades every tissue, and, is as ap..
parent in the thinning of the voeal corals
that alters the voioe to "childish treble,"
as in the shrunk shanks for whin') the
"youthful hose, well saved, are a world too
wide.'" No reason can be assigned why
the brain should, escape the general
change that effects the digestive and the.
ciroulatory systems alike, Its attri-
butes and faculties attain their high-
est exoellenee at or before mid -age,
and from, that time forth exhibit only a
steady decline. The ossification of the
sutures of the cranium practically pre-
vents increase of, the volume of the brain
iu ady'.anced life 1 and, evert granting 0Q00O
slight increase, such increase wopin.bg.
compensated for bythe attenuation of the
oranra' bones, which is well known tw
occur in old age. A, change in form Ozer,
may be, but none in size.—London ,eriprt,'
Roddy's Moral Heroism.
Boddy's corning down the street, Bald
Cumso to Faugle, I hear 'Vont '1fe ,.hoe
caught it bass alleged to halve tvrigkesl
twelve pounds. Let's stop bird, aul :40,1z.•
bite about it.
All right, said raug'e, Hello, Roddy
I hear you Have been fishing.
Ices.
Much sport?
Fair I
Only fair 1 Why, some one 'was telling
me that you caught a fish so large that
when you pulled it out of the water the
river fell two inches.
I'm afraid that's at exaggeration, pro-
tested Roddy.
Yes ; so it is. added •Cumso. •
The fish was big enough, i0 all reason,,
without making it out that large.
You gentlemen surprise me .very Much.
said Roddy. 'didn't catch anything very
big.
• WeIl,said•Cumso, I think a ttvelve-pound
bass is a pretty good-sized fish.
Who says I caught ,a bass of that
weight?
Why, it's all over town.
Ton don't say sot Why ,.my o3sefulneas
as a Sundew school eliperinteadent will be
ruined if it is thought I toll suoh whoppers
as' that. Why, gentlemen, I assure you
that the Largest fish I caught weighed only
two, pounds and a quarter.
With a low, incredulous and simultane-
ous whistle, Cumso and Fangle sneaked
away. •
They could not endure the presence of a
man who told the truth about his catch of
fish.
SIQ;i .DOOM DUTIES,
so= NECESSARY THINGS TORNOW ABOUT 1
TUE CART, OI„ PACIUNTS.
Nothing is gained, and touch time 1
.that is very valuable is wasted by fat
lowing o',vselves to become nervous
and uiiable to be of the slightest nse' fu
` the nick ruotn. Alehouglr too iii to he
aware of what'is taking pilule about
then}, they are ottines cognizant of
the merest trifles, and also more or
leas susceptihlee to any and all the
things going on in the sick room.
For that reason conversation about
the condition Of .the patient carried on
in the room in whisper, or in any
mysterious manner, should be avoided
and an air of quiet cheerfulness >l.t-
ways maintained.
No thing is, so annoying as to ftp
continually asked if we du not wish
the pillows changed, .the bedclothes
straightened, the blind closed or
opened, some nourishment brought or
any small details attended to. Better
by far, to see one's sell, and do quietly
witlront disturbing the patient. Par-
tit)ularly if they are disposed to sleep,
do not at once get a newspaper of the
kind that has the greatest amount of
rattle in it, and seat yourself in a rock-
ing chair 'regardless of the possible
effect it may have upon the nervous
condltion of your friend.
When it is time for nourivhnlent or
medicine, be prompt to give it, but
always without talking it over too
much; and if it is the bitter eup that
is to be subscribed, have something
agreeable to follow, and a cheery word.
If it is the food or broth, have it pre-
pared outside the sick room and
brought quietly, and above all in an
attractive forts, to the patient; bear-
ing in mind that a little daintily pre -
twitted will bewitch more acceptable
mad $artakon of with niucll more
benefit titan a larger quantity.
An invalid `is oftentimes nourished
by partaking of sa little sustenance at
short intervals, and the manner in
which one is a trod for has wash to do
with their improvement. Good
Housekeeping.
•
UUberdelt •--• t guess Whinky has
broken his tornperanda pledge. Ohipi•
none --0h,1 thin), not. Ile seamed
to be thoroughly in earnest, VW.-
illek—Ites, 1 known, but T saw hint
ggiiny.fishing yesterday.
, The Political Situation
Ras sot materially Changed within the
lastyear, but Wilson's Wild Cherry is
becoming better know every week as a
cure for Coughs, Colds, Whooping Cough,
Croup, Loss of Voice and other affections
of the Throat, Cheat and lungs. For
twenty years this reliable medicine has
been used in scores of ftinlilies with the
greatest success. Sold by all druggists.
Get the gremiue in white wrappers only.
War and 'game,
War is a frightful thing under all cir.,
cumstances, and some of the most dreadful
wars have been waged on the or{ost flimsy
and foolish pretext at all; but probably no
stranger reason for war or peace was ever
recorded than has been noted by a French
governor of the South Pacific colony of
New, Caledonia.
This governor, who was also an admiral
of the navy, assumed his authority while
the natives of New Caledonia Nere still
canuibals. There had been rumors of an
insurrection, and the admiral called before
him a native chief who was faithful to the
French cause, and questioned him as to
their truth.
You may be sure, sail the native, that
there will be no war at present, becaue
the yarns are yet far from being ripe.
The yarns, you say?
Yea. One people never- make war ex-
cept when the yams are ripe.
CVt)y is that?
Because baked yams go very well with
the captives?
The tree art which th'e tin
fruit ;1'0w w11,e of prime evil growth
Machine poetry looks more eomuos•
ed when it oomee from a typewriter/
CIIrsIt41ha'S CORNER DRUG STORE
Wingham Agency.
ATTHEVI AMBLER,
FARNESS MAKER,
• has on bland a 10000 $tank of •
HORSE BLANKETS,
CURRY COMBS,
BRUSHES,
WHIPS,
TRUNKS,
VALISES etc.,
Which will be sold at bottom prices.
IIARNNESS, double or single, made to ofder, 00
short notice, and aaiisfaeutiou guaranteed,
lacrA eaitsolicited.
VKOL—0ppoeitathe Bank of Hamilton.
lirAT7ti.IEty AMBLES,
Wingham, Feb. ail, nip.
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IS& SI0_
MISS NELLO McH.RDY.
CLASSES FOR INSTRUCTION (8'd PIANO &N'D
108)810 Booms IN BEAVER BLOCK.
Ursgan, in Vice Culture and Harmony
WINGHAIVI
MAffBLE WQRKS 1
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I can't see what you are driving at,
was the remark of the blind horse.
The tinge is apptoaehing when
you'd need your Yawn nlptvet and
more as the season advances,
Too thin—Ilia mother (suddenly.
opetrirrg pantry)—Here now, sir, what
aro you doing up there 8t Tommy—Oh,
notitiu', ala—tlothin'. I'tn just look
in' for my Sunday school lessen sheat;
it's ;got lost some! how,
•
The 440te rayon
Country papers are not alwaye re-
speeted se they ought to .be. If
family can afford only one paper let
that be the horse paper; for it eon•
corns a family more to know what is•
being done in its own locality than it
does to know the news Qf ,distant
places, The city paper van not give/
and does not pretend to give,; the local
news that its country readers • must
have; but the good country paper does
not fait to give a fair epitome of the
world's news. No other publication
can supply the place of a good local
paper. If the city and the Country
paper can not both be afforded --if
either the city journal or the country
paper ;:nest go, tet it be the former,.
Taking a retrospect of 'my thirteen. or fourteen'
years business in Wingham, I des,re mostheartily to
tender my thanks to my friends and; the publio, g'ete-
erally for the liberal patronage extended to are in
the past.
I may also state that 1 aril in a position 10 offer,
better inducements thug •dvei td. those regale itg
anything in'the line of; ;
Granite or Stone Monuments,
IlEADSTONES,
WINDOW SILLS,
STONE TitIIIIM1NGS,
FOR FENCING, &q -
I would be pleased to have those desirpus of pro -
miring any articles in my line to call and examine
goods, compare prices and leave their orders, so that
the goods may be secured and, prepared early in the
Season, You can select from` the latest designs and
obtain the dncat woo ktunntship at the most favorable
prices. Most respectfully, yotfrs,
WM. SMYTH,
wh•gham, Oat.
W1NGHAM
TANNER '!
BEST BRANDS OF
Sole,
Harness,
and Upper
LEATHER
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Manufacturers would do well to examine
stook and compare prices.
Ladies' & Gents' Driving• Gloves,
In Dog, Coon and £atrao'ran, made to
order. Also
Strong Workingmen's Gloves,
In Deer, Goat, Calf and sheepskin.
Highest priee paid for „I, urs, hides' They will supply customers with the .Blas?
Sheepskins and Wool. GRADES in Oat Meat.
'Wilson's Fly Fads
Slaughter House Flies in millions.
They are safe, cleanly and effectual.
If in addressing letters parties
Would put the Cgirnty on, they would
save a vast amount of trouble to tate
Postmaster and ineecre correct dos-
patch. There are so many post offices
to the Dominion and some so little
know that it erttailg a vast amount of
labor and trouble in despatching them,
For instance A boy in school is con-
sidered well up in, Oanadian Geography
when he oan name all the County
towns correctly and .the examiner
would by considered almost insane
should be ask the question of a class
where is such and snail 'a post office
situated. 'het 'title public ask, ,hie
question two or three hundred times
a day of a P. M. and expects him ' to
know. Tlinxeinedy 1s toput the
County tkn.5our envelopes and it will
sate trouble and expedite matters.
EMORY
Bene! waudoing ented. Rookelearned
in e,esreaoing. Teatimoni416frotn elf
Parte Ofaha globe.
vl Proepeotuo Pear
a" °ar.6oke NII Fifth Ave. Nea.Yoorri..
To sweetly sip the joys of love, for
comely youth and maid, the best time
is in summer days, 'bout two in the
shade.
A bill forbidding all children under
16 years of age from smoking in pnb•
lie places has just passed the New
York Assembly, It will now be in
order' for the small boy to get behind
the barn.
--The Timm will be sent to new sub.
setibers from noir tilitlfe end' of 1800,' ter
aU'dents.
All gone,tnurmured Ponsonby,sadly,
as he surveyed his bald bead in the
mirror. Not even a part remains.
Cotton may be king in its native
soutbland, but when it gets into
norther,, dry goods store it is only
prints,
The way successful flirts treat their
victims ; Frst they angle, then en-
tangle, and lastly dangle then.
Tho a1}ti'flirt trust is being arganiz-•
ed by regular watering -place girls.
Their motto is let no jilty man escape,
Mr O. J. ltykert was returned again
for Lincoln, on Friday, his majority
being reduced from ,487 to 87. Poor
Lincoln!
ADVICE To Ii0ernr:ns.—Aro you disturbed at night
and broken of your rest by a sickohild suffering and it SECTION.
trying with pain of Cutting; Teeth? If so send et
TIMES SUBSCRWERS.
MI parties -rho have not paid
for the " TIMES "far the years
1888 and 1884?, are requested to re-
mit the .amount at once. We need
money, and !tope tide nn.tioe will
be sufilcient, and that W general
response will be the result.
. , EI,LxoTT,
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b.11.2,�`�GS,Shill�'leS
The undersigned Have op liana a large
quantity of
rIRST-ULASS-
shin
• ,
Wi17C'II WILL Mt OM)
°BBEAT' FOB, CASH,
ALSO, ON HAND,
He�lock and Dry Pine
_■ •4MBERR,
Y YDRESSED OR UNDRESSED,
, Q 0 D
• AT TH$
Wingham Mills
Josephine street, adjoining OP R track.
L. 1 J. MuLEAN,
Wingham, irat,11,18*0.
?LAN SAW MILL
GORGE THOMSON, Proprietor.
Lumber of all kinds,
First-class Shingles,.
and Cedar Posts.
Car toad Orders a Speciality.
WOOD 'delivered-- to" iiap "p"i R et
Wingham.
jiOrd by mall prompt,y attended to.
GEORGE THOMSON,
Wingham P.o
WINGHAM
FL�URING MILLS!
a
The undersigned wish to tender their best thanks
fgr'the liberal patronage given to our firm during J
severalycarsprior to the burning of our mill ty
cendiaris,n. During the }est season we have re,
nioddelled the town mill to the latesta proved eye.
tem of Hungarian Holler Process mil ling. We b.«
Neve weean now give better. accommodation than
everbeforc. We offer
Prompt Dispatch,
Fair Rettarns,
QUALITY SEpOND '1170 NONE IN T11114
once and get a bottle of ' Aitlrs.Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" for Children Teething. Its value is 'neatest°
mule, It will relieve the poor 'little sufferer.
immediately. Depend upon it, mothers; there is no
mistake about it. It cures Dysentery. and Diarrhioa,
regulates the Stomach and Bowels, cures Wind Colic,
softens the Gums, reduces Inflammation, and gives winghttm )14 oet. 4(f fh80,
tone and energy to the whole system. Mrs. yin- .
, „
stow's Soothing Syrup" for children teethfl*o(08
And by close personal attention 04 the business
liepe 'to bo again' fart.red with' a trial by all old,
friends and many new ones. - '
Y oafs ufost'respeotluliv,
MUTTON & CARR
pleasant to the mate and is the proscription of one of
the oldest and best female physicians and nurses in
the United states, and is for sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price 'twenty-live`ceets a
bottle, Be sure and ask for "Mks. LVi9aoowit
Soo0fttxn Srnur." and take nolether kind '"
Qat 1441 l till Opened.•
The undersigned desire to inform farm
ers and the people generally that they Slat
reopened their '
Oat leaf. Mill in Wingham,
And are now prepared to purchase Oats til
unlimited quantities and at the
Illgitest Market Price.
{(. J. O #�PNtAN,t (
ELDER CLEGG,
It T ri•T G - .A. ria"• LTi JC'
1
URE FA'
THOUSANDS OF DOTTLES
V SWYEU AWAY YEARLY,
lit When 0 say Cuts t do not stoat,
tterety to stop then, for a brae, and thee'
have them return again. i MEAN A'RADICAL CORE. Ihereinanethe diseaseofwitty
IEpifs6psty or ranting Eickhoff° a fife -long study, I warrant no retnedy to Cure the
worst tests. Because others have felled Is no reason for not near receivingure. Send at
Mace for a tr tine and a Pot* Mottle of ray trli'islri'bli Itornod• . (AveiRiess
Poll Ofaice, t costs you teething' f n l t ,,vv sa and
y or a 101st, and t cull cote ou. ,Addraist:.•.I{.
SR. nalafii'
.iq�l., f w~1� �t7Klicst MC MET /Fks�"i1.Ialgs D'{'f#13>E7's TOtI�M'1►'i�n 'I
A CHANCE
In the
gain sstuiusz
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VAI+('raS. , 1UNiOH.l,lt.F,s;
wishes to intimate to the people of Wingham and
surrounding country that he has purchased
the harness business lately' carried
0n by Messrs. .7. 1.1lomutlf
& Son, and gill conduct it le the
building one door south of sir T ,_ ,trifle
store.
DOUIsLE A$1) SINGLE HAIINI sol.
heavy or lit0ht, }Wade to order,
A full line of
Mcrae Sleigh e'el's,
Curryitonfbs, Brushes, etc.,
always on hand,
Whips,
Repairing ne promptly dant.
The patronaee of the public solicited, and eatid.nt,
ion in work and material guaranteed,
0. XNE0Ereret
whom, Ataorh A, t4tp,