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lone.
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I thee Q'
and theta
se time to
sometiaterli
.ly
e to him,
her eyes.
flowed into
1114
lerida be
, Wilt; 1101-n;
it, a M0t-110T
ke us both
i.noni 1 lovt
to win hei
I his
ssed that.
she said,
.4 not be
• siloplY,
11, darling."
word Nva9
stliong arra
tired head
toe Of34)41
clo it?"
• •
has i nee -oafs -
edge of late,
wetting for
longer the
e 1,VitS, and
ore sNileetnesei
lossible, than
into penal-
oice of gold,
ling in the
er at lust, —
Zbe (150evicb A,tat*t 11.
$10:10,11, a 144mca Pu.
0,331.1 gOltnei Sof Fairladellee Cate') licerher ig Pegeareent Wee
TetetaileanS OAra wee chatfinch With htliatieg Xirle teitee biladeree member Of
,
I;1 it About People.,
up among t (.atatit Range eare faiii *Udine -es tO "ge. here tet hie
Valleyt ht_aliforniaAS they talked t didete Reid, ‘11frIerid reiiet ol OW hie
FRIDAY, APRIL 1)),, 100:i• table/ Kern eeitutera le /AA sTOIV11 mother."' °iCi, think?" 'the rill 9041s
"I believe We t Mr," ea cl Mr. Holmes- not Iseein to ImetiariagroWn el Affeetion,
gown, goptc$ The vide eald"'no," A Metnent later for the bottle.' i
rrbaum then thought surely deer were col% A etudeet et Oberlin College one dal
t'lle elookiing beeasue louder. Beth wee
down' the maintain eide, and they lea &liked the preeident "II he could net etl-
;WARMED in QlslIsTTONs-", I vaatageleual take A Ithorter cotters, than,
H. Jtihris arta M. Annie l'Oethavaltes to their feet.
, t ' that preseri ed hi the eutTieultua" "Oh,
of this place, beemds theatied)ltres to "Tuey re deer, enrol look out," said Yee." Wee the retie; "that dependa ou
Both mon atepped aside and waited, what 015
YOcel‘vaaalUnt.ts°tOxnalse an oek, Ile
make of yoerself.
110bues 'Wady. _
41) on Wednesclay,40.0 WPolt, It b°114t "'us Mr., Holmes had is rifle in his hands and
Cattails on a very Interesting nee, io,r_i
'al knee tied that, tvould he and the guide *teed watehiug" the takesea liatideed years; but when lie
wants) to ;peke a tentealt Ile takes but
six months.'
'
heard 41, erseklinf of tWiTe bellied Merle OVA ativiee with OVA r doee
4
get P thicket *Wye them, whence the crackling
Ineetsriltegt icti tpt'llvTallitilln1")aartil°'elt8:61'leiftaellietIee:41::011:116.10tgell; 44a0Undoteattalgerkz. tir° wath7prirgrUettil' thtbee0FtlagYIS
wes perforated y the Hee. Dr. Giffo the foliage, end mr. Holmes and the
'bride wtts attired in a ,heautiful guide stepped beelzwerrl while they
travelling eel's and lookeil. 'very aeat caught their breaths, Mr. Holmes -1M a
crack shot, but he had never had ex,
and pretty, 'rho contrereing palette;
are a prospecolee yoUng UottPlei w-40 simians, with grizzliee. The hose of the
have -lived here for rnallY Yell% AU" bear suede a ,firte mark, end My. Relates
=bad rifie to blaze away. He was
tend makiel their future home in Ex -
1 th 1 a loess about tweirty yards from the bear. Juat
afir. We W 8- ,
and prosperity that this world a ord.%
(The above from an exchange refers to
the widow of a former reeedent of God-
mech.)
GUN °tern EmearsoN.—There was a
, good attendance at the annual meet
-
DUST,
arriecl From
nother.
S in this coun-
(iiscase gereas
plates from
s demonstrate
ties are p raC-
over a "CaVe
around
.1 microbes of
ttigerous dis-
c American.
spread over
ty. it would
. every wind
every street
ugh of it to
oftil of people.
more disease
el apyricy of
direct rays of
t the liith and
,s great. The
.01 stirring up
Ole avenues is
hec Led in its
• action of the
41 a better op -
the floating
when they are
in thick layers.
71..(1 by the
s and alleys is
le expel t s up-
) MediCal Su-
tra. subject 01
elat i(onship to
pread. repctrted
ly safe way to
thoroughfares
ith witer. One
a fair pressure
wore towards
4 than half a
he latter would
:iitrse and more
, and cart them
fine, Impalpable
ed the disease
floating around
ributed in our
ing of the Goderich Gun Club on Fri-
day evening, held in Rougvie's hard-
ware store. The reports Of the various
officers having been read and favor-
ably commented on, the electiete of
officers was carried out as followa:
President, Thos. Macdermott; vice -
pros., Dan McIver; sec'y-treas., N. D.
Rougvie; ex. -committee, thethree
officers and W. A. McKim and Win.
Rutson. The annual fee was placed at
50cts, and a number of events were
spoken of, among them beim; the
match between sides chosen by the
president and vice president, respec,
tively, on Good Friday aftet tiuon, at
2 o'clock, and a trophy competition
among the members. The date when
the trophy shoot will commence has
yet to be arranged.
AMONG OUR EXCHANG613.—The Mit-
chell Advocate last week 'reforest on its
44th Year of publication. The paper
when first issued was unpretentieus,
but filled a want that has endeared the
Advocate etch succeeding year to a
large ant influential field of patrone.
Daring im long a period our w
contemporney 'hes had as its guiding
star Me W. R. Deals, a men of cour-
age and conviction. Few places the
size of Mitchell can boast of sueh a
success in the newspaper Iiip.. Geer
Davis, as his photos in the Ativoeate
show, is on the shady side of lifeebut
has lived to prove what pincer, persev-
erance. and a good (MIMIC can accomp-
lish.—Recently the Wingham Ad-
vance passed another milesente. Un-
der the ownershipsof Mr. Theo. Hall
the Advance has iThproved at a rapid
pace, until it is now one of the best
local papers in the county of-Hutem.—
The Clinton New Era and ligna1 have
put in new dresses of type, the same
face and size as THE STAR bought for
this big journal a short time fence.—
The Winnipeg Telegram has just pur-
chased the four story and basenient
block ou the sonthwest comet of Me -
Dermot avenue and Albert streets,
Winnipeg. This is right in the heart
of the city, only a short block from
the post office and Main street.
When in its new home The Telegram
will have more than double the floor
space of any other newspaper publish-
ing house in Western Canada.
es he was going to fire there was more
crackling of brush, and tavo other and
larger grizzlies thrust their ' heeds
'tlitOtigh thethieket toward toe men. The
stilde turned pale.
"For heaven's sake, don't &oat," lie
celled. Mr. Holmes lewered his rifle.
"Run for the hint Run for your Mel"
yelled the guide.
Mr, Holmes heard him yell "run!" but
did not. catch the inetrections teem for
the hill. Near the creet of the hin was
aeclump of trees, end Mr. Holmes ramie
1 rush for them with the idea teat he
might find a hiding place or some place
ofahelter. The bears gave vent to fright-
ful batwings and went bounding over
Stones an chaparral after Me. Holmea.
Ile afterwards said it wire the most aw-
ful moment of his life. He stretched
every nerve and exerted every muscle.
The bellowings of the three grizzlies ose
belied told eirn there was one eitanee in
a million for him to escape alive.
.The bull grizzly bear was nearest. Just
as Mr. Holmes felt the hot breath of
this beast upon his handle he resolved to
do something desperate. He wheeled
around quickly. The grizzly towered
above eine He made a last effort to got
his gun in position and fired. At that
moment he was knocked down. The but'
bear buried his teeth in his right leg just
below the hip, tea ring open the flesh
The pain was well-nigh killing. The fe-
male came up and made a vicious snap
at his ribs, but onlysucceeded in grabbing
his coat and driving her teeth through
the cloth and through a pasteboard
match box, igniting the matches. 'The
female gave an angry roar, shook her
head and mapped at Mr. Holmes' f ace,
and he gave his head a feeble jerk. It
was just in time. He heard the teeth
anwp
1) 11118 face with a sound like that
of dosing a steel trap.
Mr. Holmes swooned. He was uncon.
serious for three or four minutea, and
then, slcnviy rising, reconnoitred the atte-
ndee. Ile saw the bears with the cub
trotting at their feet disapper, mg in
the brush. Peeping over the brow of
the hill he perceived the guide, pale and
trembling. When he arose the guide
sprang to his feet and rushed toward
him, saying:
"Tbank God, sir, you're alive. It's the
narrowest squeeze I ever saw. The box
of burning matches scared the bears off."
It is sista that W. 8, Gilbert wits meant
for the bar, and hie hither was reluotant
to aes him turning in other directions.
"If you would only veldt to it," said the
elder Gillsert, you might become Lord
Chancellor)" "So might;" answered the
author of tibe "Pinefere" to be, "and if I
stick to the theatereI may become Sheri-
dan. One's likely ,.as the other, and
of the two I prefer Sheridan." That was
Peoference,Iusky for the lovers of the
stage.
The hellse Portland, Maine, where
Loegfeilavt was born ie now a tenement
in the poorer part of the city, moistly in-
habited be ,A correspondent write
that few years ago a teacher in
Portland WAR ,giviug a lesson on the life
of the poet. At the end of the hour ehe
begsut question her dries. "Where was
Longfellow Irdrn?" she asked. A small
boy waVed his hand 'vigorously. When
ttie teacher called ori hint his answer did
not mem to astoniall the rest of the
elms, bat was a cold shock to her. "In
Peary Mageea bedr,ocrin," he sidd.
copular Felice
111,1 PAY IS
APRIL IQ.
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ST REETS
if water would
ay through the
nild be effectual -
rising into the
iople to breathe.
reek with poison -
and yet if kept
to those living
iparatively small.
weather comes,
1 are separated
erits and float in
sat isfact cry solo -
it problem COMOS
're a number of
: r• making extort -
111) the germs'.c01-
at or Berlin and
ing chemicals of
n the streets once
'ery fortnight, all,
iestroyed. These
nts are prepared
;e germs that are
of streets, but
xtures suited to
11sease germs.
reason to believe
iidemies the dust -
been an effective
disease from one
) another. Some -
at dust have been
andred feet high,
s In the upper air
id for days befell's'
) the earth agqin.
have In this way
he wind from the
de ten miles and
The germs which
the warm rays of
r course, be killed
• the direet 93111-
31 our worse dig -
It Injured In any
.1 Mtn. They could
around indefinitely.
!ID HOUSE.
In 0 leocesitershire,
tlful place, with
stands empty be-
iwners ha- found
keep any :•ervants
something enters
r, crosses the hall,
), and proceeds to
It apparently sits
1 first otie boot and •
The latest leseces of
:re elite noW, have
.1113 and heard the
tween them, and
t mastiff, have re -
I with (error, their \
riding on end.
A ubur Cl•
SCHOOL REPORT.—The following is
the result of the Promotion Exam.
in 8- 8- No. 3, Colborne:
Sr. Fourth; Gordon Rutledge 559,
Mims. Robertson 547, Effie Glen 487,
Earl Cunningham 440, Will Straughan
410, Laura McPhee 414, Gordon Mc-
Phee 384, Ezra Youngblut 382, Mary
Lawlor 352. Sr. Third; Rich Levy 488,
Minpie McPhee 405, Julia Lawlor 441,
Bessie' McPhee 405, Flossie Hornby
347, Cora Washington 296, John Glen
276. Sr. Second; Gladys Levy 441,
Vera Cunningham 355, Florence
Young 333, Nervia McPhee 2963 Harold
Cunningham 234.—E. M. Perrartsoe,
• Teacher.
CONCERT.—A concert under the
auspices of the Auburn union choirs,
conducted by Mr. Lethbridge, of
Goderich, will be held iu the Presby-
terian church, on Monday eventng,
April 13. The programme will in-
clude : Soloists—Miss E. M. Patterson,
Auburn; Miss Shortreed, Walton; Mr.
M.urtch, Clinton; Mr. Lethbridge,
Goderieh. Elocutionists—Miss Mona
Walters, Colborne ; Miss Straiten,
Goderich. V i oli n is t—M ss McLaren,
of Goderich. Musical selections by
the united choirs, led by Mr. Leth-
bridge. Address by Rev. J. J. Hardie,
of Belgrave. Proceeds to defray choir
tuition expenses.
4 good exempt° of'he witty answer
dad turns away wrath was f urnished by
the Abbe de Vbisenon, who had been un-
fortunate' enough to offend the great
Conde and to lose his 'favor. When the
Abbe went to court to make his peace
with the offended prince, the latter rude-
ly turned his back on him. "Thank
Heaven, sir," the Abbe exclaimed, "I
have been misinformed; your highness
does hot treat Inc as if I were an ene-
my?" "Why do you say thutl" the
prince demanded., "eeeause, sir," ad-
sweTed the Abbe, "your highness new
tures yew back on ap enemy."
Definitions of a Kiss. •
Some years ago the following defini-
tions of a kise were published:
A kiss is aa inaipid mid tasteless mor-
sel, which becomes delicious and delect-
able in proportion as it is flavored with
love.
The aweetest fruit on the tree of love.
Tho oftener plucked the more abundant
it grows.
A thing of use to no one, but much
prized by two.
The 'baby's right, the lover's privilege,
the parents' benison, and the eypocrite's
mask.
That which you cannot give without
taking, and cannot take wi eout giving.
The food by which the Elaine of love is
fed.
The flag of truce in the petty wars of
courtship and marriage.
The acme of agony to a bashful 818.31.
The only known "smack" that will
calm a storm.
A telegram to the heart in which the
operator uses the "sounding" system.
Nothing divided between two.
Not enough for one, just enough for
two, too much for three.
The only really agreeable two-faced no-
tion under the aun, or the moon either.
The sweetest labial of the world's lan-
guage-
A woman's most effective argument,
whether to cajole the heart of a father,
control the humors of a husband, or con-
sole tee griefs of childhood.
Something rather dangerous,
Something rather nice,
Something rather wicked,
Though it can't be called a vice,
Some think it naughty,
Others think it wrong,
All agree it's jolly,
Though it doesn't last long.
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'Ltiiibt*sur Wan
IMPURITIES.
IN THE SPRING THE
SYSTEM IS LOADED UP
WITH IMPURITIES.
In the "Critic" is a letter from Mrs.
Elizabeth Chalmers Martin relating the
following Story: "Whim my father-in-law,
Mr. Robert Martin of Glasgow, was a
Ind he stood one day watching some
builders, I forget Where, in Scotland, but
probably near Abbotsford. Suddenly a
lame men welked up to the workmen,
bareheaded, and with n pen behind his
ear. He took hold of d pail, and, turning
it over quickly, said, 'What am I doing
with this pane 'Whemblin' it over,' one
of them replied. 'Thank youl thank you,
my man; that's the very word I've 'beau
trying to get all morning'— and Sir Wel
ter 600tt, for it was no lees, went home
to continue his story."
In eome country districts of Ireland it
is not unusual to see the owners' memes
simply chalked on carts and other vehi-
cles, in order to comply with legal regu-
lations. It is related that a policeman
once accosted a countryman whom name
had been wiped, out unknown to him by
a mischievous boy. "Is this cart yours,
my good man" 'Av comae it is," was
the reply; "do you me anything the
matter wid at" "I observe," paid the
pompous ,policemen, "that yer name fa
oaditherated." "Then ye're wrong,"
quoth the countryman, who bad never
come across the long dictionary word
before, "for me name's O'Reilly, an' 1
don't care who knows it!"
Is tli6 on t built bli tlio Lona Ma6illno
After the hard work of the winter,
the eating of rich and heavy foods, the
system becomes dogged up with waste
and poisonous matter, and the blood
brooml thick and sluggish.
This caused Loss of Appetite, Bilious.
nem, Lack of Energy and that tired, weary,
Wakes feeling so prevalent in the spring.
The cleansing, blogd-purif§ing action
ef
BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS.
eliminates all the pent-up poison from the
system, starts the sluggish liver working,
acts on the Kidneys and Bowe/a, and
renders it, without exoeption,
The Best Spring Medicine.
0 a
iTS CAN LIFT.
iund heY experiments
Df a growing pump -
to lift two, and a
ied the „is so
interfere with tho
al development of
In London a posing. -
• .500 pounds,
redged on all side
was lifted op by a
growth CA a big
Chlorins, Ilandureteh
of a oiTherete, church
telekneee eighteen
%Ch years.
i%
erre
Wits tt great Iiisstr,-
11r frioitdg," "In -
T114. till predict -
1 out iittiutppity. nud
II be matiter Of tlaY
maul" said little
'If 'What ytitte,father
*eg. $655t• age,
:5 ber4liteittter.
nets' tire bOrri;"' tff'
entides 1,010 . *,*;Ye$:,
8d . lied this
"'Livable."
neL7gar maid Mrs. Ferree, deoldedly,
Ilj Morris is a nice girl cleat
through, and if anybody ought to gut
along easy with tryin' mother -in -lime
she ought. JA more livable person 1
never knew."
"Livablet" repeated her listener.
able? That must be a local word. I
don't think I ever heard it before."
"It may, be local," rejoined etre. Fer-
ree, a tnfle loftily, "and it may be bad,
and it /nay be good; but anyway it's
upt what 1 mean. Milly's livable. She's
been brought up in a big family, and tihe's
had to be, if she meant to be comfort-
able herself and let other folks be Mint
fortable, too. There were more livable
folks when I was a girl tlmn there are
now, and I think the big families had a
good deal to do with it, though of course
not everything.
"There were plenty of people theh who
never got their corners worn down, no
matter how many brothers and sisters
they had; but even when they rasped,
those days, they got along together after
a fashion. Nowadays, landl Sometimea
it stumps nie fair and aquare why the
nice people I know in nice families can't
!teem to stand each other's little ways.
"Oh, I don't say it isn't so; when the
doctors may they can't—and it generally
ends in doetors—why, suppose they
truly can't. It's nerves, and nobody un-
derstands nerves unleas the doctors, and
I'm • long tray f rein being sure that
they do. But just you count iv some
time the families where there's ahvays
ane member mysteriously off visiting, and
teen the number of folks you know that
separate when they'd naturally stay to-
gether, if only they could lot it °fi—
lets, sisters and only -surviving bachelor
brotbers, ttnd mothers and only daugh-
ters, and all sorts of family remnents
that ought to be each other's best cora
fort.. But as soon as they try living to-
gether, one of 'eta gets nervous prostra-
tion, or hes hysteric spells, or in ordered
off quick to travel somewhere where the
climate doesn't agree with the other one.
They're fond enough of each other, gen-
erally, and they -aren't generally ugly-
- tempered; they just aren't liveble.
"It can't be endured, aivrs.ys, and it
caret be eared, sometimes; but I'm firm
In believing it could be prevented most
Weis. If, when folks first began to
Waders in their own little crankutne, and
fret ever tlie creeks of the folks they
sere most for, they'd stop and think
where they were getting to, Why, nine
times out of ten they'd pull up in time,
and get their nerves and feelinga end
foolish frettings tight in hand before
thet rim away with 'eml
"Yet, that's whet Atwell, do believe
And outeide the great, big, deep founda•
pen virtue!, if I had a daughter, the
tittio virttie—it it is tt litt1h Virtue -1'd
rath.r have her have than any othei
rtieng jest that—being livable, It"
Ada elellenind, lifelong blessing tti whom's°
Peer it 00 Itefim
nit
eee
In his most slumberous momenta Trol-
lope retained a certain goodembured,
grumbling, perverse argumentativeness,
thoroughly characteristic of the man. Ile
had just returned front South Africa, and
was talking one night to the late Lord
Carnarvon, Lord Derby, Fronde the his-
torian, Lard Wolseley, and one or tyro
others equally famous, on the future of
that oeuntry. In the midst of the dis-
cussion Trollope fell asleep; and after a
quarter of an -hour's doze he awoke, alLak-
mg himself together like the faithful,
growling Nevrfoundland dog be so much
resembled. Dissentient even in his un-
consciousness, be spluttered forth, "1 ut-
terly disagree with every one of you.
What is it you said?"
PigtWi Onfeditees
The Ebstein dietary for tile oerae,
whica has been largely adopted in
goes on the hornoeopa,
9tLenrnpaigiciple of giving fat to destroy
fat, oa tbe theory teat by consuming fat
treaty a sense of satiety is qui dy pro-
duced aud the patient is unable to take
more than a small quantity of food. The
inventor of the system maintained that
fat taken into the stomach does not
produce body-fat—an hypothesis by no
imams accepted by medical men gener-
ally.
Under this eistern, three meals a dpay
Because it is the cheapest, and an 8 lateral
feuce of No. 9 Londou Coil Spring Steel,
woven with No. 13 soft wire, will only cost
you 42c a rod when it is completed,
Otari:)ua8thilahteNroolf17c(eceonfttrz No, 9 (top and boa
ed Steel Spring Wire, woveanilx0vfitlaL°Ntiod.°1113Cs°faifit-
wire, will only cost you 35c per rod when it
is completed.
Beenutse 11 19 a fence that has proven its dura-
bility by the way it has stood through heavy
weights of suow and other abuses and severe
tests.
hill and
BeCdaolsebilt1,isanadfeitacise heitewuncyasn ebvtedtlidanidm
regular
for the simple reason that your laterals are
stretched first and the wen yin g done afterwards.
Because it is a fence you can build yourself,
and the money you save over a woven fence
will pay you big wages for your work—Money
saved rs money made—BECAUSE you keep it
for yourself instead of making the stockhold-
ers of some factory rich.
I have ntade arrangernents with Mk. WM. VANSTONI; anti .l, 3, MOORE, of llemailler, 10
handle the London Fence Machine and London Coiled spring Steel Wire for me. If you only
have a few rotis to put up this year and want to satisfy yourself us w what the fence Is, they will
put it up for yon at the above mentioned prices, ond next year when you are satisfied that the
fence !sail that we elan. fur it, you will buy II ntrichine and piit up your LIWII fence.
I will have 5418r of No. o London Coiled, Spring Steel Wire in this week, and will supply your
wants at $: j$.
My eomplere and ttp-to date stork of Hardware hos just arrived, and I solicit your trade, which
will has c careful attention, if you buy 8 pound you get a pound.
I have added to my stock. a Loge quantity of DR ATOCK 1,00 Coil and try a
sample bag and get one of his books containing practical -points about Horses, Cultic, Sheep, Hogs
and Poultry.
*fee ellie War
'THE Season of 1903 is
I advancing day by 'day.
but never before in the
history of this country 1193
there been offered to the pub-
lic such values as we present.
The money is in every '
machine we offer. Each is
worth its price in the liauk.
When you buy from us you
are assured your money's
worth, and you do not ask
more. Bicycles will be in
greater demand this year
than ever, but people naturally wma the very best that going.
WE CAN SELL. YOU THE
RACYCLE, BRANTFORD,
CRESCENT, HYSLOP,
REGAL, BERLIN, Etc.
Tho Best, Most Modern, Cheapest, and Economical on the market. Call
and see them. ask fur prime, and Juin the greet army of purchaser&
Bring your Wheel for Repair& such as Tires, Pedals, klms, Coaster Brake.
Spokes, saddles. grwmeling. or anything else Expert tvork at moderate
charges is our Mealtime! for every defect
CHAS. C. LEE'
•
MUSICAL DEPARTMENT.
livery Instrument is a Leader, and we carry the
DOMINION PIANOS and ORGA,VS.
WORM11-ITH and BERLIN PIA,VOS.
GUITARS, VIOLINS, HARMONICAS,
MANDOLINS, GRAMOPHO.VES, &e.
fo,000 Sheets Choice Music—Vocal and Instrumental.
SE WING MA CHINES The Famous New Williams and White—
s necessity for every hose 41)33 Jlos cover and drop head, all guaranteed
for ten years,
Life's Worth Living -Huse Comfort cold Pleasure We Can Help Volt,
and the Cost will not he gteut.
plumbing, Steam Fitting
and H
• eating
are allowed. reakfaat consists of two
butter. For dinner, soup made of beef C { Store 22
ounces of toast, thickly plastered with
ntarrow is friven, followed Ilhfour ounces
An amusing anecdote is told of how
Zola. met the Pope during his visit to
Roane, in 1894, when he was writing his
work on the Eternal City. He stayed for
only three weeks, bet. he went every-
w'here, and took copious notes of all that
he saw --everywhere, even to the Quiri-
nal, where, on the afternoon of Decem-
ber 1, he held a long conversation with
King Umberto and Queen Margherita.
Considerable pressure was brought to
bear upon the Holy Father to grant him
an audiente, but all to no purpose. "I
will not receive an enetny of the Church,"
said the aged Leo. Zola, however, noth-
ing daunted, disguised as a pelerin from
Metz, managed to solicit the services of
one of the'Papal guards, and, by him,
vraa introduced into the Vatican; he
wandered through the gardens, and even
inspected the private apartmente of the
Pope, with whcnn he wan enabled to ex-
change a few ',verde.
of fat meat, smothered with fat sauce.
A small quantity of green vegetables
may be added. Beeper consists of an
egg, followed by a lade very fat meat,
and an ounce of bread thickly covered
with butter. Alter each meal a cup of
tea, without milk or sugar, is given. It
will be noticed that, notwithstanding the
large proportion of fat, this is really a
very 'restricted diet.
Oertel's sysrtem provides a dietary sim-
ilar to that first described, though not
quite so severe, and adds to it a consist -
erred° amount of hill-clinsbing—s. form
of exercise to which the corpulent are
certainly not addicted.
The system invented by Germain See
is that of lebstein plus the consumptien
of vast quantities of fluid, hot tea being
specially favored, on the ground that i
tf
this way the elimination of waste ma
terial is promoted. But life can hard13
be worth living on a diet of fat, washed
down with 'huge potations of will t un
swee4ened teal Most people wo tld pre
fer to re:main corpulent.
A kiss frorn a pretty girl is like baving
hot treaole poured down your back by
angels.
The thunder -clap of the lips, which in-
evitably follows the lightning glance of
the eyes.
A report at headquarters.
Everybody's acting edition of "Romeo
and Juliet."
What the child receives free, what the
young man steals, and what the old man
The drop that runneth over when the
bUye.
cup of love is full.
That in which two heads are better
than one.
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A Summer Idyl.
King Edward if Disguise.
The London "M. A. P." tells this story
of King Edward:
Not so very long ago, when the King
was Prince ol Wales and he was better
able than noseadaye to gratify his tastes
for the methode of "the good Haroun-al-
Reschide he was taking a walk alone in
St. James' Park before breakfast. He
found ,himself followed by a well -Amalie('
but. crazy -looking old woman Ho had
seen and suffered from her before, so be
ignored her sedulously and severely, and
oontittued his stroll until he was obliged
10 turrt homeward. Then the woman
Amid right before him and curtsied, The
Prince raised his hat and tried to pans
on. But in Vain.
"1 have a grievance, your Royal Higb-
ee:sae began the stranger, drawing from
her ,handtrag a big, closely written parch-
ment roll.
"Aril, madam, there ees not ze first
time 1 have been taken for ze Prarinee
of Wales," was the reply in a gruff voice,
and with a fine natural Gerinan accent.
The old lady flashed a look of deepest
soorn upon the Teutonic "double" the
King that wns to be. Then she put away
her precious documents and said loftily,
with the rather pitiful vanity of her
elass—the Miss Flites of real life: "I
have the honor to know persmially all
the members of the royal family, and if
my eyesight were nut becoming so bad
nowadays I would er have merle such
en astonishing err, to have taken
you for the Prince of Wales,"
Most Remarkable Strike on
Record.
That the women of Persia ari
something more than the men
slaves of their lords and master
is evident from the following incident
relatod by Wilfred Sparroy in his entei
taining volume, "Persian Children of th
Royal Family:" "In the autumn of 180(
a oomplete monopoly of the purehey
sale and manufacture of native -grow,
tobacco was granted by the Shah, Nos
rud-Din, to an English company, entitle,
the Imperial Tobacco Corporation of Pei
ala, which was formed to work iL Tli
concession w -a to hold good for a perio,
of fif ty years. So wholesale' a barterin
of a staple product regarded in Perm
as a necessary of life, excited the fierce*
opposition among the people, who toe
further alarm at the company's exerchr
ing the right of search in too reckless
fashion. The suggestion that the privac,
of ,their homea was in danger of bein;
violated sufficed to kindle the irresistibl
vitality of the rare; and the whole cote
try, headed by the wornen and th
pnests, went on strike. Mirza Hama
the high pried, of the sacred city of Kei
beta, declared tobacco to be unlawful t,
the true followera of the prophet, an.
every man and every woman was forbid
den either to smoke or to sell iL Thi
priestly prohibition was obeyed; the wo
men, ever to the fore in upholding thi
rights of the people to develop the re
isourees Of the country themselves, re
"It was one of the hottest nights last
55114011," he said. "The missus and chil-
dren were at the seashore, and I was
alone in the house. To gain 5. little
coolness I opened the doors through all
the rooms on the second story and
dragged up in bed to the front win-
dow. Just as I was feeling the relief,
and was dropping off bito a most deli-
cious slumber, a prolonged and melan-
choly yowl awoke me. Again and again
it was repeated. I recognized the sound
only too well—it was a dog serenading
the moon, which was at its full, and I
knew by experience that such concerts
usually lasted hours. Rising on my el-
bow, I could see across the street, and
there in a patch of silvery light on a
balcony sat a small white fox terrier,
with nose uplifted, enjoying a very ecs-
tasy of woe. 'Floral' called a coaxing
voice from the window. 'Come here.'
Flora paid no attention, whereupon •
white form appeared, and, leaning out,
made a grab at the small offender, who
retreated to the other and of the bal-
cony out of reach and renewed her mu-
sic, unheeding the dulcet endearments of
her mistrees, who tried to induce her to
re-enter the ham. A -second window
was opposite Flora, and the white form
reappeared at that and cautiously
reached .out an arm to seize the dog,
who, however, gained the other point of
vantage and continued Ur bay to the
moon. This puss in the corner business
was continued several minutes, Flora
mampering from end to end of the bal-
cony, evidently enjoying her triumph,
wbile still continuing her music. By this
time heads appeared at the windows of
several other houses. and the situation
became desperate. Tear Floral Pretty
Floral Here's a nice biscuit for Floral'
called the soft voice. but Flora would
not be cajoled. Finally, to the relief of
everyone, Nemesia appeared. When
Flora made her last skip from her mite
trees a tall figure in pink pajamas am
pard at the other window, stretched
out1 a long mescaline arm and seized the
wicked Flora by the scruff of her neck.
'Kesel' yelped the little animal; but the
mutter of the holm, incenaed at being
aroueed from his slumber to catch a pet
dog, had no compassion. That a well de.
rv d uniehment watt inflated we all
bot itootl tit it ttigl be bad et
Telephone
a s' House 112
ickap isisetted the listener,
9nit Whatever it la as a
, II A. 064 tiling to be. 1'11
or* Allat,,"
heard with eatisfaetion. Than quiet
re ed kind We returned to our couchee
an interrupted repose." --N. Y. "Tri.
trase." mug g0.07, sera Mut teist.totivals. I
- - -
With an H.
fused to allow their husbands to smoke
STEP LADDER SNAPS.
„rtt
660. IN T110115011 &SOO.,
The Square, GODERIGH.
Catalogues for the asking.
cA•A•A4A-AA-AAA.A.OA•A-A..
We have a large number of good five foot Step
Ladders, which go with GROCERY Purchases. They
are a household necessity, just as iiiitch as anything
else. And we give them away. This is how we do it• :
worth of GROCERIES or anything
else purchased in our up - to -date
Store secures you a Step Ladder
FREE.
We sell as good goods as any other store, and
sell just as cheap, too.
DO YOU WANT A STEP LADDER HO NO1HINC ?
STURDY & CO.,
The Square,
BE ON TIME
IN ORDERING YOUR
S PRING SUIT OR
O VERCOAT..
we
Our tables are filled with
all the novelties 1<11(0, 11 to the
trade, and we are prepared to
take your order and it to
y(iur satistaCtion.
GODERICH.
FRANK Ht MARTIN,
Merchant Tailor.
Livery, V inary, Sale
and Feed tables,
COR. HAMILTON AND NEWGATE
STREET, GODERICH.
J. 11ANI I LTON, V. S., and J. HALLIDAY.
have opened the above stables, roul aro Kept" -
or' tri furnish lite general public with up -to
date, reliable 1111,0u and rigs at moderate, rates.
Horses bought, sold and exchanged, and
fair dealing always assuled.
Veterinary Miley in connection with the
table., and dtsmoses 03 all animals ircientlflool.
y treated, on reason, hic terms Horses clip
Jeri on slim t ant we ) or r 'rot ronage soliCiLed.
tiamIltun flallIdau,
pitopioiCTow+
In the 'harems; raids were made upon
suspected tea-shops by vigilance men,
who snmshed every water -pipe they could
lay their hande on; ministers of the
crown were coerced by their wives to for
swear the soothing weed; men and wo
men took their walks abroad wearing
the sullen. 3.nd irritable look habituel to
smokers who give up the habit too sud
denly; eveti the Shah himself had no
choice than to smoke on the sly, like a
tichoolboy, so overruling was the whin,
of the ladies of his harem. The result of
the s'afike, probably the most remark-
able, and eertainly thr most representa-
tive on record, was that _the Shah, in
Janaary, 1892, weary of governing a na-
tion of non-emokers, yielded to the popu-
lar demonetration by canceling the entire
concession, promising pecuniary compen-
Ration for the rupture of contract —a
promise which was faithfully fulfilled.
Then the gurgling of the hubble-bubble
was heard once more in the land, and
the national face took on de customary
expression of Oriental serenity. The
honors of thits victory belong to the gen-
tler sex, for the anode eould have
achieved next to nothing without their
whole -hearted cooperation."
"Weat's your babi'a framer asked a
Johnson's services an wamherwornan.
"I'm 'most 'slimmed to tell you dat
chile's name," said Mrs. Johnson. "'0180
de folks rotted eete say it sound like he
was an Injun. But ha name, dat his
paw 'tasted on `gibing him -'-his name am
Ilosear, messy,"
"Horse-eart" feebly repeated the vie
tor.
"Yasen—Hoecar," mid the mother, nor-
roe/Billy. "Dere was an Engliahman dat
wal pory'ful geed to Mr. Johnsing when
he took dat foolbdt trip out Wes' four
Wb0 1111d Ca 'led to fleellTe WS.
DUNLOP'S
CLOTHING
IS the Standard, for Quality,
Workmanship and Price.
I give personal and special
attention to . .
CUSTOM WORK.
Try a Still' or a single
Garnient.
----
;'eady-Made Clothing
For Boys and Men, at prices
and.of quality that meet the
keenest competition.
Winter need have no terrors
for you when wearing
DUNLOP'S CLOTH I NG.
Didn't Lose Much.
At one of the annual faini w'hich are
held at a small town in Russia a gentle-
man obterved a gypsy and a Pole hag-
gling over the sale of a horse. Full of
curiosity when the two separated, and
anxioua to know how two such ehrewd
characters had bargained, the gentle-
man called the g-ypay to him and en-
quired how much be had got for his ani-
mal. The gypsy opened hie hand and
showed a ten -rouble note (valued bout
a guihea).
"But isn't that Very theapT"
"No," said the gypsy, "'he ie dead
arme."
The gentleman then sought out the
Pale and mid:
"So you have given ten roublea for a
lame home?"
The Pole, however, nith a knowing
look. e.nid
years ago, are put him OTI de eyara "Larne! He'a n(4 emind im you fire. I
come trome ag-ain; an' alien my litiaban' saw he war. badly shod, and only limped
atll me 'lover when I'm to home.' he
"9, 1)0i in consequence "
The enquirer rearmed to the gypsy
ax big name he curdle an
would do lint We MIN Kai 1111n 110‘ear, 7.:rrnd ererportecl what the other Paid. The
gave a tremendotia and moat sift
say. So when Ms bab7 was born. neffin
after dat Englishman." nifleant wink and whiaperecl,
"ile's no lame as a two -legged Moot I
, Ind him badly «hod on purr -see to make
tletleetitrawferityilsysysndkledes4 peole belie13,. that that was the cause
ITS
affections is ate way succeedul remedy •
end lino* need betsesesege..4etsessief m inn irItt
h Is ti=111,,,I,TAT:F.,061.,,, „Item): \Slam tflis was communicated to the
Pole lie scented for the. moment taken
EPILEPSHr,Fr14:14"SvArmiTUSI DANCE, abark, and bung his heal: then, with IL
rd.111 eidrjaer=642444: no 11431=4: liLLIO nigh and a ahrug of hia shoulders,
red leuirelstasamaijr C u R E
sea** Ws h°"Allailid,,w(leluli,M'itlYe' all right) It *OA a bad
ten -rouble note!"
;a senrenes &Wan s,
HUM DUMLOF'
SUPERBA CABLE
Wire Beds
IIIINEHHHINEEMINISINElmagegiammegazawaiseeseamin
Patented ist May, 1900
ARE GUARANTEED
FOR BALE RV
John Brophey & Son.
AGENTS, • GODERICH.
Tile BrtillSINia,
WES f -ST., C;()IiERIC:11.
In our improved pretniReS we are in a
better position than o ‘.er to cater to
the wants of our numerous customers
Call find see - we %vill ilo the very
lisst to satisfy
PIPES, TOBACCOS, CIGARS,
I -NI /KERSSUNDRIES, STI
Toe Brunswick Gloar Store,
The square, rmiileltIr
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GODLRICI-I
SEED AND FEED
. E. MPOR IU M..
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IN IC F,TvitNiNc, THANKS to our numerous
customers for their liberal patronage lit the
past. awl soliciting 0 continuance of their
triole, we heg to an 'MUIR,. Ihnt We hsaTVCREIT1R0TVetdo
I NMI rollY t,lt1 en.ittni on 11). MI I.T0e4
ol'I-5 ELEVATOR ori the corner of N 111•5011
and V ICTi ilt I e. ST.: , where a hill stock of care-
ful'', •olei ti51 hi F.1,1) m1,1 GARDEN STr:EDS will
be Icept
and liGe Af ,;" silr.\-",d ,11/:,1,1' :: uh;:ntl: :: k'',1:/r. ,4(1.114,1N)'ll 121 IA;ICS
)::„.1, II 1 ( J.11,R1,.\-1. 1) h 31h .1 3 I 1 he la u mt 30 every way
We are introdui nig this season, for the first
time, two of the best ‘,iiieties 1.,( °AI'S grown iii
Ili, Ihrtionion, and as ur .fre heavy buyers of this
iereal, laith for 1;ical and ("reign nCCOttIlt, we are
tornnicutits these (3)3, slicotilil find their Way into the
lanes ef rarIllets In lino. for this spring's seeding.
FLOUR and FEED always on Mend. also OIL OAK!, 1.111111110
MRAL, inaseasurs, and all kinds of Rattle nod.
Wm. BURROWS & SON.
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NV
ANTED A trust woolly gentlemen Of
Indy if ench tOill113. 85 lige
for rin ed '0,111411nel bon." or 'mild linatielni
standing A straight. rutt ado weekly rash
salary of $1. ee paid to) check each W y
With all expem.es direct. front heorlunarlers.
Money ad enured for • leeneee. MI111,4101% 310
l'ss tan 'Oda change. 13e72 40o
OUR FURNITURE
rhe oi,est retablielted a Next iioor to nook of
In the County $ mom rest (ask', s
GRAND TRUNK RsiVIT'Et;
Was So Nervous She
Could Not Sleep At Niiht.
Is made to wear lt made to nen on small
Means 1,iw et( 1.0 11111,1. hatierS.
117 9E1 BAT CP "11717
margins, e hi It
We have a splendid stock of PARLOR, DINING Roilm,
IIEN and 11 /14.01IM PrieNITURR, all Canadian Made and
guaranteed exactly as represented. I t will pay you to examine
what we earn
Picture Framing is a Specialty vVith Us
Eater
fi0IINUS
1903.
((Mum ticket*
will he issued be
wenn all stations
in (Iona/lit at
SINGLE,
FIRST GLASS
F1113f.
1A..torri,ifto
line, prll I 't
LOW .0.1*****11~4.1.mirir. n, •
a.11,1 returning is itt ,I h tr rsd .A prll 1404
SCA -1()( )1. \ tIONS
To nrIcide net her.= ,.f
an ...liege, MI I., • • ,..11,e.
015`r I re. roil r, 3.1,, .1, ket. o
J. BROPHEY Si SON
SINGLE FARE, lnd Oft-IMIRD
1th i•, 1; • Ilth
Valid is turning
110,-1. fold,
from irtnitt
4101111M•11.2.101101•1111.911PAIVV.01,011•10=••••aes.1•MOMm. geital•Wein
F. I.AWRFINC1'...
Rad Palpitation el ths Rears and Loss et
Appetite
—
Ars Yee One of Those Troubled in this Wayf
you ars, MILBURN'S HEART AND NERVE
RILLS will Cure You- They Cure Nersens•
nest Sleeplessness, Anaemia. Faint and
Dissy Spells. General Debility. end ail Neuf
or Nerve Trembles.
Read what Mrs. C. H. 'Reed, Caboeonk,
says about them; Over six years ago I
was troubled with palpitation of the
heart and ions of appetite. I was so
nerveitt I eolild not sleep st night. I
took MILBURN'S HEART AND NERVE
PILLS. They mired me, and I have not
been bothered sines.
Price I/O' per bolr, or 3 for $1 211; all
Aenler. or 'rho T Milburn Co , Limited,
Toronto, Ont.
PRACTIC.A1, UNDERTAKERS, EMBALMERS, e
l'he(loderich Star
Tovvit Tit iter Agent is a Leader. -
Free
Dinner
Ware„
r),I) nett 11111•14 this opportunity hid come
LP Rood t lade with its and net how en..
Recto, n 1..•e nettled Dinner '•0
free or, • tla fur One plan le simple V.,
1,11 gtvc With every of5C Caoo'h polo
, hese no 1 0 few Coupon., entitles volt to WI,
art,. le nt t one In Ibis way you ar, 0,.
,I1,1,1 to Writ OM whatever platten von et'
utzte nrivnottnge liret, and match t3 W'S
the ..I her ntl,ele. afterwards, rts cce «two
font mite kreotrig this pattern fo? yttot 11
trattt titup y0,11. Coupons, refills) them o
it. toad we will give you crockery for then
11411 p14100 ate always the 10eemAt es
v 000ds always the best.
e quote a few of our prier's an
choice Brawn Sugar, OR OHL fes,. 144 10
Coen Lame Omens, per bush. .. sac
0004 Seed PotataiRli (Thupire f •
per wen
go,
Chola* coating riga* HIA fer 31
oriental *Morten, per *an....1041
ID. T.
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