HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1966-03-23, Page 10TINE LUCKNOW :SENTiNEL, LUCKNOW ONTARIO.
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Today young Bill likes to tinker but' tomorrow
he Will be deciding on his .career,. ' Whatever,
profession or vocation he may settle. on, there
will be no financial problem. A life' insurance
•program with Sun Life• not only guarantees the
funds for Bill's education but provides an income
for the whole family if. Dad `should die pre-
maturely.
associated with San Life ' of
Canada, the Company with the policy
that's right, for you -and your, fancily.
Why not cal! me today? •
WILLIAM J. KINAHAN
R: 2 Lucknow.
•• Phone . Wingham' 35 7� 198 7:
SUN LIFE • ASSURANCE . COMPANY.'OF .CANADA
(by Allen Colwell.
The' Tiger patrol opened the
meeting andthen the results of the
test on emergencies were given
With : Lyle Moulton, Ken. Eadie,
George. Stanley, Donald McKinnon
• (Kinlough news) •
• Some from around here are
busy making maple: syrup.
PRESBYTERIAN W. M, S.
The Presbyterian W .M., S. met
at the home, of Mrs. Perry Hodgins
-on Wednesday afternoon with .a
good attendance.• All members .
repeated ttie purpose. The word
for the rail call was "World".
Business was dealt with and the
collection received. Mrs., Gord-
on MacDonald and Mrs. Tom "
MacDonald were. in chargie; of the
progran ..The scripturemas tak-.
en, followed by adiscussion'.on.
our responsibility al Christians and
the many ways that we. can d0.
better, Mrs. • Tom MacDonald
led .a question• and answer period,
Mrs. Jack Barrhad a contest.
''The meeting closed with prayer,
and: lunch was served by the host-
ess and assistant. .
Mr.. and Mrs. Arnold Scott of
'`'I'eeswater and -Mrs.' Robert McInnes
of Lucknow visited with Mr. and.
Mrs. Dan -McInnes and family.
Mr. and Mrs.' Bert Nicholson
and,: Lois visited on -Friday 'even-
ing with ,Mr . and;Mrs. Harold
Slessor and 'family at Glamis,
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and Donald. Elliott passing.
Following dues and, inspection a
game was conducted by the Tigers.
scouter Frank worked . with the '.
new recruits on trail signs while
Scouter Currie gave a lesson on
Estimations/' Scouter Allem worked
on .First Aid with the Second Class
boys. The Tiger atrol',closed;:
the. meeting:
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PARTIAL LIST OF
VONTRIBUTORS TO THE LIONS
Easter Seal Fund•
Rev. Willis R2 Lucknow, Ted
McClenaghan Lucknow, Wm .Eadie
R3 Holyrood,' Lloyd. Ashton Lucknow
Harvey Webster Lucknow, Rev.
Kaiser R2 Lucknow; Russ Button R3
Luc know ,Frank Maulden • R2 Holy
rood, Earl•MacDonald R7.-Lucknow.,
Ernest Ackert. Lucknow , Mrs. R. H ,
Thompson Lucknow, Miss. Helen•
Thompson Lucknow ,Jinn West R3
Goderich;!lake Alton.R2 Lucknow,
T.Vandiepan R7 Lucknow,Howard.-.
Blake R7 Lucknow,Currie Colwell
R5 Lucknow; Andrew Gaunt R1' Luck,
now , Albert McGee' R1: Dungannon,
John MacLennan R3. Goderich;
Frank Thompson Dungannon, Fraser
McKinnon R6 Lucknow; 'Art Hodgins
Ri • fiolyrood ; Gervin Reed Dungan-
non. Mike'Cumming R2:Lucknow; •
Lorne Ivers Dungannon, Brown Smy7
the-, ungannon. 'Spence Irwin Luck.
now Miss Elizabeth''Murdie• Luck-
now Ken. Murdie Lucknow,Wm;
Brown' Lucknow ,Miss Dean Mac-
Leod Lucknow, Oliver Barkwell,
LucknoW,'Raynard Ackert Holyrood,.
Miss Susan Gibson Lucknow; Eldon
Millen Lucknow:, Mrs. ,Jas. Ritchie
'Lucknow, Mrs. Alex MacLennan '•
Lucknow., W B,Anderson Lucknow,:
Sam Alton Lucknow, Russell"Irvin
R7 • Lucknow , Donald MacKenzie
R1 Dungannon,: Mrs. Walter Carrip-
bell Lucknow, ;Mrs.. Isabelle Mac-
KenzieLucknow , Mrs. 'Edgar Holly•
man Lucknow ,..Clarence .e11 Luck -
now ,
uck-now, Miss Tena Carrick Lucknow,
James Mathers Lucknow ,. Gordon
Wail R3 Holyrood Jack Caesar Dun
gannon, Delmar Lindsay R2 Holy -
rood ,
oly-rood, Dr.M, H.Corrin Lucknow,
Dr .J C. McKii"rt. Lucknow, Mrs. 1.
Cranston R2 Lucknow, Bob. McNay
Amberley, .Jessie MacKay Lucknow
George Saunders Lucknow, Misses
Malcolm Lucknow, Leonard Mace
Donald Lucknow,Charles Tiffin R5
Lucknow, Hazel and Ada Webster
Lucknow C.amer.on MacDonald
Lucknow, W.W.Hfll Lucknow.,Wm,
Fisher Lucknow, Miss Maudie 'Fish.
er. Lucknow, Miss Ruby Webb Lucke
now, George Henry IV Lucknow •
Donald:Henderson Lucknow , Jim '
Errington R2 Auburn, . •
This, is is time of year--- 'one
of a very few — .when. I feel
.deeply,. sorry for high school'
principals. 'It's the. time when
they have to startbidding on '
livestock, in the form of teach-
.ers,. for next fall.
Let's put you; gentle reader;
into the boots of one of these
sterling`' chaps for a few ,min-
utes. And let's say you have a
staff. of 00 at the moment, 'And
let's' say you don't know wheth
er. you're going to have 1,200 or`
1,400 students next September.
Oh, well, sofar, only two peo
pl'e have officially resigned..' Any
_clod could hire two teachers.
Unless, of course,;• those extra
200: kids "show . up; >which ' means
two : or three more.: Even so..
.nothing to it. •
which completely justified your
opinion of his knowledge`of the
"subject.' • 0
Little Miss Moffett.' the geo-
graphy teacher just out of col-
lege, is having discipline prob-
lems, You discovered this when
you walked .past her room.and
saw two boys hanging out the
window, Investigati.on revealed
Miss Muffett : hanging upside.
down, a: • boy holding -each leg.
They' were testing the wind ve-
locity; they explained, using her
hair as a weather -vane.
Ah, but 'tarry` a moment. You
:know perfectly perfectly well 'that 'one..
possibly two of your' teachers,;
preferably from among the. mar-,
sled ladies on the staff, will be-
come 'pregnant.
You :are fully aware that Ma-
demoiselle ' • Tartu jfe, • ; of ' the
French department,: had an ' urs
fortunate affair, with ' young :Ja-
blonski, the basketball : coach:
and that on of them ., will he
The tra evine has informed
you ,that rs. Billings, the' old
faithful in the History depart-
ment, has been hitting the grape
pretty regularly since her bus-,
.band ran off with the waitress.
Everyone .knows • the English
department is rife with . strife.
Since the unfortunate demise of
Mr. Wiley, the department head:
in February, , of cirrhosis of the
, l'iver, four of the English teach
era; •all equally qualified, have
been gunning for the position.
No matter which gets it, all the
others will quit in dudgeon. '
You have just heard that your
Home Economics teacher, the
one in charge of teaching girls
to .gook, planned the menu for'
the monthly meeting of the Un
fulfilledWives Club, And every-
body came downwith food poi-
ssning
One of your junior science
teachers has just blown up $850
worth of equipment and two
students, during an experiment
• Monday. morning, . you heard.
that the 'director of your Tech;Tech-
nical department was in hospi•
tal, with .third-degree burns, of
ter trying to 'change a 'fuse at
home
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The head of Your Maths de•
partment, old' Gwillimbury, re•
fuses to teach .the New Mathe•
matics, or have anything• to do.
with: it, because "tt'ti a lot of
nonsense:
And on top .of this, there are
four' teachers you'd dearly love
to'fire-because of incompetence,
•emotionalism, idealism,; being
too fat or plain laziness. •• -,
So you have two resignations,
but. you might° wind up with 42.
What to do? If, you leave it too
late, all the other ' principals,.
like so. many dogs after a bone,
are in there first, andyou wind
up 'with a collection of clots.'
If you jump in too early, and
Start ' hiring teachers right.and
left,.. nobody : will resign and
y,d' 'with 12 more
teachers than the J3oard w#(l pi'`
for° .Antiwinno johup yourself.
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othese day s /are ire Thef
the tiatn nc csf ..
start , at slrhadow, lunacyThe.'' quail
. when they see a teacher booking.
surlypals.
They° stare with 'unconcealed
horror at ' Mrs. McGiliicuddy's
ilt
when a teacher knocks .at,thecr
swelling waist line They fe
•door, They pour oil an troubled
waters, turn • their backs , end
find that somebody has tossed
match into the mixture,
Hard luck, chaps,, and .'good
hunting. '
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