HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1888-09-28, Page 4F•B1GP.A.'l(i::SSI,: 28, 188.8.
filo Children's' Fun,,
Se% kilt tinct original Things
said by '1'h1y}111.
WOULDN'T DE SO IMPOLITE.
hurry Powers, at present man-
ager of Ilooley's, sings and tvhidt-
lea at his work. The other clay
hepickt••t up, Tommy Hooley and
totted hint on his knee before ho
noticed hislniatake.
1 thought you were my little
girl, said Il;arry, my latest born.
Then why did you shako mc?
asked Tommy. It is not like a
man to shake a girl out of his lap.
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HANeRN TO A O:AItQQN,
-.M '
F? sensational scene wits Iw it11t3s-.
god at QonPeville, S. beep!)
cglugty, ,pi o.igatt, .pu dill mil,
gr0tluds. The.....„vd.bt}'1 gather-
ed wane Prof. li t,•thot_omow male i
a balooi► aseensit►n. Flvorytbitig
was in readiness' forthe eveet,aud
itcwordhad been given to the
men holding the guy 'ropes to
stand firm and let go at n given,
signal. An old roan na1111ed Iilvatk
Sanborn, of Burl Qaks wee adit}at-
ing the ropes of the parachute
with which Bartholomew was to
descend, when tho balQop started
off, . and one of the parachute
ropes became entangled about
Sanboin's log above the knee,
You bot I wouldn't do it. carrying him u;► 1,500 foot, head
• downward. ,Sanborn struggled
TUE TIME -KEEPER, hard to free himself as he. shot
Mamma, said little Mabel, who upward through the air, but to
had just come from church, what no avail. ° Tbo crowd was horri-
made that man in the corner say fied and all expected to see him
'Amen' so often 'While the preach- fall to the earth and be crushed to
er was talking? death. After the baloon had reach -
I know, said Willie confidently. edits highest altitude itdesceilded,
Well, Willie, said his mother,
why is it?
It's a way lie has
time on the preacher.
of' calling
COULD NOT UNDERSTAND TIIE DELAY.
I have this, writes a correspon-
dent, from C's youngest daughter.
Mamma, is God Dean
Why, no! What makes you
'think so?
Oh, I have prayed every night
that he would make Grandmam-
ma well right off, and she's not
well yet.
And another:
Mamma, isn't it dreadful? Our
beloved pastor is at death's door.
What dons 'beloved' mean?
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WHAT HE WAS BOR Y FOR.
An infantile whose purposes
were somewhat remote from ardu-
ous toil, but who had carried in
some wood for his mamma one
day recently, was bidding her good
night.
Mamma -Have you been a good
boy to -day?
Hopeful -Yes' tn.
Mamma -Couldn't you be better
to -morrow if you tried bard?
Hopeful(thoughtfutly )-I don't
think so.
Mamma - haven't you do
anything to -day that you• are sor-
ry for?
Hopeful (slowly and seriously)
-I'm sorry l worked so hard on
,that wood pile.
ALL 001NU TO T11E FUNERAL.
A. South Broadway 'mamma
had told her three-year-old dangh-
ter that a long line of carriages j•
passing the house was going to a
j'uueral. Some days later a %sod-
ding occurred, and, woman-like,
mamma kept at the front window
watching for the corning of the
j.• earniages.
Little Daughter -Mamma, is
that a funeral?
No, little darling, that is a wed-
ding.
The little one thought for a
while over this apparently contra-
dictory information. Then she
said:
Oh, thcu, the wedding is going
to a funeral, isn't it ? •
landing Sanborn safely astride a
rail fence, where ho was rescued
more soared than hurt. Bartholo-
mow saw that he had a passenger.
trailing behind him as ho went up
and (old the unlucky man to hang
on and ho would try to bring
the baloon to land, which he
did. Sanborn then said, 'I would
not go up in that way again for
all Centreville.'
Mothers
Castoria is recommended by physici-
ans for children teething. It is a pure-
ly vegetable preparation, its ingredients
are published around each bottle. It is
dleasant to the taste and absolutely
Harmless. It relieves constipation, re-
gulates the bowels, quiets pain, cures
diarrhoea and wind colic, allaysfeverish-
nese, destroys wor-ms, and prevents con-
vulsions, soothes the child and gives it
refreshing and natural sleep. Castoria
is the children's panacea -the mother's
friend. 35 doses, 35 cents. '23-12
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GIVE US TWO CENT
POSTAGE.
Dissatisfaction with the three
cent postage is spreading. Our
cotemporariep, irrespective of race
and party, are clamoring for a
twc-':entstamp. A Canadian who
takes a trip to the United States
and sends Homo a letter • gets the
ecrvies--- performed from Uncle
Sam's end for two cents; but when
he returns home and writes to his
his friends on the other side of
the line he is charged by his own
government for the same service
three cents. The two -cent stamp
south of the lino moreover franks
a letter weigliingone ounee,where-
as for three cents the Canadian
government, will only carry a
letter weighingone-halfan ounce.
Making due allowadce for smaller
population and business, we take
the ground of our leading cotom•
poraries that two cents for n'one-
ouncc letter is as much as any Ca-
nadian should be expected by his
government to contribute towards
the expenses of the post-offiee.-
Ottawa Journal.
'►'IIOUGIIT, IT ►IT.ST HE TRUE.
Mr Dixey's little five-year-old
daughter was possessed of a 'dog
with which she used much to dis-
port herself in the garden, where
labored a gardener yclept Louis.
One morning her father was more
astonished than edified to hear
her 1 emark to her pet-
Well, you are the damnedest
dog I ever saw.
Fessie, cried her amazed parent,
where in the world did you ever
hear such language?
Why, papa, she responded,with
perfect innocence, he is thedamn-
edest dog you ever saw. Louis
said so, and he ought to know.
GEORGE'S PRAYER.
Having told one child story I
c:an but follow immemorial custom
and go to another. Nobody ever
hoard one of these anecdotes told
alone, for everybody has a fund of
stories, new or old, about children
and only waits the eve to bring
thein forth.
A small New Yorker had been
having a day of unmitigated nut-
rageousness, such as all children
who do -not die young are likely 1
to have at times; and when lie was
ready for bed his mother said to
him :
When yousayyour prayers,
Georgie, ask God to make you a
better boy. You have been very
V naughty to -day.
The youngster accordingly
put np his petitions in the usual
form, and then before closing
with'Amen,'he added: And please
God make me a good boy,
He paused a second, and then,
to the utter consternation of his
mother he said with unabated
gravity:
Nevertheless, not my will, 0
Lord, but thine be donel
The mother know not what to
say, and ;et'y wisely she said
nothing.
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ARRESTED 131 TIMES.
Not long ago a man was before a New
York judge, who asserted he had been
arrested 131 times. We believe there is
one disturber of society wbo bas broken
this record. We refer to the insidious
disease consumption, which. when taken
in time, is always arrested by the use of
T)r. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It has an unparalleled record as a cure
for coughs, colds, and all forms of pul
monary diseases. It is a reliable tonic ,
and alterative or blood -purifier. to ho
Se on Yoar l:nnra.
Dont allow a cold in the head to 'slowly
and surely run into Catarrh, when you can
be cured for 25c. by using Dr Chase's Ca-
tarrh Cure. A few applications cure n-
sipient catarrh ; 1 to 2 boxes cure ordinary
catarrh ; 2 to a boxes are guaranteed to
cnre chronic catarrh. Try it. Only 25c.
and sure cure. Sold by all dr'igizists.
In a collision of two frieght
trains at Golosburg, Tex.,on Mon-
day night, Engineer Chase was
killed. The wreck caught fire
'and two tramps were roasted to
death.
Mr A. llleKay's store at Ripley,
was entered by robbers on Wed-
nesday night, and an attempt
made to blow open the safe. Two
holes were drilled and a quantity
of powder administered, but the
fusee did not reach the powder.
It is supposed that they were al-
armed at this stage, as no further
damage was done.
IDoep t?.pt #tlr Iirysnt Say that 'groat
will get Well i# she iia• run over by ik
locomotive, while, e,' or dies of 1o9kjsw
if site iiicrtcheli llpir'iluger.” The truth
about Dr. Plerce's .Pleasant Pelletq wlll
be found bard to fiuppr;esfi All Who
take them rind them) gentle hi their
action but true in their work. Don't be
afraid of auereury or axiything learnifwl
in. thorn. 'They aro purely vegetable
anal perfectly lairmless. No use of tak-
ing the large, repulsive, nauseous pine.
These .Veneta (Little Liver Pills) are
searoely larger than mustard seed,.
They sura ,sick Iles.d ohs, Billiouv
13eadaoho, Dizziness, Constipation, In-
digestion, and Bilious Attack ; 25 cents
a vial, by Druggists.
The Tara Loader tells of the
death of a child in Bruce county
the other day under peculiar cir-
cumstances. Coming in from the
field the father of the child picked
a couple of burrs off his clothes
and threw them on the floor. The
little one picked up one of them
and put it in its mouth, and it
slipped down into its windpipe
It could not be dislodged, and
from the (effects of it the child
died the next morning.
•
Pullutan Vestibuled Train
It is universally conceded that, not-
withr'anding the advent of old and new
lines .nto the field of competition for
passenger traffic between Chicago, Mil-
wattikee, St. Paul and Minneapolis, the
Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul railway
maintains its pre-eminent position as
the leading line, and carries the greater
portion of the business between these
points. It is not hard to account for
this, when we consider that it was the
first in the field, and gaint3d its popular-
ity by long years of first-class service.
It has kept up to the times by adopting
all modern improvements in equipment
and methods, the latest being complete
PullmanVestibuledtrains running daily
between Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul
and Minneapolis, and its route being
along the banks of the Mississippi,
through the finest farming country, the
most populous and prosperous towns
and villages, it offers to its patrons the
very best service their money can buy.
Its dining cars are celebrated through-
out the length and breadth of the land
as being the finest in the world. Its
sleeping cars are the best belonging to
the Pullman company, being marvels of
elegance, comfort and luxury; its day
coaches are the best made, and its em-
ployees, by long -continued service in
their respective capacities, are experts,
courteous and accommodating to all.
It is not at all strange, therefore, that
an intelligent and discriminating tra-
velling public should almost exclusively
patronize this great railway, with its
separate through lines running between
Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul and Min-
neapoli,; Chicago, Council Bluffs and
Omaha; Chicago, Kansas City, and St.
Joseph, Mo. A. V. H. CARPENTER,
G. P. & T. A., Milwaukee, Wis. A. J.
TAYLOR, T.P.A., No. 4, Fainter House
Block, Toronto.
What r_ lime
T� HF)OPULA.fi.
D► 000 DS
•
LON ES BO
£ttinUu is oaMoI to nr Ri d i o Q
We do a large and increasing trade in this line, and this fall show better
value than ever before. We show a line of TWEED SUITS from five
to twelve dollars, and a line of BLACK and COLORED WORSTED
SUITS, from ten to fourten dollars, These goods are equal in Cut, Style,
Fit and Workmanship to auits made to order, and you will notice there
is a vast difference in the prices. If you buy one of our Colored Worsted
Suits, at fourteen dollars, and do not give away the price yourself, no one
will suppose you bought it for less than $25.
iN OVERCOATS WE LEAD THE TRADE,
'We commence them with a Common Union Coat at $3.00, whiob we do
not recommend, but if you must have a coat, and money is scarce with
you, why here is the coat. Next comes $5.O0, $6.00, $7.00, $8.00, $9.00,
$10.00 lines, improving, of coarse, in quality as the price advances, and
all serviceable goods, well cut and well made. ,
Our WORSTED OVERCOATS are selling rapidly. We have them in
Black and Brown, first class Trimmings, Velvet Collar, bound and cut
and made as neatly as any coat made to order. We sell them at prices
ranging from $6.00 to $12.00. We want you to see these goods, look at
them, examine the workmanship, if tboy please you, and you want a coat,
buy them, if you do not want one, you will perhaps tell your friends
what we, are showing. We want you to see them, anyway, and will not
press any one to buy. Don't ask how we can sell them so cheap, it takes
time to explain, and with us time is money. The coats are here, and
when you want one you will have it at the low price at which it is marked
Another special line we are showing is a very heavy FULL CLOTH, or
Etoffa, in plain and check, at b0 cents a yard. Ask to see it -it's a bon-
anza. We have good value in CARDIGAN JACKETS and UNDER-
CLOTIHING, HATS and CAPS, BOOTS and SHOES -•
And for the ladies we have KNITTED WOOL SQUARES, in a variety
of beautiful shades and exquisite texture, WOOL FASCINATORS, very
attractive. DRESS GOODS, in the loading fashionable shades, Plush
ane Satin trimmings. A good range of Dress Melton Cloths, at 10c.,
l `:1 e. and 20c.
DO NOT FORGET OUR SPECIAL DRIVES IN TEAS
We sell you 10 pounds of tea for five dollars, we guarantee the tea equal
at least to any tea you can buy in the county at the same price, and you
have the chance of winning a SEWING MACHINE, worth $60, or a
DINNER SET of 85 pieces, worth $15.00, or a set of MRS. POTTS'
POLISHING IRONS, worth $4.00 Remember you get good value for
your stoney, if you get the tea only, and some one is sure to win the
prizes, it may be you, yourlchance is just as good as that of any other
person. Try it.
People formerly had, trying to swallow
the old-fashioned pill with its film of
magnesia vainly _disguising its bitter-
ne{ss ; anti what a contrast to Ayer's
Phis, that have been Well called "med-
icated sugar-pluans"-the only fear be-
ing that patients may be tempted into
taking too many at a Close. But the
directions are plain and should be
strictly followed.
J. T. Teller, M. D., of Chittenango,
N. Y., expresses exactly what hundreds
have written at greater length. He
says: " Ayer's Cathartic Pills are highly
appreciated. They are perfect in form
and coating, and their effects are all
that the most careful physician could
desire. They have supplanted all the
Pills formerly popular here, and I think-
it
hinkit must be long. before any other can
be made that will at all compare with
them. Those who buy your pills get
full valve for their money."
"Safe, pleasant, and certain in
their action," is the concise testimony
of Dr. George E. Walker, of Martins-
ville, Virginia.
" Ayer's Pills outsell all similar prep-
arations. The public having once used
them, will have no others." -Berry,
Venable & Collier, Atlanta, Ga.
Ayer's Pii'Is,
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, llaea.
Sold by all Dealers in Medicine.
sui
I1
`' \ei Gey it cod Pomace
l•>r • •
l .
• Something Entirely New. A
Powerful & Economical iI:eat-
t'r. Thoroughly Tested. `.ult-
able for ►n('dinnl sized dive ll -
j,ings.
11', Ti
Having had several years' experience
in putting in Hot Air Furnaces, and the
`#tet Ff 4 yncreasing demand for a first-olass Fur-
nace.. .s nt.'to'iiftt0duee'kofdet fag new. We have taken into consider.
ation the weak pointe in those' no* in the market, which in our new Gem we
have fully overcome. Embodying all the requirements for a perfect heater,
and combining dir•abitity, simplicity and efficiency with perfect safety and great
economy of feel.
iTS ADVANTAGES ARE ;-
it can be ant into tow cellars or basements.
It has a caseing of plate stbel around the firebox, making it perfectly ;its
end emoke tight.
It is easily cleaned out, which is a very important feature, as it insures the
furnace heating as well in the latter part of the winter as when first started in
the fall.
immense radiating surface is given and great heat obtained by utilizing that
which is usually wasted by passing into the chimney.
The fire door is double, taking cold air in at the top and carrying it clown
into the fire. preventing heat and sparks escaping into the cellar.
It has 'expansion bands, allowing furnace to expand and contract with•
out any danger of cracking.
It is easily regulated by damper rod in front of furnace, causing the heat to
pass down side fines, clear round fire box,making a saving of fnllyione third in fuel
It is the most economical and cheapest first•clasefurnace made. The cheap.
est furnace to buy and use for the economy of fuel. Every furnace warranted to
give entire satisfartinn. fall and ver it and get prices.
H ARIr.,AN D BROS. •
found at every 'drugstore,. and '1;o'il l r,,, STOVES grid HARDWARE, - CT
kept in every horme, CLINTON
W. L. OUIM-ETTE.
LONDESBORO ' •
CUL
FALL GOODS
A full t t! aai•'.eu.•r.it vat
lin a
1?or Pall Wear, -,just opened
A Fine Assortnient of
FUR-:- GOODS
Not to be excelled in the county
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REMEMBER THE STAND - One door uortlt of the
Goods Palace, Albert Street, Clinton.
Dry
New :Furniture Stock
While this is:now the great question in the political arena of Canada
the people of Londesboro and surrounding country aro asking "Where
can 1 get the best value for my•money ?"
Come to ADAMS' Emporium
LONfESB()RO.
Which is well supplied with
FALL AND WINTER GOODS
cif Some extraordinary values in TWEEDS.
BEAUTIFUL AND CHEAP DRESS GOODS.
worrGreat variety of FLANNELS, PRINTS & COTTONS.
or BOOTS, SHOES, RUBBERS, and •
air HEAVY STOCKINGS for Winter use.
. SPECIAL VALUES IN ALL KINDS OF. GROCERIES
TAILORING in connection. Highest price for. Butter and Eggs..
Sept iitll, 1888. '. .. ADAM $.
Calbick Reith,,
• :�� THE LEADING =
UNDERTAKERS
/.1N I)
EMBALMERS
CLINION
In our line of undertaking we fear no competition,
as we carry a very large stock of Good Goods,
and as Funeral Directors, we are bound
to give satisfaction. A call re-
spectfully solicited.
The !tri store, Mrt it.,
CL-II'r4TTUN •
CALBICK & 'KEITH
Opened' out in. ZLLIOTTS► BLOC, •
NEXT DOOR TO THE CITY BOOK STORE, CLINTON.
BEDROOM SETS,IPARLOR SETS,LOUNGES'
SIDEBOARDS, CHAIRS, &c.,
ANA A GENERAL ASSORTMENT OP THE VERY BEST MADE
TURE AT REASONABLE PRICES.
J()S. CHIDL EY.
FURNI
Family Groc3ries.
A FRESH AND FULL STOCK, WHICH INCLUDES
FRUITS. CANDIES, NUTS, FISH, &e.
-.-BESIDES A FULL STOCK OF—
Choice Family Groceries••,China,
Crockery and C-lantware. Ail
sit Bottom Price:`.
A CALL SOLICITED.—
:N:
N. ROBSON. CHINA HALL.
DR.. W. HiIORAHAM'S
British American. Medicial
& Surgical Institute.
170 I'JNG ST. WEST, TORONTO, ONT.
Treats Chronic and Private Diseases.
All Diseases of the Throat, Nose, Lungs & Heart.
Diseases of the Skin as Pimples, Ulcera, &c., quickly cured.
Nervous diseases and Diseases of the Brain indipated by Headache, Dizzi-
ness, Sleeplessness, and all Neuraligia affections.
Diseases of the Stomach, Liver and Bowels characterized by Indigestion,
Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Offensive Breath; &c.,
Diarrhoea, Costiveness, Piles, Turners, &c.,
Diseases of the Kidneys and Bladder.
Private Diseases and diseases of a private nature as Impotency, Sterility,
Varicocele (the result of youthful folly and excesses) Gleet, Syphilitic affect-
ions &c., receive special attention. ,
Diseases of Women, Painful, Profuse or Suppressed Menstruation, Len-
corrhoea, (whites) Ulceration and all Displacements of the Womb.
Call or write for particulars. Office hours. -9 atm, to 8 p.m. Sundays 2 to 4 p.m
New Taiioiing Establishment
The' undersigned has opened out.* the tailoring business in the store
lately occupied' by Mr E. Floody,. and will 'keep a fine stock 'of
English, Scotch & Canadian Tweeds,. French
Worsteds, and all thelatCst. patterns
of Pangs..
Which he will guarantee to make np at ilio lowest possible 1 rices.
Workmanship of the bust quality, and a"fit•gtiarantecd or no a ale.
A call solicit,.,
T- SSBP$BRl1, Albert St-, Clinton.
NEXT DOOR TO WATTS' Dal•UC' STOitE.
A Positive Cure.
A Painless.Oure.
FACTS FOR MEN OF ALL AGES
2]If3S�l9 $ b� lei.
M. V. S�TLT�ON'C .lei atm' NO. e
THE GREuf[T Rimemi.', ,4 .h^EW Eh,
Marvel et Hating, ndgeh dada ' Nl6diciitet,
ur8fl� eke terrible ettneelitOutteof Inelaseretton,
Iliperotee itettll Overwork.
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Who are brokefi town from the effects of a butie w11;1_ IYnd tat No. 8a radioed cure tor nervot
debility, organic weaknets, involuntary Gita l losses, etc.
9YYPToMe 11011108108 No. 8 SnotILn n$ USED; wanb of energy, vertigo, want of ynrpos
dimness of eight, aversion to society, want of confidence, avoidance of convereatlot
deaire for solitude, listlessness and inability to Alt the attention one partioolex eubjec
cowardice, depression of spirits, giddiness, loss of memory, excitability of temper, ape
matornctes, or lots of the seminal fluid-tho result of solf-abuse or marital excess. --imps
t.noy, innutrition, emaciation, barrenness, palpitation of the heart, hysteric feelings 1
m
teatel trembling, meleneboty, disturbingdreams, ate., are all syptomsof this terrib.
habit, oftentimes innocently acquired. In,short, the Spring of vital force having lost 11
tension, every function wither in eentegsenee. Scientific venters and the eu erintendenh
of insane asylums unite in ascribing to the effects of self-r.,buse the groat majority
wasted lives which conte under their notice, If you are incompetent tor theardnon-
duties of business, incapacitated for the onjoyenontgot ltfn, No. 8oftereanescape fret:
the effects of early vice. If you are ialcc.nrod in years, No. 8 will give you tell vigor an;
strength. It you are broken down, physically and morally, from early indiscretion, the
result of ignorance awl folly, send your address and 10 cents in stamps for ME. V. LVii0N'i
Treatise to Hook Form on Diseases of Man. Sealed and Reemo from observatl.,...
Address all cemmaniaa�ious to Ill. V. LIMON, 47 W'cllingtan Si. E.. 7..ront�.
A Man without wisdom IIVCs in a fool's paradise- CURES (!U4RANYEED. HEAL THE SICK.
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