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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1888-09-28, Page 4F•B1GP.A.'l(i::SSI,: 28, 188.8. filo Children's' Fun,, Se% kilt tinct original Things said by '1'h1y}111. WOULDN'T DE SO IMPOLITE. hurry Powers, at present man- ager of Ilooley's, sings and tvhidt- lea at his work. The other clay hepickt••t up, Tommy Hooley and totted hint on his knee before ho noticed hislniatake. 1 thought you were my little girl, said Il;arry, my latest born. Then why did you shako mc? asked Tommy. It is not like a man to shake a girl out of his lap. • Mx HANeRN TO A O:AItQQN, -.M ' F? sensational scene wits Iw it11t3s-. god at QonPeville, S. beep!) cglugty, ,pi o.igatt, .pu dill mil, gr0tluds. The.....„vd.bt}'1 gather- ed wane Prof. li t,•thot_omow male i a balooi► aseensit►n. Flvorytbitig was in readiness' forthe eveet,aud itcwordhad been given to the men holding the guy 'ropes to stand firm and let go at n given, signal. An old roan na1111ed Iilvatk Sanborn, of Burl Qaks wee adit}at- ing the ropes of the parachute with which Bartholomew was to descend, when tho balQop started off, . and one of the parachute ropes became entangled about Sanboin's log above the knee, You bot I wouldn't do it. carrying him u;► 1,500 foot, head • downward. ,Sanborn struggled TUE TIME -KEEPER, hard to free himself as he. shot Mamma, said little Mabel, who upward through the air, but to had just come from church, what no avail. ° Tbo crowd was horri- made that man in the corner say fied and all expected to see him 'Amen' so often 'While the preach- fall to the earth and be crushed to er was talking? death. After the baloon had reach - I know, said Willie confidently. edits highest altitude itdesceilded, Well, Willie, said his mother, why is it? It's a way lie has time on the preacher. of' calling COULD NOT UNDERSTAND TIIE DELAY. I have this, writes a correspon- dent, from C's youngest daughter. Mamma, is God Dean Why, no! What makes you 'think so? Oh, I have prayed every night that he would make Grandmam- ma well right off, and she's not well yet. And another: Mamma, isn't it dreadful? Our beloved pastor is at death's door. What dons 'beloved' mean? • WHAT HE WAS BOR Y FOR. An infantile whose purposes were somewhat remote from ardu- ous toil, but who had carried in some wood for his mamma one day recently, was bidding her good night. Mamma -Have you been a good boy to -day? Hopeful -Yes' tn. Mamma -Couldn't you be better to -morrow if you tried bard? Hopeful(thoughtfutly )-I don't think so. Mamma - haven't you do anything to -day that you• are sor- ry for? Hopeful (slowly and seriously) -I'm sorry l worked so hard on ,that wood pile. ALL 001NU TO T11E FUNERAL. A. South Broadway 'mamma had told her three-year-old dangh- ter that a long line of carriages j• passing the house was going to a j'uueral. Some days later a %sod- ding occurred, and, woman-like, mamma kept at the front window watching for the corning of the j.• earniages. Little Daughter -Mamma, is that a funeral? No, little darling, that is a wed- ding. The little one thought for a while over this apparently contra- dictory information. Then she said: Oh, thcu, the wedding is going to a funeral, isn't it ? • landing Sanborn safely astride a rail fence, where ho was rescued more soared than hurt. Bartholo- mow saw that he had a passenger. trailing behind him as ho went up and (old the unlucky man to hang on and ho would try to bring the baloon to land, which he did. Sanborn then said, 'I would not go up in that way again for all Centreville.' Mothers Castoria is recommended by physici- ans for children teething. It is a pure- ly vegetable preparation, its ingredients are published around each bottle. It is dleasant to the taste and absolutely Harmless. It relieves constipation, re- gulates the bowels, quiets pain, cures diarrhoea and wind colic, allaysfeverish- nese, destroys wor-ms, and prevents con- vulsions, soothes the child and gives it refreshing and natural sleep. Castoria is the children's panacea -the mother's friend. 35 doses, 35 cents. '23-12 • GIVE US TWO CENT POSTAGE. Dissatisfaction with the three cent postage is spreading. Our cotemporariep, irrespective of race and party, are clamoring for a twc-':entstamp. A Canadian who takes a trip to the United States and sends Homo a letter • gets the ecrvies--- performed from Uncle Sam's end for two cents; but when he returns home and writes to his his friends on the other side of the line he is charged by his own government for the same service three cents. The two -cent stamp south of the lino moreover franks a letter weigliingone ounee,where- as for three cents the Canadian government, will only carry a letter weighingone-halfan ounce. Making due allowadce for smaller population and business, we take the ground of our leading cotom• poraries that two cents for n'one- ouncc letter is as much as any Ca- nadian should be expected by his government to contribute towards the expenses of the post-offiee.- Ottawa Journal. '►'IIOUGIIT, IT ►IT.ST HE TRUE. Mr Dixey's little five-year-old daughter was possessed of a 'dog with which she used much to dis- port herself in the garden, where labored a gardener yclept Louis. One morning her father was more astonished than edified to hear her 1 emark to her pet- Well, you are the damnedest dog I ever saw. Fessie, cried her amazed parent, where in the world did you ever hear such language? Why, papa, she responded,with perfect innocence, he is thedamn- edest dog you ever saw. Louis said so, and he ought to know. GEORGE'S PRAYER. Having told one child story I c:an but follow immemorial custom and go to another. Nobody ever hoard one of these anecdotes told alone, for everybody has a fund of stories, new or old, about children and only waits the eve to bring thein forth. A small New Yorker had been having a day of unmitigated nut- rageousness, such as all children who do -not die young are likely 1 to have at times; and when lie was ready for bed his mother said to him : When yousayyour prayers, Georgie, ask God to make you a better boy. You have been very V naughty to -day. The youngster accordingly put np his petitions in the usual form, and then before closing with'Amen,'he added: And please God make me a good boy, He paused a second, and then, to the utter consternation of his mother he said with unabated gravity: Nevertheless, not my will, 0 Lord, but thine be donel The mother know not what to say, and ;et'y wisely she said nothing. •4+ ARRESTED 131 TIMES. Not long ago a man was before a New York judge, who asserted he had been arrested 131 times. We believe there is one disturber of society wbo bas broken this record. We refer to the insidious disease consumption, which. when taken in time, is always arrested by the use of T)r. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It has an unparalleled record as a cure for coughs, colds, and all forms of pul monary diseases. It is a reliable tonic , and alterative or blood -purifier. to ho Se on Yoar l:nnra. Dont allow a cold in the head to 'slowly and surely run into Catarrh, when you can be cured for 25c. by using Dr Chase's Ca- tarrh Cure. A few applications cure n- sipient catarrh ; 1 to 2 boxes cure ordinary catarrh ; 2 to a boxes are guaranteed to cnre chronic catarrh. Try it. Only 25c. and sure cure. Sold by all dr'igizists. In a collision of two frieght trains at Golosburg, Tex.,on Mon- day night, Engineer Chase was killed. The wreck caught fire 'and two tramps were roasted to death. Mr A. llleKay's store at Ripley, was entered by robbers on Wed- nesday night, and an attempt made to blow open the safe. Two holes were drilled and a quantity of powder administered, but the fusee did not reach the powder. It is supposed that they were al- armed at this stage, as no further damage was done. IDoep t?.pt #tlr Iirysnt Say that 'groat will get Well i# she iia• run over by ik locomotive, while, e,' or dies of 1o9kjsw if site iiicrtcheli llpir'iluger.” The truth about Dr. Plerce's .Pleasant Pelletq wlll be found bard to fiuppr;esfi All Who take them rind them) gentle hi their action but true in their work. Don't be afraid of auereury or axiything learnifwl in. thorn. 'They aro purely vegetable anal perfectly lairmless. No use of tak- ing the large, repulsive, nauseous pine. These .Veneta (Little Liver Pills) are searoely larger than mustard seed,. They sura ,sick Iles.d ohs, Billiouv 13eadaoho, Dizziness, Constipation, In- digestion, and Bilious Attack ; 25 cents a vial, by Druggists. The Tara Loader tells of the death of a child in Bruce county the other day under peculiar cir- cumstances. Coming in from the field the father of the child picked a couple of burrs off his clothes and threw them on the floor. The little one picked up one of them and put it in its mouth, and it slipped down into its windpipe It could not be dislodged, and from the (effects of it the child died the next morning. • Pullutan Vestibuled Train It is universally conceded that, not- withr'anding the advent of old and new lines .nto the field of competition for passenger traffic between Chicago, Mil- wattikee, St. Paul and Minneapolis, the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul railway maintains its pre-eminent position as the leading line, and carries the greater portion of the business between these points. It is not hard to account for this, when we consider that it was the first in the field, and gaint3d its popular- ity by long years of first-class service. It has kept up to the times by adopting all modern improvements in equipment and methods, the latest being complete PullmanVestibuledtrains running daily between Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul and Minneapolis, and its route being along the banks of the Mississippi, through the finest farming country, the most populous and prosperous towns and villages, it offers to its patrons the very best service their money can buy. Its dining cars are celebrated through- out the length and breadth of the land as being the finest in the world. Its sleeping cars are the best belonging to the Pullman company, being marvels of elegance, comfort and luxury; its day coaches are the best made, and its em- ployees, by long -continued service in their respective capacities, are experts, courteous and accommodating to all. It is not at all strange, therefore, that an intelligent and discriminating tra- velling public should almost exclusively patronize this great railway, with its separate through lines running between Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul and Min- neapoli,; Chicago, Council Bluffs and Omaha; Chicago, Kansas City, and St. Joseph, Mo. A. V. H. CARPENTER, G. P. & T. A., Milwaukee, Wis. A. J. TAYLOR, T.P.A., No. 4, Fainter House Block, Toronto. What r_ lime T� HF)OPULA.fi. D► 000 DS • LON ES BO £ttinUu is oaMoI to nr Ri d i o Q We do a large and increasing trade in this line, and this fall show better value than ever before. We show a line of TWEED SUITS from five to twelve dollars, and a line of BLACK and COLORED WORSTED SUITS, from ten to fourten dollars, These goods are equal in Cut, Style, Fit and Workmanship to auits made to order, and you will notice there is a vast difference in the prices. If you buy one of our Colored Worsted Suits, at fourteen dollars, and do not give away the price yourself, no one will suppose you bought it for less than $25. iN OVERCOATS WE LEAD THE TRADE, 'We commence them with a Common Union Coat at $3.00, whiob we do not recommend, but if you must have a coat, and money is scarce with you, why here is the coat. Next comes $5.O0, $6.00, $7.00, $8.00, $9.00, $10.00 lines, improving, of coarse, in quality as the price advances, and all serviceable goods, well cut and well made. , Our WORSTED OVERCOATS are selling rapidly. We have them in Black and Brown, first class Trimmings, Velvet Collar, bound and cut and made as neatly as any coat made to order. We sell them at prices ranging from $6.00 to $12.00. We want you to see these goods, look at them, examine the workmanship, if tboy please you, and you want a coat, buy them, if you do not want one, you will perhaps tell your friends what we, are showing. We want you to see them, anyway, and will not press any one to buy. Don't ask how we can sell them so cheap, it takes time to explain, and with us time is money. The coats are here, and when you want one you will have it at the low price at which it is marked Another special line we are showing is a very heavy FULL CLOTH, or Etoffa, in plain and check, at b0 cents a yard. Ask to see it -it's a bon- anza. We have good value in CARDIGAN JACKETS and UNDER- CLOTIHING, HATS and CAPS, BOOTS and SHOES -• And for the ladies we have KNITTED WOOL SQUARES, in a variety of beautiful shades and exquisite texture, WOOL FASCINATORS, very attractive. DRESS GOODS, in the loading fashionable shades, Plush ane Satin trimmings. A good range of Dress Melton Cloths, at 10c., l `:1 e. and 20c. DO NOT FORGET OUR SPECIAL DRIVES IN TEAS We sell you 10 pounds of tea for five dollars, we guarantee the tea equal at least to any tea you can buy in the county at the same price, and you have the chance of winning a SEWING MACHINE, worth $60, or a DINNER SET of 85 pieces, worth $15.00, or a set of MRS. POTTS' POLISHING IRONS, worth $4.00 Remember you get good value for your stoney, if you get the tea only, and some one is sure to win the prizes, it may be you, yourlchance is just as good as that of any other person. Try it. People formerly had, trying to swallow the old-fashioned pill with its film of magnesia vainly _disguising its bitter- ne{ss ; anti what a contrast to Ayer's Phis, that have been Well called "med- icated sugar-pluans"-the only fear be- ing that patients may be tempted into taking too many at a Close. But the directions are plain and should be strictly followed. J. T. Teller, M. D., of Chittenango, N. Y., expresses exactly what hundreds have written at greater length. He says: " Ayer's Cathartic Pills are highly appreciated. They are perfect in form and coating, and their effects are all that the most careful physician could desire. They have supplanted all the Pills formerly popular here, and I think- it hinkit must be long. before any other can be made that will at all compare with them. Those who buy your pills get full valve for their money." "Safe, pleasant, and certain in their action," is the concise testimony of Dr. George E. Walker, of Martins- ville, Virginia. " Ayer's Pills outsell all similar prep- arations. The public having once used them, will have no others." -Berry, Venable & Collier, Atlanta, Ga. Ayer's Pii'Is, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, llaea. Sold by all Dealers in Medicine. sui I1 `' \ei Gey it cod Pomace l•>r • • l . • Something Entirely New. A Powerful & Economical iI:eat- t'r. Thoroughly Tested. `.ult- able for ►n('dinnl sized dive ll - j,ings. 11', Ti Having had several years' experience in putting in Hot Air Furnaces, and the `#tet Ff 4 yncreasing demand for a first-olass Fur- nace.. .s nt.'to'iiftt0duee'kofdet fag new. We have taken into consider. ation the weak pointe in those' no* in the market, which in our new Gem we have fully overcome. Embodying all the requirements for a perfect heater, and combining dir•abitity, simplicity and efficiency with perfect safety and great economy of feel. iTS ADVANTAGES ARE ;- it can be ant into tow cellars or basements. It has a caseing of plate stbel around the firebox, making it perfectly ;its end emoke tight. It is easily cleaned out, which is a very important feature, as it insures the furnace heating as well in the latter part of the winter as when first started in the fall. immense radiating surface is given and great heat obtained by utilizing that which is usually wasted by passing into the chimney. The fire door is double, taking cold air in at the top and carrying it clown into the fire. preventing heat and sparks escaping into the cellar. It has 'expansion bands, allowing furnace to expand and contract with• out any danger of cracking. It is easily regulated by damper rod in front of furnace, causing the heat to pass down side fines, clear round fire box,making a saving of fnllyione third in fuel It is the most economical and cheapest first•clasefurnace made. The cheap. est furnace to buy and use for the economy of fuel. Every furnace warranted to give entire satisfartinn. fall and ver it and get prices. H ARIr.,AN D BROS. • found at every 'drugstore,. and '1;o'il l r,,, STOVES grid HARDWARE, - CT kept in every horme, CLINTON W. L. OUIM-ETTE. LONDESBORO ' • CUL FALL GOODS A full t t! aai•'.eu.•r.it vat lin a 1?or Pall Wear, -,just opened A Fine Assortnient of FUR-:- GOODS Not to be excelled in the county C+3110 REMEMBER THE STAND - One door uortlt of the Goods Palace, Albert Street, Clinton. Dry New :Furniture Stock While this is:now the great question in the political arena of Canada the people of Londesboro and surrounding country aro asking "Where can 1 get the best value for my•money ?" Come to ADAMS' Emporium LONfESB()RO. Which is well supplied with FALL AND WINTER GOODS cif Some extraordinary values in TWEEDS. BEAUTIFUL AND CHEAP DRESS GOODS. worrGreat variety of FLANNELS, PRINTS & COTTONS. or BOOTS, SHOES, RUBBERS, and • air HEAVY STOCKINGS for Winter use. . SPECIAL VALUES IN ALL KINDS OF. GROCERIES TAILORING in connection. Highest price for. Butter and Eggs.. Sept iitll, 1888. '. .. ADAM $. Calbick Reith,, • :�� THE LEADING = UNDERTAKERS /.1N I) EMBALMERS CLINION In our line of undertaking we fear no competition, as we carry a very large stock of Good Goods, and as Funeral Directors, we are bound to give satisfaction. A call re- spectfully solicited. The !tri store, Mrt it., CL-II'r4TTUN • CALBICK & 'KEITH Opened' out in. ZLLIOTTS► BLOC, • NEXT DOOR TO THE CITY BOOK STORE, CLINTON. BEDROOM SETS,IPARLOR SETS,LOUNGES' SIDEBOARDS, CHAIRS, &c., ANA A GENERAL ASSORTMENT OP THE VERY BEST MADE TURE AT REASONABLE PRICES. J()S. CHIDL EY. FURNI Family Groc3ries. A FRESH AND FULL STOCK, WHICH INCLUDES FRUITS. CANDIES, NUTS, FISH, &e. -.-BESIDES A FULL STOCK OF— Choice Family Groceries••,China, Crockery and C-lantware. Ail sit Bottom Price:`. A CALL SOLICITED.— :N: N. ROBSON. CHINA HALL. DR.. W. HiIORAHAM'S British American. Medicial & Surgical Institute. 170 I'JNG ST. WEST, TORONTO, ONT. Treats Chronic and Private Diseases. All Diseases of the Throat, Nose, Lungs & Heart. Diseases of the Skin as Pimples, Ulcera, &c., quickly cured. Nervous diseases and Diseases of the Brain indipated by Headache, Dizzi- ness, Sleeplessness, and all Neuraligia affections. Diseases of the Stomach, Liver and Bowels characterized by Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Offensive Breath; &c., Diarrhoea, Costiveness, Piles, Turners, &c., Diseases of the Kidneys and Bladder. Private Diseases and diseases of a private nature as Impotency, Sterility, Varicocele (the result of youthful folly and excesses) Gleet, Syphilitic affect- ions &c., receive special attention. , Diseases of Women, Painful, Profuse or Suppressed Menstruation, Len- corrhoea, (whites) Ulceration and all Displacements of the Womb. Call or write for particulars. Office hours. -9 atm, to 8 p.m. Sundays 2 to 4 p.m New Taiioiing Establishment The' undersigned has opened out.* the tailoring business in the store lately occupied' by Mr E. Floody,. and will 'keep a fine stock 'of English, Scotch & Canadian Tweeds,. French Worsteds, and all thelatCst. patterns of Pangs.. Which he will guarantee to make np at ilio lowest possible 1 rices. Workmanship of the bust quality, and a"fit•gtiarantecd or no a ale. A call solicit,., T- SSBP$BRl1, Albert St-, Clinton. NEXT DOOR TO WATTS' Dal•UC' STOitE. A Positive Cure. A Painless.Oure. FACTS FOR MEN OF ALL AGES 2]If3S�l9 $ b� lei. M. V. S�TLT�ON'C .lei atm' NO. e THE GREuf[T Rimemi.', ,4 .h^EW Eh, Marvel et Hating, ndgeh dada ' Nl6diciitet, ur8fl� eke terrible ettneelitOutteof Inelaseretton, Iliperotee itettll Overwork. stov1•7G • 243:: 0 -.421 ' o ra iVIMZ Who are brokefi town from the effects of a butie w11;1_ IYnd tat No. 8a radioed cure tor nervot debility, organic weaknets, involuntary Gita l losses, etc. 9YYPToMe 11011108108 No. 8 SnotILn n$ USED; wanb of energy, vertigo, want of ynrpos dimness of eight, aversion to society, want of confidence, avoidance of convereatlot deaire for solitude, listlessness and inability to Alt the attention one partioolex eubjec cowardice, depression of spirits, giddiness, loss of memory, excitability of temper, ape matornctes, or lots of the seminal fluid-tho result of solf-abuse or marital excess. --imps t.noy, innutrition, emaciation, barrenness, palpitation of the heart, hysteric feelings 1 m teatel trembling, meleneboty, disturbingdreams, ate., are all syptomsof this terrib. habit, oftentimes innocently acquired. In,short, the Spring of vital force having lost 11 tension, every function wither in eentegsenee. Scientific venters and the eu erintendenh of insane asylums unite in ascribing to the effects of self-r.,buse the groat majority wasted lives which conte under their notice, If you are incompetent tor theardnon- duties of business, incapacitated for the onjoyenontgot ltfn, No. 8oftereanescape fret: the effects of early vice. If you are ialcc.nrod in years, No. 8 will give you tell vigor an; strength. It you are broken down, physically and morally, from early indiscretion, the result of ignorance awl folly, send your address and 10 cents in stamps for ME. V. LVii0N'i Treatise to Hook Form on Diseases of Man. Sealed and Reemo from observatl.,... Address all cemmaniaa�ious to Ill. V. LIMON, 47 W'cllingtan Si. E.. 7..ront�. A Man without wisdom IIVCs in a fool's paradise- CURES (!U4RANYEED. HEAL THE SICK. Pertr►Rnent ( urft. 6 P!,-fIre"-1we• ei,sR