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.I0Q10:U.0 I1i,ialns With, his pen.
iio ittapeo.91, of :butcherioel in,
ANA report* tba the eons:mop
.'Niel[, of :hortollesli bo* toclre;tsed to.
tin 04raortlitiary 04tent,
McO 74iglo, the Chicago boodler,
is :at Bout[" Hot G$pi tn,l s, UO is
spending money, freely, tlntl seems
to have plenty .Of boodle left,
A South Parana girl z married
five times in seven weeks, and
is now in gaol trying to settle in
her Awn mind as to Which of' the
men 14 her husband.
A woman at Bridgeport Conn.,
bas a good: joke on her husband.
He bated her poodle, and in try-
ing to kiek it down stairs lost his
balance and broke his rock.
The British army authorities,
are pushing experiments in mili-
tary cycling. A regular bicycle
corps has. been formed,- with 120
men, of whom eleven aro offl.
-cors.
The holy water disappeared
from a font of a church in. Paris,
and tbo priest sent a detective .to
watch the doors. It was discov-
ered that a milkman was the
thief. ��
A Chicagobarber says ho never
heard one of his craft to tell a
r war story. He has been a barber
20 years and he never saw a bar-
ber in his life who said 110 was in
the army.
Boston did have enough Anar-
chists to fill a dozen chairs in a
small ball, but the number has
kept falling off until, at a meeting
called the other night, only one
man showed up, and ho wasn't
loaded.
Jurt Lefi>re selling the furni-
ture of an old Ealy at Ryde,
Eng., the executor examined an
ancient bureau and diEcovercd a
secret drawer in whiclt were up-
ward of 1,000 sovereigns, closely
packed.
POOR WIDO.w BEDOTT!
She tried to write love poetry to the
deacon, and could frame only—
"Affliction sore
Long time I bore."
Had the line creature used Dr Pierce's
Favorite Prescription—the sure ready
for the weaknesses and peculiar ailments
of her sex—she might have secured the
deacon's favor by the cheerful character
of her verses.
.A writer in a Boston paler has
written an essay upon"The Ugli-
ness of a Camel.". Considering
the fact that the camel ncvcr.pos•
cd as a professional beauty, this
• insult upon that animal is as un-
kind as it is uncalled for..
Hawk•insvillo, Ga., is reniarktr•
bly proud of Miss Annie 1leCu:r-
mick because 'she coin play two
tunes on a piano and sing a third
all at once. It is said that sshe
can sit with her brae.; to the in-
strument and play most beauti-
fully."
Gen. Clinton B. Fisk, the pro-
hibition candidate for the I'resi•
dency, is popular among the
Methodist§ of New Jersey. Isis
wife. is !particularly conspicuous
in the affairs of that church. Tho
General is rich and liberal.
A hole in the highway near
Waterbury, Conn., took in 180
tons of stone, twenty loge, thirty
waggon loads of gravel, and twon-
ty loads of ashes, and the .people
then twisted the road around the
place and told the hole to go to
Halifax.
Paul Desgranges, of Philadel-
phia,. has collected 1,000,000 can-
celled postage postage stamps.' He has
put them up, hi packages of 50,-
000 stamps each, the packages
weighing.over 5 pounds apiece. It
has taken him six years to make
the collection.
Col. Robt. G. Ingersoll says:—
You can no more teach a man to
be an orator then you can
teach hint to bo an artist or a
poet of the first class. When;you
teach him, there is the same dif-
- ference between the man who '"is
taught and the man who is what
he is by virtue of a natural apti-
tude that there is between a pump
and a spring—between a canal
and a river—betwon April rain
and waterworks. It is a question
of capacity told feeling—not of
education.
DON'T YOU KNOW
that'you cannot afford to neglect that
catarrh? Don't you know that it may
lead to consumption, to insanity, to
death? Don't yon know that while the
thousand and one nostrums you have
tried have utterly failed that Dr Sage's
Catarrh Remedy is a certain cure? It
has stood the test of years,and there aro
hundreds of thousands of grateful mon
and women in all parts of the country
who can testify to its efficacy. All
druggists.
Read the Nexta
Column Article. pi`
A San Francisco, Cal., despatch
says: The Britirh bark I3alaklava
arrived on Thursday from London
after a remarkable long voyage of
one year and sevontyfour days.
Her misfortubes are many. There
is not a sailor aboard who shipped
on her from England. Ten men
were washed overboard and
drowned in a storm off Cape Horn.
While at Valparaiso fol: repairs
the remainder of the crew desert-
ed. The bark was caught in a
storm after leaving port and lost
IVO more men.
Gltl.ti,l,tpi b s1►ys ht wai f ngVPI
Sit foe apo p it 1att�
A tuun.` era: beet utly,rlested'1U
Worth 04tQlina. 1.'i 1'•eq;tnrnitting,
asiattit 001 n 0000y .74eap n,, to
w tact ltxrgcy tknd ;Gorogsotl tb tli Aloe
Itba*juAt heon dtt;,tuwete.tj in
AAP tf alta that o: ase of the four gtate
:o eclitionet s to a, wolllau, She. as
large and musetilat, hoe a het}t-y
!oleo,. aril .has .adjnntecl thO Hooses
tot: -26 victims.
A Dakota mala who, has an-
nounced himself as a eandlidnto for
delegate to COnoress, is charged
by his oppoaeiitwith having .sold
coffee to his felt¢w prisoners,wltile
incarcerated in Andersonville, at
$1 a eup.
A woman in the western part of
the State is now living with bus.
band No. 14. In this case it would
be difficult to tell which is the
unlucky number, but we'd rather
be 13 than 14. No 13 is dead.—
Norristown Herald.
Pandit save some fingers, which
Ex -Senator Tabor, of Colorado,
robably belonged either to the
WAS using as a paper weight the P
other day, in his p-rivate office, aright or left hand.
bar' of gold that ...as valued at
$,12,000. It hid come from his
Vulture mine, in New Mexico,
from which he is realizing another
fortune. •
Do not take quinine for malarial
disorders. • Ayer's Ague Cure con-
taine none, nor any other injurious.
ingredient. This preparation, if
to en strictly in accordance with
directions; is warranted to cure all
malarial diseases.
The life-giving. properties of
Ayer's Sarsaparilla have established
its well-earned reputation, and made
it the most effectual and popular
blood purifier of the day. For all
diseases of the stomach, liver, and
kidneys, this remedy has no equal.
Price 131.
Eddie Williams, of Frauklin,Me.,
went hunting, and the gun he car-
ried "kicked" very hard when he
fired it.. A few days afterwards he
was' taken ill and died. The recoil
of the gun had caused concussion of
the base of the brain, producing
partial paralysis .of the spine and
digestive•.§ gars ---•- ----,„..... — -
An old lady on a train in Ala-
bama the other day, who was evi-
dently taking her first ride in the
cars, was greatly alarmed while the
train was psssing over high trestle.
She clasped the seat and held her
breath until ' the opposite side of
the el:rsul was reached, when she
,gave a deep s411of relief, and ex-
claimed, "'Thank heaven, she's lit!''
It was reg: riled as very, gral1.
.tying when i he London City .Board
of Guardians obtained booty torr
the boys' and girls' schools at six-
pence a pair. But it was, not so
pleasing when it was discovered
that these wore regularly- sent to
the sante contractor to bo repair-
ed for 1 shilling and 8 pone&
A ratan with a weakness fin• sty,
tistics has made the calculation
that a.socicty ,girl in dancing 18
waltzes of ordinary duration goes
a distance of about 14 miles. Nev-
ertheless,• sitch a girl would think
it at terrible imposition if' she had
to walk front one end of Hamil-
ton to the other.
A few years ago Robert A. Me-
Carthy•hcld the position Of marine
reporter on a Detroit newspaper
at a moderate .salary. In. a spare
moment ho conceived the idea of
a cash railway for use in stores,
secured a patent on it, and has
since made a fortune from his
invention. During the past year
he has invested heavily in Detroit
real estate.
Proceedings in the New Mexico
courts of justice are usually con-
ducted in the Spanish language,
and it very often happens in a
trial, it is .said, that not a single
juryman can speak English. The
two Tawyers who stand at the
bead of the criminal bar in the
territory owe their succuss almost
entirely to their fluent command
of Spanish.
Senator Voorhees recently vis-
ited the Pension Office, Washing-
ton, and was astonished to recog-
nise in a man hauling a truck fil-
led with , documents an ex -judge
once prominent in Indiana. Stop-
ping him, the Senator exclaimed :
"Thunder and lightning ! A judge
in Indiana—a horse in Washing-
ton!” The next day the "horse"
was promoted to a place more he -
befitting hie former digitity.
SURGEON GEN'L W. A. FIAMMOND
says we can each prolong our life if
we learn the secret thereof. What
Is This Secret? It you . soak
a sponge in oil,the sponge will have
in it all the peculiarities of the oil.
So every organ in the body contains
all the peculiaritieai of the blood.
If the kidneys, the ONLYblood puri-
fiers, do not clean the blood of the
waste of the system, then the vari-
ous organs will give out and you
will have Rheumatism alaria,
Headaches, Agile, Ina
Is . and
Fever; Impothney. ldlf der Dig+
eases, Lame Back, Neuralgia,
Yervonsness Bad Eyes,Stomach
Troubles, Foils Carbuncles,
Abscesses, Apoplexy, Paralysis
and in women FFemalle Troubles.
The secret of good health then lies
in KEEPING THE KIDNEYS WELL; If
you don't, you can't euro any of the
above dice uses. They may not sus-
pect it but eight person; out of every
ten have some form of kidney der)
angement. The only scientific blood
purifier is the famous 'WARNlsll'S
SAVE CURE, which not only
Mires kidney diseases, but the MA-
JORITY OF AILMENTS whish really
come from unsuspected kidney dis-
ease.
Children Cry fir
One cif"th+i ilht*; plrptitl t poi+ :.
pati i all nuthot fora M4411401ipt
ttiUs that el' $1 ,000, 1:ti la Mr,
,d1gast A • b Ith?l'i 15011 .I {, t elvedk�1
fro111 Far 1)!1I 11-.l►.et for llrt :14,0AHI!
iG,c* tteil►I'ei:,tlt*lot►tsar ha t':r►t gtr, press,„
Sew it. u.s yore Iletciit ;!!1 i1.%n;;
tbcii. fat tees in. fh:e c.ltiftruej§'of
,the 1!'►rat }tarn ,nc.ilooi :itiItso 1)t'
Appleton, 1,91.8.,, 1111.4 171/beit ii, 11'01,
%Kas bunt: in go those 0*ont([.
day hosts of dead ;bu'ds. earns tom,:
biing down the chiinnooy„ Ate'
and remove850 diinshusb l bas ets. tt p"
one of the mostinteresting and
at the sante, time concise and logical
cotoner'e j ury verdicts ever recorded
was that recently rendered after an
inquest in India. A. dative who
bad been ,� ppretty thoroughly discuss-
ed by a hungry Bengal tiger was
the victim. The report was as fol-
lows :—" Pandu died ' by a tiger
eating him. There was no other
cause of death. Nothing was left of
•
The Rev De Calthrop, a - Unita-
rian minister of Syracuse, N. Y.,
has won great local fame as a
wea'her prophet. Syracnsians place
great faith in his predictions. About
90 per cent. of his prophecies are
fulfilled. He does not attempt to
forecast the changes for a. large area
of country, but by keeping his eye
on the sun, manages to let Syracuse
know what the weather will be in
that locality some days before the
weather begins to weather:
The Ontario Provincial Board of
Health reports that no smallpox
exists anywhere in the Dominion,
though to some extent it is abroad
in a few of the Eastern American
cities. There were twelve deaths
from it last week in New York
city, and also some cases in Syr-
acuse, Newport and Philadelphia.
Lindsay and Whitby have made
Arrangements fbr the • establisn-
ment of small cottage hospitals
for the reception of cases of' in-
fectious disease.
n-
tectiousdisease. Such are recom-
mended to be adopted by munici-
salities. Measles are very preval.
eat in 'Toronto.
Rev John McNeill, the Edin-
burgh Spurgeon, who has just de•
dined a 0011 a 0011 to London;
thinks that "the gospel should he,
:1s it was when spoken by the
Master, the greatest sensation el'
llle •hour, and that. the 11Velicst
gathering engIit to be, not at, the
theatre, for plays were dull •1s
dite.h valor; not at the music hall,
but in the church.:1'hegospel was
at first a fresh; breezy, sensation-
al thing, and it was because that
it was such tliat it was a success.
Somehow the sensation had been
taken out of the gospel. It must
lice restored, and • the restoration
of the •sensarticmal 1)10)1111 ,ticeess.
Phil Armour, 1110 • richest maul
in Chicago,(estimated at $25,000,-
000,) lives in a very modest house
on Prairie avenue. Every night,
winter and summer, he goes to
bed. promptly at J o'clock. It,
does not matter what is going on
in the house. If there is company
ho excuses himself. If his wife is
giving a reception, she has to re-
ceive alone afterltl o'clock. Every
morning, winter and summer, ho
is taking his breakfast at 5 o'clock,
and at 7 o'clock, before any of his
clerks appear, bells. at his desk
hard at work. He is very; chari-
table, and gives away about $400,-
000 a year.
An extraordinary state ofaftitirs
exists in the United States Court at
Fort Smith, Ark., owing to the want
of funds. A Now York paper
says.: The criminal. docket has
been' closed and the entire Cri
minal business of the Mn)- tern[
continued until A.ugnat. Tho
United States Marshal has issued
orders to his deputies to summon
no more witnesses at present, as
there is no way of paying their
feef, and thus justice is paralyzed.
A late despatch from Fort Smith
says : Over 400 witnesses aro
here,nearly all -of whom aro with-
out means, and from 100 to 300
miles from hone. All the Mar-
shal can give them is vouchers, •
which tinder recent ruling of
Comptroller Durban, are not
transferable-. Hence thex_ are
worth nothing, and cannot beesold
for 25 cents on the dollar. Among
the witnesaaes are many women
and children who must actually
suffer before they reach their
homes. Crnigross has been ap•
pealed to time and again, but re-
fuses to remedy the distressing
evil.
A telegram from London, Ont.,
announces the death of Mrs. Dal-
ton, better known as Sallie Hol-
man, the well-known opera singer.
Tho name of the deceased was a
household word throughout Cana-
da and many of the neighboring
states. Many years ago her filth.
er built the Holman Opera House
in London, and it was a favorite
place of amusement till the growth
of the city rendered a larger hall
necessary. While b'ht a little mite
Sallie Holman exhibited decided
talent. Old theatre goers will re-
member the enthusiastic audiences
that were wont to greet the Hol•
man sisters, twenty and twenty-
five years ago, when, though very
young dihey appeared in operettas
in all The leading toWns in the
Dominion, and captured all who
listened to their sweet voices and
tvitnessed their winning manners.
A few years ago Jnliadied of jaun-
dice, and ever since then her site.
ter has not been the sa►r,e Wornatn
P tcber'g Gest r?a:
LON D 1 tSBORO.4.J GH.
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We are showing a Large and
Well -assorted stock of
Gents' Ready-made Suits
Boys' Ready made Suits,
Child's Ready made Suits,
Gent's STIFF and
Soft Hats,
Dress Goods and Trim-
mings, Gloves and Hos-
iery, Prints, Seersuckers
and Ginghams.
Best Quality fonds - Lowest Prices.
VAT. L. O U I M K --t; T T E.
LONDESBORO .
Calbick Reith9
;�TIIE LEADING
NDERTAKERS
EMBALMERS
()LIMON
In our line of undertaking we fear no competition,
as we carry a very large stock of Good Goods,
and as Funeral- .Directors, we are bound
�.. to give satisfaction. A call re-
spectfully solicited.
Tih?uritr stars, A1hi
CUNT(>N
CAL BILK & REITH
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'ri Illi f',.'\,I.,L.,h l.i, 1'Pk),
R , fAr Elir.' AT„ -
N TION PAiD, AND
ORTYPIW FILLED WITH THE
GI AT'EST PESPATO R,
S. PA ,•LI Ems, & CO
NEXT TO TOWN HALL,
New :Furniture : Stock
opOned -out in 1114,10TTS
NEXT DOOR TO THE CITY 'HOOK STORE, CLINTON.
BEDROOM -SETS, PARLOR SETS,LOUNGES.
SIDEBOARDS, CHAIRS, &c.,
AND, A GENERAL ASSORTMENT OF TEE VERY BEST MADE FUfb.NI
TURE AT EEASONaBLE PRICES.
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.TCT. C HI I L4 EY.
Family Grocries.
A FRESH AND FULL STOCK, WHICH INCLUDES
FRUITS. CANDIES, NUTS, FISH, &c.
—BESIDES A FULL STOCK OF—
'Choice F4`ainily Gr ocerie.1,Chiva,
Crockery and G1as gw are. All
::•r Bottom Yriee .
—A CALL SOLICITED.—
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N. ROBSON, CHINA HALL.
Emporium,
1 A( Nfl1 fl0 l,o.
PR1NTS PRINTS PR INTS
SPECIAL OFFER from Monday, May 28t1i, until further notice. --
Having a large stock of PRINTS, a d this being the season to use them,
I offer as follows: TO THE RCHASER OP 12 YARDS OF
ANY KIND, I WILL GIVE ON YARD FREE, with 20 yards
I will give 2 yards, with 80 yards will giro 8i yards; With 40 yards will
give 5 yards of same price.
SOME OF THAT HANDSOME WALL PAPER LEFT YET
Full supply of all goods kIpt in general store. While many are crying
dull times and bard times, and some 503 closing down, trade in this house
has been brisk, because people know where to get the worth of their money
55 BARS Of SOAP FOR $I
Pfi.ICE" MARKED IN PLAIN FIGURES.
May 25th, 1888.
R. ADAMS.
Spring Hats
Just received, a consignment of 2 large cases of the
Litt stoles i; std ani soft. FELT RATi
'Of English and American. manufacture
IN THE GENT'S •FURNISHING DEPARTMENT I laaase at.
tine selection of American Ties, Collars, .1e. of
the very latest manufacture.
G-33:10 G -L .sG-OW
REMEMBER THE STAND —Otte door north of the Dry
Goods Palace, .Albert Street, Clinton.
NewTailoiirig Establishment
The undersigned has opened out in the tailoring business in the store
lately occnpied by Mr E. Floody, and will keep a fine Steell of
English, Scotch & Canadian Tweeds, :French
Worsteds, and all the latest patterns
of Pantings. •
Which lie will guarankoo to make up at the lowest possible ler:.,-s
Workmanship of the best quality, and a fit guar:inteeid or no:.'e.
A call -solicited.
' . SHHEPI;EB.a. Albert Et , Clinton.
NEXT DOOR TO WATTS',; DRUG STORE.
A Positive Cure.
÷ A Painless Cure.
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rci tdete rtrr -eONnlst!eiit*ntet* ol'Indiscretion,
I'f"' i'� root and Overwork.
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