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SOI►f ATURt .L HISTORY.
Vette} than'a dogs—Justice Jaun-
aeell,• of I alamaazoo, has .a parrot
that he wouldn't s*11 for its weight
' in silver. On five different occasions
has this intelligent bird saved the
house Prow baring robbed by burg-
lars. The last time was on a • re-
cent id Ili, The burglar got the
door unfai tend, but when he opened
it the parrot .asked, in a:harsh stern
voice, "Hello there! What's the
- matter?" The burglar didn't answer
but fell over himself in his desperate
hurry ts get away from there.
A Hairy Hen..—A Southern pa-
per says that a lady at Indian
Spring., Florida, has a hen that
is quite a cul iosity. It has a coat
of hair instead of feathers, and is a
wonderful freak of nature. It carne
from a flock of ordinary chickens,
and the cause of its singular coat is
mystery. The freak lays, sets, and
batches like the common chickens,
and soma of its offspring are like
the parent, but she has not succeed-
ed, as yet, in bringing them to ma-
turity.
A Tennessee Bird.—The interest
taken in the little menagerie attach-
ed to the, Nationac Museum increas-
es every day, and even President
Cleaveland has cast a kindly eye
on it. One of the President's Christ
mas presents was an immense "gold-
en eagle." It was sent to him by
Thomas Tomlinson, proprietor of
Wate Spring, Granger county, East
Tennessee, and was received at the
White House in a handsome wooden
cage, which was much admired.
Once Was Enough.—When a boy
we remember to have seen a lot of
hogs 'bilnd drunk' on some damag-
ed brandy. peaches. In this they
were like men. The next day they
'sobered up,' and not one of them
could be tempted to eat a brandy
peach. One scent was enough. In
this they were unlike'm en—Talladega
Mountain Home.
An Old Squirrel.—Mr Dave Ma-
thews brought to our office the
ether day a fors-quirrel which he
says was not less than twenty-five
years old at the time' it was ,killed.
The squirrel's hide will be tanned
bythe foreman ofouroffice.—Hawk-
inaville (Ge.) News.
Ladies Only.
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- "'rhe complexion is often rendered un-
sightly by Pimples, Liver Spots and Yel-
owness. These it is well known are caused
from an inactive Liver and bad blood. Dr
Chase's Liver Cure purifies the blood and
whole system. See recipe book for toilet
recipes, hints and suggestions on how to
preserve the complexion. By all druggists
.HE KNEW,
�1 literal truth may be a virtual
Ho, and though there exists great
cleverness in the telling, it is of
that sort of speech which we would
:scarcelyfcare to imitate, although we
garey,smile at it,
A party of boys were snow -balling
one day in front of the old academy
just as the professor was approach-
ing its door, Whizz! and one icy
ball striking his shiney beaver car.
ried it neatly away from his head.
It was an accident, but the pro-
fesses• was not one to make allowan-
ces, and as he turned and glared at
them, the boys trembled. One of
them, however, had the self posses-
sion to pick up and 'straighten the
ill-used 'tile,' and the owner with-
out a word; marched in -doors and
rang the bell.
The boys went in like mice.When
they were seated, 'Young gentle-'
men,' said the professor, 'who threw
that ball?'
No one stirred and not a glance
was exchanged. The question was
repeated and the room was silent.
'I will put one more question,'
said the professor severely. 'Does
any one know who threw it?'
The guilty boy raised his hand,
but as -'be was the model of excel-
lence, it did not occur to the teacher
that he could be the offender.
'You raise your hand, Reade,' he
said, 'then you know who did it?'
Yes, sir.'
'I should not under any ordinary
"citcumstances , ask one boy to tell
the misdemeanor of another, but it
-i evident a coward is present and
needs exposure. Reade, who threw
that ball?'
• 'I would rather not tell, sir,'
said Reade . with a mischievous
twinkle in his eyes.
'Noble boy I honor you!' said his
teacher with enthusiasm. 'If these
is present one boy too cowardly to
confess, it is evident that there is
another who is too ]honorable to be-
tray a schoolmate. For Repde's
sake the culprit is forgiven. Young
} gentlemen, proceed with your
work. '
Ibis only fair to add that lleade's
conscience afterwards pricked him,
in view of such undeserved praise
and that he did manfully confess.
DR PILLBAGS' DIAGNOSIS,
To Dr Pillbags, Patrick came
With a most woful face;
Says he, "Docthor, phet'syour name,
Will youtlaze;trate my case."
The doctor looked him in the eye,
His tongue he made him show ;
Said be, "My man, you've got to die;
You've got tic -douloureux."
"My faith," says Pats "phat's that ye u
-lays?
I've got 'tics: -dollar, oh,
Yez lyin'thafe, I always pay
Your bill before I go.
I'll have no more to do tvid) es.,
I'll docther my own case."
He took a dose of P. P. P. P.'s,
M And wears a brighter face.
Uso Pierce's Pleasant Purgative
.Pelletts for torpid liver, constipation
'and all derangements of stomach encs
bowels, 13y all druggists,
The "old reliable" -1)r Ssge's
'Catarrh Remedy.
POULTRY, NOTES.
Eons—flow INaxllstiED.--If an in-
crease of eggs be desired in the poul-
try yard, before large sumo are ex-
pended in the,purehase of everlasting
layers, we would recommend the sys-
tem of keeping no hens after the first,
or at moat, after the second year.
Early pullets give the increase, and
the only wonder is that people per-
sist, as they do, in keeping up a stock
of old hen, which lay one day and
stop the{next. In some part of Eur-
ope it is the invariable rule to keep
the pullets only one year at most
Feeding will do a great deal --a sur-
prising work indeed --in the produc-
tion of eggs, but not when old hens
are concerned •; they may put on fat,
but they cannot puown eggs. Their
tale is told, their ork'is done ; no-
thing remains to be done with them
but to give) them a smell of kitchen
file, and the sooner they get that the
better.
PLYMOUTH Rocas— Unquestion-
ably the most popular fowl with the
American farmer is the Plymouth
Rock. They have been tested for the
past fifteen years with all the leading
varieties, and have been found to be
the best all purpose fowl. At eight
weeks old they make a plump two
pound broiler, having yellow legs and
skin. The pulldts commence laying
at five and a half months old, and are
very prolific layers in'thewinter.
Children- Cry for
Pitcher's Castorla:
Tia Save: -Life.
Frequently requires prompt action, An
hour's•delay waiting for the doctor may
be attended with serious consequences,
especially In Mee eft Croup, Pneumonia,
and other throat and lung troubles.
$encs, no family should be without a
bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
which has proved Itself, in thousands of
cases, the best Emergency Medicine
ever discovered. It gives prompt relief
and prepares the way for a thorough
cure, which is certain to be effected by
its continued use.
S. I. Latimer, M. D., Mt. Vernon,
Oa., says: " I have found Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral a perfect cure for Croup in all
cases. I have known the worst! cases
relieved in a very short time by its use;
and I advise all families to use it in sud-
den emergencies, for coughs, croup, &c."
A. J. Eidson, M. D., Middletown,
Tenn., says.: "I have used Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral with the best effect in
my practice. This wonderful prepara-
tion once saved my life. I had a con-
stant cough, night sweats, was greatly
reduced in flesh,and given up by my
lphysician. One ottle and a half of the
'ectoral cured me."
" I cannot say enough in praise of
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral," writes E.
Broaden, of Palestine, Texas, " believ-
ing as I do that, but for its use, I should
long since have died."
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
PREPARED BY
Dr, J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by ell Druggists. Price $1; six bottles, $5.
Business Change
FURNITUREi=
ND
--UNDERTAKING
TO MY CUSTOMERS AND FRIENDS IN CLINTON AND
SURROUNDING COUNTRY: ---
After over 30 years of business life in Clinton, I have retired from
the furniture and undertaking line, and the business will be carried on by
my son, J. C. Stevenson. I thank those who gave me their custom for
so many years, and ask you to continue your patronage to the establish-
ment, as my son has a long experience as a Manufacturer of Furniture
and Undertaker and Funeral Director, having for a number of years taken
the oversight in both of these departments. Orders entrusted to him will
be satisfactorily filled. THOS. STEVENSON.
FURNITURE &c.
As I will in future cam on the business of
Furniture & Undertakiug,Albert, St, Clin ton
As mentioned above, I will endeavor to -sell reasonable, to conduct
business on fair business principles, and hope by giving a good article for
a fair price, to command a share of public patronage.
F'Stocktaking and it l.4reat Reduction in Prices tray -be looked for in
4 short time.
J. O. STEVENSON
AT
AILS
YOU?
Do you feel dull, languid, low-spirited, life
less, and indescribably miserable, both pbysf
cally and mentally; experience a sense of
fullness or bloating after eating' or of "gone-
ness," or emptiness of stomachin the morn -
Ing, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste in
mouth, irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
headaches, blurred eyesight, " floating specks"
before the eyes, nervous prostration or ex-
haustion, irritability of temper, hot flushes,
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp
biting transient pains here and there, cold drowsiness after meale, wakefulness, or
indescribable and
gfof dread, or of constant,
impend-
ing calamity?
.If you have all, or any considerable number
ofthese symptoms, you are suffering from
that most common of American maladies—
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more'
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity of symp-
teme. No matter what stage it has reached,
Dr. Pierce' .Gol, ifden Medicakendl ing Disc dime
tions for a reasonable length of time. If not
cured, complications multiply and Consump-
tion of the Lungs.Skin Diseases. Heart Disease,
Rheumatism, Kiney Disease, or other grave
maladies are quite liable to set in and, sooner
or later, induce a fatal termination.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medicals Dls.
eovery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood -purifying organ,
cleanses the system of all blood -taints and im-
purities, from whatever cause arising. It Is
equally efficacious in acting Upon the Kid-
neys, and other excretory organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their ds. As
an appetizing, restorative tonin, it promotes
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts,
this wonderful 'medicine has gained
celebrity In curing Fever and Ague, Chillandme
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases.
Dr. Piereo'a 4 ol:len Medical Dis.
covery
CURES ALL IiIUMORSr
a common Inotuh, rs Eruption, to the
worst Scrofula. Raft -rheum, "1lever-sorsa,
Scaly or Rough Side, In short, all diseases
caused by bad blood nro conquered by thio
elite. Great,Eat nggt:lce1'sand hrapidlyheal under
its benign influence. Especially has it mani-
fested its potency in curing Totter, Eczema,
Erysipelas, Moils, l'eu•buncles, Sore Eyes, Scrof-
ulous Sores and Swellings, lisp -joint Disease,
" White Swellings," floitre, or Thick Neck,
and ii;laged Glands. Send ten cents in
stators for n large Treatise, with colored
rL;h s, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
"re ;;ti,e ou `erefuloes Affections.
o FOP. THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE."
elennse ft by using Dr. Pierce's
Codd,•n !dellen! Discovery, and good
strength andfair
bodily health will be estant blished.
CONSUMPTION,
andccur by thiss Scrofula `�emeedyy,, 11 taken arrested
earlier stages of the disease. From its mar -
when first�offering thissnterribly
w world fnmedsreme.
edy to the pubilo, Dr. Pierce thought seriously
of calling it his "CoNeumrTION CURE," but
abandoned tat Miele lue teosTestriclivo for
a medicine which, from its wonderful com-
bination of tonic, or strengthening, alterative,
or blood-clpeansing, anti -bilious, peetbral, and
aauta'remedy fortuConaumpt on 1 but foroalt
Chronic ..'Manages of the
Liver, Blood, and Lungs.
trerhitlfs arh,ncs
For Weak
CroncNasaCatarrh, Short-
ness
Asthma, severe 'Coughs, and kindree
affections, it is nn efficient remedy.
Sole! by Druggist e, nt $1.00, o, Six P.nttlrs
for $5.00.
Send.ten.cent,a.iha r4+141p4 for Dr. Pierce's
boor on Consumption. Address,
World's Dispensary Medical Association,
003 Main St., DVFFALO, N. V.
CLI.\TO
1 F�E
NI/ ERA.
THE LARGEST
AND BEST
,NEWSPAPER
IN THE COUNTY.
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One of the best
equipped JobPrint-
ing Offices in the
district.
OUR AIM IS NOT TO DO
CHEAP, BUT GOOD WORTC.
ONLY :-: COMPETENT : WORKMEN
r12 EMPLOYER) *
NEW LINTER.,, NEW BORDERS NEW
OaNAuEN�Tr,s.,FINn PAPERS, FIN E
NOVEL O VEL COrnn A.Troes.
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Business Circulars
--A SPECIALTY
NEAT.
TASTY;
est r ARTISTIC.
t)17R SAMPLES.
The Popular
oods liCouee,
ZOnCtesbpY'Oe
BUSINESS - Announcernent,
SPECIAL •
PALLISER'S 40c. Young Hyson Tea boats all comers
at the price.
40c. Japan is a beauty.
50c. Black, Green or Japan are not to
be surpassed.
COD. YoungHysonTea is the great leader
60c. Secret B1ent Black is a Matchless
Mixture
if
Mc. Secret Blend Black is the Favorite,
And is specially called by that name, the Quality is Su-
perb. SUGARS at merest profit on refiners prices. S.
Palliser & Co's is the place to buy Good and Cheap
Groceries every time.
it
it
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Spring Goods arriv-
ing daily and open-
ing out very nice.
The colorings and pat.
terns in Prints and
Dress Goods are very
attractive, and these
goods will no doubt
have a rapid sale.
Secure what you want of these
early.
W. L. OU I METTE
LONDESBORO
Calbick & Reith, I
UNDERTAKERS f
zTHE LEADING =
GLIM ON
I:n our line of undertaking we fear no competition,
as we carry a very large stock of Gooch Goods
and as Funeral Directors, We are bound
to give satisfaction. A call re-
• spectfully solicited.
The Red Rocker Tr1rg Store, filbert it.
CLIN'hON
CALBICK & REITH
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"SOMETHING - NPARALLELED,'?
CURE FOR HARD TIMES
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CREDIZ CLEARING SALE OF
DRY G000S,BOOTS& SHOES
ADAMS' A Emporium.
:X:
From uow till March 1st, I will offer for sale the entire stock of DRY
GOODS, BOOTS and SHOES and WALL PAPER, on "CREDIT" to
reliable parties, till the 25th of Dec., 1888, at the following "Discounts"
from present prices.
All sales of $5.00 and under, no Discount,
All sales from $5.00 to $10.00 5 per c. Discount.
All sales from $10 to ,$1G, 7':e per c. Discount
-All sales from $15 to $20, IO 'per cent Discount
All sales from $20 to $30, 121' per cent Discount
"111 sales from $80 to $5e, 15 per cent Discount
The stock is good, lust too large at pi (-sent, :Is I want room for Spring
Goods coming in. Thanking my customers for past favors, I would cor-
dially invite them all to take advantage of this sale, and those who have
not purchased from mo before, will find it to their profit to try now and
he convinced that this is the place for bargains.
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S. PALLI SE R & CO l
New ;-Furniture ;Stock
Opened out in ELLIOTTS°BLOCkh
NEXT DOOR TO TOE CITY BOOK. STORE, CLINTON.
BEDROOM SETSRARLOR SETS,LOUNGES,
SIDEBOARDS, CHAIRS, &c.,
ANA A GENE$M.1s ASSORTMENT OF THE VERY BEST MADE FURNI-
TURE AT REASONABLE PRICES,
.JOS. C''HIDIAEY,
XMAS Goons:
The subscriber, while thanking his friends for their patronage during the
past year, would remind them that he has a splendid stock of Holiday
Goods, consisting of
FRUITS. CANDIES, NUTS, FISH, &c.
—BESIDES A FULL STOCK OF—
Choice Ea,mi1y 4 - r.oeeriiel`,Chir><a,,
Crockery and C-la.s w tre. A.11
SLt Bottom 3Pric' e`.
---A CALL SOLtCITED.—
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N. ROBSON. CHINA HALL,
8 Seal Mg Elt�0Cm tb,_,_4 11 i lir 1 88 c.7
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NewTailoring Establishment
The undersigned has opened out in the tailoring business in the store
lately occupied by Mr E. Moody, and will keep a fine stock of
English Scotch & Canadi '
Tweeds, French
Worsteds, and all the 1 est patterns
of Pantings:
Which he will guateentee to make up at the lowest possible prices:
Workmanship of the best quality, and a fit guaranteed or no sale.
A
'. Sh3EPZE ,D,call solicited.
St , Clinton.
NEXT DOOR TO WATT'S' DRUG STORE.
A Positive Cure.
A Painless Cure.
FACTS FOR MEAT OF ALL AGES.
LC- , v ZtVBON S SPECIFIC 1.TO. 9,
TILE GRE.11' IIE4LTIl RE.1t^L•tf'Elt,
Marvel of Healing,nd Kofiinoor of Medleines,
� r8� the terrible eonsegneaeev oflnditseretion,
Exposure and Overvrork.
YOVrTO- MITa7l=,.M-A.C1•E]l A1\12'S OZ.S MEi•\T'
Whoar'e broken down from the effecte of abase will find in No, 8 a radical cure for nervous
debility, organic* weakness, involuntary vital losses. etc.
i<YErPTOMe POD wmen No. 8 SnoVLD Ds UsEn,—Want of energy, vertigo, want of pa se,
dimness of slghb, aversion to society, wane of confidence, avoidance of converse on,
desire for solitude, listlessness and inability to fis the attention on a particular nurllect,
cowardice, depression of spirits, giddiness, loss of memory, excitability of tempor, epor.
ma$orrbma, or lose of the seminal fluid—the result of self-abuse or marital onose—impo-
toney, lnnutrltion, emaciation, barrenness, palpitation of the heart, hyster a feelings in
females tremblln, melancholy, dieturbin reams, etc„ aro all symptoms of Mile terrible
habit, oftentimes lnnneently acquired. In short, the spring of Vital foroo having lost its
tension, every function wanes in cousequeneo. Scientific wrilforanud-t1Ilgiiperintenden"s--
wainsane
ted 1 vesywhich come hn unde It! their uotice.eff11 youf arerii competent or the arduou.
duties of business, lncurecitatel for the onioymentsof life, No. 8effort! an ossa efrom
the effects of early 4'i,•3, If you aro advanced in years, No. 8 will give you fail vigor nn;
strength. If you are, brn'.ren down, r,l:ystca.,ly and morally, from early indiscretion, th'
result of ignorance awl roily, send your address and 10 cents in stamps for M. V. LuBON',.
Treatise in Book Form on 1)!eonsos of M.n. Sealed and secure from obeervaties
Address all communications to Ill, V. EIUl1ON, 47 liVc111ugton St. E.1 Te*onao,
A Man without wisdom lives lite fool's paradise. DUPES GUARANTEED. HEAL THE SICK.
R ADAMS, LONDESBORO Aperi„
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