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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1888-02-24, Page 5t r p 1st)It, ,km1P4--Purrligr4vnioax 1-s' WO "alle,,Afr4.0.2 ' etVereweecle 'AO NV40'40'114 1.„tri0);FgAl4PPi forek04 fibefle tretal, '1 -MVO)! iteet, VA 99014 pewerel Caff '04 6441.19reltelit pleaeurei Where tO941141' wiI hut MOM 14foillindy What you toOtt it— Wees pinok —hut not a thorn. If you look for joy and gladeess, 'FbeY will Callite at your Cauunand ; If yoe peek for woe end sorrow, They will he oa either hand. Many a thorn, or blooming flower. Will annoy yon, or adorn; Life is truly what you make it— Rosea pluck—but not a thorn. Crabbed, c rose, despondent, gloomy. Heavy-hearted, you complain; Joyoue, cheery, gleesome, smiliag, You feel nought of gr:ef or pain. Glowing sunlight, midnight darkness. Cheer, or leaves yor sad and torn ; Life is truly what you make a- 1it:4E18 pLick—but not a thorn. Whatsoe'er you choose to gather, Care or comfort, peace or strife, Such Will be the good or evil You will natter through your life. Seek to find the gc cd and pleasant, Of the slighest evil shorn; Life is truly what you make it— Roses pluck—but not a thorn. GO SLOW. I planted trees at twenty, Aud gave them flute to grow; And now good fruit is plenty I pluok from every row. Enouglajor you, boys, Enough for ma, boys, There'll always be, boys, If we let it have the time to grow. _ There's neighbor, Hale, the 'rich man's Bon, He could not wait till fall, He ate his apples green, poor chap, And now has none at all. Ha, he, my boys, ho, ho 1 I tell you what I know, ' 'Tin fortune's waste when fools make haste ; You'd be ter go it slow. I got my wealth by saving; I always worked my way; And I never cared a shaving For ' intrade or play. I never drank, boys, Nor lived too high, boys, And that's just why, boys, I'm a hearty old man to -day, There's Rapid Ned, who sowed wild oats (As molt young fellows can) Now tramps, a beggar on the street, Where once he dro've a span, a span. Aa. ha, my boys, ho, ho I I' tell you what I know; 'T s fortune's waste when fools make haste; You'd better go it slow. BRITISH AND AMERICAN WHEAT GROWING. The English economists are puz- zled by the problem presented by wheat cultivation in India. To that they ascribe many of their WINS and many of the uncertainties of the fu- ture. The first export of wheat from India was in 1868, and the quantity was 559,000 bushels. There was a slow increase for a few years until 1876, when the amount was 4,087,000 bushels. In 1881 the amount was 13,896,167 bushels. For the six years 1882 87, the aver- age export has been 35,530,000 bushels. In the earlier years most of this wheat went to Great Britain, at least four-fifths of it; but latterly, say 1882 to 1887, the proportion • haa been less than one-half. The price of India wheat at the place of export has been a few cents less than that of our wheat, but the ocean freights have been about as ranch in favor of the American product, and on arrival the latter is found to be cleaner and better, and is, not pre- judiced for best uses by the India • grain. Much has been said and • 'written con-cerning—the posSigre rivalry between the wheat product of' India and that of the United States, and the possible expulsion of the latter from the markets of Europe. This possibility may be regarded as very remote for various reasons ; such as the imperfect methods of culture and harvesting in India, the cost of interior trans- portation, the inferior quality of grain, the necessity of irrigation, etc. India raises one bushel to a head • of the population, the United States - seven. India has one toile of rail- road to 20,000 people, the United 1 States one to 435. The people of India require by far the largest pro- portions of their wheat product for food and seed (and their home appe- tite increases every year),, while the people of the United States, after appropriating five bushels per capi- ta, have a surplus for export equal to ohe-half the entire crop of the British Empire in tha can Agriculturist for February. A victory for Gladstone and British Liberalism was scored in Dundee on Thursday, the candidate endorsing the Gladstonian policy being elected by a majority of 3,639 over the nomi- neeeof the Tories. Two hundred Icelnnders_ , brought • out to Manitoba early In the winter, • are in a half-starved condition at 'Winnipeg. The immigration agents who promote such immigration, and the Government which permits it to be continued, ,cannot be too strongly condemned. Pitcher's Castoria: Pitcher's Castor's: 10* fecip0.2,,vioh 'min gra. 'VI *WA 144' VORMY talljnic #911r9,14' t4f1:. 100, NIAa 01114.914QPItcYMPria IttPPUFA:, PPcr,9a hullo uu4oF the 4o* o4sA groin elerater eear hi. '5A0 youVold kr,tilcar A SRPOIil 844 the ant elierofollYs, cg' you you werk for yourliviag as ; do mitei4 ef ettialtug What you eat"Poor drudge,' ardd the mouse. in a pitying tone, "you are only fit for a life of labor ,t you have fareeeinggenilla that krap N peliTZoronina, tient? anti, useurea eaormous profite. Hut lomat this—that myself and two or three other anise have formed a eyncheate and bored a bole through the batten of the grain bin. We have established a corner in corn, and are Making More in a day than you can in your nattwat life. I.)o got complain of tha, for it is perfectly legal—the corn, following the laws of gravitation, must fall inCo our :Pockets." The zuouee stalked away with the air of one OWilitilf the earth, and the poor ant woudered why the laws of gravitation were so arranged that he never could find an easy way of making his living. This is respectfully dedi- cated to the sages who are wrestling with the labor problem. Curious Signs In London. Fr OM Chambers' Journal. AS a market town in Rutlandshire the fol- lowing placard is affixed to the shutters of a watchmaker, who had decamped, leaving his creditors minus: "Wound up and the main- spring broke."- AS pithy and curious was the notice lately stuck upon the window of a London coffee-house. "This coffee -room re- moved up -stairs till repaired." There are many curious signs and business announce- ments to 'se found in London, of which a few are. "Sick dugs medically attended by the week or utouth. Birds to board. Ladies' and gentlemen's feet and hands professionally treated by the job or season. Round-shoul- dered persona made straight. Babies or children hired or exchanged. Pelee noses as good as new, and warranted to fit. Black eyes painted very neatly." In the extreme west we hear of a shanty which bears the sign : "Here's where you get a' meal like your mother used to give you." A Rosanne° of Chinese Love. From the San Franck%) _examiner. Some time ago a Chinaman named- Lim Hop died and left his widow $600, on condi,. tion that he go back to China and remain there. If she did not do so then the money was to go to the cousins of the deceased. The wife did not appear to like China any too well, so ehe married Hop Moy. The cousins then appeared before Judge Coffey and had the fair one summoned to show mule why she did not give up the money when she got married. Moy said she did not understand English, and through an interpreter stated that her hus- band did not leave 8600; that he died three months after they were married, and that the night he died she was alone with him, and she did not see him sign any paper. The two cousins, Foy Hop and Lang Sing, testified that their couein told them of his in- tentions in regard to his wife, and also that they saw hint make a will the night lie died. A 1•1:1C0 of Rest. ' Iluntette, in Brooklyn Emilie. "Mere shall we go this summer, dear ?" asked Mrs. Flyaway. "Well, let's see." re- plies her husband, "last vinter we got malaria in Florida ?" "Yes, and the alligator gob your pointer dog." "And the preceding summer- we got rhemnatione in the moun- tains." "We did, and the bears got my little Skye terrier." " And the summer before that we went to the seashore and got hied by the mosquitoes and the landlord ?" " Yee "And the summer before that we went into the country and the children were laid up all summer with ivy poison?" "I remember." "Well, if I felt as strong as I used to I'd like first-rate to take a vacation this summer ; but I'm feeling kind of weak and listless, and I'm afraid I couldn't stancl it. Let's starhome and rest this year." To lier. Thy trembling arm I pressed Fondly; our thoughts confessed Love's conquest tender, God filled the vast sweet night; Love filled our hearts—the light • Of stars made splendor. ' Even as we walked and dreamed, 'Twixt earth and heaven it seemed Our souls were speaking. The stars looked on thy face; Thine eyes through violet space The stets were seeking. And from the astral height Feeling the sweet soft light Thrill to thy soul, Thou saidst '0 God of Bliss! Lord God of Blue Abyss, Thou madest the Whole." And the stars were whispering low To the God of Space: "We know, Lord God of }eternity! —Dear God, all love Is Thine— ' Even by love's light we shine; Thou madest beauty!" —Translated front Vidor Mgt). They Sot it Through. From The Boon Pot, Brown (to Jones, who has prodeced the great American drama): "Well, old man, how did your piece go?" Jones: "First-class. The play is all right I know several men who were present every night and who sat through. the whole slimy." Brown: "Is that so? Who were they?" -Jones: "The musicians." Brown treats. TITE A It T oPs,'J'Ix7f4NDLI.qoJ The City Over -run Will, Americas& Tramps —Working the Streets at Night. "Say, young fella, can't you give a poor boy a nickle to get a bowl osoil],? I have just come from the State., can't get work and am hungry !" Such is the salutation or greeting that ls Mules] at young men who fr. qiient, the down- town streets of Toronto tl lege warm evenings. The city is actually overrun with t ramps, niftily of whom proclaim ti eni.sel vas A.n eri cans, They work King-sirei,t, Lower Sititeia.-street, Bay - street, gnoematreet w”,t, Adelaide -street from York to Yon go, ingtomstreet from Bay west, LOIN'Or York -street, and nre even to be encountered in the lobbies (11 ths principal hotels. "Pandiandling," ie tramps' parlance, is nothing more nor less than a system of beg- ging tor money. It is a favorite pastime with these gentlemen to accost a young man %vb.() is walking with a lady: he piteously appeals for enough to get something to eat, relymg of course on his be - Mg able to compromise the young man because be is in the company of his sweetheart or a lady acrmaintanoe. The ingenious tramp who works this racket very often succeeds in forc- ing the young man to produce. The attention of a 'World reporter having been called last evening to a sturdy young tramp who was working Simcoe-street, from Queen to King, made it his businees to watch Min closely. In just exactiy 35 minutes the tramp stopped no lees than six young men who were walkingwith ladies. He was handed a coin of some denomination or other by four out of the six. At 5 cents each, he would have made 20 cents in the half hour. Of couree the tramp, when he is in the city, has to have his mole jot as regularly As the banker, the broker or the bueiness man. He does not invest: all he can "pan -handle" for whisky or beer. At meal times he will patronize your cheap restaurant and. eat everything thee comes in his road for the price. He generally manages to have three good tneals every day. At nicht he works the etreets named, and if he is in treed luck he will go the extent of a 15 cent bed and half a dozen drinks How- ever, he is nob particular. about a bed these warm nights, a drygeods box or a freight car 18 as comfortable to him as the front parlor in the Model Lodcring House:. Over half the sneak -thieving that is being done in the city at present is the work of tramps. They parade the streete at night in the residential parts of the city looking for open windows. Meeting such an ingress to a house they evill take the most, Jesperate chances to got inside awl nab something; cold victuals if nothing else can be found. Truly the present-dey tramp is ao ingenioue individuel, and he abounds with uncommon prevalence in Toronto. Look out for him 1 ., 7!•8,114714.rsti.4001.0141,41,0 , i'w4etot4,14.04,(.o4poOkioti0*.ort. *040040.1444, diYi*f • Si9WOfPeOln4:- 4urtOg'ti*gOoT41:yeor140,117,tt • vela the highest iltit.heill44'.'PrAt • Park n4 - „tinted to. 14,04 M i men4oitio,totiti4 these deethe were owed by stakes of 1M2.3lu4ocs, oxen, alelePallitti: de- lltr15.4724 itWO Partner ouly 311 were killed bY Thnie MAMA EOtM 41) nQttf-kk4 8/3” 040.0 of elieep, goats, phrefitid, monkeys, the deatructical of whieli le very J,rge. The hyena le oredited With the deistruetion of 773 head of oettle, 1» Ilhagalpero the jaw= lyolyta killed foil to tempi the year before, and the ieapoia nits that a allikari bad been PlintSbed for an attempt te pass off jackal,' neade for the beads of wolves. Passing over the most forundable wild animals, it appears that 048 persona were killed byjackals, 221 by crocodiles or alligators, 84 by pigs and 22 by elephants—whether wild or domestic is not stated -12 by buffalos and oxen, 1 by a horse, 1 by a' deer and 2 by muskrats. the bite of the latter having brought on mortification or tetanue. Only 18 deaths were put down' to mad dogs, which" is regarded as a ruanifeet understatement Not a single death wee caused by wild animals in the town and suburbs of Calcutta. but 13 peraons died from snake bite. The total amount of 29,884 rupees was paid for the destruction of wild animals and venomous snakes, as canpared with 42,374 rupees the year before. "1 Ilave Failed." From the San Franclaco llerald of Trade. One morning many years ago a well-known dry goods' merchant, in a city not a thousand miles distant front New York, failed. He called on a friend as he was going to his place ef business. He wore a dilapidated look, and appeared to be thoroughly demoralized. His friends expressed astonishment at his ap- pearance. The explanation was: "I have failed; I've got to come to this, lied I may as well begin to -day." "I would not be a fool if I had failed," said the friend. "Go down town as you are, and you are ruined sure enough.- Go home; dress yourself in your beat; Wear diamonds, if you have got any ; bring out your horses ; dash Into the :streets with your head up." The bankrupt merchant had sense enough te see the value of this ad- vice. As he drove past the windows where the men sat who held his fate in their hands they exclaimed: "Hello ! there goes Smith. I don't think things are as bed with him as men said. I guess lie will come out all right." And he did. America's Westminster Abbey. Tho proposed 86,000,000 cathedral in New York, open to everybody, and to be the burial place of distinguished Americene, may'prove useful, but the general complaint of the Eng- lish cathedrals is that there is more room than there is worshippers. Then, it is not easy to make a "Westminster Abbey" beforehand. The builderof ehat edifice didn't know they were making a great historic show place. To say, as the Babel builders did, "Go to, now,. let us build a cathedral which shall reach up high into history," is very much like a inan'e saying, "I will plant an apple tree under which a general shall sur- render his army, as Lee did," or "an elm that shall be a 'Washington elm " or "an acorn that shall grow into a 'royal oak,' where a fugitive prince shall abide from his pursuers, like Charles IL" The poets toile us that the cathedrals, abbeys, pyratnids, "grew as grows the grass," and that the hand which "rounded Peter's dome and groined the aisles of ancient Rome" "builded better than it knew." A contract for a great historic building is too big a contract to be let to architects, masons and carpenters.. ' Always Ready for a Bargain. Prom the Dakota Bell. While a minister was preaching last Sunday in a Dakota town which is having a boom, a man in the congregation who was sitting near a window arose and said : "1 bog your pardon, Elder, but just one word." "-Go on, Deacon." "There are a couple of big, fat men, who look as if they might be capitalists, outside here looking lit the churchyard," • "What's that?" " Couple o' fat -looking capitalists hanging over the fence and acting 'siff they wanted to buy the lots the church is on." "Is that so?" replied the minister, beginning to get excited and stepping up on' the altar rail to see out; "you go right out and talk to them, brother; go right out and 'teiel to the matter. Give theme an option on it, and if they've gob the money to 'buy this real estate we'll snake this church off into the street so quick it will make their heads swim." Only n Formal Acqualislanee. Pl.(174 The Not Fork San. Swell Young Lady (at the Polo Grounds: "With Johnny on third, Roger on second, Gill on first and Danny at tl:e but, it's kid gloves to bone miler -buttons we make two runs." Her Escort (with surprise): "Do you know Messrs. Ward, O'Connor, Gillespie and Rich- ardson personally, Mies Twiliingha, ?" Swell Young Lady (with hauteur): "Certainly not." • A Yarrot preens off '8 Match. Front the London Telegraph. Parrots have been lcsiown for ages as being birds who may be counted upon to ,say exact- ly the wrong thing at the wrong time; but it is doubtful if they have ever ,succeeded in making, themselves more utterly obnoxioue than in a recent episode occurring at Dublin, in which °lie specimen of the family played a prominent mica The story is that a gentle- man engaged, to a pretty young- lady who had not yet seen the further side of twenty years, went one morning to pay a„ call at the lams° �f the father of his beloved. He stayed a short time with the head of the family, as in duty bound, probably making rather inappropriate remarks, owing to his anxiety to end the in- terview and see the yoong lady to Whom his 'affections were plighted. At length he took the sensible course of going to look for her, and, rapping at the door of the study, the household parrot at once called out in -a loud voice, "Come in, ceilielifl" The gentleman accepted the invitation, and en- tered. Naturally he was rather surprised, and not very much pleased, to diacover .that his fiance had been all the time engaged in a sprightly conversation with another visitor of the male sex. To make matters still worse, the heartless bird at once began to imitate the sound of kiseieg in a truly lifelike way, and concluded with mocking laughter, • This in itself was enough to render anybody somewhat suspici- ons. The jealems lover does not seem to have done what some lovers would have been tempted to do—inake an onslaught on the parrot and wring its neck on the spot accepted the bird as a useful informer, and either then or at a subsequent interview broke off his engagement. He 'even went further, for he has instituted an action for breach of promise. Two Plucky California Girls. Front The Orocille Register. Misses Fannie and Alice Orton, of Butte Creek, are doing whet many a young man might be proud to do in the way of securing themselvei homes. They each secured 160 acres, of Government land and are now fut.: fillingthe law requiring them to live upon the land and make the necessary improve - merits. Each has a residence upon her quarter section, fences have been built and trees planted to test the land. It is found that plums, apples and prunes do splendidly, while 'all the small fruits reach perfection. There are many fine springs on the land and some appear to be medicinal in their nature. There le no prettier or more iileasant summer retreat,while the winters are mild and agree- able. Fine winter apples can be grown and transported at a good profit, and in a few years their lands will beemne very valuable. The Girl of the 1'01.1041 111111 Marti/line. Prom The Sol JoRe 'Plwr• It's all very well to s,ty that the' girl oi the period is vain, given up to nit, dr...00110d to pules home duties, bet this isn't -is She is an eminently practical cies tut, 1...n tO Si7M1 8,4 1001\10w:II ir,:o II it IS 11(1s..01.11., I ',it • ,•,, o imr 1,',..1`,110.11I • : • see of hid; --t9 of s11011 r' • bate MI101% 11 Olt' .4',11ff !I , wiilt y(0111M. MPH 101.0 1o.,,. tit''- 7 Indica.' that two eat: liVi. :is l!...81 itv ..s be 0011 TOMPT0 I wt. t1011 1 lo .1 1 treasore in lier,t1f, . , ncr speakers sny, • i sorrows. s • .1 'xiwmn EADING. FOR' RE$ • floe EittuI.4)09—k.,-r4: ' POT. ‘19 YET •ViSittg. BY. VAVE4ER5. * 4' #01-05140..10-;.P40)140r0t Wo.t14' 21.etbiag, is mo7'ereetft4 tu tbwmir 4. than 4" Wletar eeleeted: w.erk pttwittlei 4f4FrIPt494 OP:a 3114101,0411Y selected retnance. 'W.ke TO, mance% most 'cormaea AN too Wok, anct theix wit Sink* too near te the line of •nees, to offer much repose to * person famil- li iar with the best writers, and the effect of ns Stich productions' is to deprave the taste or to excite irritation. A restful book to a tired orbrain must produce in the mind of the reader ll,a seuse of aatiafaction with moderate stimu- ,lus. A. tame morel essay, a story in. whieh 4" all behave well, go to sleep every night at 9 to and rise every morning at 5 to listen to the W birds sing, will not snilice; and, on the other sd band, a narrative that requires the closest re analyeis, and which appears to be constructed upon the principle of leaving the readers in is doubt es to the character of the heroes, is of but a piece of intellectual dissection in dis- guise, and would better be read for work than for rest. Everything that relatee to history, science, ir philosophy and the deeper studies of human to nature should be handled as work. Yet ir nature rewards the worker by making in the W end what at first was difficult, a charm to d him. So that the specialist must be upon his d. guard lest he neglect the work of reading , what. he knows he needs for the more con - Y genial occupation of reading what to others d- would be work, but to him has become st pleasure. The life of Charles Darwin, just n, published, shows that he brought on a pine- ir tieal "atrophy of the brain " utterly changed 0to1 sa:17° g his tastes, and became the slave of lines of awhich he had surrendered him- htoi onryi to e- What is work for one person may be rest 11- for another; and it is equally important to as consider that what may be work for a per - et son at one time may be rest at another. e- Newspapers require no work, and he who Y reads them exelusively will in a few yearti y -be uneble to do intellectual work. Many books of a literary character require little or no work. Books made to sell belong gener- ally to the class that can be read as fast as the eye can discern the letters. Every per- son should select his standard authors with- out regard to their. popularity. It is rare that a really good book, to be mastered by work, has a large sale. Restful books, from their very nature, may becoine populer, except among those who make utility their god and restrict the definition of utility to what can be turnetato practical use, or has a techuical or commercial value, and those whose intellects are so small and sensibilities so abnormally large that they need exhaust- ing excitement to hallucinate them into the belief that they are happy.—Rev. J. M. Buckley in The Chautauquan. Ashatio 'reifies Whoa, X..and Is Almeat Sealed Hookto the WhAte regio... an0-. smolt AllOnlea--, The 'l'o It is likely that within the next twenty thirty years all the areas that are still who tutknown, except perhaps within the po circles, will have yielded their secrete daring explorers. Inhospitable tribes no rear more barriers than nature does to retat the progress of discovery. While geographe have for years disputed over the conundrum whether the great Sanoo river of Thibet the headquarters of the Brahnutputra or the Irrawadi rivers, the tierce little Mishmi tribe has guarded the secret, killed the a venturers who dared to intrude among the mountains and left the geographers wrangle. It was only last year that the country was crossed at last, and it is no evident that the Brahmaputra is a thousan tulles longer than some authorities admitte A little northeast of India is Haftristan whose lovely valleys are densely peopled b tribes that are physically among the ban soisiest of Asiatics. Their country is almo a sealed book to us, for only one white ma Mr. McNair, has succeeded in crossing the threshold. About four years ago, stelinin his skin with walnut juice and in the guise an Indian doctor, he pushed some way in the country until the .auspicious nativee' b came so inquisitive that he thought it pr dent to retreat. No scientific traveler h ever reached Lhasa, the capital of Thib and the Rome of the Buddhists, or pen trated far into southern Thibet, though man notable attempts have been made. Recent] Prejevalsky has tried twice in vain to reac Lhasa, and last year Mr. McCauley, afte elaborate preparations and after he ha spent a year in getting the permission of th Chinese and Thibetan authorities to vis Lhasa, was finally turned back before he ha crossed the frontier. The only reason tha the southern half of Thibet and a large par of Napaid and the Himalayas are not a whit space or a mere jumble on our maps, is tha native Indians have been trained to th work of exploration by the Indian surve and sent north to teavel as mendicants o merchants. They can rarely carry wit them scientific instruments larger than compass, and their work, though very visit able, is far from being thorough and sati factory. So fearful is the Indian surve that the real business of its native explorer will be discovered that their own friends d not know where they are sent, and thei names are not connected with their explore tions until after they have retired from ac tive service. Similar impediments embarrass the tray. eler'in all parts of Mohanunedan Africa. Grandly as Barth, Rohlfs, Nachtigal, Lenz and a half dozen others have served the cause of geography in the Sahara desert, our knowledge of that mountainous and elevated region is anything but thorough and ade- quate. Ho truly takes his life in his hand who ventures among the Tuaregs and other fierce nomads of the Sahara. Unless he can talk Arabic like a native, and can skillfully assume the guise of a Mohammedan, he is al- most certain to meet the fate of Mlle. Time and Lieut. Palat. Dr. Krause, wishing to enroll his name among the half dozen white men who have reached Timbuctoo, attempted to attain the town from the south. When -within 100 miles of his goal he was stopped and bluntly informed that he might go on to the holy city if he would become a Mo- hammedan. More scrupulous than somo other explorers he declined to become a dis- ciple of the Prophet, and was therefOre com- pelled to turn back. The great basin of the. Congo has been more prolific of geographical surprises with- in the past five years than any other part of the world in this century. And yet the work there has only begun. In this vast area there has been very little exploration except along the water courses, and even the river banks have for the most part received only a cursory and preliminary survey. Wiss- mann is now crossing the contineut from sea to sea, across the southern -part of the Congo basin; Kund and Tappenbeck have anade a short journey Overland from river to river, but generally speaking the vast regions between the rivers are still ahnost wholly unknown. It is not difficult to see one good reason why South America has been comparatively neglected by travelers, while, on the other hand, Africa has bet running over with them. Neither commroe, science, nor mis- sionary ardor have seen in South America the same promise Of rich ewards that have allured them to the uplands of inner Africa. Still such journeys as Dr.. Von Steinen and his comrades recently made on the great Xingu tributary of the Amazon, when they discovered curious and wholly unknown tribes and other things of much interest, show that these regions exe a fine field for the explorer. The Brazilians know less of a large part of their empire than they might easily learn of Nova Zembla, and in Ecuador and- some other states WhYmper and other travelers say that the government maps are hopelessly inaccurate. The best and most interesting explorations in South America are now car- ried on by the Argentine Republic.. Among their pampas and cordilleras, in the valleys of Patagonia and on the grassy plains of Term del Fuego, these researches, now in full progress, have been prolific of geographi- cal sensation. Good, honest exploration upe sots hundreds of theories and fanciful stories that have come to be accepted facts, It is in thelofty regions of inner Asia that the greatest works of discovery still remain to be achieved. The Russian explorers are among the best trained and most competent travelers in the world, and their government is today doing far more than any other na- tion to promote geographical discoveries. The Antarctic regions will probably be the next field of polar inquiry, and some steps to this end have been taken both in Great Britain and Australia. As the south polar region is not, like the Arctic zone, crowded with islands and archipelagoes, it is of much more importance in the study of ocean cur- rents. Strange as it may seem, the Pacific ocean is still far from well known. When Wilfred Powell expressed the beiiet that many_Pacifie islands had never yet been seen by white men some incredulity was manifested. Since that time Capt. Bruce has discovered a little group of islands off the northeast coast of New Guinea, Mr. Romilly found a new island in 1e81, and the Germans have recently added two islands to the Bismarck archipelago.— C. C. Adams in New York Mail and Express. Loyal to the Core. Miss Stuyvesant (of New York)—What do you think of Donnelly's claim that Bacon wrote Shakespeare? Miss Lakeside (of Chioago)—Mr. Donnelly is a resident o Chicago, isn't he? '"Well; then, you can bet anything he says goes."—New York Sun. 1151115111099 19 Rosine4s. "I want to piece' a column ad, in your paper," said he to the editor, "(I:11Illg st,ten- ttnn to my s;,.'eial lirawi of Ire] Reese' whielcy." "All right, sir," 1 -ipuniloil tho editor briskly, "1 m 111 I.(( 01 your 77 a, In a moment." Then he weld 1 - t!. 1,e, :is., And wliiiiperNi to it. f•. th„t ,• I Ati.a As Bad as a Man. Did you ever encounter a demonstratively drunken woman in a street conveyance, where you could not relieve yourself of her presence within a certain time without inconvenience? I did, the other day—or rather the ether night, for I was on my way to a down town theatre. She was a young woman—perhaps 25. Her dress was neat enough, but tawdry, and she carried a pretty babe ih her arms, which could not have bon more than 6 months old. The car was well filled, but not so well as she was. Suddenly she removed 4 stony stare from a fat inan in the corner, and en- deavored to look out of the window behind her, maintain the upright and hold the baby simultaneously. "Won'er where we are?" she said aloud. "Guess we'll be late home, baby. Do you hear, mamma's pet Who cares! Hoop la. Everything goes—don't it, baby, hey?" Three or four Whisky laden kisses here at- tested the mother's affection. The. ladies present shuddered, the gentlemen scowled, and the young man who was smtiking a bad cigar on the rear platform grinned, while a newsboy engaged in stealing a ride peered through the glass and tried to flirt with the infant For a few moments the exhilarated female seemed lost in thought, during which time the little one was only saved from a descent to the floor by a kindly disposed neighbor. Then she made a sudden dive for her pocket. "Hullo—ain't got my night key. I say, baby, what you think o' that? We've lost the key. Well, everything goes, and I sup- pose we've got to make a racket to get in. Whoop! It's all right anyhow—ain't it, baby? Say, conductor"— Here she glared at the man with a bad cigar, and he stopped grinning and looked another way. "Hullo, this is a bobtail. No conductor on bobtail. Forgot all 'bout that—ha! ha I Well, that's funny, too, ain't it, baby? But every- thing goes, so's all right. Whoop! Say, mister, where's Houston street—I wanter get off at Houston street. This is—that's all right. Come along, baby. Won'er where that key's gone, anyhow? 'Souse me." Here she nearly sat down on the fat man. The ladies present drew back as she passed them, and the men looked the other way.. The man with the bad cigar said: "Where yer gettin' to—brace up," when she staggered against him and nearly dropped the baby. The newsboy got off the step, seized her arra, piloted her to the cur b, whistled at the baby and waited for the next car.—"Clara Belle" in New Orleans Times -Democrat The Guide and the Grizzlies. While I believe that a grizzly bear will, in a majority of cases, wait for a fight with a man, and take pains to get in the way of one, there are times when it will seem to think better of it and back out A remarkable in- stance of this kind I heard of once, where a famous Manitoba. guide courageously ad- vanced upon three grizzlies, an old she one arid two half grown young bears, and by a series of ridiculous monkey shines and acro- batic maneuvers on the ground within a rod or two of the bears filled them with such astonishment and apparent fear that the three retreated into the woods with all rapid- ity. The guide's gun had snapped in both barrels, he having drawn on the old bear be- fore the young ones appeared. He afterward said that it was a fit of desperation that he tried the turning of a handspring, iind jubnp- ing up and down, flopping his hands, and re- sorting to other unhunterlike measures. He had been told once that a hunter had fright- ened a mountain lion away by similar ab- surd movements, and he found that it worked to perfection in the case of the bears, al- though he did not encourage any one to go hunting grizzlies armed with nothing rnore thence, capacity to turn somersaults.—New York Sun. Queer Souvenirs in es Ring. Talk of originality. It was original and pretty, and an astonishing idea for an unsen- timental man to conceive of. A lady up town was showing to her friends a very handsome ring her husband had given her. It was in oval of diamonds, with three pretty little opaque bluish white stones in the center. Nobody could tell what those stones were, and everybody got curious to know. She did not know herself. Her husband had not told her They insisted on his telling. "Well, my dear, those are the first little teeth out by our tree children. I saved them one by one, and—there they are."—San Fran- cisco Chronicle. .c.tanurnastic American : say they treated you pretty ' rough in Gann& ?" O'Brien : "Yes, sir 1 WaS treated6tery dis- courteously. r "Boinieed stoned. on yeti, did they 1' "Yeq Ws.'a ruck several times by in ise ilea. '' n ea: you some with clubs "Yes, I received n's,' ',cwt.() hiows from bludgeons." "1/id they tiny load language toward you ?” "Yee, the .l' 9t epithets were applied to me," "Shake, s ;Inger, sI eke: I've been there myself, sever 171':, ! You have lectured .0 s'en...l.; •e. 1Slid: (1 ne9- t ion "No, la,t 1 in t have dime ..so. I Imp:. nt .1 I 11;03. 1,811 it) • 14 V 4lkildaaufi1 4u wondoTtut thinge.'witkISM evgt beipg 'tattgbt ,pReh I.qttLQWJIbne 14401 fn od9.• - uittiurk,au eduCAtion OM, 44004tfp lF04 !V tlw1400141, etiPet, ' callege prereSeer p Male; telk through tlie Lewiston Journal, how he coevinced a friend who did not belibve thatheavers could build dame. He bought a baby beaver of a hunter and sent it to his special friend. The creature became a great pet in the house, but showed no signs of wanting to build a dam, until oue Monday morning a leaky pail full of water was put on thefloor of the back kitchen. Thedheaver was there. He was only a baby, to be sure; but the moment he saw the water toe- ing out of the crack in the pail, he scampered into the yard, brought in a chip, and btgan building his dam. His owner was called and watched the little fellow,very much aatoniehed at what he saw. He gave orders to have the pail left where it was, and the industrious beaver kept at his work four weeks, when he had built a soiid dam all around the pail. A. vote oa tbe repeal of the Scott Act iu Westmoreland, N. B., Thurs- day, resulted in a large majority against the antis. Whatever may be its real media, it is evident the people in the above-named county are in no way inclined to go back to a license law in preference to the Scott Act. This result will be taken, to some ex- tent at least, as indicative of public sentiment on this important matter, The majority against repeal was be- tween 700 and 800. The first Symptoms Of all Lung diseases are much the same : feveriehnese, lose of appetite,* sore throat, pains In the chest and back, headache, etc. In a few days you may be well, or, on the other hand, you may be down with Pneumonia or "galloping Consumption." Run norisks, but begin immediately to take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. . Several years ago, James Birchard, of Darien, Conn., was severely ill. The doctors said be was in Consumption, and that they isould do nothing for him, but advised him, as a last resort, to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. After taking this medicine, two or three months, he was pronounced a well man. His health remains good to the present day. J. S. Bradley, Malden, Mass., writes: "Three winters ago I took a severe cold, which rapidly developed into Bronchitis and Consumption. I was so weak that I could not sit up, was much emaciated, and coughed incessantly. I consulted several doctors, but they were power- less, and all agreed that I was in Con- sumption. At last, a friend brought me a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. From the first dose, I found relief. Two bottles cured me, and my health has since been perfect." Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, PRBPARED DT Dr, J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Soli by all Druggists. Price $2 ; six bottles, $51 FARMS FOR SALE. _ . rRM FOR SALE.—THE NORTH HALF' f lots 51 and 52, 1st con., Turnberry, con- taining 100 acres; over 70 cleared, good frame house, barn and stable; situated four miles from Wroxeter, and three miles from Blue - vale. Will be sold ebeapsand on reasonable terms. Appply to 11. MeTAGGART, Clinton U OUSE AND LOT FORSALE—THATVALU AIME and conveniently situated property owned by Mr John Callender. being lot 188, on the north side of Huron St. The house has able accommodation for large family, with all conveniences, such as hard and soft water, etc. Good stable on the lot. Further particulars on applieation to MANNING dc SCOTT, Clinton. FNEAR CLINTON Pon SALE—THAT choice farm of 70 awes, part of lot she, in the Huron Road Con., Godench Township. Within two miles Of Clinton station. Frame house of seven rooms. Good frame barn 60 x 45. Two good wells. Farrn in tirstieless condition: Also a large and choice young bearing orchard. TERMS VERY EASY. ThiS is a chance seldom offered. Apply to IL Hats, Clinton, oi to the under's. signed on the premises, W.FENTON, Clinton P.O -WARM FOR SALE.—SUBSCRIBER OF .-12 FERE for sale his farm of 103 acres, being lot 47. Maitland con., Goderich township. About 125 acres cleared, and in good state of culnyation, balaase good hardwood bush, well fenced, good orchard, plenty of water. Frame house and ban k barn,stable, cte. Situate about 131x utiles from town of Clinton, and convenient to -church and school. Will be sold on reasonable terms. ull partieulare on application. D. BA& EERVILLE, on the premises or Clinton P.0 'LAM TO RENT. -- THAT SPLENDID -u Farm of 100 acres, being Lot 37, con. 2, L. R. S., of Tnekersmith, ts offered to rent on reasonable terms, with good buildings, frame barn, 407[00, stable 2Jx36. sheep and carriage hones...10(46, good l'a story, e4ic36 frame house and eitcheri. so acres tinder iffiltivation, 20 acres cleared hut not brok- en; 10 acres good hardwood bush, Well. 'watered, having three of the best wells in Huron county. Good bearing orchard. situated 214 miles. from the Village of Brucefield, and 6 from the Towns of Clin- ton and Seaforth respectivelythere is a splendid gravef road paet the front of the promises. Particulars and temus given on application to, APPLETON ELCOAT, Brucefield P.0.. or SA INIUEL CRICH, Clin- ton, P. 0„ or NEW ERA ()elate. DAVID ELCOAT, Ontario P. 0:, California. INVENTION Ilas revolutionized the world during the last half century, Not least among the wonders of in- ventive progress is a tnethod and system of work that can be performed all over the country with. mit separating the workers bum their homes. Pay libel ; any one earl elo:the work ; either sex, young or old ;no special ability' required. Capi tal not needed ; you are started free. CA this out and return to 04 a id we willl send you free, something, of great value told importance to you, that will start you in business, which will bring you. In more money right away, than anything else in the world, Grand outfit free. Address True 8c Co., Augusta, Maine. ROBERT DOWNS, CLINTON, Manufacturer and Proprietor for the best Saw It Dog In use. Agent for the sato and application of the ggrFISIIHR PATEET AUTOMATIC Boman CLEAN/la. STEAM FITTINGS furnished and applied on short notice Rollers. Engines, and all kinds of Daehisserg repaired esspeditionsly and in a satisfactory manner. Farm implements manufaetnred and repaired. Steam and Water Pipes furnished and put in position. Dry Kilns fitted tip on application. Charges moderate, .1) 11 Ns% .804 i.e#Proci 41 g.1 g" tt/ n Pi OP tja tt1 tql3141/1% Ytgi 4.511,1g ,rg'EliogOggvW OV, Rev 4,74 (I) taxi Laid 1=d CD tml 0C1-4 0 (43 cn t=mi cp c—tb- Pomi cot - sailiallid