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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1888-02-17, Page 8A PN URA•NC A ,Atmel'; OA Al Foley Ig the A•MU'TU.A•L LICE l l` KT RANC4 GOD/MANY, of New York 0' Quavered with alleged oheap insurance. ete-e MUTU.A tt T4IFp, JOscars-r .heap concerns, small or pro - AGE J AGE 25, LIFE PLAN° t (mode ofacolleotiouafter passingthe hat a If a claim in 15 years If a claim in 20 years Name of Institution - U a claim in 10 years MU`TLJAL LIFE ". Royal Arcanum . 'I 0.. Foresters Tedatal . rY a Aro X2050000 $18900 6080 40 6000 . 43 a° .. ,'lir., C1. E+U $984 00 8907 50 940 00 $ 44 00 90 00 919 60 64 40 120 60 990 00 , 94 00 90 00 4 200 zap 4. a� $310 50 61003 00 910 00 879 00 910 00 9,00 121 60 9100 cd 0 EU Aro xCr 411.0. 6410 00 120 OQ 160 80 120 00 $594 50 61164 50 880.00 839120 88000 6 304 00 344 80 504 00 $ear iii mindthat thebest is much the cheapest in the end. Protect your families and estates by insuring in the MUTUAL LIRE INsuaANoE Co.,of NewYork,the oldest company inAmerica and the largest in the world. Bemember,in these cheap concerns the 'Older you et the heavier the burden beoomes, while in the bLUTLI ,,, LIFE our yay your }easy premiums. while in the `rliidat of asuooessfur builinesi career, and are able to pay it, and in your declining years, instead of being a burden, it becomes a source of income. A word to the wise is sufficient. For information call on any of our local agents or address W. T. 11IcNEIL, Special Atrent, Loudon, Ont., who will send you circulars, &c. HOW TWO WIVES' PLOTS FAILED ° A party of merry young wives ' meet together every Saturday morn- ; i,ng to teach sewing to the poor children of the parish of an Episco- palian church in Brooklyn, and so have grown very well acquainted. • week ago yesterday one of them ,announced that she had determined to break her husband off swearing by swearing herself, and asked the eters what they thought of the plan.- It 'a as explained that her husband seldom swore when at home, but that he openly confessed it to be his habit to swear whenever he thought the occasion demanded while at business. All commended the young woman for her courage, and a motion was put that every lady present should agree to shame her husband by indulging in what- ever was his besetting sin. Tre= mendous obstacles were at once en- , countered. 'I don't just see how I can imi- tate my husband,' said one, 'for the trouble with him is that ' he stays out until all hours of the night. I cant do that you know.' 'Well I am going to let nothing hinder me,' said another ; 'my bus- - is far from being what youcalla ' victim to the vice of drinking, but he tipples a littleend I am asham- ed to say that his breath iS yery often redolent of what he bas been taking. I will meet him with my breath in the same condition. �I never thought of it but it can do nb harm.' 'But what am T to do,?' said a - third. 'If my husband has a fault it is that he kisses all the ladies that come to our house. Relatives, friends of mine and friends of his own, are all kissed, no matter who they a •o, as soon as he greets them. Curiously enough, he is a jealous over this freak, telegraph me at the Hoffman House and I will come hone again.' .. This was entirely outside of and apart from the programme. On the morning after the second night she telegraphed to his place of busi- ness, and verygreatly prided her- self that even if she did have to sur- render she made up for it by the way she worded the message. • This was it. • Have decided to let you Flo swear- ing for the whole family. This and the report from the lady with the toper's breath took tip the entire session in the chnrch yester- day. There's a blessing in the bottle on whose label we can read Dr 'Pierce's Favorite Prescription, for the woman who has need of a remedy for troubles none but women ever know. 'Tis her best and truest friend, and happy. thousands call it so, as they think of years of suff'ring that wete theirs be- fore it came, bringing them the balm of healing, and they bless the very name of this wonderfully, and deserv- edly, popular remedy for the various ills woman is heir to. " Favorite Prescription" is the only medicine for women, sold by druggists,under a positive guarantee, from the manu- facturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, Or menev will be 're- funded. This guarantee has been printed on the bottle -wrapper, and faithfully carried out for many years. ,It is Absurd For people to expect a cure for Indiges- tion, unless they refrain from eating what is unwholesome ; but if anything will sharpen the appetite and give tone to the digestive organs, it is Ayer's Sar. saparilla., Thousands all over the land testify to the merits of this medicine. Mrs. Sarah Burroughs, of 248 Eighth street, South Boston, writes : "My hus- band has taken Ayer's Sarsaparilla, for Dyspepsia and torpid liver, and has been greatly benefited." A Confirmed Dyspeptic. C. Canterbury, of 141 Franklin st., Boston, Mass., writes, that, suffering for years from Indigestion, he was at last induced to try Ayer's Sarsaparilla aud, by its use, was entirely cured. Mrs, Joseph Aubin, of High street, Holyoke, Mass., suffered for over a year from Dyspepsia, so that she could not eat substantial food, became very weak, and was unable to care for her family. Neither the medicines prescribed by physicians, nor any of the remedies advertised for the cure of Dyspepsia, helped her, until she commenced the use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. "Three bottles of this medicine," she writes, "cured me." Ayer's Sarsaparilla, PREPARED BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Price $1; six botttes,•$5. Worth $5 a bottle. Clcl)raird ARGUS S c T EygIcescs 'felt BEST IN U5E man and would be very cross if I 8 . FJ11U11 1V��1'iif1J tJpuctacles and.Fyofflasses made so free with the gentlemen, d that is not the worst of, which is that I could uo more do what he does than I could fly. Ever since; the days of my short skirts, whet pillows and keys' and all those ,games were the rage at the country parties I went to, I would rather take a whipping than kiss a person I did not love, No. You can count me out. I can't do it.', It proved for tunate that only two of the five entered into the plot, fort if all had had the bad fortune of thosetwo, yesterday'smeeting would have been a sorry one. The young woman who deter- mined to shame her husband by taking to tippling began operations ou Wednesday by setting out an ex- ceedingly vulgar, red -labeled bottle of Old Toni gin and a glass on a waiter on the back parlor table inga most ostent ttio is way. At ab rut the time her husband was expected hone she tc o'c a good gulp of the liquor, and when she beard what she supposed to be his footsteps on the stcop she took another finger of • it, and putting some more in her hand rubbed it over her lips. Then she fled up to her room to wait for him. Sho was intensely gratified by the consciousness that, as she ex- pressed it, she 'smelled like a bar- room.' To her surprise the door-. bell rang, and she went to the head of the stairs and peered over the rail to see who had come in place of her husband. It was her mother, het father and a cousin or two from the country. The old lady spied r; her and there *as nothing to do but conte down and kiss and le kissed p.y; all ro,rnd. Sho was mortified, for her parents were very straight-laced pious folk, and could not help but ° smell the gin she had perfumed her- self so 1ibe: allywithWorl e still while she was assisting her father off with tis overooat, the rest of the party filed solemnly into the presence of the_rod-labeled bottle in tite back room. Nothing was said about the :odor cr the bottle, and she .was too proud to try to explain what looked so badly for her. Sho told her hus- band, however, and he was so im- polite as to throw himself on the bed in convulsions of 'a-ghter• She was so angry that she thiettoned to leave hint. 'You can't,' said the mot,ster; 'your parents would not receive you. The moat they would do would ba to put you in the inebriate asylum.' Tho experiment of the little lady who resolved to swear at her bus- band,turned out less humorously. 'Where's my tooth brush; pet?' he asked on Now Year's morning. 'Wherever you put the d---' thing last, I suppose,' she replied. tie stared at her, she kept her. face froth him, and he fell to hon,. ming a tune. 'Did I ever swear at you, as you have done?' he enquired, No ; ho never. 'Very well,' said he; when yon get , CALEDONIA - �' U g ig, ou 10 nus lions recently (allied on by Mr Bed.. •;neral nett, at the above stand,will continue the samein all its branches. Water Aerated, Tieig thoroughly practical men, the very best attention will be given to all work,of which nothing but 6rstclass stock will be made ,eeworo• OECD •HdN6dWS !FIR -.Td CflO'L We have done an immense trade during the pet two weeks. Our Clear- ing Sale will bo continued for two weelee longer. If you want any- kind of winter goods do not let this opportunity pass—we are offering decided bargains. The stock is heavy and well assorted; we want money, tion pr 'We goods.We are willing to supply you at prices that cannot fail to please you. Wo are making a big push to clear our entire stock of -OO.AT8-- Prises are reduced 20 to 80 per cent; they must go. You can save money by purcbasing a Srr' OF CLOTHES NOW.I $10 suit fa: $8. We can sell you COAT, VEST,'AND PANTS FOR $4.00. TWEEDS at Special Cut Prices, are going off rapidly. Secure what you need at once, they will soon be sold. We have not many Fur Goods left, but what we have are good lines, and if you want them you may have them at prices that plerse you. We are clearing Wool Squares, Dress Goods, Cloaking, Prints, Ginghams, Shirts and Drawers. - See the fine supetior quality BLANKETS at 50c. per pound. You will find many lines in our stock cheaper than regular wholesale prices. Thanks to our many customers. We turn over an immense quantity of goods, and are thus enabled to handle large lots that manufacturers place upon the market from time to time, when they are in need of funds. Buying in this way, we got the inside track, and our customers reap the benefit. Clearing Sale for Cash continued for two weeks longer. W. L. OUIMETTE, LONDESBORO Red Rocker Furniture STORE, CL INTON. Calbick. & -Reith eJ A-. N.1 !,r 11-1. -) T ,Pin r: '.. . V"UUE111ST AND DRUGGIST, CL1NTOI , U 'i . HAT AILS YOU Do you feel dull, languid, low-spirited, life- less, and indescribably miserable, both physi- cally and mentally; experience a sense of fullness or bloating after eating, or of "gone- ness," or emptiness of stomach in the morn- ing, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste in •mouth irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent headaches, blurred eyesight, " floating specks" before the eyes, nervous prostration or ex- haustion. irritability of temper, hot flushes, alternating with chilly sensations, sharp biting, transient pains hero and there, cold feet, drowsiness after meals, wakefulness, or disturbed and unrefreshing sleep, constant, indescribable feeling of dread, or of impend- ing calamity? If you have all, or any considerable number of tlliese symptoms, you are suffering from that most common of American tnaladies— Bllious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more complicated your ,disease has become, the greater the number and diversity of symp- toms. No matter what stage it has reached, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will subdue it, if taken according to direc- tions for a reasonable length of time. 1f not cured, complications multiply and Consump- tion of Lhe Lungs, Skin Diseases, Heart Disease, Rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave maladies aro quite .liable to set in and, sooner or later induce a fatal termination. Dr. Pierce's Golden, Medical Dls. covory acts powerfully upon the Liver, and through that great blood -purifying organ, cleanses the system of all blood -taints and im= purities, from whatever cause arising. It is equally eiiicacious in acting upon tho Kid- neys,and other excretory organs cleansingg strengthening, and healing their diseases. Ae an appetizing., restorative tonic, it promotes digestion and nutrition, thereby building up both flesh and strength. In malarial districts. this wonderful medicine hos gained great celebrity in curing Fever and Ague, Chills and Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases. Dr. Pierce's Gulden Medical Ais• r oven' 1 S Al 1. HUMORS, from n cornincn Mach, or Eruption, to the worst Scrofula. ,kelt-rheum, "Fever -sores," Scaly or Rough Skin, in short, all diseases caused by bud blear arc conquered by this powerful, purifying, and invigorating medi- cine. Great Eating Cileers rapidly heal under its benign influence. Especially has it mani- fested Its potency in curing Tetter, Eczema, Erysipelas, Bolls, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Scrof- u!ous Sores and Swellings, Hlp-joint Disease, White Swellings," Goitre, or Thick Neck, and Enlarged Glands. Send ton cents in Stamps for a large Treatise, with colored Mates, on Skill Diseases, or the same amount tnr a Treatise on Scrofulous Affections. ,,rert4 THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE." lin;, er,}rlly cleanse it 'by using D. Pierce's (;olden Medical DiDr.covery, and good shiuskin, htillethe.t strength fair atbesablisd CONSUMPTION, is Scrofula of the Lungs, is arrested and cured by this remedy, if taken in tho earlier stages of the disease. From Its mar- velous power over this terribly fatal disease, when first offering this now world -famed rem-' fyto callingpitbhis "CotsPierce 8 [orProN Cures" but abandoned that name as too restrictive for a medicine which, from its wonderful com- bination of tonic, or strengthening, alterative or blood -cleansing, anti -bilious, pectoral, and nutritive properties, 13 unequaled, -,net only as a remedy for Consumptton,'but for Ali Chronic Diseases of the Liver, Blood, and Lungs. Lungs. ncPowtelacatLhu, OpCtNinagsaofCaBoh, SBn chit'sAsthma, Severe Coughs, and kindred affections, It Is an efficient remedy. Sold by Druggists, at $1.00, or Six Bottles for 13.00. Send ten cents In stamps for Dr. Pierce's book on Consumption. Address, World's Dispensary Medical Association, 608 Main St., IBiiJE'FALO, N. IA CLINTON EW ENA, THE LARGEST AND BEST samsumscommo NEWSPAPER IN THE COUNTY. tKtF*9K****9k* *>)k**** ***il. One of the best equipped JobPrint- ins Offices in the district. OUR AIM IS NOT TO DO CHEAP, BUT GOOD WORK. ONLY :-: COMPETENT :-: WORKIIEN * .EMPLOYED 1 ar NEW LETTERS, NEw BORDERS New OBNAA'EN•C3,FINE PAPERS, FIN E • Ins, NOVEL COMBINATION,, Business Circulars --A .SPECIALTY --- N EAT. TASTY; ARTISTIC. OUR S A ;tM P L E S"WA *ITS E E .O 5 U e 0 0 0 i� -e T 0 01 Far the next Thirty Days we will offer Tre- mendous Bargains in all classes -of Furni- ture, and those • wanting anything in our line, will save money by calling' on us. UNDERTAKINO is a speciaity with us, Mr Calbick being a practical Em balmer and Funeral Director, and as we have a good hearse and carry a large stock of Coffins and Furnjshsngs, all orders in this line will have careful arid prompt attention. A. first class UPHOLSTERER always at work. PATRON AGE RESPECTFULLY SOLICITED. CA.Z,CK & REITH RED ROCKER STORE, ALBERT ST., CLINTON "SUM - IINPARALLELEDI" ca, CURE FOR •HARD TIMES CREDI'I CLEARING SALE OF DRY G000S,BOOTS& SHOES Aal ABAMS'.ErnporiHIo1 :x: From now till March 1st, I will offer for sale the entire stock of DRY GOODS, BOOTS and SHOES arid WALL PAPER, on "CREDIT" to reliable parties, till tbo 25th of Dec., 1888, at the following "Discounts" from present prices. All sales of $5.00 and under, no Discount. All sales from $5.00 to $10.00 5 per c. Discount. All sales from $10 to $16, 71 per c. Discount All sales from $15 to $20, 10 per cent Discount All sales from $20 to $80, 124,- per cent Discount All sales from '$80 to $50, 15 per cent Discount The stock is good, but too largo• at present, as I Want room for Seeing Goods coming in. Thanking my customers for,past favors, I would cor- dially invite them all to take advantage of this sale, and those who have not purchased from me before, will find it to tbeit' profit to try now and be convinced that this is the place for b, rgains. R. ADAMS, LON ‘SBORO • Everybody is taking Stock, and while doing so aro giving bargains in winter pods is order to reduce and make it easier to take. We have been giving tremendous bargains, and we are now offering special inducements in order to clear out the balance of our Winter goods in Millinery,Fancywoollen Goods,Dress Goods., . Flannels, Kid and Cashmere Gloves, Cashmere and Woollen Hosiery, &c. As we don't believe bn scolyiwgy cloywn in povr,,,hese goods BEESLEY'S MILLINERY E1IIPORIUIII New : Furniture : Stock Opened out in ZLL=OTT€3 SLOC$r NEXT DOOR TO TAE CITY BOOK STORE, CLINTON. BEDROOM SIDEBOARDS, SETS,LOUNGES, EBOARDS, CHAIRS, &c., ANA A GENERAL ASSORTMENT Or THE VERY BEST MADE FURNI- TURE AT REASONABLE PRICES. JOS. C IIDI.E''Y. SMAS GOODS The subscriber, while thanking his friends for their patronage during the past year, wonld remind them that he has a splendid stock of Holiday Goods, consisting of FRiJITS. CANDIES, NUTS, FISH, &c. —BESIDES A FULL STOCK 01?— Choice Family Groe eriesi,Chiva,, Crockery and U --last ware. a' t Bottom Prides. A CALL SOLICITED. X: N. ROBSON, CHINA HALL1 cw• tag ° � o ere :. Ka m°gti EH f?,et7m.,ty eOm=fJE..C°'aC to m5'b?rmm4w::riw ,?a.t xby9nay, pRm°�R °s��^•`diH �ro�aok"F�w�rp�m� Pp°�bma."`b�mpO°C°n.fCm�.ro�m°m�r,-m`imgaS��a".�°mCd�tlR°r'.mbpymj6wa'hCmob�fp+yDm�pramw�rm�4�aayi git p �tm�°0�i. mmiaat9:11•0K�.oe:2. ° CKrmo .11mEZ VKt e mmpC.0�+' O00OtOI0g1 tdaaab�a,• n-e� e g4,7, figm mpc,o�m miI :K fd to �l td t,s b 0 tJTAe .e 0 The Year of 1887. Cannot let the occasion pass without returning'my sincere and heartfelt thanks to the public for Miele very liberal -patronage, and trust that by unceasing endeavor and unremitting attention to the wants and requirements of. my customers, that I shall always merit a continuance of their: favors. I will now continue the balance 'of my large and well assorted stock -of WWW • ■ M!E`/!�1 • If you want a bargain, now is your chance to come and make a selection. G. GLASGOW, Next Door to the Palace, Albert st , Clilltou a it Positive Cure. A Painless Cure. •r FACTS AR MIEN err AL DISZAS2113 Or MAN'. ' .6Vi,. V . "slit ..30.I.V t'.7 83355 iCITtrI`. 1\7 0. THE GRE✓1T UEJLT111 REAElirER, Marvel of Keeling, ylnd Kohinoor of Medicines, c1��0E lige terrible eonsegneaces 0/Indiscretion" Exporare and Overwork, YO n•TG .A. Oma Who are broken down from the effects of abuse will find in No, 8 a radical euro for for nervous debility, organio weakness, involuntary vital losses. eta Ih tfPTOMII Pon waren No. 8 SHOULD nE USED.—Wane of energy, vertigo, want of purpose., dimness of eight, aversion to society, want of confidence, avoidance of eonvereatioa. desire for solitude, listlessness and inability to fix the attention on a particular subject. cowardice, depression of spirits, giddiness, lose of memory, excitability of temper spot'.matorrhcea, or loss of the seminal fluid—the resell of eelf•abuso or marital exoess—impo- tonoy, innntrition, emaciation, barrenness, palpitation of the heart, hysteric feelings in females,trembling,melancholy, disturbingdreams, eta., are all ayreptosof this terrible habit, otentimes inocently eery uiied. Im short, the Spring of vital force having lost its tension, every halation wanes in consequence. Scientific writers and the superintendents c2 insane asylums unite in ascribing to the effects of self-abuse tho great majority of wasted lives which costa tinder their notica. If you aro incompetent tor the arduous duties of business, incapacitated for the enjoyments of life,No. 8offers an escape from the effected! early vice. If yon e,.o advanced in years, No. 8 will give you full vigor an. strength. It you -are brokau down, physically and morally, from early indiscretion, the result of i°noranec a d folly, gond your address and 10 cents in stamps for M, V. Lenoli't Treatise in Book b rm en Disonson of Man. Sealed purl aocure from obsorvetio,., A' Address hout tvisdo iii cations s! , a tars-paradise.aaLIMON. G GUARANTEE!). HEAL - HEAL THE S BKr'