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The Huron News -Record
Wednesdab NoveuMer 30, *ss'
LOCAL NEWS.
lin and Around the
Sown gia,
LARGE QUANTITIES Or OLD
COUNTRY GOODS are arriving at
Dicksons Bookstore nearlyevery
day -His Fall find Xmas Stook will
soon be complete-Prieee away
dowa to suit the times. 466.
ANY QUANTITY OF WOOD taken in
trade for goods at Dickson's Book -
tore. 468
Ma. GEO. COCHRANE returned from
Dakota Saturday.
MR. WM. Twist: returned frm
California last week.
THE EMPIRE, the proposed Con-
servative paper, will be "parturited"
on the 15th day of December 1887.
It will be published in Toronto.
There isal splendid opening for- a
people's city paper.
HORSE SURGERY; -The horse of
Mr. A. McIntyre, noticed in last
issue as having had a silver tube in-
serted in its wind pipe by Dr. Kenn-
ing, is now hard at work in the
shanties. -Pembroke Standard.
J. S. MURPHY in the town hall
Friday night. Murphyis an excel-
lent actor himself and well sus-
tained by a talented company. It
is a standard one and gave un-
alloyed satisfaction when. hero bo -
fore.
JUST So. -The corporation of
Perth have had to fork over $600
to Mr. Barlow, in conse9u&nce of a
suitbreught by him for damages
caused, by his falling through a hole
in a \defective sidewalk. What
about the holes in Clinton side-
walks 1
THE LAY!, HEAVY RAINS were
badly needed.', The ground, seem -
•ed dried up and, fall wheat had a
poor chance withelit rain. In town
and country many'lvelle had :gone
dry ; some farmers Were compelled
to team water for thiiii; houses and
stock. There is a much etter pro-
-------spect-for winter now.
ART THOU THE MAN. ' his is
the time when the man wh does
not take a paper because he ca not
afford it meets with two or tri •ee
travelling confidence men, and gets•
cheated out of euough money in one
day to pay for' subscriptien to half a
dozen papers from every county in
the Province.
WOULDN'T SHIRK HER DUTY. -
She *as bravo - He -"Getting
married seems to be very dangerous
now. No fewer titan seven brides
have been accidentally jailed on
their wedding day this year." She
(ingenuously) -"But no true woman
will shirk her duty, Tom, through
a craven fear of death."
FORMER HURONITE HEARD FROM.
-At the late Nov. election's, Mr.
Allan McLean, formerly of Seaforth,
and brother of M. Y. McLean of
The Expositor, was elected, on the
Republican ticket, county treasurer
of Huerfano County, Colorado,
where be has lived for a number of
years peal. The office to which
Mr. McLean has been elected is the
best in the county from a pecuniary
point Of view.
0 YEZ ! 0 Ynz !-When a settler
in the Northwest territory wants to
go back to Ontario to bo married,
the Canadian Pacific railroad sells
him a matrimonial ticket 'at the us-
ual rate, and ou presenting the re-
turn coupon and a marriage certifi-
cate, he is entitled to free transport-
ation for his bride. We expect to
notice quite a large number of "bride -
tickets" before next March.,. Already
severalbf the expatriated "boys" are
visitiug forthe winter the land of
fair girls and the home of maidens
free.
PRACTICAL ADVICE. -Mr. T. J.
Moorehouse, an old journalist, said
the other day that he was surprised
at some of the, eigns used by Clin-
ton business Men. Many .of them
are too indistinct altogether and
puzzling to a stranger. The gentle-
man believes in having all adver-
tiaeing properly displayed, plain
and attractive, and complimented
THE NEWS -RECORD for its excel-
lence iu this line. Mr. 3.doore-
hens° was a successful business man,
and hints from a gentleman of his
ability aro well worth considering.
THE NEWS -RECORD is second to none
in Canada for properly displayed
advet tisemen1s.
Wut4 giAtorx, of Ooderich, tv•
turned hone 4,0ttudey.
Tau rightedoe and the ungodly
stand or fall ou lipP911 . places
these days, accordingto the grip the
soles of their boots is able to take
of the icy pavement.
LEOTURE,-"Thp indium of the
Northwest," is the subject of a lec-
ture to bo delivered by Rev. A. D.
MoDonald of Seaforth under the
auspices of the W. F. M. 8. on
Tuesday evening Dec. 6. in Willis
chord, commencing at 8 p. m.
Admission 15 cent.
Tun Parkhill Gazette buildings
with contents were completely de-
stroyed by fire one night last week.
It will be remembered that the
proprietor, Mr. J. W. Green, took
unto himself one of our fair young
ladies a couple of months ago, and
this scorching is rather an unpleas-
ant addendum to the honeymoon.
Mr. Green's loss is about. $2,000,
covered by $1,000 insurance. He
will get new plant at once and con-
tinue the business as usual.
HIS LATIN WAS RUSTY. -The
Rappel tells the following anecdote:
At a grand dinner party a guest as
clumsy with hishand as he is witty
drops a pleat of pickled -tongue- up-
on Lha lap of his fair neighbor.
"Pardon me, madam," cried he,
"it is not the first lapaua linguie I
have made to day," The laugh
evoke by the clever hit set a stout
fellow' who was not deeply learried'v,
iu Latin to thinking. "I can do
that as well," he thought to himself,
and deliberately drops a mutton
chop upon the lap of his unlucky
neighbor, exclaiming at the same
time: "Nothing but a lapsus
linguie."
A DRAMATIC INCIDENT. -A knight
-not of the hose and buskin, but
of the stove pipe fraternity, while
engaged on a building in
ward one day recently missed his foot
ing and falling a distance of 'kever-
al feot, alighted with one leg in the
capacious maw of an unattractive
and unctuous swill barrel, while the
other found its way into the soft
bosom of an ash barrel. Drawing
himself out of the .compromising
position, he mounted the top of the
swill barrel and shouted in lang-
uage unmistakably plain and clear,
"A horse, a horse, my knightship
for a -pair of pants," which came
in due season.
THE INTELLIGENT
and Tribune. -"The grand jury at
the recent high court at Welland
were charged by the judge that an
indictment for a certain offense up-
on a girl mild not be maiutained
uuless the girl was chaste. After
hearing the evidence and agreeing
to find a bill, one of the jurors
hastily got up and said : "Gentle-
men, hold on. We've overlooked
something. The judge told us there
must be evidence that the girl was
chased first. Now we have heard
nothing about her being chased by
an-ybocy," A little quiet explana-
tion of one of the mysteries of the
English language enlightened the
juror, and ho quietly subsided."
GRIP'S COMIC ALMANAC for 1888
has been received, and is certainly
a credit to the publishers. The six
calendar pages are from designs by
J. W. Bengough, and the whole
series are about the best specimens
of caricature drawing that we have
yet seen from the pen of this clover
artist. A. H. Howard, W. Ben-
gough and other artists contribute
e'sketches--a series of pictures illus-
trating the House that Hash Built
being particularly good, while the
reading matter throughout is even
bettor than hasappeared in previous
years. Tho price is only 10 cents a
copy, and you can get it atthe
bookstores or send direct to GniF
Office,' Toronto.
REAvEmENT.-Wednesday last
Mr. John Boles passed over to the
Majority at the early age of 43
years. He was stricken down some
two months ago with what was
thought to be typhoid fever. And
though occasionally rallying some-
what there had been little hope of
his recovery for the past week or
so. Ho leaves a wife andfamily of
four children, the oldest about 17.
They will reap the benefit of the
foresight of a kind husband and
father, in the form of several thou-
sand dollars life insurance. • Do•
ceased was a good citizen with all
the term iMplies. He was at one
time a member of the firm of
Thompson &Boles and afterward of
Corbett & Boles of the Clintou
Woolen Mills.
KIND WORM -From time to
time we aro highly complitnented
on the excellei:ey of Tun NEWS-
-R,F,GORD: A subscriber from the
north remarked the other day that
this journal was "the cleanest,
neatest and best local paper iu the
county, and took the lead in his
section." Another subscriber; from
Colborne, asks us to change his
address and adds,that he "likes Tun
NEWS RECORD very much." Still
another, from 13ayfield, who has
taken three county papers for a
number of years, has come to the
conclusion that "THE NEWS -RECORD
more than fills the place of the trio"
and paid for this journal a year in
advance. Such practical testimony
is very encouraging and we shall
continue, our endeavors to keep
THE NEwS-RECORD, what it now is,
one of the, best publications in Wes -
torn Ontario.
HE KNEW HUMAN NAn-RE-,-1143---
had called at a house on Rattenbury
St. and as he rose to go ho said:
believe you wore out shooting on
Thanksgiving day 1" "Yes." "Get
much gamer "Ono little sparrow."
"Hal ha ! ha That's about what
I expected." "Good night." When
the visitor had gone the wife of the
sportsman indignantly said : "Why
could you sit there
e
and lie in that bold way? you know
you brought home five ducks and
two grouse." "My dear wife," ho
replied, "you don't know human
nature. That man is now willing
to take my word for $1,000. If I
had told him of Cho game I ',really
did bag, he would have gone away
believing. mo to be the biggest liar
in the country,"
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Perlin Wools and Fingering Ulm
81:1.42Mti4, .A•'1" T-ADVir
Photograph -Albums,
.A.tatograpb. A..lbuinse
Scrap .411burns,.
Miscellaneous 13oolcs,
BIBLES, WORCESTER'S AND WEBSTER'S UNABRIDGED
DICTIONARIES, MATTHEW HENRY'S COMMENTARY ON THE
BIBLE, CHAMBERS' E.1%.1CYCLOPIEDIA, &o., &c. LARGE STOCK
OF WALL PAPER TO CHOOSE FROM AT REDUCED PRICES.
CHRIS. DICKSON
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GEO. HANLEY, sr., is nursing a sore
hand.
THOS. WALKER has bought six
lots noir the G. T. R. station from
Geo. Bowers for $600.
MRS. HERRIOTT will leave town
this week to take up hot'residence
n S t. Mary's.
WR REGRET to learn of the con.
tinned serious illness of Mr. James,
Anderson.
CAPT. Wm. S II EPPARD of Portage
La Prairie, Man , is here among his
many old friends once more.
FARMERS should road, mark and
inwardly digest what J. 0. Elliott
has to say about fences.
ST. PAULS CHURCH Bazaar tea,
and ?promenade concert in the
Town Hall December 7, Wednes-
day of next week.
PETER PERDUE, formerly of Gode-
rich township, who went to Cali
fornia a few weeks ago, has come
back again owing to ill health.
R. J. ANDERSON of Moosomin,
Man., son of J. T. Anderson Gode-
rich township, is back here on a
visit. Mrs. Anderson accompanies
him.
CHANGE OF Min. -The after-
noon train going south now loaves
Clinton at 4:15 p. m., instead of
4,10, and the train going west will
leave Clinton et 9:27 p. ni. instead
of 9:20 as formerly.
ANNIVERSARY in the Rattenbury
street Methodist church Monday
night. The church was crowded
and old and young enjoyed them-
selves. Total receipts $100.60.
FOR THE OLD COUNTRY. -We
had a call yesterday morning from
Mr. Robert Howard, contractor, of
Blyth. The gentleman loft ou the
noon train for London, Eng, where
he will spend the winter. It is
eight years since ho visited the
land -of --his birth. We wish him a
a safe journey.
SHOT THE WRORG Man. -Miss
McMurchy, of Norwich, who bad
vitriol thrown at her a few weeks
ago, is determined to become au
efficient shot, and a young man
named McDonald volunteered .to
teach her to fire with a revolver.
Word was received in the town to-
day that whilst the two were prac-
ticing a friend canto up, and in
handling the pistol it went off, and
McDonald was • shot in the leg.
The wound is a very serious one.
AT THE ANNUAL MEETING of the
Clintou Driving park Associationi
the following gentlemeh were elect-
ed directors: T. C. Doherty, D. B.
- Kennedy' 0. S. Doan, S. Copp, C.
.Andrews, J. Johnston, I. Ratten-
bury, D. Dickenson, L. Kennedy.
The old officers. were re-elected.
A surplus of $225 was shown and
arrangements inado to have it invest-
ed until next meeting. After con-
`gratulations on the success of the
Association iu stimulating the im-
provement of the finer class of
horses, and suggestions as to the
bestruode of tiirecting their efforts
iii, the future for the common
good the meeting was•adjourned,
FRIENDLY VISITORS. - Thursday
of last week we had a call from Mr.
T. S. Moorhpuse, of Bayfield,
genuine whole-soulod gentleman,
oue of the olden time. We were
glad to see him, and to renew ac-
quaintance'with his estimable lady
at the Rattenbury House whefe
they put up. It must have seemed
like old times to Mr: Moorhouse
when he looked around our office,
he having for years been in the
newspaper publishing business hint -
self -In the afternoon of same
day that prince of jovial Irishman,
take him physically or intellectually,
Mr. B. McCormack, of Goderich,
give us a warm hand shake. But
there is a dark lining to every
cloud, and though we were heartily
glad to see our old friend, we were
much grieved to learn of the cause
of his visit to our town -to accom-
pany tho remains of his deceased
brother-in-law, Rev. Fr. McManus,
to Goderich, which arrived by the
evening train from the south.
Though 11,13 agree to differ from Mr.
McCormack when he brings to bear
historical treasures from his well
stored mind, and by logical and
forcible application of them doesn't
" leave us a leg to stand upon " in a
conversational symposium, we can
strike hands with him in token
of thorough sympathy with him
and the friends of the late Fr. Mc-
Manus on the loss of so able, useful
and promising an ornament of his
church and race.
THE TOWN BESIEGED
BY
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EXHIBITION FREE !
-OF THE -
PRODUCTS
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MANITOBA.
The North-West Territories
and British Columbia.
-TfIE-
CANADIAN PACIFIC
EXHIBITION CAR
Will be at the undermentioned stations as
follows :
Ingersoll G.T.R. Station Deo. 5th
8.00 A. 0. TO 8.00 P. 0.
London G.T.R.Talbot St.Deo. 6th
8.00 A. 51 TO 8.000. '
Exeter G. T.R. Station, Deo. 7th
9.00 A. M. TO 0.00 P. M.
Hensall G.T.R.Station,Deo.7 & 8
7 -T11;6700 -P 0 TO 8.00 00, 8T11,8 A:11.TO 9.30k-M-
Wingham G. T.R. Station, Dec, 8th
11.00 A. 0. TO 100 0. 0.
Lueknow G.T.R.Station,Deo. 8th
4.00 P. 0. TO 8.00 P. 0.
Kincardine G.T.R. Station,Deo. 9th.
8.00 A. 0. T9 5.00 P. 0.
Clinton G.T.R.Station, Deo 10th
8.00 A. 0. T0800 0. 31.
All are cordially invited. Don't fail' to
seo the products of 1887.
• COUNTY Crimean, meets, Thuisday
of this week, at Goderich.
WHAT WE MAY F.YPT:CT
bet my boots,"said an old fellow'
from away out in Puslinch" on
Monday, speaking very emphati-
cally, if .not very elegantly -"I'll
bet my boots that thisisn't winter -
(it was cold that Monday, with,quite
a bit of snow'on the ground) -and
that 'winter won't set in until we
have heavy rains. I have lived
fifty years or more in Canada, and
I never saw winter set in before the
creeks and' sivainpa were well filled
with water. Why, just now there
ain't enough water in the creeks to
give the cattle a drink, while the
swamps are as dry as the barn floor.
Old Canada must be:mightily do -
moralized if winter iigoints to set-
tle down before these littrerthings, -
aro properly fixed up. But don't
you boys fret, we'll have soaking
rains yet before winter grips us
tight !" Hope our old friend is
right, but -well we guess we'd
better say nothing about it. -Galt
Reporter.
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-The contract for the harbor
improvements at Goderich, has been
let to David Porter, of Wiartott,
for tho sum of $17,000.
-Miss Dimsdale, the lady evengelist, is about, to begin a series of
special services in Victoria avenue
Methodist church, Chatham.
-Mr. E. F. Clark, of the Townto
Sentinel, is squarely in the field as
candidate for the Mayor's chair.
His chances of being elected are
said to bo excellent.
-Six hotel keepers are now
confined in the Middlesex County
Jail, five for breach of the Scott
Act and one for infraction of the
Crooks Aut.
-4r. David McKay of the 12th
concession of McKillop, dug a well
lately for Mr. Paisley of McKillop,
57 ft deep, stoned it and finished it
up complete in 7 days and a half
-Last week Mr. Thomas Carter
of Hibbeet, cut, eplit and piled ten
cords of long wood on the farm •E
Mr. L. Schohlice, 4th concession,
'Tuck °remit 11,,,j.it _two Ans.. and - a
half.
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It will pay every purchaser of Clothing to drive miles, to
see what we can do in the way of
Slylisk an We11I-Ilic Cid*
Our Prices are THE LOWEST in the County of Huron,
QUALITY and MAKE considered, and the best evidence
we can offer is the big quantity we are selling every week.
Or We Manufacture all Our Own Goods,
Which means a good deal to the purchaser in the matter
• of FIT and STYLE. Our
$0 & $10 Overcoats
Have had a wonderful sale agli they have been pro:
nounced over and over again to be THE CHEAPEST
GOODS IN THE COUNTY. Our
BOY'S OVERCOAT $2.50
Is worth the consideration of all buyers. It is really a
Great Bargain and should be seen to be appreciated. If
you want a • .
KNOCK -ABOUT SUIT
Come and see our
Wonderful $7.00 Suit!
JAOI(SON BROS
THE FAMOUS CLOTHIERS.
THE " HUB ."
Clothing House
Is showing a large stock of
interTweeds
Which for Price and Quality are good value. All who
are in need of a
Winter Suit, Overcoat, or Pair
of Pants,
Will find it to their advantage to call on us and compare
Prices and Workmanship before purchasing elsewhere.
Remember
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When looking for a Suit, as our prices are based upon
the lowest possible margin, our expense g of business are
light, so that we can afford to cut close and still remain
in the ring.
CI C. Rance k
- The Hub Clothing. floithe, Clinton.