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The Huron News-Record, 1887-11-02, Page 3lr • BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT.. CO alt;Uf..ESPONDLNI)L. JVe ;bill' at all times be pleased to receive itenii of news from our sub- scribers. We want a good corres- pondent in every locca1Uy, )out already represented, to SCUcl 555 RELIADLE'te teS. • SUBSCRIBERS. Patrons who do ;tot receive their paper regularly from the Barrier or thr)uyh their local post offices will confer a favor by reporting at this office at once. SubscriptiO)ts may commence at any time. ADVERTISERS. Advertisers will please bear iu 14ti)tcl that all "changes" of advertisements, to ensure insertion, should be handed in not later that MONDAY NOON (if each week. CIRCULATION. THE NEWS -RECORD lents u larger circulation than any other paper in this section, and cgs ass rt'lyd (•tis(:)ey medium has few equals in Ontario. Our boul•s arc open to those who ))lean business. JOB PRINTING. The Job Department of this jour- nal is one (f the beat erj'aipped i)t ii'estern Ontario, and a- superior Blass (f wool.' id gn«ranteed at ve)'t/ macerate rates. The Heron News -Record Wednesday. November 94 1887. For and About Women TPlli Mersa?;30,U.l1:1,iNn, 0 ,•.seat, soy gi:•1, with rusts iu her heal t, And love -light in her face, like those npgrown ; Full of still the;nus and thoughts that dienndilu:, oI.ait 1'fotn lits of solitude when nut alone ! „ Gay dancer over thrasholds of bright days. Tears quick to her eyes as laughter to her lips : A gauze of hide and -seek with 'filnc she Itlay'S '1'1nio hiding his eyes from her in bright eclipse. Q gentle willed ! -how dear and good she l4, Blessed by sort thews orf haapino+s and love ; ?galled in tenderest arms 1 Jler mother's kiss Seals all her good night prayers. Bur father's smile Brightens her mornings. Through -the Earth shell move Ilor child sweet soul, not fu 110nr lien - von the while t WELL SHAPED WOMEN. Art should, always be bused on nature, and no art is true \V1)i h thio$ not taka nature for its model. .\ perfect., aymmetrica1, healthy woman of live feet five inches• in height must comply with the fol. lowing 4talnfarll : Shoo should be 138 pounds at least; and could stand up to ten pounds more with. ,.out idljury to health or artistic per- fection. The distalice.bet ween the tips of her two u(idddle fingers when the arms are (:'tended 31101111 be exactly the samr+lin ton times the. 1,•11;;tit of her band, 01'.s••v011 told ;1. Malt tint•'3 ht• length of her foot,, d.l' list• tidies the Altimeter of herefiest. from tame arm pit to the other. The distance froul the ,j1111ctien of thighs ' to the .nroanf 4h0uld .be the same as fr'o(0 the former 1(0i"t to :the top of the kcal. The kuee 4liouid be exactly midway from tate .jun':tion of the thighs to the bottom of the them 'with. before they Wt( 1 tt tlil.F• vied ; if you would atop the luul- leago about whom you are going to have when number one is dead (such things wives may laugh at, but they sink deep sometimes) fewer wowee would seek for other sources of happiness. A DESPERATE WOMAN. A furious combat between Ulan and wife occurred at Paris, Prance, a few days age. ' One Lourie Dore, 29 years old, keeping a poultry stand, has suffet'ed much from her husband's eruelty, and obtained per- mission from the court to live apart from bun until! a decree of divorce which she expected should have been issued. Dore was satisfied and went to see her in the evening. The janitor would not let him in, and a free fight between the two teen followed. Airs. Dore, attract- ed by the noise came into the hall- way. Hardly had she Leen espied by Doris when he aimed a blow with an iron at her. frier thick chignon broke the force of the blow. But she got so exasperated that she seized a carving -knife and ,Halle nu attack upon her husband, inflicting eight Lad cuts in his face, neck, and arms before the j .nitor and other people sop (ratol thele. Dore mus taken to the h'lspital . The women were let go free by the court, accor- ding to the general rule id gallan- try followed Ly French ,ju,.tiett iu the eases of wom•'n against their lllinball(14. "SU, THANK ''U1•, •IIIM 1" ' They wet, when they %vote girl hurl hay, Going to school ono day, - A td, "Won't yon take vary pub, top, (1 Etr1" Was all that he could say. She bit her little pinafore, Close to his side she came She.. wl(i$peied "No, no, thank Toni," But to* it all the same. you: They met one day, the self sank, way, When ten swift years had Ilow•11 1108311, 'I've nothing batt my heart, But that is ,yours alone, And won't you take in ' heart ?" he said, And volt her hy her name She blushed and 81114, "Se, thank you, Tom," But took it all the saint% And twenty-, thirty, forty years Iiave brought them care anti joy ; Shchas the little 11(ug•top still tie gave her when a bay. "I've had no wealth sweet wife," says h1', "I've never brought yon fame" She whispers "No, no, thank you, Tum, "You've loved ale all .the same !,• DRESS 011 UNDRESS. The llbycue(t Of Cardinal 'Tasch(•r• eau from Premier (Ieruior's re• i:eptiOtt in the parliament buildings has caused some comment. The reason, es given on the best author. ity, is tnnst creditable to the rev. gentleman at the head of the !Heinen C,th0!ic Chureh in Canada.. The Cardinal, it 800.1115, 111(1 11144e kuowm Itis intention to the Hen. Mr. Mercier of accepting the invita- tion, but be learned subsequently that the ladies present would be for the most part in that style of dress, or rather undress, known as elecol- fete. His Eminence having, ever since he possessed high authority, taken strong grounds against a style apparently invented to bring decent women 314 near a4 possible to being; inJee+•lit, informed) the Pro. oder that as he did not wish to break ul, (ar•rang(4n'mt4 previously made, he would Simply absent him, self. It was evident, ton, that the Cardinal's• example had been fols lowed by numbers of his clergy, as not a single soutane wa Vf, ki:,.z '��!�,, `1 .) pre} ardtory tele tiess, and •as soot amongst the Many hundre68 prey as supper W33 over hie-1ocked hien sent. self in the library and began. He M.. sad Mi , Bowser I hope the public has not con- ceived the idea that bar. Boweor and I aro constantly -quarreling, "or that he is a failure as n husband. No family is happier than ours; and Mr. Bowser is one of the best hus- bands in the world. Ho is simply a little bit queer. That is, we haven't been married loug enough for ane to tone him down. Like many other young husbands he wears a much huger hat now than he will a couple of years hence, but that is a fault in- stead of an evil. The other eve- ning he canto home in a state of excitement, promenaded around the house with his nose iu lho air for a while and then inquired : • "1)id thou books conte up, Mrs. Bowser 1° "There was a package came up. Have you boeu getting another batch of useless books'!" "All books aro useless to some people, Mrs. Bowser ! 1f you wore like some wives I know ofyou'd en- courage your husband instead of insulting hifn." "Tell, I shall be glad to have you read every evening. History or polities I" "Neither. urat ury." "What I" "Mrs Bowser, 1 have been ad- vised by 111y, Itlrluv fi lends to take :a few lessons in olooutiou and de, livery, and to thud accept sumo of the numerous invitations tendered lac to a(1dl'ess this or that society or organization." "Richard Moses Bowser, you can't be 11) earnest 1" They are works on "'That's it ! Fell out at the to11 of yon%' voice alit! tell everybody in Detroit that my name is llichard Moses ! Maybe it sounds better than Major. Why shouldn't I pluck tho laurels from tho . field of oratory ? it' some people are satis- fied to grovel iu the dust they needn't try to prevent others from soaring in tho clouds." "1,ut you have no presence -110 voice "I haven't o1, 1 .I was present enough, and While myself pretty well understood when I asked your hand in marriage 1 Von don't know ale, 'Mrs. Bowser. Soo )r here. And he drew himself up to his final height, which is a trifle over five filet, swelled Isis stomach out, and as ho lifted himself up on his toes Ire waved his arm and began "Gentlemen may :cry peace, peace, but there is no peace. The next Walt+ w' -hick sweeps front the North will bring to us the clash of arms," "Yes, 1[I'. T)owsei', but your vale° is squeaky, and you are \'el3', very short. Please give it up. 1 should feel awfully had it' you made a failure." -` "Sri-ueaky voirto 5 \,ery, very khort ! 'Lake- a failure•' Mrs. Bowser, you want to choke me oft', Ind you can't do it 1 You will yet ,bo deafened by the' plaudits of the multitude %rho closer may' ol•atory.". He had five or. six books of t S1100C110P, dialogues and lessons in TARES THE LAW IN HER•OWN HANDS. heel. Mrs. D. W. Moody, a teacher of • The distance from the elbow to the dress niaking, entered the office of -tip of the' middle finger should be the John C. Hanover, a Cincinnati real sane as from the elbow t,,0 the middle estate dealer, accompanied lty her line of the'chest. From the top of the brothers, and administered a severe head to the shin, with the head cowhiding to Hanover. She cha'g• posed naturally, should? bo the satue ed Hanover with having slandered as from the level of the chill to the her, and notified hint that she arm -pits, or from thtt heel to the would repeat the punishment every • tip of the large toe. The bust of time ho repeated the slander. , the"woman• of the height named , • -- - should be forty-three inches meas. ul`rneut over the artal4, and the -An odd pair of twins was Inn 11 at the Summit County (Ohio) firfu•ary, one of the' babies bring Clack and t he. 011101' white. •-_.About a year ago a young marl natnetl Saunders, living in Huntington, Cal,, stabbed his sweet heart in the chest with a sword sane:. The girl apparently recov- ered, hut surgeon has ,justsucceeil• ed in extracting from the girls' hilly R pier,• of blade more than six inches lung. 1t was taken front her back, broken rend first, showing that it diad turned etimpleteIy around singe she was stabbed. -A ?lolly, \Leh., matt has ,just acknewo(dgo 1 e tare ((111 joke of which he was the vi13(.iin. Last winter be had wlutt i4 known as 1( horrible cold, when a friend advis- ed him to take a 4troug whiskey toddy and soak his feet in lie water. before retiring. Ilo carried out the al'\ ica to the letter and was having a delightful doze when bis wife left him to go to bed. At 3 o'cloek the nett morning Fthe awoke to find him still dozing,' while his feet were firmly held in the pail by not less thean an inch of ice. Strayed or Stolen. waist twenty.four The upper part of the arm should ha frtin thirteen and it half to folr- (13 11 iliehn.4, and the wrist six inches. The ankle should be six inches, the calf of the leg fourteen, and the Wes twenty -lite. Any woman of the height mentioned who has these 1(1 asurnlne.nts can congratulate leers self on having as perfect a form as the Creator aver ((lade. Of course, tits tn•opn•rtifns vary with the bei4ht, . !'RAISE YOUR WIEE, MAN. Praistl your wife, man ; for pity's sake give, •1ler a little encourage - 'molt ; it -'mist hurt her. She doesn't expect it ; it will Blake her eyes optic wi-ler titan they have for the best ten years ; but it will do her good for all that, and you, too. ')'here aro Many wonae.n to -flay thirsting for a word of praise anal encouragement. You know that if the floor is clean, labor has been performed to snake it so. You know that if you can take from your drawer n clean shirt when, ever you want it, somebody's fin - gets have toiled. \Vhy don't you come out with it0 Hearty, "Why, how pleasant you make things look t. fs," or "1 nal obliged to you for taking so much pains." if you gave one Hundred and'sixtieth part of the compliments you almost shocked cop I„ PROPERTY FOR SALE OR ppp 11I,.tui IsrN'r--Advertisers will find "Th0 News Record" one of the best nnvliam(4 In tho County of Moron. Advertise in "pm, Nnns•lltrv401'-•'rbe trouble Cireldhltiea Tanis to Thousands. (fates as low as any. was still going it when I went 'to bed, and at midnight 1 was awaken- ed to Sae hint before the glass on the dresser and to hoar him say- ing ; "I tell 3'olt,•gen110mlen, that 1110 bulwarks of Anierican liberty .are tottering to their foundations, 0 fors more such acts as thesn and -a low Blore -a few more -a, fess more suet) aet8 as -i18-" "If you wake the baby ile may have cramps," I said. ?Jr. 1,owser was s0 1IId ignant that he, would not utter a word in reply, our did he address 111e until after (?inner next day. Ifo corltiu- tftlued his labors for as week or ten days, ranging in his outburst of oratory from "The Dying Child" to "An Appeal for Liberty." Then, from wltrtt 1 could overbear, I mule up my mind that lie was preparing an address for it . special occasion: lie couldn't keep the news to hitu- sell, but soon informed ((13 that he was t0 80011 11/411'058 the Young ,\leu's Liberty Club. "Mr. Bowser, ploaso give it up. If you should Blake a failure of it yon would feel far---" "Aralen a failure of' it? Mrs, dowser, you don't know me! Just attend to .painting your old pottery and drumming on the piano :Intl 1 will take care ofinysolf 5' I pity the poor elan when I look backlover those days, Ho wrote and re -wrote. I think he prepared as many as six or 800011 addresses before he got Ono to suit, and ho spent at least fourteen horn's per day trying to eo111111it, it to memory. Ho looked upon lee as his enemy and refused to- have any further conversation on the subject until the day of evening when 11e was to speak. Then being apparently very nervous, he remarked , "Do youthing my voice has inn- proved 4" 4#1 hope it "There you go I Do your best •to discourage ale 1" "Mr. Bowser, eau'% I prevail ou you to give up this idea of Making au address to -night?" "Never 1 if I'0au succeed with my wife seeking to drag mo down the honor will be all the greater." At midnight they brought Mr. Bowser home in a hack. Ho 10as iu a nervous chill. Ho went upon the platform to deliver his address and began : "FELLow CITIZENS-Letme as• sure you that I highly appreciate the great honor paid me by this .club in selecting -in choosing -in picking me out to deliver -deliver -111 picking me out -111--1n--" That was as far as ho got, ono buy yelled out: "Go it, Shorty !" and others told hint to take his nose orf, put a brick uu his tongue, etc., and he broke right dowue The papers next morning charitably rel'raiued from even mentioning his 1)30130. I wa:3 looking to see if anything was said, when Mr. Bowser cltulo (town to breakfast, I smiled at. him kindly, but Ise shook elle fist at the baby and the other at tall and hoarsely replied : "It's all right -all right, out 1'11 pay you off if I have to wade in gore knee-deep." • Gone Wrong Again. Tho (Globe ,fly's :-Phillip A. Hertz, bookkeeper ut' the Willard'. Tract Depository 00111(•1, of YWl3e and Tonlperelce streets, Toronto, has gone to li111f,tIu. {{kart'!. l0 .I German between forty -live and fifty years o1' age- Ho was mar - tied, and lived with his %rife at 339 la(evis street, but since his depar• tore Mrs. 1lertz hits taken up for residence in Hamilton. 501110 years ago ho served pint of a term, fur a criminal offence in the Cen- tral Prison. \\'bile there his con- duct was good and he appeared to have been truly 0011 vetted, Uu leaving prison he was given um p.loymlout at rho Grand Trunk sht:ol.5 and worked there industriously until he obtained employment as clerk iu the Depository. There. Ito worked up to the position of book- keeper and SU wurutLd himself into the good grace, of the manager - the hate 11r. Briggs --that he gave hint endivel of the finances of the concern. Hertz also worked • his way up to the office 'of deacon in Knox church, ant? was .1s a president of one of the societies in connec- tion with it. During, the past week. his business tl'ausai'tious at the Depository were looked upon with suspicion. On Tuesday 'last Mr. ilriggs, temporary manager of the Repository went to Brantford. lu his' absence l[ortz was warned of t110 impending investigation of his accetlnts and, he promised to explain. matters to the President, Mayor Rowland, and make amends. But instead of doing se he took about e150 in cash from the :')fe, left the store at throe o'clock in the after- noon on Tuesday, and took the night, train for Buffalo. 41I1, Briggs was mnch•surprisesl when he returned from Brantford to hear 0i Hertz's sudden dcpartu:0, though ho previously suspected that the accounts were not all right. •Mr. Briggs Stat about straightening out the )books,•' but at last rtccouilts he Was unable to form any -idea of the amount of LLertz's shortage. \Vita► the Gash Liken of Tuesday they 'believe it will be be between three and four hundred ,dollars. Hertz is supposed to bo in .i3ufftlo. -The latest "fad" is the intt.r.•st attached•to. the finding of an Bid button Ohne. \uo are toll, with great s;ucerity, that if it young girl on Hefting nn' 30111(1 count the but-_ Loos renaioilg on it alio would be able to tell exactly the number of years which w'ou'ld (lapse' before her mai riage, each !Bann representing one year. IL i8 looked 01(011 38 a .great misfortune (by the credulous) to find a 41tnt' minus buttons, CI Iif;D MY 11. B. 13. \MIEN ALL ELSE: l'AILFD lir. Samuel Allan, of 7.isle, Ont., states that he tried all the doctors in his locality while suffering for years with Liver anti kidney trouble; nothing b.anefitodl hire until he took 13u1'dock Blood Bitters, four bottles of which cured 111111. 4G8,•,5t 1 il1L HEADS, NOTE If ads, Letter heads, 'tags, Statenunts, (:hralars, Ilusiness. Cards, Envelopes, Prr(gramnlost eta., cte. , printed in a workman• like manner and at low rates, n, 'rine NEw'fi•11ECORn osier', Farm, :-: Town, -•ANn--- VILLAGE PROPERTY FOR SALE. ri\Hls' EXECUTORS AND TRUSTEES of the Estate of the Into Josrrrl Hata offer for sale the following valuable property, namely : Building Lot. numbers 420 and 421, in the Town of Ooderlch, quarter of an acre each, fairly fenced and vury desirable for building purposes. Hall acre Lot fronting Mill Road, Township of Ooderich, being part of lot 3 h1 the Maitland Concession of the said Township. Ntcu frame cottage and frame stable. Lot number 3, south side of Millar street, lien• miller, quarter of an acre. Small frame dwell - 104. Building Lots numbers 803 and 304, in tl•e Town of Cliutou, quarter of an acro each, bean• tifully situated ou south side of Huron street; fairly fenced. The Past Ilalf of Lot 22, con. 14, west Wawan osh; good land, 80 acres cleared and fenced, re. inlander timbered; about 4 miles from Lucknow and 6frent \VLtgham; good roads. , For further particulars apply to E. CAMPION, 410.1f Barrister, Goderich, *1^-�- •oar,-�,-..�'^ta+ A.P�.C�.NN�,�iT9 -'1'1fE LE.aDINC- FUNERAL DIRECTOR -AND- EMBALMER, Red Rocker Store, ALBERT ST. CLINTON. GAN'S iF • Unapproached for Tone and Quality. CATALCOUES FRSE, BELL & CO.i� Guelph, alta NEWSPAPER LAWS We call the special attention of post nesters and ''subscribers to the following synopsis of the newspaper laws :- 1-A postmaster is required to give aet11l: I1Y LI1.1701I1. (returning a paper does not answer the law) whe11 a snbseriltcr'do8 not take his paper out of •tile office, and ;tate the reason for its not being taken. Any neglect to do so makes the postmaster responsible to the publishers for payment, 2-1f 311(3% person oriiars his paper lis. •oitinuotl, he must pay all a'rcartges, of the publisher luny continue to send it until payment in Blade, and collect till whole amount, whether it be taken iron the ollitt0 or net. There van be no legs. discoutiuntu100 until the payment is made 3 -Any person who takes a paper from the, post -office, whether directed to bit 101010 nr atntler, 01' whether lie ha, sub 0eribed or not, i4 responsible for the pal', 4-•II'a subscriber Ord01s his paperte be stopped at a curtain time, Bud the publish er continues to seed, it the 4nbMeriber is biln8t1 to pay for it if ho takes it out of ib post•oflice. This proceeds upon the gronn that a mat mint tsar' fur what he 1(004 05 tr seri» the Division Court in Caderich at the November sitting a newspaper put - 11slier sued for poyof'paller. The defcnc• ant objected paying on the ground that he had ordered a former prnln•iet0r of the paper to diseoniinno it. 1 hr ,103;3(. held that Hutt was not a valid defence. The plaintiff, the present proprietor, had no notice to di500ntinno and etnlseaueutly ,^.null vetiver, although it w•as not denied that defendant hail 11(11(11)1 former pro. prietol• to diseontinne. In any event defendant (('3M hound to • pay for the fin e he hail received the paper and until he had paid all arrears due for (3114crlption, ( III11CI1 I)IREC'I'ORl. St. Pant s Chnrr41.-14ervines on Sunda} et 11 a:m. inti 7 p. n1. Bible. Class, 10 a.m. Suntl•(y• School, 2.30 p.m. survive 00Wednesdal•, 3 p.m Rev. w'ILIAA31 Caeta, 11.D., Rector nattenbury Street Methodist.- Serviced, at 10.30 a, n1, and 7.00 p. n(. Sabbath Scho,.1 nt 2.80 p. Ill. Itis. Int. Rennie., r Pastor. Canada Pros14•terlan _Survives at ll 3,n(. an.i 8.30 n. n1 Sabbath Snhool, 2;30 p. ret, PAY ALKx. STRWA ar, I'astor. Ontario Street Methodist:- Services at 10,30 a. m. and 7,00 p, 111. Sab elth Hausa, 2.80 0,111. Rsr. iv. W. SrAnIlxo, Pastor. Baptist Charch.-Service at 11.30 1+, m, Sah bath School, 2,30 U, 111. illi' J. OR 80 Pastor, CASH HIDES, SHEEPSKINS, TALLOW, &o. Highest market price p'1id. Brin them along. A. COUCH, BUTCHER CLINTON. 3.5001 f SPECIAL NOTICES. PIMPLES I will 11 (11(rmsr.) the rocipt for a siMph, (I OKTAULs 13A1.41 that will Its3u vr. 'raw, Flt?: KLos, 11)1(10,4 and 1Io'reall4, leaving the skin soft, clear cud buauti ful; also iustrttctluns fur pruduentg a luxuriant growth of hair 011 a bald head nr smooth face. Address, including ac stump. 11EN. VA N DELF'4 CO., 00 Ann street, N. Y. 302y MA6'',9HOOD Restored. A (cuticueu int‘ u 1' innoetatl) coo• tracted the h nblt of self.tdmee in his 3 or th, and to colstquenve sullen:41 all l'110 beggars est Sexual 10capacit.‘, loot Manhood, 1•h3sitai Idoca) (len. era Prostration, etc., will, out of syu(uthy for his fellow sufferers laud free the recipe by wWell hu wn., lir;rlly oared Address in col titichro J. W. PIN NEW, 42 Cedar. \aw York 4t... 302. '11 v. eu;,tti to0 =- El - O U -. 1-4 N Wc5t~ O tJ, co 0 4.% 0 b :74 ' C t -,,_'U cc o cd GLOTHING. ABRAHAM SMITH., Market Square, - WEST AT ENGLAND SU11'- INGS & TI OUSEL INGS, SCO'hc'1{ TWEED SLTITINGS & THOUS I1INGS, FRENCH AN1) ENGLISH WOld- ,.STIR CLOTI•IS,. ?)furl± :up in Best Style and 1I'o13/- 10 4 5 10 14 1p Ut Abraham Smith's. Nuts •fit 8t04 01435 of Ilia ehc'ctpeel and ?test stocks .of WINTER CLOTHING AND CLOTHS. A Full Line of GENTS' FUR- NISHINGS always in stook, , ° ' J 1/ tell/ pall you to call ou 1IBBAHAM SMi•TH. ATTENTION FARMERS Implements f Implements AicCOJ1111CK SEL.le'-BiN.i)E11S, HEA PEES, 11 OW E LIS, SEEi) DRILLS, 11O1.1SE i1AKE't PLOWS, CU'l"!'INO BON l+.S, StIEi1Li'IIS, ETC., ETC., And all -Implements used 0n a farm as Good as the Best, and a. Cheap ae the Cheapest, at J. B. WEIR'S IMPLEMENT WAJI1:ROOAIS, CLINTON. ONTARIO 1,•