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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1887-09-28, Page 3ro ww'ww y �q. BUSINESS ,ANNOUNCEMENT. .4pititmEtToNDENvE, We ivot it all times be pleased to receive isms of news from, our sub- -scribers. We want a good corres- pondent in every locality, not already represented, to send us RELIABLE news. SUBSCRIBERS. >f'cttron8 who do not receive their paper regularly from the carrier- or thraugh their local post offices will confer a favor by reporting at this once at once. Subscriptions may commence at cony time. 'ADYER.TrSERS- Advertisers will please bear in mind that all "changes" of advertisements, to ensure insertion, should be handed in not later than MONDAY NOON of each week. CIRCULATION. THE NEWS -RECORD 'lta8 a lamer circulation than any other paper in this section, and as an advertising mediicnt has few equals in Ontario. Our books are open -to .those who mean business. JOB PRINTING. The Job Department of this jour- nalis '•one of the best equipped in Western Ontario, and a superior class of worse is guaranteed at very moderate rates. The Huron News -Record Wednesday, Sept. 28th, 1887 For and About Women. LOVE; M1? NOW. If you're ever going to love 100, Love ale now while I can know All the sweet and tender feelings Which from real affection flow. ' Love me now while I am living— Do not wait till I ala gone, And then chisel it in marble— Warm love -words on ice-cold stone, It you've dear, sweet thoughts about ole, Why not whisper them to me? Don't you know'twoukd make me happy, And as glad as glad can be ? If you wait till I am sleeping. Ne'er to waken here again, There'll be wails on earth between ns, And I couldn't here you thea: If you knew some one was thirsting For a drop of water sweet, Would you be so slow to bring it ? Would yon step with laggard feet ? There are tender hearts a71 rotund us, Who are thirsting for our love •,Shall we begrudge to them what Heaven Has kind'y'sent us from above? I won't need your kind caresses When the grass grows o'er my face ; I won't crave your love or kisses In my last low resting -place. So, if you do love me any, Ifits but a little bit, I'd rather know it now, while I Can, living, own and treasnle it. TIIE MAGNETISM OF IT. It's a pretty cold blooded thing to scientifically analyse and describe a kiss, but Harry T. Finck does it ; and he seems to feel the magnetism of the subject, by the way he con - eludes : ".Kissing, like every other fine arty has its sensuous and its imaginative or intellectual ,side. Of all harts of the visible body the lips are the most sensitive to cons tact. TIere the layer in wltieli the nerves anti blood vessels are cona tailed is not covered over as else- where on the skiti, but covered with leathery epithelium, so that when lips are applied to lips the blood vessels which carry the vital fluid straight from the two loving hearts and the soul fibres, called nerves, are brought in alnlr'st immediate contact, whence that interchange of soul magnetism, that electric shock which makes the., firt mutual kiss of love the sweetest moment in life." MR. MONTGOMERY STAYED AT HOME. Mr. Ferguson Montgomery has recently been staying out late o' nights. Mrs. Montgomery has - wept a good deal and protested some• what, but Ferguson has always had very good excusrls. "Are yon going down town to night, Fergy, dear? sho asked the other evening. "Um —yen, I've gat to go down to attend to Finnie business," replied Mr. Montgomery. "Will you be out late?" "1 don't know. Don't tit up for 010, dear, and don't worry. I may=. be detained." "Oh, you needn't burry, home," said Mrs. Mor,tgon'ry, U 1eonccr•• nedly. • "Why ?" demanded Ferguson. "Oh, I expect Charlie Howard over to spend the evening with me. You remember Charlie, don't you ? Such a dear' delightful fellow, and to attentive to me before I was married. Don't wor i•y about get ting Home early, dear." STANDING UP FOR HER SEX. In the first place, writes "Only a Girl," in the Louisville Courier - Journal, we are tout tha t awonlan's brain weighs, on an average, five ounces less than plan's, and that "we should he prepared, on anatom, ical grounds, to accept her inferior- ity as a foregone conclusion." But we are not prepared, and though woman's brain may weigh five ounces less than man's, I insist that it is a higher, a finer, and a far uliire cieliFate WOO. And insist also that women is not only naau'e equal hot bi4 superior. for, in the order Of creation, we hsece Out, the "heavens and the earth," the things without life; then thelowest form of Life --plant Ijfe ; then the next higher form—animal life; then man les greeted. -animal and spiritual ; Wen comer woman, in whom the spiritual nature is greater than in wan. And it is this-predoininence 04 8064;10 nature :whigh Con.etittltea her superiority over man. 'As to 'accepting woman's inferiority on anatomical grounds, they are the very grounds on which rests gine of the strongest proofs of the higher nature. Has a creator, full of wis- dom and consistency, Made two caskets for his jewels and placed the most. precious genes in the coarser and less delicate casket ? Nay, verily, God, who created all things, is a God of wisdom and con- sistency, and for the higher and most godlike nature has fashioned the most beautiful forut. • To whom has the all -wise Creator intrusted the chief responsibility in the formation of the minds—of-the generations of wen ? To women ; and it is she who first teaches the baby eyes to look upward for help and strength ; she who teaches the innocent lips of embryo Ulan to offer up prayers of praise and thanksgiving co the God who made and keeps him. To man the Lord has given bodily streu;tth that Ile may supply the material wants of lean in his helpless infancy and courage that he may defend hint. ' To women he has given strength of soul and a loving, sympathetic heart that she may minister to the immortal spirit. Which, say you, has the noblest, the Most important task ? HOW TO LEARN THE ART OF KISSING, Kissing may be said to be like swimming. Tho kisser must abate- don bau•clow himself wholly to the business —close his eyes, as it were, and trust, to the Natural buoyancy of hit body to recover himself after , the. ecstatic plunge. A girl takes to kissing as kitteus take to sport, with a natural apti— tude for the quintescence of its de- light. Under the tuition of any girl the most bashful youth soon learns the operation of the lips, and once learned, the art is never lost. No rules can be given for the pursing or the placing of the lips. The suggestion that it U11Rl1t be practised before the mirror •is not worth considering; .as there is an intellectual process in. the artistic development of a kiss which cannot be simulated or invoke.! save under the eye of the owner of the lips that invite and under the tender spells that transforms those same lips into the one object in all the world tliat the lover yearns to taste. The sign of a right sort of a kiss in unmistakable. 'There isa moue. ting color in the cheek and a softer glitter in the eyes that tells the story with youth or Maid. There iy a story that the Moustache plays a leading part in the •perfect kiss, but tills mast be a matter of opins ton, as Byron—,i ho was so fond of kisses, longed to have all the kiss, abli; lip§ ihthe world made into 000 tnoutll that he alight kites it—had no moustache. Julius Ctesar, too, who dropped into kissing as a re- laxation, had no beard. Indeed, the chronicles of kissing would pro- bably show that the bearjless gal- lants, whose kissing made the hap- piness of the queens of old, were clone the less efdilctive with lips that knee no beard. • Irish Ire. At the, Mitchellstowo inquest Mr, Harrington complained that a Dub, lin paper • had • declared that the police would be justified in making him acquainted with the particulari ties of a horse pond. The language, he said, was an incitement to the police to commit violence, and the Court should not pernlitsuch langus age to be used with impunity. Mr. Murphy, while not ,justifying tate course, of the paper, considered that Mr, Harrington, by calling Sergeant Ryder a murderer and a villein, provoked comment. Such language -rad -never -been uttered without' meeting reproof in any Court in the civilized world. " Mr. lIarrington retorted that he should continue to use the sante lauguage. The Coroner deprecated the re- tort. Witnesses were called, who de. fended Mr.. Harri ngton's attitude. Sergeant Ryder was then recalled. In the course of his testimony he said : "Mr. lIarrington called me a murderer, „scoundrel, and ruffian, and said be would kick me off my chair.,' Harrington—"I call you a liar in addition to scoundrel, when you ntalte such a statement, and I will call you murderer again before T have done with you, and I will get foe you the punishment of a murderer." Jofn1 Dillon also testifi- ed to -day, as a witness of the riot on the 9th inst., in the inquest over the victims of the police firing. English Praotivability Fro a firttt•class carriage in Ger many an Englishman- was ottserva ed to be constantly putting his head out of the window. The train was going fast, and a sudden gust of winct "blew off' Isis, hat. With a frightful exclatmation he took down his hat box and hurled it after his hat. Then he sat down and mulled on his fellow passengers, but of course did not speak. The Ger' mans roared with laughter, and one of them, indulging in an expletive, exclaimed : "You don't - expect your hat box to bring• hock your bat do you 1" " I do," said the Englishman. "No name on the hat—full name and hotel address on the box. They'll be found together, and I shall get both. Do you see now ?" Then those Germans 5131• sided, and Raid they ulweys bad con- sidered the English a great and practical nation. ' Taken at his Word. "I s'pose you'd take a man's last cent for a drink here !" exclaimed a respectably dressed individual with a red nose as he walked in and lean- ed on the bat' of a Railroad Palace saloon. "With pleasure," replied the affable attendant. The first speaker ordered a glass of brandy, which he quaffed with an appre- ciative gurgle followed by a smack of the lips. Reaching down into his pocket the customer resurrected a red penny, laid it on the counter and astonished the bartender with the two words ; :'Last one." A Curious Wager. \Vhen Sheridan was hard tip for cash, ile used to make his wit earn the means of subsistence ; and he could accomplish this in no better way then by laying wagers with the Prince Regent. A discussion once arose as to the respective walking capabilities of turkeys and geese; and the wit expressed himself very incredulous of the assertion that turkeys would walk twice as far as geese in a given space of time. He affected to believe that geese could be driven as fast on the road as turk- eys; and the thing appeared so very absurd that the Prince instantly laid hitn a heavy wager that such was not the case. Sheridan however, knowing the„ "early -to -bed" habits of turkeys, took care to arrange for a long distance to be traversed, and to fix the period of trial late in the afternoon.,The consequence was that eveninset in before the rival flocks had anything like arrived at their destination, and, although the turkeys outstripped the geese at first, as the shades of night fell they refused to be driven forward, and got flying up ou to the branches of the trees at the roadside. The geese however were driven steadily for- ward to the goal, and the Prince, as usual, lost itis wager. Broach Of Marriage Contracts Adieus for breach of promise of maraiago are not usually Sup- posed to bo of any great antiq ii y, butactions for breach of contrast of marriage can really bo traced back to the middle. •of the fifteenth cen- tury. Mr: L. R. Bird; F. S. A:, has• lately been investigating some of these cases ; and ho has 11 ritten art article on the subject which appears in a receut number of the Antiquary. The first case referred to is a com- plaint •profei'i•ed to tho Cardinal Archbishop of Canterbury, Chan- cellor of England between the years 1452 and 1454, by Margaret Gardy• nor and Alice Gardyner—presutn• ably her daughter—against one .Toho Keche of Yppealvych, who, after receiving ten marks from Mar- garet and twelve•fronl Alice, on the condition that h0 married the latter, tools to lvifo Joan Tlloys, "to the great docoyt of the said suppliants and ageynro all reason and cons- cienee." —ltev. Jaur':s Gray, of Stirling, a a delegate to the meeting of the Kingston .Presbytery, left his win- dow opera the other night and anode nu0 entered and stole his gold watch aad chitin, his overcoat and money. —Margaret 'Martin, a youthful looking Scotch woman, living on •Bay St!Hamilton, gof'tout a warrant against her husband William • nn Saturday for rtisor'tleIly • conduct It seems that lately William etas been coming home late and insists on go - .ging to bed with his Loots sm. As they aro top boots with hob nails and otherblittle clsjectionable charac teristics likely to render them a nui,auce in a family coish, Mrs. Martin's action could hardly he • wondered 01. however, aftr r the warrant was got out. \Villiam went around and mane tbingo solid with his spouse and evinced remorse re- garding the boot episode and Mrs, Martin immediately releented and come down to lit ve the warrant with- drawn, but when the blind goddess gots on Mlle war path she never comes off until! she gets blood or its equivalent ; so• William With arrest. ed Saturday nftornoon and he and the obnoxious boots, which will act as chief witnesses for the prosecut- ion on 'Monday, were conveyed to No. 3 station. ',,rig WT.' FIEF$ I,?OINI.11.i. --The Welland Tribune says The condemned liquor seized at the Frazer House recently was destroyed by Inspector Thompson on Tuesday last. The whole amount was valued at $250, including bottles, cases, &e. --A witnessin a Scott Act case appeared in Court at Teterboro' the other day wearing -a rusty corkscrew for a butten hole bouquet. The corkscrew was to slow lie was will- ing, and the rust showed he didn't get the chance. --Robert Kerr, a man employed by the G. T. R. at Sarnia, was found dead in his heti yesterday morning by his wife's side. It appears he had been hove on a visit to his family, who live in Stratford, in the nighborhood of the station. Heart disease was assigned by the doctor as the cause of death. An inquest was not thought neces- sary. —Thr Montana Legislature last winter authorized a bounty of 10 cents for prairie dogs end 5 cents for ground squirrels, and to date the territory has paid for 698,671 greeted squirrelsancl 153,709 prairie dogs, or a total of $50,000. The Bounty Act had exhausted the money in the treasury, and was rapidly running the territory into debt. The Governor, with permiss- ion of the President, •called a special session and the law was repealed —The Cardwell Sentinel finds space for the following yarn :— "Eleven of the leeenansville girls went up to the townline one night fast week for a walk, intending to .lump . into Joe Kelly's wagon awl have a ride home, which they did. Meanwhile SO1110 good but not gallant young men placed some 40 or 50 rails across the road at inter- vals of about tell feet apart. Joe cattle aloug the down grade at a lively trot, and as the girls were all sitting on the bottom of the wagon hox,a good opportunity was afforded of picking out the best voices, a continuous scream teeing kept. up from the back line to the stopping point." —Leonard Kern, who is at pre- sent lying in Woodstock gaol await- ing removal to tho penitentiary to serve a term of two years for the larceny of some buggy wheels, made two attempts, to break gaol on Saturday night and Sunday. On Saturday night he attempted to quarry a hole through the wall of his cell, but had no more than a few bricks removed when he was detected,. On Sunday morning he made a Udder attempt. IIe made a rope 'by tearing his straw mattress into strips, which he knotted care- fully together, and this not being long enough he tore up some of his towels to complete the rope. •A hook made out of au iron rod,about eighteen inches long, was attached securely by moans of it shoestring to the end of the rope. After the prisoners were let into the yard on Sunday morning Karn threw the hook over the wall, where it caught in the shingles and retained a firm hold. Ife at once began to climb, and was within two feet oldie top when he was noticed by Turnkey Ross. Mr. Ross • could not reach him,but a few vigorous tugs at the rope made Print release his hold and he fell to the ground. —At Buckiughant,Ottawa coupty, s01t10 book agents came very -near ly oohed .by a mob. It ap- pears that in Juno last book agents canvassed that section of the country for at‘ Picturesque Canada," and secured subscribers all through the district on the plea, it is stated, that th'o book would be delivered in 60 cent numbers, subscribers to bo • at liberty to refuse receiving the work if they were -not satisfied with the first samples. The canvassers, how- ever, in. eaeli•case secured signatures to printed. forms, which tliey pro- duced. A few days ago five hardy - looking men calve around to deliver the work and make collections. Instead of single numbers they brought the entire work, 36 num- bers, and demanded payment in full, amounting to $21.60. It ajl- peared that the printed forms, which were supposed to be mere orders for sample numbers, con- tained an agreement to take the whole work anal pay the whole $21.'60. It is alleged that the can- vassera, in getting these notes signet!, kept the $21.60 part folded back. Some of the people took legal advice, but were informed that they had ao recourse. • Their dissatisfaction took another diroc- tiou one morning. A number of the aggrieved collected at the \Vindsor hotel, in Thick intim)), Where the five collectors were stay- ing, and demanded their notes. The collectors refused to give them up. The crowd thrashed them soundly, but the collectors held out until a rope was brought out and lynching threatened. Then the unlucky agents delivered up the notes and the crowd toxo them up and dia. parsed. RELIABLE TESTIMONY. Mr. John 1t. Wright, representing 'Messrs, Evans, Sons ,C5 Mason, whole- sale druggists, Montreal, says—Nasal Balm curled me of a long standing case of Catarrh after many other re- medies failing. 460.41 "I f 0, I'MSO TIRED Drudgery of FRUIT CANNING ! WI3X, C4, -C, TC, ROBSON'S .'. CHINA .6. HALL AND PROCURE, THE PURITAN FRUIT JAR, THE MOST PERFECT SELF -SEALER in the inarket. With it Fruit Canning isa real luxury. t 'Be sure and ask for the Puritan Fruit Jar. Sole agent for Clinton We also sell the GEMMJJAtR at bottom prices. ^� 8 C7HTN A �3AI,T,, ca.arrI'ON. IMPORTANT AtiORCIMINT. In returning thanks to my many friends and patrons for prat patronage, 1 woule like to call their special attention to my very complete stock of HARNESS, WHIPS, CURRY COMBS, BRUSHES, ETC., ETC, Special attention is directed to my stock of :SINGLEa a HARNESS': am " It will be Lound very complete, and for durability and finisb cannot be escelled by any one. As I employ none but the best workmen, and use the best material to be bought in the market, all who may favor me with their pntronage,tuny feel confiden of getting satisfaction. ,PRICES AWAY DOWN. Trunks and Valises in great variety and Prices Low. GEORGE A. SHARMAN Farm, :-: Town, —AND— VILLAGE PROPERTY FOR SALE. 'mile EXECUTORS AND TRUSTEES of the .L Estate of the late Joslru HERR offer for sale the following valuable property. namely ; Building Lots numbers 420 and 421, in the Town of Oodoriul], quarter of an acre each, fairly fenced and very desirable for building purposes. Halt acre Lot fronting Mill Road, Township of Goderich, being part of lot 3 in the Maitland Concession of the said Township. Nice frame cottage and frame stable. Lot number 3, south side of Millar street, Bon• hiller, quarter of an acre. Snail frame dwell. In,r. Building Lots numbers 803 and 804, In the1 Town of Clinton, quarter of an acre each, beau. 1 - til'ully situated on 80001 side of Huron street; fairly fenced. The East Halt of Lot 22, con. 14, West 1Vawan osh; good land, 50 acres cleared and fenced, re. minder timbered; about 4 mUes from Lucknow and 6 from Wingham; good roads, For further particulars apply to E. CAMPION, 410•tf Barrister, Godertch. .._...„ __,.,_. "iii.EGLA L'' 1.5-6-2 INGZIAu .p":.fl,/,(=.4=_....1,i,.„.., Unapproached for Tone and Quality. CATALOGUES FREE. BELL & CO, Guelph,out, N'E WS PA P E R LAWS 1Va call the special attention of Post Wasters and subscribers to the following synopsis of the newspaper laws• 1—A • postmaster is required to r,�o+,ive notice BY Lsrrsr. (returning a paper i toes cot answer the law) when a subscriber does not talcs his paper oat of the office, and mate the reason for its not being taken. Any neglect to r10 s0 makes the postmaster responsible to the publishers for payment. 2—If any person ortlel's his paper ilis- .toutinucd, he must pay all arrearages, 03 the' mlblisher may continue to send it until' payment is made., and collect tin whole amount, whether it he taken frotr the office or not. There can be no legs,: discontinuance until the payment is made 3—Any _person who takes a paper frorr. the post -office, whether directed to hit name or another, or 'whether ire has sub, scrih,ad or not, is responsible for the pay. 4—If a subscriber orders his paper t.oh, stepped at a certain time, and the publish er continues to send, it the subscriber bound to pay for it it' he takes tt nut of th post -office. This proceeds upon thegronm that a roan ,must pay fur what he uses fir;;J^ru the Division Court in Goslerioh at the November sitting a newspaper pul- itaher sued for pay of paper. The dcl'enq- ant objected paying on the ground that be had ordered a former proprietor of the paper to discontinue it. The• Judge held that that was not a valid defence. The plaintiff, the present proprietor, had no notice to discontinue and consequently could collect, although it was not denied that defendant had notified former pro- prietor to discontinue. In any event defendant was bound to pay for the time he had received the paper and until lin had paid all arrears dole for subscription. AGENTS WANTEI -Ladies or Gentlemen.— Good connnissirm and work easy. Address TUE News-Itaconn, Clinton. 384 C11III1CIl DIREETORI. St. Paul s Church. --Services on Sunday at 11 a.m. 13111 7 p. m. Bible C1nss, 10 a.m. Snn:lay School, 2.30 p.m. Service on Wednesday, 8 p.m, REO. WILLIAM CRAIG, B. D., Rector Rattenbury Street Method lat.—Service,, at 10.80 a. m. end 7.00 p. in. Sabbath School at 2.80 p, m. REV. MR. RnramT, Pastor. Canada Presbyterian.—Services at 11 a.m. ani 8,30 n, in Sabbath School, 2.80, p. m. Rev MAY: STEWART, Pastor. Ontario Street Methodist.—Services at 10,30 a. in. and 7.00 p. m. Sabbath School, 2.30 p.m. REV. 1V. W. SEARING, Pastor. Baptist Church.—Service at 0.80 p. m. Soh bath School, 2.30 p. m. new J. GRAY Praetor f Soaavaiwlialiwwiracwisamsfasesnaaamicasimamma 11! FOWIER �'ExiNaGbYNLj:—. 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