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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1887-09-07, Page 8+. mi '.,r-".�+'�,,,�,,,, :ir' M ;fr"' �. --.wx a^+! .'.+''-"aTt �'i(. ,1„�T+-+LC.,,A4f, ►-Wlii,..14o7y"T: 'ts'-«?.�I1%- . In , {, a r I.... 1 A. Ci. N A M •� , Y yyl. •'F i fJ , mt , n -as .. ,� /� n �' to i e . I� , , .a a ...fes « ..At. i.,. f , „ :�..,'..: r, „, R. a�r^, ! F! e t!6ub11 : I+!t A :,. Itr� ,t til i e .. . .. < �P_ ,,y . , .,.. , kqq �!, ei`Ar'Ir+f� i ,,,,,'.SP,t .,..N: •, i- t. :... '1:. . ” ..1 ,.. ,. 1. 141 7 h 11 i d 1h t a P . ! k,. 0 r. 6. d. e 9 . o. t r .,. ... n a „ 4�,. �., �! �><#g. 1!h. , _ . �#l. tF .,., .�1 � . �... ,p� . yP R aY a, int F.. , ,.. h , », . t ae I i _ ;, . x 1 _ A lkil4 X130 #r►, a , • . lF€t, , �! . , , r r,4 o a 44t4..� tt1H fiiM�tlP kAF 14NG . , �._��' ll. �. � ... ., � �' o It �_..-._....---_---�^.�"'?I��,..:'�d.u'i+.i.r.,v.,w,:�R.alno..•i..cwt.�..vr edfnlv�ln:I,...�hnaoinnl �.hnlhnarAa'hr;ur�awaehttnlF'-.4:thn:, .�hs...nlnva�t.. inn a+rnrnten...nnA 'i . '* .i y . Z.t' E 4lµnlslul>� 2t�s Pl a >r... , _ n . , . sister l►aw old e;sntly alis wltu "be # tull,�tld, 011df" Ilhp sighed. at ,W. "+ thouih! ,'✓t'ltp sigh titled ills J4ea St1a0„ ,.�a.' - , !1 • It was. n0ty ouito dark . lvhon sudden JI-'` 'Jar, and s{?riuks o1I terror Were. Aearfl PA. e1 ovary sial,+ iiia . t--, Ntlt,t lt•i sprang up in mjarm; Stanley , " ' �,:,,, •,yrs leF 14 her, Anil their eyes mot clasp• I : 1 ;_.,,' "` - tioanla;.,Iy. lit nil: Instant there was ' I itnotl�.4; !eragh, anal for Natalie tincou. V ,� �,^' i s9louettu s. " "" '�' % ; + ^*1 \when site rogovored she was lying on t "!-.,• 1 tale iaauad wlll]apod in. a man's ,,, ?'^. -'•.',. ;. \oI4•?tic, anti S.tdapley Mayne was + v„^ :� . * b u,lh, Over her in siert anxiety. :, ..'�' ..+, 4: � „ N7ker., e;n1 l?" said silt! helplessly, ;' �1 , ", . 1 t 1 atilt: littaven 'that you are alive! ti)•« t tn• said Le. -'I have boon iorribl anlcidus. t ,w;. ;�+y'�.'�.''` .,♦ Are �. i1 I : c'.,Itlil'Lt'. ' o rf1. * :< � '` � % N 1':+, 1 ,+ r,,I run herself with idiflloulty, k<>ylitli, +; %�k'_. aid 1,o!.tt,l around upon tiulay form4 1lltt.l g i3iout by the weird light of *m, fk.4d'tetaatd the depot. luiruiros. a xpfgltt,gafely venture to guess Con. " Burt !" said she. " What has flap- faedal herbiggpStngs, Notwithstand period?" • j'lX;geih „In' want of i le. she was e; "There has been n collis'.on, and many 9dlb :;' rgit', • $er 911, Slight form have boon WIlod. Thartit Goa that you .f,Y'. q.•, g�a.de . I(pe,,fi, .and ;;her ComplOxlon are sato, uald he, fervently. Olsftely air"o- " And you havecared for me, and per- hgLgii , �I Oro. tears to her large, soft haps savocl sty 1 �fu? Oh, Mr' Mayne, 611t:',A# Phe' turned 'away--*nd ' walkbd how kind ybu tiro : ' pgaj�tj, 'd dopot,; "Never mind that. The thing now ls, Qa'i�hs train she -felt lonely, for among how to get you out of this pouring rahi­, *c,r `l d o1 l,assengors titoro was not Natalie, I shall take a brother's plana ei_',alrilliar food; so, seeking tile least now, and you must trust to . me Implrte- p1 louoga seat In the car; alio was itly. I shall arrange everything for your op; absorbed in melancholy thoutrltt:•, comfort, and you must -not feel the least Slid reflected that site was uoty faI-iv anxiety.' bit ched .upon the woi'l.l, with fuiv How kindly he soothed and comforted ends, ;anis , but. slender means. :Vona hor 1 How delightful it was to have a brother, a h grateful site was such bio c and ow o i l e t a !�,•jl4tlst fight the .battle of life. I�cr g n a that his life had been Spared; and o ?alien land been den i but a sho:•t to 1e teff` •her father ina.rried again, will his sooner did she find herself in a cont W;*Ifv- e not only tinted her—why sho fortable'bed at the hotel, in charge of a nl:4 riot tell—but t0io hall, by a syst.ml pleasant, middle-aged woman, than A�vo117plannod doevit nntl falsehood, she fell asleep without a care for. the light°to prejudice hor father ag,vinst morrow. t,�;::�n4k b'c hadlisteit(tl only too reailily. Natalie did not awake until her nurse - glib' li3ttl-iststlTc tlit:=i, lit,!t:L •-i ist t t;ti,inr; ' !-etin'a Mood of sunshine •,then, although tilully, waiting ani! hoping until '• Y 'r- weals and bruised, hhe insisted upon aititnce hurl ceased to bo i t tri ae," land descending to the parlor and sending for by+,`, wItil-,11a:r 1atii•t,l•:, con', ,Wt, r,!,e hntl her benefp,otor. I . Ittid fro+n the roof-trco to .ruk a s,it- How his face lit up when he lith el4e%vIiuLa No wonilur that tier saw her, and how cordially she greeted ,ii -.,fits were blttor. him. t;t ilii , .ryas a good girl. (Tor ens- "Shall I telegraph for your father?" ,' 'illi., ;t!1 told, vycre a brave hei:.rl, he asked. ;I;IJ_I•..f nes mean order; and an eau- '" Only to tell him that I am safe. He t:dtt f;er above the averages villago gave me all the money he could spare, li";;;_,., and therefore he can not afford to conte a: - � t, 'ntently dovlsin:- wi at•,•1 here," she replied, bravely, for she I t 4110 should 1'."',• ,•,•acltail would make no pretenses. II I shall -.:, . r saoughts wer : , :• !;. !n;er- ' rest to -day, and then take the i «• train Por the city and ace what 1 .- ,: ••„':•dlyloncsont, '+ t'! T;.•,t.•fato•has In store for me," and she , , - ' said n, roug! ,-I' I smiled.sadly. ';kt..:- •' -,i and kot•p y -, ,ret i+:u.•,•, Going to the cruel clty, to toil, and •„t,ti to F, 1"y 1hrl I It Vt­ 0.,i suffer pilivations of all kinds—to be ox- � .-.-;.' , •. . I I on tilt, tr•.;..' :.t,,.! lou:;' posed to insults—and not one friend to .I, • ,;, -!to �Iov ;t loafel-601 loos;itt� ciletrish or protect her! He could scaree- � usido her. ly ,:inure the thought. u tu,;wcrin, ,except by ;rel int!. - 11 Natalie," said he, 11I will not lca,ve il -:':; VQ, she aroseand will." ell awn':.. youuntil you bid me—unless you send •+i Vv gor persl:t:t"!., r ; • ,,t'.';! • nie away with the sweetest, bricnuat It ,,+ • n air n:ntl}•'rnt••,• f, t! ,!t , hope of my life crushed out. Thiry Is ,' i -.,,-•'t.,; I cl,,tak to tL•t ('• i, -h!.` ., sudden, I know; but I, too, ani alontt lir �c{;,.-i l!. is icetiun, for situ ri,;,,r „' lira. I have aeon a great d0a1 of the io liur• journey would not and until world, but, strange as it Aimy appear. I :" -,.dark, and she had never traveled i have navel: yet asked any woman to be , , , •. y w rear alone before. m r "Butife. you have stirred my heart AUdy I take this seat?" said a pleas- strangely. When I sat beside you yes- ►tvofce; and this time she sawa gentle- terday, I thouglit what a joy it would be eat whose refined countenance invited to win you and protect you always. I nfidence. planned how I could become acquainted I'have for some time noticed the in- with your father, offer hint satisfying lease of that drunken scoundrel," said references, and gain his consent, and a^,;.,. Iind with ,your porriiission I will how I could best persuade your step - Imain near you: Ido not think that he mother to bo kind to you, slid shelter lt,trcuble you lignin." - you, until. I had won you for my wife. ',01t, thank you, sir," said she, with a 'd Nay, darling; do not turn your face (ateYul stni.le. away anti t'. trip. Surely, life has nothing 'Then seating himself boAde her, ho better than an honorable love, and this I podded a newspaper, and soomed ab- offer )-oil.. ' Look tip, brown eyes,' and n answer mna." And thea Natalie looked. ,_.-� �. _ . "" _..- --'up-bashfully. . , . .- . - It wns: /', _.. ,- Just the same.old tender story; _'" ; • Just a glimpse of morning glory ,. r . I', t t. r - In an earthly paradise,. . . '' t it , �? i With shadowy reflections 1 � ' t :o d J L I ! In a pair of sweet brown eyes." I '.... Imo,, ` a I "' I I ! And,•indeed, Stanley Mayne thought I /r. - " • ' ' I they were: • , , Y " Brown eyes a man might wall e ` i Be proud to win! . Open to hold his image; i ' % '� ' ` ' I . - L Shut under silken lashes • , -.. ;4 k.p --- Only to shut him in." " jd , , ! Natalie Raynor did not seek for a pos- t11 �/ t 0 1:�1 ition in the public school. She was mar- , I!. d!' I' I i _ rte"• tied at that quiet village hotel, tier father willingly giving her away to Stanley ! _��% Mayne. 1- %%i� Later, when he a afn saw her in her /ri ^ .. , : ,-F �G��%/ beautiful home in New York City, ire cry i take A6 seat?" said a pleasant voice ied in its contents, whereupon the or. with a parting wink, moved away, omfited. 11 . bt' a word was said for an hour or The girl, however, furtively ob- 'ed her unknown friend. Sho noticed 'wavy, brown hnir and well kept tneho. Indeed, he scones her of +nnul,l• beauty. idrlenly Ihe!r oyos mit, w, l ,d,e iieo -.u1hily at.hay:ng h„en ,;•,:,,ht lint, lit* face. Silo tnrw, ,l I,Nv;i;y 11--, it t only to medituto ui, ,u I lilt ! oyil� ti' ,t had jest cnvwt,,i•'r-' ! her . .iI,,% <!10 envied titre 1 t•11!',' girls wil !,,,•r their friends na;i ,,.!n:!rers. l; :I. ret] I)Ay, she 1!, !,,. „, ,%;I, :•i0A. 1i:an{e,' ;e, Marl d . , " ,•hlvalruu.-1 iwp 'I,it-n ,, � .n:an,alnuen:,,, , , �el,ra.7. n« If , t•,1s sut•pl':sed to lit, I It I,. es- ! i Y 1 311tiful oats alto 11, ;:!au lir It'lliepd t111, lent:, !'.,'.. r h, has J. „ Iwo' ehe'eky, ani tot ,;nlrlen r:i� i,f, l,e.r halt-. Neves had ho.,te •n so !„y ij. Till'», too, ht'i` :'.,n'1,1 I7t- y,,O, per eelteeth and ti;wo,.ii,,; hazel i, wlii6l.; commanded his d,:npost ad - uta., !Susi they began a conversation—it sb nwhwaril ,o bo"wholly silent—a rers,'ittan constrained .A first, but t thitit•Ing into the friendly an,l con - Mill. (a companion had not forgot ton her Efts yarning ngahrst t':elir{ng to iters, but jaomehow her rasorve "d molt before the w.Inning kindness iir.new friend. i) 'b+?gan by Informing her that hor , ,p0guentor had Ignominiouslycome f'of; !inti then he talked of himself. lbvrned that he was alone in the id; Wlth. the uxeoption of some dis- r, i *, tl\•bs, and that he had just re- ' •from an extended tour over the hei'had longo'd to travel through itrd, ,.alio said, dud soon she, too, bd.ot horself, and lie found that site golig to Nobly York to try for a pool. rt' I I. -- " I gook tip, brown. eyes, and answer urine. found tier surrounded by all that elegant tastos and large means could procure. Stanley Mayne does not regret that chance meeting on the Boston train. As for Natalie, silo is content.—[California Maverick. Cultivate the Special Charm. Every woman has some special charm, which site should find out and cultivate. It may be her eyes, her mouth, her hair, her brow, tier form, her iniad—or her foot. It may consist far some trick of smiling, or of a drooping lid; some grade of speech or of silence, of laughter or of motion. There are ugly beauties as ugly and as irresistible as that famous countess in Berlin of whom Lola Montez used to tell. She had a dull eye, a rough Skin, a dumpy form and a pug nose. But she had an exquisite voice and she understood the diilloult artof converse - tion. Site knew In what her strength lay, and she cultivated her two gifts to the highest point. I I Had I a daughter," Lola Monte:? said, "the first thing I would teach her should be that to converse charmingly Is a far greater accomplish. ment than to play, sing or dance troll." —[N.Y. Fashion Bazar. •_ V,yI,wf i, „ re r".y-",-_T, ,nr •_M,wg q,y , tqi AMr141 gi1044,r tb� x'artk , MOM. ' Q� I n 'rdr 1, 9 s :,r $. . '" 31fQ1l1.QA,, . ,, }! "ks 4 ook� 8f�o,o1M=A1,i . A► . rt'' n ,hobiP �1pa y< 31 foul IrlOnt04 yopw 4, r11 reP...r .sala� I,TuPi>}t0l you $ Ronlltlen{ce, : and the qk - oA19 i .i!Iil ,. bleary !± • In L.. 1aafCOR allev. ,. watehincl a strange 0$8010148er A ipevy of womqu gather around some Iong tables and watch you with dull ouilpsity. Here IS one, 'who-10,pinched with #.unger; her thin 49gers are knotty at the joints, her hair is wofully Scanty, #std she looks beaten, bloodless, sorrowful. Here is a bold ore„ ure who melts your look with a, hard brutal stars; she has heard the ohlmes at midnight. Hota is;6 spec - amen of the ordinary dirty, garrulous trollop so freely, produced in the wilder ness. of London. Here !aa mere female animal, a, er ature without soul, who site aallowl;gglowering at vacag9y, A• coarse laugh sounds out harshly, and then er quiet voice with the tone of a mellow bell roars along the low room, and instantly the disorder is stilled, You move to the head of the room, and you are greeted by a white-haired \vornan dressed in block. Her eyeis like --steel, her lips are compoeed,•her fore- hea,l is very pl etd and her manners aro tIto nauntor, of a gr. -at lady. Silt) res fi. to mo a ill any assembly In til:: tvor,u, and hot-tligntLy would draw thuoye, of -i-en and women wherever she ',vent. Beautiful she has been, and th ' ,,::quis!fe renrtius or her fairness re - 1111!.d -4•014 ' f sum., spit•ndid building grO ,t ,:ray tvi h str•'ss O(years. When sh,• p,•nks you hear that indefinable ae- euut wi,ierl :s att,ainud only•by tnose who lila anions ultra -refined peoplo from t:.0 r .•art.twt years. A lady this of the Mghea^ breeding. lou !fuel as Ifyon were in thopresenee of ., queen, yet silo puts you ret ease Ili fawly, find falls into conversation Voi. a po, ish ••! graco. \1• M.% i , S-41 is in It subtle way, and her IN 1, I., -o, rrn .01V blended with pathos as o 1 re , a u; Ilquo product of Intel- let•:u.it:ilCIl1.';y. S lie knows ttic world, suite;ur fl Kh oft; tat occas" nal speech %voi'thy I i,.o.a!onrither than of this (11 'h. tilt', 1; tut tlit, ruling a_�peet of her face aril tit,+c.•soui.inl tone.; of her voice, ars tl,o,0 0[ aur+'t 1 whom Lire alTa;ra .ol the w Ott ur • of sinall moment. 611.o nt.:.,trrs tho evil as:•unlblage ir, trout of tier, anal the b ldest .Slut that cvor ,11,pr,c.;,i tier sex is reverential to, „,111-d til , gr.rv.,, kind InAly who:ro rill dun.in;tt•s ail. As ion talk, s:wtell, ou of It r work. This refug0 Fs open iivory nlght for the holncle,s, anti her du ;v !s to ht ii those whoarc poor, tc It at Utore 1,),o are sick, to raise with loviii„ merciful words and deeds tliosi who ar'r f lien. None are too base for till, lovely, n,t -brief— -, charity; anti as she :4iL.; t,,et❑ t-!. . 0111i like tilt Spirit of G.,udne., :,,. ...use. . Romances !n p eia ': i:e call tell, and rho does so with soft clutter -of -fact sweetness. Every form of humun wretchedness is known to her, and. her . oyes are flxed'dny by day on sights of .woe. Does she over leave that fearful quarter? Never! Think of that,.0 dis. cout0nted puling folk ! '.Piths lady `who was ouce beautiful, rich, courted, has given up all for the salve of working beneficently In the weary world, and site passes her days in an appalling London shim. Lords and ladies of her own class see her, but they remain only for a little time; silo stiys at Iver post with still constancy, and boars the squal- or, the ennui, therioathsome sights and sounds, the recital of wringing records of misery. Sho is content even to forego her name, and her very identity has perished from the brilliant world that once know her. 'I I am Sister Zillah,” site says, with her courtly smile, and that is all. • Hereis one who is an 'honor to .Lon- don, to England, to the human race, toil- ing obscurely in a place where even men of the better class hardly dare venture. —[Family Herald. "FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE. - Dear, it is twilight, the time of rest; Ah! ceaso that weary pacing to and fro; Sit down beside me !n this cushioned nest, Warm with the brightnces of our ingle- glow. 'Dear, then art troubled. Lot me share thy lot Of shadow,, as I shared thy 'sunshine hours. I •am no child, though, childhood half for. got, Lies close behind me, with its toys and flowers. I am a woman, waked by happy love To keep home's sacred altar -fire alight! Thou hast elected mo to stand above All others in thine heart. I claim my right. Not wife alone, but mate, and comrade true; I shared thy roses, let me share shy rue I Bitter? I know it, Ood hath inado it so. But from his hand shall• two talio good alone, And'evil never? Let the world's wealth go, Life hath no less which love cannot atone. Show me the new bard -path that wo roust tread, I shall not faint nor falter by the way; And, be there cloud or stnabbw overhand, I shall not fail then to my (1 .� (ng d:ty. But love me, love •nic; lot (n:r l,ourts alad lips Cling closer in our sorrow than in joy; Let faith outshine our fortunes !n oelipyo, And love deem wealth a lost act I. u",:cu toy. Joy made us glad, let sorrow find us true ; dod blessed our roses, He will bless our rue! ` —[All the Year Round. Electricity irk Horse Taaning. Electricity has bion put to a new use In France. Gwieral Boating" hat recently , r- dered the trial of it method of inducing vlcic-us and restl,•s4 hersrs tO 4;IILl quiellr while bah;;; , ,(I. Tile moth„d is ,, a t.I ti,o krowlcl;ars 1•nI Im: nuily of Ili. w Cn i to it, Ma••a, nt'I Is cald to have. pr•ov , e „!n rid y' suauessful. The a r..ng ;n tit, niftrolw ^onsisis of an htduc !on (:• lit, it dr,; bal- tery and a't arianganlel.t ft It ;dyin -a. shock of utodua ed iiiivii !ly to the ant - Ill under treat nl,'nt.” ' Thu cost vicious horpes v 1111e'1 0, ulcl be tottutl In (lilt c;Ivn.l,v sr o,,l at S:an- irini c 111.swo le Into qule to is upon the the Rpptivutioll of tills device. i {' ' •v iw • y, ,r �'. " ,,A, . ,,., t X . s.r : � + 4 w1 . - 1w' :' _: y, t•.,►..'f; L':u „ ,v -. 1. .. Y- k', d e A 1 -• + i ,r I h o ,.f ': J.1 n T „ "II , I �{, f J Y ` ...' T ; "M r`,fin^-+E.F"a• ,! .11. f H, 1«% s t eR a. { it �! t ',136 a e"I", , , .1 I ;i,r /r T� c ,TA ,.Y...,RM '�..,, I• l!I@P4lP4te _inou"", M � It ,,�,�, ,.. r ­;J " - ��',n, T , � �xj�� Q* •',� ', r T , JA ^ PiliclPBt. Tli>4IQT PIiFF�t s,T.l /3 �►+Elz. int taco BrurlSet, W;'it11 it Fruit Cattnxl�g•sa a trelr * of F:1 , :� real lt}atu�ry, itlla aura and aQl� CRl ala-urtfa►t fruit. Jur. S.tllc ugGnG for Girtsz, the spat tiVe Also salt the GEI� JAE' at healon' prices ,1 .. a# he pt lu a d0t•hande,x' on filo laR ,. " - 91 aerlose: TiiS lr'orlr ,,Pal land lulnelti .+a Inter. st . giro signs of 010 in AP... QN.�. I.A T,L- C1.IZ'Q7�T "As goes iron so goes 'bueinese," said 1 g u r„ the lawyer as ret+ pleatedt one in thpstglnw --- -- . sell and agother In the:j,k!am and got away front the c„utter, "* notice tlle,fi the nurnber of couanerclal failures to -grad uAlly Uecroltsiug. •t - I '- Businusa men are doing business on . 10" a facia c tru.,.I basis,” replied the agent W"NT as lie sent in a chin -blow which fell ' short. ANY QUANTITY, FOR CASH OR IN TRADE FOR GOODS. Tiiut ut itself will soon restore pub- llc voldidence, as I 1001: at it," said the Under fresh Ill gorient wears pregpred to do bettor for our customers than over before. Givens . lawyer as ]re made a feint for the store- call and we elude our utiuoet sok your interest. We have n stack of all kinds of Goods rinds by aeh awl landed a right -(lander' On the ourselves, oxdusively for our office trade, which we guarantee will give the highest satisfaetfon. neck. 11'e snake Yarns of all kinds, Tweeds, Flannels, Blankets,. Sheet - I al -o hope fora better understand- ins, SLlrts and Drawers. Ask for our Napped Slleetfing. ins be ween employers and employees, , next yt ttr'," continued the egent'as he we have also an excellent steel, of Fane Woolleua, which we can trade for wool very cheap and sparred for an opening. we ggiyo TWO C1O11 T8 per lb. moroethara market price for wool. w(e are Prepared to do -' That will be the natural result of CV 'TOM \ bAK better and quicker than ever, and we are bound to love satiatection, ria xe have a this yo..r's strikes and disasters," Said nkan in charge of that who understands his business. Zsr' Dm►'t atop «utll vola .tomo rLgl►t to the DIill, as we have no branch office* elsewhere in tows. Our oyn anthornze(! uepresentativ the lawyer as he ducked to avoid pun with a waggon is 118. JAMES SCOTT. ishment. "Arbitration is the true pe. ' it&yen." OLIN -TON WOOLLEN MILLS "I've always held to that, but it's hard to make some men see it, you know !"panted.theagant asheforced his T. 11. GRAIIAIII, Manager. D. GRAHAM, Proprietor. • man to the ropes and gave him an upper - out which made his head rattle. _ _ __ __ __ ___ _ __ ... _. . ,"Well, let us rejoice that things are -� no worse than they are," and the lawyer rallied, salla l in two-handed, and knocked the agent flat on h!s back In the after Which til u corner,e ten alai P-ORTANT A,M NnRlIrlp '��NT coats and departed on their several - -mss'^ - ways. In returning thanks to my many friends and patrons for rnst patronage, I would Madly Left -Handed.' like to call their special attent!on to my very complete stool of Two friends were at amusical con. HARNESS, WHIPS, CURRY COMBS, BRUSPES, ETC., ETC, dart. One of them remarked: Speeial attention is directed to my stock of " The violinist, I see, is left-hand - ad."'su"Yes, I see, but not very badly,I v' should think." . ,SINGLE:: HARNESS,. "Badly? Why, you don't mean to Bey It will be found very complete, and for durability- and finish cannot be excelled by ,that there are degrees In left -hands any one. As I employ none but the best workman, and use the best material to be ness?" bought in the market, all who may favor me with their patronage may feel confiden "Of course I do•" �� of getting sa,tls%etinn. 'I I didn't know that. . "It's a fact, nevertheless. This PRICES A�T�, �I I�Q�]iTNa filer seems to get along very well,, at &t least he acts all tight. ,`tell you what's a fact. I knew a man once who was so Trunks and Valises in great variety and Prices Low. badly left-handed that he couldn't eat with hiarighthand. GEORGE A. SAAN "What!" GEORGE "It's a fact. He used his left hand for everything. Why, he couldn't sleep --_ .• -_�� .'. __ �•• =•�•• _ •�. ` with his right hand.' -� "You are fooIt sh." 11 No, I'm at ming a fact." Farm, . .L OWll, " Couldn't eat nor sleep with his VIS%t hand?" --AND— .'That's whatleaid." VILLAGE PROPERTY "lVhy?" ' Didn't have a right hand.—[Merchant Traveler. F:OR.SALE°. A Ecmlaccr c? L-o=c. ► \III: EXECUTORS AVD TILUSTEES of tilt: 1. 1sstato ofthe a o1491imrlIRarL offer for sale Jones: "How 'dol �h�I­f; rat:st be the following valuable property, namely: to a traveler in a farcign land t., Lo : lltiihling Lotto uumbors 420 and 421, In the i preached by a' person who r ~- - ']'uan • of Goder]ch, quarter of an acre each, fairly hirer In his own langudge." fenced and very desirable for building purposes. Drown (who has. travelled): " S'h-..'.S halt acre Lot fronting Nill Road, Township of Nonsense l" Cloderich, being part of lot 3 in the Maitland Jones: "Don't you think so, then?" Coa,:ession of .the said Township. Nice Panne Brown I'll • I I No, sir, I don't. toll you cottage and frnanc stabl0. wh '. I was In Kamsehatka OIICO• 1.ot nnuiher 3, sonth silo of Millar street, Ben- i miller, gnartor of an acre. Small frame d%oll- Hadn't heard a word of English for nine intim. wooki . Mot a man who looked like ri nuilding Lots numbers 803 and 804, in the Yankee. He spoke to me. He Wa3 a Town of Clinton, quarter of an arse each, bean. Yankee. First English words I'd hoard tifally situated on south side of fturon street; for over: tWa months. Made me 6o mad fairly fenced. I kicked him clean into the river." The East llalf of Lot 22, con. 14, west Wawan Jones • "You don't saySOL Wit "h; good land, 50 acres cleared and fenced, re. 7. mpinner timbered; about 4 miles front Lucknow what In the world did he say? add 6 from Wingham; good roads. Brown: " Said, ' Hullo, old man, I'ra For further particulars aDDly to --4. 6. Tonsorial Item. A prematurely bald young man who Is very vain about.hts personal appearance, asked a New York barber: "Have you got any stuff that willmakc hair grow on my head? " I should -say so—just you try my Elixir and in less than a month you will look like oneof the.monkays InCeu. ral Park." ' ---4#0 A. Greater Age. Landlady (at breakfast, throwing down morning paper): "I think them everlasting jokes In the papers on board. ing !louse butter are about worn out." Grigsby (with great suavity)':- "Ah, madam', you can well afford to smile at them when your butter has so vigor- ously outlived them all:"—[Judge. —'1*0 . A. ,. Tayrl ubfe hrartyr." . "And how is your husband to -day, Mrs. Carmichael?" queried the minister on his rounds of the wife of one of his parishioners. . " Well, pufraek, he's no sae well the day. Ye sae he s a tayribble martyr to delirium trimmins—something the same as the rheumatism." . Tatty's Good Loglo. They were discussing whether feather • beds were healthy to sleep on when Tatty came into the argument with: 'I Me, if It isn't healthy to sleep between feathers, what makes geese and chickens and turkeys do it? Does Dod ihake em." —[Judge: Sure Cure. " I consider him a bold, arrogant man." I, Yes, I know he is now, but he won't be very long." "And why not, I should like to knovr?" " Ile is to be married next week.—[Chi- cago Ledger. A Wlde Difference. A merchant of -wine, ready to retire himself from busines after ils fortune made, said the other day; "One &causes me of having the thirst of tate gold. At the c.tn, n,ry, I haws the gold of the thirst."—[From the French. Otto Making Allowances. Fond Mother: "'Are you not some. what antonfshed at my girl's shtgdng?" Professor; 'T I must confess I am—but at her age one is naturally venture. sollne."--•Life. . ----..r 10 -.«—, . , CL-O�THIN-Gl ABRAHAM SMITH Market Square, . GODERICH. WEST OF • EXGLAND SUIZ INGS ' & TROUSERINGS, SCOTCH TWEED SUITINGS J TROUSERINGS, • FRENCH AND ENGLISH WOR STED CLOTHS, Made it in Best Style and Wor' manslr'ip at Abraham Swith's. 8' _. Now in stock: one of the cheapes and Lest stock's of WINTER GLOTHINC AND OLOTHS. A Full Line of .GENTS' FUR' NISHINGS always in Stock. le will pall you to call on . ,ABBAHAM SMITH, _ _.-.---t ` �) _G - BE LL .. O . J ORGANS I' I I- . Unapproached far Toile and Quality. oxrALOQUES MEE. � BELL & CO., Guelph, Ont IRV I u m 11 ' -FOrt— . RIDES, SH1EPSKINS , , TALLOW, &c. . Highest market price paid. Brin thein along. . A. COOK BUTCHER CLINTON, 355tf 1. PENN`�Fi�JifAEf ir'i4'A�ER9. 1'rc,,ci, ,hr, of a physician who - bas bad , life lr,ug exportenicc in tre;rtiug fcnuAe diseases. Is need _..� month!} 11'it!i perroct success by olcr 10,000 1ad!cs, Plettsnnt, safe, cgw-tnal. Latlios, asic your drag t Par hrnn,,rotal \\'afors ante d c n., Muh,^titrate, or inelosepOst- n,t fm•se,dedpartionlars. Sold by t all th•nggists, $1 per box. Address Tits F.oI "..A. Ci11S111CAL Co., Dr.TGIT, 11111cn. . AVSold !u Clinton by J. H. Combe and druggists gencrnily.--- 808-y The Great English Prescription. A successful Medicine. used over 30 years In thousands of Cases. a Cures Seperinatorrhea, a\tervoan Weakness hintssions, InI caste U &and all diseases tau e dP b• fibulo faxFOREI indiscretion, or overexertion: (ATTAR] Six ukngqes Gltaranteed to Cure irhe,l all others Fai�xi. Ask your Druggist for The Great Eng - Ilei Presiriptiou, talte no substitute. One rot. $t. Six $5, by omit. write for rub n • flet. ! Address E»l•eha Chentfeal CoyBe- Airlift, Pilots. tifrSold In Clinton by J. 11. Combo and all druggists.'- r. ^.__.__-,_ __.__.______ _ SPECIAL NOTICES. PIMPLM I will mail iFRAR) the recipe ES. for a 91111p10 V AORTARLA BALK that wlfl RRttot•A TAv, FsacRLrs, PnirLlts and BLOT011MR, leaving the skin soft, clear and beauti fill; also instructions for producing a luxuriant growth of hnir on a bnld head or snmoth face. • Address, including 8c stamp. BEN. VANDELF k CO., 00 Ann street, N. Y. 802y MANHOOD Restored. A gentleman having innocently con- trasted the habit of sett -abuse 1n hie youth, an $�1 In consequence snffercd nil the horrors of Sexua) Incapnelty, LostAlitithood, Physical Decay Gen. eta] PProstration, etc., will, olil of AvInyatlly to his fellow sufferers, Ionil free the recipe $y which he tt•69,01inl]y eared. Address In e0nfideneb. J. W. 1'I19KNEY, 42 Cedar -St„ New Yotk. $02 `ki r.. ,. l.4,., i ' . _.411 _ r - •. , I r •) .. o„ 1,t.. l P .. -� I 11 :' r, 'i': , �, •' ' . . f': }• ,. • .' Y .' 'ej` m..� 1. M rF .,AWA I I �`�, I ;�.. , :N 5.-. * t '.I k,' !� 4'a 'H a �., , .',.- 11 r „ '�. 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