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One disease of thinness hi
'children is scrofula,; in dults,
Maur:option. Both have poor
blood; both need more fat.
These d;
Ames thrive on lean-
eSS. „Fat is the best means of
gaming them; cod liver oil
nialtes the best and healthiest
Cat and
SCOTT'S
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scrofula and consumption. More
• fat, more weight, more nourish-
vinent, that's why.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists
• Toronto, Out.
40c. and $1.00 u n u Ali rieuggfers
'Farmers' Poultry
We want all your Poultry, alive
or dressed, and will pay the
• HIGHEST PRICES for it.
Your poultry raa.y be delivered at
buyer J. A. Foal.
Buyers wanted at Seafortle Blyth,
.fiederich and Hensel/.
—FL A VELLES, LIMIT% —
—London, Ont.—
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...GOING OCT. ilth TO NOV. 6th.
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N. 0. Ry.,
To points Mattawa. to Post Arthur
To Sault Ste.. Maine & Port Arthar
via Northern Nev. Co ,
To Georgian Bay and Lake Super-
ior points tie, `N. N. Co.,
To paints in Quebec.
.GOING OCT. e5th TO NOV. 6th
To Penetang, Midlard, Lailectleld, all
points Severn to Nortir Bay, Ar-
gyle to Cohoconk, Lindsay to
to Haliberton.
All points Madawaska to Depot
Ilarbon
All ,poiats on Muskota. LaScs, Lake
of Bays. nleganetewan River.
All Tickets good returning
until December 8th.
For tickets and full information
- call on
F. R. Hodgens, Town Agent,
A. 0. Pattison, Depot Agent.
J. D.McDonald, Diutrict Passenger
agent, Toronto, Ont.
LOW RATES TO THE WEST VIA
GREAT NORTHERN RY.
Effective dailys until October 31st,
inclusive cheap one-way Colonist rat-
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ions in Ontario to all points on the
line of the Great Northern Ry. in
the States of Montana, Artho, Ore-
gon, and Washington, also Vancouver,
Victoria. Nelson. Rosslan,d, and oth-
er points in British Calembia.
Full particulars on application to
II. E. Watkins, General Eastern Can-
adian Agent, tO King St. East, Tor-
onto.
Complexion
yOU can read in the face the de.
rangements of the liver. A
torpid, sluggish liver leaves the bile
in the blood to poison the whole sys-
tem. The results are:
Pale, sallow complexion,
Aching head,
Irritability of temper,
Impaired digestion,
Biliousness•and irregularity of the
bowels.
By their direct and specific action
on the liver Dr. Chase's Kidney -
Liver Pills promptly and thoroughly
cure biliousness, indigestion and con.
stipation.
Ask your neighbors about Dr.
Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills, for their
merit has made them known in
nearly every home.
Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Path, one pill
a dome, 25 cents a box, at all dealers, or
lalmaneon, Bates & Co., Toronto. The
portrait and signature of Dr, A. W. Chase,
the famous receipt book author, are on
every box.
Zurieb.
Mr. itl• Recipe:SI and Wetly or Se.
Joseph have ruoVed tO nUWQh
Recigneul ims been a ident of
Joeeph for some years and at
time was engaged in Wentifacture
ieg wine in "the city." The poptilat.
hat Of St. Joseph is gradhally arbw-
'I.; l•ese.
rhe flax comp -any hate Mailed
r edit% and lining the dita, and 'the
vetted nutte•rial is now safely stored
their largo barns. The smelt: has
teat very favorable for the work,
Airs. G. 11. Stephenson, of Marlette,
ieh., Mrs. Louis Ilartmen of Vas-
, r, mid Mrs. Jae. Dewar of
..:ticardine attended the funeral ef
heir mother, the late Mrs. Reinuael.
Mr, and Mrs. (teo. Trott have left
11..nsall for Saeketoon, Sask., where
hey will make their ruture liome.
Tim death nook place at his home
os the 14th cote, I ler, on SWAY(
ef Mr. Simon, Hartman, at the age
f 76 years. Decea,sed had been ill
ter some weeks and grew weakar till
11-ath reljevv1 Iiim. His wife died
four days previnasly. Mr. Hartman
v. es one of the pioneers a this tow -
I (hip, being among the early settlers
in thn western part. A autaber of
ails and daughters survive him.
.1 t1PIM W 1'1'11 NERV PAIN.
That's how yott feel with neural -
eta. But why lie awake at night,
,entroble or complain—get busy with
a bottle of Ner•viline. It does act
like mai*, seek:: out the pain and
destroye it. Harmless and certain,
instant in, effect, nothing Is so pop-
ular as Nerviline for aches and pains
of ait rinds: Try it for lumbiago,test
it in rheumatiem, prose it inneu-
ralgia, pleurisy or colds. You'll soon
ackno.wledge that Polsom's. Nerviline
beets them all. Sold everywhere in.
large 25 bottles. ,
LeeNatdonaliste of Mantreal says
that La Presse has come back to
-the control of its former owner, Hen.
T. Berthiaume.
THE ROYAL MONTH AND
THE ROYAL DISEASE,
Sudden changes of weather are es-
pecially • trying, and probably to none
more so than to the scrathlous and
consumptive. The progress of .strof-
ula during a mean& October is cOrn-
manly great.. We never think eit, *ai-
de—its butiohee, aalaneous ' iTutleiorte
and wasting of the bodily substance—
without thinking of ...the great good
many sufferers from it have derived
from Hood's Sarsaparilla, whose
radical and permanent cures of .'•inel0
one disease aire enough to .malt•el it
m
the faousemeaicine in the w rld.
There is pabbably not . a tray or town
where Hcod' s Seesaparilla. has h not..
proved ite.. merit in more homes than
one, in areesting and completely ea-
edica t tasaful a, which is almost.
as serious ' and as much,befeared
as its near, relativa—conSumptione
Fite !most wiped Ottt lie.ap's saw-,
fritl, at Cedar Cove, B. C.,: causing
a- loss of $200,000.
HOW'S THIS?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Ra;
ward for any case- of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Curt'. F. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Thiedo,. 0.
We. the umihrsigned, heve known. F.
J. Cheney for the last 15 year, end
believe him perfectly honorable in
alt business transactions and finan-
cially able to carry out any ()litigat-
ions made by his km.
Kinnan & Marvin,- -:. •
thhoiesate Druggists, l'Cried0, 0.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon, the blood
and mueous -surfaces of the syetern„
Testimonials seat free. Price .75e per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.. •
Take Hall's Family Pills far con-
stipation.
••••••poi.........10
President Roosev el t will wi thdraW
all- coal lands in the United ;States
not altaatly taken up for entry.
FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS.
Mrs. Wilslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used by millions of mothers for
their children while teething. If dis-
turbed by night and broken of your
rest by a sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth' send
at once and get a bottle of "Mrs.
Wilslow's Soothing Syrup" for child-
ren teething. It will relieve the poor
little sufferer immediately. Depend
upon it, mothers, the is no mistake
abot.t it. It cures Diarrhoea, regu-
lates the Stomach and Bowels, cures
Wind Colic, softens the Gums, reduces
Inflammation and gives totte and en-
ergy to . the whole Syatem. "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for child-
ren teething is pleasant to the tate
and is the prescription of one of the
oldest and be'st female physicians and
nurses in the United States. Price
25 cents a bottle. Sold by all drug-
gists throughout the world. Ile sure
and ask for "Mrs. Wittslow's Sontli-
Ing Syrup."
WARTH'e TINIEBT MAN.
NOW in London With Wynn French -
Man Mahe Feet irliah.
"Prinee Celibre the smallest Man In
the :world, is now being exhibited at
the Crystal Palace, Leaden. He some-
times =dies at intereeteti epectatere
ever the top of one of the boota
Renzi Cot, a. young. Frenelunan, who
is 8 feat i inch= biela Mid a. very goe1
triend of the "Prince."
I3ut though he le small, "Prince' Coll-
hrl, whose other name Is Peter, has a
brave heart e hates tyrants with an
accommodating hatred. That is to saY,
he does. not, permit the political °Pin-
ions to stand in the way of business.
He is an Anarchist, but the Sultan of
Turhey has given him $37r) and » de-
coration, and he bas apPeared 'before
/hi ve e e
Errti fLe rgeyrp to. f Austria and the Xhe-
"Prinee" Peter is only 231-2 inches
htgle and his welght is 8,1-2 pounds.
He Is a Slav, and le 20 years Old. Ws
parents were ordlnaryesized People, and
he speelts French, English, German and
Finnish. For twelve years Peter has
traveled &mut the worth, and 1.te cernokes
cigarettes ancl likes driving and the
Papers.
"Prince', Conine has one desire
insiste on teeing regarded as a full-
growri mart—as indeed. he is, but for
his size. When he Sits down to his
naltirlaY beefsteak he nust always be
accompanied, by other "men."
Henri Cot could Piet Peter th his
waistcoat pocket or lift him between his
finger and thumb. The French. giant
was bore twenty-one years ado he the
department of .A.veyron o ordinary -
sized parents, whose other. 'children
were of average height,'
Henri has soft heart, and he ts
looking for a ibrlde. As he will not
marry any but A girl of his own siSe.
A is to be feared that the sentimental
giant will end his days a baehelor,
But, though he Is an ideal, Hertel has
had love effairs. A wealthy woman ot
Marseilles offered him marriage, and
his inches also Infetuated a minion-
airess from Mexico.
The giant weighs 390 pounds, and for
his luta* eats eight pounds a beef,
six pounds of bread and drinks six pints
of beer. Ile has a dozen eggs with his
breakfast, ,
A THRILLING ADVENTURE.
Hunt For Panther In Sieeping.Room—‘
A Desperate Chase.
A recent despateh to The London Ex-
press from Allahaliad says. An extra-
ordinary adventure in. a bedroom wIth,a
panther is told by Lieut -Col. Rundle,
the commander of the 5th Brigade of
the Royal Field ArtIllery at Jubbulpore,
in The Pioneer, .
One afternoon Mrs. Rundle came out
of a portion of the bung -Mow that was
seldom usea, and said she had seen the
tail of a panteer protruding front be-
hind a large coil of matting in one of
the rooms Col, 'Rundle supposed that
the aziemal was a tame panther, which
he knew one of his non-com's. owned,
ana sent for a brother officer to assist
In despatching it. i
Opening the door enougit to insert his
rifle barrel, ite•fired and wounded the
beast. The door swung open as •the
wounded beast bounded against .it. It
then sprim P. Col, Bundle,. missing
looks
hby' a a foot and bolted.
Col. Ru e, with Lieut, Macan, res
connolted' each roora in ,turn. ' Eventu-
ally the,.Pan.ther 'wee ,iciand in a epare
es -hiding nettled a ctiti of •rdatting.
Tttereiwas V.. window te this room
about fourteen feet from the' ground,
.
and Col, Rundle procured a ladder, but
before he could get his rifle up,.the pan-
ther had seen hint and sprang through
the doorway. •. .
Lieut, iVlacan tired two shots, but
neither proved fatal, and the panther
bolted Out of the house and across the
tenniscourt into the R. A,. mess corn -
pound
lie -re It gave chase to an inquisitive
sweeper, but was too badly wounded to
do more than make a clutch or. two at
the man's, elothes, .
Finally It earled into an 'outhouse,
where it , was despatched.
.John Macdonald, mate on the • .sch-
ironer Pilot, wae rue War by a Nth
way train at Kingeton; and killed.
'rhe South' Manchurian Railway Will
be on thoroughly Japanese as It Was
formerly Ruselan.
Two negroee wee lynelfed at Mo-
b:Bet Ala., one in Argenfla, Ark., and
one in the Stale of
NOTIONG TO FEAR. •
Mothers need have no heeltithey in
continuing to give Chamberlain's Cott,
git Remedy to their little ottcs„,
it contains absohttely nothing fajta-
iota>. This,remedy iv not only per -
levity aate to glare small vitildren, but
is a medicine of great Werth and
merit. It has a World Wide reputat-
ion for De cures of coughs, volda and
(WWII and emit always be rolled upoa.
For! sale hy W. N. R. nolmaa, tiftu
ton, Ont. ,
Marking Farmersi.,Housbe.
A correepondent (if The Einar° Cour-
ter is out witha suggestione in regard
to placing :the names of owners or �c7
cupants of' Norms where theymay be
seen by passers -thy. He says: "Let
each nihnicipal council empower the
Path master to reduce the number of
-days by one day's work, to Any who
put uptheir amine in neat artdapthen
crienner at the road, and it woald seen
be done. Anybody would sooner do
that than a dare. work. Wherethey do
not have statute labor, each man might
be entitled to a rebate of, say, one dol -
lax. in taxes, after putting up his -board,
the begird in both eases to be maintain-
- ed frOrn year tgi, year without an ad-
ditional cost. What a lot of directing
and Mistakes It would . ,preeent, and
what interest it would add to travel
to kriow were people lived."' ,
Aches
and Pains.
r-Tirst's Pain xtertrtittator
quickly relieves lame backs,
strained shoulders, sprained
ankles, bad knees, bruises,
cuts and burns, .
Hirst's Pain
Exterminator
40 years the old reliable family •
medicine. 250. at all dealers!.
Try Shies Little Liver rills—natural
tonic and effective. Ask your dealer
or seed uti 25e. direct, Handsottle
$ouvenir Water -Color sketch free.
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Hamilton, Ont.
Clistiton.14 s4tecord
Rims NRED ..velLfzdo,ugnatratryti.wahttlecktZatnol
the Party began to prospect for the
place where the treasure was hidden.
"We soon found a. Second landing
A Placa which was more aceuratele at
the southeastern part of the island, but
not at the earner., Here, WM a natural
jetty of flat rock, anth almost a. couple
ot fathoms a water, and a steep path
up the face of the eliff. An old wire
'rope was Suspenlied, from the top.
44The gerierat idea was that this was
the natural landing that had eXisted
when the .island was uninhobited, and
that the one whichfwe had used was
Made when the lighthouse was built.
"HOwever, We trted aa every conceive
able Place to find soil Jor sand deep
&tough to bury treasure In, and nowhere
Avoid we. fent a spot. The eon was not
More than three feet thick, and then
we came on solid, rock. For titeee days
We dug a cut through sand heaps, and
Probed wail pointed iron rods, but all
to no purpeee, and on july 2 a gale
sprang up, and we had to sail away, but
not before every member ot the expedi-
tion Was geattsned that there was no
treasure Ln Alborana
ENOL.113H EXPEDITION MAKES
FRUITLESS SEARCH, FOR IT.
Secret of its Whereabouts Disclosed 10
Dying Man to No Purpoae—Aecourtt
of the Expedition—Tha Pirates'
Flight-a-Treatatre Syndicate Lands
Juno 30 on Wand Out Did Not Find
Expected Treaetaro.
eTrhotewntzchotapAt.11teealdec
gee, haosairusatudreetdburne*
,ed to Gibraltar from a treasure hunt
in the Wand of Albora,n, in the Medi-
terranean, opposite Melilla. The Seareh
arose front a statement made to T. 0,
ltdoltillehael, of Brighton, by an utd. WLInI
• -Man, wile had a secret conflded to him
when he was a, boy to the effect that
treasure worth $5,000,000 was buried by
Pirates on the island in 1.852. NOthina,
however, was found.
, Cant, Gage and. Mr. MoMichael were
accompanied bY Col. Levels, Capt. Eng.
lisle R. N.; Capt, ChaPlaln, E An the
on, Mister Campbell and Mews. J. a
Browne and E. S. eloplanson,
Account of the Expedition.
The tanowIng account of the eXpedi-
tion is supplied by a reporter who ac-
companied it:
"On june 10 the sehooner Alkelda, R.
Y, S, 140 tons, .owned by Capt Gage,
sailed from Plemeuth for Gibraltar.
. "We had a picked crew of slx Cornish
ilshermen and a young mate trent the
mercantile marine, and we were com-
manded by Capt, Long, who had been
many years in the service of .Capt Gage,
cook, ..two stewards arid a forecastle
hand completed the ship's company, and
the fortunate guests who had been in-
vited for the cruise were Col. D, T.
Lewis, Capt. English and Capt A.
• Campbell,eoefeet of the expeditioa was a
treasure. hunt, and the information we
depended on was, briefly, this:
"A few years ago a friend who own-
ed house' property in 'Yorkshire had to
press one of his tenants for rent,
"This tenant, a. retired array cap-
tain who was getting. on In years, told
the proprietor that in his soldiering
days he had a private named' Robinson
as•seevant, and that in:return for some
'kindness Robinson had told him. that
When quite a lad he had gone to sea and
served as cabin boy in a, merchant Ship
called the Young Constitution. He soon
found out that the ship was a pirate,
and waseseryingeon its nefarious busi-
ness off the coast of Jamaica.
• The Pirates' Flight.
• "In 1832, he said, British men -of -veer
were on the lookout for the Toting
.ConstitutIon, and being laden • with'
Jewels and gold to the value of fully a
million pounds, the 'caetal,n decided to
leave the West Indies and emade a
course for the Mediterranean •
.'They were chased by two )3ritish
frigates, but, being favored with fair
winds ,and fortunate fogs, they passed
safely through the Straits of Gibraltar.
' "Here .thepirate captain lost'• his
bearings. He .had nO eharts at the Medi-
terranean, and na keowledge of the
coast. Before -Wag they hove in ' sight
of a smell island, which they found. to
' be uninhabited. and Waterless.
"They packed their treasure in two
• great copper boiler e arid landed them
at the southeastern corner of the island
It took ten teen to get the treasure on•
shore, and they buried it close to the
landing place eight or nine feet deep,
and' then sailed •away to the nearest
port, to get Water, provielons and cherts.
"Later, one' said Itobirison„. "they
came in with two unarmed merchant
vessels; which they could not resist rob-
bing and scuttling, . . ,
"They were caught redeartded, and
every one eXeept Robinson was hanged
at the yardarm. Robinson was new the
.only 'living person' who knew of the
treasure, and he kept the secret until
he confided in his master.
e''The captain was. fo. rgiv,en, his debt in
exchange for the secret,or the buried
militon
,. • • ,
• ' Treasure:Syndicate. .
proprietor was an old man, and
not In robuat heelth, 'so he waned. to
' realize the fortune that ley hidden In
the. Island of Alberan, 140 miles froni
Gibraltar, until his eon was grown up.
••"After the usual negotletions with a
city. arm a entail syndicate was formed
and an expedition planned. Capt.., Gage
iittee up his yacht •and undertook to
eonvey•the syndicate front Gibraltar to
huseran and back and to assist in the
search.. •
,''We nailed from Plymouth on June
10, and, with fair winds and two days
of cairn we arrived. at Gibraltar on the
19th. The syndicate was .not due until
the 26th, and 'so we made expeditions
en Algeciras and Cattle, ' •
"It was thought advieable, to engage
an interpreter to go with us to Jellaba-
sn, as there Is a lighthouse on the Is-
land, and it iveulit be. necessary to ex-
, pheln to the keeper what We Were -Ian&
Mg oil his island for. It was thought
better to say we Were. prospecting„ for
oil. .• . • e
'When the syndicate, ariltred we set
sal'withOnt delay. -hut' the wind faded
away, and we were becalmed in a, very
choppy era, The current set us te .the
,south ward, and in a day or two We
were le 'sight of the Riff coast. Luck-
ily we Were welt armed and the Riff
114.re tes did not entice us,
'V171.th the help et the motor launeh
we towed the yacht for some hours, and
then the wind came; and at 6 a. m. on
June 30 we dropped anther 4n eight
fathoms of water on, the southeastern
side Of the treasure island.
Welcomed' by Natives,'
"Every one hurried on deck when the
enchor chain was heard rushing through
the hawse pipes, and • as we looked
through our glasses we made the land-
ing place Just as described in 'Robinson"s account, .
"But now the island was no longer
uninhabited. There was a lighthouse
and a large barrack -like building round
its base, and we saw sevenmen and
several boys and wOreen. ,
"Two braes put oft. The men, Who
were a very superioe class, offered Us
some rock cod for sate, while we offer-
ed thein Spanish wine, and stuffed the
boys with biscuit:4, breast arid butter,
and fruit. After breakfast we all land.
ed hi the cutter.
"Two of the most diplomatic, accom-
panied the interpreter, went up to
the lighthouse, and gave A, plauellele
Everyane. itian' Down
digitated—with headache:a indigeilion, conitips.
lion, boils, tumours, serofula �r other tesulte
impure bleod—ean find speedy relief in Mira
Mood Tonleo
draws out the poison from 114 blood and
tones up Stomachliver, kidneys, and towels,
Pore. safe, palatable—contains the medicinal
virtue* of eutstive herbs whieh *et in a natural
molar on'the spitent, Price, $1 a.hottle:,-6 for
$5. At drug.itores—ot ittlfh The Chemists' Co.
of Canada, Limited, Hamilton—Toronto.
.130 sure to el Me rsuist—aittlio,
Mr. Honore Beaugrand of arantreal
is dead. Ilre foe:idea To Patric.
YRADt rimot titoisTanco,
WIrIT WE Do SOME THINGS.
a
Certainly Not Because We Look Pretty
When We Do Them.
A man does not take ,off his hat to a
lady becanse he lopes nicer without it.
The instanee of bald men would. be
alone sufficient to upset such ala ex-
planation.
He does it because you must posi-
tively do Something when you meet a
lady or your whole civilization goes to
Pieces, and taking'off your hat is easier
thart taking off your necktie or lying
face downward on the pavement.
The primary point is that you must
do something., not that you must do
something beautiful. And as long as
cultivated people cannot grasp this
fact they wile find ;Weir efforts quite
futile in dealing with what they often
-consider the dullness of the middle
elasses or tite vulgarity and merbldity
of the poor.
In so far as the bourgeols thinks it
more important to wear a. Sunday hat
than a becoming hat he is perfectly
right. It is more important; the relig-
ion et the tribe is more important than
the pretty appearance of Mr. Jones.
In so far as the charwoman thinks
it more important that leer husband
Should have a "proper" funeral* than a
pretty funeral she is perfeetly right.
It is more Important. Decorum is as
permanent a human sentiment as art
and a much more pressing one,. Any
'healthy Savage would understand the
charwoman's sentiments exactly and
perhaps Werra her with demonstrations
ef barbaric approval.
He would also understand perfectly
the senttment of a Sunday ha.t. 1 be-.
neve itt sa.vages eayself. •X think that
ID a great many. matters they repre-
sent the enduring common sense and
moral ;minimum of iturnanitY. There is
nothing whioh I so Sineerely respeet itt
savages as their widespread and gen-
eraIiy disposition to • wear.
'top Itais.—LOndon Illustrated New's.
. Trout Kept In Tank For Guests.
. Another step has been taken in that
art of 'supreme simplicity whieh Is fast
becoming the' distinctive feature et the
London •sehool of epicures, ;
• The Carltort Hotel. is 'bringing 11ve-
.troat from llarritsforck-on-Tyne. The
tanks .in which they are ••carried. are.
packed in. Ice; and the water is ehanged
several ,thrtes on the way, so that the
fish •arrive. Ire London in prime condi-
tion. They are at ijnee transfeared tn
& great tank fed by water running over
miniature icebergs. This tank is cov-
ered with wire netting- to keep the vig-
orous fish teem leaping out
Presently: er. gloss tank wilt be fixed
in an annex to the palm garden beyond
the restanrant, and those who are so
Pleased may to and see the aethel Ash
caught teri 'minutes before- they are
served at table,' • • •
Of course,„ this cbstoin is. • a fairly
commori .one on the Continent, more
especially at little 'inns arnong the
mountales, but until M. Jacques took
It itt hand it:has:never been a suacess•
In London. • • •
Lest ;Year a • vielfore'th. Vevey • anent,
'one of 'the moat exctting,quaeters'of an
heur ot his lite iti„tryiag to land a siX
pound earp for his lunth front the pri-.'
vate fishpond at alittle innein Vevey.
It was not tiatil aseistarme had been
given that the fish. was. triUmphinely
caught, .
• Every. yeae a.t the great London res-
taurants the demand for plain fare in-
creases. Nothing could be more perfect-
ly, simple than "quite aubleu"—trout
fresh from the etreatn, plainly belled.
A Witty Compliment.
Among tile litigants' before' the Eng-
lish courte some years ago was e Mrs.
Weldon, who; Indeed, was so constant-
ly at law that Baron Polloca once re-
marked: "This lady •ha,s now such a
very large'euelnese at the bee that we
Mast. give her every indulgertee."••Mrs,
Waldorf was not abashed by the. judges
.and said many *levet- things in court.
The reminisothees of the late John Geo.
Witt, X. .0„ inolude an anecdote of one
of. her appearances in, the Court of
'Appeal, ,,,She was endeavoring .td up-
set ' 'a judginent et Vice -Chancellor
Bacon and one ground of complaint was'
that the Judge was too old • to. under -
'Stand the case. Thereupon. Lord Esher
Said: "The last tittle you were here. you
-complained that your ease had been
tried by my brother Bowen, and yeu
said he .was only a bit of.a. boy and
could .not do you justice, . Now you
tome here and say that my brattier.
Bacon Was too old. 'What age cf.() you
Want the judge to be?""Your age,"
promptly replied Mrs. *Odom fixing
her bright eyes on the handsome coun-
tehance of the Master of the Rolls.
• etarentee. to Yonreetv..
TO the many correspendents who
lave wintten inquiries Ilea suggeatIons.
ts to a' Cure for statnutering we .may
date that this .is not a medleal bu.
tau. Thle Welter gave his own meth -
xi of etuitig his own particular nary -
)us disorder, which is probably
shared by many of his fellow men, Let
t be repeated in answer to many who
teem to have seen the problem and
Missed the solution. COnsunte your
Ywn innoke. If you must starnnter, try'
;a stammer to yourself, When you
save tut -tutted and gur-gurred
sutfl-
1eutty to yourself, you will be ready
with the word. It is quite astonishing
2cAV Soon the Inaudible stammer be,
:came unnecessary and the avord IS
whipped out! But there are some men'
Who hug a stammer—StamMering al -
Notre in the right plitee—ilftIng Curl-
isity to tiptoe in the listener. Charles
Lamb stammered, but always In the
tight place„ as when he went to buy
ameso (the story may be quite untrue).
Cho shopmati offered to Send it home,.
Lamb Inspected It. Then he asked tor
t bit a string. "I think," Ise said, "I
Maid 1.1.1.1.ead it home." — Loud.*
ineetator.
.1••••10.41.1.1*.
A (lawman at Landon. Ont., w.
final $211 anif Mete for 'Mee:the it
little White girl.
in and Out of Cork.
The Societe Museum In England con-
tairie a. vorit model of the Coliseum.
This Was prebably acelaired by Ste
Zehrt Snail° ehleile because orI I def-
fieult to out. Mr. Mauston tells in "The
Burlington" a. story eonneeted wtth it.
The tate keeper, Ur. Birch, was show-
ing a party of Antertcan visitors over
the museum and Mentioned that this
was "made In cork." "That is curious,"
eald one of the ladies, 4'We are lust
going to visit some frtends.ahere."
Mean, madam," he explained, "that thia
model. Vta..5 411340 011t Or cork." "That
Is stilt more eurloes," she rePited. "Our
friends live jest a little way out et
Cork."
Farmer Haunted by Hail.
A Natal farmer who was summoned
to Durban for non-pxyment of the poll.
tax offered the extraordinary defense
that he had been ruined by the attert-
tIons of a hailstorm whteh haunted biro
wherever he Went, and destroyea his
eroPs.
He Pleaded that If he were given time
te pay he would go to another district
in the 'hope of eseeptng his misfortune.
The man's statements were investi-
gated, and it was proved that his maps
bad suffered damages from eallstorms,
while other growing produce la the
neighborhood was untottchee.
•
Not a Clothes neg.
Veggie Newton had been a faithful
tousehold drudge for years, itad had
tot grumbled much when her wages
were occasionally Passed over. But as
ime went on, and her salary fell more
Ind mare into arreer, she ventured to
I= for something "on account." •
"Why, haven't I paid you your wages.
ately, reg? Hew careless of me,"'
ter mistress said. "I'ra sorry 1 have
lo theney in the house just now, but
tere'a a smart cloak that I've ceased' to
wear, and whicit,is ouly a wee bit out
tf fashion: You'll take it in lieu of
wages, won't your
• "No, ma'am, I'm • sure I shan't," said
Peg; wrathfully eying the faded old
aortic. "A peg I may be by name, but
t won't be the sort of peg that people
tang castoff clothes one -not lf I know
t."-1ondon Answers.
r •
ola whist Terms.
The following passage is from the
idventuter, No. 35, 'March 6, 1753:
• "On Sunday' last a terrible fire broke
411t at Lady Brag's, occasioned by the
following accident: Mrs. Overall, the
tonsekeeper, baying lost three rubbers
it whist running without holding a
twabber • (notwitbstanding she . had.
:hanged chairs, furzed the cards and or-
leted jemmy, the footbriY, to sitcross
egged for goad luck), grew .out of all
mtlenee and, taking up the devil's.
'mks, as she called them, flungthew
alto. the •ilre, and. the tiaines spread to
:he steward's room."' •
Swabbers are the ace of heartsythe
knave or clubs and the ace and the
leuce of trumps at whist. To tura or
fuzz is to shuffle the cards very care-
fully or to •change the pack. --London
Notes and •Queries..
. •
•avity atoms clouds Are sleek.
•
The color Of a.eleuti depends 'on the
Manner in whiCh the sunlight fal!s..Upoil
It and the positioa of the observer. It •
Will be noticed that high clouds are at,
ways .white alight In color, and this
Is beettuse the. light by which they are
seen is reflected from the under surface
by the :numberleas drops of moisture
which go to form .the eloUd. Bavy
rain clouds,• on the other•hand, are
found muck nearer the earth, and so
the light, faith on them More directly
from aboVe, giviug a silver 'lining to the .
cloud, though , the undersurface rip-
' Pears' black owingici• the complete re.
. neaten and. absorption the light by.
the upper livers. Seen from above
all otiserver in a balloon,• the blackest
rith clouds appear cie the most dangling-.
ly brilliant white.. . ••
:Tennis and Lavin Tennis.
:• There are thousands 'whoimagine
that tennis and lima tennis are ident1.
cal. le Americt tennis,- the Mother
game, is always' known as court tete'
nis, whereas lawn taunts Is getien
ally known as "tennis," Tbe .games
pre In mem; respects very dif-
ferent. The 'court, willeb in lawn
tennis Is open, in tennis Is closed
at tbe back and stiles by the wells, and
almest invariably above 'by a roof.
Tbere Is a cousiderable amount of play
ofrthe back and side walls. .The balls
are herder tbon lawn tennis balls. be-
ing, In feat, of the eonsisteney ot•
cricket balls. Renee the rackets err
heavier end the gut is thicker.—lery's
Magazine. .
isfalltshed 4'79
Whooping Cough, Croup, Bronehlits
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than to take the remedy into the stontaelt T
Itsores bec.ause the air rendered strongly and.
septic is named over the diseased stuface With
every breath, Kiving prolonged end coogent tone
;Irma. It, is invaluable to mothers with snail
children.
Tleireof, a copeurnprive
tendency find inintediate
relief front malts or b-
eamed cosaiiions of the
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The Retort caustie.
'An American' in Devonshire, accord-
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• 'peculiar. rock fore -melon known eo5e.11•10 •
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perty. "Waal," said the,Yrinkee, "I was
beide should Inane a point of see'ing
'Satan's Stool,' but I never goessed
should %aye the pleasure of Meeting the
oweer."
'The King's Wardrobe,
Xtng Edward's taithrs have a stand-
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from military untforme tutd court
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