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Fluid; Lightning Is simply a =gyrations ithem
auntie ftennalY. I was for two months a erilifei.
from Sciatica, One bottle gave me instant re.
net, and placed me on no* feet again, 1 have
driven fourteen tulles to day (=meth= COMO
t possibly have done were it nob for Vluid
Lightning) for the 07:11109$ purpose of procuring
another bottle. so says William Dixon, Gamin -
mot Only 25 eentslicr boa= at the drug store,
Tut Hectic ,Flusb, pale 'hollow
cheeks and precarious 0-Plietitei
cafe worms Freeman's Worm Vow.
deAs will quickly and effectually re•
move them.
•SPetating Of plagiarism Mr, Labou.
has something rather sensible
to say r•-•3"l'here is nothing new and
original under the sun," he remarks,
'and the notes on' winch a dramatist
can ring his olianies tiro not nearly
so numerous as. the keys on an or,
divary piano. Whenever a tune is
composed some wiseacre gets up ftrid.
Saye ‘.1 havetheard that before.' It
is the,saine with a play,.. Some part
or oilier of it has always been heard
before, The skill of the dramatist
eonsisio in concealing his obi tunes—
'''. he crow' ,
1 had for years bcos a odscrabte sufferer from
Dyspepsia, and tried all kMarli l'Oinedied and the
bait inadital •skill of my tit:quaint:um,: but still
grew worse. until unable to apt unythhig without
root suffering, or do any kind of work. 1 itegan
te,think there .was po hope for UM, and that
11111.5t suruly die; who, like a drowning .
catehltlg at 'Pt Straw, 1 determined to give itie-
• Orsor s speedy Cure It, trial, 1 at once bonen to
improve so rapidly that In tIVCI mouths •I W aS as
writ Us /1).14 firer been- In my lifo.-Wit, EVNIV5,
1,1:411INK0.%. liold by the druggist; Free trial
.lottles.. •
Thr editor Of a paper Which made
a Specialty of giviug a full columu
weekly of the Lest cooking :receipts
and hints wrote hurriedly, ".A gour-
mand says the way to broil beef steak
is to hold it over red hot coals while
3•ou count forty -fire. Turn the spit
four times.? He Ira s.mtiob Chagrined
When' it appeared in the Paper,. "A
granny says, the way to boil beef soup.
is to.hold •it over rancid cats which
you tnot fortify. Turnand spit
a few times," 'rile oompositer,said
asterwards he thought, it read kinder
queer, but tried to Nolloiv copy,,"
A FORTUNATE ESCAPE,
lira Cyrus Kil born e, 413 ea rn v i 11 ell
„had what was supposed .to he
a 0 ulcer on her nose. She Was about
to submit to a cancer doctor's treat
Inenti when she conciptied to try
llurcleck Blood Bitters', inter,nallY and
ext.Nnally, rifew bottles 01 which en-
tirely, cured ber,
NATIONAL Pitts are sugar coated,'
inild.but thorough, nod are the best
i-qoinaoli:and Liver Pill in use,
"Look yeah, •Jede,kiali, did You
marry Alatilda Jane lrucklebablt
tidied one darkey of another. "Drit'S
joss ,What I did," was the. response:
"What did yOtt marry Chit Old Noinair;
for ?• ,,She's olei''nuff to be your mud
• der." "I married her for what 6110'6
• V:Uff. Yen see dein chillun can pick
a power ob cottonsdia fall.; 'aides she
. owns a one -eyed, intilo and: a Led:
Ls Bev?Golly ! Dot
'omen offered' to marry .Me.oncet, an',
• I !fused. • What 11facil. is." .
• A tiEFUL. HINT.
• It may be.useful for the reader' to
know that the popular'preParation
known -.its IlagyarirsYellow oil •has
. proved a' soVereign remedy. for'deuf,
' tress, many .certificd „cures ,being on
• record, Ilagyard's Yellow •Oil also,
tures aches, tieing, and lainenessond •
inay, le. used internally 'as welt as
outwardly:, • • • • •
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Few words, are., co_anioner ,inthe
• linguagilr'Aif .-newspapers than the
word "allegedy' says a writer in,
'Macmillan's Magazine'' •'To tIlee
anything, in;the. old • meaning is to
aairm it tvitli,the .exactneas of a dis•
patch, lint ,the \participle of this.
erb liar Nand new service. When-
ever any doubt is .f4t, that a Morder
a murder the 'deed is softened to
an ."alleged" Murder. Whenever a
man loses his watch and his senses
and cannot tcU • ekitetly how -:.,they
. . sent, tireifIrtneirterl-Vrcrurerror
chronicled as an "alleged robbery,"
Accordinn•btii these new linguistic
lights an allegation means a'gness„
------.Kfivjen To MoTirmitii, —Are yoa
c 1 at•niglit'and broken o1' (1111 test by a
r kchild SIIINI'll1tr and crying Iiith Fun
c f•Cutting.Tectit 5 I154) send at 0140(1 and
- gett a bottle of '".M.rs Wirt Jew's Soothing
• • iVrtip" for bliiiiiieittectliing, It8 value
i, incalculable it ivili relieve the temr
• l ti tie attire' er inimsi1ste1y, Deptind'upon
mothers there lane iniMke ttil?out it.
3? cures pySontery tom Diarrhol% regulates
i 'le StOtIldeili anti /Mrels,. elites Wind.
C 41114, softens the inns,' reduces fulfilment.
lint, aria giVei tone and en:1:gy to the
v.hole ystinn. "Mrs. Winslow s Soothing.
hyritog for children teethingis ltleitsalit
) tights -is nial'is the preseription of one..
rf the oldekt and best frimile •physidion.s.
aid nurses in tiro tniteti States and is
14 sale by Ail. druggists throughout the
'ort.!, Price twenty.fire cents 5 bottle, •
3.:' sire 5151 ask for "Nits, Wixsrow's.
$vi" , and take 110 other
3, ;ad: • • .11911 • ..
The rriOne ot Writes heing, at Iris
(alien's 'said "Poole, I see your
• name on the list of thOse. who attelld
e 1 Lady 1rery's pn.rty.4' "Yes, your
.; highness, I, went around. tor a short.
•-: 4;,„ time," ."YOU Must have had a call:.
• ' 'ital tinia.,"...Poole.;• (1141 you tlot ?"
Well, your bidliness, it vti*as14444sant.
(.tsougly, you know.Nu:thin' Iles tra,"
4NlktWas° theMatter with It?
'1 should:suppose' you wankd enjoy it
up 'there with all the nobs," "You
iour lughness.1-you must Have
se011 by t1n dO1111j.narim1 - the so.
CICEV was a little -..lust....a-14ttle-2ell---•
unroasonable, Poole I
GOni God 1 Yeti ,couldn't expect 'ern
all to he tailors
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How admirable are tby tv'orits, 0
N1t1t1re 1 An ordinary woman's waist
is 30 *lies round; an ordinary
inan's arm is 30 inches long.
Years of experience and succesalui trial.bare
proved lit:Gregor & l'ark's Catholic Csrato the
most wimple= and satisfactory compound for
healing Olti Sores, Festerings, ties, Unts,•
Wounds, Burns, Vrost Bites or Felons, and for
keeping oat the told mid to cleanse or prevent
proud flesh, sloughing, or decay. Insist en baV..
1114 thiOraror s rarite' Cobollo ,perato, sola at
250; by 1W:druggists;
Fon Trough conditions of the skin,
Shainpooing the head, Pialpiss,• Er.
uptions acrd Skin diseases, use
Law's Sulpher Soap.
As an Austin girl sat looking out
of the window the other day she saw.
one of her rude • little brothers on
the sidewalft, walking about on his
hands with his' feet In the air a la
oirous mixt, "Dick," she Etta re-
proachingly, "don't Dick, 1 wattlant,"
4'Woultrot ' replied the naughty
boy looking up very knowingly.
Would'nt 1 13y jtngo, you dowot
• A SECRET FOR THE LADIE1•5.
• The great success of beauty is pure
blood: l'',"Eruptions and all blotches
that disfigure the face, may be quick-
ly cured by 13nrcleck !Blood Bitters.
Annie •Ileath, of J?ortland, certifies'
that she was cured by this remedy,
suffering far two yea.es.
"Never ding the stomach with nau•
'seating and weakenino.expectoz,ants
and opiates 3 lIagyards Pectoral Bal-
sam is pleasant and reliable in its
effects, and safe in all throat and
lung complaints that, 11 neglected,
end in consnmption.
11-iniatIr (to • 'John, who has just
buried hiS fourth wife) Wide') of
your Wives, John, did you think most
of ? if 1 may he excused for asking
you." John (dryly) Wee, tae
tell ye the truth, Mihister lie leov-
ini yin the lecir t•41' that's
fao's claithi '.
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TUE altE.er SOURCE •rf Consumption.
and many waiting forms of disease,
scrofulalurking in the system. The
true •specific for this ,condition is
found in Bui•dock,Illoocl Bitters that
Medicine pulIties the 'blood and
builds ,up the enfeebled frame.
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Fm -aa colic, unnatural appetite,
fretfulness, weakness, and °anvil];
Mons,are some Of the effects of
Wormsin children ; destroy • the
worms with Dr: Low's Worm Syi'up.
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