The Huron News-Record, 1886-05-05, Page 61
A band of young empty divinity To break up a cold or cough or
student, paid a visit to the Manse of its ill results there is no better rem•
country clergyman: a flock of tui -1 edy than Tiagye'sle Pectoral Balsam.
keys followed them to the door,
'Sir,' said rine of the probationers,
'do you ,allow the turkeys, to come
intp the house?' 'Sometimes,' re.
plied the minister; 'but T will not
permit thew at this time, for I never
suffer turkeys anti geese to . ,enter at
the sante time.'
ONE DOI,L4.R FIVE
$UNPRED.
Isaac Brown, of Bothwell, Ont.,
was aitliotod with chronic humor in
'the ,blood. He says one dollar
,bottle of,Burdook Blood Bitters was
worth more than, $500.00 paid for
other medicines.. It is 'a reliable.
bleed purifier. '
Fnvelt collo, unnatural ' appetite''
fretfulness, weakness, and convul.
cions, .are, some of the effects of
Worms in children ;: destroy the
worms with Dr. Lowe Worm Syrup.
SEIII,Qa'SCOIJG a and Cousuanption
(Awe is sgld;by. J.H, Conrbe, Ultuton,on
at guarantee. Itcures Consnmpticn,
385-y
Lecturing at Govan recently en.
'Past and Present' Sheriff Nicholson
compared the present of Scotland
with several epochs of the past. In
regard tofoodhe acid Scottish
people two or three, or even one,'
hundred years ago, lived almosten
tireiy on oatmeal and what was called
'hail brose.' life Would trot#. how.
ei'er,.as a Scotsman, say one single
word against theuse o'. either • oat-
meal or kail brose, Indeed, he was
sorry .that oatmeal and 'bannocks',
bed given; place,, even in the poorest
families,: to 'loaf bueadi-aye, .' end -
cookies, --4a change which, it was to
be feared, Would tend eery much to'
alter 'lite national . character; both
physically and mentally,' and not for
the better.
A.PLEAS'TNG DUTY.
'•1:feel•it,nay duty to say," writes
•lohn Borton; of Desert P. Q:,. '4hat
Burdock Brood Bitters cured <my
wife of liver complaint, from •Which'
Abe had been a chronic' sufferer.
'Fi'er distressing,. painful symptoms
soon gave wary, andI can highly 're-
corninendthe medicine to all suffer:• ,
ing' as rho did,"
C.1'TAAllti CCTR1aD, heaithand sweet
breath secured, by snob's- i'atai•rh
Remedy. Price 50. cents Nasal In-
itiator free. 'Sold by J. Cornbe. • 885 y
An American, clergyman;who: is in
the*habit of preaehifig in different
parts of .the•'.country, was, not long
since, at a courtry hotel,, where he
o;bserveacl a horse -deafen trying to
;take in a simple gentle 'man, by im-
posing upon hit. . e broken. winded
lwise for a sound .one. • i'he ` parson
knelt the l241 cliaracter;of•the dealer
end Wang the aside, told
him to be cautioris•of the person he
vvcts ,deelin g with. The gentleman
declined the p•urchase;. ',and• the
!reales', (.mite nettled, observed, 'Par.
son, I . bad 'Much. rather .hear you
.i,t'eaoh thin see.you•.pfivatel.y •inter.
,t'i'e , in bargains between man and
iuiun in this".rt'ay.'' '1t'ell,',replied
the parson,.' 'if ;feu had been, where
youjouhht to have been .last Sunday,
y°ujniight have heard me' preach:'
., Where was that?' inquired the deal.
'In .the
State'
prison
returned
u
red
the'clergymam,'
• :.A MODERN DIIRACI:11.
1 n
a• recent letter from R. W.
• th wson., of Detoraine,, Ont., he States
that .he Ms i'eeovered •from. the
worst Fenn cf dyspepsia, after suf..
fering for fifteen years'; and, when a
council of doctorspirotibuneed, him
• incurable he tried Burdock' Blood
Hitters, six bottles of which restored
Les health. .
•
-,�,f%lall'PpTAl731t islrnt=yzru-
!siert for Constipation, Loss of .A.ppetite,
l .:'. Russ,• andall symptoms of Dyspep.
S111. Pride 10'ancl 75 cuts per bottle.
,sold by J. Ii, Combe. 385-y•
• ;lin exchange tells of a young wife
`enio was told, by hail brother, that. her
1,'risband gait bled. She couldn't': be-.
Reye it, and, to, coavines' her, the
brother took her,.dressed• in'a suit of
his clothing, to a'. house where she
saw her hubby lose $400. Then she
made
herself ' no
e ,k wn,and matched
tire astonished. betaediet home by the
arm. :'Vile aeason. isn't very far ad.
vauoed.;yet,. but,, nevertheless, this'
wouran, ion G ta, elrcumstanee oofn.-
Dared to the one we .heard of the
•doer day.. She was .also a young
wife, only, more gentle, coy and
ninil. .She also disguised herself,
and following. her gotnbltng lord and
master, saw .hies win $780. •She.
ladeherself known ;by: jumping on
his neck with both feet... Then she
:bragged her paralysed husband down'
Lea rnil.itnery store and made: hits]
sliend the money for a Spring bon-
net, after which she stole what small
vhange there was Left and broke the,
hearts•of all the other waw -:ix 111 the -
town, 1'hiiz gambling evit•is getting
td be, a Lerr;hie 'Wag.
•
en I'ieetic hush, pate l:oi'.bw
elieeize and precarious appetite, lncli-
eate wornis. 1 i'eetnen"s Worn/ • Pow.
Yi,sats will q,,iielely anti effectually .re-
ui,,ve diem.
T rig . 11:ww1 ' Sti'1i!E3-Ii80Uil13, /he,:
vio4 lttr,,cl,/ Cirotilttt(:r feu ce' Zara/ilts'lt
ad, 141 Glencoe'. 1191.25''zt 71ntzt•.iro rtt
,•,z)at ;. SetrzfJ ttf of all and li:n 'o
wu„ r!.41,t: ,v til Ike
WILT., TOTT RIFF > it with Dyspepsia
and Liver Cowplalnt? Bhtlob's Vital.
Iz
er Is t,uarauteciw tutors you. Sold by
J, FI 4loinbe, 1385 y.e-o-w,.
. Na,elgxan Fiera are sugar coated,
mild but thorough, and are the best
Stomach end Liver Pill in use.
Church bells aril Said to be going
out of use in every American 'city.
CROUP, AVlit)(OE LNG C0110 /I and
Bronchitis immediately relieved by
Shiloh'a.Cure. Sold by J.13, Clornbe.
835-y
aA DOUBLE BRNI;FIT.
Ilarry Ricardo, of 'Toronto, cert!.
fies to the benefits received froom the
use of .liagyard's Yellow Oil¢ as:a
cure for rheumatism and deafness.'
his affliction with these.00n;bined
troubles being s severe one.
One out of every three persons in
middle life do not hear so well with
tine ear as the other, '
_t 'SEVERE TRIAL,
'Thome who endure the torturing
pangs of neuralgia, rheumatism
sciatica, lumbago, and similiar pain''
fur complrints are severely tried,
but there is a speedy relief' in. Hag.
yard's Yellow Oil as thousanels Who:
have 'used it., joyfully testify: It
banishes pain and lameness quickly.
SLEEPLESS NIGT-ITS, made miser-
able by that terrib e cough, Shiloh's'
()are is 'th'e ;remedy'for you. Sold by,
J IL Colnhe. 35•y o
-Some one calculates that we shall
not have another February contain'
1 g; fire $1111(149 until 1920 It semis.
l r-etty hard to haveto wait sq' long
for. five .church -going days' in the
•
month of February, but ad long as'
we .have August containing'five Sun-
days, the complaint will ..not be so
geneual The trolling is better'. in
August than. in February.•
„
THAT HACKING COUGH cab be •so
meekly cured by Sliilob'a Cures We
guarantee it) Sold byJ 11. Combo 885
'U'se Prof, Low's S'ulpfitvr Soap for
l'riekly 'heat, Nettle Rash,' Scaly.
Eruption,- itch, and all diseased con•
ditlons'of thb akin' ' .
"Ther `1Telshmen,", says the Si.
Jraine's Gazet;le, "who do not approve
of 'Sundaseclosing actst•:.have im•
proved upon a .device' common in
Scotland. In .the north country you
can sometimes get a glass of whiskey.
on Sunday if you pay sixpence for a
biscuit to eat with it. The drawback
here has always been that some .per
sons have drunkthe whiskey an'd -
.then given. the biscuits back. '• But
in S'c'ales a barbel: undertakes: to
shave .you .on "Sunday ,at a higher
charge than that glade on, week days,
and to refresh you he'uiviss you a,
east of beer. Jt has, become -so
common% for Welshmen. todefer'.
.getting shaved till ,Sunday that the
law • has interfered; and Sunday shhv.
lug is now :trolled hotter selling with-
out a license:''
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