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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1886-04-28, Page 6.....�. -''-111" " *". r'""rr°"4"w ♦tt'„�5••? "IN"o■h;4 Say 1 ou to i Piece off It ottst litvel•illirilt •�1'�1wtiQill•t{l w wen, there Is nitwit to be said 1hv wicstion brit',; aske'l of the. banqueter at rho ateragt boarding !louse, conyui)rem,nisetotas.,u:loseren• tititiIty •to the h.)rrs, anti, 1 ectsto:tlt three auto south thereat. I[e, of course,wUI pates, uuie.+i It ,recurs. to hutlthat Ile needs swinge fur his trunk. Shutt," there be any suffering, from tb o t tracts atm lndulganee to elut'h sinuous faro, tom Mt(;resor'p Speedy Cur a 3'n0 and, Gifectual 'inial% for Dyspepsia,' Constipation and all aifeethuhs uftthe ;annum slid liver, told by aU druggist. l ria, tear. • StsS it 1)lt, Lows Pt,r, s:i:vT WOR31 .rnyurr. -.stn agreeable, safe and effectual remedy to remove all kinds of worms, • 4t ,rick, lately, a 'Chaps John' offered a brid.lo,forwsale, when a man m the crowd Ind 'a crown,' The bull was' instantly accepted, and pay inert demanded, It vas the crown of lny hat' I meant,' ;;inti• the pur- chaser,' 'Very well,' responded the other, 1a, bargain's a bargain ; hand it here.' Thinking the .whole,atlair a joke, and judging. himself very eget er, We individual handed t'p the hat, and received the bridle, where- upon the auctioneer very .cooly cut out the crown with «t.petvldnife, a na 1 returned the- restof the hat -to- the outwitted jt)ker, who disappear amid a roar of Ianghter hoeing tl Winch too dear forboth' and his bridle, • A Y$L ETA:, 1 EI'LATu1IE,t.' 'eine of the moat value' lefeatures of,liagyard's Yellow Oil is that unlike ordinary liniments it oar be safely and effectually taken internally as well:ait;'tt'pplted in cases .of 'pains, in• ilzinamation, sore'throat, rheumatism, Mill all painful,..ceinplaint,y'aria 'in. juries.. ' . • 811.IL.4OI{ 8 (:trftE will immediately relieve Croup, Whooping Cough, and Bronchitis. 'Sold 'by J. ii'. Combe. • 83 fids 1 i11aria 1611 11411)pe1116110.. • 1•'1'140re Is now 'being utanefaeti.irefr here .an .n•tiele for instantly ,emot•im;:pain of any ;lento • xtevnal nature Mat it is certainly Um most perfect gra for Neuralgia, Hctulaehc, Toothti heand tl>. no that has ever hese tried.. It is narked Mulct ,, i,Ightttinkfrotn tipro thd :aaner.iit 0:1 khItacts,- ,,ad is mnnufaeturod by 'iteU egos $ 1'tirke $o111' Clinton by the din Stet. 3;35.at • o, fn a workshop -in Priisley a knot of • workmen fvere chatting during work ins hours,wheri . unexpectedly •their employer himself choppe(1., in upon thein.- They -nil iristant`ly p•ut; their hands to Something -here and -here,- iniless.one who Was the painter.'ire hail -w paint brush in • his hand,' and could:see nothing` that he reaSenubly could -appear. tobe. working . a, but ~not to be bent be went to the • grinil• stone 'ana•heldthe shit; t.of,the bras,, to it, :r -NASAL fx,TECTOFL` free with• •each Bottle of Shiloh's Catarrh '.Rem- - (-riv, price f t) cents.. Sc I d by J., II: 'otnbe. ' 330 !y t'o.a P.ougii conditions of the skin) Shampooing the bead; Purples, Jr options and: kin fiisetlses, use' Prof. low's Sulplier Scali,, fo a Bordri' county the inmat•s of a farwliouse Were. rinsed •ou' a. chid , November .niglit'by'the alarm of Li •e;. in asliolt time evai'ything; 'wv,rs hus- tle ;and' •excitement Neighbours carne• rushing fi'oui all quarters, and did what they' coultd to stay the. pro gress.of,the. flame., abd saveas many of the' farmer's.. eifects'as . possible: l'o extinguish the tiro'.was,altogether, beyond their polt'er,. and . In'tt'-very short space of time th`e building :was, a mass, of ruins. 'Men, John',' saki a ;ynlpathetio. Vghbor,• :_aclsiressirig the unfortunai i farmer, I'I'n rale sorry fos• ye this• ui,lit; • hut . woo • curl ye no; manage to save yur pair, neither, in law,wha' f learn,bas perished in•.t.be --rIATIft r "''W:t11lirr irficl- ;Toll,,• -will,' something apliroo.ctting to a Prink, ...there wasn't ani.tlier_ halt. on the hail • premises insured hut hersel," • A SUCCESSFUL .11ESUL 1'. • •\Ir.• 'rank Hendry, writing from a �e ktl-sa35:® _`�__4tuillttss i AIL • bottle. of Bitrdocic Blood Bitters to !purify my blood. It did purity it, and 'low- I hale.exeel-len-t• health " As a blood purifying tonic anal system re• - gulator the result- el' taking 1 B. 13. 13. is. tf ways. successful, , TILE REV; G1110- It. rli,\ YEII, of I3ourbon,.Lod ., say's : "Both my,selt 01111 wife awe -our.li've0 to SLI,L[.O1I'8 i;t)1rSU1IP'lleKc oU1tE." Sold' by. 'fy.,'f., ti. Coombe. 336 ly new church having been built fur a par ish in s filth. wester,' 0000- ty, niaterirtls of the gbh one were (1i5 tyoseds of untie'•tdio- .hammer of -the auctioneer. Attending the sale With it eilia ll.country laird; of et good htim• cured disposition, but as he wail sop - posed to be slightly deficient in intellectual endowment, he svgs often mnrte the object of his neigh. ,1)ours' harmless banter,: When the p11-tplt WAS. pd 1. np foe sale, the nt111• rete' addressi1)311dm, said, ';ilan; !•1541,ly,, yot1 should buy the l,niltil, it wItild mak' a tine Calf oris,' •N'a, na,, earl Sandy., (let it gang for some,. thing else nun; it's been. It.cnlf's crib. ,fang' eneneh,''' 'R) y LILf, On the occasion ofst 'induction' -dinner given to a lligltittntl i lergyni:ul the: fitrinei•s attached to his church sent in beforehand liberal supplies of farm produce. A certain) spinster with a view towards matrimony, cent ' the young unlevelled .minister score oilier fattest poultry;. but great was her disappointment when she was told that itoln,dres were to be in'viteat to the dinner, and she indignantly sattl, It's an awfn' like thing tlatlt folk winna get leave to pick. .their. ,tin banes(' CONSTIT11I:'` ' 1 Y 4`•OIERn 3f An old phyician, retired fl'fOnpractice, having had pinc.',l in' his hands by au l',st India ntiti.iunluy 1.Ito formula .of n 11111;1e v ' etahit rt'luctly I'nr tilt! 31;64'y al).el uitltt.l)'itt t'ltTC cr (;unsituiltlow i3ronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma awl all throat and Lung .'t'1l'•'ctton4, Shu :a pos• itiveanti t tlicul,eria1•nr Nervous1)t'bility • and all ;(ervouS Cenlpintnt,i; after having tatted its wonderful etu'ntive, powers in thousands of cases, dlas fe11 it hi:( duty b snake it known to- his staeriog fellows, Artuuted liy this lnolil•e and a- dc>:il'eto. •r.'li(ve huinarl sullbtiug, I will send frri' of char(c', to 11i.;wbu desire it, Ibis N- ON, its (150001,, l rcu'•h or English, ,villa direction1 for prcpating 5101 using Sent by mftil hy adthc sial; wit1, stnibp, naming. this paper, W. a♦ N;.,TCs, 14t' Powells. Block, Boeleesler, L •l: •• t,Sa-ye,O.w.' ARE. YOtT MADE' miserable by In.. digestion, ,Constipation, 1)i/'.'Hess, Lo•s' ,of Appetite, • Yellow ,Skin? Slhiloh's Vitalizer is a positive cure. :ol(lby•J.. 11. Combe. 336-1y. e.o.it JACI% • FROST CONQUERED, ,Although during the, cold season "Jack Trost" gots in his worts lic'ely, yet Iinygard's Yellow Oil 'beats.. him every time,t coring chilblains, frost bites, -and. all ♦their painful effects. Lt also cures group, sore throaty.rheu. coati m, and roost •painful affections, I,;TTrr ' 13e.C.1NwxT 0s. --Tile steam which raised she lid ori' . the kettle led aphilosophic mind :to' utilize it for man's benetit. No one dreamed , thnx we should now be .dragged along' -by it at -the: rate., of sixty ti i-Ies an Amur. • When Perry 'Travis made a.' -preparation foretite medicinal use • of his family, thirty. years ago, neither ,he nor any man imagined .that it would now be sold hi e t ry land, mid ,drove to ..be the Pin itler, o1 the world: • • • A:younf Mian, .,','cantly • married,' suggested Lo'his wire' that they 4ho'uhl argue sonle'question franitly and fltl1v every morning:in otvler-lolearn nloje. of •odes' other Tho :first question happened to he 'whether a woman could be expected to get along with out a bat•,' and be 'took Ilio mill rill ttve;• and• when Last:seen be • had climbed 'into a hayloft and •Was' put • ling• the: ladder after with; FORDYS1EI' T,' ••anri LiverCorn. •. plaint, you have a Printed guarantee. on .every bottle. 01. eiliildll's:�'ital.i7rr;„ It never fails to•cure: olti;fiy J.1!.. 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