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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1883-09-05, Page 43WC.TXtON' lieWg °It Ntrortl .Tho lobed 1TOWS Huron .flecord.,. .(44r4ka.441.1•250).) Clinton, Wednesday, September6 74=4. —7 -Zi Remarkable Feat, • After commenting on, the fact that during the past two menthe_ 101 newly married eauple had visited thepicturesque town of Port A•rthur, the Thunder Bay tS'arseittel goes.'ou to say:— "The last of these left last night • by rail for Winnipeg. Fe haps the fact that a hundred had preceded . them, • that the groom in question was bprn in the historical.yearo 18- 2, that both he aud, his spouse had. been married twice before, and that the third union -co.nsuenuated an event perhaps never before heard of in ornithological history,: a're rea- sons sufficient fpr making wefts:than passing allusion to the happy pair, Mr..Jolin Eagle is thci popular pro- ' prietor -of the -Eagle Hotel .ab Wes toe, a suburban rendezvous for plea- sere.seekers of Toronto. Mr. Eagle had knowp_for_msn Nightingale, a widowed lady of .eon• aimicra,bre attractiveness, and.the busy folk of ..Weston, soon after the decease'of the gentleman in question, • made up their minds that the lordly Eagle should carry oil the nocturnal warbler. The worthy host of the Eagle House could uot venture abroad for a day but upon .hisre- turn he would be greeted with the. congratulations of his friends„ But a few days.ago a well-known clergy. man of Toronto accomplished tlTWT remarkable feat of transforming a nightingale into an eagle. • An hour later. and Toronto was miles behind ' the blushing bride and :her cempah- ion, who made all haste for the little Arcadian townotTort Arthur.. In the meantime the people of Weston are trying to creek • the nut.- that hati been thus provided for thenm, and there is little doubt that aright royal -reception wilrbe accorded the happy pair upon their return to the Eagle Hotel. , - mainly_frae Scotland, yo see ;taiga', Ptood o'Spotland, but perhaps .ye diuna ken it that I'm a Scotch- • tieaultat 1{01 .1ra where they • speak the purest English in the wand, an' moony a man free Gies - ea is taken to be . an Englishman, but not detain ye, sae here's the toast o' a' the toasts,. 4.3.1a mutt y• man Burns.' �iigimt of. Popular PIIIIISCS. St. Louts-oibbe.nonocrat. "Devil take the flindmost.',— This far more exprebsive than tele - pot saying occurs originally in t. Beaumont and Fletcher's play of "Boadicea." • Italso occurs in But- ler's "Iludibres,", Prior's "Ode of taking "Istentur," Pope's "Dunciad," and in the poem '10 a liaggis,"' by Robert Burns. •qilnotigh Ts as Good as a Peast."-- '00e,of the oldest of all the popular sayings in use. It has been traced as far back es 1793, occurring ift book entitled "Dives and Pauper," published in that year. It is also found in 0 ascoigtre's *"Memories," 1573, Bay's "Proverbs," Fielding "Covent Garden Tragedy," • and Bickerstaks "Love in a. Village:" "AeGood as a Plav.",---An exclatua- twit of CharlesU, when in Parliament attending the!discussimmr,ofilord Ansa' divorce bill, McCauley,.in his Review of the Life and Writings of I Sir Witham. 'Teuiple, refers to .the saying as folloratm 4 The Kingre- mained in the .1:IonseberIii-Wifile his speech was taken iateaionsid era- tioa—a cow mespractice with:hint ;- :ter -the- tiehateT amused fitS"...ated. mind, and. ver sometimes, be . used tO. say; aigood as a comedy" • "Rebellion to -Tyrol ta is Medi' ence,to God."--•,Trodi an inscription on •the .cariiion rear which the ashes of President .John Br,idshaW, were lodged, on the top of a bill near Martha Bay; in. .Jamaica.Ran- dall, in his life of Jefferson, has this to say .cmf. the tpuktation in question:: "This suppositieus•opituplkwns found mon the papers of Mr: Jeffersoo, and in his handwriting. It was supposed to be'.otie of pr. Franklin's . . spirit-stmrrtag, inspirations.;) • • ."Blestiings- on" Ifint who. In ven tha Sleep,"—Migue1 de Cervantes, born 1547;.. died 161Q, -originatesLaii* .well•knekvii Saying.' 1 t occUrs in. a ,paitstige in Don Quixote rts follows: "131essings on him . who invented 'sleep, the. mantle • that covers all human. thoughts; the fdodthat ap• peaseii . drink that quenches thirst, the fire. that warms cold; • the cold .00 moderateheat, and, lastly,' the .general .' coin ;that purchases 'ail thing's; the . balanee and weight . that 'equals the 'shep- herd wii,hi the king,and the. siniple •with the wiSe.".• . , , An Inquisitive Boy. • "Pai-whaVis •meant by saying that a man has the d. S's ?" "It means,he's got '..em pretty "Got what -pretty bad?" "Why, theal. t's." - But what are they ?" , • - "Well,' they form a kind or feeling --otattleaeiness:experiencedbyFa-•natia who has become too fond of being al- o,oh,olically embarrassed.But why ,do you ask?" "Cause I saw a an whaled 'em awfully bad getting 'off atrain at. the still= the other day Wander' who • he was 2" . . "Why, don't you know. • -He was an Ontario special .rdturned from.'1tat Portage." 'Who al -e Ontario spechils 2" "Men who went to •the 'Portage' officially to get specially drunk." "Who sent them, pa,?" , "The ()inane Government." • • "llow-kind I Why don't they Send you, pa ?" "Because I don't- drink." "What (lid the specials have fp do up there ?" "Oh, they only had to make bon.; fires or, the public buildings, batter in the jail doors; ask the 'boys' up to the 'trough' every ten minutes, 'and in fact diffuse lawlessness 'generally .and‘whiskey particularly." - "Were there any more Wile bectime • as ssick as the man I saw ?" - "Yee, one of them,accompanfedbv Manitoba police,' took a free trip to Winnipeg. He lodged- in the. jail there, because the hotels, were full said the Lieut. -Governor out of town„ Ife• was taken with thei,d. t's." "Why, pa ?" "Because Winnipeg whiskey wtisn't as good as that in Rat Portage." "Poor fellow ! what a hard time they're.haither ."Oh, they're having a soft—in fact A very moist time, hut they're a hard 3ot," • " "Pa, I know what be when I grow up." "What, dear ?V • "I'll be an Ontario special 1" , "Jim! ham i—hoW would you like. to be a .tough—a gin.swiri --slugger?" -"oh, pal How can you say such a thing? Oh, no, 1'11 never be a tough—l" • 'Mien you'll never he an Ontario .sperial." 6112 Cousitayman Burns...! At a Burns banquet, held recent- ly in Montreal, a goodly number mot from .the land or brow, kail and parritch sat down to am enjoy- able Canadian diener, which was pronounced almoht as good as the universal gruel diet in the land of' • the hesaber. FandyaleGrab, a, tbs'• tingnished stranger, made the speech 'of the evening. A fter fortifying himself with a gill of cold !•4cottili he „cleared his throat, and after being presented by the 'Chairman, -win) had never seen or heard of him e - fore, in a flattering speech 'he said : 'Leddies and gentlemen, I'm awfu' prood o the treitt, honor an re-tpect ye show in Connacht to in ...countryman Burns. I'm also oppc to tell ye that in ivory land ye fin" Seetchuten at time heal o' affair , Perhaps ye (Enna ken it, but I am. a Seo'chinan mat sell. I'm only juat. oat trae (Alum; eV. .winds an' Anna? 'only arrived yester inorn ; as I said before ye may opt, • ken it, but I assure:Ye, kiddies an' gentlemen, that I. sin a Seetehmtin inut sell, an' am awfme preach o' . the went honer and respect allown-not. only in Cannada, bet the world •owor to. -ma l'tfyuntoramt "ROM& Iftettaity/Jewish. Woman.' . . • _._;_, • . who Conderrined the Redeemer,. who t covered Him Withcurses, who Nis. IL ited Him with torture, who. neklAed dollars a week kin Pay he'd are washin'and dress insilks and satins. ean't tell, an' tia less I lenow 'bout it de madder she gite, an' Lime -by dar comes a climax an' somebody gets hurt. If a gal kin make k' dollars a weelc gof3mler elan t kan mdke twenty; &tete none of ray biz - nem or yo' bizness. Au Irish CIP1'47111/410, on theNew -Govenlaor-GeltSral. -- . • Father Neligan, a priest of the Iliocape or Kerry, Ireland, is visit-, log Canada, carrying is letter or ia- troduction from the It. C. Bishop or Kerry. Being interviewed in Win- nipeg by a reporter of the Sun, he administered a sharp rebuke to those Canadian journalists who have been 'busying themselves in assailing Lord Lansdowne: - "You know Lord Lansdowne, the, new Governor-General of Canada I" "Oh, yes," replied Father Nell- gan, knowhim well, .I. Ie is a 'very ektensive land owner in Kerry.' "What kind of a. landlord is he?" csife has been a very goad land: lord, indeed ; that is, he compares Most favorably with the class of. landlords we havein Ireland," "Then you have never heard any complaints about him from the ten- nrivaiatts a a certain class OM - plain all the time, and, would cdm- plain no matter how they were treat - d, but what I want to say Is thaz Lord. Lansdowne is .the best of 'a bad class, 1-fis land. in Kerry. is had alai the. holdings., are small, 'ma in some places if the tenants had it for nothing they...Would hardly be able to 'make both ends 'meet:' I know ,Lerd.Lausdowaim_ personally.; ha is is Im•..ind, well disposed' man and I ant stye. will give every satisfaction ttS ao.yenncir General of Ca,nada. He is by no means a proud. roam lie has that much sense that he will carry 'himself through •Canada. all right. He 'only homes to Ireland .about once a year," "DO'yort there is any chance the now defunct Lana' League ,beimg resuscitated 1" • • "I think not. • The :Government Would only suppress it again.. The Irish National League takes its • Place and answers all. the purpoSes ' "Did the.Dynemite'scare create a sensation in Ireland 7" "No, there was, ..t)ery little excite - Ment over that Inatter*op tbealsl- and. Our people are' quiet if they are letaloneand well treated. They were .veity. badly—treated " • • "In, what outliner I" • . . The're ikla bean tiful traditim;,0and it -may be true; 0.01'th° multitude "By- the ekaCtm ent•.of rack rents', spocially by middlemen, Whom I in always' down 'on. '1' find men. uts.cklog such Men as. Lansdnwne nstead of people, who are three, lines as. eXtti.,•tiog:•• kink. men as' ansdowne.are the only Men with vhem tbe poor tenant -CO.. expect he -ghost of a chaneV:. live at all." Timm on the croSsc. who eiclaimed before Pilate,' "Ills -.410011- ITO•klpiiii . . . . • • . US' and ,npor;• oui.elmildren,"=, that, in all this scene of „blasphemy nli CI , • b1, 00u, iin 'w9tnan's fac'e-wsS•seen, no wonut.o.'s veice was heard: Hence they tell us that' the Ivoiben of Judea are favom.ed by heaven., particularly 'with, beauty; and that the' harshness of ,comm tenance., • and :iyorldlinQFiS of 'thought and temper WImich belong to' . menthe of this peoplecimve not jam- pressed.'tlfermarelves•off the Other boX:. tot 1.1.ecur" i r ild n eatic-a-aam ; an a :avin n i eg "Tleautj7.,; 'time heroines; like: /1,ohecca, in Ivanhoe', of many a'„storV of per- secution against. 'OA unfortunate roe; amid especially .of an eye 'dark, lustrous and ex e-• pressiv-- • - - • " eye; Witis.aa it 1(1111(10rd,- dazzlitie• as ltd Ir • :No (A atee • . • • Old :Mit Bumper is. .a powerfelf' woman'.s..rights:,.‘Vpman,• and • the other day:a lady .tom lan• she had • heard, a' bit' of iteWS which iomildj • is. it 1" asked : the • old.i "V.ye just read that a: Tertian i'mas just 'beeu. electial a member of. the standing'cOmMittee'ef the 'London Sabel Board." • • ' hope you dan'tcall...that pleas- i .• • • t PIOUS POI EN. • rim lq•i. .1.111illls e•net be merry, For Inc mouth shows had Teeth and Ilreath ; But let lor use the great "TrAtutuw,",_ And there'll ise danger of lamping Inc self to -death. .H011174 niki\TUF,A.CTURE NOBLE, ,ifereitant Tail�r erth Street, near the Spare, OoDgRxar, will furnish, :or makt up Gents' Clothing in FashionaMe Styles DL- At Lowest Prices, II' MB NOBLE is atm experienced ()utter and practical Tailor. No misfits— no slop work. Orders promptly attended to, Note. the address-4'11'LO NOBLE, Nortn Street Goderich. 3 . Thesums., We get many letters from druggists stating pleasant se - sells from, customers or Bili- ous temperaments' 'having. used Zornsa. Those subject todepreosion, or low spirits, caused by In- digestion Or Liver troubles will be surprised, how rapidly and pleasantly it acts. It , corrects the secretions— stren•gthens digestion. Vs- • ually a 10 -cant sample eau:, vinces one ot its value. The'Kew 'Williams, ..41,1ACHIN:E$ Noted fun' its Wonderful Mechanical Con' struction. highs A.rm„ Light Running, Great Range of Work. • Dont fail to inspect them at WEATHERALD'S Watt's old stand, Albert Street, "Or at DB;NISON'S Shoe Store, Town MB, Clinton; also at SIIBPPARD'S Book Store, Goderich. il2(i=0"421000conligaSIMEEKtIZ=V • •‘, • ry-.0 -•ir 'T.c;SLi _ 'I. • "z;VNI‘,4 • . A' sere .c for Win- eeinfiaint, i4101(.110(410014e, 1'40 11„,pcp,ia„, -Salt Rheum, tierofula, . • • vary son Was very .1 oul with Sorofeja., and (;illy two meekin,cs of thivorowfo ,t• raters eattil !dims, Yours trimly, Joie: ("kis, Owen emend; 'Ont. . • O ic dollar's •wortl of the t'et,wfitet Bit% tersitured Inc of Ikvspepsia• inter all .other ianai- tiui tt, 'Mario Clerk, Durham, Ont. "After Suffering 11:yettni with Sitit-Illtein 'obtained a perfeet 'eon, nitli • one pretepse of yoUr titdlefoiltItIttellt With tveitgreasin the Cuititirertma Osteumr, Ont. • tteeSeid by ell druggists, " • SJid. in Clinton • 11, Vomit, • • . ' armers if 1.7-wispier:thee.. Leak at this.. Thestrami • . 01. e eve' has • AERIV4P AT GODEERITT. THE 1LLIA SINGE SEWING MACHINE Ts' no -red for its Great Wear- ing' Qualities, 'mid has held its -PeSitieir BS the Leading Solving 'Ma& lue' t'etiityht . , FOR OVER, TWEN'ner8rgans ^ y • arfirWari inrchire Thrthis make. his tho :Nate Drive Wheel and complete • Dress Guard, Large„ • of Gowls -froni the ' Sarni ultair4LImn1emelit M'fg • Company,. (LimItecl), Satlikli Call and see the t•Ltrala lteeper niel the trwcc, .iite ifet,,,,l'e,1,1,eing• made. of the nom: Id Jeri if and cmient tail by •• Workmen, ,. Warranicut te give KalisfaetiOn . Don't give your orilrrt,1itferoviut see intr... Reaper9' 14.oworfl, ormlarators • Self‘ Et -mi -ELT. .G60. A,Olit,.0-oderich; N. 11 h ' Isalo' itt. " Wareromns, nouteeal !sirect,- erre.% tifc . Recently :(1,. elergymiOn..-toek a pair, !-Of pants to:n toiler to. he mended -7 - Shears leaked at • ;them.' critittally; •and'then .Said, slyly; "Yes, can mend' them. ,The. knees .have been worn „ ' "Did you find tliapeOplejndigemit3" asked' •a efergyiban Of a wealthy. ineintier of .his church who had beeu. callieren emin Very poor families. "Gh dthar• no ". answered time lily; `lthoy, -were respoctahle, but. AS pOor As:Warty.. , . ' An Indiana yontIV .With time Siirt- r, NeStlYb nitino of Gosling, saw. a girl , at churclicourted. 'her there for ,t 'hours.; and'attlts end Of, the next.' . . hour was married to'imer. An Iowa editress says of the affair: -_-"4, nine. . who • does 1111%.111$ ei/t11041,7,' in. tWo bones and thee marries,„ misses lets di 'fun; i't.' like stofting itiwscv with Peachee and ice e•reatly in five minutes: and then having tippet/8m the -rest -of -the year2'. • • ' • • • Overheard .thi•the Street.... Nd. 4•:7'• Hello-, obi mant not • enough for you?' No'. '2. --,(Who has had this' • gnestion propounded to. him 4,79-2 times 'during Alle hist half hour) --Yes, it is; Mall it yet don't get. awa..y from here right smart 'you'll never get -over it. In fact you'll be n eternal •brktn tisk ,,No. .1 ifurs somethingapolegetfeally and w 1-s•aw'av• 's,"Y henhe meets another' rm,,onlub lie Casually remarks that it is line day' aptl leaves "tlre7t.itattir - take emare - It'I'vas a. Pittsburgh religious tali; Sum „who found that his shmraer viteatirin Was baSed oir Sc.riptitt al miraele.... If P starts, to-moernw,• and • . ,1"(;11•• .11.1.L.I$1,,L-E• • • r.702a- q • "YesI do.: . Wily not ?" ....... • • .. . . . • ' "Why ,imat 'I ,• .. hy jest.: look . .. . it! What did timse. impolite 'men, cilect hai• On the standing Conmittee fun-? They atight'at, least have been: gentlmn eecmonsim to ., game . lien .it . • chair.. flah I. • Men never will give women a chance, I (loll 15 boltd..v.o,'? • .Rrother • Gardner 'MI •Wfgoldle. tattnetteSZ. ' What I was gwine ..to •retnark,'. -began tlmo .old nem, he torik an 'undissolved troehe froth his Mouth 'and placed' it is a ' cornea' of desk, 'was to de circa' (rat. it 'am .1 tish es before returning. • • . . When the minister' is ..preityse- . vere upon huinari .ehorteomings in: thdpeint, everyman leans haek iii tie pew, emilee snti says. to hinisolf : tNow he's oi Yin er it tn 'ton," Satin, 1ying though, isn't it; that the min- -utter always has referencse. to. SOIlle;• )(nay elaie • • '"Vrilif-" said the, 'Vermont deacon 4,)T, •always. go to camp -meeting, and ,alWays come back feeling good. Be you sue that magnificent horse there in the field I Well, you ought tmi have Pen the old plug ,I 'took' 'down there," none of our biznese what our nay. burs do.; onless dey froW *ones tit our deg or toss deli! oyster cane ober our fences. One gretit cans() of no m Ugh unbappiness arises from de' feel: datisartin people want to know all about slart.in odder people. Prin.- stance, Deo, 'ruiner wife runs ghee to tiny house ati' _tells toy wife Chit Alder Dorkei's -w.f.& has got a. new bonnet dat neber ct;st -14t (tan $;$12. Do elder ant workfit'' ott"..mt "amtraislit salary of $8 Pep Week, ems! lie las wife an' fo" chill 'elm, • 'How kin In 0 SONO up $12 oa sich Is salary as dial Iloar did Imbi wife git that bonneti what cheek fur a poo' woman who can't stit, table fur •seven nor ride on do.strept kyar mum - week to limn out in, dux manner. "1)a wimmin settler an' talk an' wonder git uutd an' Want ter pull bier, an' I slip out aa' go to pullin' weeds hi de :garden. I 1,414 no body's 'less how she gut der bonnet, alt' yit,-sonme,folks feel sick 'Impute they can't lie& out. ,„ 'My ole woman' goes down town to bny throe tra,vels:4it1u red it spool of N'o,74) White thread, an' half a yard of . noon to 'Make me Sonic •cul14, 1Imia amit as b,asitnt its In tee tnaw n it' when Elite star ta Pat, but when slue robins dar. bin a hutI I, eyeltine itx her left, m mime 1.14 (.1,. quer than ever at COOPER'S: -GROCERY, , 'The nndorsigned begs to return his sincere thanks to hisnumerous ens. stem ors for their liberal Patronage, for the past two yr -nil's, and as Inc intends to give his customers the Best Value pomade for their nunimw, he hopes to Meet a, ,contlituanao dl their patronage, ' • HS.GO CT. TA Will still be a `311titittitcy, and caumot be beaten in tit& market. . All other Oiroceries icc low a pot;sible, A Large Stock of A:41,A. giVir AU and 'Ci )Chli1tY Oil 1.taaftl. Also . n1E0 OAT UFA! • COIN MEAL, 11011.1?, OA Ts, P0147'049 tf; 6'5 vet ,t54„, PagliTSTEEL ' BEST VALUE IN eas, ougars, • • arAi Masrocirmery Visrar-c,, • ETC., ETC. 27X bo l'Otleri•• . (Inv TEAS are .extonsivolV: known tO be as so;7571.iniqnal ity and. 1104,0W. imi. price as min be bought. ' :••• Qui- Pill CATS. are -tip te;• the soason's requirements,' 7f:ine P-M-iiT N,11 h'e worthY Your 11(1tle.a”, tei also in (sate and (tesign tit ey'are•ea.Pellott—domi't forget the tosting-vart. • • ANDB MY'S ' \TIM, GO,L1)13,N 87mrittrl-',. • ET( , constantly on hand, l'arrit._preducer taken •iri itai-ge-foa-gotala. antat011' µ -• a_ 1- - 111.0[10r 13B; Orj 911 PO Toronto, Matt 11:1,et"aiiil WIMie..iitle Misters mi, Ldrdine, Cylinder, ObitCutting, and ' • • WOW 'Oils. • (mar eememie.mr " Mil:: lite int 'Is unwind- lod 1,1 toy other 'oil on the 'neaten'Iii. re''dtenition 04 its Pepe! !Atilt we have tore -heir II,6 C4, :Cf: s wh,irlWer eilehlted it Once '1474, simmer otherewarde a halo . e . ▪ rbrize 'rdal ljoc4 ikseaN InIsuleg nntIn•ronq'Tiislesna..1 It ut. ',,n1fsblo all tied. 11311 hi' it a rim -1 :Vila 1. • t.ta f,Ve,ttie ml. • 'fry h.. L'or in riot in St • Nail' LAN D-C1R S -1'; nom. • .larmawfar•AroS147. ".e• matea.r„).,4 flfe CI( rei 1:4 't -a• -1,0taso. „S..t.'riS pr)N T LWERi NiiDNEYS 111.5 BLOOD. SINEIER M-ANU-FACTiliqINC COMPANY oaro foilOall„ GO . Toronto • Tl.to enmity Offit t.t! of stiffi•Company bas•licen removel nodionitl.rent hies the • •• • • larger rind nrore coin- °Perri/7 look, opp...*the arket whim er.!. Complete Stork'Of the World Renowneda:so Fa' ay?: rico .1[4.'ettist.. will 'be kept' conAmitly: omt hand, • • - ... • • •:„ , • • . ••• ' '• rt::1,,(;ent o:tiek iskt,IODERICif, BRUSSELS.Mal 1)1XETER. are warm,1 against eertaiu tent Helmand conaterreit jill atiorm of the ( loot:inn! lager i-.1;•wing Alacopines, .offertq r01: sale by irresponsible, anti unscrupulous im'machhies of Job. atpinufactarii; Do' not • he deiluved infiTior machines; and to hide their dercAst batboy Only, the inaelmina With an mnupumi-al- lviii of siteeti,s for nearly. :3;.• years.' -Look .at -the verdict of the, people, This. c.Iternily solit last .(1.+I•tg). nearly (lute (I Mittel:6, or in len Inaffli1110,. Crafore o 11,0 it sales, of 'over t'lyirty coin f ors, 1)0.11't tomet that 'every Real maelihw ;$11;m• made. with inc •rrt:ade.gark east into the stand as in•alay0 . tmts. Huy' no maehine without. it. •Set Oil aml. Needleafiir all kinds of autehines 'nlwaymi Juin& ' • G.E: CRAWFORD ANAgER. Clinton, ,April 7, 5683. , v,.16 • , • res.4.-Am,,i5iar.assiseetecteruerie. NS, 7:0 , • .1.117 - oie (itf" k r01,1 tr'N. THE DOUgi,E diRCHLATION TO:TH968AHD.t+ -TAE-119-riBiE CIIITILAT-10.11 TO THOU8AHOS 111-Tic_10. II Ell 10,11[MOC11.11011- . o zAL.N HEAD OFFICE, HAMILTON,. ONT. • , INCRA ORPOTED' 1881. „ , • , • _ _ AG.E NOY. . A Provident Asti! rel. the plitlieeie of providing dowridat marriage, ' eirom4y,re,• noontide,' to the notice of all uninarried persons. .benefi.-..s....frattl.4125.ta$5,000 . . .. . .. . ...:(,„,„:„„,,, fr:tip,1 for tIlleil, 81000, $,42000," feleff00 1000,, ,ana woo.. • • Thls Ass Icintbut has l,4,1mcdt during' the last 1.1...mm101s 'Certificates to thermionut , of fsl.fino,00,0, (Ivor troany pahl..iejilenrlits last. nuintli, ' ' . . Animal ' /ries oweaeli kii1A-09-(!iji•thieatc, 8 ticellcc rod at, emntuf each year, ) .. Only ,,,b.,TAIglitiliA .40 Men„."....r;is 'Marriattit Assessments, ultielt are Ni.f(T Ittviitd" at. every • ;1,••:..,10•M;;!1 Voltia.tape„,111 • only.str.*.11ett neee,,,ar,v to tv.plcitii1.: Marriage f4esessfinvit Fund. • ' ! ) • • ". RN! We have now the Largost and.Rest Stem* ever offerca in I Mil I I 1\T I 71 I C) im Illtork, Style, and. Einioh Canilig be Beat. , Call before baying,„- and satisfy yoursell,that ttit WO,.SIL 0 .1) 0 fttrts This Lino will be found very Complete. We keEp. Illfetallle, Cloth -Covered, Walnut and Rosewood Caskets, and Collins; Robes, Linings, Cranes. Rte.,. Rte., with the Finest .Hearse in the Qounty. 'Calls attended1;tromptly night or day, • GEO', DIEHL .84 SONS ▪ - CLINTON, ONT, stelmonisomentionalaboimonv QLINT ON' Carria4i e Sick Headache and relieve all (110 troubleMd. deo b.re ii thit,uaslate of the twat's)), cc ett as Drowieness, DIA idarr.tatipT rfen in the Side, &c,, Wade Their ano4 rm".144, gale suceees has liven. sim wit ht curing Trend actic,y ct rtc r's1.1 t tic v are many, yaleaahol, ceustipsuen, sluing and preventio4 this annoying complaT,1„ wit ni• tii SO Vero till r* or Ott Vkantel.m....stintniat lie-c'finaregfeaus thia bowels., it If they only cur‘d A ehe ti -icy aroulet situopt pricoless t4) tI no who suir'r Rim, (Ilia dim.0iming: einuplidlit; ?pit fin y n It ;tIr mittitimit clues ,motecimt ht re, OnitillnOtein Who mine try tr.:ea:trillium thcse tittle Wile vain. . sI -I" In Po Mary war; that they svillt!ot in Walleg Lodu Ginnie. • Dint aovr mnlsckiunut M. . • III! ii.le°101.Tru" ForfcrW't) 711.1enalleYt.ilveutrirelllocj'seeir'iawlitz. . . . Otl. re Ora Ile4ti . ' tarter% Little Liver TIN are:t•ery tenet anti, "ITII:lry.'. 1,117 tritirt!clr'i;. i't(igl,Tani ,11 t!..Ati711i1V. (1:'46 31;:gc ge ir'!iehreonver. • ri,I.Irl'i.el:TI; ri!t'lLall'‘I'l rbrq,11.:."'eepinc:1';Illivnifift%.':if ',;.,i1I.E f.4:4,11(1 Ly i„..titt,,,gist* Lee...y:4144 $„,i: seitt Ly, naritimi CtinTre..1171 .1111DIECILXIil CO., :IF 1,Ovm/No litAIMPAurortF.3 , BU:GGIE.81'4OTTER6s. WAGONS., StliWi-i's,8.4c. LUMBER AND. SHINGLES. taken.. in exchange,. Gtt'll me a 801 and will give yeti prices that canna be Lkeaten in the County.'• 1SW-1 RePairing stud lIersesireeitta done with deepatch. CAN.MON: •—•-= THO Se.. STEVEN.POIN,TI. LEADING FUNERAL FURNITURE ,DEALM. OPPOSITE Tlig TOWN .• CLINTON, - :ONTARIO. NirATI L PAP . The time Or House -Meaning is near. All wanting •• a 1; Parlor, 'Diping-Room, or Bed- Roorq Papers, will find the • ' • • Bedt .1 loto:Fit PatterriS • =-1! • ' j aLI:\ FR EZES,. CORNICES AND RANELS,FfILLERS,i ;C. . ,lf:r The Basaar Fashion Book's for Hp e.re- cut amid can be hal foi nothing. Call and, see the papers and •ge't a • 13tinlr ' • Rev. Father Wilds' EXPERIENCE. - The Icec, 11/11.41Se Vell-atturain 111e. 6af.$ rial4 ICI a fe.1;:'o. 11°'•111 ''br tic ofl:tlae°111111irr iieSafoaclt:Al • setts supreme VourS, wrItatesas follows: • °Tti 64t5 St., Xis' Jlap is, 1$52t• Arnssns. J. C -Ar es, it (no. Cleetionten. ; • Last Whiter I was t;oitble'd with it most uncom- fortable itching.littmor affect Mg 1110113 esitcmafly ii,y.11tolls, tolled. to in tottenbly etc night, • i t I 004111.scarteiyhear. tow etething over -1 woe else 'a sufferer. ." from it'sovoili catarrh and catarrhal sought', my• ' mai to WitiS poi w. and my systeui4 a -good deal nut . churn, - Knowing the. Value cif Arlait'S SANSArA- , at M.A., by observation of ninny other enStisounl ''• frOui;pi,rsomti,usttini:brioer xeurs,1 began 'taking'. , it for Live Ithere-iipined 'disorders. -NI appetite: .; 1 nip roved atemiit (real . the -first Atter itr He Sells Cheaper any oncon top ortimeBarth.: , . , , . . .• • . • • -* • pppigri.o.01.1... sh• irt time 'Chit fever mot tt'lciimgut-con'eitihcayaiijnniti e all sigits.of ire' tatim, of the skinaiSapecared. My • catarrh Ulla e'Pro. als,) cured by the saline,. 'means. eaa jay,..geaeral heat:Korea tle_littproved, noel it is now e5foltent.--1, read a hundred per' : cent Stroug.rotatil 1 , ILO Of the SAnsArmill..1..V; Which it seetnnindlid . 'With all etiniblelice es the. best blood medicine • ' -ever devised. tpolt. 111 Sinai doses nines a day; Wind used, On nall,16Sp thaii two bottles.. 1 pinco ets at yoar service, hoping their ' puhlteatioan may good. - . • . YoUrsrespindfully,. Z. P. warms."' . • Tbe attevoinstanceis Hut one of the Mitny eon% , •..stautly Coining tO ttur notiee, 'which Proyo the per,.. .a•••ct •tekiptoility 8.kitsArA.1417,1.A. ta ,the inure o All ilisoseS art; i n mg from flepureoflin.,, peceriSlied blood, ititil'a.wmixeriml Aye r's ctte*p.a. 4„,q4%,,, the aid Pm of tate intountell ant olealisoif, 'enriches, strengthens rum, bowels' bloath, ..t;• and nmereby-enablett the systcni tio7rasis4eatil ovep. ;einem the a tta4.1o.; of All SeinileitionetrDiressenn; Enign. tripes 4t/' /he Skis; timin(ttioni, at( denrat,.. pcpi1'ity,411(Vall (11,49rilor; restiWng.frotn_peor or„ A:erre/acid hiooll and is low state of the system. . , • • • r111;r:AftelD sy • • • D.K.'1 0: Ayer- '4i, Co., LowellMass. sofa by an. raggbts; price 31, six bottiesior as. • , . • .Rmtrio. • _ nest Paraativp Medicine—' . , osto constiPtitiOn,,indiost km, Medal:he, .and. an 'milieus meeraere.. • . eeerawaere. . . 0 0 0 BER ELT/ N LACE LEATHER QOnq An tin, who from indiscratIons,'excesses or other, manses aro Verdi, unnerved, plealceliv detilned, and unable tn lerform liras duties, tiroperly, can be coteenly•ses puma, neatly o red, without nteultaelimeilibloce. .1tridOrsed by doctoia, elieliter and thieprOss. 'The. Medical !Net saw o The old puarm t Tiewstiti l'bradeal Ihneor, ace:, ia wholt, gaper, ed it '31CitirSTOIS1101.ire.. Eve, 'nominee Oeeoo aewirefi if tertein restoration to full and isort. -rent nhocil. SitpI,, eftectlito cleanly, 'Sego:a, Send for treatise, Cor Fellation free. DIAILSTON Mk. '75 Vonirb Lit,. Toronto. Ont liCIIIN iLINSEE •••7•, 0 • uuJ ron and Hardware Illerchan pu T Clintens August, 1883. .41,WAys ION nA ND, 4 Large ilariet:q of Plain .4 rancy',Calics, Selt.grals no recoMmentlation. Try ent kdrPLAIN•AND rAxav ptaan,st• which ,Icliv'sr• to all ixtqs of the Town, ivanjDn.ILINTG: OM and Ornamented, N't ebod to None. Choice Selection of all Oonfectionely„, anaing stoma the.sematkee eta nAsts, nun new in a 'position to •glvo gout eatIstratIon braflelftVdithe birz•ness. i2 IOX,(351 Aikl ItItASON.TIlt restores,with the glOPS awl freshness of .10tall; • -" ituikl or grhy hair 70 a netnral, rich brown color, or deep. bltick, tie may be desi red 13y MUM) light - . Or red hair may he darkermil,11111 hulk Otakenotl,: • • . and baldness often, though itetialways, eared: „ femme, of time littir mnniti stintulutes A • Wealt and sickly growth to vigor: It proven s an cures scurf toutdmitirulf;muritests nearlj, itiRee.S0 peculiar to tlresealla: pressitik, the Yuma Is unctitiolled ; • itcontaine. neititoroil suer ilye, re:inlets Ilicijutir soft, •giosay,. anti lii,ti In appliaranee, and imparts a delicate, agreeidde,.,ana lasting porfeine, ' . lurt. CP. nomemiti zeby, a, akra• , 0, noel : "Limed. fall 'Joy 110 Ii' 001tellelleed out, anti imm it short time 1 -became. nearly bald. , usea part or in, bottle of• Avnit's RAM VIG014 which stunned the falling of the nail", alni started. - nen, .gyowth. I mire now •a full head of hair OroWitig.tigm•ously, and ant conviliced that bilV • , , tor the inie of your preparation ishouto have been* entirely 1401." •.„ W.-11,r.vtn, proprietor of the Modiriltur (OW) Enquirer, Says A 7 tat'S I1A111 V100Ia IS a most ' excellent, preparation for the blur.. I speak of it front myown ..ixperience. Its title prellietell the • groWth of tteiv hair, and mattes It glossy and Soft. Thn V mon Is also a sure care for tnunlynif. -.Not . within my knowledge lets then prepgration ever titiloa-to give enure satisfaction." kiCrirc '1V.orth.VittX, leader Of 00 0010, • braled" Valrigthin Sent Ugh "%tOcallsts,..% a:11111;11•1sr.o.;:l'itr, ve801:lib,1,70:14,17:0,b°11141;;40.r: ' Meet' ley hair beasin to givesilvrry 01,1(1041e° Of the iinfin,ren appmerroute of youtlattluess-..a mutt - tel', ot eonsinertuao conompveneerto-ministers, • oratorN emelt!, tel flu faCt ovary one wilt lives ia the Oyes Of 'the public." , Mts. (iA, rIliRSCOpri Arrithrg from 15 Pfra „I I as•?.. A firil 14, 1h142, sayS ; yeitetii lit) about two.t hints of my hair elute Our Ii. thinned eery rapidly, and liens fast growing tort, on using Ar lt„ P.1 I' tin l'allon nut frilling rtoppml nnul,rt mow growth commenced,' And In • nleem dl inimilt-rav licrd Avair conipietely.covered 0 Jill short hale. lthin,i comjaucil,to new it( gdoit A1;1'60,1(1011, I regulnrlylls0dbut ll tiati,(Its)1110.tiri.,,t,,mtli;Itg, but iosv USO it OileaSiOte, • AV lutv 0 hundreds Of similar tosuntensaista tha etiesey of A (*nisi Mutt Viootz. It needs It. trInf 'to epnThe m viirec ost akeptical Of ItiWvaltie• • 1011"Altlal) law Dr. J. 0...; AyOr O�,, Loweill• ass4 • :.1 • .$:olt,l.by all Druggigts. - • s PAVIVIA.11'S