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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1884-10-08, Page 4N AVVS PAPER LAWS We eat thenTierial attention. of l'otit. masters awl intleicriberif to the following temsia .oli the newspaper laws :- 1 -A.'Postmeater la required to give Illtien lif Lieresin (retinal% a pert! fleet enswer the km) when a subseriher flora lit take Ina papet out of the ollice, anti state the reason for its mit bang taken. Anv 11•`,ffiCet to 410 so makethe poithneeter retie:01e to the publieltera for payment. ' -If any penem •ortlers 1118 paperdi8. e t 1 utted, he in It it pay 41111,11.0arageti., OV the miblialue may .• ventinite...th seed. it. until paytreut is ia'1e au colleet the whole auttutut. whether it be 'taken frout tee aloe .or not. There eat be he disvolitheteuee until tliii payment ha made. ft. eAuy person who takes a ever from the post-office,whether ilii•ceted to hie mune .or ;mother, or whether he has anie s or••uot, is. reepensible kir the pey. 4 -If 4 StillselibeP enter11 laspapeete be stoppeil at a certain tinteand the put:Heb- er (vanities to seta, it the aubscriber is bound to pay 'Writ if. he takes eut the• pest.nlike. This proceeds epon the evened. thot a man must IF for what he use,. CHURCII IOIRECIPOR1. St. Pant s Onareh...-Services on S111014Y at 1 a.m. 11111 T p. to. 011110 Class, 10 Ctn. Sunday SiM lel.8 p.m: &grim on Wednesday. 8 p. m 11111'. Wmttast Came, Rector 0m4Metliodist.-Sertfeee at 10.39 e. 01. an 1 7.00 p. in. Sabbath Schaal iot 2.30 p. in. ar..I. Glum, Pastor. Canada Presbyterian.- Services at 11 a.m. en :10 0. "IL Sabh441 ScitirOl, 2.30 p. 01. Rev. Atm Srlosuir, Pasta. Bible Christi.10,-Setvitos at 10.30 a. in. and see p. m Sabbath &heel, 2.30 p.m. Rev. 4. Pudor. Baptist Chureh.-Sorriee at 0.30 p. 11, Sab- bath Selical. 2.33 0. Gape. Naos. i-xt:rmtOINT tvit tlitttt,.1- %CCU Ai The God.erith News Huron Record, (4.114 hGA.114T1W. Clinton, Wednesday, October 8 • _ gOttr,g. •cOOOO� The Neiv Lalla Rookb. 111L. SOMES1 1401**. illisare:011/ r or uve stock, WAtatillict BbaCe ABP. WIlirk PRISM, . greogi ha reeently been rearm -It often happens that blink and Mended as an addition to the food white calico, and other pentei; oods which have a white pattern ona et 441113°4 lie it ieereeeee their Pe* black ground, will not hear washing wer of "eutilut"i" II"' ImIld pro motes the rapid and healthy pro- aalaaal.aaa" Preaaatkath are "k" duetion of ilsili. 1.'hie was receut- to prevent "'running"; or, in other ly proved by takiug the live weights words, the white spots acquire a red- of two ;ow of oio.op, too otinply , dish color, and the black g,otead se ntrating them by au ordinary net; comes dull and foxy. A oass of Ode I the artificial food, core and cake, kind having occurred:in Stuttgart, being carefully weighed td: the •tirese wee sent to the Royal r each lot alike daily, one pint Ot laborat&y there, and the following vliarcoal being added to 918e lot method, resorted I. which prevail outer. When reweighed, ?tier to aucceasful. A autnoient q„„Otity Of e111114 to tlie butcher, the increase water was,put in a wail ..boiler, and heated to the boiling point. There were then dissolved in it fifty drams red chromate of potash, eighty drams common salt, and sixty drains °rya - tale of sal soda, The dress was put into this hot bath for five Minutes and stirred, and then washed in clean water until the white spots • appeared perfectly bright and clear. To Citueese WooDwoloc.-Save the tea leaves for a few days, then steep them in a tin pail or pan for half An home:strain through a 81PY0 and use • the tea to wash all varnished paint. It requires very little "elbow polish," as the tea acts as e strong detergent, cleansing the paint from all impuri- ties, and reeking the varnish equal to new. It eleans window sashes and oil cloths; indeed, any varnished our - face is improved by its application. It washes window panes and 'Arrows inuch better than water, and is ex- cellent for cleaning black waluut picture and looking glass frames. It Will not do to waalt unvarnished paint with it. Whiting is unequalled for 'cleaning white paint. Take a small quantity on a damp flannel, rub lightly over the surface, and you will • be SU rprised at its effects. (Now York In The Philadelphia. Casket of Agusto, IVO, I find this: Our readers may rentember. the beautiful apostrophe in 'Lalla Rooeh'," begining: "101: ever thus from childhood% • • hour, I've seen me fondest himes decal; never loved a tree or flower, Bat t' was the first to fade away,' etc: In a late Georgia Coutler we find the following. pnrody. The. laet, atae- za is exqueiteliy affecting, and is founded an the eternal experienee. of childhood: " 'Teas ever thus from childhood.% hour, . • .. I've seen my fondest. hones deafly; I never loved a bird or flower . • That did not fly or fade away. • " never hail a little kit, • • . To per so softly on tny lap, But fortune' s .nalice followed 'it, • To kill by cur or schoolboy asP. " never had a bit of twat, • • . • Particularly good and Wide, - But tell upon the sanded •floore Anil always on the puttered side." OILING 'POTATOES. To boil a poles- requiies mare attention thari is usually given..They should be well washed and left standing in cold tee- ter an hour er two, to reniove the black liquor With which . they' are im- pregnated, and a brackish taste they would otherwise have. They should mit be pared before boiling; they lose !near ot thestarch-13y- so-dcine, and aramade insipid. Put them in'. ton kettle of clear cold water, with telitt:le salt, cover closely, and boil rapidly; using no more Water than will just 'cove i them, aa they produce a considerable quantity of fliticl therm. selvets while boiling., and too much water will make them heavy: As sOon as just clone insteetly. pour off the water, set them back �n the range and leave the cover off the saucepan till the steam, has evaporated.. They will then, if a good kind, be dry sand mealy. This is an Irish reteiptt and agood.one. . • Finding. Ills State -Room. ' . . • PUTTING A BRIDEGROOM TO RED ON AN OCEAN STEAMER. On an European steamer- en• ronte to this country not many days ago_ there mut a newly married couple who .attraoterl: considerable attepe.,. thm from the rest 'of the paesengere, . T ley seemed to be very happy, • al't Nvq.H natural, of course,. but. already. t here Nyasa cloud hanging over their oung lives. 'Whether some One haietold the young man brandy . was good for seasicktiess, or whither. he had only temporarily abandoned. the pernieious.fluid, could not be ascer- t tined; but the fact was • that one evening the groom was discovered od the upper deck fee ling along the rail- very carefully, And inquiring iti a thiek tone of voice if anybody hmt seen the door of his stetseroorn: "P f orgotten number, gen'rmen," said lie, "but Lil know ;when I see it, an'll ball right." Not one of the crowd knewthe number, lint relying on bite • assur- ance that lie shouldknow the door, hey -helped. him below and. 'halted. him before the door of aroono which lie said e as his. The door was lock e -aid so they opened it ant teals' him in. .In jest two seconds afterward he emerged libout • half vi ay betWeee the sill and the and landed in th4: middle of the pas-. hageway 19 a heap while 9 'gruff voide said: ‘• What are you doieg in my room, you trunken.villian?"..' Evidently he hail mistaken ,the locality. The assetnbled 'crowd:pi), cited him to another doora abort distance down the peasige. "No mistake this tinue'fouted bitn sure," said the inebriate. , - Tile door was locked' but after a. few vigorous rapeit vias opened and . he unfortunate fellow. ,preelpitate0 , hinisslf against it and landed in the middle of the floor. Instantly a ' chorus of shrill.sereanis iesaied from. the room ana on the instant an an. eismt, maiden lady ditalled from the room and landed plump against te fat old fellow of the rescue patty, who sat down very suddenly with a violence that shook the voseel from . keel to truck. "0, take him ateayl take hitn away!" and amid a .chorus, of screams the groont teas hauled Mat of the state -room and the lady per survied to return. . • • "Well, to make a long story short they put the paralyzed young man intu 150 out of i60 etate rooms of the ateamer, and 110 was tired. Out of every one of them more 'or less violently accortliiig t� the temper of the inmate. Thu , last state room eeetned to belong to him, and tio tire crowd, after standing about and °fuelling the filurtour of mild re- proachen and entreatiea, mingled with disjointed explanations, with - 'drew to laugh and "liquor BistotI Globe, itt weight was. in favor of charcoal by 17.25 pir cent. Saintatuni causes easy and complete digestion; and assimilation only can account for thoie results, which charcoal a- lone can accomplish. The el.arcoAl should be giyen mixed with food, except 111 urgent caster, when it may be mixed in water or dill' gruel, and eiveii as a drelich. Tlie 1,1050 is oue pint for every tweuty-five head of Sheep, one-quarter pint for full grown cattle, horses and pige, balf the quantity for y,oune cattle, mid two teaspoonfuls for young calvea, daily, wheti suffering from disease, or ill ill conditien. To keep in good health and fortify against diseases, the dose Should lea given two or three times per week, according to the claim of food they are beelike, aud the state of the atnthephere, To Dealt A Pone -Split tbe fowl , , down •the beck; season it very well with pepper and put it on the grid- iron, with'..the inner parteiext the. fireovhich mustebe very clear. Hold the, gridiron at it -considerable die thrice from the fire, and :alloW ,the fowl to remain until it is nearly half shine; then tern it, taking great -care thatett does not burn, .broil it of a fine brown,. and' serve it up witix. stewed mushrooms. A deck may be broiled in the same Way, halt roast it,' Olen' cut it into quarters and fin- ish • it on the gridiron. ' It will take from half an hour to•three-quarthrs of an hour to cOok. . Mits. Wateeit'e- I3oiten preen Pima. -Rub a half cupful Of scraps of but - .ter into tliree tablespoonfuls or flour, add a copied of bol ing water, andestir gradually together,. add what' cupful of boiled eider, and two .e.upfuls of • sugar, set: on the stove to cook all together a few Minntes, setaaff, and when a little cool, add e, beaten egg. Line two plates with .cruit as far apple pies, pour in your mix,ture, and • if the platieseare not,quite full enough a little. frnoTe boilingrivrater may be. added,'eover, seem's: the edges. care- fully, and bake till done, and yoo • have nice pies, eppecialiy nice in the: spring when teit apples have gone by. A .few chopped raisins cooked in the mixture are 8 great addition to tlieeepies. C., S. LITTLERALE'S SPONGE flaitX.-Berit four eggs very thorough- ly, the whiteti and yolks seParatelY, add' 4 tumbler of spear, and beat again, flavor' With lemon. Use nei- ther cream, tartar nor soda. Stir in, lightly a cupful of flouts This is very' nice if successfully made, • but much depends on the .beethig and baking. •Set it 10 theoven. There it will net need to be stirred till doe. .• • Mee. MoQelvey's. Dotioneues.-A cupful ofsiagats 1w2 eggs, well beaten,. three teaspoonfuls Of Melted lard: tem teaspoonfuls of cream tartar, sifted through the flour,' a teaspoen, fa of soda, cliesblved in a cupful of sweet milk, a. teaspoonful of sat, nutmeg to flavor flour to roll.' • Men's Pockets*. Mary S. Booth, in the following front Harper's Bazar, commenda pockets and the teix that devised, apprebiatod, anti continues, to mul- tiply them : 11 we were asked what is to -day the great advantage Which man has over woman in the struggle tor ex Istence we should answer without besitetion pockets. -Pockets are the epithet of rite Orderly mind; „logical powers, practical at:claire- 'limits, homogeneity. A. bag, a woman's bag, a shopping hag, is the emblem ()him kingdom of mire tile. Speaking roundly, a 'inati's elothes contaiit a dozen pecketein this nonventent place his aliange is kept ever ready, andnever in .the way; in that receiitaelo. ere hie knife, cinkscriew, shoe buttoner; another compartineitt is sacred to his puree ; still another holds hie liatulkerellief; MS gloves mayttave a separate -home if Ile will; , Ineeyeeglass lives in an aristocratic seclusion,' watch, case, au a toor picks are comfortably segreeetscl, and be bas room beside for memoreteluni book, letters, news papers,•the new magazines, visiting .cards, and a ease of .0ourt plaster. Is'it any wonder that he turns the key of the world's' great lock easily: and well, having heai'. hands frk to that exercise? And the 'fact that he has conquered Ids pockets, so to speak, tnstities to tile sup emacit of man. If his tailor demurred at put ting them in,. that Useful minion would tind his ocaupation gone. But • When a woman is told by. her clress- nialterthat only one inaccessible poc- ket is,to be alloWed b.r,s1ie supinely Hubmits, and thereby'. proclainis her ifnerioi•ity Of 'sex.. Many forget that theliair anti sealp need cleaning as well as the halide ma feet. El:am-lay° use 'Of AYeeti Bair Vigor has proven that. it it the hest eleansing agent for the ladr-that t prevehitsas we1Ia'rothoes deed- * Putt4 role and tOothea tho sealp, and' - V V '• an.44a Ms The iehborno We learn from late English papere that )11r, Qum:tern:4in East has taken furnished house in ilainpahire for the Tiabhorne Claimant on his re- lesise frem Dartinoer on the 4to. of thisnaonth. 11 16 not deemed advisable to make the exact spot public. rhe Claimant will at once take up his abode there on hie release from pris- on. During the, imprisonment of their father Mr. East has taken upon himself the responsibility of Main- taining awl educating the Claimant's daughters. The young girls have had all the advantages enjoyed by the children of their protector, and the elder will, upon her father's re- lease, go to live with him and keep house, In order' that the Claimant may not, at any rate for some time to come, be worried by pecuniary matters, Iejr. Bast proposes making him an ample weekly allowance, and will further place a considerable sum of money in his hands on Me iley of his relettee. The estate of the Tiathornes was valued Itt £84,0O 41year. The first, trial was before the Court of Com- mon Fleas, and the perjury trial was before the Court of the Queenrs Bench. It was settled beyond rens- onable doubt that the "Claitnant" was Arthur Orton, who emigrated from London, his native place, to Australia, end because of evil doing changed hispatrie to Castro. Their are, however, inany in Bngland who believed, and atilt eltilm, that Orton is Roger Charles Tichborne< A peculier virtue in Ayer's Sarsa• parilla is thatwhile it cleanses and purges the blood from all corruptions and impurities, and thereby roots out disease, it builds up and Invigor- ates the whole system and mates ore young again, Tourist: $4., does it rein here every day ?" Gide: "Why, no, sir. We had tavo fine days last year." • A MARVELOUS STORY 100 IS WO Mal% FROM THE SON; "28 eon fit., New iforit,feet.as,a882. uu,ositeetewmtbeibeennielamootafreleeltecrouriswere/dt: frfloytm:01 weeerghgeri 41 unfzvogius oteot liyer's Sarsaparilla has bed in gis ease, lE think kia Woo4 must bare contained the humor for at least ten pars:. but it diduot ihow, mot is the tuna eta acrofuleus 110641 010 the wrist, Until about eve years ago. From a few spots which ap- peared at that time, it gradually spread so as to cover Ms entire berlY. I +nista° you be was terribly afflicted, mad an object of pity, when he began uaing your medicine. NOW, there are few men 01 1446 ago who enjoy as good health AS be has. I could easily name fifty persona who would teatify to tio taots in Wit Cane, • ' Yours truiy. W. 14. FROM THE FATHER: """'t4,.. pleasure duty for Me UP OW to you the benefit I have derived from the use of -Ayers. 8 arsaparilla. Si. menthe Reel was completely covered with a terrible humor and. acrofaleus sores. The humor caused an incessant mid intolerable itching, and the akin cracked so as to wee the blood to flow in rnany places Wiwi:10M moved. My But/cringe were great, and ray MIs a burden. I commenced the utie of the Sansamtumr,a in April last, and have need it regularly since that time. My condition began to improve et onee. The sores ham) an healer), and 1 feel perfectly well in every respect-noingeow awe to do a good day's workettithough.73 years 04 8130. Many inquire what has -wrought such a cure in my -case, and I tell them, as I have hers tried to tell you, • ATEIt's saneareererei. Glover, Vt., Oot. 21,1832. Yours gratefully, nutaar Turrearse, antyralal'esetdrottruadtPu4s,^zoura'ainesuirneL,SEerroyinsiipak. elas, Eczema, Ringworm, Blotches, Sores, Boils, Turners, and Eruptions of ti,1L. 1t:%r:t':r: o:ol:rn rge24(1;s0eal.tc:eio; tbe bowels, and thus restores vitality aud •strengthens the wboie system. "1 PREPARED BY Dr, J.C.Ayer &Qo. Lowell MOSS. Bold by all Druggists; Si, six bottles for $36. & LANSLAN'S 'FLORIDA WAT =els probably the simplest mid pur- est perfume ever made, being absol- utely nothing more Ulan the,delioious fragrance of rare flowers, preserved, .and made permanent, atid it is doubtless:to this purity of compOsi- tin thatits immene popularity is in a great measure to be ascribed. , , • Walt It Costs to Call lnEditor Names ' Stillwell is editor of the Port Ar- thnr Sentinel; Rennie is proprietor •of a rival journal; Bourke ie constable in the some teln. Bourke brought' a letter to Rennie, which Bourke was the putative:" author of. •Rennie publiabed.it. Among other declar- ations in the fetter it was stated that, Stillwell was e blackleg, a 'consorter • with thieves, and even went the length of calling Win a cockney, a ,tewhead, and capiieel thablirean with applying the epithet of dude to edi, ;tor Stillwell. At the recent l'Ortinto Assizes Stillwell claimed 'damages. 'rhe jury returned a verdict for $560 damages against G. R. Rennie; hold- hig that he was the sole -owner of the Port,Arthur .Herald when the libel-, fouslmatter was published. Stillwell vs. Bourke was another suit in con- nection with the libellous letter. John Bourke,chief of police at,,Port Arthur, Was tlie apparent' writer of the letter, aa his Dame was signed 10 if, bet he denied having 'written it, and said it vras' given to -him byMr. Gough, a Pert Arthur lawyer, to de- liyer at the neWepaper • office. Ile was riot aware of the contents of the letter. If e did not publish e denial, but the day aftelethe letter appeared lie had' st conversation with Stillwell, and told hini the name of the writer. The jury returned a verdict • for plaintiff for $250. qfyou will Permit to say.so,doetor, remarked. the patient, "science has in you 'cone of its, most perservieg disciples." The doctor's face express-, ed the gretification the compliment, gave him, and the patient continued: "But I have one favor to ask &you? "Name it," said .the pleased and smiling Galen.. "Yon have treated :nie scientifically for Aix weeks." 'Yes.' "Well, give me something now to get well on." • , • • A Good Time. When is the best 'time totake a blood parifiee? When ever the blood is foul and humors appear, or when the system ia debilitated take Bur- dock 'Blood Bitters.- 306-21 • .• • • . Some people are born tp ill luck. t An old woman wile • has pasted 'nearly 5?000 Medical. receipts in a book during the past forty. 'years has never been ill a day.. and. is 'growing , discouraged. • • : • • • • • Pam'. Low's.11itgic Sulphur poRp is highly-teem:mended ter all bunacirs and ekin diseases. ' 307-40 • Mits, Nagoseethie Catts,e•-A cupfal each. of Cream rind butter, ttvo ,cup, fide of sugar, three eupfuls of flour • With a tiaspoenful, cream tartar and: threedbuttlis teaspoonful of soda sifted through it, •fotir eggs beaten separately, and lemon extract ' for flavorieg. Mks, Commit% FRITIT CARE. -A 'ORD- eneli 'of butter, sugar; molasses, And sweet 'Milk, four eggs, w'oli beat- en, a teaspoonful and a half of dream tartar, a teaspopnfur of soda, one nut- meg, three cupfuls of flour; fruit) as much as you like. Lotaxna's Cooxisso- A cuprul each of thick ores= and stigneemie beaten egg, scant teaspoonfill of Soda, a half teaspoonful each of salt and cinna- mon, flour to mix. ,jnst ,sc 438- 10 roll out. Bake mtickly. -English iteligien. De Rochefort! in A, D. 102. They reekon above twenty sorts of religions in London, every one having liberty‘of cotiseience to live according to Iiia fancy. . 1 was there in Lent, but little appearance of it vim to be mien nilietia 111 1130 p414110e of St. Marcel (Somerset honer?) wineli belonged to the de- ceased Queen,mother of trigland, in the chapel of which there are some CapuOliine, who Say inasees every day, and on Sunday the 'tier - vice le performed there with great; fleVOti011. Thee() Capuchins baptize and marry the Catholics in London. and when they go to. catty the saes runlet', t VI anyone in town they are dressed Hire gentlemen, and yeu would sometimes rather take thern Lor Captainn than Capuchins; but they art obliged to do thin to avoid the bundle f the tutheengers and ; • An Ancient Edifiee.. . . . theStADA DAS 141E OLDEST:.EDIFICEI ERICA. • . . • • - At the little village of Tadousac • Saguenay empties into the St. Lawrence, there is to day Ile oldest church on this continent, 'older even •tlian the old Spanish church of St. Augustine, Pla. This church wige'beilt by the Freneh dis coverer, Jacques ()artier, for the .Fremcli coloity lie had founded. It is only a mean' bniblitig, being only abieet 20 feet square, with a Very low 'ceiling, and was. erected 1517) 25 YOUrs after the discovery of . the. continent. It contains ft very re- markable picture of the Virgin • Maey) painted more than 800 -years, • ago by one of the Jusuit Fathers at the Mission, to which certain noir- acidotic; Iproperties ate ascribed by the inhabitants of Quebec, and a good many pious dames of the pro- vince make pilgrimages there, The oldect of interest -fee besidethis ,tliere are some vestments • add a very curionsly embroidered altar cloth -are 'freely exhibited 10 etrangerg by the handsome and in: telligent voting Jusuit.priest, Fatiair Pecon, who has them in ()Serge. On President Lincoln% Drat visit th a house•of correction, an old criminal,. looking through thebars Of hiecell, • remarked : "Well, Mr. Lincoln, you and .1 ought to be well masted en prisons -we'veSeen all there are in • the country." :"Why, this is the first one I ever mated,". said Mr. Lincoln; to which the 0H:tibial -promptly res poncleil,.."But, I've been in all the rests l" . • A Sudden Attack. All people, and especially travel; lere, are liable to a sudden attack of • Cholera Morbus-, Colic, Diarrhma and 'Dysentery. Dr: Fowler'sWild Straw. berry is the Moat prompt ahd reliable remedy ..khown. 306-24. He is incapable ,of le truly good action who knovvs not the pleasure in contemplating the good actions of. other. ' Costiveness is the cause of the. in- tolerable "bad breath" of multitudes. Dr. Henry Baxter's Mandrake Bitters • remove the cause and prevent the evil and coat only 25 cents.* 306-41 • "You look as if you had been kiss- ed by a breeze • from Northland,'.' said a poetic young lady to a pretty "friend, whose eheeks were glowing with color. ''Oh, no I" was the laugh- ing reply : " 11 Was only a sof& heir freno Baltimore. • Neemeetri Pita,s are a Mild' purga- tive, :toting on the stomach; Liver and Boweberemovirtg all obstructions. 307-4t • McGrcgor's Speedy . . ..Ersirr purchaser of COSMOS 1101180 bueness capacity, when requiring an artiele for a certain purpose, .purchases only that Which has, been tri,eit or is .ailowed first to tea. before You are allowed a, time trial bottte of Iii(lregor Speedy cure; • the great remedy for Dyspepsia, impure Blood and Liver Disorders atsour Drug Store. Sold at ofic. and St per bottle.- See testi- Menials from persons in your Own town. • 304.0 • Who wrote the most -Dickens, Warrere•or Dulwer? Warren wrote "Now •and' Then," B.ulwer ;Wrote "Night atiti Morning" and Diokens "Air the Year Round." • . . .Shilob's Consumption Cure.' . . This is beyond volition .the most sue' eessful Cough Medicine W43have over sold, a' few drops invariably cureir the worst eases' of Cough, Coup. and Brouchitia, while it's Wonderful meccas in the cure of Consumptionie witheet a parallel in the history of medicine. Since it's !het dis- covery it has been sold en it guarantee, a tea winch no other medicine can. stand.. If you have a thrugh WO Conic:AV aSk. 7011 to try it. Price Mete .00ets; and $1.00. Hymn Lures ars eine, Chest, or Back, Dune, 050 Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price .. 25cts. Sold by J, 16. Combo: .202-ly • . - - Surprise*" • It was at a church oyster supper, the merriment WaS At ilit height, when an appalling shriek from the pastor's Study (the kitehen) rent the air. Confusion %vorso confounded reigned supremo, Wien a bevy of drfltWitittl 'bean titia rushed frantical- ly with inihevelled lutir and distort- ed teitures into the room. 6+What is RA what is iti" eagerly demanded the trembling guests. 'Ibis ikthe matter,”..itaid Ono a the girls, whol 40060 1)0111 than the rest) had forked Mit of the soup 41 slimy thing, she bore gallantly aloft, ,,This nw- fd thing Was In the soup," 11 was • . • A contemporary mentions st case beyond the ordinary. oculist. It is that of a young lady who, instead of ptipil, has a proleitsor in her eye: ' • Meeks. jewelry's SILVERWARE, J. BIDDLECOMBE, OPPOSITE THE MARKET$ CLINTON Ladies' Gold and Silver- -UMW- Rrwelles, rat! Ulnas, Bracelets, ete. Solid Silver and Rated WARES Suitable for ilollday, Wedding-, or Birth- day Presents. Owls for lerge or small purses, and to suit all seasons of the year. See the Stock. Large variety of Clocks. Everything of the best makes. Gentlemetes Plain and Fancy Jewelry In endless variety. saleiteptielug promptly attended to ` and satisfaction guuriniteed. --0-- A Full Stook of Spectacles, Of the Best Makes, always on hand. --0--- • J.13iddlecombe, Opposite tne Market, Clinton. •• • , McGregor & Parko's Carbone borate has been tested by years .of trial and has been found the tnost convenient leid effectital method of applying tathOliti aChl. me greatest antisee• tic in Mk far Guts, Burns and Old Sores. B0. sure you•get 'McGregor &Parka's Carbolic Mute. Bold for 25 =Why all DruggIstlf: 3044. • . • FEZ ITIPLEIENTS. A Western zephfr carried it cow a quitter of.a Mile through the air and get her down in a inilmman's yard. Ile wee so 'scared that he stopped grinding chalk, and ran.Ardurid: for a rifle to .shoot the curious , looking creature: : .• . nocklete:s Arnica Salve. 'Tits 13Ear..:414LVE in.the world for Cute, Bruises,' Sores, :Ulcers, 81ilt Rheum,' Fever Sores, Tater, • Chapped: hands; Chilblains,. Corns, and all :Aril% Ei•up- dens, Awl positively ewes Plies,' or no .pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect sattefitotion, or. monerrefunded.. .Priee 2510411018 per box, Fia seis IIY -Watts de 00. • • ' 258-ly LARGE ASSORTMENT *B*r • PIJONCTS,. ROOT &STRAW 'CUTTING BOXES, . , • And, all Impiernents used on a farm as Good as the Best, and as cheap as tlie Cheapest, at ° • .Dr. Bird, a prominent Edinburgh physician of the last century, was in the babit•of taking .a long walk at an early henrevery morning. . Upon one occasion he, met,...6, • friend gentleman of extremely.slendeland wiry appearance -who greeted hi01. boiateransly with: "Hal good morn. ine. Thisis indeed the -early .bird." • The 1'001)011Se Opine, Accompanied by ,a. ineenthg. Bathe': "And .it would seamI l_iave caught. the wtirm." ' • ' Great ' Fatality. Theravages of -Cholera Infantile) and. fin:Muer ' Complaints among children is truly alarming. • The most xeliable cure is Dr, Powler's Wild Strawberry. E'v.ory bottle guaraute- ed to give.satiefitatiOn. • .306 21 . "What is it. that you like about that/girt?" asked one young ,man of another. . "Myai'm,41 was the brief reply. SHILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY, A MarVelond cure for Catarrh, Diptherift, Canker 1116126,MB]. Head Mlle: With each bottle Ettore is an ingeuious nasal In - sector for the more successful troattnent of tltese complaints without extra charge.. Pike 50as. Sold by S. H. Combe. • • "Chineee binders- alitiVe without• lather." This reminds us that our old sohoolmaster used to, lather with: cett•shaving. Faxem'AN181Vom1 Pawnees are agree- able to take, and expel all kinds of worms front children or adults. • 307-46 A . Maine Woman halt intide two hundred and thirty words trona incoinprehensibility;" His stockings are never darned. • Mas. MARY 'filmiest's', Of Toronto was Afflicted With Tape Worm, 8 feet . of Which was removed by one bottle of Dr. Low's "Worse Syrup. 307-41 • , AM.* Unglith writer remarks that In an ago which.is fond Of celebrating "eentetiaries" and "quitiecnteriaries" it scents strange that 00 one bas posed to celebrate the "millenary" of the taking of tonden from the Danes by King Alfred) which oedurred in the year 884. The Pritish empire's area is 8,500,- 000 square miles, but there is direet domination over enough MOre tb make the total I0,000,000ene-tifth of the land surface of the globe. Of the tOtal peptilatibe only one-seventh are Christiana. • , . , rlata Lightning terell NeUralgiaM one minute, Plaid Lightning cures Toothache in ono minute. Plaid Lightning MOO two Ache in ono minute. Plaid Lightning 04688 taireetee 010110 Melte. .Vited Lightning relieves Ithemeatisrn la tree minute. Plied taghtnitie mutt any pain or sent 01- 41 P... OA o vato riot 'artigo i mit J. B • IAIPLEMENTrIVADEROOMS; CLINTON., ONTARIO "Wbo is he ?' said a pesseieby to a policeman who 'wait endeavouring to to 'raise' • ,.an intoxidated individual who had ftillen into the. gutter. "Can't iirty sir," replied the police- man; "he can't give no acepunt of himself." "Of course not," said the other; "how cam you expect an ao. count from a person who lias.loit his. balance?" •' Arnica 0.5 'Oil biniment is the best. remedrknown for stiff joints. 24-4t H1 CANTELON NEW BOOT (H110E STORE IN PERRIN'S 'BLOCK. ' It is the neglect and. -abuse of Christianity by thoge who profess • it, more than any real outside opposition. to it, that hinders its progress, and preventsits speedy and complete triumph 'Attie world, • Remarkable Reitoraitidn , Mrs. Adelaide O'Brien of :13uffalo, N. Y., was given. up to die by her physicari4 as incurable with Con- sumption. It proved to be Liver Com - Alain ts find was cured with-13adoek Blood titters. 30641 ' • A Icift,on the throne of God,and net below,in tlie foot -prints of a trampl- ing multiude, are the sacred rulee of right which no majoritiee Mtn diaplitee or overturn. . • '• A. Firm opinion. • The firm of Ormand & Walsh drug. gists of Peterhor?, say. Dr. Pewter's 1Vild Strawberry la one of their best StandaNd Mlicheines for Summer Complaints. 390 21 Religion cantiot pass `s,Way. The -burning of a little straw may, hide the stars of the sky; bot the stars are there, and Will reappear. • MAN 4F.A.OTTJ21Hit TON Works. ' PROPRIETOR, BUGGIES CUTTERS, WAGONS, SLEIGHSAC. LUMEER AND SHINGLES taken in exchange. OiVe me axon and I will give jr.oe prices that cannot be beaten in the County. or Repairing and Iforseshoemii done with despatch. VANTELOIN, 501-11\T- Wishes to InfOrnt hitt 'bid customers and the public generally that he has again opened out In the Carriage and Waggon Business, On the Corner of Huron and Orange Streets Olinton Handenaae ,worle sewed mel-prigeed„ at prase' to suit twery purse,. The best werk, leiYettt pi.iecs, and satisfaction "guaranteed.' As I have first:elites eery' workmen ern- Ployed, .atitiresatisihetioa is a curtainty.• a•eall. • • . ".•. • •••• • • : .• ' ROBERT .AUTTERSON, Prime Modern III ag e. *rho magical power over pain that Bagyard's Yellow Oil possesses, out. rivals the mantels of ancient times. It acts in a natural "manner to subdue inflammation 1 cures IllutUnlatism, Deafnees, Sore Throat, and painful itljumes. 306.21 je meo. 44,000;;, .ero Otiffj 11. BEACOM, alanager.. ' In the Brick Buildinglinown as the "Mountcastle property," where he will earry on the trade in all its brenelies. An experience of over 20 years in business in Clinton will enable him to meet the requirements of the public in hia line. All material of the very beet quality and the worktnanshlp unsurpassed. Call and exetnine before purchasing. All the lutest impreved rigsmanufactured and kept coustautly On hano. ALL WORK WARRANTED. - PRICES REAqONABLE. (ta=.Repairing and. Repainting Promptly Attended to. if you want anything fine in JOB PRINTING, leave • your ord.er at "The News Record" office. LONDON :LOAN *GOY,' T_ACtiNT3DC:0 °WT. .%.6 LOWEST RATES. $100,600 " "riort date loans at 6& 6-1 per Cent Apply to ' 270.3, M. J. KE/irri, Manager WANTED- ''• AGENTS TO SSLL - -77 r.rPNI8ON'S New and Superior Canada.Maps • . and %arts, As paying RS 113 180103 in the world. For full pertieularsi free, ithlresS Ito 'UNISON, Map publisiter, 388 Richmond Street, • tioieffon, posIstrIO: • 287.4in -CLINTON, ONT., DEALERS IN - 31.3.3r11.3.&" Physicians' Prescriptions Carefully and „Lomat* Compounded, and. Orders Answered with Ude and Despatch. - The Public will find our Stock of Medicines qdmplete, Warrcoited and of the Best Quaid,/ Toilet Soaps, Perfumery, Shoulder Braces, Triisses, Spe. es, and all kinds of Druggists' Sundries usually kept in a First -Class Drug Store. - • LUMBER AND LATH. FOR SALE, all .1cinds. of Pine Lumber an,d Lath. Those is -tinting number or Lath 011 find 11 to their interest to give Inc t call. Yard baeic °aim Fanning Mill Factory, Wellington Street, Clinton. 280-14. JOSEPH CITIOLEY. BLYTH SAW MILL G OSM A N & DODDS Are now protein:xi to do all kinds of worklin their line, Haring 1111 1) a grain crusher, We lire able 10 40 chopping at tiny One aPti tho shorteit notico.• . GOSInAN & DODDS,. - Myth; Ont WPAALL . ,PE k \NALL 'PA „ PER The time for liouse-Oleaaing ia near. All gin ting • Hall, Parlor, Din.ing -Room, or Bed- ' ROOrti Papers,. LATESTI T-TA.,',MrttV4IPM:1111rtrf:,;(1Z,":;,' of tirst•elass Barber. iririA11 the latest stAos of huh& and gentlemen's Intimating. One door east of the' Centmerelal Prete!, • • vat engraving to p r i nett die Lento ill • viositay soda/ THE WAY IT lifigAITtO.T_YO1J.', It excitec expectoration and Ceases the lungs to throw 611' the piqxin or MUCOui 3 eheloges the seeeetiofra and pinfieS the blood s- heals the ifri. tared parts; gives strength to the digestive Organt; brings the liver to its ptoper action, and imnatta a(retigth te the whole system. Sven ra Tug lannuMATE Anti SATIMPACTOSV siqviCt that 14 is 1u/tenet/4i to break sa4 thi otho ellstrasike eorgh itt aim hours lime, tt n0101400 long Mantling. [7 12 dvareanted VO Onnt nnisitta aiittall,cctION, EVEN la 810 load &violent's, eases 4f CofrOtuntetion I 11 is twtreeshted 661 if) p6011 414 Cost ivenest (mint km. edies CallSd this trotible) et affect the head, as it contaitut ne opium in any font), 74 165848' ranted is he'iteeetly houttels to the want delicate child, Although lolo an actiVe and,pow-, told retnedy for•restering the ityttern. There is OM PM, »arta& ,fie itratiy deisths Cbts• idtivw,beft Aman't LUSO IllitSAH protest14 denly taken in time. Physicians having totntlaniftive patiente, and wh�, .having fOF ailed enre (heel wag their own medicine, we would recommend ie givs Ailfor'S LONG BAIA _ will find the Best and Latest Patterns FRIEZES . ORNICES AND PANELS,- FILLERS, &C. .10- The Bazaar Fishion Booka for 1883 are ont and can be had for nothing. Call and 'see the papers and get a Book • • Olt BIPTLER'S GODERICH. 13- He Sells .0 beeper 'than any oneon top of theBarth: GOLDEN CREAM, LA. ci-R,m3sz IYOR, TIMbest preparation known to science forbeautifying the ,-ItA COMPLEXION ONE SINGLE APPLICATION is 'warranted to Beautify tho Fagg and give to the Fadcdor Sallow Cont. • picttion a Perfectly Healthy. Natural, and Youthful Appearance. le Conceals Wrinkles. Freckles, Crow's Feet, and Ihe Evidence of Ago, leaving the Skin Soft, Smooth. and White. _ _ • " PRICE -60 cents. Sent to any address. Postage stamps taken. Address tometters to • CREME 0' OR, Drawer 2 678 Toronto P.0.• Ask your druggist for IL Wholesale by all whole. sale druggists. •• THE A4M1'To TU. FRONT-7SO, IS • eEM VI AT C.14 ovei4.1 • ;.. to shoA FIRERRE- IN I titp I MI `11ritugi lickhooribee • PEOPLE'S \ *URSA!, • That eld.establblied paizr.r; dtlxis arc:sir harens4.71 - rire'giti,leTit.swzYmAyt;Ide and other hiew.Yeekpepets •wafoTarrtsgri •Sby housands, by treating every new sbscesr to!, NEW irroas-virntlino waTo14AdgxnFetty. u'oprinelpied,publrsisheattempt adonoWour tr. &u but give worthless watches. Against these You _ bm guarded. Remember, it you'd not pay an • gtri'mve tirenwat NtehlemdkePscnaTter.tvoird.or_rIGebinlindehrwiiiim.".b1424WiwW6 • 131611.y„It.u.091:31.;vad fin.t.ding..avioaftc12.1h.„ be,Silvter.Nteickda.el f'...d.wtrevookar. ranted to keep good time. Imported direct re coembere(our Ann) from Switzerland...that paradise Mira makers' who are knowa the world ever for Mar eacalliat watches. We will send meat 010 shoredescrd Watches FREE, on receipt or 13.00,.toPay tor the PEOPLE'S F18tis1M1 3011118/11. vale Year. andAtIP Pay SmeM.8.17.7.fatlMiw.iitzsdand Rae.. . 'advertisement. For grit extra, we wM send you ahead- , some Goldnatod eit,L0haryn War for lady, ZE:glyn tch C. O. Eic.°, 78143, balance collected Nilan watela fr, received. IR you mad lbo s 1.8 arumlnlaith iorderwreewifl.t send b0 ke.wa.tt6,ewatca• hb• aatel elalpaid, by mal. 11111 better. yu Setalar aaaoeaeb.:g...1whoosie:aw dst.vigdlmw..e.1t.vs l•pltfcliow•TcH t.itartTefd rf:we s4dsteTetoTtLva sI, ' newmbredbiekoldg Wes+ emery are willing to pay ammo tai do lt, Relive seeethat grow who subscribe for tho W journal sou atorays Irma IL You =Meat this advertisement out and send kt to es as* ordcrIn 10 voucher°. that yell are entitled to the watch... We are NAT; more popular than ever this•_year. We lave added many new features arid beautiful Olustratims by Um b• ast 85(811, 001 have also secured letters, stories. and sketches by Messrs 11. W. isescassr. COM% Z1.lMed- 40n,Oharles Heade. and other eminent waters 106met? • tangent' we will guarantee our readers thsi they will be moon than pleased with this sparkline illustrated family 814 8017 paper. Humorous articles and _lolly Illestrated 1oo50. 1.every' amber. Agents am JUST COINING MONEY by takbx subscribers for us, and- the WHOLE COUNTRY 1111.1MING AROUSED to our usunatavy. • lf you aro in the city. or Ityou bavenny friend !alba dlr.'. bloods= call onUs at:m liroadwayanslte lltennn•OiEca .1:401114tit. 1137 aittY11.10. ttilUllWals-a,314/1117:424;irOtlikit -WITH RIB - New Stock of Scotch and Canadian Tweeds, Overenatinge.Tretisermge.and Plan mid Fancy Worsteds, Afy stock is clean anti Well selected. M. Fischer to the front.lin thecheapest,beet trimmed end best fitting Suiten' the county. Coate endue foey,ourselves One price to all. blethers, sen(1. your boys, if you have not got the time; Try OAK HALL -for your next Snit. 11=1RaVIS • C..A.S1-1 • . West of England Scotch and Foreign Stiltings & Trouserings English & French Worsteds. - 0 - ROTH THE CLOTHIER Goderich, has • a splendidly assorted .stock of new Spring and Summer Geode. Ordered and Ready-made Sults at the lowest prices ever heard of -mane but the best of trimmings used, and perfeet fits guaranteed. A cut! Hue of CENTS' FURNISHINCS ilways in stock. (hill and 800,11 1411 pay you. ABRAHAM stifirrit Thy Sevidimi. • C1-01;MIZI c".)NT. mawaing Now* for itargaiiis --IN- Slioul iluotss, Tr Is • TWITCHELLS. Victoria .1310c14 .4 0 Clinton, Ontario. Having received rety...--, Spring and Summer Stock „,1100T8, 81I0IE44, etc., woidd eall the attention' of the public to the same. tar Women's Ittd Dots only tr1:76. kr Men's, Royls.and Children's, cheep, itecordingly. tar. Trunks and Valises very 'Cheap. ' • Team and Carriage Harness cheaper thaw Oa. ailver Mounted Sinule et, ' Harness only 814, • .r liaby Carriages, a large variety, et ?tiniest 'half pride. tm, 14,000 noodles High Land Pine aed,Cedar Shingles ?or stile, cheap. 13iliter and Pies talicn as cag fo)' Boots and Shoes. .tlevim-topt1.1,1tteti OTPtItt Wereve, DO YOU .TAKE THE ews-Record, THE ACKNOWLEDGED Leading Local Paper - • OF THE CONTI/. 1 A LARGE STAFFOF WIDE-AWAKE CORRESPONDENTS IN THE COUNTY, • THE VERY '4ato-,§t. News About • • • o, INTERESTING Canadian, A tnerican.;.. • Pritidh- and "'• ForeiNeath GATHEItED FEOM RELIABLE SOURCES. THE MARKETS .Are corricted every Tuesday • afternoon, juit before going to press. ' . • THE° W$* IS A 410ME Production WHITELY & TODD, viVrtlr.14, *iv** eraser 4