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oat take his raper out of the °Mee, and
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renpotikdble to the pultlisliero for paynteut
aus pelmet onbtrs his paper dis-
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the publisher nos state:U.4ot 'to send IS
mail pityment is made, wall cornet the
allele amount. whether it be taken from
tho attlee tw not. There' can he no legal
1Ils)tlul4ae t1l kliti payment is refute,.
ecratia- who takes a paper from
the poot•oftwe, whether directed to hie
name Os' another, or whethet , belies sets
arritral or not, is reeponallakt: for the pay.
4 --If a aubserilver orders is paper to be
stoppea at a eertaiii time, anitl.be publish.
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bound to pay tor it if he take') it out of the
• Post -office. Thio preeeeds upon dies:round
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(1 rit(111 RECifORI.:*
St, R Churell.-Servloes 011 SMiday et 1
8.111. vid p, 111, Ohba Class, 10 a.m. StlidaY
S•itool. 2 p.m. Service OD Wednesday, 8 p. tn
lisv. Ill.11AM CRAW. fteetor
Canada Ilethodist.---8erl leo, at 10.30 a. tn.
and 7.00 p. in. Sabbath Schoal at 2.30 p. M.
Bev. .1. Olielt.,PaStor.
'auad* Rfoiliyterian,-.811ra4es at11.41.M. ai4
[1.30 .s.00kath soole,vio..o,,,,an.,• Rev..
Auu, STIRWMIT, Ouster. ' "
Bible Oltristian.-SomposAt 10.30 a, ,in.,,and,
3.30 p, `Sablutth Seltoof,"7...21- Ur: J.
KIINN an, Pastor,
_ •
Baptist. UTIFIRL4ADMQ At 1.30 R. in," cab.
bath 8chord..2:3,0 Vastest. -
TIM= X-IT.X1R,Ca\T
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The oderich News
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Huron llecoro'
oistitr.a.t.irAvuen..
Guaranteed average cikeulatiousever1700
WodnesdaY. Juni 25t11
' • . got try . •
Our KiI ol Matt
' [Jerdes W. Riley.1
• The kind of a man for you and,mttl"
.1Ie faces the world unflinChingly •
And smites, as long, as ..the Ivrong.
resists, •
1V.itir a. hnuckied faltb'and force -like
fists;
lives the life he is'preaching of,
• And lavos.Wheresthost is the,need of
2 :
Ilis
voiee is clear to the .dear man's
• And hit; fapephliine through the
•
'sblinst.:imrWta tears •
•
The)ight allifiree out where timplo.uds
. swere • ,
'And,•th-eAiidOvi.'s;Prayer. goes up for
„ •s• .
•
I jaiiY
• .
The 'latch, iti'.clicked •,.the hovel
-• door, ' • „ -
And dies -Sick min Sees the Sun once
•
more, • -•
A lid ur,Lt! P'erthe barren.fieldlliti" sees
Springilig blossomelind waving trees,
Feeling, as only the dying may, • .•
. That God's'. own -servant,. has come
• • that way, .
Skridothing the path.assit still ,winds
!Chrome] the golden ' gate where his
' loved have gone..
The kind of e.inan for me' and you,
llowever little or worth we do -
Ile Credits fell, and abides in trust
Thnt. tittle will teach us how,. more is
• jest: ••
• ,
Ire wiiks abroad and meets•all. kinds:
• )1fiuertilopi anU itneasy'roin Is; ,
A ud, sympathizing, he shares the
, pain" .
'Of the'dotiliti• that rack' us, heart and
bran!, . ..* , •
And; knowing this, • as we grasp his
We are, surely coming t� understandl
te.looks'on sin With. pitying 'eyes. -
E'en ss theLord, since Paradise -'-
Ekes. Should we. reads .though
• sus aluaeld gletV •
• .
As scarlet they • shotild..be white as
• , anowt •• .. •
• Arid: footing •0:iir ot.h.p, grief-distr.
itiad
'Chat the bai•are he geed Mt the 'good
:;nretady,,,z;... • . • •
Ire strikes straight out for.the Bight
1 -end he .
IS the kind of -a man forkon aml met
:An iji
...fykiapsetty"gene,r4lit hriewn,
ens exchange; -1Triltorrs' County, -
Where the Scott Act is info'iee, that:
1 ilium. can • be; obtained only. upon -a
.. physician a 'prescription. • Our deVil,•
..oi. niwity.,rrorn dinner a few days
• ,-ince, reeling. a, little in need Of the•
oflifespreetired from Dr. jcines
• . t fte following, tablet' . can be usecl. by
any,--ooe and' quite'oftenithe
. Rem's& "4'6; Fruntenti.
i'le'ase. 'stye h
teimarer •thelpottiMed
• • potation ; • •, ' .
. Ile's 'a pretty good •though:1k umble
'1'fis sin
The fluid enwes_is kriat'sinsta sthanneti-
.,...... • , • , - .
: tuns' • .
.' And nm
ot nae at the bottom will tell You.
' who 'sent him. , • „ •
....The letters to beveryesplisit,
I- a In.:kilt:ski ,deleesand. means "(plantain,
• serficit." • . • . •
ilkit if now tLtlIf1Il translation yottatrey;
It is stint ly this -give Mei all Ike can pay
ilis ease severe, , so phase don't teruse
lis's A member or clench mei knows hew
to use it.
Ukase don't fail to honor tidos my lawful
• :requisition, P
rt sound on the goose, and an old.
-1 same! phystelatt. •
• •
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ITO g.
• The Alriertrtity Act.
VIP WItoLE QUESTION sUnsirrTED
• • TI1E SUPREME
The following questions are re.
ferret' by His Excellency the Gov.
ernor-General to the Sfipretne Court
of• Canada for bearing and deter.
'ablation in pursuance •a the pock
visions of the •26th sec,ion of 47t11
'Victotia, eltaptet 32, intituled, An
act to Amend the liquor license act
of 1883. First questiou, Are „the
following aets in ' whole or in part
within die legislative authority of
the Folirkintakt of Ontado, inanely,
first, lire liquor Oct of 1883; second,
ItIl net to amend the liquor at of
1883, Second question If the
wort is of• opinion that a 'part or
parts only of the said acts arti Within
•the legislative antherity ot the
1'ar1iatiren1 of Canada, what 'part or
part$ of till) said acts aro PO within
Smell legislative authority 1
• NOStais
liIrs, Cowell, of Faimerston, Ont.,
starts timuorrow for the temperance
colonp svh ere lour of irer sone liar/
goneehead eflfer, •She has a family
O f ten "boys,' 011 alio still calls them,
though grown Up, not one of whom
has ever tasted liquctr,, and only one
of them skeokes. sups She hopes
t eee tbein all, loan ling tile ,R4v,
Mr, ca'tewell, for u'1'� Gladatone,
settled around her in the Saskatche.
wan 'Valley, one of her three (laugh.
tore heing there already. tier
"father lived to the rare old age of
212 years, and at 70 she is more
aetive then most Ot atrie in their
teeits.-Winnipeg Surto
Anti -Scott Act
An annual picnic of the Roman
.0a.tholiq, Oh ekelisvras infid 'tat ..Fielc-
Ming last week. Rev. father
Beanaant,eatentled• an iritatictosto.
theTiteltiliitio.nista 'and anti Pro.hia
bitioniats to express their views on
itoA behtk tntlitolged
t (PO' v Oriel fifillt;:64ttiftis
'E,-Eing: %Dodds: attended,: :but the
;Seett in:representatives tallest to
ilP13417; Mr!1 PdaD#al for
nearlY tW0 twills andarea unthusi',.
asttoeldPii1!"4"34 1y thejarge)
crowd present. tAt. the 0)080 Of his
'remarks the Roy. Mr. Beausent ads
dressed thespeople. and 40440
surprise tiktit aftektliti'.0sordial 40114
tation exte14lebyhtn. t thejecitt:
Act petiole 314 net cnoty• *kited • •tta
C01110, 'hut liad it 'even 'nefinewl-`
•edged his .invitation. Ilutter such
circumatenees he considered it a
peraonal Affront. tobituself,. • At, the
close of the Rev. gentleman's re-
tnarka -••ts• ;vote- avas-stakeit'for 'and-
• agaiust thcMotit*eti and%wheo the
,scriainter aiuiofnd t110 resulf the
record stead -for' the Act 80, and
against .the Srlatt Act 7.50. --Globe. ..
. •
Dow Whisky Saved Washington
.. The storrhas often been teld, but
I do,'Rot know that it was.paer vets-
ifiest. moiiitgaiparyloair 1.0.111 it tti
Me himself a. year or two age before
he died. We of Washington cao
never forget the threatening days in
July, 1864 when the eity wad deten-
celessi and a •largeforce .efsrebels,,
, . .
under :Early and „preckkiiiidge waE1
not ten miles from'the ".No
• One denies now,the rebels Could hive
'parched in and taken W,eshingtert
alnteet, uninipeded.' The Stxt1.17.corpti
of the. -Army of OCP,Peteniac •Vins en:
route to defepd the; haltYjibutit leas
not quick ' enough:, ' '
The enemy wa� halted •at Silver
Springs, the country residence of the
elder Blair and' v ry near the resid
dence of Montgomery Blair. Upon
the approash of the.Artny both- fled
to "Wash'ngtons. Therebels officers
searched the !loose and found a.bar-
rel of whiSky in the cellar of Frank
P. Blair's. •This did the business.
Needs'? all the officers becetue On*
o'n -the whistryond intiny'of the. men
were in a like condition. Such an
orgre weir never ktkowar.- The dreas-
os Qf the ladies were taken possession
of, and in them the takers masquels
aded and held jollification thryWhole
"night taeg, into •a deinken
umber the. morningsands utiable
to .do any duty whatever. • Early
and 13rec1renridge, riding up in ihe-
nkornipg saw the eituation and mei•e
ly saidl"It is toe late." and do Wash-
ington was 88.Ved,--:-["Ratusdell': in -
Philadelphia PresS.1 .
Breekiess • Gillies.
•A 'gathering of !300 huridred -bare:
logged .gillieti invaded Toronto the
other day.and were met at the ata -
Lion hy Air, Hodge and a' large
• number. Of city: syMpathisers.' . The
cVetiiit Clisscoursetii •'s
Mr. Hodge is the Model. fi.ld
captain for: a Caledefilan 'oelebra-.
tion'. His • stentorian'voice eonld
he heard all ever the field) and his
orders were in the Main implicitly
obeyed. • • • .
• The drum major of the Baas id a
perfect giant. He statals six feet
sik inches in liis geitors, mid ..when
a big • bearlikin • it; added tO.. that
treight, it syas no wonder that the
email hoya persiatently inquired of
bile if it wee cold no therm
Suilivan,", • elionted
• Hodge, when tha daocing Was piing
serr," tinsWered'Piper
Sullivan, .
."Itdevil of a name 'for a Scotch
Piper," said 'Detective Reid; t� ;Po-.
lice itIegistrate'DeniSon.
• "Hurrah . for John -L111" yelled .a
small boy., •
,„ . .
croWd oppiatpled "vigOrponlyt
. Piper Sallivati" hi A- ICiekep With
a big IC •Whon •eontbst•
had' concluded Mr. Hodge antiounc-
ed thenanies of thii successful cont-
.
petifors. ' • •
•s."!•4Thir4,-.Prize,, Piper StilliPtin,"-
antilop-need Mr. Hodge.
!Ph wat," yelled Piper SlilliVart
:from the cro wd, "An iti8.. to, trie
ye'd :he tattier givin third prizei
'Away wid yes 1 • Smotherin turf 1
Olt bet yees $100 Oi kin pipe with
the best man in -the ground. 'Come
off' wid ye ttow." .
' .-"No betting allowed 'here," said
Mr. Hodge, "you are awarded third
. , .
prize."
• 'To blazes wid per third prize,"
said Piper Sullivan, "Oi won't
have yo*' paltli ry t hard prize. COY- .
er ino $100, tied be hanged ter
yews."
Long after Piper' • Sullivan could
beseen the centre of a crowd relat-
big lkis grievance While' the small
boy industriously shouted, '..Go it,
John f.,"•
The Pings Or Fifteen 'fears Ago
Styles in hats have undergone a
greart change in the holt fifteen
years, and in none is it 1130)'O 110111110
able than in Hills hats • Sometimes
known as beavers or plugs. The
high hat of 1850 had a monstrous
wide brink on the tinder side of
which Was fur, Sixteen years ago
the style was a very high crdwit, tap.
• ering toward the top, The• brim
was jtiSt One and one-eighth inches
in width, Such a hat would look
ridiculous now, but WW1 the height
of fashion then. Each year the
brim; haveeliangeti, the crown raised
Or lowered. Eaeh change itaelf was
but the two extremes are Wide
apart,
ThOugsA *Ise Lift ti Ghost,
A /44li UtINOXItil AN 0141) WOMAN.
laorMati011 roasiyed that a
**Order was cominikted At Cheater.
ville, a riUage the township of
Finch, county- of Stormont and
abut 48 Miles from Ottawa. Mrs.
Barney AlcOadden, aged sixty,
while returning home between Beyeti
and eightVolock the other evening,
from John AltiCadden'a (her son's)
two and One half miles distant, was
attadted by one Themes Aggart
with an axe and killed.'jitoinur"
deror is 4 young faruser, 23 years
who liSaat alone, He was of a
44ryou8 and somewhat superstitious
temperament, and 'boys and young
molt of thsts neighborhood Were in
the hal it of annoying him by fro.
(venting • hie house as "ghost's"
AnArt became 80.-exaaperated that
ho resolved to punish his persecu-
torsutast: ths,csther night secreted
Slisqrpadsitie armed with
• an axe. Peer Airs. 111cOadden, it
seems, ea MO along with a shawl over
k'ernmait, anti Aggart believing it
ito1416-fi1eet1kis tormentor, at once
Atimjtetl...t Ire mama; inflicting three,
blows with the axe, tiny tine of
•'which would, it it wilds have been'
'suffic,kint to, hatie cansed death,
Aggart once went to a neigh-
boe's Innis°. and requested all pres-
'not to come and aee.. thtsighost' that
Ate had killed,' Tim woman was
dead when picked up. tt4 svas
at onde ArreOttill•
• s THE
• t The' Coronesidield ait Inquest. It
was shosso in evidence that the pris-
oner haa. said he had repeatedly
heard 'torso estd attributed them to
&testa, •and on the evening of the
• Ingrid!' he heent.the itobsies repesitels
On gong Oat he saw the decease
and immediately struCk Iter ' with
his axe and killect het:. • The father
of the prisoner testified that ha had
heard nnaccountable 11018438 in 1118
SOWS house. • :
TDB VERDICT. ,
• The verdict of the jury is that
Mrs 1110Cadcion came to her death
-921 the evening, of Ilth June, 1884;
• in tlin to'wnship Of Einchr from
• Wows 'or an axe in the bands of
Thomas Aggart. Aggart was cono
mitted to Cornwall for trial. The
• prisoner had previously'? borne a good
Character, andstas looked upon as
a quid and inqffepsive,syqung 'man,
•
ItiOinuers iuUIgh Places
Dr. Talmage is • preach-
ing a Belies of aptiiiial sermons ow
the tpipatiens of the. day, recently his
subjeef. was "Big; sinners in hipli
Spealcitig%of "intempers •
epee awl co-ordinate criines," he.
said. -6I admit there hes beentsorne.
.finprovernent in. the:thing. ".• Sens
atoms notorious. for _their drunken.;
'ness are either deed or defeated •er
stay.at home', The grogsshop that,
-used to flourish in the baseeneot • of
the Capitol,Arhere Senators used' to
get inspiration for their speeches,'.
luta been abolished, although -it is
saidthat thereore places in thCap-
itol where members can ,,get very
strong letnonade. ' The plague is not
yet !stayed. I knew a man who,
only a.few yeers ago, was cid exam,
ple of integrity, and honored every.,
where. l'went ,to Washington.. I
-had not seen 'him for 'years, and I•
thought 1 Won1.1 send my card- .into
tbe Ileum of Representatives, and
call him oat. , The card wept in
by the sergeant at anus, and my old
',friend that .1. had not seen for ten
years came ent. staggering ' drunk:
In this ceuntry the temptations .to
intemperance in Piiblic life are so
great that More of our young men in
oftiaea die Of delirium- tremens, and
the. kindreddiseases thet come from .
intemperance -and ap impure life,,
than fro'tn all otlies cases eonkbhusl.
There is one ivetipon that slays more
soliatora•And icingresminen IL1IJ lagia-
littons and eotnniOn eOuncilMen than'
any Other, and that is the ,bottle.
...Herr few of the Men who were 'in
promiuent • nolitical, offices twenty-
five or thirty seers, when they'diecl,.
011010 to honorable graves! • The fa-,
mily physicen to relieve the family
•epd keep them from national dis-
grace said it was gOukor it was epil-
epsy, or • it Was, .olektruetion of. the
or it vv,as exhausticin from pat-
riotic services! • But. God knew it
was whisky. It. vsas the sante (nibs
it that. stnote the. groat man down -
that smote the dark villian in the
alley. The, elle yuU wrapped in.a
eaarse clothad three; into 'a rough,
coliiii and cArried away It). a box wego
gen and -put down in a pauper's
grave, Without prayer or benediction;
the other gathered the Pomp of the
city, aod the name Was on the silver
•plates and the lerdly. Men walked
Uncovered beside the !keine with
hissing plumes, on the %any tO the
grave .eoon to he adorned with 'a
mottle pillar of four sides, which
khan he covered with the atory' Of. the
• man 'wiledied trent, eervkee, The
daemonic between the.two wits; this
the one put an cud to his existence
withlogwood rum at 2 cents -a glass
and tbe other perishe(l in a beverage
at $3 a bottle. *I write heti) of their
epitaphs. On a -shingle- silver.:" '
patipeep grave I write it with a lead
pencil; on the white shaft over the
senator's 'tomb Leut .with chisel,
‘Slaitsby styling slrink.' •
•
•
A Case of keen Observation,
•
• A man is never sp much itoprese-
ea with Ids wiles powcrof discernment
as .when he goes home drunk and
attempts to play sober, As a rule
the man has oaly taken oho drink,
fle doesn't understand will ono
di ink alkould make bhn dhitik, but
after awjkile lie acknOwledges that
he did tako two drinks, but the last
ono. WR$ 80 small he had forgotten
it,
The other night when 111r, Her.
• vey Blades, a well known official of
A rkaneaw, went home, he bad retich
ed that close observing stage of in,:
toxication Wheii a man stops and
minutely examines 'the most mdse.
portant Objects and .rnaltea wiso
domments, 113 WM state 0 druok-
enness, 1811)1111 takes notiee of every
household article, Every, chair do.
a
mn& a eIrtain amount ot attention,
After sitting down with studied
gravity, vs oy Blades noticed
a feather lying On the floor. He de-
bated for a while whether or not it
would be an illustration of sobriety
to remove it, midi retnemberingthat
he had often Steil 1118 •Wif0 pick
feathers from the carpet after littV.
ing Jammed the p1lIow in making
the bed, lie arose, took up the &Mil.
et, examined it a 1116Melit, raised 18
window and throw it out. This pet.
fernutuce did not entirely eittlefy
him; toilette Wild there lurked a
auspzeiou that his wife might fancy
him slob° drunk. In looking around
for another teak he diseeverK1 the
• water. -bucket. ife knew that to
bring fresh water would, beyond a
doubt, eettle the oueation of hie so-
briety, so he took up the bucket aud
went out to the well. Feeling
around mul not finding the "meta -
covered bucket," but deciding that it,
IllOst he at the bottoal of the well,
lie began to turn the windlans. For
fifteen minutes he turned the crsuk.
"Deepest well 1 ever saw," be mita
04, and continued to pied. After
awhile his wife came out and Baia;
rogasesh, what, I1I the Milne Of
common sense are you doingl"
'Try'n to draw booket water.
DI °pest welt ever saw. Grincliu' for
bour, bucket not up yet."
"Why, •don't you know' that we
had the well cleaned out, and that
the bucket has been taken offl
Come on away. You are as drunk
ag a fool,"
• "Keenes' observation I ever saw"
said the unfortunate gentletnati to
himself. "Nezer saw thing like it,"
New Ohl Sollgs•
ikow.! OLD spuurs ARE W0111Ct • •
OVER IN NEw otlieS
A writer in a 'recent musical pub.
Heaton complains that America has
no national music, no songe,to bring
tears to the eyes under circumstances
like those when, the Scottigh bag-
pipes played "The 'Campbells are
Coming" and' uld •Lang Syne" at
the relief of Lucknow. He is right,
• All the popular mole of today
finds its origin in the airs of the
olden tieles.sasulra-nkee-',Doedle",--ie
an old English version of "Chevy
Chase," 'The Star Spangled Ban-
ner" is net originels • "Ametiett" is
• "God Save the King" worked over.
"Hail Columbia" is not an American
product. • "Jock o' Ilazledeana has
been metatnorphosed into "Willie,
we have missed you," and "John
Anderson, mys Jo" into "When
Johnny Comes Aftirching Home."
The comic song "Icafoozleue hi a
repreduction of the Scotch air "We
'Will Take the Highway," and "My
Love is Like the Rod, Rod rose" is
alsd of Scotch origin.
Of the latestsie called eraZe songs,
there is not one that doe( not find
its • nativity in tome previously
poptilar,effort. A bar or two Of one
utelody is made to serve as the theme
of anether, or by changing the time
a whole air 'may be appropriated.
Often the success is a dead steal,
with little, if arty; eifort` at diaguis
ing its identity. Take the "Mid -
ligan Guards," one of the most sue-
cessful songs of its, day;. it is as
dean an appropriation of Lifigard's
"I'm Captain Jenks of the Horse
Marines" as could possibly have
been•made.
Of the other songs of Ed. Hats
riean, who has made a fortune out.
or Dave Braham's acknowleged abil-
ity -as an adapter, th. re is "My Joh-
anna," which is built upon the inels
'oily of ",The Last Rose ,of Seminar."'
•Orthese adoptions in -my thotisands
of copies are sold by the ptiblishera.
There are liendrecis Of moil in the
. •
Ubited States ready at e moment's
notice to take hold of the creek and
grind out a. tune for anybody :.or
anything. 'They. have the best kind
of Material tit hand in the o14, old
c
sones.! Their process is Simply that
of adapting; they are pirates in tho,
• fullest Sense:. of the words. There
is "Brightest EyeS," a aelf-confeased
production of "After' The -Opera is
Over." _Who *mild . imagine that
"Wait Till ihe 'Cloude RolISBy" was
the same melody as "The Blue:13(.11s
�f Scat -land 1" It is; aed Welch's
famous and very popular song; heard
io every part of the country, "Meet
lIer Whenthe Sett Goes Down," is
tkot. 'reniotelY related to "He Called
:Me Sweet 'end Tender Natnee"
Tito Moon's. Wicked partner.
'New York Sun..
. The discovery of a new moon is
announced by Wiggins, the Canadian
,astronomer ad seer, in tha column's"
of our esteemed contemporary, the
Tribune. The 'Wiggins moon is eo
dark that its preseoce in the heavens
has not been suspected by any other
man of science. It is about twice .ds •
'far out as our familiar and trusted
satellite, or say about sixteen times
as distant from the !mance of the
globe as .the Tribune clock.' As the
.new moon is particularly invisible -
it can only be detected through
tumblers with very thick convert
glass bottotns--Mr..Wiggfos invites
all his brother astronomers to watch
conscientiously for the sudden quen-
ching of starts If a star goes out
without apparent (mime, the feet is
due to the obscuration • by the Wig-
gins moon„ Thus the "magnitude
and motions of this lonely wanderer •
in the- sidereal heavens" may. be
studied even though the mooeitself
^
•
Mr. Wiggins Wall led to seepedtho
existence of a second satellite by.the
fact that his prophesies of storms,
csyelones, earthquakes, aud tidal
wtiveti 'frequently lacked fulfilment.
A tremendous convulsion which be
had assigned to England Wont far
astray, and hit British Burmah. .A
tidal wave intended for Lake Mica1
gan turned out to be a volcanic
eruption 10 sh/114, His cold waves
came sometimes weeks too early,
aernetimosmonths too tato, -A solar
eclipse figtied closely down to Hali-
fax for a definite dete frittereb itself
away at irregular intervals in three
semit5te tOrnatiOs, one in Georgia,
one in Penobscot county, Up., and
the third somewhere baek of :Mani.
toba.
As all of Mr, Wiggins' 'prophesies
are calculated with great care from
data supplied to him by lunar •inepit
Wen, and as 1(1 18 Imposaible to ac-
cept the 'truthfulness of a satellite
whiell, when full, bears so striking a
reseiriblanee to the 00Ullte11atlee Of
Col, Bob Ingersoll, tv, hen happy, Wig-
gins tbecame 401114006d that there
must be a disturbing influenee SOrtio.
where in 1110 sidereal suburbs, twist.
Ing 1315 ealculations out or shape,
Thus, by a process of reasoning soma.
what similar to that which led Lever -
rim, And Adams to the discovery of
Neptune, Wiggintk OVOltieti the )IOW
dark won. This is what played the
inisehier with his predictiotiP,
1
/Mid it litrliotit
cOme in, Regit,aldl"
I guess not, Amy."
"Iwil like to have you, ever 60
Ulnae ATother is Away, 'Aunt Nell
We gone to WO, and father is laid
up with gout, and We 4044(04
. lonesome."
"Your father Into got the goutl"
"Yee' Reginald, in both legs."
',In both legs, Amyr
"Ye, in both legs,"
"Sure he's got it in both legal"
"Yea sure.
"All right, I'll -Conte in, then."
NaTtoirsoPH.ra purifies the Blood,
regulate Stomach, 14iVer and Bowela,
290 lm,
When the question, "Is there any
successful potatoe•digger7" W618 ask-
ed of the Central Club, Mr. Graham
replied that Ito has one; its name itt
Irishman, but tor supply Motive power
requires a good ehare of the 08018,
• Cruelly Murdered.
itt the Frovince of Ontario every Year tholo"
ands are being slowly murdered by taking un.
• Imitable, untried nostrums for such complaints as
Costiveness, Indigestion, Liver Complaint, Kid-
• ney Troubles, etc, whe might email' rosaie lot
strength and energy by using McOregor'll
speedy Cum- To convince them that Etch Is the
case we will glve them a free trIal bottle at your
Drug Store, rrleo 55, and 51. See testimonials;
in your OW11 tewn- 202 -At
"My h corers," began the lecturer,
161 treat -" Before he could proceed
further a babel of voices shouted ;
"We'll trade with you, mister; we'll
trade with yeti. Never. you fear for
thtat."The citizens thought he Ives go-
ing te opena grocery shop.
Oh What A Cough,:
WIII you heed the warning. Th.i
signal pertmps of the sore approach of
that more terrible disease Consumption.
Ask yourselves Wpm cell word Mr the
sake of saving 50ets, to rue the task
and do nothing for It. We know from
-expo; leneetharnShitolVer Guees-willseure.
your Coyish. It. never falls.- -This
ex-
pinlus why more than a Million Bot,
ties Were seld the past year, It relieves
Croup, and 'Whooping Cough, at once.
• Mothers de not be without it. .For
Lame Back, . Bide or Chest, .use ShIloh's
Porous Plaster. 'Sold by J. 11. eotnbe.
• - 263-ly
The family of Mr. Brunk, of earth -
age, Mo., fled,to the cellar for safety
during a (storm, leaving a son, aged'
17, 'sick in bed. When they returned
they found, the boy had died from
fright.
• Down in Dixie.
The wife of Mr. J. lCennedy, dealer
in. drugs in Dixie, was cured of a
chronic, cough by Hagyard's Pectoral
Balsam. • Thelbest throat and lung
healer known. • 291-2t
"PleageaSir, there's nothing in the
house to eat," Said Brown's landlady,.
"How about the fish I sent in?""
Pleatie, sir, the cat 'eve eat them
"Then there's some cold chicken--"
"Please, sir; the est -'"Wasn't there
tart of some sort?"' "Please, sir, the
cat," "All right, I must; do with
cheese tind-L." "Please, sir, thesiat--P
"Then, cook the cat, and let's have
it all at once." -
•
•
Fluid Lightning
nes Ligisthing is the Only cure for Tdothaehe,
Headache, Earache and Neuralgia. It does not
take a day or an hour .to cure it. but in less than
a minute all pain is gone. Thousands have tested
i • merits within the but year. Fluid Lightning
is also a positive ewe for Rheumatism, 'The
worst possible cases have been permanently'
cured In one week. , Frio 25 cents 70111 Drug
Store. - 292-4t.
If you want to 'find crit whether 4
man is a bachelor, or a man of a fam-
ily, give him a baby to hold.
Dyspepsigt. & Liver Conplaint.
Is it not worth the small price of.15
centa.tetree yourself of every symptom
of ,these. distressing compluipts, it you
think so call at 01)r store and get ;sisa-
l:le of loll's Vitalizer, every bottle has
a printed guarantee on it; use accor-
dingly and. It it does you no good It
Wit cost you nothing, Sold. by.
•Combe..' .• 203.1y • •• •
' •
She had false teeth and false hair,
but she was rosy cheelied, bright-eyed
and sweetstetripered, he; -lover
said, "With all thy fa1, Iswill love
thee still."
. 'Unknown to Science.
That prepartnion is •undiscovered
which can surpass Dr. Pewter's Ex
trapt or Wild Strawberry ns a dere
for Cholera Horbus, Dysentery .and
Sninmor Complaints. • t301 -2t.
Why does a man dress.. up his wife.
for other men to run tater, and then
tradeam,en . running ..after
• ' To Ike •
„ U.:Grog-or & rsirke's Carbolic Oerate will cure
any ease of Pimples oft the taco or Rough Skin tor
either hands. or face insl leave them soft as silk.
It will also heal'any sore when all other.prepar-
atfons fail. , 'Thousands have tested it Ask"your
druggist for MeOreg.or & Forke's Carbolic Omit°,
and do uot he persuaded to -take anything elsc.
claimed to be as .gootl.. n i .sut zs,' WISH per
box at Your Drug Store, • 282-4t • _
A- clergyman was telling a marvel-
• 'Ions story, vvhon his little .girl said,
"Now, pa, is it. 'true, or is it only
pregehieg ?"
•
•
We have a speedy told' positive•Cure,
for ,Catarrlipiptheria, Canker mouth
-and 'lieu(' Ada', , to SIII1,011's CAC -
A ItItI1 REMEDY. A nasal Injectorfree
with.each bottle.. Coe it If you desire
:health and sweet breath, Price 50ets.
-Sold by .1, IL combo. • 200,ty
The girl who marries in May gets
no ice cream in August. The horiey
rnoon wanes long before that time.
No Such Word as Fail.
A failure ,to relieve or cure sum.
mer cOmplainta can never be truth-
fully applied to Dr, Fowler's Extract
of Wild Strawberry, All dealers doll
it, 201.2t.
T1lel3uffa1,ii Salvationists have been
released frotn gaol, after baying been
.beaten there, their hair cut, and
subjected' to Other Vant011, fedi&
Good the Year pound
.A trail -seasons, when -the systein is
foul and the digesttve' powet•s feeble,
or the liver and kidneys inactive,
Burdock 13Iood Bitters are required.
• • 291-Xt.
••'
A young married woman sitting
on the bank of a Georgia strewn
fishing felt a bite at Iter hook. She
jtimiped up, and exClaiming, "Vile
,caught a whale" fell dead. This
ought to be a warning to fishermen,
but it probadly won't be.
Unchicifs Arnica Salve.
'NE 13F:sr SAf.v• in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Snit Itletem,
Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped liana,
Chilblains, Corns, and all • NUM• Erup-
tions, mut positively cora Pike, er uo
p•iy required, It Isdguaranteed•to give
perfect satisfaction, or money renneled.
Piave 25 coati der box, Pea SALE DV
WALES & Co. 258-131
Partner to his servants who is early
from the fait -"Ye're home suite the
nicht, Jock. Were ye no at atoll
penny reels?" Jock -661 looked in,
but the tintesick was naething Worth,
IMO I clichui wait." Farmer-"Wbat
could yo nO dance tills" Joeit (With
a supreme diednin)-"Den048
IVIan,, ye eouldna wilurl a wheelbar
lesild tint
DitSTROV site wonits or they may
destroy the ohildren. ll'se Freeman's
Wolin roVaderto they expel all kinds
of worms. • 200-1 m.
It Is Said that every human tieing
:18 necomparded through life by a good
and a bad angel, who strive for trin$I4.
tory over him, Bow lazy 80010 pet,
sons good trtgels 80001 tO bet
_
Da, LOWS wool syttur will remove
Weenie and Cause, quiektr than any
Other 1dieine. , 880- I in.
CLINTON
4nri a ge Works..
PROPRIETOR
%MIES" CUTTERS, WAGONS, SILEIGHSAC.
LUMBER AND SHINGLES taken in exchonge. Give me It call and
witl give you prima that ,canunt be beaten its the County. • :Or, Repairing and
' Ileraeshoeing done With despatch,
11. OANTELO1N.
iRrIfyou wait to got a
good pAnoR-UTo oall at
DIEHL'S.
or.4TIf you; want al'ancy
BEDROOM SET, call at
DrEirgo.
DIEHL'S
you wANT.-..- •
C:=1
gAMMAINg
OAT If you want a good
DINING -ROOM SET, call
at DEHL'S.
CV' If you want FUR -
MIME of any kind, call
at DIEHL'S.
296
Victoria Street,
CLINTON
Funeral • FU-11.1S11.111Pi,
mEsT.:7ignICES's
DIEHL'S
—CALI, Ar—
Diehrt Great
F/j11111111111- Narerooius
296 Victoria -St:
WIALLPER t WALL PAPER
PA
The'time for Hoese-Ctleaning is near. • Ail wanting
Hall .Parlor; Dining -Room, or Bed-
Tlocini..Papers,
will find the
Best and Latest Patterns
"
—IN— •
ORATIONS.L.
FRIEZES, ORNICES ANO PANELS, FILLERS, .8.0
. The Bazaar Fashion Books for1883 are out and ean.be had for nothing.
Call and aeo the papers and got a Book • ., • •
it BeTLER'S.'.
GODERICH.
. lie Sella Cheaper than any °neon top of the Earth. •
R AIN
PENDAN
°mice Pole iiids,
•-•••••••
IVDMOO.
TIE MOM UK
IIMOrpOrattul by Act et Pollantont,
CAPITAL, . • e $2,000,000
Attn, . sno,000
Road Qffloo,. MONTREAL.
THOMAS WORRBAN, Provident.
J. 11. 11. bloLsoN, Vleo•ronideot,
31. WOLVErtsTAN THOMAS, ecnoral Manner
Notes discounted, Collectione ruesle, Drafts
issued, Storting anti &moven ex.
elapse bought and sold at low-
est current rates.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DErOsITS
Ni...4.xt3.43531Ftes.,
Money advanced to fanners on thelrown Mate.
with ono or 11101113 DIRIODIRGL No nlOrtesint
quired Stiellrlty,
IL o. BREWER,
laarniser,
✓ ehnifir3% DM, ChtSvOn.
Vtoutti to Pull.
MONEY TO LOAN
At low ratos et intermit one upon terms to suit
borrowers.
MANNING ik SCOTT,
Deaver Block, Clinton
0114ton, m3).170,1882. 20
XirONEY tta lend in large or wall sums, on
In good mortgages or per* nal t eeurity, at
the lowest current rates. 11. 1144E, Huron -St,
Clinton,
Claiton, Feb. 20, 18/11. i•ly.
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10
IIDIES'IMUNC111011111
xmw Booz, awing plata dkeettom rat Artietirl
Kmbroldery, Lace Work, Knitting Tat.
kimlff,'Crocnet, Met Work. and sit kibds 0$
fancy Needie-wort. ins beautifully
Anted on Ane tinted pa per, and contain*
ORO, 400 Illustrations,
Comprising deJrns for Moimgrams,
Mats, Kdeings Cross Stitch, PuintRusae.
Bolin and Sitelland Woe!. APplique,
Kate Greenaway, designs tor Doyleys.
te., Handkerchief Deniers, Macrame, Hol-
beju Work, Java Canyer, Fringes, Turkkhe
Rugs, 'rola Cushions. Footstools, Work
muskets, 1.ambrequIns, Work Dago. Scrap
Baskets, l'abletup 'Patterns. Folding Screens.
Sofa Cushions, Slipper Patterns. Wall Pock.
eis,Tnwel Maas, Tidies, Work Slags, Catch.
ails, Chair Bolsters, School Baps. PAtttP•welli.
Tricot and Burlaps, Wood muskets, 11411..
shoe nags, jewel poxes. Knitted Jackets.
Piller Shamsand hundreds of other apiam
in fancy work,
?Isis ureettem ultk terla helps.
tor side or to wtt.
NEW SEWING ItIAC111NE FOR
• SALE,
"NT BIT • WILLIA3IS SINGER SEWING 511*.
J '4 011131E, with drop leaf; hits tisver been
used; for light•or lishwy work; will be sold for lessi
than it emit.. Apply or address
THE nuttoN NEWsmEcoRD,'
29441 curios, esT,
•,FARM FOR SALK-.
• TN TIM ComitY or Chippewa, State of 31Ichigan, •
▪ the Southwest quarter of Sutton 25,lownship.
et, North Range 2, West, containing 160 as:roue.
cording to tlie Government survey. This farm is
.siruatcd on the main road from Sault St. 3Iario,'
, to Point St. 'Ignsioes, and is 35 miles from the ris-
ing village of Strongville. For further partieub
-ars apply to ,11AltItY.OILLINGIIAM.
• • 10315444.
242.4t.' .0oderIch Ip.. ,
FOR !SALE.
. ,.. ..
IN TUE. village of BELORAYE, the dwelling
house and store occupied by me. The site is
one of 13,0 ,5001 desirable. in the village for busi-
ness. Th, ere 4.8 ig,oplod)iyisttostble,- outhouses, anti DP
excellent soft water eiStern On tbe premises. The
lot comprises 3 ot toi acre. The buildings are
in good repair. Will he sold cheap, as the pro-
prietor is glving up busineks, Termseasy, •
th .
•
. W6I. DUNCAN
8-11- ,
Belqyavo, Ont. •
'DWELLI±IG.FOR SALE.
COMFORTABLE dowelling hensc in. the Town
•1,„/ of (111118on; cent:tins six rooms. tutrden with.
fruit trees. Situate in gootl lorailty. For fur-
ther particulars apply it • this offiee, or at the
. Singer'•Sewing Machine olliee, Perrin Block
Clinton, • 288.tf. .
•I FARg Epit .
"VTALUMILVI FARM; gontly•west. part of Lot
r 11, comsesslon 44 township of Morns, county
of liuross,-distance from Markets : Bolgrave,.two
miles; Brussels, six miles; Whigham, eight Miles=
containing 120 acres, 90 ;acres .cleared, 40 ;noes
fine hush: OM good Brick Dwelling 'IMMO, one
•Frame Dwelling I louse, tiargo Rank Barn, 7042,
20 feet Man,' stableO 'underneath, (stone *pli)th:,
Doug under all buildings), 'two ' never -failing
wells, good Ander, good' yeung orchsird, new
Isoard ratios. (Cedar posts) around fartn. 'rho
farm, buildings; fenees, .tes, are in -first:019,SO con-
dition, well 'adapted for grain. and' stook farm:
Owing to ,the death 'of the late owner, or. Fyne,
'sr., the. hum is offered for sale.' ,Fossession can
be -given sit any time. Foe terms, ivIdeli are ex-
coptionally easy, apply to . • . •
• it, A: YYNE,
28041• ,T.01202TO,Ont,' •
WAN 9r1 D.
FARMS OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS,
• ' IMPROVED allti PARTLY lallitOWAD,
A.t...1-6'0," 33 13 S ir.,o1rA
• An, ...wishing to se 1 tlityclass a Property
ca.mealy obtain a purchaser by applying to
CHAS. E; IIRYDGES,
Land Office, Dundas St.; London, Ont.
31-olte: y • to. X�aii
` at lowest rates of interest. Apply to
242 Om. 0 N. BILYDOES, London.
IRON AND RAIDINARE MERCHANT, •
CLIIINTrT01\T
Clinton, April, 18g4. • .
OUNTON,-LMU670:--MPORI
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•
Samples ot those Crofts In the Witiereoms, Perrin Block, Prices LOW and
terms easy, 1 also keep in stock
rho Wheelek and Wilgoh,r and„the Light 'Running Domegtio
8etvihg Machines.
Abe Medi% Olt and attachments, reline Varyteg from *2 on to $100, 'Rows In
great variety from 50 cents to 810, gbony Finger Beards, Molly Tall Piece; Petra,
BrItigalitringe, Steel and Gut, In Acta or single, Tuning Forks; 'Coning Pim", Mr.
itionien.S, Eberly ChM Beats, Mutett.11utea, Fife, Flageolets, VloUn Nike from
05 cone 10 td, Mnsle Itooke for Organ, Plane and violin. The hrke Anthem
llook, tontainiag the fittest selection of Anthems ever produced. Calf 18(1) 880 pig,
1110Okillintutt11 Ont.
DOHERTY;
NO MORE NAUSEOUS PILLS I
R LONG -FELT WANT SUPPLIED.
•,,=>
.?.11c4ks, •
.:c.p.tAP13.E'tzs,
,,,,Catharrit
, •
Campbellat Cathartic
Compound is adaMed for
the cute of LiOer Com.
plaints And Bilious Dis.
ordere, Acid Stomach,
Dyspepsia, Loss of Appe.
tite, Sick Headache,
Constipation Or Costive.
net, and all complaints;
arising from a distirdered
State of the stomach or
bowels, effiaiw
Children like it! Mothers like lit
P neenURC It is agreeable t0 the taste, does 1401Oc1*esion nautea, acts without griping. is certain in
its cffeefso and as effective in small doses.
Seda'hy all Prugelsts dtu Alea'itIne Drams
. • PRICE, 28 pvg. Mtn BOTTLE. 4 7 44
DAvis & LAWBBNCE COMPANY,
WbOlQealoAgents, MOutroal,,
rtb I
1 '
[3 AtSAM
LIRESCOUCHS COLCI,.
HOARSENESS .ETC
..- - — -
Jenny Juntin her prefitistto_km•
.brioksaaargrsTtia,•ilaprataelituta.scifig.,„„,;;,„„.„,.....
isIttririgh!“ geille-worTtrZigtIR'does
hmlell1'PelY,41nh'i18 CPR
;reti7receet designs-:erYg04'5lsOS
s1efu1krdresserTouhold:deor-
ation_tbanhave.rb.tt.wc.:atmwithIt..:
6,f:we8siVOST1ei' wsitlfthisbtkwtnrloomrat.n-
g
1ona.intauabitallwiiovrnor:ok
111::idror30eentsa c:py, We 4..34any peson presyn
• Mithowill sendocentsor the PEOPLE'S FIRSSIO7011*.t.
x.16sizm..thLAde.pzLLenirmmigt•
RICOURNALs 244 ;Broadway, rsow-verit.- ,
Clocks. Jewelry,
SILVEli'VVARE.
• —
BIDDLECOMBE,
OPPOSITE THE MARKET, CLINTON
Ladies' Gold mid Silver" Jewelry•-•-•
Braochee, Ear Eings,•Bracelets, etc.
'Solid -Silver and Plated
WARES, .
suitablq for holiday, Wedding,Or Birth-
day Presents. Goods for large or small
• purses, and -to stilt all seasons of the
year, See the Stock. • Large variety of
Clocks: Everything of the best makes.
• •,
Gentlemen's Plain and Fancy Jewelry
In endless variety: .
Vek,..Repairhig promptly attended to • •
anct satisfactionguaranteed,
, . . .
A; Full Stock of Speotacles.
.ot the Best Makes; alWays ou hand.
• ,
Ji Biddlecoinb0
9
Opposite tne bfarket, ollaton,
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