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IlieLast Practical Joke.
"No, gentlemen," said Captain
Skiday, decisively, "you don't catch
toe taking part in any practical
jokes. I went out of that business
• for good. over ten years ago."
"blow 'was that reeked the group
of beer extermituttors. •
• "W. ell, it • was in the'winterefi
12, maybe '73. I Was living • it
Davenport, Iowa, nod a- man came
retied there giying balloon ascen-
•mons; One day it was advertised
:that .the Mayor of the .town was
• goireiuP With him. Now, the Meyer
was a big,, fat man,- whoalso wore a
light suit of Clothes and a white hat.
This put me in the notion of work-
, .
ing off a joke on the people. I got
acquainted with the aeronaut and he
agreed to assiat me in the scheme.
:We then got • an old suit of light
clothes and fixed up a diuntny,
whibh we filled with 'and, so that it
Weighed • abnut two hundred, and
would,: Oen:fore, drop straight and
• heavy like a men. •The day of the
..itecension there 'were over thirty
tlioueand people on the ground, and
she excitement was very great, as
there.. was a *dight wind blowing at
the time. ' After the ballon got up
about a mile, and maybe that far
;vouch of the, teeth), they dropped th�.
dummy over.".
. "ilig.SerasatiOn, then, elt
'1Well, 1 should say so. Of Course
,the crowd made Eisbeeek put of town
to a 'rape up the remains; and I rush-
, ed to get my fishing teckle, for it
struck tne thet .the most healthy
" could do Would be to go
tialiitte for a day or t Wo. Before I
. left tl"taitotnie, • bOweyer, I Was ar
. rested for Murder,"
. "For .murderV'
"Exactly'. . A let or the 'boys ac
co epanied by .the sheriff; rushed in,
•, end collared we. They claimed that
••tha,dtourny had fallen on a 'farmer
and.driven his ekull clear into the
• • heels Of hie boots. • Tway said that
• tba liallooniet • bad turned State's
•, esidence; and the chances were•that
rd hetmng by a mob before night2.'
• "That was rough."
UI riadit de argro
ilmcootoutod an changed hitt hull
natur.' }Ie has quit hard work lite
is tryile to make a Ebbe some odder
way. Ile trim to feel Itioaelf as
good as anybody, ate yit de know-
ledge dat he haitet keeps hire stirred
I up, Wheu you take a cull'a boy
an gin him a fine edilecashun, what
have you dun fur him You have
simply op'ilt a good wuiter an' ramie
a clangeroue criminal. He can't go
luta law or medicine; you doan'
want him in a bank or otoah; if he
Hots up fur hisself he titan& ino
show. lie feels above his own risee,
an' can't get to de lebel of de whites.
De one claas veld hate him an, de
odder look upon him ae a Cnritfilityo
Nine times outer tee he will drift to
de bad.
"I tell you,•gent'len, dat one of de
great social problems of de day am
dis negro question. Ten y'ars
• hence de South won; t have nobody
to mind her cotton an' dos her hard
work. Every y!ar takes thousands
of hands from de tied o an' puts 'em
into de towns. Every y'ar toes
the black man lees inelined to work
for his libin Today he stands as
a man witiout the least sentiment of
gratitude.. He has no veracity. He
has no morel charaeter. He am
natural. loafer. Uncle Sam sp'ilt
bite to begin vvid, an' long -nosed
womee an' long-haired men have bin
keepin' it up fur de las' 20 y'ars.
I)ey have got him now whar' he is
no use to anybody. It won't be
mo, dan ten ysitra befo' de laws of
de land will More to take him in
hand an' wake him go to work or
get out."
Wonderful Acuteness.
•
• They were in the grocery store.
Said Brown (seeing. a ' blind' Man
_about -to. enter)-:- "Are- -you-aware
how delicate the touch of a billed
man is I When native deprives us
of one sense, she makesamenes by
bringing the °tiler senses:to extraor-
cheery acuteneas. I'll take a scoop
Of.suger andlet him feel of it and
you will see how he'll tell you what
it is. The blind man having enter:
ed, lie was put to the test. Hepat
his thumb and finger, into the seome
and withoutbeeitation said: • "That
is sand." Everybody laughed but
•the greeds:, Be made three or four
attempts at'blushing, and then went
into 'the beck shop end kicked the
dog.
. The Right Wife,.
A physician writes to young.men
as • follewe : ."My • professionhas.
thrown me: among -arninerr`of all
classes, and my experience ..teacliCs
'me that the Greater never gave •nien
a greater proof of •hi e love than to
place ',woman here with him. . My.
adytee is-Goand prop* to the
most sensible girl you know. If she
accepts you, tell her how much yOur
income is, and front what source de-
rived, and tell her • that ydu will
divide the: last. shilling ..with her,
and that. you. will love. her with all
• your heart into...the • bargain ; and
then keep your promise. My word
for it, She will live within your ins:
. comes and to your last hour you will
. regret -that you did not tnarry soon-
- er.: Stop worrying.about feminine
estrItgarineettnd feminine untruth.
. jest you be true to her -love her.
sincerely, and a More. fond, faithful,
foelieli slave you, :will never 'meet
anywhere. 'Yeo willnot deserve
her,. 1 :know Lbut elle will never.
'know it:"
so I 'thought. I Was just
seared to death, and I begged the
bop to etand by and protect'. Me:,
I ponied up $50 for legal expellees,
ail& they hidme in the 'garret of.a
intighbor's. hot*. They . kept.: me
there ten -blessed • days, and there
Wastn't a day but they struck Inc for
twetity or two for, .coutingenmes.
Ono n,ght the whole gang calm+,
.rimiel full of beer -9n tuy money,.
mind you -and said, they had Con-•
achlitiOnal precaution, to
hide me in the hallow of an oak
trea ahout throe miles out. in • the
woods. . Ale ough the whole
busitiees then, and &eye "inn out
ivith a chi!). It,. was a good square
case 'of the biter bit, 1.,.know, but
they never let np calling me, ;Dien -
my Skiddy' after that, until tbey
ectuctlly reit me out of the town,
and I had to emigrate to this pimp;
ping off' plate.L.Goderich," and the
eapteie shook his head with a dis-
giisted eir, and welked out..
• Failing Dead From Fright.
A party of seme tweety.five lines
men in the employ of the Bankers"
• mid Metchants' Telegraph Com-
pany hd beee engaged for a wi'ek
in stretching wires boot Hartford to
Denieleohville, Windham 'county.
Reaching the latter plamt, pear the
Rhode Stateline, they put
to; at 001O'S Hotel. They atter
-
ward entered Rialto's saloon, and
seeing TI tome Wood, a negro, mend.
ing at the bar and taking a drink,
they ordered him Out a the saloon,
He didn't leave quick enough to
suit them, and they , began to beetle
hint Mete t. Wood deew a razor
.frcun hs,hip Pocket and kept hie
toementors at a respectful distance.,
Moeris Oliver approached too neaer
and received.teut 011 theright side of
the neck. Blo41 flowed freely rorn'
the wound,and whip Oliver fell for.
ward to the floor Wood escaped
free, the footle They pureued
Wood mail be took refuge in an
Mut Natter's whete lie threw
ttp hi tame and cried "Mt my
alpi, I am dying I" As the last
word left his Iipg: he fell to Elm floe,
gimped Mine Or twiee, mud then
tolled ote r ou his beck scorpeC.
Coroner Seward (Amid the arreet.
of the rineleadere es •ceelisoriert to
Wood's death, but their filen&
beetled them out of the village, And
they etteeped.
A Case of Ilyilrophobla.
Wait' seated: in 'My:office one
day," said the dector, ."when a
smug boy belted into the recent. I
Wa1. just seeing one patient.out end
admitting. another, and the boy
blurted out. 'Say, Mr, Doctor, will
you come round •'the 'corner
There's.an old ma'n got. fit,' •I
ruelied out and found -a man 90
years of age in a tit of pain, untnis
takally hydrophobia.. 'He has been
bitten by a meddog,' said I. 'Nor
air, he haint,' said an old NVOIllall ;
'be haint been out :of the Inause for
six months,' 'And you have no
dog 1' I queried. 'Nary,' .said the
obi woman. 'This is curious,']
said ; bet it was plain hydrophobia
and the man died. 1 waa determin.
ed totffft this extraordinary Case to
the bottom. ,I made careful .in-
quiries, • I discevered that 60 years
ago he was bitten by a mad dog,"
"And the' hydrophobia'. took all
that 'time to develop I"
"o;• he had had hydrophobia
for 60-yeare, and he did tiot knew
it."
"How could 'that be V"
"He had..never • teied to drink
water all that time' so nobody could
tell he had it."
The License Lai'.
'The following synopsis Of the
salient points of the Oritario.Liquor
License Act of 1884, which.: ehall be,
read with and are part of the On-
tario License Act , (Crooke) and
amendments, is published for the
information of tholet concerned. •
No sale or other disposal of liqu-
ors shall take place within the lim-
its of a polling subclivieion on any
P011ing day for a/ parliamentary,
legislative assembly, or any munici-
pal election; from or after eix
o'clock in the morning.
Justices may prohibit, under pen.
altiee, the sale of liquor te haeitual
dru n
Relativemay' recover clamagee
not °speeding $500 against license. s
cliairegarding helices sent to them,
forbidding ench tale.
Not more than one bar shall ,he
kept in any licensed house.
Licenses are not permitted to
iturchacce or receiVe in pawn geode,
the consideretion of which in whole
Or part is ititOxicating liquor,
Penelties are incerred for per-
mitting cicittikeneets harboring
chatactere. gatribliog or any iodate-
ful gentes,
For allewing liquor to he eon -
awned ItY 0. minor under the age of
sixteen yearn,
n'ApPoton Mite no option but to
prosecute for tetond and third of.
fences for selling during prohibited
hours.
The Monitor IfopuOlican, of Mez.
leo, says t -
"A. wil4 boy was recently caught
in the Santa Rosa blountains, in
the vicinity -of Tancanhultz. Ile
was carried to that town and put in
a well fenced garden, where be
greedily coneumed fruit, lettuce,
roses, and the rooto a several
plants. Ile neyer spoke nor ate
peareti to notice those who went to
WO bhp, Ile seemed perfectly
harmless, but one day he seized a
little child three yearo of age and
began to eat it. The child's orys
attracted attention, but before as•
eietance reached the spot the young
savage had devoured the flesh t:If the
right arm and a part of the face.
On aminebthat the child wail about
to be taken away, be squeezed it to
death in hie arms, That wild youth
is now chained up, but his captors
are at a 1088 to know what to do
with him."
lKaten by Dogs.
Henry Barlow, of Cochran, Geer -
gin, an eight year old . boy, of puny
build,. deaf, and of weak mind, the
son of a respectable termer., left the
house one morning, and 48 he did
not returnfor dinner a smelt was
made for hint. . Jatnee 'Mullis found
the child lying in one of his fields,.
his new suit of clothes torn into
shreds and scattered about the
field, while the child's body was
torn and bleeding from the head
down. In a dint -ant corner of the
field, stood four ferocious sheep.
doge licking their gory chops. They
had attecked the little fellow as be
was going through the field, and,
from the signs around, had dragged'
,Ittsfellys-fifty-yerds.--Theskdogs
had chewed his stomach, and hito
the •entrails; -nearly all the flesh
was gnawed from the all:eased legs,
it-MTuPpiiiect Was; eat'enTy, the
dogs. The •ehild was still breathing
when found, and as Mr, Mullis •
touched bun he opened Ins eye's'
and plaintively said, "Mr. Multi*,
your dogs bit ute." Mr. Mullis
quickly raised the child, and, taking.
him to the house, laid bitn on the
porch, when he again spoke and
aeked for his father, who was then
hurrying toward hitt,. Mr, Barlow
arrived just in time to see his child
gasp the last Unto and *ink into the
sleep of death. •
A Point About• ..Dulldogs
Suit waa 'brought in the City
Court of Brooklyn by Jane Rey-'
nolds,. an 'dant, tht•migh het' Coun-
sel, Charles J: Patterson, to.recover
$0,000•clainages for injuries inflicted
by the bite of a bull -dog, the pro-
perty of Thomas Nolan: It was
allegedthat' the dog was kept for
fighting purposes and was very fer-
ottipue. The defendant put on the
stand a number of dog fanciers'who
swore that the more. a • bulIslag
fought the gentler be became to-
ward human kind. The jury •;gave
the plaintiffs. verdict of $1,250. •
Dying in Droves.
.' "Over $2.0,000,000% has . been
spent in establishing betties for the
the engineers • and . Workingmen
"alorig• the route .of -ibe' Panama
.Ship Canal," said- Captain James
Wilthank, who.has,beett more than
a year engaged dredging .Opera -
Liens -00 , the canal, and who 'ha's
just. returned house after ti. tough
tussle with the dreaded .swanip
foyer.
!Plenty -o mbriey, there: then,
Captain I": .
, "012;plenty.• There ie only, otie
r
thing more contemn than caeh and
• that is 'cleat!). Men •die • like the
leaves in 4ottinin. ' Only the Rol:
ians appeat:to litre.: The dead are
disposed of Without ceremony. -
greve,•06 prayers, and all ia
forgotten. There are now 15,000
men at Ivo': It on tlie" Cathil,• mostly
negroes from. Janittice and the
FrenCh.Westi Indies, 'These negroes
are brought over ih droves as fast
.air tlioee at wciik die, andi venture
to say that not two-thirds of the:
10,000 laborers now .at work will
be olive a ,year from now. It's
dreadful. Frye thousand died dur-
ing the past three-months.'hut the
large pay temp's men: to brave all
.the danger.. The company appears
to have an unlimited supply • of
money to peroff . every two weeks."
• "What progressi. hasbeen made
in the four. years.r •
„.
• "Well, two miles and •a half of
the canal proper lies been dug out.
Originally this' section was dredged
to a depth of kourteon feet, but is
new only AiX feet •deep, the sott
mann) lands pressed down by the
whight of the dirt thrown o'iit on
either side filling in the canal froth
und.erpeatli, A great deal of work
has, however, been done with the
great sleatn Shovels NI lovemog the
high lands through Which. the canal
is to pass, and dredging Will ,soon
be started in those sections. Work
in now .progressing upon the_oltly.
large'in o u It relic *Mori hire The iitiy
of the canal from Ocean to 'ocean:
This MOtintain in four hundred feet
high and nine 11)11e8in circumfer-
etice, and is to be cut clown with.
steam ploughs and (Yarded away.
The company heti been compelled. to
spend $20,000,000, as 1 said, to
locate homes through • the swamp,
from which as a basis, the work of
diggIng out the canal can be carried
on, The work neeessitated the
building of railway breeches bite
the swamps, and the making .of
solid foundations with stone and
gravel, hundreds of feet wide, and
miles in extent. Laborers get $3
a day, anti lci1InI ineehanies and
bows from $100 to $650 a inonth.i'
"Will the danal ever be finished 1"
'Not, I think, unless the twattap
sections are coestructed with piling,
end that would emit so loge an
amount of motley that the echeme
weld not possibly pey. But the
compeny eppeare to ',eve all the
cash tiecessaey to eerry on the work.
-PbiladIphla Reeoed.
The Effects of Whiskey.
The effects of voldekey are alWAYS
evil, hod those Whet feed Upon niche!.
le etimultnite, veinly endeavoring to
etira extughe antl eonatimptien, hut
nitrite a viper. lie
reliable for all threet, bronchial end
CAM'S Peeterill
13elsam ici a tweedy thnt le always
lung troubles, and never (Men ham
to any One. 283.2t.
Probably there is nothing about
the ordinary farm that* on the whole
MAIMS a larger return (Or Looney
inveeted, than a good large brood
mare. I have known some well.to-
do farmers who resolved more cash
yearly from the sales of the colts of
one such mare than from the aggre-
gate sales of au the other live stock
about their farm; anti this too when
the services of a pure bred stallion
could not be had. A. good brood
mare with her growing colts will
furni;14 all the horse power needed
on an ordinary hundred acre fartn
with lifty'acres ploughed. General-
ly a horse brings the highest prices
when he is about six years old, if
well. brokeh in and accustomed to
work in single and double harness,
but he can bcresefully employed on
the fatm front the titue be is three
years old, and will be all the more
valuable for having been taught So
work while young, if due care has
been taken not to eJlow of his being
injured itt any way. J believe that
beat mare and colt wi1l do better
when the ware it+ carefully worked
up to the tulle of foaling, and
have known cases where the Mare
had to be hastily unliitebed from the
plough for fear that she would foal
in the furrow' yet the foaling was
aiteocled withlees diffienIty, and the
mare and, foal' did better than when
the mare had. berm idle for several
months before foaling. Care must
be •taken not to .put the mare to
work nail: .for" ten days- after par
tfintilin, when, if necessary, sheancry.-
be employed in light work, but be
'careful and not allow her ;to•become
heated, and never.permit the colt to
1191. Nrilum4/11.Ssinattaft.,1148all,,,BuS
in a Wellmonducted farm the work
sliehld..b.a SP Well en hAtiill fhef llter's•
*mild be no necessity for working
Chic' ire s hi, is iving
suck. From eighteen to twenty
weeks is long enough for the colt
to run with its dam, especially it
she is.,..again in foal,, and then she
tan be put to work as When
the fall ploughing is finished our
farmer has a superior young horse
for Sete, just, in prime, rising six
years old, and at present prices will
bring from $150 to $200 while the
old mare and rest of. her growing
colts will supply all - the borae Wpik
needed through the winter and in
the spring will be in readiness :to
• teClee the work as successfully as
on the previous :season: But the
farmer who has a go.od, brood mare
ehould be careful in selecting. tile
stallien which is to sire her colts,
and if tiosiible.let him be pure bred.
Were I the owner of a good, iarge
brood mare, I would sooner pay
twenty dollars for the narvlces of a
pure bred horse, be he racer, Coacher
or heavy draught, 'such as Tontine,
owned by John Beacom., of Gode-
rich township; Bashaw Abdallab,
owned .by Joe. Carter, of Blyth;
• Royal Reveege, owned by . John
Rattenbury, of Brucefield; Norfolk
Tern, . owned by 'John Mason, of
Hullett, lloueet Jim' owned by
the Askwiths, of A•uhurn, th
accept the gratuitousservices
of three fourths of the •
rel -bred stet liens h •go *the
rounds of the country roads io this
•Province, no in itter bow ponderous
or how fat their: Carcases thify ap
pear. 1 may 'here remark that
excessive kat is:a seriPue I:lanai:411 in
a breeding stallion, and the colts got
by -such a. horse will not have the
same grit • and endertince as the
colts got by a stallion whose super
fluous•fat has heel' sweated out by
'bird Work hi the.collar, ••
Where Canada is Shrewd
From the American Exporter.. ,
The report Of the 'Canadian Min-
ister ;of Marine sheWs-that the•D'
ion stands fourth calt the list.pf ship-
owhing countrie ,s Great 'Britain
being • first,' the United tati41 see-
ottd, Norway third and Canada
fourth. There 'is ; but little differ
ence. between the tonnage; of Nr -
Way and Canada, and with only one
tenth the popolation of the United
'States, her toutnags iti;over oestialf.
Among the list of vessels on tlie re••
gistr.y books of the:Dominion there
are two hundred and fifty -live sail-
ingtted one hunored' and forty-two
steep) vessels built in 'the United'
States.. CoMmenting en this re-
markable. showing; Conrui Craw-
ford of Coatisook, says :
"rite' Dominion Governtneut fol-
lowed the example of -England in
regard to trade, and also the polie,y
of granting . subsidies to aid itt
bellding up and maintaining • her
corinnerce. She held pet such in-;
decerneets 'to capital that the stir -
plus. wealth was largely. invested • in
ships and shippinktnitil she stanch;
fourth in rank of commercial'
nations."
ern Proven.
sonar teem dellar is freeeetaly emit on the
SIM of reoommendettons for artists eatirely
worthless. Not lact with. mourner's elated).
eine:313u u flot esketi to purchase it twilit.*
marls are proven. eiel at your drug store
end got* Imo trim bottle, and it out convinced
it wiu cure you .4 the worst tome of %sect's*
Liver Om:pieta, etca no MAW �t bow wee
stewing, it costs lea nothing. etee in Ou, in
el woo flee testimonials from persons in
Yeer�WU teals. 983 lat.
In the Garfield school at Centre-
ville, a boy drew a revolver on hio
teacher becauee she propooeti whip-
ping hint. The young woman not
only took away the revolver but
chaotised hint thoroughly, and then
had hint taken before a ustice, who
find him 15.00.
SHILOIFS'OA.TARRII BBAIBDY, A
marvelous cure for Catarrh, Diptheria,
Canker mouth, aad Bead Ache. With
each bottle there is an fugenions nasal In -
sector for the more successful treatment of
these complaints without extra. charge.
Price 50cts. Sold by 8 H. Combe, 262-ly
An Iowa dog has killed 287 skunks
this season. He will be exhibited at
the next scentennial show.
•
Ducklen's'Arnica Salve.
THE BeSr $AL17 in the world for Outs,
Bruises, Sores, 'Ulcers,' Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, 'Fetter, Chapped Hands,
comae, and all :skin ,BruP-
Mons, and positively cures Plies, or no
pay required. It is guaranteed to sive
perfect satisfaction, or money reftintleti.
Price 25 cents per box, F ie. %um BY
VIrattS 05 Co. 258-ly
A counter -irritant -,The WOnlan who
offers ten cents a yard for forty cent
goods,
Important Changes.
There are two periods in the life of
every female when system un-
dergoes great changes. First, the
change from childhood td woman-
hood"; nest that or.wornanhood to old
age. These are eritical changes of
lire, and the system should be nour-
ished and regulated by that match-
lele" tOniorBtirdeaVBIood Bitters.
is invaluable in all diseases peculiar
to female. • 285 2t.
_ •
S1111011'S
'This it heyoritr-Festien the most sue
cessful Cough Medicine we have ever sold,
enres .'the Ivorst.
eases of Cough,. Ctonp., and Bro,nellitie„
while it's wouderruriuccesS bt the mire of
Consumption is without a parallel in the
histoiT of medieine. Siam it's first dis-
covery it has been sold on a guarantee, a.
tea which 410 other medicine can stand.
If yeti have a. Cough we earnestly ask you
to try it, Price 3;Octs. • 50ets. luta SLoo.
Ir your Lungs ars sere, Chest,- or Back,
Laine, use'Sltileh's Porous Plaster. Price
2500. Sold by J, H. Combe., 262-ly
The' only Way to get, a murderer
convioted in the Wet is to put 11
rope manufticturer on the jury..
Fluid Lightning
There aro but few that have never suffered in-
tolerable pain from Toothache; Neuralgia, or like
ac.tte pains. To then: such an instant relief as
fluid Lightning is an untold, blessing in time of
trouble. No disgusting offensive medicines to
be taken for days, 01,0 application of Mild
Lightning curd& • Sold at your their store. •
283.1m
'Breeches qf promise --Those the
tailor said he would have finished on
Saturday.
Cure .for Dearness.
As numerous testimonials will sinew,
there is no more reliable cure Jor.
deafness than IIttgyard's Yellow Oil,
It is also the best remedy for ear
aehe, sore throat, eroup, rheumatism,
and for pains and lameness generally..
Used externally and internally.
•' • 2O5 2t .
A deserted waste-L•tbe old maid's.
NATIONAL PIL48 net firOMptly urion
the Liver, regulate the Bowels and as
apurgatire ate mild and. thorough.
• . 285-1m..
• A well-paidt barber -The Man who
shaves tiotes. ' •
What to Do. .
Ai troubled with an . Unhealthy, slow.healing•
sore iise McGregor And ;:lerate.
You will ,litol it jiwaluniile for healing* cleansing'
and. completely removing our' trOuthe. 11 the
1.110oti iff ORE ot order, take with it a few dhses of
AlcOregor,s Speedy (hue from yeur tirtig Store.
• 2$3.1m
. . •
"Yes,'" said Fogg, "I've'met many
successes in life. That's .thtlarouble,
. you know. Things fellovrmeets are
.alw.dys going the Other vraY."-
What'S in 'a Name!: ,
• Scrofula is called ;from. the ,Latin
scrOft t' A pig, -from the stip'pesition •
that the dasease carne „ from eating '
sw toe's flesh. , It is often nth e:rited
froth, parents, and leads io abe.esses.,
uleeretta Sorest debility; king's • evil
and consureNton. The ease of the
Bet,, W m. Stout, of Wiarton, who
suffered 2•1 years from serofulietis
ttbeesses, is one of the 'roost rem:13*i
ablo. on record. Burdock •Blood Bit -
time mired bim atter the hest me117
ical skill had failed. • 285,2t..
Deacon idayberry,', of Windham,
Ire., recently sold a quantity of hay
:that had been cut 22 y.ears. Ife has
been holding it all that time for $22
tv'ton, and finally got,his price. •
. Answer Tbis Question
"Why do so many people we see around
uS., semto prefer to suffer and be _made
taiserable by Indigestion, . Constipation,
Dizziness'Loss of 'Appetite,. Coming up of
the Food, 'Yellow Skin, ,when for .75cts; •
WO Will sell thenShiloh's "Vitalizer,guar-
Ahmed to cum. Sold by Conite.
• • "I believe " said Fendersim„ '.'that, .
You take ' me . fora look"' Replied
"'Potts : "1- have been collect -a saeptie,_
Fendy, bub had as I. lien, still hare
respect. fel' every malt's belief --in
'luding yours, Fentlyr, including
•
•
yours; r
Ayer's Cathartic Pills are the beat
medicine that catt' bo employed ter
correet irregularities of the stomach
and:bowels. Gentle, yet. thorough,
in their notion, they cure eontitipa-
tion, stimulate the dkgestive organs
and the appetite, and cleanse, build
up, and strengthen the systeln•
•
The pedagogue was instilling the
-principle of etymology :into the
youthful minds of, his . scholars.
"Now," said he, "the word edtiaate
4hoettns to draw out,' from the Latin
•e 'from' or 'out,' and ducere 'to draw.'
'llornkins, can yougive me an ox.
ample of the use of the word in a
sett tenee ?" "Oh, yes, sir," said the
young genius, "1 had tWO teeth edu-
cated yesterday I"
The Secret Out.
The secret of beauty has'been at
• last revealed. WIthout good health,
pure blood and a fair clear Skin none
can possess good looks. What it
mere repulsive -tlian pimples, blot..
cliee'and a sallow or -pasty -complex-
ion?. Buiclock Blood. Bitters% reveal
the fact that all can gain pure blood
and freedom from the repujsive dis
eases of the skin that result from itn-
• purities: ermv """' 285 2t
"So you're gagld to Dr. B. It
meat be very nice to be engaged to a
doctor. 'Every time he calls on you,
you know -end of centre that must
be very often -you feel as it you
Were getting for nothing what every-
body else would have to pay $8 for."
Be. Low's woof svenebas retnoved The "constantly tteed.outu feeling, so
tape werre from 15 to SO feet in then experienced is' the result of un.
length. It also destroyes all kinds poverished blood, and censequent
of .worme. 285-1m. enfeebled vitality. Ayer's Sars-per
ilia feeds and enriches the blood, in.
"You say that Snaggs 'won't pay
that nete? Is he embarrassed 9"
"Well, he wont pay the note; says he
can't, but he didn't seem Lobe a bit
embarrassed ! Nivet saw StI011 im-
pudence."
PROP Levy's SULPHUR SOAP is highly
MOW filbildell IOC the dure Of Brunt.
inn, Chafes/. Chapped Molds, Pimples,
Tan, &a. " 285-1 ne,
Not long ago an advociato of rented°
suffi•age Was Asked : "flow would you
like to have your wife running or
°Mee against you ?" and tile reply
was 1 "Nothing would euit tee better.
The family couldn't ask a SOfter thieg
dam that."
P,ItagMAN/ti Wert•si Power* require
no ether purgative. They are safe
and sure to refitere all Varieties Of
Werth 6. 285-1m.
"Will the yoUngest girl inthe retool
pleese rise," Mid a 8011601 superin.
lets -lent in a Imre] difitriet. EVeilt
remnin stood up, including the
teacher.
•
creasee the appetite,,and promotes
digestion of the food, and the aSsimil-
laden (3tits strengthening quad ies.
The Bytom being thus in ilgerated,
the feeling rapidly changett,„te.. a
grateful sense of strength atitisetter
gy.
have en impression I" ex -
°Wined Dr. NieCoeh, the President of
Prineetort College., ,to the month;
philosophy class. "Now, young gen•
tlenten, tan you &Ohne wliat an im-
tnession is?" No answer. "Whatl
no one knows? No one tan telt me
wh tt an impression is 1" eseleimed
the doctor, looking. op and down the'
ohms. "I know," said young Mr,
Arthur, "an • impression is a dent in
8011 plade."
IP rad Went -4 ra nsaetioliS
There nee many frauds perpetret.
ed in medieme, find many afivertised
remedies worse than MVOS& Net 80
With llegynrd'a Yeliew Oil. 11.18. ,
MAMA 08 eVer the beSt internal end
external medielne for all rein, sore -
&oh ie aided, •
tIOSS tied injuries with whie21185I1121tn,ttal
'
..LINTPN
Cartiagt., Works.
H. CANTELON
MANBritOr alma
PROPRIETO R,
Or
13IJGGI ES) OUTTERS4 VVAGONS SLEIGHSAC,
LUUBER AND 811INOLg8 taken in exchange. Give rue a colt and
wilt give y.,ou.prices .that .cannot be beaten. is the Comity. i' Repairing and
Ilerseshoeme done with despatch.
IL CANTELON,
q;ti;;4giglq;
WU you want to get a
good PARLOR SET, call at
DISFfia
nVe-If you want a Fancy
BEDROOM SET, call at
DIEHL'S.
Min
IWWWWWISI
VAMMAII;
IF If you wanta good
DIKING -ROOM SET, oall
at DI,B11141S..
If you want FUR-
NITURB,-Of auy kind, call
at DIEITIM.
1DIEHUS
296
Victoria Street,
CLINTON
YOUOVANT--.
Fuoeral • FURNISHINGS, r:=5"----1,-.1.1
.• Best the, Market,
4ttlYeatb:
DIEHL'S'
Ar---
Diehl's Great
FURNITURE Warerooms
296 Victoria -St.
nhnalWM
t
APER WALL PAPER,
P
• The time for liouse-Cleaning ie near. All wanting
Hall Parlar, Dining -Room, or Bed -
Room Papers,
will find the
Best and Latest Patterns
FRIEZA. ORNICES AND PANELS, FILLERS, SC.
if3- -The Bazaar Fashion Books for 1083 are out and clan be had for nothing.
Call and see the papers and get a Book
at BVTLER'S;
. GODERIC11.
32 Ire Sells Cheaper thanal.!y eneoff top of the Earth.'
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• terms, caity. I also keep In stock
The Wheeler and.WilSon and the Light Ilunnily Domestic
•.. Maohine& •
Mao Need'ee, 011 end attaelimente. Violins wiling (tont $2 up to $100, 130W9 in
great variety re0171 rib ciente to $10, Blenly Finger Boards, Blaney Tall ?lees, Pegs,
Bridge Strings, steel' ant) Out, In self: sl Tit ni ne Forks Tuning PI ea tr
monleco, Limey Chin Rests., Mutes, MOMS, Fife.% 1Pl8keolets, Violin Otteee from
vents to $4, Mmde Bootie roe organ, Plano awl Violin. The Prise Anthem
Book, eon titt fling .the finest selection or Anthems ever produced. Call and 800 Me.
Perrin Block, Clinton, Ont.
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chain, prepall, by math SCA better. if you get ty new
it.,b5,r11>e,S, at Sir* each, a.cry one of when, gets th,e46011e,
desthbed btem-1Vnel.v Watch, we 050give you a
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many new feathres gad Descend illautotheaa by 0. bath
artists, zcvl bare also secure* Miters, st011eS, eed sketches
Messs. rMIA: Beecher. Wilkle'Collins. Bios and.,
den. rthari35 weada, and other emineat writers for every
issue, and we wr 1 guarautee our readers that they will be mons
than pleased with this sparkling illustrated faruily and story
paper. Humorous articles and jolly illusensted laughs, in every
=other. Agents are.MINT COWING MONEY by takiug
subsmibers for 11.1, awl the amoLe CCHINTItY eameq
-AROUSED-to-oar LIBERALITY.' " ' •
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loath= ecu 0000 50 040 Broadway, oppospo
POOPMan ven rt the facts above stared °toddles%
EI FthoilLUB XOEDID1.0403'way Now -York;
SCROFULA
and all sercifulous diseases, Sores, Erysipelas
Eczema, Blotches, Ringworm, TUmors, Oaf.
'boucles, Boils, and Eruptions of. the Skin.
• are the direct result of en 1113Pure state ef the
blood.
To cure these diseases the blood mast be purl.
lied, and restored to a healthy and natural condi.
tion, Arnie's SARSAPARILLA hes for oyer forty
yeara been recognized by eminent -Medical au-
thorities as the most powerful blood purifier in
existence, f' freesthe system from all foul hu- •
floors, enriches sao strengthens the blood, removes,
ell traces of ,mereurial treatment, and proies 0..st
seir a oomplete master of all scrofulohs diseases.
• • 4 Recent cure of Scrofulous Sores..
"Some months ago I Was troubled with .
bons sores (ulcers) on my legs. The limbs were .
badly swollen and inflamed,- and the sores dis-
charged large quantities of offensive matter..
'Every remedy I tried failed-, until I used AYEn's
SAIMAPAIHLLA, Of Wilidls I here now 14E911 threo
bottles, with the result that the sores are healed,
and my general health greatly improved. I feel
very grateful for the good your medicine hoiden.
me. Yours respectfully, Mite ANN O'BRIAN." .
148 Sullivan Si., Now York, June 24,1882. '
rip- persons interested are Invited to
call on Dirs. O'Brian ; also upon the Rev. Z.
P. Wilds of .713 Eaet 54th Street, New Yeas
City, who -will take pleasure in testifying to
the wonderful efficacy of Ayer's sarsaparn- •
la, not only in.the cure of this lady. but in
his owl., case sand rummy others within his '
.
Thewell-knoWn writer im Me Boston lIerald, B.
W. BALL, of .fiechester,...writes, Junal, 1882: •
"Having suffered severely for some years with
Eczema, and having failed toilful relief from other
• remedies; 1 have meile use,lieriug the.Peet three
months. of -Aviles ssasseattn.t.A. width halo .
effected a complete cure, I consider it atuaguitt..
mint remedy for all blood diseases,"
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
stimulates and regulates tlie action of Ole di.
gestive and assimilative organs, renews and
strengthens the vital forces, and speedily cures
Rheumatism, Nem:Akio, Itheurnatto Gout,'
Catarrh, General Debility, stint alO diseases
arising froth an ImpoVerished or corrupted condi-
' tion of the blood, and a *weakened vitality.
It is incomparablythe cheapest blood medicine,
on aehottut of its concentrated strength, and great
power over disease. - •
• •ritErsanto sy'
Dr. J. C. Ayer de Co.; Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists; price 81011x:bottles for $8.
•
eiji PRESENT TO.TRE LADY /•-•
, it Readers of this Paptir4
Awylady wbowill cot Ma out and. e-
FC:a1111TmlleITM:440'11111:aeg. A
X.-
(3.0010 same town ; aLso 39 cello
(Per 'tat No,i; or Stamps), 10 11104' '
pay eon or advertising, postage.
oto..,wo send free by return
mad this EJ:wrtint 4101.LE2L1,35 AI5C-LR
131101(1. '510)3 notooc3thg clir,
'
In made Starly_p) intiri(f.c r
Ca ta 10/1.0 of D.ne jewellY I 1 Q
1-1 Clouds. eha, into new homes.
Fo also Mini a POP,I=OT,11301G vata vsscthi.e
011 worth r..1 you sandam. •
ft MO. CAAh1C0 I DON'T LaT stip -
What the.741408.13er.. Ring received to -day. /Cs .
neatly; an lore, taller gt.m.13, from Catalogue soon.- ary .
Preeman, Troy, rt. Ir. Pocket-ber contaleietr Ring at hand.
Am plensed.-Mrs.J. 'R. Stone, Dayton. 0. Would pot seli it
'or 93.-Irelle Brown, ()Mahn, Nob: tress. -
Rothchild Willa Co, 5tatiou DeffeweYeri..,
• .
Ch• erry Pectoral..
No other complaints are ao insidiens in their at-
taekes those affecting the threat and lungs: IlOao
so trifled with by the,Majority of sufferers, The
-
ordlattry cough or cold, remains perhaps from a
trilling or uneonseloult exposare, is often but the
beginuing'of a fatal Sickness. AYER'S CHERRY
:PECTORAL hag Pr011 proven its•eificazY in 13 Mk,'
years' fight with throat and lung diseases, and
should be taken in all cities without delay.
A Terrible COugb Cured.
• "In 1857 I took a severe Amid, which affected my
lungs. I had a terrible cough, and passed night
after .nIglit without Mee% -The doctors gstve me
up. 1 tried AYER'S Oneatur PEoToitai., which
relieved my lungs, induced SleeP, and afforded me
the rest iiecessary for the recovery of my strength
By the continued uSe of the PEcronAL IL porn
nent dure was effected. .1am now 62 years
halo and hearty, and sal Satintlati your Clip
PI3e'rORM,Saved me, 11011AMITALfi3fialtit
Iteekinghein, Vt., July 15,1882.
CrOup. -A Mother's Tribute.
"While in the countrytast winter my little':
bey, three years old, Was taken ill with croup; it
seemed as if he wouid,die from strangulation.
Ono of the family suggested the use of AYKlell
CIIERR'ff PECTORAL, 9, WM; Of Whirl' was al.
ways kept in the house. This waa tried in small
and frequent doses, and to Our delight in less Mini
balf 811 hour the little patient was breathing eato
ity. au doctor Said that the Cif RIMY PEcyolut
had saved my darling's life, Can you wonder at
our gratitude9 sincerely yours,
• • silts. EstmA Oarmtv,"
188 West /28th EIL, New York, Bay 10, 11082,
" there used Avows Cuuny PECTORAL in my
family for several years, and do not hesitate to
pronomice It the most effectual remedy for coUgitli
and colds 'so have ever tried. A, .1, CRANif."
Lake Crystal, Mimi., inarch ts, 1882,
aftertrying many remedies with no succesd, I iwail
cured by the use of AVEit's Crixanv
rEczett5tt
'!..i suffered for eight. yearsjforsoincvt allrwonAtitohitEisNatid
ilyhttlia, Miss., April 5,1882.
.,. "1 ;cannot say enough in prelim 'of AYNR1
CFIERItY IMMonsL, beneving AB 1 (30 that but
for its use I Should long Since have died freat
lung troubles.
Palestine, Texas, April 28, 18821!' 13144"4)14'"
No 01130 Of an affection a the threat or lune,
Meats which &tuna be greatly relieved by the hi. 11,
4ectof,:etrYNovilleoentS11:110,211R8rielisreEiC0T 00120 cA ralvaenaddiyt Ibvetylloautsrat
• PREPARED 131
Or. J. C. Ayer '84 00.0 Lowei_.11 Masi.
Sold by all Druggista.
• NVA:N IV
FARMS Of ALL DESCRIPTIONS,
Imphov.fr Ont rArtztV tatitovan
A Cli.4 00 It '0 S.4 11 1.4614$
Any ono whiffing- to toll this claw tit Prentair
ett rear:11v obialatirAh.itsit.
Una Ofilee, (Modes 810, tontioh,
"Ur 0111(sy tO
0. lowest rstos et' inforae. ovy
ti g.thu. . .11 r.onvnaxs, Lofton.
1