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The Huron News-Record, 1884-02-27, Page 4Yinvo. The Uoderieb, News Huron Record, (42114 WAN Arno (71111101a, WetUllmann rebs 97 MIND TlEILMORAPIIY. TWO Owlets% instances' or Pres egOtiotetits-A Dream , Patittliett. • While the (1iaputea betweeit ing Bishop anti the proprietor of Truth -the singular power of one iii the matter of "thought reading," sled she immovable acepticiani of the other' -have been attracting a cer, tato ainount of public interest, it may not he out of place to mmition two instances, of presentirnente-or, to use perhaps a better word, mind telegraphy --the accuracy and bona tides of which can be vouched for. The vrife of the writer has ft, POu. 'ein, a laily of extremely nervoim and excitable nature, who 'name years ago was staying with her husband for the season in apartments near Hyde Park, The landlady was a middle iiged woman, apparently a widow; at any rate, she dressed in black, and no one who could in any Way be regarded as a landlord wee e • visible:- Indeed, excepttliwiltiaban& •f.f. my Wife's el:nide and a lad •who did odd jobs about the Nouse., there Was not one of the male sex upon the premises. For weeks uo untoward ipcident. of any kind happened; the -season progressed merrily, and my wife's relatives, Whom I will call Mr. and lfrs, W—e-- (I believe thezwere on their honeymoon or, .at all events, in the early end enthusiastic stage' of matrimony), enjoyed the round of Loudon gayeties without stint. . One: evening', however, Mrs. was dressieg tp g� to tlie opera: She wag (dime in:the chatre. • her -her hushand having; with the • superior celerity that pertains•to the rnanculine toilet; completed hi attire. and descended to the drawing room - wilen, to ese her own words, strange seissation of terror came over - me, . For seine moments I .ceuld :uot deft tie the feeling; by, degree/lit • appeared to assume' shape. end .bore • centration. .1.ruslied to the door . lied opening it celled leedly down -the stairs for my hueband. He came up in &twin; . • . Ifrese' I cried, as 1 re-entered the hed.rootil 'Upon seeing hen ap- proach, 4bot the door; qietc, quielt!' •."Wity .My deer 1 What ithe matter.?"... was'his very,, • nature] • question. • • • . "Bolt the door; seasillaCit is fast," 1, rejoined, almost fainting with the weight of dread at iny "There .i a merlrean in the linage." •. "Of couree ,Alfred .ridiculed 'my. fears, aneribing diens to hysteria, over.fatieue, and all -the other sourc- -cis from which • T 'nth aware a good many feminine whims take their origin -at all:events, in .the'esthea7 tion of the starneesex. But although Sbotbed by my hukband's ,Oresni,n on .1, wae.not to he ridiculed out of., the intense and.. vivid conseineSeess which . seemedto posaess :me, that there, wag in Very truth.. • Innatie 114;netif 11 .the , roof ' 'as .iny- "We went to the opera and xe- termed in' clue iiOurite. .No tragedy occurred, nor Wag there any episode of an untieual nature. But the. . • next moriling I Iii:mrd the' tab drive • to the door,•and saw that it Was en• • tered by a aentleman .whom I .had ..ueverateen before. .1 asked one of the demestics who the gentleman • Was; and Wen learned that, our •• landlady was, ilot. a widow, but that her huatemil was in asyluie Froisi tine t� • time; during lueid . intervals, he was permittedto re- turn home for e brief visit of 0, day duration; and he bad paid aucli -yisit during the previous eftereoon !" • • ' Years..afterward,' the same Lady, Mr,. W (noW widow), residing:in a suburb of. .Liverpool, .ply wife happe.neit to beatayingacthe fie* I an about to merstion tinder same roof. It .wasan autumn. • morning, and .the friniile:and guests were.' at. breakfast, when Mrs, 1•V -- feinted a dream elle had lied •during the night. •Briefly it waif that Miss a young, lady nei;;Iibor, On the eve ofbea'sg iniihrt,jiasi met...with a terrible contreteinpa. She -had . quarreled - with her brother, who'being exits..,. .peratol harlot.] control, so. 'far for - et. himself es tp_seri keh r whichgreatly'. disfigured . Within half an hour the tiervent. crone . over from •house of T—• s with e' message: "Will. Como over to e4 MiHS at once 11is T —. had a bad aceident." , 111y • wife' s consin• at once'went over to the house, eridfound things. • in n terrible confusion. It we's the. morning of the weddieg, 'an+ the party was timed to leave the hoose .041nost immediately. • Bet i lie whole, itinsile %Yogic a state .01 excitement; none Were attired for i Iie cereteonV; 1 he bride herself. wai sitting • in a their, sabbinghyateriaally; while a' eeyere. bruise on lex Mee 'sorrel at enee to bring to •11Irs. mind 'the episode '�f 'Whteli the. bad dreamed. It soon teanseired that e' quarrel had taken place- between the brother mid sister' --who were for. eienero, a nd perlitilell'clied the !weer .of restraint which the call/holed' Britoil its seppostel to posseas-ie Wiiich the young lady sustained the •ittiurv. to her face, Iler allegation was tlitst her brother bad -struelt btu his version Waft Oat tillg bad' fallen -Against' this phinitidy. piece, At- all oven ta„ Mrs. to PAM Was etrangely fulfilled. 'TO enteplete the story, however, tnent'on flea 'the brith41 ftic0 ?OAS fl IICOLiSIy "made up," aud IL rionble veil menoeuvred with Audi alegtokIty that the wedding ter( mony .01 t hougii delayed, *nll. onm p I eted „end Vie loving ?air joined in one- :e•ttjanlitelq Outsider .bejpg Otid whit, the wiaer as to the coutretenipa Of the mornittg. Tam no believer in every canal instance of vielone and presenti- ments rtcorded from time to time; but it has always Klemm] to me that the two authentic cam( I have giveu above indicate that there may be often it emomunicatiou • between minds more enhtle and tuyeterious than ie ordinarily evpposed. - • f, ^ He CQUIdn't Live With Ile. A gawky boy and a "gangling" girl were married by an Arkansaw wegistrate the other day, and short- ly afterward the boy reappeired and said "Squire, ginnue back thein license." "I have sent them to the county clerk's oflice where they- properly belong," the justice seplied. "l'ue mighty sorry, fur want rem haek." "W hat's the mat ter l"'Why, I don't intend to he with that gal. I never eee Bich a creetur, ledge, You tee, her daddy give her a cow, an' this mornist when I went to milk the blamed thing, she kicked me heels Over head. 1 wouldn'ter minded this, but my wife stood there an' laughed fit to kill heiself. I thought I was goin'ter settle down in a life of love au' lasses aim' all that, kiut the kick o! that cow opened my eyes. Tile county clerk ken keep the pepera if he wants to, but I wish you'd tell him the next time yer see him that I'll be dad blethed if I'm goin'ter live with that girl." Sass Or Soss. The other day a Biatmarck gentle- man was coming up from Standieg: Reekeint-sts.ippedite-see a man •who - lives near the Carmen B411 River, Ie response to his Atnock ai• the door he hoard a,s. alien, sharp 'Coble in and -upon entering ' fouucl sharp -faced angular woman sitting in the room under an epee scuttle- , hole leading into the loft above, with a aliotLgun on her. keees. • 'Is the gentlemen of the house her lie asked, 'Via, sir, be air.' _ . 'Can 1800 him a moinent No, ; you cain't see a hide nor hair of 'im 1' • ' . • 'Why can't I; Madam ? 1 would like to Speak to him on buainess.' " 'If you Was •tiyin' and Jim war the only doctor in'....Dakdty,..you. couldn't sot an eye on . him till be gives' in an' talks decent. At din- iser awhile ago he told me' to pole in the apple soss an' It -toll -him it Wasn't Ross, hut sas$ and he .said he keowed better;it WWI 8089i an' to. I tot'. him that lie tuk a notion that %little apple sems'd feel Soothin' tehis stmnack to say se, an' he said bed have' SiOSSI or.die. Then 1 toP bisn I'd defend tie.t aiina . with. life; an'. made a break ..fer•thesticip :gun, au'he made a break through the ecuttle inter- the loft.. '.• When his senses come to him' eull. lie •giv•ee: in that sass i seen he kin .ctim down', but if he initkes a break afore that, off goes the top of hitt bead., Thar ;sets the sass, Stranger• fin's -tbar's Jim the 'left, ati' tleit'a;•the way the' 'matter stands jiat new, ea! reckonyou'd better • idostiy.alpeg an' net get Mixed .inter the row V..' gentleman moved away be heardher voice 'saying • ' . . • 'Jim, wren you gittired. b' yer du rn fool i n ', an' Weep this •sses j es' squeal oat!' : • . , And se gruff' 'voice from the dark - Scipio gerret responded ;.. !Sciss'!' • • Talmage on Ohl Paths, • . • 'Look at the sOendoes of .charaat:. ers which orthodoxy -builds -TWIn., had the mightiest huinan intellect the world ever sale I Paul. Lit-tle in physical :ateture, but, head and "shoulders above all the 'intellectual giants : of the ages. -• Orthodoe from scalp to heel 1 Who was the might- • iest eoet, the world has ever iseen ? John Milton, who saw mo.re With, out .eyea etban anybody ever SOW eyea.• • Orthodox from scalp kJ heel! 'Who was the greatest' refer- mer.the ,World ever saw ? Martie Luther, se acknowledged hjnidel and athiest, as well' as ,the Christian. Orthodox . from scalp to heel!. In Music Hall, Beaten,. the talented Theerlore Poker •stocai for many years betttlieg orthodoxy; and giving it, as many suliposed; its death blow. On the, same street, and: liot far from being oeposite, stood Perk -et. Cougregational church, commonly col I od by i ts • en e i eh liqlllite corner."Theodore Parkin- died and liistiliurch died with. him; It was nttempted to keep tip the 'Organize- tioU, but, if still in existence, it is so small that it is hardly visible to the naked • eye.! But Park-st, Ohurch, or thell fire corner:6 stands still, its pulpit thusaletincatre-ifiageifiebilt truths' of Me hodoxy just JUL, though Theodore. •Pfteker•-bad never lived, You laave noticed that most of those who settee:wilt A Pik OE TeE nmr.11. finish their ministry in a piilille ball, and When they •are done their nudienceware dishaeded. All that Boston, Or Brooklyn, or New York, or the earth ever received that is worth having came through tlie wide aqueduct (if orthodoxy, fromthe throne of God. , . Behold the cettitinies of ortho- doxy 1 Where do you come trent believer in the Bible, . Answer: "rwas cleecencled from the ye' feet parentage of Paradise, jut° whose nostrils Jehovah breath ed the breath of life. I am ason of ofl ." • • IIaltaiitt half .13ibleman where do you come from 9 Answer : It is all uncertain. In my tineental line there weal, orange outang, end further back there was a potty wog;, and still fut titer back there Was It ttolp010, and it toOk mil ietis of years for me to be eyelet- . - Hil10 'man' ere you going when Yon leave this "Well, that la ell uncertain. I oppivol "1: shall peso out into the great To Ile, and through the. great Somewhere, and.gradtially otr 1:0* the great1Am/where, arriving finally in, the great *worhero," thonght thetwatt when ye* probably Weald fetth up. : Not Respectable. AP -,7 The ‘following convoreation be - tweets two ladies at the .A.uetin opera house wee overheard by an elderly gentleman who gave it away. "Alm Pluutbottle called on me the other day. and I don't know whether or not 1 ehould return her What art, of people are they, anyhow," haven't had anything/ to my to the Plurithot deo for several years, bit before that I was quite hale -tate with them, and , I must say they were never very proper rople, and I never knew a respeetable person to associate with thee)." O'Connor's tittie Accident .••• The heartiest laugh that has been heard in the Termite Police Court for a long time was enjoyed a few days ago when Daniel OVennor, a fresh arrival, was errainged for •dru likeness. • "Were you drunk," asked bis Worship. `I was. sor." "Row did that happen V" Well, sor, 1 dunno, sor, but' ye see, sor, we had a little increase. in dthe family, an' dthat's how -400c7 curred, if 'yell excuse me, sor. "You can go, but don't let it happen again." "I won't sor." That Easy Chair. , A few evenings ago a furniture delivery ,wagon was driven up in _front of a prominent mares tesidence -add-the ala-iverEleletirg -a-Lane so -- celled easy chair frdm it to the front door, rang the all. The. mistress of the premises •happening'neae, Op- ened the 'door, Are you Mrs. 9" asked the man. "I am," she responded. here's an easy,' chair for -"An easy.chatr ? Why, I neyer ordered it front enyones"- 'No, hut your liusband.clid.” • "He did 7 • What! I never told • him to get one 1 There must be some+nistaketalbotit it, What 'did. • he ally " `lli 1 9n1.941tittc,d_hilti tell the boss that he ofteegbeliorne piety • late' ate] that you alwayareot'ep for him without sleepin' any, and you: had. no easy chair, anti he thought mebbe if you lia&a right soft, eau ono like this you'd go to Fddep in it, and he could slip uleStairs and crawl. in bed Without, wakin' you." • "Ale Oath Isis .sciierne, in it ? Well, you jaiii takethat chair .rfelit 6 • hack • again, rind when ,he comes 'home - to -night, . if US to- morrow: morning, VII be there as usual,. on . my seine old chair, .and .teach him how to injure my character be- • fate the public. .•Ansi- he aalle that en easy chair!' The .old fob! 1 "If .11e. had gene to Diehl', the tiirsiitere• man on Yictorie street,tand got one of.hie.easy chairs', I don't know but I might havrs telsen it in." Then iheslaieneel the door; • • Sympathetic Judge.. . A SykrionseAispatuli.eilys:-;,Th !ink .,Hafner wore:a bandage. around Ins head a Mottled •green bla'ek patch surrounded his right 'tare, esid. his'. •faCe. was :scretelnal, out, .and bruised in •many • places, When be stood before.' Imi,ge..111ullielland to .answer a ,charge cf drtnikentiess.arid. breach of the peace. . Beside. •him stood ti frairyotnig woman Who said that she Was Ilia wife. Nextto her. stood a :short men With gray' hair. lie is her father.' The., aestimeety• 'waii that 1-Jefifer went. home drunk, took the baby from his wife's .itrine. • put it inthe:ors:idle, and then . choir • 'ed. Jas.:Wife mad keooked her dowri- itt the corner.. Them her father • in- terferred .eint pun jtileri .'Hafieer so that Dr. 'D., M.-. Totman 'Wfia called •,tb dress the wounds after , he was rem saVeti.. to jail. •• ,. 'Shake hands with' me, old man,. shake liende.with sant the. Justice to flafn.er's. "If 1 had a son -in -1w who: would' beat and abnse' U1Y cleughter,'"I'd thrash him. I glory in your spunk,. old nine, anti 1 hope your strength May be spared 'niftily years to :stand by your.datighter, and thrall every one of your sons-in-law if they de; servo it. - 4• . • A• Pretty lionninfe. Those few guests of Hurst'S 'Bro. tel;.St, Lonis, who happenedto be in the parlera few days ago, Wheo a brown eyed, brown haired, neatly dreseed young lady, holding the arm ad* a stalwart and handseme young men, ,walked•in, dreamed that . . the ecointootcp'aee• event that was about,to bappf-n.uove, elf Tf61-Freftr,ft - romance as V0r. gre'cerl thst pagefsof fiction. , .The lat13; was lifiss Hill, of Dumfries. Scotland; and the gentlemen was Mr, Robert Irwin, of Merrelltowe, Ark. In a few. minutes after the couple mitered the room the words were spoken that milted them for the journey elf life. The wedding wana very quiet one only two or three intimate friends of the youtig people being present, Solna year's. ago Mr,- Irwin came to this country, leaving behied . hint a promise and a faithful heart which he expected some time to claim. Reverses had come to theyoung netn's family and he found himself compelled to work Ida way thraugh the world. ,The lady's .fatlier, efter Aida misfortune, drew off from the young man, and finally forbade the mat riage, as be lied other plans for his datialitee, • Prospects for rising in the world were gloomy in the old country, and thee lover determined to 'seek his fortnne in A merice. The lady wag faithful to him, find pi embed that when he had nimle home flit her she wnuld share it wisb him, A determination to sine etal and hard work soon told in,the nawuthWeat. A mutual friend - Wee tomieg to thin touetrv, attd she aseented to eacompany Mm to the city, where her lever met, her. The wedding Was the reeult, end Int • happy a peg. as ever plighted troth started for Merrplltown, where ?dr. Irwin his started a properone litiRi• .neaff. This bs the t.tory ttild by a piltibnlell who wifneneed tite Core. morty and who vonehtse foe ite treth. Most Dellnato "MIDI you say Jimeon wee a .firet clams selesnlan end a gentleman?" aak- od the hoes, of a merchant traveller, relative to a new man who had prole • veil quite the contrary. "No sir, I did not, was the emphat. le reply. "Well, I do not wish to impugn your veracity, but I am willing to make an affidavit that you told me you could eay be was an excellent man in every respect." "That's what 1 say, sir." "Why did you deny it, then?" ai didn't deny ib.' "I say you did," "I beg your pardon; I said 1 cola say he was a first class salesman and a, getitleman, but I didn't say ee, nor would 1, unless 1 wanted to tell a lie, and, sir, a newspaper man never lies; that is, hardly ever." , "Ols ah --indeed?" stammered the boss. "I should heve been more par. t tiler, and, sir, you should have been more tleanite.1 A Raffled Inquirer. There neatles among the MIN in that delightfully uncertain portion • of our glorious common wealth • known as "The Hollow" a smell but ambitious little city, which we will all, for purposes of convenience and dissimulation, Southtown. There is no railroad to Southtown, and stage routes are of tedious • length. Coneequently few travellers visit the city, save those who have business ef some inipOrtarice. One evening, however, there climbed out of the stage at the door ottlie principal hotel a inutile attar. edprserrwho carried tt-steell 140 • bag. He entered the offise, •Wrote.a very commeeplace name iiz the ,register, and desired to bie ehoss'tn to his room. • Whp was bel That was whet every loafer in the office asked, and before- the new comer heti sat down in the quiet of his room above; tWeirty-five persoiss in the room below knew bia name - if it were his name. 1' What-Was'Ilis husineaft He seemed sociable enough, but somehow IiiS talk was ell general; he would eay nothing personal. Thum matters went on for several days, anti all the city became curious. ., ;At lengththe mayor,„aman. of great; Suavity' and•lieldeesS, eogaged to brave theDouglas in -bis hall, end ask .him-efew questidee itt amobth but pOinted:Anglo Saxon.-- hed, not yet inet the .myeter- ious stranger, .and so he dropped in accidentally, and was 'in trodueed. kb e Opened fire at 'once's • "Ever in Suutlitown.before?" : "No.". • "Goleg further, I presuniel" -I3ut whether he presumed correct. is, or the stranger apparently . did not feel' bound to say, so lie west 'anent: . "Ho* Much loriger will we itave you with use gneeied the- maser, leaving presuMptiong and retdrning to in t.eKI:OgittiOntl. '• • . .• • ."About. three weeks." . • .The .cre.wiul leened forward . as onemen. " : •• • . " "Alt, indeed ! ,AreYon trayelling for pleasure?" • "Pardon me,'bub mey 1 ask; not for idle Curiosity, hut .for • certain reasons, whet business ' you repro sten t?" . • • • A visible tlirill rantltrougli the small assembly_ that wa-i • a point blank shot: •. Wheld he dodgel.:, • "Yoe are the mayor, I 'belit3ye9" said the etraeger. •• • "Yea." • , "Then I -06A ,mind telling you; (ri fact I suppOie you. -ought to ' - • "Yes?" . • . • "Well, . -T 'sidle a sew 6qnsrit- ' ion), "and.got away with it all right: but, like a fool I went beck after the dam; and they caught 'the. I , was tried and found guilty, a.ntl .the judge .,gave me My choice .•-• six months, in jail; or three -Weeka,iss Snuthtown.; arid, • like . another, con- •demned took Sontlatniin." • • . • • COM'. Days. Ib i a bit of coincidence that the coinet upon 'Which Napoleon's sol; diem gazedseventy years ago, When they were .rnalc.ing 'that dreadful march from MOscoer, which resulted in the death from cold and' exposure Of 400,00.0 Men;ahould be accOmpan- iecl on its reapoeararto with slitter cold spell. of weather. When it swept ant of eight the world witness; ed an, unusually severe whiter. 'The incident, as well as the cold snap Of this wieter, recalls other severe .svin ters. In"Oefober,•703, tied February, le:I,' the 'denizens-- :,er the' 'OttY Of moequ tiFttntl-miriteettratailtsdinteft;&' ed by a cold epell' of weather, arid: the, tWo.• sea! at COnstantinople' were frozen over for twenty digs. • In 1063 thceyhaines frozee • over for fifteen weeks, In 1407 the add was so intense in 'England that all small birds perished, and in •I33 the iarge fowl of the air were driven by the terrific) cold into the -towns and cities of Clernistey. • • - • In 1548 the whiter was so neyere in rlanders that the Wine distributed was cut With bat:Chet& The year 162.8 was leafed fee eeld *wither in &gland.. Theusamis of forest and elisde freest weee split by the frost, birds and etock perished, a line of iitagea ran on the Thames for several week, and shops, vvero built on the ice le tho. middle of Lite Thrones. • 44;11 1801 the wolves, were ririvsm by the cold into Vienna, where they At- tacked seen and tattle en the strsets. In 1810 quicksilver froze in the thermometer bulbs nt, Micow. 0 of the most reniarkaide changes of, letlipOrattIre was witAsed tit IThrif. :1.11(1 it.lineterstintli, neer linielon in 1807. The therniemeter Wadi. 3* below eeect 00 the 4th of ;Niamey, andis.Rity-two boars later it had leaped to 55' Above aero. - With respect to A meriea, tinote the remarkelde cOld tipelIe were as foliewa Ti 1820. end ttenin it 1821, New Yorlt barber svAA ,froseet OVOI` SO Chat tailtaft 1.7V eta t'oti aerrV the lee to Staten Island. the Sr WATTS &CO. -CLINTON, ONT., DEALERS IN- cfc IVIe,410341xleoei besoriptione Oarefally aiaAccurately ,Oonipouncled, ima .Ordere Anewered with ,Care and Deepatch. The Put, our .Stockof Maticino .Complete,, Warranted' mut of Ow Bat Quatie# Toilet Soaps, rerfumery, Shoulder Dracee, +Trusses, Sponges, and all kindtt of Druggists' Sundries usually kept in a First -Class Drug Store. Newly and Elegantly Furnished throughout. Electric Bells, Heated with Hot Air, Large and well -lighted Sample Rooms, Bath Room, Large and Elegant Parlors, Everything for the Comfort of the Travelling Public. First class Stabling and ad Boom; also first-class Stock Yard in connection„ • OUR BAR is supplietrwith the Choicest Selection of Liquors, Cigirs, and all kinds of Refreshments. )32THouse situated directly opposite Post Offiee. GORGE 1WoCULLAOH, Proprietor, Clinton, Ont. 547 ti JOB PRINTING--Nen,t, Cheap, Stylish and Attractive, at THE NEWS-RLCOR1D Printing House, of Indiana saw weather cold enough to congeal the mercury in 1855. The winter of 1861 was made mem- °rattle by cold Weather. On the 130 and 26th days of January many deaths occurred frem • the intense cold, and the residents of Mobile.eaW the thermaineter, sine tn 7prd), '..A.laiabiar of Celd'airegeS would be itnpertect without a mention of the terribee stoim that swept ovar this • cduetry- in 1863, which bas One into FARM .IIIPLEIENTS' history as the cold New Year's. A drayinan was frozen to death in . einnati while driving along' a street; a man climbing a.fence in Minoeso- ca ficize 19 death 'and toppled over into the -snow, wliile the loss of bie man and,anitnal lives in other 114ts. of the States and Canada was im- mense. BLYTH SAW Ka GOSMAN & DODDS Arc now prepared to do all kinds of workiln their line, flaving put in a grain crusher, we are able to do chopping at any time lend on shortest notice. _ _ 5,15).51411-15,,DOD.D13,- .3tyth, Ont. . The Old Van Thanked Thum; -The other night five young men • softly entered, ancl;in the ohltly night seated theniselves on the verands:h ••, 0 :of the premises of a well t'do tarnier ,fiving.nd a thousand miles from the villige of Blyth, and who ls the fortu- nate parent of sev.pitl lovely dsugh- 'tors. The five yoling. mere seen be - gen to sing, while a gMtar,and a ban - Jo added their Sugary notes to the general sweetness. , Ae the Song was finished a sash went up and a mascu line voice called out: • "SPlendici ! % Beautiful 9 Gentle men; please repent • : The baiel on the verandah ems only to happy to accommodate and "Only a 'Pans35 , Blossom" went floating over • the night breeze. . • l'En t ra'neinp ! tradcing 1" ex. elairned the: man at . the. window, "Geetlemen, 1 dont-want to 'put you Lo . trouble1 but if you would bnly 'sing that over once morel" • -.The song dragged a little this time, :and the Ottevoice seemed:to hi'ive awallow.ed a troche down -tlie 'wreng :pipe; but it ended- at Jest, and the old mati called out : • . • -"That's what I call singing, that is! .aentlemery, I'm hog, but ifl-bould ••• prevail upon you to render that de-. lightful pee fn. once more, it would be a kindiaise 'could neveriforget There was a (teal of growling in um: clertones, but. the • leader:gave: the key, • and for the fourth: time the 'neighborhood was filled- withdread. fulls', faded pm*, blossoms% 'When thetast note died away the 'old men clapped his harids'antl 'exclaimed 4 "Better and better!' You lieve ray heartfelt. then ks The old 'woman is deaf, my darters are in Clieton, and the hieed.gal .quit yesterday,- . or .I'd have2ein all stick their heads out to, thenle you in p.erson.' doodenigist, gentlemen -good -night; and if you see fit to come to Morrow evening, 111 bavethe oldavoinan sit Up with a' bed (milt wrapped -around her!" ; • Fakhionable Piety. • Secoe,-A church in Winnipeg- Rectosin reading 'tteska nexten. in Aisle directing the people' to seats; very 'etyligh congregation. Enter stranger looking itir seat. Rectoe- Dearly beloved brethren the scriptures moveth ue at all times. -and in sundry places to--; • Sexton --(To strange looking „for seat)-2-Ii1, there! what are yoUabnut? • Stranger -I sun looking for a seat. Rector-To,acknowledge our mani fold sins and--: . Sexten -GO back,. sir! The pews • are rill reeted and snood. itectorl-With a :humble, lowly, • Penitent, and eentritelreart= _ ' 86c1on-My Orderit are tO ipep: aisleefeit-iefar Stranger- Can't 1? . Rector -Humbly acknowledge our sins before God- • . Sexton (angrily) -No sir, you can't; you lus:ye no business. Rector -To render thanks for the _great benefits we have received at ills heeds— " . Stranger -4 merely• wished to—. • Rector-A.ecompany me t� the throne of the Heavenly Grace, say. ing— SextoM-Now, sir, ,go back; or— plintee suddenly-- air, aed Mrs. Shoddy, Mr, and Mrs: Moneybags, Mr. -and Mrs, O'EverybodY. Sexton' roabes off tied obSeeuioaely shows them to thole pews,) itector,-For ofsuch is the Kingdom •of Retiree, ' . Stranger retires and bents up A less fashionable temple. Pions Points. Widovv Van Cott, the nett tohneeo crusederess, says: "No Christian can Afford to -nee tobssreri." 'Poll/moo le awfully high; that's a roxit,. that Mrs, Van Cott will use her in - fluorite to have the tit* redneed, ° A exellange snag it hale four year old listened attentively to a Sattiltilit• vim) preacher last Sunday, end then whisperedi "elfronnut,italost ten MI- derstan' ant, Iit'a a dond one." An exehanges says that Neal) was s first plusher en reeerd. piteliectthe,eek wit sin andwithou LAItelE ASSORTMENT ROOT & STRAW CUTTINO BONES • COB,N SliLLERS, And all Iniplements 'used on it *Win. ae.Good asalie .Best,- and as Cheap as the Cheapest, at . J. B. WEIR'S •, IMPLEMENT WAREROOMS, CLINTON. ONTARIO -1.N'• V I rt,-• LINTON Carriage AWorks. H. OANTELOR PROPRIETO R, MANTIII OTURrat BUGGIES, CUTTERS, WAGONS SLEIGHSAC. LUMBER AND SHINGLES .talien ge. ghlo nte a .call -and. 11. .witi give you prices that ,cannot be beeteii ia the-0mq, eise)". Repairing ane liorseshoctun.done with despatch. 11. CANTELO:N, FURNITURE CEO DIEHL & SON3, I TICTORIA-ST., , !!! ea , fet AYER'S PILLS. 4. nolo preporttem of the disease which (awls human severing result from itenuteetaela of tav etwasaa, towels, ttna tiver. Aver* oxruattrio • X'Ar..fdi Pit direetly npftli thelle erg/tall, all are watch they are * sere, sum Ptowet, end Phitusinti Li her threfirrirdeY 4"rmailfpufies144 So euro lenuerloutlitheng deili.uoxibetIspc treclon, indigestion. Arsporsits, nosenteue, .0 • „,, tr:mtle'dy". 4%14049:to:Ai i°v:l'eserol'oilimethli:i7.11,4:4: Qber unsiumileseutiatu. Laly:ttettiaeusus titentaxviviilari4 werwaect:sat, vsyleaow: 1ltabiy11e :ed lcil rt°1:l:P. aaok1eXareitpetradeaerteeeteit4:iweoo:1y,nd:emToototeetr9tou wO r if :::: :: eat: 9:Plini :914 G yfiVel laill; ye lboningvw7:1110: jubilielitefrlenetiaynd:ra ea my 6:07tecroo:upfroan: non.helaidLacweheb:::te4astovore pilferer from, headache and Your Pludii are the 44°sInesPt41.111" is lleirliatTelvheqr flo0u0Piti .4grriti avvp'l'esivaC I three onlv tbing I could,. look' to for relief, One dose wtootx otocesigiewaNnkvoi,iirLi et.nrkirozaolfsel,va.ard:pu:aysndreos; stance* il."rialnk"raleisnur884:1e.de. Ituit4tinle.1:2:45:P4V1 'ya"O:outijiltuZul bui:lny.°I itativ5 8 2,1e11; 4 st es vi1 en: suit. We constantly keep them oxi hand at our reliable family medicine. X' luFontonvev,uatIlittielnp :I: .fatl iii :on:calm:opt! iseiva4maizieta,:salfree:1:48-4 eYarolviIbiJ. T,1141ss., le:i4'tj":31l882. TheRbtAcll.IfAfl,074,WAtinifran:t:lta,a.o:;i0:sone3,8sthtyoi Ibme;titheeerusabc:0;obereast:sinen:;:itnilucPgean:v;lizelaltc°;,: jud$11Witi:liaTsch:!uoi a spite of the use of medicines of various kinds. hare entirely corrected the costive habit, and 4 44 : Agve"Ys tE7a0 ::: YhaiAni nTdPI :A: I tyv erCiti unneik:i XI ::::: rne:Ort rl. leaseantic:bi rt.rh. 0. og: to anr I: tles ot the bowels, stimulate the appetite sad action give tone and vigOr te the l'fbele nhYsical 'ecan°wY: rem...time BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell Mass field by all Druggists. YOUNG, OLD, AND MIDDLE' Alt sxperienettizergrful Ayer's $arsap,arilla,, Ohneren with Sore 'EyesSore Ears, AGED, or any scrofulous or syphilitic taint, maybe made healthy and strong by its use, • Sold by all Druggists; $1, six bottles for $6. ^ NDERTAK1NO WAaPER t WAL• L • PAPER. The time for'llouse-Gleaningis near, All wanting Hall Parlor, Dining -,Room; Bed:- Roo/1p., 'Papers, .win end the Best and Latest. 'Pattern§ CUMTWL, FRIEZiS, CO:-..1.1110ES AND PiiS, FillAS, &C. la- The Bazaar Fashion Books for MS are out and °an had for nothing. Oall and see the rapers and get a Beek • • BIPTLER'$. „ GODER1CH. obettpor than any one on top of the Earth 7..4144Mr a4'•; thElEAR'S .7012111 POWDERS' Aro pleasant to t•th,o. Contain their dads ur oti e. Xs A. wife, *nib: and efrectua3 of wozeueT in Children or Adult* CARTERS ITTLE !VTR Pius, Sick Detoleche and relieve .all We troubles Inel. d :.t to a 'bilious mote of the system, sae Ai Dia. Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after eating. 31,51it lite Side, 4c. While their most Nayarit. able Snenntid lais been fillOWIL 1415 turing • IT4tvinutaTtibeiehel,13.5 ectobii,isrLtioprn'til...iitit,lec,Ii.i.ilvi;egr Pa !Lilt, are ,1 g th,s annoying complaint, white they els° cam et 511 dlitorilers of tile sioneeeti, stimulate -1 he liver and r..gulate the bowels. Even if tin y only atard ••• A e•1•to they 554' tst houlinostprinelvNa to those wh• butt' r frotn‘this dint resning conspht'nt; but foi m ely their go ninet,s doe** net end here, and those v'm 0540(1 15!) tem y w:il flitti these little I ills vein.. e•• i eo tunny wayki that they will lot he Noma% .J 5. WILtilIt hem. Data:ter nil sick head . . !..1P,cleitu,vcf 141 1,41 v Errs thatlierc I 4 Win* wet &leoeut •boaet.. Our pills'eure whne -ti•ro 03 not. '-• . • • • -• •• •• • • ,vri-r."0. Little Lir,,r are yeti, eronll , to I. its. Citc er two pills in.o.c a dose.. • •...y rieiiy vvt:ett.ble end i.1.! 1,o4 er,ao•er: . Si their Ken I IC g [1, Inn., I' nit n 9'. • - .• 100'n; .1n 4i1.1.V1.341 eeniSi AV. C., i' 0. hind stat by msg.,. • f.d.r..DICI2Titi • .i4esvit Orki.011 y • • sieWsnissawes • • • Thegeme Was 'called on account. of the rain. • A little 6 year old. WitiVes.i at cpurt proved ber right to be sworn by say- ing that she • went "regularly to church and Sunday School, raid once to -a allure!) fair." • it was a Boston clergyman who re- tlY impressively remarked that "men thought' all othera mortal but themserves," and' he added With con. sideralle solemnity, that "they fre- quently looked in.the newspaper for the record of the deaths of friends 'and acquaintances, but never °nee ,thought of looking in the papers for - the announeenteet of their •oWis dec-. ease. A party of Baptlat clergymen were bltrefishing Off illartha's Vineyard the other day. A question arose as to whether a certain specimen Was really. bluefish.. "We call 'em baptists,' said a netive fisherman. ":Tbeliaptist elergyman rather eagerly naked why "ditse they spite sp soon arier theytre, -taken'out or the water,", A priest visited: ty coachman who was a•eridusly ill, Ile:.said to the cbaChniee,-, 11:calit, of gal ng• tmehosell4a-s:4!*titifet say that I have," Said.the -aoacinnan in a feeble voice "but I haae a great many persons there."- .. household WordS, Let• us, by all means, have our • "household worths" and let therm be lovingeenes. If seine of them gain special sonee front special Origin, fled, being meaningleai to a stran. ger tat% for that very reason carry 11101-0 11API-tab and tender signifi- canoe to the.eare that litioW.ind•re• )11010, fib Much the better. ' Words .of love incite hive atl really na love prompte words of love. And -the more love of man and of God in the home ,the .bettert and tliere ought always to he most of the one whet% is most of the Other. to not afraid of oyerdoing love end trust. In feet, as to the latter, One might al - mot with eafetv Dotter trust aml lie deceived,' Ansi weep that trust sind'that (locate- ing, Than doubt 'Mid Heart, that if believed . Had blest (mess life with true believing. Attliert Saila& Tee bar Sseve bi the world for ruts, Iltuisea, Sores, 1.11ce1e, 81t Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, ChapPed taillhltins, Venison(' all skin trop.. fleas, nnil pOgitlVeir Otiree Nice, or no psymapered. It le' guaranteed to elves prereeteinglarActle or money refunded. Pried 213 bo:it. Pent SAW AY Hotel and Domestic Sizcs;.Grerat•Saving; in Labor and Fuel. )3'8A liake 9 IRON AIIII;114111EGARE 17201\17.. Clinton, 1eq; 13; 1883. HEELER & WILS. "IDOIVIMSrilIC 7 S gie Mae hate Look for New, Advertisement ID a Few. Weeks. --INTON MUSIC . . 5 Rev. Father Wilds' EXPERIENCE. The itov. Wilds; well-known city • missionary in Now Eorlt, and brothel. o(the tato eminent Oltidge Wi1d, of thelliassachuo 7tts S‘,11718)riteIn; levwriltomazsmf,otyllloact;Iosr2: AYE & (lo., Genm tleen • Last whiter R twa.s troubled with a most ittieetn. fortttble itehlug humor littoeting.more especially 1.!ly limbs, which Willed so intelerahly.at mei !dimwit so 1 n tenselYt that I could scarcely bear any clothing ever them, I waselse a sufferer Iran it severe.catarrh and. catarrhal .eongiv z.nly • appetiteAvas poor, nod nut system a good (lent run down, 1(noWing the value of A VIM'S SARSAra, 14114A ,, by observation of many other etnieS, and from persenal use informer years, t began taking. it fOr the Shore -named disorders. my Appetite itymroveni almost from tlio first flaw. Alto. it .short thne tho fever and iteltingwere allayed, f9ld 11114tois of t tsm theaetsappes red. Air catarrh and cough were' elso eared 53 the sumo means, and my 'general Itealtligreotly:linproved; until it Is now exeo1iette4 fool a hundred nor .eent stronger, rind I attribute these results. to tlio . use oLtlic SAUS,vPAnod.A, which 1 reeonnnend • with all coldish:rico as the host Mood niedicino ever devised, 5 took- it in small , doses Hiroo tlineS a day, and used, in alb less than two-botties, place mese filets at Xonr service, hoping them • publication may do good, •, yours respectfuily, . z.r. T•ne above histon6e is tut one of etersani cons *.stantlycomingto our notice, which prove dile per, feet iltio.pt_ability OX A VETO) SAUSA.DARr.a.A. tn. .11 ifZ5 of Ali distithick arkilii4frotalamordorliri:•"'•- %potai.foui,Eslood;-/mibtoveationeit.vitaittt„-'-' Apeeg Sarsa.parilia., cleanses,. enriolves, and strengtiithis the blood; ' etimalates the action of tho Stomach and lutviols. 4in5 thereby enables the systeni to resist and over. eotne the attaelts 01 an Sernfit4Ons Discifk% 1185,5 Of the ,/in, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Genera? , IranIdfitilaiialtiili8°rdilY:stlilpoor tr COriiledbOcat1dilCfaofbosystn. Pritt.Attlib.31Y Dr. 3, O. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mese, sold by all Druggtits; Klee SI, sOb bottles•for 5. • AYER.'S CATHARTIC PILLS -7 Dept, Purgative Medicine— awe Censtipation; Indigestion, Deadrtelic, and all Disorders. Sold tsvetywhere. Ahva.31 rellableo • . . 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