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Huron Record,
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Ilinton: Wednesday, "Feb. Oth
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DOLOR
A. Irttlititig l'irtelAnta:IVIto declare
Atertfelt a Man.
IMiteriseettz, ,Tan. ,:18.—A special
to the Morning Rena from Win.
cheeter, Va., ap One a the
best known ladies ef.the Shenandoah
Virginia, has turned out to
be a man. ° Mimi Elizabeth Rebecca
Payne, daughter of thelate josepit
Payne, seven miles from. Winehes-
ter, wbo ftas.lived for thirty-eight,
years ea a lady, suddenly avowei.
herself a few dart siuce to be a luau,
Startled Jetties P. Riley, clerk of the
county court here, by applying for a;
license to marry a Miss Hinton, a
women who has resided in the Paynts
family as a domestic. The lady who
tired the heart of Mr. Payne with-
euch passion as to compel him 'to -
throw Off the habit of a lifetime arid
declare his sex, is prepossessieg and
40 years of air*: ' The strange affair
has caused a onset decided sensation
in the Shenandoah valley, mid 'netli•
• fog else is talked ahopte_ peyee
•Yida'belie appeared in 'tit% World
female,: paid -Wee brought upas
'finch.. No one ever questioned •his
: and his owe ave(val of maecu-
lieitrtook away elie •breatlf of the
Elizabeth 'Rebecca
Peywe wee one of a family of five or
(silt daughtets, He was
Intent:MT eye As A Wo3fAl4
and Was ailtuitteil 'luta the best so,
ciety ji onipaey with other: niern
'herbed the fatmly. He was always
• regarded as se oomewhat masculine
. girt, bet He •one ever: suspeeted he
was a man. He was a most grace.
-fel paid 'cleelting equestrieunee and
always :challenged general admira-
tion, as .he.:frequeutly .rode. into
Winchester witleleisebOit and some-
• whet Jong, heir trading in the hid.,
_
letiowit'ladies 'in ,the valley. In-, the
addition to goodbirth and inbeeited
acres, be ... developed remarkable
'business.. talent for a Woman when
.reeerses in the fetidly fortune; ren•••••
<lewd it 'necessary for some one to
put a shetilden to the. wheel, His
sisters were distinguished for their,
culture' and personal ..elierms, and.
sev(iral of them married prominent
.gentlemem-: :Mr. :'llebecee : :Payne:
devoted 'himself to. ttie management .
of 11, farili and to the Supervision of a •
store which Ittihad ,. established at
Rest, where • he also ,htild• theme-
poin talent, Of pttustresse ge• el-
se deak in cattle and. horses, Mid 'be•••••
eeineb a I. expert . that 'way., All
• hie terterpvieee prospered and he haii •
•oequired coneidereble• webilth; • De :
tertnined to 'Marry, he threw off' his
dresses and , epplied .ioe a- licelise..
trent the •cotirt, •het .the astonished
clerk,' who; like everybody 'else;
knew. him as a svoluen; declined to
iseee,a license:for '
"WoiiiAN, TO iitixtRi A WOU.A.2r, • •
when Payee proved his real sex .by
. , .
producing a ceatilice• ..of DreP. W;
'Maguire, of ‘Winchester. licenete
Was Shift refueed.en• the ground' 'that
'Virginialaw compels a •man. to
ave .given :names which allow' his .
wee hefoigehe eau act.. as. a 'mate he -
fere eite law : Payne then deteernie•
ed to have bis theme cleinged tit the
'March term of. the :Circuit °Curl.
which will meet. on • the .1t proX,•
The aif4ir iS'a nine deer's. wonder -I
the Shenandoah,. and hes :.created
titet•e excitement then.any event'
whiehelibie distibibed, the MOChtl.: Gir•
a6ti Of the state for half aecintury.
No explanation has been . offered
•its.to why he maequeraillid long'
.as a wontaii, 'Payne end hie itweet
heart went to West .Virginia teed
Were married: • • •
. T3ifE GEORGIA GI ItL. '
'Wonderful Exhibition of Her
• . power.
•I. took. .fie heavy hickory walking
stiek Mid caught itneerone • end:
Mr. J. N. Brown, of Chattanooga;
caught 'beside mej MT. J. W. Hin-
ton of Sec's,' Circle, and Mr. B, M.
Cornell, of ' Goshen, Ind.. took the
other side.' Eaeli coupled faced ,tl(
other, We 'held on with both heeds,
the stick firmly pressed against each
man's chest. To inyleft. the end of
the .stiole 'projected A foot. Miss
• Hurst, stepped up to. -it, reisedbetits
• betels, aniltouched the tips of he
fingere to the etal.of the slick. •'• in
e mended it moved to one side then
•74,thee. ••etiterfe;"..thelnee
Ebonies, .around and the next instaet
• thatyoung gir.h. by Moody, touching
• the end of the stick a'nd keeping her
• ;halide there, had four merefloutuler;
big fUriously. around elits rem, and
eeveraflimes 1 wies ten inches elf
the, floor. .How is this 1, •
.Five men caught a chair and held
it to, the floor. She put her hand
on it, and as themen' he'll it et:cur-
tly/ the'eliait was conintetety ..eliatter-
ed , in trying to get away from them.
Atiothee and a :stouter chair Shared
like fate. A heavy. 'bedstead weft
Mitle go rue •actossthe room twice
shrilly by the lo.ying, on. of her
hands. ' •
• .I eat in a eltak. She touched it
•find &milted me on the floor stic feet
All these flicks. were repeated
eeveral times, and: fully conVieced
iite that she poseeseed • sOirle remar-
kable pewee that, 1 kava the Salon -
to explaineseif they can. ,
• There is ite doubt of one thin,
Nail t tee'etion ft • briefly for kite
benefit of close who may otemets to
• etully the neater; • and time is this
Whatever inanimate • °Wet • she
• t•eiellibil appeared te be chat god with
4 tette Butt initielted it to move
end that, too, mist vigeroutily—and
elways from her, mid With An five.
eietahle force, • Her teach Jta no
effect on anise:al objettst,
Heron Bally, lieutenant of the
reitlity and eity Limewiek, lies
Writtili A letter tO., 25 magietratea,
refittlieg to coyote 4 Meeting to
presS synitiktliy With 1-.3Ord ROSS-
iii40 awl deuouneing the laiteea
temluet.
A lie r
'Much moment Was occasioned in
• Ofiltiniqo feelitimable ciecles when
the Intoilage notice of Mrs. ]ata
Cripp o r. George W. Ovens, of
Washingt6n; D. C., appeared in a
morning paper a few days ago, owing
to the fact that it was known that
Mrs. Cripps was a married woman.
An invesqation developed that the
marriage notice was inserted by Mrs.
Cripps' husband, whobacanie jealous
01 the attentions paid to hi* wife by
Evan,: The "lady es indignant at, her
husband's conduct, and says she will
proceed to law at once and 000.1.1re a
divorce. She is a handsome woman,
aged thirty-two years, and has been
married only two years. This is the
first case on record where a husband
is known to have published his wife's
tuartiage to another man. •
A Diamond Wedding*
Mr, Ross, father-in•lew or the Rey.
J. Carmichael, of King, celebrated at '
;his reetrlence in Vaughan, Ont., the
,Ntli anniversary ,ofhis marriagere-
oentIy. He i 7 years old, while
Mrs. Rims is 81 Years old. Sixty of
the relatives, representing three gen.
• erations, were preieht to congratu-
late the venerable couple, Mr, Ross,
whoWile born at Niagara, was the son
• Of a soldier in the famous Cameroniah
Highlanders; saw seevice during the
war of 1812 j and was present at the
defence of Toronto when attacked ,by
the , Americans. While a boy Mr.
Ross gathered brushwood where St,
James' Cathedral now elands, and
'treed a hear on the ground oeettpied
by t•he Union Station, Toronto, eie
has Many reminisences of "Muddy
Little York.".;Beth he andhis „yen.
erable partner retain all their facul-
ties, and are in vigetous health.
„ „
• .4 yir4sit sVoRT:
now. Wife No.' 1 Helped Wer
Husband to Wife No. 2.
• Bere is a Utah story that is be-
, _
Hayed to be absolutely true. An
English Mormon: had one wife and.
two children. "One ' evening," says .
he, "we were at tt, party and .I..saw
tbere,the prettiest and mest attract-
ee girl I ever sew.. .1 yvas'deacl struck
with her before I knew it, and 1 went
around trying•to get an. introduction
itit—er.-, "1 diTifirrailoteFd;liiitTillillt
Ionic eo my wife and asked her who
•thetgirl was. She says, elhitt's Belle
Wells; qriughter •of General Wells,
the :Mayor of Salt Lake.' • 'Well,'
says I, 'L want an introduction to
her.' My wifesaye, ‘Slie's.iny oldest
and, beet, friend. I Will secure you
she introdection.' . • She did, and Miss
Wells made: such an inniressieu on
me ns no wommi hail ever dope
before.' • .
• "But I didn't stop. We clidn,t see.
each other for f..ollie.:days,' hut I:reelly.
:was; yery much distressed, and she
ivaee too, for 'several 'days Afterward.
Mee. ;Welk: hereelf; ,one ofthe five
'wives ° ,and .Belle's mother; !mane to
the. , store to 'e me. 'What's the,
Matter: with You andBeile?' saysehe..
I. told her nothieg: that I knew of.
.she's sick. and. wents to see
•yon,'''.. 'All says I, 'I will go•
annee 'her.' 1 .1 Went p. to the house
and-fourid,Belle In bed, very pale and
sick -looking. Now,. You . weld have
gothets et a thciuSand• t� one eight
here in Salt -Joke. that Belle
would eevee marry in polygamy. She.
e
VV 66 epposee Lei •t,
.
"What did. feu sae to BelIeV' .1
'asked.
"Well, I forget exactly. I stud .
'You sentfor me,' . 'Nei, 1 didn't send
far yeti,' she replied. ;Well,: you
wanted me t� 'Yee, I
didrvery much,' she replied, and in
less !thareden minutes :we... had Ore,
:ranged tegetenarried..". • ••
; allow did yotettek the miestion
e_e'.,1 'really doe't retnember, lett ' I
said if She wanted to try it, Why, I
.weiMilling. ;So lewent. 'down stairs;
and met General Wells and: said to
him,. 'reefieral, if.yoe are willing, I'm
goingto marry 13elle.l
•says he, 'you can htt;e her, or eny,
other daughter Pvegot; eras' many
of them as you Want.' 'I only want
one of them,esays T. eYou bad bet-
ter think it over about Belle,' store.
be. Mils is Only 'On infatuation
between yon; and will die out,.- .you
:don'twant. to make' any mistake at
thiestag,e.'' I Old hire eNo, it wasn't
any itifattiatiope•eit meant business'
from the start.' Ile says 'Go ahead?
Bellele•eitighty and perhaps fickle/
but shell a lovely girl at heart,. and
perhaps it -will turn mit well.' I went
book to Belle and told her. She
asked me to toll my wife. " I -said I
• would, and she seed she would.eall on
het: next (ICY. A fter.stiPper at:home
that day I:says to 'my wife abruptly,
• ‘Do,yOteraniember that like Wells
• you. introduced me to V. She .said
.she did.e eftel ' says. 1,1. am. going
'to Marry her,'•• ., •
• •
.."She said dui:C.811e had eipected
that X would marry again, and . while
elle would not attempt to, deny that
• the news was it •blaw to her, she was
glad that it was to be a woman Mud
she liked:ea well as she 'did Retie
TiTen she said she Would cell
on her. .1 told her Belle Was doming
to•niorrow. The • next afternoon
,Belle eame when I was at the store,.
and the twO women had a long and
Satisfactory talk. •
"It waten the fall we we're engaged
but, it wasn't until April that we were
married. I tarnished two houses
• adjoining each other just alike, and
we.00eupied them." •
"Did your first wife go to the wed.;
ding ,
"Certainly." • . •
"And to the reteption 1"
"Yes, elle saw the house was in
order for Belle's. venting" •
"Ate the tivo'WOulen good frionds?"
"Like sisters."•
"Which do you love beet?"
"Both alike;. When my liminess
endeavors, biletuit I gave illy fleet
wife a house re I gave Belle One;
gave them both alike. I've Rxed
thelit se they'll bave 4125,000 if I
should die."
"Hew many children have you
got ?"
"Six by each - wife."
,"Love theni all alike 1"
That's Oftfiy to do. Dni heppy
in my family. Udine around and
• dine tonighti you will bee all the
children and My first wife. 1te1t& in
the East now,"
itThR SE 'EN LONE TEARS,
A "111111: 411FiT(7441;11dlittlg.8"°11
LoN0 BRAtiett, Jae. 2%—Jamee
Bonne, a yoeng merchantmen of
this place, was married to Mies
Elizabeth Terra, of Asbury Park,
at that time the hello of that well
knQwn temperance atia enintner re
sort, seven years ago. Eor four
years the couple Jived happily to-
gether, and two children came to
:grace their home. About two years
ago Mr. Bonne was called to New
Yorl ou btlailleils1 as be at the time
informed his wife. Not returning
'after several days the New leork
police were aelred to search the city
and tnergue for the abeentee, but no
tidings came of him.
After wearing, ber widow weeds
for a While, believing ber busband
dead, Mrs. Bonne'still -beautiful,
began to receive the attention of
several young men of Asbury Park.
The favorite one was a well-to-do
young gentleman .named Russel
Hatupton, •who finalry became en-
gaged to .the -young widow, as she
she supposed bereelf to be. A few
days ago, whim everything had been
erritngett fer the coming nuptials,
the long absent and supposed dead
Bonne made his appearance. It is
•sad that the absentee. reeeived any•
thing but a corelial welcome on all
side. Mrs. Bonne was much pros
-
betted at the position she came near
finding herself in, and it is said that
•she will now seek a legal separation
from lier truant lord.
Ilow She Choked Dina Off
•
She was tve handsome young
•ivenian. This remarked by" ft
dosed d i ffereet eie-degeas sheeliteted
the Veion depot. She was going
East bit the Canada Sontherp. This
was remarked by a eonceited young
snip of* fellow Who looked' tnaeher
freethe crown of his hap to the
beels of his gaiters. • She •liad no
sooner •purchased het. ticket and
taken a seat than lie,began to'circee'
around. She Saw liitn and read his
character, ahd 'beckoning hien to ap-
preach sheetsked
'Are you going to Buffalo'
‘Ieain glad of that, will yo.0 do me
a favor?' - • •
'With all my heart, Command
me.' •• •.
Puratraidemy -trunk -wee eft -ate
the hotel. tenth:LI selre„you to run.
up and.see abonteit
. 'It was 20minutes to train. time.
He was back in•16, his face flushed,
his ears red, and his breathing spas-
modic. He' had done sotne tall run-
ning, The trunk was not there,
•-'01t; dear, would you be so kind
as td look lei() the baggtige-rootrir
• •
He went He did. Id e ended, a
score of trunks around, made doz-
en inquiries for a Saratoga with an
‘E' on the kik; mid finally reture-
ed to thawaiting-room to say—
'But. she 'watin't there !• The train
was also.g,one 1 A mon who had a
sore • throat and %felt • mad at 'the
whole werld informed him that he
had no sooner left for the. baggage -
room than elie picked up leer reticule
and bearded • the train; he face
Wearing a happy smile and het- rose.
'bud mouth gently puckered up as
she hummed 'The Chap.1 left behind
.'And it 'oohs to nie ' added the
ill -wanted ievalid,• 'es if it was tt.
put up job to choke Off youe society.'
'Hanged tf it- wasn'tTegespedethe.
Other as be- eat down to rest his
knees. ••
A ,sigatmeetietet TIlopeunetit.
•
The :Village of Wauregan 'was
cited last week by the 'elopement of
Joseph Wood; aged 17, .and Miss
Louise Flarant, aged 19. They had
...been in love with each other forninny
menthe, 'though the young lady's
.fetheropPoied Wood's ,suitatal for-
bade' him to enter his daughter's
home. The young man havipg.
regular trade, was thought to be shift-
less and incapable of supporting a
wife. • They had stolen meetings in
the outskirts of ,the village in the
evening, and occasionalry met' at vil-
lage parties. On last rritlay Woods
procured a marriage certificate from
the Town Clerk Of Breoklyn, a neigh
boring, hamlet, and on Friday. at an
hoer past midnight, he Was under the
window of his sweetheart's room. Ile
whistled' and she sprang from bel,
•.donned her Sunday suit, and crept
• softly out of ;the house. Mandire
band With ber loVer she set out over
the snow for 13reekly n. At Viet piece
• they stopped at the house ot clergyman and banged on his front, door'
ti•11, he Ualrlfi tO the WirldOW. 11apro..
misecl to dress and let them In, but
was so tart13,1, and the 'night so cold,
flint the lovers started on, matting
their wayto the home ot a frifend in
East Brooklin,• which they reached
akeboot daeligh tee d., t bele dyoye
E Id e r Gieeiis1i t:c s;abOut a.nil1e4fertif"
of Wauregan. •The elder performed
the marriage ceremo• ny, and young•
Wood and his bride started for bottle.
The father end brother of Louise, who
had discoyered her flight, eccompitti-
led by Detective Sheriff Bowen, drove
hurriedly on the Week • of the lovers.
They Overtook thorn in the outskirts
of the latter village, the Sheriff ar-
rested them, and the eouple were
taken into Lawym: ,SumWity's° office,
thathe might decidewhethet the
tnarriage was leget. Ire declared it
to be illegal, on the ground that the
maeriege certified° had been pro, -
mired in tine totim, and the Ceremony
pe'rforined in . another, 10 Violation of
the marriage statute of the State.
Th6 father of Louise returned home
with his daughter, and Wood set Out
to find Sheriff Thompsort in Ceram'
Village, averring that lie would have
Mr. Flarant arrested on the charge of
abducting his (Wood's) wife,
• On Sueday the tether yielded to
his daughter's soothing arguments
and Agreed to let her live with her
busbend, and on Monday the.young
people Were married again by the
Ref.Mf. Cossey, of Watiregon.
.nuekteit's Arnica Sttirte.
Tilt tall Savo in the world tor cuts,
Peulees, Sow, IlIcere, Salt Rheum,
Pew SOrca, Tetter, Chapped Monis,
Chilblains, Com, the all Skin trup-
lions, and positively Cures Plle,or no
pay remitted. It Is guartinteed to elve
perfect eatisfection, or money refunded,
Net cents per box, • rot: sta
"Watts & Co. • 2584y
An Insane lien:aut.,
At the Pollee Court at week in
Toronto a rather Interesting belting
young wonianinamed May Gilchrist
woe arraigned on a Charge of Unmet-
ty, and in answer to the meal clues-
tione, replied it? a quiet veice°, "1
have Wended. egainat Heaven, and
, earth, and in thy sight," upon. which
1 the 3fagistrate remanded her for
medical examination, It appears
that she came from It ineardine about
three weeke ago and engaged with A
family at N. 15 •Grenville street.
FOr couple of weeks nothing peen -
liar was noticed in her actions, but
several nlehts ago she was eetzed
with an epileptic:fit, since which she
Ints not been considered mentally
right. Monday night She became eo
outrageous thet one of the family ran
, for a policeman, and when he return";
ed be caught the woman in the act of
pushing a little baby into the kitchen
oven. She was at once overpowered
and will be detained until her Mende
are communicated with,
Who Dead
•
An extraordinary case of revival
of vitality in a supposed dead per-
son at Leeds. The person who has
been the subject of this experience
is a girl of 16, named Pahme. White-
head. The girl had been suffering
• from consumption for some time,
She Was attended by Dr. Higgins,
of Backett,street, who held little. or
no hope of her recovery, and she
gradeally sank until about 4 o'clock
on Tuesday afternoon settee she ap.
peered. • to beeathe her last. No
signs.of life could he detected, and
• a Personewbee called in to wash ani
lay out the body,..wlech ••weis done,:
Latmeethenndertaker was sent for,
and the meeseremeete_taken for the
• eofiiii, and ether arrangeinents made
for the internient. Late the same
night, while the mother and 'nurse
were, in the .'kitchen, they were.
thrown into viohint consternation
by hearing a voice cry feebly,
• "Mother"'arid' pummelling courage
ta eseeptl the•stairee they foetid the
supposed dead girl' standing in • the
door Of her bedroom dressed as she.
hadheen Md. On seeing them
she said "Oh, mother, feech medoWit • I fcold." eo Without
telling her whathed happened, the
women .peteuaded her to reeurp to
bed, and at once •suntiromed • Dr,
Higgins, Who applied restoratives
7.011I-erfitiffftrirgliff.-"Bliriob-ifTfer•
covered sconscatesneste. and bas ,not
had any relapse; but she was yes-
terday in en exceedingly .weak cpn-
(Mimi, which renders her recovery
highly imprehable.• Silo, of course,
remeins•M ignorance of, the dreadful
Wei:clout.; • •
'
Pasitlon$ PirtaYr & Praise.
A special sermon upon "Posture of
le ,Body in Prayer and PraiSe," was
preached in the Carlton street Pres;
hytarian church, Toronto, by elev. A.
Wilson, :the pester. 'She rev: gen.'
tleman said the Bible:there
are three attitudes•for prayer spoken
of.: The fleet of thee°. is :'prostratioh,
which.only was Used on extraordinary •
o:eeaskinej the Second, that of kneel-
ing, which he ilieught was MOst ap-
propriate for use de family woreltiti,'
Mid the third being the etanditeg
positiOn. The standing poeition) he
•said, was the einature in use for pub-
lic praiseinid.ePtiteer, and the ane
sanctioned . by Christ and the Alio's-
•ties: Primitive. Christierts,-the speak--
er seid, .theugh•t it out of place to
kneel on the -EOrrl'e day in politic,
and AO other :posture than
standing' was irreverent :and heath-
enish. Whe eqncludieg, the. Rey..
gentleman • said that ' although he
thought standing was tile privet p.os7,
ture to assume when :engaged in
either praise �r piayer,. still it Mat,
tered •ndt whet position might be
assumed If • the 'heart wae not lifted
up litehe same titne,,as it Would only
bean emptrform. •. '
sib ••
,
An "Amen" Did It :•.
. "l'hieSalvation or gospel Army is et
present proving a fruitful there for
talk. Ope or two rows have oceurred
at the herraeke, Brantford,. but an
evening or so ago the •climax. .was
reached. Aniones the audience- oe
the night in question ' was:a hotel -
keeper flamed Gepeain•
offered up a very pewerful prayer,
ending with aetilI more poweeful
"amen." Relines; who ewes ender
full sail, tetilt :umbrage ae the cen-
cludipg word. 116 tose.upin his seat
and teld the Captain that the audi•
mice had dhe sole patented right: te
the "atnen." Ile wouldn't steed eucli
an• insult.. •Theeharingue was,' gave:
nished by elto:ice epithets. An in.
describableecene ensued. The rough
element beckedtip their man, and
the army gatheredearound their Come
mender. el'he beiligereeteivere n-
nlly
expelled from th; hall net, hitie-
ever; before` there Wile "it general dee:
•truction • of property.' The matter,
evill•be yeetilated in the coerts. In
the meantime the captain remains
conqueror of the "amen" battlefield.
Convullsing aCongregration*
Tne Rev. Dr. Charles S. Robin,
son contributes to the Febrile*
Century a humorous pretest againet
"Artistic Help in Divine :Service"
as too frequently rendered by clim•cli
choirs. In part, he Says.; "What iS
the real purpese of tees American
board, or any one of our elturches,
in the act of singing, in' Divine set-,
viees 1 Is it to retiter. a 'limiest'
thought' adequately; or to give
poetic sentiment fittingexpri ssion 1
* * Once when 3 was pt each-
ing in feelitirch beside the Hudson
in May, the busiest month of the
fishing season, 1 gave out the hymn,
1.1ceee lover of ety„soul." The lead-
er to a tune, Which, for the
sake of some man's 'musical thought,'
repeated Iliad the final lime When
1 heard the fit•st vorso t Alirmot 04th
coneternetion in frightful peoepeet
of the second; for the movement ran
111014 'Oh, reeeive—Oh receive—Oh,
receive my eaul at last,' That did
no it Wei4 siirrply uutinceseary.
Ilut the next was awful, When I
repeat it,'it Will be Supposed a joke,
although 1 aft writing in sad earnest
• feet which lmost destroyed
eerviee ; 'Cover my &fem.
lesa Tiead—with the sliad--with tIm
shad—with the •ehad-ow of • thy
wine The • whole eongeerettion
Mime' with irrepreeeilde leughter.
Must wean be forced to stand this r
.,..V;TAa7171.F3, &CO-.
—CLINTON', ONT., DEALERS IN—
WieCii,C91,10-06;
Physicians' Prescriptions Carefully and Aoourately Compounded,
and, Orders Answered with Care and Despatoh.
The Public will finct our &ode, of Ma1icine4 Complete, Warranted
and of the .1Iest Quality.
Toilet Seeps, Perfumery, Shoulder Emcee,. ,Trusses, Sponges, and all
hinds of Druggeite' Sundries usually Iteptin a PartOlaas Drug Store.
AND UNI fiN HUTEL
l'iewly and Elegantly. Furnished throughout. Electric
Bells, Heated with Hot Air, Large and wellAighted
Sample Rooms, I3at1 Room, Large and Elegant Parlors,
Everything for the Comfort of the Travelling Public,
First-class Stabling and Yard Room; also first-class
Stock Yard in connection.
(5YR BAR is supplied with the Choicest Selection of
Liguori, Cigars, and all kinds of Refreshments.
AVIIouse situated directly opposite Post Office,
GEORGE McOULLAGH
• Proprietor, Clinton, Ont.
247 Lt
t11/ JOB PRINTING—Neat, Cheap, Stylish and
Attractive, at THE NEWS -RECORD Printing House.
*Loving and Liking.
-7_
In one of our city schools the
other day the class in English
Circulator -mere discussing the differ-
ence betiveen the two words "like"
-and eflove.'/
•"NeW," said the teacher, "we can
like a tomato; but is it pro Xr to
• say weeati love a tomato I". '
• "No, it is not," said a fresh young
[Ilia% "One' cannot love a tomieto,"
. "Why not/" inquired the teacher.
• "Because,' ydu know, You cannot
—you can't ---,well, you can't hug a
tomato." •
EaMait 'Catholics and• Free-
.inasons.
. •
• ' The fallowing • letter wee .rectlein.
the•Roman•Ue.tholic elt arches of Tor-'
onto. on .Sumitty
Pleaseannounce to your people this
eeening that 1 received a letter from
•-itettlieeteitinvtimewatee-id-teuee--thees
the Feeeseasoe Society was reeved-
ing large numbers of . Catholics in
.the Province. of Ontario; as it was
reported in the Freemason journals,
I answered His Eminence the. Car-
• dinal that a verylew .C.Stholies join-
ed that forbidden arediety, and those
only wholtadneglected,•their Pascal
Communions,and were other wiSe
• irreligious, who :looked only to
evorldy -gain tied not to the etereal
• salvatiotrof their settle. 1 took oc-
casion to send a message threugh..ties
'people to the Preernasons. to the (4-•
feet that Catholics *Were fei•leidden
to joie their enciety, and • those,who
did join excotentunteeted.theirisiili:(be
from the Church and Were no longer
members of it ; ondeesecoodly, that
their -Oatitaid met,'bied .thein fie bon',
seieneee thatethey einued in taking.
• it, and aleci sinned nt. keeping :it ;
that Catholiceebootier or iatvr, would
desere their order,especially when.'
abont to appear 'before the judg-
meet seat qf God; as he well knewn.
• hy their own annals e•and • thet; .1
take orpoquiii,ty •froin • time to
time to 'ex imse the :edasone why the
Meech 'forbids •her children to join.
any -secret so1ety. )(mire in.Chriet,
jOilN. jOSEPII LYNCH, A. re b is 11 01), '
• of Termite,"
• 77113 -;0 -11 -f -C-112
• FISH- AND G tunes/ Bneen.—Prof.
P.H. Storer is an iconoclest. He
has been and golie and destroyed
two pet ideas which ,bav.e hitherto
. '
given touch comfort to a great many
excellent people, ' He calls:•them
popular del 118i0lIfi, and gees for them'
savagely, battering thine out of re-
cognition by matins. of • Ins acientific
.inVestinatiort •c1111). .'says that
nothing can be more absurd ellen to
suppose diet a heli diet is especially
adapted for fd(I lila the brain. He
says that •fish is not especially rielt
itt phoephoi us, and that, if it Were,
neither fish nor phosphorus has• a
te.ndeney to go to 'the brain. ° The
professor dew( net appear to be • in -
in .the sale 'Of some other
food to take the plaee .of tieh as, a
htaiti • renovator and restorer; nee
• Mier does lie,...eeetn to have: been
moved by compassion, for Canadiaic
Grit editors'who have been gorging .
themselves so long with fish—under
•the delusion that itillid a tendency
to promote brititis•-z-that they have
elbsol etelye "I eeCifee
deetly • Dwane precisely whethe
sari; be has stUdied -the subject and
fish meet • 'go. Then he commits
algault and battery upon atiother
article of food7tGraluttn breiad7,--•
Whieh so long held its pleee` at; i
ot-
t tig eubstance. Ilo says that the
eurrencnotiou that white :breed is
lose nutritious- then brawn bread is
tin odd fancy,,entirely without foun-
dation. As a matter of fact white
bread is preferphie 013 en article of
food because of its- comparatively
easy digestion. Grahatil 'bread, the
professor explains, is preferable for
people afflicted in varione wept, but
not for healthy people—it is pre-
cieelylecatise of the difficulty of di.
geeting hratethat unbolted flour pos.
messes the qualities Which render it
unsuitable, for snme potenne; but
'white bread is far, less, likely to
cause diatress tc,'most-people time
brown broad. So fare them, as
• healthy' people are coneereed, (Ira,
hem bread must gm Thus far heti
:Mr. Storer eelightoned the world to
date. But ther i still work for
hiln to do.,When lei will have dia.'
covered anproeecl that it is not,
eonducive to their health to Send'
ohildren to bed early.
• A repo' ter of .the Toronto Arms
attended a poultry exhibition in
Tomato last w&dt. in reference to
the crowing.and cacklingof the fowls,
ho publishes the following libellous
work--
"Nowlioret mint pereeps et a ehurch
heeler, had the rceortar ever'Iteard such a
elettering end ehattorink,"
.It is rumored that the Ntromon's
Iligids , Association intend- to take
the matter up and that, exAVardon
,Tohnston, o Goderiell, has been ton.
milted with a view to enuring Inc
legal services,
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tluo- 'u�ii
CLINTON
Carriage: Works
111 OANTELON
MANCF.A.alealtea
PROPR1ETO
SUGGIEWOUTTERS4WAGONSISLEIGHSAK
WA:113ER AND SHINGLES taken in matinee. Givo me a call aria A
will give you prices that canuot he beaten in the County. ger, Repairing a.ad
Horeeshomug done with (Waimea.
11. CANTE,LO:N.
FURNITURE
S 03
Vegetable Sicilian
RAM RENEWM
was the first preparation perfectly adapted to cure
diseusvs 0 the sealt4 taut Ibo goit eticecoottaro"
store)? ot ceded or gray ItAir to its Nitariiivolora
growth, iand yoatblul beauty. 6214 luetvriault
*Meters, but none ltave se:144feet an the re.
Oeirements needful for the proper treatmeat of
the lodrandscolp. 11414.4.tfinto RENgtr.ru hie ,
steadily pewit Jo form*, met spread. Mr **I Put
usefulness t every quarter el the gloho. 4tu onr,
paralleled success can be attributed, to but QUe
114 entirsfuOinteuf of ffs promises.
WhoproprietOrs have often been surprised atthe
receipt of orders front remotp countries, whom,
they bad uever made all effort ftifitflOtrlPft-f
%he use for a short time of itittaefi
RuNPNTER wonderfully impress,' personal
appearance: It etenosea the settiP froin 141
Purities, cure* all humors, lever, and drynesi,
and Ulna prevents baldness. la stimulates the
lillakened glands, and enables"thein to Van% 414
ward huew and vigorous growth. The effeetseet
this article are not imansiont, lihe *hose of aloe,.
belle preparations, hut remain a lobs tIrne, which.
=alma its WO& waiter at egoi/nlnY.
BUCKINGIIAM'S Wira,
• 7,04 vv.
WHISKERS
Will change the bearct to a natural 'browse et
black, as desired. It produces a permanent colo'
that will not wash away. Consisting of a single
preparation, ft Is applied without trouble.
pay.t.ARED
R. P. HALL CO littSbutt N.11
Sold by ail.Dealers in Medicines.
FOB ALL TH.F\FOIM.E4
OT
Berettilons, Mercurial, and
Blood Disorder*,
the best remedy, because the most
• spexina and thorough blood.
.Ayer's Sarsaparilla,.
*Ad by all Druggists; 01, Biz bottles, *a,
tirne for liouse-Qteaning is near.
Hall . pat/clic Dining -Room, or Bed..,
• Room Papers, -
w111, find the
Lp,test. PAtte:rns,
- -
rtn
FRIEZES CORNICESIND PANELS, FILLERS,.gt
The Bazaar Fashion Books for 1883 are out and eache had for nothing.'
Call and see the papers and got a• Book • , .
'PAPER
All wanting •
, There is general decay and misery
in Palestine. A private •letter
says ;—"To go to the:Pciol of Beth-
esda and see it • dry and half filled
with the offal of this filthy city, end.
to be • driven away by an in
tolerable Stench, is not satisfactory ;
to go ..to the•Pool of Siloant and find
its•walt.s•ancl 'columns fallen. in, and
tO•know that even:the seedy supply
dt..1111771_,LER'S. •
itlie He Sells Cheaper:than any ene on top of the Earth. •
u. •
otwater conies from the. •Virafe!s •
pool, where sql.1 have just. s'eere men,
• womee and childreii bathing pre,
iniecuously, is not ' pleasant. To
radiele through the ...King's Gardens,
and tiod, them ne.glected and full of
decayed wetter ; or to go to. Jacob'• s
'Well (Led find its walls in • rides ;
to 'climb Mount Zion' or 'Moriah arid
find thent. plowed fields ; to go to
•.Cletheeniane and, find it cut lido
'squares by' picket. ftinees and divided
into stations by hideous pictures for
ignorant •pilgrims to pray' before;
to ge..to, the tenths of the kings and.
• lincl them ((tending places foe cattle.;
and to the tombs .ot the prophets
andto find: them full ••of the wash -
legs' of the Idllside—all.these things
living -es !much peineas pleasure, and
disappoint inc as much as they pro,
niieed to interest
Pious " Points:.
•
..ek•STItA'sii5 bitiNlt.---There is a
.fitory hoW a man lost •a Wager in
Pueblo, Oelerado. • Stepping into 0.
large 'liquor -shop he •littereu. to bet
• ten to one that he • could,' blind-
faideil tell the name,.of any -liquor or
mixture of !ignore by the taste and
smell. All went well with hint, at
first. He nained all the Celebrated
brands correetly. Then they band-
ed him a glass of wider. Ho tasted, '
he smelt, and tasted and smelt agate
end at last, completely nonplussed
Ito gave it pp. "Well, boys., he paid
"yen have got Inc. it:seems to me
as ifeyears ago, I struck something
of the kind in the States, but it is
Ao loege ago that I have entirely
forgotten it. ,
Fevonere PREACHE fis.—peaking
of the curieue and uneetitnly coecruct
•whioli at one time was eoinefron' in
.churehee of • applauding favorite
preachers Dr. Johneott , inetances
•theoese of Burnet • 'and Sprat, two
eminent rival divines. When Bur-
ereeprertehetli'. lareseiti;e'part- rothise
congregation hanimed so loudly and
'so long that •lie sat down to enjoy it,
and robbed 'his face with his. hand-
keteltief. ,Whert Sprat,. preached,
he likewise seas lienorell with a like
•aeimating hum f• 'MI) • he stretched
out' his 'hand tO.:the congregation,
and cried; 'Peace, . peace! 1 pray
you peace I" • !Once, when': Burnet
preached pub his houteglass, .which
he always kept by him in the pulpit;
took it op and 1161(1 it aleft in,
hie hand, and then tented •it up for
another hour, upon which the Midi -
once seCup almost n cry Of jOy 2'
IVIIMS UNIAtt$TAXImnr.—
Niltress. (acting on 'information
received'): I •wish • 'to impress
ti poll you, Bridget, most emplieti-
cally that I allow no followers.'
Bridget 'An' it's quite right ye
are, ma'am: They're ft decateful
lot, • If I catch anny followers
snakin' round Ye, tnit'ain, 'specially
millingtary followers, I'll folly thatri
wid the kitchen poker. ,
•Threw Turx,—After : old Sonny
removed to 4. the poor -
home, the Rev. Mr. Ifotne, then
stationed at Penicuilr, oho day
visited her, mid asked how she was
keeping. '011, very wee], sir ; ex-
traordinary weel.. I think Provi-
donee is here, for When 1 took
epinfti' opt e" my parvitch bieker this
month,' the hole filled np tigain.'
• 'Did 'you ever try roller-skating I"
inquired tt young lady of n sickly
-
looking elite.
"Yeth, only on'th," lie lisped.
. "\Vliy dill you give it up ?".
"Beeatithe 1 tried te thtop
my-
thelfon my heelth."
tirooli 1 that never prevented me
fr°1kr"t,
• 1:niirn, Inr"
4know, hut d on'clier know
that you wear n—I mean that.yon
that den'ater bowl" awl,
finaing that Bo was ovor. his head,
the slim floated out.
• IIELE.BZWAIT'S
WORMt*CIAVDEPA•
Are pleasant to take. Contain -their OVID
rureetibe. Is iv safe, sure, mad *Masa
...qt....7of wor&ts ia Caldron or Ada14
CARTE RS
ITTLIS
R
-RILLS; -
Sick ircnclarlie and 'relieve all the :rev:hills hug.
deut to tt b0inis Kate of the system, such vs Die.
Sluese, Nauses, Drowiiinoss, Distress sire sr 'vie',
Pant the Side, &c. While their west remark.
able BUCCOSS leS beertehown in curing
Dendeehe;yesrter'et.ittieLiverrillsereentudtp „
:•cciumble In Constipation, curing and previntlett
thiatinnoying complaint," while they also eels Les
. all diem -Ars of the stomach.' slim e1 he 1:,
stud. regain' Diebowefs. ^EA on if itee only clued.,
. • •
A elle thcy' 'Would 1,tttuest prlreirss to those Wit'
sit Mr front this distressing cOreplaitift btu. Vet ta
.nly tbvir goodness does not cid bare, atid 1.1solog ,
who ores to% thtto v.•lIl and these titttt teas s see
see in sis mar:, m ys that they v11 -floc be svilha;
5' du witlitiiit Bat. ai I oft: head.
• .
tsi,,elien, of his r ii,?1 oe tb•itheicie Iieri vra •
1684%! .01tr greht beast. 01.Pitte tints :ft 'wham• •
u‘tilPatr's
rri‘jionriitle Liver ,Tille are very, malt mid
vrry eny V) tilt% 011C two pills nuke a ease.;
'11ry ate IA riqtly, vegetable and de not gripe or:
regt?;cebnu.tb
. irt
o s!rstlrg
e sric15114'5ecacte"n:0fivIt:Ife:rleita:11117011;
Lj ruggiste everywiterefor sent h4,
'
DOW ainl Domestic Sizes; great Saying iffliabor and Fuel.
Mathes 'Washers and Wringers, bed lakes.
SK TES
JUST OPENING A
-• SUPERIOR LOT.
o o
InoN Au HARDWARE MERCHANT
C1-.1-
tliuton, pee. 10, 18i.
AND -
•4 4 ID CDIVZMSrIlIC
Sewing Machines,
took for NeW AdvertiSentent
• igt gt Pew Weeks.
•
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CTANT.01k.I.-
USIQ.
.EMPORIUM
0*0
General Agent,
trtf,GHS!`C:0 ho S.
.*3/4:11:9Nr-q.P1,1,EAs ,
• Rev. Father Wilds'
,
EXPERIENCE.
Tlits Bev. 24.2% Wilds; ivell,:known ,eity.
mllsioxttry in:Nett York, and brother of the;
Lao etainent edge Wildii,of the Mussachu.'
setts Supreme Court, writes as follows:
t`H R.. 6Atti St., Icent York; Map 18, 1882. •
• MI.:a$MS: .1. C. AVItit & Co.„ Gentlemen : - •
• :Last whiter [Awls troubled with a most unocini:,
fort:title I toli Inglnunne affecting mere 'especially
eiy mobs, winch, itched so intolerably at night,'
foul intenPoly, that:1 could scarcely bear •
any elothiug over them. '1 was ;a11401. a sufferer.
from a srvere catarrh, and cattirrhat emcee;
appetite was poor; and fly system asersi steal rtut
down. linewhig the Value .0f AVEnfs. SA ItSAPA-•
I,LA;1?y Observationof many other Cases, snit
from' personal use informer e3bre,1 began Inking% '
' ft for the above-named disonlbrs. • itly appetite,
improved nitwit front OA doge. • after 0e
sleet ibiris thofever and itching:were allayed, and; •
all signs or wows:Shot the skin dicappea red. My
antarrit ittitl eough were cured by the mune,
• Intratiff, and my general health greatly improved,
until It la 11011, eNe011011t. .1 feel a hundred per •
eintt stronger, and I nttribute,these results to the,
_use of the eenseeereeres weleh roe:email:see
Wi trial iii11.1d61100, the'best 'Woe& Inaleina
ever devised. I took it in small doses threa •
Minna a day, Finalist:4,1n all, less QUO two bottles. '
1. Mace these facts at Your Service, hoping •their• •
publication may ,lo good.
raapefith.111y, Z. WILDS." •
The above, instance is tut one of ate Many con...
C011)illft tO Otir notlee whIclipsivono pee, •
„toe eejiefeetetty:oeeetyneet •
. the cure of al Gliaeriseierising
.poveriShed biood, mid ii weakened vitallty..
Ayet.s. .Sarsapardla
cletteses, onrinifos, and strengthen') the blood,
stimulates the notion of the stomach and bowel*,,
and therebyeliables the system; to reSIst /Miran*.
80400 the Attacked nil Semi:doss 7.14a.tes,rup
tines rit the Skin, Phoimattm, ratorrh, genera
mni all disorders resulting front '1000 01'
eorreated Wetland 5 IOW statu of the Systoni.
• rittirAitED fl'
Dr. J. O. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Masa.
Sold by all Druggists; 'oleo $1, six bottles for 0,
• AYR'S
CATHARTIC •
PILCS*
Elbst Purgatilie Mei:Witte
care Constipation. ThdigestiOn. HeadaCite, mat
• nii Mitous Disorder% ,
, .golcia?erywitere. A:11mile Venable,
WILL CURE OR REURVE
D/UOUSWESCIft D1221Nnee
DY0EPCI4 OPOPCY,
livoioarto, FLUIATEDIND .
HO EE. IRE oar;
ECYCIPELAC, ACIDItY (0
ALr aria 470MAN,
11EARtDOR4 DRYNEU
HEADACHE, , , OP rim Snip
And wolf -epodes ot.dromase attiktot_14010
LIVER, KiDNEV8, 81-W4AOK
i3OWELO OR 'OL000,
otitILBURN & 0 Ne0e44.....
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