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The New Era, 1884-10-10, Page 3100 "- • i= -4t 4 Ootobar 10 1884 A lioyal Three sports got into a railroowl of coa,r;. A railroad oar, with a pack of cards; Theycalled "hcar " "loYar," • and "there" was " thar," And they always spoke to each other 04 For sporta there are. booth good. and poor, Professional and amateur, Where railroad trains are running, They wanted a fourth at a poker hand. Three were they, and they were one short, And they asked a stranger if he'd be' the and To try a,little game for sport, For strangers- there are where men abound, And you'll always find a stranger,round Where railroads trains are Funning. Vim streamer didn't know the game, '• Bat he was Filliag to live and learn; To him the cards were all the same— " They was to all at first he'd beam I" And the sports laughed land tt,oct dealt the pack, And gave him four queens and a thick legged- -Jack. As they will when trainare funning. And then they bet on the poker hand, And fattened the pot to a 0000dly pile, And they asked the strangerif hs wuuld aand, Andthe atranger stood, with a stuiple And one sport raised the other two, And the stranger him, aa strangere do Where railroad trains are running. And then in a solemn, breathless huah, The three sports showed what they had got; Btit axes won't beat a royal flush, And the stranger gobbled that obese pot. For atre.ngers and sport are natural foes, And the forRr carry cards in their clo'es, Whets ailroad tcaina are running. ;--09tristian at Work. • fun noirunss it; uGto awn. Her Eventful Life Apparently Drawing illapidirto The Queen has invited the Empress Eugenie to pay another Viet to Scotland this autumn, and, it is probable; that she will occupy Aber- geldie Castle for a shor ttime in Octo- ber, after the Prince and Pnuoess of Walee have left for the south, soy wa London paper., Acoordineto the European gossip's. the 'life of the ex -Empress Eugenie is drawing very near to a close. Were it otherwise there would be etill greater growl& for euipriee. If the ex•Enapress' lite nets not been a long one, at least it hae been crowded with events exoiting and sorrowful after a manner unpsoalleled in modern history. Saab writers as Irving and Merimee have presented to us the little' child in frooks, andas well 'the graoefu) girl in her teens, uuconseious of the fate which the future held in store for her --- grand and gloomy. Splendid as was her nareer during the second empire -so fair and so familiar in all ite features that the sewing girls of -Paris put aside their braziers of charcoal and resolved . to live and become empreeses-it was by no means one of unalloyed -enjoyment. Her life was spent under the aim of -the. assas- sin, or she was made the target of foes etill more merodess-of paragraphers sand of polemics; who did not shrink from libelling with impartial maliguity the sovereign; the wife and the mother. Even about the days when the second empire was • crumbling into: the abyss, history has twined agar - land of diehonoring invention, and we have the Empreas dedlaring "This is my little: war'!" or disimseing the faithful .4 the Tuileries with the flippant adieu: "My friends, we have played out the farce l' when, all the time, she was engaged with the crowding- affairs of a disorganized state, or trembling for her husband and sons or flying for her life from a fate. Worse than that. of the Prineess Lamballe. . The life of the ex -Empress Eugenie since the diaster of Sedan has been mournful in the extreme. The crumbling of the fabric of the second empire was followed by the death of her husband, and to thia•suo- needed closely the death of her mother and the taking off of her only child, the gallant and ill-fated Prince Louis. Since he fell, thrust through with Zulu spears, and the hopes of a Bonepartist restoration were smitten• by the . shook, she • has remained • a Mother of sorrow, Mourning for her dead with a sincerity that malignity could not impeach, and that has acieuired for her -the respect and pity of the world. Rarely, if ever, in the world's history, has so fair a noonday been followed by so blesek a night. That the end of her days is -near at hand no one who bas noted the candio tion of the ex-Emprees' health eau 'doubt. She will go down to the grave a woman misunderstood and misrepresented, to her generation a flirt, a fanatic and a dictator of noolieh fashione, and to the few Who have read the lines of her strong dbartiOter. a woman of real talent, of fervid affections,' and a 'virtues beyond the reaoh •alike of denial and of detraction. An Electric French Girl. 'M. Arago, Dr. Cholet and M. Vida Meunier are responsible for the followitig extraordinary account of an electric girl. The girl, a peasant of 13, called 4 ;gangue cl Win, was, M. Meunier tells us .in his weekly mientifie article, working in a Me - tory, when a small table next to her was violently upset without ostensible cause. Subsequently, in the presence of M. Meunier, 'she sat on a chair held by several people, when the chair was hurled front" their. hands, This was tried more .than once, with like results, the chair being in one ease broken when its holders were .strtong enough not to let it go. When tion from the ground wasprodueed by glass- none of these effects occurred. The only discomfort which the girl ever feels is a pain in the hollow of the elbow. Before a commission ot engineers none of theae experiments succeeded, but ibis alleged in explanation that the electric; properties of her system have thro•ugh repeated dis- charges lost their foree-e,nd finally bet:tome exhausted. -Pail Mall Gazette. • • • • The Dress of modern Iciclion. The cardinal objection against the lighter literature of the present day 4 its lack of sincerity. Form- is -regarded -as -Of - more iMpOrtanoe than substance; "a pretty external drapery is ueed to ornament a worthless Manikin, and when the reader expects flesh and blood he is confronted with wood. The art 'which 'should winces' art is only are made coarse by artificiality ; in inartistic, niggling at petty details; a commonplace attempt to oatalogue a series of readily observed surface phenomena, and to neglect the vital soul beneath. False art has triumphed over nature ; the morgue has usurped the place of the arena, and literature hite sunk to the low level a busying itself with trifles ; with drawing its piotures from the dresemakers' and mil, liners' dead modeleselaborating the litig- nifies,nt, apotheosizing the ridieulous, and: theta bleinainglor its stiff -jointed, artifloiel- - voiced manikins tbe reward that ifi do living men and women whom it so' offen- eively earioatures.-Bonder Gazette. . • - M. Gabriel Channels, in an article in the Revue Litteraire et Politque, advooettea pri. vateering to orush England's naval pewee, He holds up Capt. Sommers, of the Alas barna, as a model for the future naval heroes of Fiance, and says a sore of Ala - banns would sulioe to annihilate England% oolonial and commercial power. - TEE FARM. Information for the Farmer and All Inter- ested In Farming, TIM PROPER TItua TO PLoortot. Value of Sheep Stock—Cheese.Making— Miscellaneous Notes. Start the Plough. WIltit as soon op, the grain is 'staked,' or moved off the fteia, the plough should be abated and kept oonstantity the Motion until all land intoned Mr fall gran 'next Sspring is turned over, Some of ohr best farmers think that land for corn and ,potatoee had beat be ploughed in the fall. This is not, however, our experience; but it maybe BO. On the east eide of the Mesissippi, above the Falls of St. Anthony, probably on many farms, where the soil is light, west of the river, fall ploughing may anewer a good purpose for corn and potatoes, and it is not for us to say that fall ploughing for oorn and potatoes would not answer a good pur: pole all over the Northwest. We tried it and failed, but that is not a reason that others 'should. But we all know that land to be ecoupied with wheat, oats, rye, barley and buckwheat next spring should be ploughed this fall, and we expect by the time that it is done it will be pretty late to plough the corn land, even it it was advisable to do so. A great cresul ers-alwayer-staheMplialied—i117-1511firgbiiir land early in the fall in consequence of the' weeds that have gone to eeed being turnedsmider, whioncauses • the -foul -seed. to sprout and grow, and are evidently killed by the fall frosts, leaving the ground in a measure free from weeds. Of course all of the foul seed turned under will not sprout, but moat of it will. We have Septomber,potober, endgenerally well into, annosometiones all a November to do up our fan Plaughing, Which should be sufficient tinie to:do the *kirk well. There is no one part of farming that is so important as _good ploughing.Tbat is tim beak the •fouudations-to USG a common farm term - of all good crops. If the land 4 mit and covered, tioh as cur western soil is, we shall fail to eeoure a: bountiful harvest,' even if wahave a favorable year for big crops. We believe as a general rule the farmers of the Northwest are fully alive to this fact, and always plough their land in a good substantial manner, and because this is BO is one of the reasons they are blessed with auoh bountiful harveets. VTe consider it, at all events, exoeltent. advice to keep the plough in motion this fall until tbe lea furrow is turned for all land intended to be occupied with English grain next spring. -Minneapolis Tribune. Farmers Should:Read Newspapers. • - Farmers who do not read newspapers or current articles on•agrioultural topics, who do not discuss farnaing interests with their neighbors, but rely chiefly on what they have learned of old prosthesis and methods, " picked up " from time to tithe, " because they couldn't help it," are not expected to be progressive, or to take pleasure • in or derive pleasure from their profession. It is not enough to observe nature and know bow to do • things, but how to compass necessary operations to the.best advantage. Many a man loses annually by failing to 'possess and nee good implements to pre- pare the ground properly' for cropping, to plantosow, drill and cultivate at the beet time and in the best manner; in short, by not employing every proper meana to improve on old habits and practices. For example, it has been customary to sow fod- der corn broadcatt, or to drill it thickly, and it has remainedlor notidena experiment to verify the fact that fodder so grown is watery and has but little nutrition in it; and that the best way to grow it is to drill in double rows, running the' corn through two tubes moven inches apart, with a width of thirty -nye inches between thee° double rows to allow room', for cultivation. Corn thus treated' grows stouter, matures more perfectly, and is thne-worth more per acre, for all utilitarian purposes. So' it is with other , popular practices. Many of them 'are unplailosophioal and will not endure the test of eiperienoe.-Cincinnati Conimercial Gazette. vain* of fl SIDDII Flock of Sheep. There is no other farm stock that me,y be made so profitable as a small' flock of oboes,. The complaine of dogs and their destructive ravages in the flocks is no doubt true, but if more sheep were -kept there would be fewer doge. lois something like the weeds on a farms If there were no crops there would be nothing but weeds, but we raise crops and the weeds are kept in subjection. just so the dogs would be kept in subjection if every farm had its flock. It is worth while considering if it would not be better to displace some of the pigs for twice as many sheep, for two sheep can be kept *here one pig is. There would be a tender ' lamb for the ' :farther's table, a luxury now unknown; a good, sweet, wholesome mutton ; lanibe, to, to sell at a good price, and a..score of fleeces bringing in twice as many dollars. A neigh- bor has a flock of sheep on his farm; but it belongs to his daughter, who °WV/El for them and looks a ter the lamb's, and hits quite a fund accumulated from the profites ; but what is better still, as the farmer says, '" the girl is farmer all over," end if she has. no better fortune, will be able to non a farm and manage a flock of sheep as well as any other farmer.r-New York Tribune:. Mailing Roads. • ' • ' With the press of farm work over, as it will be soon, we may. expect road -making to engage attention no. a great many die. triota. There ie jut ono word of (nation applieeble now, but it is doubtful if it will be heeded. It is this Don't pile the frith earth • from the roaa sides on the beaten track; deal draw mud from the ditches into the roadway. The best thing that ean be done with the roads at this time of year is to oteatthem of stones, Anti mud-Woles-With-stones-or gravel, and for the rest -wait until spring, Gooiest as the beat material be used when work ie attempted. Nothing is more absurd, vahen imosidered as an improvement, than the usual way ofpiling fresh earth upon the road -way jest in Nation to reeeive the fall rains, and make an unending stretch of mad until freezing weather, and the roughest poseible counts during winter--; The Husbandman, Chetse Making:: Last year the Wisconsin Dairymen's Aegoolation offered 016 for the beat essay of of 250 words on cheese.making. The prize was won by Mr. T. D. Canis, of Syracuse, N. to the following being the classy Pure,. whole milk from healthy come in n luxuant pestures, or fed duly balanced rations in stall, is requisites Tho more directly it goes to the vat, the better. If kept Over night, reduces the milk to sixty- five degrees Feb. An agitator, to keep the Oree.tti from rising, is desirable. Mix night's and morning's milk when ready to work. If create' is mixed in, waren it, and pass throe& a wire steainer. Heat the meat 'slowly to eighty-four or eighty. slot degrees. Add your coloring matter and rennet enough to begin coagula. tion in ten Or Welty minute's as desired. ()With° curd as soon as it oan be done without waste,, as fine as beechnuts. Slowly raise the temperature,gently air - ring all the whilesto ninety -eights degree's Hata it there to the end. Draw the whey as soon as there is the least, sign of acid, or a little before. Get sufficient ren- net motion to expel the whey before the acid develops. This prevents the phos- phates from washing out, and insures a digestible ahem' when properly cured. If you cheddar andgrind or not, thoroughly stir and air the card, to get rid of bad odors and develop flavor. Put to press not above 80 degree's and plasm in an even- tempered curing room at 65 to 70 degrees, Avoid direct draughts of air, and carefully turn and rub the cheese, which will be prime. Oats la the Straw. Well cured oats make good feed for horses at work, the straw, if bright, being eaten with the grain in place of hay. It is not easy, however, to keett oats in the straw for winter feed, as mice and some- times rats get in and destroy the grain. Besides t ey aoil the straw with their feet ot and drop hogs, so that it is only eaten on oompulsio of hunger. The grain and straw may, however, be fed separately at any time in the year, and it makes excel- lent feed. . Odds and Ends. • The exolusive feeding of clover to °owe gives hard cheeee and soft butter. Oil the • inside of horse collars after thoroughly washing them with carbolic soap, which both cleanses and disinfects. --ForReampeinhorees an exehaige-recom mends the rubbing of the affected parts with a whip of hay for ten minutes as benofloial.. .. In looalities Where wild mustard prevails it is apt to be fouled more or less in corn and potatoes. Often at harvest) there wili. be plants and seeds fully ripened. It is very important that the field be hoed late, if only to prevent the weed of this pestilent weed. There is scarcely a better food for poultry, , young or old, than sour milk allowed to thicken, and with a portion of the whey drained off. Air-41aoked lime in a fine' powder is -a good preventitive of damage from many kinds of insects.It kills them by closing the apertureein their bodies through whioh they breathe. • . , . i A recipe for preserving eggs s as follows: Take stone vessels and pack the eggs in, it doesn't matter which position or end is up; and pour over them to cover the following mixture: To every four gallons of water add orie pint of salt and one pint of slaked lime. Use fresh egge and wash them before packing if they etre not quite clean. Sheep in orchards are better than swine to eat fallen apples infested with insects, as they are more thorough and vigilant in picking up, and devouring all that fall; they do not, like swine, leave the 'mien and wormy ones and take the best but they eat all alike, and they never root up the ground of the orchard. If a barrel is filled with ran' water, and some finely decomposed hen manure put in it frau time to tinae, the mixture will have a very 'stimulating effect on bills of cuournbers, squashes, watermelons and cabbages • to whioh it may be applied. . Liquid manuring into° expensive for most farm crops, but it pays in the garden. Although analysis does not indicate it, coal ashes have % great practical value in growing fruit and vegetables. They ohange the mechanical condition of the soil for the better, whether it be light or heavy, and one of their best effects is in diminishing the ravages's' of insects. Trees plantedin beds of coal ' ashes are invariably healthy. Squesth vines grow with lees liability. of 'attacks from the borer, and radiehea are grown free frdm. inage,ote. These well attested facts showthat coal ashes; are far too valuable to be thrown away, as they of ten are. It may not pay to apply them to grain crops, but in tho. orchard they are almost as good as a dressing of manure. For oherry and pear trees coal ashes are better than manure. • , Proverbs for Om Farmer. , Better let the thief steal the poorest cow than sell the best sone. '• • He in a foolish man who runs his mill with no grain in the -hopper. So said the farmer who foddered his cows just enough to keep. them alive. • • Foul water will make good milk, wh, en braes turns to gold. . Quick churning is a 'friend to loss; even as tast Rating will woo dyspepsia. • • • %be Siberian Polar Sea. • Peterinan's Mitteilungen publishes a paper by Prof. Melon on the Siberian Polar sea, in which he disousees the observations of the Vega onthe temperature andealineness of the sea water. Lieut. Hovgaard has supplied an article on the Kara sea, in which he endeavors, to prove that the quantity of toe in that sea is approximately the same year after year, but that it ehifts its position in acoordanois with 'the winds. Prof. Fritz, of Zurich, subjects the floods of the Rhine to a searchirg inquiry. His results are highly interesting. He shows that the Rhine between Masonic(' and Bin- gen is not only being gradually silted up by deposition, but that it also grows ehals lower in consequence of a' secular upheaval, of which the frequent earthquakes disturb- ing that region appear to him to be an evidence. Assmall map of Andra Pequena, with Herr Lnderitz's factory, is given. From the notee which acoompany it we learn that water for men and beads has to be imported from the cape. The prospects of this settlement would not consequently be very bright lf it were not for the copper mines, whioh lie about thirty miles inland, and are believed to be very productive. — A Good A'Verage. ,A farmer sent. his boy to the " sugar bush "to look after the sap louokete. Presently the boy returnedo. " How aro they?" asked the fanner. " WoWell,'Lthe bottrapliedotLessonae are Inhalf f -full, e -some are f -full, an' 0 -some are r-runnin' over. I g-gueas they'll a,saYerage 'bout! -full," Virginia's exhibition at New Orleans is nct promising, owing to a Boaroity of funds and lane of public inetest. From one Fguirrel 'killed by 0, W. Eleekler, near Santa Cruz; Cul., 891 kernels of svheet were taken. A Trenton E. J., man died a few days ago. He lab a$100 bill' while visiting °bean Geove for his health a year ago, and he was never satisfied as to the manner of its disappearance. He 'suspected the ser- vants at the hotel, or those at his own .home, but after his deathoin disposing of saome of his old clothes to a junk dealer, the missing bill was found tightly tucked away down in the corner of a vest pooket bad 'searched these clothes a score •of times when alive. A gigantio mountain of ptire honey, estimated to be 150 feet deep and 200 feet wide, irt situated in thd bosom of the noted peak in San Bernardino county, Cal., called oia Baldy. The bees at 'work in thia wild mountain hive aria innumerable, and it is Supposed the yield would exceed 600 herr* a genuine Money, _ • ITRIBREJLEAS TO LET. • where They May be Had at Twenty. Five Cems a Day, Ib atiddenlY began to rain, and a young man in a new mit and wearing a hat evt- deptly bought that day darted Tato the corridor of an up -town hotel. He. waited five minutes and then looked out 012 the eloy Ipytozeipipdeowooailki hove to tom atiokftig,,, he remarked ruefully to a.gentlennan by his side. This .'sane mme isn't Of Maeli 'taroks's in jt rain storm." 0' Why don't you hire an umbrella ?" the other inquired. "Where oan I hire Otto?-" 4, In the corridor near the Broadway entrance." The young man lost no time in finding the man who rented the umbrellas, oheoked his cane,' and went out foto the street beneath a very respectable -looking gingham. ",They keep umbrellas for rental in Mot hotels now," said the man in charge of the umbrella -stand, and lots of them are rented on rainy days. The general price is 25 cents a day for the use of the umbrella. When we let them go out we require a deposit of 81 50, which ia what tbe umbrellas sell for. They are of gingham, which will not run when wet Our customers are mostly out-of-town folks, who come away from home without an umbrella, or persona who are caught ill a rain storm that comes up suddenly." ' • "How long will one of these 01.50 ging- ham umbrellas lastnc't - 3 " About -twenty rentings. After that they begin to wear a very unattractive aspect - in fact, most pereons don't earn much to early thorn then."- . Do you ever rent silk umbrellas?" "Yes; but they don't pay. You see, moat persons don't care to make so large a deposit as is required on a ailk umbrella. We charge 40 cents a day for silk --umbrel- las." " Do the personirwho hire the umbrellas ever keep them?" • " Often. nut, then, we like that, for they have already made a deposit, and in toost -instances the usefulneas -of . the umbrella is drawing near its end." -New • York Sun. Personal Paragraphs. Admiral Courbet now ream equal with a Marshal of France.- • Rev. Robert Collyer says it is twenty- five years singe he took his firet summer vacation. Churoh people then thought it was only possible to serve the Lord by hearing two 'sermons a day and attending Sunday -school. Jules Verne will soon have an oppor- tunity to take a trip of 204000 leagues under the sea if he cares for it and nothing happens. A new. submarine boat has been invented whioh is to be propelled by elec- tricity. and will carry • compressed air revivified by eleotrioity. The captain will wear a suit of submarine armor, but how he can steer in -the darkness of the deep ocean Jules Verne will have tn discover. -s-When the inscription "Twice Prime Minister of England" was devised /or the Lord Beaconsfield statute in Westminster Abbey, it was suggested by •an eminent 'Tory peer that the inscription would be' better had it been made to read "Once a Lawyer's Clerk." ' Lady Florence Anson, a cousin of the Marchioness of Lansdowne. and Mr. Street - field, aide-de-camp of the Marquis, who are both of the Canadian Vice -Regal sate, are said to be engaged, and their marriage this winter will be one of the great social events of the 0anadien capital. • President Gravy has' sent a despetan to King Hanbert, in which he says "The catastrophe whioh has befallen Italy arouses in the whole world the deepest oona- miseration. The sublime'heroio and magnanimous conduct of Your Majesty ,excite admiration, and enthusiasm." Harpooning ti Shark. Since 'the beginning of August "'harks have been seen in great numbers off Matin- necook Point, in Long Island Sound. Several big. °Des. have been taken ',with • hooks baited with menhaden. A man who harpooned two not long ago says that there is a good deal of fun in spearing even a small shark. He used an ordinary sword- fish harpoon, made of wrought iron, three feet and a half long, with a head that ffiS. tened itself securely in the fish. A long, light wooden handle, a ooil of stout, half- inch line, and a keg buoy, for use io emer- gencies, completed Ins equipment. Pad- dliog aleng In the shallow water, after striking it and missing several, he finally drone his iron clean through a six-footer just back of itkhea,d. It was not got into the boat, however, without a struggle. He VMS hardly a man-eater, but he looked savage enoughto be one. There can be no doubt that these sharks would be dangerous if they knew their own power. -Na. a•York Sun . An Indian's Appetite. - The improvidence of the Indian is ,pro- verbial. They toil not, if they can help it, neitherd,o they spin,unless it ia around the kitchen about meal time. They take no thought of the morrow, but will gorge their capacious stomachs to tbe highest notch, utterly indifferent of the corning day. To feast one day and fait six is a'pretty fair average, though hardly up to the 'adieu wish. ' Night before last the motor crew tried to measure the lappetiteof a guileless Pluto of ten. sagebrush summers, and, to his demand Inc something to eat, gave him their lunches. Hale, Rice and Mangan emptied their buckets and the young redman swallowed all and drank three quarte of tea and coffee mixed, He 'then took a jaunt down to Battle Mountain, but appeared again last night to see if he would riot strike another grub bonanza, but the railroad boys did not respond, and gave up the• oontead for filling sueh a capa- cious maw. -Austin (Nev.) Reveille. A New jeraey defaulter tried to kill him- self after being informed of hie crime. The news should have been broken to him more gently, as he had probably not heard of it. The Indiana of California manufacture basket(' which are waterproof. They are made of a kind.of willow that grows on the mountains about eighty miles east of Los Angeles, on the border of the Colorado desert. The baskets are timid te be light, and better than any tin, galvanized iron, or other kind of receptacle for wester. They are extensively used by Mexicans and old eettlers, and will last, with outatant Me, a dozen or fifteen years. . Mr, Walkena, of Kingston, aoIloitor for the Diocese of Ontario, says that the bequests of the late Mr. Labatt, brewer, regarding which there ia a law suit, were to Sningwauk Home, $1,500 : mission's in British Amenos, 01,500 ; and Home Mis- sions in British America, $2,500. Evi- dence was 'adduced by the legatees to show what the testator meant by these bequests, and at the °lose of the evidenoe the Chan- cellor stud he had no doubt that the bequests were intended fa diocese's this- sions in eaoh of the places named. e 4,1E1 A 2 or' IlHEPAIIIINIfil POW & 117PIEHAllo There Was No Corpse—A. Etastarkable Incident—From Oriel to Joy. Itt ie not often that a man survive ll tt) ecie the preparations for his own funeral, but such happened to Herbert Cannon, a son of Dr. Cannon, of 'Faker. The young man,, who is Waking for John A. Griffith at Sherbet Lake, we. taken ill and his father went out to visit him, and tele- graphed home to his mother he wag better; but through some error in transmitting it was made to read that he was dead. The mother and relativea at Yorker were nearly frantic with grief. A gloom wan oast over the village, relatives from dietent places were summoned, the ohuroh was draped witli kindly hands and friends, and a large number of neighbore came to meeb the corpse on the arrival of the train at Harrowsmith. But they were most agreeably disappointed, for the first person to etep off the train was Dr. Cannon, who imparted the cheering intelligence that his son was much better. The joy of the mother was as overpowering as her despondency was a short time previously. One individual remarked sotto voce drat thim operators anyway." --Kingston News. TrUbt the Directors. "Look here!" roared the paying teller, as he jumped into the cashier's office, and held out a newspaper with his thumb on the paragraph. Look hero! Has this bank any politioal influence?" "What's the matter?" inquired tlae soaahierAurningspaleos. s • "This paper ii -urging the aonexation of laanada-Now how areyou going to etep that?" • Let it aone," said the caller, with a resuming smile'as he poked another pack- age of bonds into ,the tail of his coat. "Be faithful and earnest in your attention to your duties. The bank direotors will -take oare Alia annexation scheme._ What seourities he,ve we in stook on loans ?"-Drake's Travellers' Magazine. That Was What Ile Said. " 0 Mr. i3 trut 1'; exolaimed Miss Maiden - blush, -meeting, the leading man at the Boudoir Theatre, "I've got a compliment for you -a 'splendid one, too. 'Uncle Frank saw you in the new piece last night." • Strut -" How did he like my assump- ,utiontino-iteso'F' Frank said. He said in was the Maidenblush-4hat's lust what greatest piece of assumption he ever wit- neseed.•' Strub--" H'm. Glad' to have met you, Miss Maidenblush. Good bye." -Roston Transcript. Troubles of a Millionaire. New Yak millionaire-" Are .the girls looked up for the night, wife? " " Coachman chained ? " erme "Has the patent butcher -catcher in the front yard -been-oiled so that it works well ? " • " Yes." "Well, we might as well ohloroforin the gardener and go to sleep." -- -Chicago- Tribune. , TORY Island, off which the British gun- boat Weep was wreeked and fifty-two persons drowned, on the 23rd inst., lies off Horn head, a bold promontory whieh rises some 800 feet above the sea on the north- ' west coast of Donegal. It is opposite the inlet known as MoSwyne's Gun Cove, whioh derives its; name from a curious cavern scooped oub of the intensely hard traprook by the fary of the waves, whioh rush pastTory Island to .break on the mainland cost. Into this cavern the surge rushes with extreme violence, producing during a atorm a roar whistle in earlier days was described as louder than a discharge of artillery. Of late years, however, the sea ; has worn the cave Bo wide that the report of MeSwyne'e Gun is greatly diminished. Tory Island lies about seven miles northwest of the cove. It is some three miles long from northwest to ,south- east, lout quite narrow, and its isbores are deeply ihdented by the waves. In old times it had a considerable pepulation drawn there by the security afforded by 'Hit isolation in 1tbe stormy Bea. The ruins of dwellings, churches and crosees are found •buried deep in the sand. A round tower also attests the ancient importance of the place, but at present the place bas verY few inhabitants'. There is a lighthouse on the island, with a tower 63 feet high, rising 125 feet e.bove the eea. The Wasp was a steam gunboat of 465 tons and 470 horse -power. She carried four gums, and was employed, itt partioular aervioe. According to the latest navy list that We have Befte, the officers of 'the ill-fated veseel. were Lieu- tenant and Commander John D. Nicholls and Lieut Frederiok A. Warden. •Advertising Anwar's! ! , • " It has become so coilmon to begin an article, iu an elegant, int resting style, "Then run it into some advertisement that we avoid all such, . " And simply cal attention to the merits of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest -terms as possible, . o To induces people • . " To give them one trial, which so proves their value that they will never • use any - t hing else." "TEM REMEDY SO favohrably; noticed in all the Religions and secular, is ' " Having a large sale, and is supplanting all other medicines. " Where is no denying the virtues Of the Hop plank and the proprietors of Bop Bitters hay° shown groat Shrewdness and ability * * * "in °compounding a medicine whose Ilrtues are so palpable to every one's Observation.' " No ! •• " She lingered and suffered long,' pining away all the time for years," " Therdentaii-doing her no good nv di And at last was oured by this Hop Bitters the papera say so much about." 'IndeedIndeed!" "How thankful we should'sbe for that' medicine." A Daughter's Misery. • "Eleven years our daughter 'suffered on bed of misery, "From a complication of kidney, liver, rehumatict trouble and Nervous " Vander the care of the best physician's, "Who gave her dieestse venous names, "Bub now h td no relief, is restored to us in good health by as simple it remedy as Hop Bit- ters, that we hen shunned for years before using it.";--tiTionherrissiizsting. "My daughters; say "How Much better father Is 011100 he tuleldilTispgIteittnertte" " well after his long (suffer- ing from a disease declared incurable." o And we are no glad that he need your Bittere."-A Lent of Utica, N. Y. farlstono gormin0 withont a billion of green HOPS on the white label. Shun all the Vile, poisonotto duff with fiEfoli"„or "liopti"in their • Immelellealesmeisammimis Tc Wiieei of Fortune. Moves ineessantly.the meet buoyant' today may be loaded down by adversity to- morrow. One peculiarity a that ferimuts alleviator of human euffering-Putnaraes Painless Corn Extractor, is the fact that in Spite of hundredtrof imitations and substi- tutes it has retained its place in the very trent rank as a remedy for morns. This milk over be the case as every person who has used it teptines that it is prompt, pain- less and wedeln -three grand essentials whioh, when corobilued, RS iS the Wit with Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor, insures a sure pop corn cure. Sold everywhere. 10*11111.. A Paris novelty is a magnifying'fen. Two stick's are bored and the boleti filleit with small lenses of the finest crystal. The wearer covers her eyes with the faa and uses the etioks as an opera glass. Everybody Ho! Elio I Read this carefully. If you or any friend are suffering from any kind at painp internal, local or external, try Polson'e Ennyrchrio, the sure pop pain cure. Nervi. line is one of the most elegant combinations ever offered to: the public for the .relief of pain. Pleasant to take, powerful in effects sure in reaults, and oheap because the strongest, purest and most certain pain remedy in the world. You can test this great remedy by going to a drug store and buying a 10 cent 'sample bottle. Try it at once. Monson Crawford, the AmerioanonovAltat, willsmarrsoa-daugfilter-of-Ga:•''Berdesiotha--- inventor, in October. • --De; .0. Mitten "-As) rule - physicians do not by their professional methods build up the female constitution, and they seldonf mire the diseases to which it is always liable in our variable climate and under our imperfect oivthzaIaon Speoial remedies are often • required to restore organic harmony and to strengthen the -enfeebled powers of womanhood, and for moat of these we are indebted to persons outside of the medical profession. Among the very hest of these remedies I ass'gn a ratninent place to Mrs-Pinkham's p . ,Vegetable Oobnpound. A 114 pound squash is one of the attractions of Waite, Walla, Washington Territory. Eight little:girls in:Port Cheater, N.Y.,pun the country at large to shame by organiz- ing a fair for the benefit of the Barthadi statue fund which netted $900. NM. * * * * * * * * * 4146' * * * * * * * * * * • * * * * * * * LYDIA Ea PINKHARNIS *VEGETABLE COMPOUND1. * * 4.* ISA POSITIVE CUR.F. * * Foi All Of theist Painful Complaints:And 4, * Weaknesses so commext•to our:hest 4" • • * * *FEMALE POPULATION.*• •• • so IT WILL CURE ENTIRELY TITS WORST FORM OP FE- MALE CON.PLAINTS, ALL OVARIAN TROUBLEEVIN PIAMMATION AND ULCERATION. RALLINC. AND DIS- PLACEMENTS, AND THE coNsEQUENT SPINAL WEATC- NESS; AND 19 PARTICII.LARLY ADAPTED TO TUE CHANDE QP * * * * .* IT WILL DLSSOLVE ASTD-E:pni; Tuotons PROM aim I.Trnaps IN AN -EARLY STAGE, OF DEVELOPMENT. Tuts TENDENCY TO,OANCEROUS IIGNORSTIIEREISCHECEND VERT' SPEEDILY BY ITS USE. * -* * 41' * • nr.ixovss FAINTNESS, FLATULENCY, DESTROYS . CRAVING 'TOR STIMUI,A10T9,-AND RELIEVES Wont- . NEss OP,THE STONACH. CVRES BLOATING, READ - ACHE, NERVOITS PROSTRATION, GENERAL D1111ILIT1L,i DEpRESSION AND INDIGESTION. * * * * THAT rEELING OF BEAMED DOWN, CADSING DAD% WEIGHT AND BACKACHE; is ALWAYS PERMANENTLS CURED BY ITS USE. * . * * * * * • * IT WILL AT ALL TIMES AND UNDER ALL. ODIC1771- ' STANCES ACT IN.IIARMONY WITIL .THE LAWS Till.? • COYERN PRE FiNALE SYSTEat. * *, * * VrITB PURPOSE TB SOLELtron TOE LEOITXMATS. HEALING OF 1)12118110 810» THE RELIEF or PAIN, AND THAT IT nos ALL.rt swans TO DO, THOUSANDS OP LADIES CAN 'GLADLY TESTIFY.'"DS ; * '* * A Fon tis CURE or KIDNEY Connoting nt EITHER HEX TINS REMEDY' IS UNSURPASSED: IF* • * ODIA E. PLNILITAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND Is prepared at Lynn; Nose. Prico $1. Six bottles for $a. ' Sold by all druggists: Sent byrriall;postago paid, In tome - a Pills or Lozenges ,on receipt of price as above. Yrs. Pinichani's "Guido to Erealth" will be mailed free to any Lady sehtling stamp. ' Letters confidentially answered. • . * No farlilly should bo without LYDIA E. PINETIANta . LIVER PILLS. They cure Constipatibn, 13111oUs1)ess mid Torpidity df tho Liver. ,25 cents per box. r • * 04. 41. tn4k. paroaragoenawastnewravamnamssinatar4,44.4.:,,,,,-- - 4 . , SO' :0 YE?. TRIAL: .. . Elfi.. qt.. ifr,,,. . • c; 1 ...,,,,.,,, . • .. (,....,...., . . To oeno-VOLTMO BELT -and ether ErAtcrica Jill AppLIANCER urn sent n BO Days! Tzdat..TO MEN 'ONLY, YOUNG OR Or,D, who sre Mira- , ing front. ITERYOBEI DEBILITY, LOST VITALITY. . WAsriso VirmetrImeses,, atul all I hose_dionses of a ' l'sotsmier. Nafunit, resulting irom AnUSES and ‘. OMER CAUSES. Speedy relief and ' complete • restoration to REALTu, VIDOR. and TIAEITOOD .' 1041AnI2pAhNieTtnEfDre. O. KArrairesast once . for. Illustrated • Voltaic Belt Co,, Marshall, Michr-,. . . ---......—. , 11:CURE 'FITS!: .. . Alen 1 say cola I OA not 11101171 tooroly.to stop thorn - a limo and then bavo tlient reinrn again, I moan 8 7131 ' cal cure. I have tondo the disertno of PITS, MILE . or PALLING SICKNESS a 11fo long siltay. I warrant rey11 dy to curo dho worvt c. es. lineauso °there ha . fal d lo nh reason for 1110 NOW tig a 011(0, 8011(1,0 o for a treathle an it P a) 11.1111 of My fiffalliblo remedy. ,GIva Express: mut lout 0111c8. It cops yod nothing for a tt101, and I will cure yen, Address Dr, 11. .3. ROOT, _a Pauli St., No* York.. 'YOUNG. BIEN I --.HEAD THIS. Tux Vormsroo Berm Co,, of Marshall, Mich. offer to send their celebrated ELnOnte.VOLTALIO nose and other Ennomkto Appraallons on trio for.thirty days, to men (young Or old) affflotedl •with nervous debility, loss Of vitality and man. hood, and all kindred troubles. Aleo for rhos. pietism, nenralgia, paralysis and many otans diseases. Complete restoration to health, vigor and matillOod guaranteed. No risk is inattrrod as thirty do:yogis:I is allowed. Write them mice for illustrated pamphlet free. EYE, EAR AND THROAT. - R. G. 8, RYERSON, L. R. 0.re 8. 111., Lecturer on the Eye, Ear and Throat Trinity Medical Ecillege, Toronto. COMM!. a !Wrist to the Toronto General Ildspitel,. ti Clinical Assistant Royal London Ophthelmi Hospital, Moorefltild's .and Central Londe Throat Mid Ear EIdspital. 817 Churoh Street 8 rn.°13th' Art111°19'01 :Al: 1'0171v:two fhwirtei Eldmiatiosi or Spencerlan frAislii% al the firEINO Cairo IMAM airolarejr"s