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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe New Era, 1884-01-18, Page 74-arru.aihy 1$:1884. rovir*R. Irennyeon Made et Buren. Baron Alfred Vere de Vero, O uo you Win- no /law renown; Ton tliellglit to daze the country folk And cockneys when you came to town. Bee WordswOrtb. Shelley, Cowper, Burnet Withdraw io scorn, and eit retired! 'Hie last of Somesi nindred. Earls 'Is nota place tu be desired. iteron Alfred Vero de Vero, )77e thought you proud te bear your flame. Tour Pride is yet no ;note for ours, . 'Too proud to thiak a title fame. We hail the genius -not the lord; • I Welove the poet'a truer charm% Ji•_airoPle stager with his dreams ..f.smorth a hundred coats of tame. Baron Alfred Vero Ue Vere I Bee yearch, 1 isear 3, ti m 4 say, "Bow, bow, ye lewer ruiddie classes! Is all the burden of your lay, We held you flint without a peer„ , 1 And princely ity your noble words - The Senior Wrangler of our barrio as now the Wooden Spoon of lords. Baron Alfred Vere do Vore,1 At tou put strange Memories in my Head; For just five deea*lee now have down Since we all mourned young Arthur dead.. Oh; YOur wet ppm, your low replies! Durtears have mitigfed with your tear : To think that all such agony Should end in makidg ton a_yeer Boson Alfred Vere Vere, • • ° Our IIngland*lias had.poeta toe ; - They oang some grand old sonde of Yore, - But never reached ouch heights aft You. Will lihakapeare was a prince of barde,* Qur Milton was a king to hear. But had their matt -nen that repose* • • _ Whieh stamps the caste of Vere do Verel' Baron Alfred Vora de Verb, • _ _ Robe, now your' bai: a are sore and spent: The King of Suobs is at your door, e To trace your long (and deep) descent. ' A Man'is a man for a' that, And ;Joh on forty pounds a year; If rank be the trne guntea-stamp To win Parnassus -die a peer I Trust Me. Bar onyalr0 de Vera When nobles eat their noblest words; The grand old gardener and his wife Smile at the airs ef poet lord,s, Homier it be, it seetus to me, • 'Tis obly•noble to be go•d. Plain souls are More than coronets, And simple Wee than Boxonhood. • . ' I know you,Raren Vere de Von: • You pine among•yourhalls and bays ; The jaded light of yeuriyain oyes Is wearied with the flood of praise. In glowing fame, with boundless wealth, But sickening of a vague disease, Ton are so dead to simple things, , . You needs must play such pranks as these. Alfreck-AlfrocinVercrde-Verer, la Time be heavy on your hands, Are there no, toilers in our streets, • Mn. any poor in adthese lands? of many a newspaper paragradh In the PI flush" times gone by ihoula now be Bleeping in a oheap lodging house, Without a °Oat in my pocket; and no hoops Of armed next morning. But .00 it was and flO Aeoustomed had 1- beisane to ;Meet,' 'of late that it scarcely troubled Me to realize it; uot enough at alledente,taddrive bleep away ; for in a very few Moments Itad dropped iuto that delightfully demo. °ratio state which, like tdeath, pita us all upon a level. bad a Orane dream that. night: I thought I was beteg carried through the air by a great bird, a, ooft, downy kind of bird, that made a great rustling with its wings; and r &bought that it wail such a • pleasant, kindly oreasure, and curled me go gently, •that I would juot let it have its own way with me, and finally it dropped me only upon something as ooft as itself, when I fell into a will deeper oleep that was altogether dreamleee. The little lodging -house room seemed to have expanded when I awoke next morn- ing, and, what was stranger still, goose one had cOrae in the night and 'Severed the ceiling with 13ettutitu1 frescoes. And the- bed,tod, how wide end soft it was! I wail willing to swear that when I got into Hiatt night I had to lie very straight, or my poor sore feet were in the cold air; while now I might scramble about at my svieet will, and 118 orosswitie'even if saw fit to do so. Then again, the room was filled with beau- ful furniture and objects of all kinds, Prominent among which was a highly ideal- ized portrait of myself, beneing over the OfLEVed wpoden mantel. But the prettiest Whig of all in the room was a pretty little ladyWnot a girl exardly, but about the age my Wife would have -been if Iliad ever had one. Tbere •the set, as placidly as though idwas all right and real, working at a piece df embroidery in a coed armchair by rey bedside. This was another dream, of course, but snob a pleasant one thet I feared to speak, lest I should awaken and lose re all. So I lay there, turning matters over in my mind, • and wonderiug if this were the way With meet drone', sad if the distinctness. faded out of them when we swim, and left only a blurred trapreeeion behind. • " Would *Janke your breakfast now? The. doctor says you may eat, anything you • like that is Moe and digestible, said the pretty little -voice that seemed, tuned ,to titter only kind and cheerful words,: • " Madem,"I asketdwith as.much roped- ful dignity •as rey position- permitted, "would you kindly inforna me who 1 am, and what I am doing here? how I got here, Who you are yourself,•ttnd any other facto df a personal nature thatoocur to you? I edoettthat at. preseet I feel a little bewil: -dewed." „' ' • • " Your mi na e s Richard Rollins," -said tato little lady, in.a sort of reproving tone, finch as she might haytused in speaking to a, wayward Ohild7r . • . , • "Yes, ;that Ono with. my • Ideas, at ieast,". • -' , And,"• she condi:due, "you are a othel, wicked man, who runs away front hentie and pretends not to know hie own wife when he is brought beck again." . • Then you, I suppose, are my *He, and • this is My house, and I never was anageut for -the Universal Instructor,' and I did notgo to bed without a cent in my pocket list night in theEconoray Howie?" "Now. dear Dick, you' talk in such a .• -Ohl teach the weak to strive and hope, Or teaoh the great to lielpthie low, Pray heaven for a noble heart,' And let the foolish title go. , • 4 • -pal/ riiOesofts. • A. 11.,enp.4'ear Dillelnalr4s • Miss Jennie is a WinSOme girl— ' The faireat loss of many; And 1 would be a heartless churl, Did I not lovIS Mies Jennie. But when intcriny list'uing oar Her tide ef Rasion gue.hes, • 'scream ami run away; for fear •kinell see my tell-tale blushes, .• • • Mise Susie is so aweet-and ' And loves me; oh! eo dearlY, • I can't 'reject the little child-- 'Twould drive her crazy, nearly, ' But as she bulge uncut the gate . ' And sings her hopeless Borrow, I murmur YItis get Aug late; Please conift around tb-morrow.7 And there is rosy, romping Belle- • . . . And thiire is proud Ophelia4- • And pensiye,. iofty-minded Nell, * ____ And prattling little Delia; •And I am wdoed byBibiSe. • And Courted; tee, by Jesaio, While Magsie fallo upon her knees, And ditto charming Bessie, ,There's anether-honielyshe- . , The gaunt,' uncouth Eliza- • • •Vir• --lostrlirro •gWarift %mooing me, , Oh, bow I did despise her 1 .• ' But•as she fondly liugere4 noar,. • ' There fell, like dripping hon°71 ••• This sweet' assurance on my eff,r--4 • She hada heap of:money So, lliongh I eigh for /finnio's curls And Delia, so impaesioned, And'hanker for the other girls • So eweetly, grandly fashioned, It seems decreed that I phould part Fro:anal) these charming witchee, And sacrifice my.manly heart • • To gaunt Blizo.'s riches, •• Lite's Story. Say, what is life? 'Tis to be born A. helpless babe; to greet the liglit__. - With a sharp 'wail, as if the morn Foretold a cloudy noon and night; To weep, to sleep, and weep atiaina_ With.ounny emiles betweeta-auVRen • • • And then apaeo the infant growa -To be a lalighing, sprightly bo,g„.. nanny, definite his little woes, •10* Were he but colithious of his joy I • • To be, in short, frees two to t, A merry, moody child --and enUM? And then, in Oat and trousers (gad, To learn to -Bay the-decalogue; And break it, an unthinking lad, • With mirth.' and inisehief at agog; A truant oft ny field and fen, _, . And capture butterflies -and then? • " Take owe," /added.* isyou. tempt Me too far you may Maltt•PlYOUr hie a torture of Olathe and renaorse when you really learn the truth. Liateri to reason before Nis too late. Owe moth I say I am not yoUr hits. band. God knowe be is a man that avy one in the world Might envy. But I atm not he, Think, think of some nark by *hick your husband might be positively identified-001Se War, some boyish mark in tattooing." She started up at the laat words. oho said," you have a little blue star upon your arra jatit above the ,wrist. Don't you, reMensber how you used to feel ashamed of it, and tiaid naughty words about the big boy who induced you to put it there?" She had no need. to pull up my them and point to the telatale weak; my face must have been proof enough that She would and it there. And then, increased in strength:1nd size, To be, anon, a youth full grown ' • A hero in lila-mothers eyes, •: ' A young Apollo in his own; To imitate the ways of men In•faehionabl siii-aud then? And then at last to he is Man, . To fall in lovO to woo and•wecl I " With seethiug brain to scheme and plan To gather gold or toil for bread; To sue for fame With tongue and pen, And gain or lese the prise -and then? And then in grey.atel wrinkled eld To mourn the speed of life's decline; To praise the sceses our. youth beheld, • Afid dwell in twittery of• tang syno ; To dream awhile of darkened ken, To dusti.into,his grdve-o.rut_thert ? • • • - AN'IMPOSTOR IN STITE OF HIMSELF. 1.) A story of eiyear. "Now," the said, "Will you. give up your. foolitth delusion? I cannot behave that you %rail:wane. You are only otuel and hateful, and want to break your poor wife's j heart. Year voice sounds uet as it used to before you were taken via your eyes do not wander now. I believe pee have got another wife somewhere, and want to get rid of me IV pretending not to know me. What have I ever done that you should treat rue so?. 411 the long tithe that you were deranged I watched over you and oared for you. When they wanted to take yOu away, I refused to let you go. And after you wandered off that time and loat yeurself, I might baye been .free if wished it. put7L did not wish it I have searched for you, and waited for you and been as faithful ate thongh you had you, well and with me. And this le my return for all," And she walk sobbing -63 the eofet. "Howwas I to cenvinee her that. she -and •not:I was laboring under a delusion. After cogitating this 'volition for , some time, I oame to the oonolueion that ray best and safest plats was to give up the attempt; evidently a hopeless one, of explaining matters, and simply leave the . house at once. It was all very well to make the restitution', but when it ottme to carrying it out I dies:pi:mired that I Was not a freelagent. Ely attempt t� get back my own Olothee proved fruitless,so I resigned myself to the. necessity of walking through the streeta..in clreeeing.gown and slippers. But bere again I was thwarted the loiter windows were • all barred, the doors looked and the keys hidden from ram • Now, what waI. to de.? Wait until the doctor celled and try to get hie help ? That seemed a feasible plan. So when, a little later in the Morning; the white-haired toad • benignandmedical than mede his appear- ance, I appealed to hire ili the mostearnest • and straightforward manner to reliede me from my false and etribarreasing position. He.blandly agreed •with all I paid, and ilpoke in terms of the hiehest ,cominenda- Cott of my -good taste and honorable feel. ing, but conoluaeil by saying " I think, however, that you had better remain -of course, you understand, ander oath condi. time -as will' save your enforced resideime here from atid tippeare,nee of Impropriety. Your wifiedi beg your pardon, thie • lady- reight,send for some elderly female relative or friend to aot aa her companion, and any other Mich expedient as you approve might be made nee of. But I think on the whole you had better remain." Here I caught 1411 glancing meaninglY at thy pseudo wife, never forget the anguish of that remnant. But at last I nerved Myself, bat Eauth an effort as the victim of the inquisition moat have made when he acknowledged the beregdathat conderanedlsim to the torture, and Itald te a faint and hollow, but distipot tone: "1 aan not your hothead, Farewell!" Sadly I arose, and with downcast head left her presence. I had opened the door, • and was about to cross the threshold when • I heard the rustle of avowal:de dress com- ing Own the stairs, and before I bad inade •another Meld a pair ot Bolt, warm arms were clasped tightly around my neck. 0' Don't leave me," pleaded, the sweet voice that I had loved so well. "1 cannot bear to part with you. You ate mad, you are my husband I" •Firmly but gently 1 vailoosened her clinging arms. "Friend ot my soul," 1 said, "1 love you toe mach to Wrong you. You kow that am -not your husband." • .The red blood of thame rusisea into her face, and she sank into a seat and covered her face with her hands. Without another word*I rushed into the street, utterly exhausted by the effortl had made, and almoat hating myself for the cruelty that honor had demanded of me. I had insulted the woman I leved, and new the would despise me, perhaps. "Well, better eo," win my conecience but "No, no," said ray veretohedand tortured heart. Fortune seethed to turn in my tearer after this time. "Seemed," I say, for it was, in reality, the moat wretched period of my life. etI ran across an old employee of Mine, now a wealthy man, thanks to help I gave him in ray da,ye.of prosperity, and. ne proved to be possessed of the rare human virtue of 'gratitude. • He took • me into his employ, and plawd me in a position of trust and • dignity. But I was gloomy and epiritless, for the one being who made hfe of interest to me seemed separated from me forever, and. I believe I should, indeed, have gone mad, but for is sitange oiroumstance, which suddenly altered the whole complexitth of my life, .• ' One morning,jast as I wet about to leave My lodging for the office, a letter, was - handed to me. I knew the handwriting at once. It was from -her. I hastily tore open the envelope,and three letters foll-out upon the table. ' The one that firet caught my eye was in the saMe hand &Bathe addrese, and I eagerly seized wad read it. It contained only these few words• . *" MISR Fitthee,-1 reoeivea the two lettere, here-eta:dosed, and send them to dou without comment, as they seetelt for themselves. "With kindeot wishes for your he.ppineee, I mamba -Your friend, • . E.B. . . . The next letter I picked, up was in a strange hand 'andsran as follows; '• GREEN Co.•INsANE Admen. moe, reasonable way that I can scarcely ;;;it; g intently to pew word believe' you are ,riot quite Well again,. Do, nle• look so hright and !Clear; and your voice Yon oath:ma he we uttered. ' . , beyond enduranee, 4' do you all yourself a darling, try to remember. " My God, man ,theuted, provoked very wrong in your head now., Year eyes • sotinde so nice and quiet. When you Went PhYsioien and g.o not know that I am a perteetly sane Man. Look in any"eye, feel ray you thought the Fenians aud: the. . Millets had formed a league to murder*„mrrialse 1 "*.ratiti. Bea' that / 'an not4e- you, and that 1 was the member appointed "A"de"." ' ' '• ".0h, not at all.„ Not • at all," sada, the to immix& the crime. You; have got all old &utter, in a tone of the deepest earnest- • over that, you see, and yob, -now ; you -pre. ." . a • nese, " I only' thciuglittt might relieve the tend notto know me lady's feelings. . I began -Co see light' now, though dimly: . She .is ar little un -you understand," and he . teethed nieforehead 'I had been mistaken foreoome other man • -wileso.nablewod,appairance were ideutical. with a. little twirling geatuee of the fidger. with. Mineand had been lirmight here while It was hopeless:1 saw plainly thisbouse the deep sleep of complete ' liz exhaustion. -„was to beany please of residence.whether , I. soft bird of my dream had been wished it or not, and until the real heed of The big it was disecivered, ' if, he ever was. r should produce:al:I the motion Of the carriage or have to 000tipy his place'. Sca after a few whatever means liadbeentoted -M convey ;moue, , . . : a • • . . t.. mere fruitless attempte. I gave up . the . I determined to Bet myna right at once; struggle, ,Land UlloWed .to be otterie.d. "Madam,” I said, " . you Will kindly alorif by the tide of' oireumetheces. .a•. -waive the question �f our relationohip and dlertain things, however, I insisted Jappn allow me tctget .up and dress, I will be its the only a -auditions upon which 1 would pleased to .go down to • breakfast and •remain:passive. The,dootor's • suggestion dalk the -whole Matter • over ,witla :you he to .a companion .for •the lady' moat be quietly.": • • •ditraied out at Maid, and I muitt be treated- - d Oh, de yonfeel well_eneugh to get uPd.'" merely.aa a gueatin the • house. • she , .* , • • . You had better humorixte,"•I said; "Quito. quite. I only desire a. little"for i.thight•-heeome • violent, you know, it privacy atia a little time,' to,mak e mdeold I theuld be thwarted." • . presentable:I, • ' The Odor Opened :his eyes 'at this lest: Thatei a good:boy," she said, Stoopingremark of Mine with axx•expression of tiara over and pressing it pair pf .soft, pool lfpe prise ttad intereptabut be did net alter hie on my forehead. "1 will humor you thte menner_towards Mein the least. I learned time," and the slipped quietly out of the that 'my a case" :afterwards formed the . room with a smile of indulgent pity '.on her. sabjeot of a rod- intereating-artielo-inaa. medical joernal, foe Which the doctor The-garnet:nth that lay waiting for too *Caved great Oredit in hie traternity, • aWere certainly mot those I had worn the .• For :e..whole year lived in this traneo preeioue night, bub they fitted.= perfect/y; ahd,false. positidn, .growing day by day and when 1 had slipped IOU the embroidered' .more deeply attathed to the dearaaffeation. deciding gown andsena warm slippers,. I ate little woman who eat befere me at every seamed to; baye, gobe bach. to the old, meal, who sang stveet, simple little sedge luxurious days again: • • . .• • or me in the. Motherly ' dainty little breakfast awaited me in old: Aunt Sarah limning inherethicheir by the sweet, 'Werth -looking dining -them, the fireside. • . • • • Where everything Wasso freehand pre* • •We:used to drive out together' in the and in such perfect theta, that it looked faroilyeottoh, notin the' afternoon:parade like Bogie &Ai nty §cnts pioture :by Lidoir. • through the park and beak -spin; but out Ouly two itheirs were placed at the table into. the acoontay, where we wild see aud in ono theta "my wife -1'. WC looking Nature, not yet . Made coparnonplaeo by like the sushi:till:molt otalomeetio oweetneas. eneympathetio.orerede. In everything our dlet rayedlf forget the,truth, and aroppecLataites agreed. • • • into the pleasurable delusion anal I had Every day some new point of eynipathy finished myabreakfast. 1 felt like 'a Miser- Would develop itself. • • •• a. • . . able ewinciler, sitting there in. Some other -• :Sonsetimee, when rtliorighl that all this usan'm platie,:oating lag food and chatting mind Med week rayheartwouldlieein to rise with his wife, but the temptation WasTtoe Uplfl my throat and choke DM Ilthe tete great fcia a poor devil well SS I was at -the htithand.ever retarnerl , 1' .00nid facie him time. And then .1 thought, " it hi only for with a 'older :commieece, for not by one an hour or two; 'after that, poverty. loneli- action had I 'Wronged him. Ea might foi,. nese and' fatigue ones mote, and perhape worse thinge, for aughbl know.""Bot .Wheu we bad firlibhed our Meal, 1 pushed batik iny their from t aa table and plungedboldly late the su,bject 'of the strange mistake whith brought me there. , ' "tritairaun•Eildati," the truth- must be told, and told at once, and I can only beg that when you know it you will forgive ray involuntary mntrustcflion yeur kind h,otipita alilda • You have made is grave ann terrible; mistake in having brought me here, I am Richard Bodies', aed from yotir Words &Lid actions- 1 paeduaie that 1 resemble in a marvelleue degree Smaller well who bears the eauie name as myeelf. . But I eari not our husband. I em a poor dean without afrieud or relative in the weed.. It you will kindly rettirn Me the Moan garmente whitth 1 warie yenterday I' will leave youa, house onoe. You Will adinit thetd.have treated you With atedied moot, and 'have only peoeumea to far epee...your ether as to Oat a meal at your table, a taeal•whith I confess Ttlzould othearnee in all probability have heed obliged to forego," „a DV OTOROD _ 1 Economy flouB, - 'Rooms 25 cents a night. For geetlemed only. Clean 'beds." Such was the ineeriptiou that Stared at Me irons over a lattalookiog. doorway ail tramped. wearily up' ono of the great •thoroughteree of the metrokolita • The very ward " bed" souaded Anna otisla as I read it; toed had „tied is hard day, 01in:thine Wile), deoradepewith my "book that sells doi eighea awl then sadly °Noah. ing gloWe agate,' without havivg sold ib; and r was utterly teorn telt felt in my • poOkets. '1 had no :leo& to feel 'there ; I • knew Well enough what they cialte.hlerl— jUilb a, quarter of a dollar, uot another cent. Sheuld r Bleep and anwithout is break, fast, or breakfast aud go without sleep My heeyy eyes 'ilia weary body won the battle, end a few mernetitS Ater I 'MIS strsteli.:i out Ivan a little iron bed in is little waitewashed them, very -MU& like a cell to e (prison. The mattress was rather hard, I rimembet, ana the coverings nob over antrin t but they Were infiuitely pre- ferable to a cold bench; with the eight fog for 0, blanket. • • , Yes, it had Wine to the I How tatraoge It was to realize that 1, whose proaperous busineW enterprises had Wilde my name do even known throughout the bountry that it was &tenter to every Child in -every little tillage in the laud, and Whoaequipage and ). " d • °creme 3rd, 18- a -TUC PAPUA or lIdeflint ardr Twain on the Da,tigoint of FaVelltUR. WHO MOST NEED ACCIDENT INSURANCE, ai:Vaari in the ticket Ofdoe eald: A .1 d Have an accident insurance ticket "o," I geld,, after studying the matter, over a little. "ND believe nob; I AM golug to be travelling by rail all day to-daY. However, to -morrow I don't travel. Give me one for to -morrow." The man.dooked puzzled. Be said: "But it is for awident ineuranue, and u you are going to travel by rail--" "11 I am going to travel by rail 1 alut'udi need it. Lying atehoree in bed is the *tug dm afraid of"a I had been looking into this matter, Last year 1 travelled 20,000 miles, cilmoet enttaely by rail; the year before 1 travelled over 25,000 miles, half by sea. and half by rail; and the year before that 1 travelled in the neighborhood of 10,000 miles, ex- clusively by rail, I mapped° it I put in all the little odd journeys here and there, 1. May say I have travelled 60,000 miles dur- ing,the threaveare I have mentioned. And never an Accident, bier a good while t Maid to myself every morning: 4' Now I have esos,ped thud far, and so the chances are just that ni1101) increased that I shall °etch it this `time. I will be ohrewd, and buy an awlident ticket," Aod to a dead moral certainty oaaw thane • • and Weal to beddhatnight without a jOint started or a bone splintered. 1 got tired of that sort of daily bother, and fell to buying awident ticketthat were gooth for a month. I said to nlyeelf, '4 A. man can't buythirty blanks in one handle." But I Was Mistaken. There was never a prizs in Le lot. I could read of railway accidents every,cley-the newepeper attatoephere was foggy with them, but somehow they never came my way. I found I heal vent tt.good deal cif money in the aceidettli business, and had nothing to show for it: My suspicions Were aroused, and I began to hunt for somebody that had won batiste lottery. I • found plenty of people wise had indested, -butanot an individeal who had ever had 11.0 accident or made a cent. I stopped buyied aeoident tickets and went to ciphering. The remit wb,s astounding. The peril lay not in travelling, but in staying at hem& • t runup •or STATISTICS DEAR Maxpatt,,•The enclosed packet was banded me by a patient calling.himeelf Alfred, Landis, juit a' yetar ago, with the request that I should keep it • for a year, and then send it to iteaddrees. The patient, Landis; had been suffer- ing fthin aoute ' mania, imagining himeelf the .victira of a donepiraoy. A littleawhiled before Ms death, however, he had a, lucid inNeavel, se frequently 000urs in suoisacasee; sod it watt in this brief time *et he -wrote and handed me this paokedwitla the iequeet mentioned.-Yery respeotfully, .hs BUDD, MB., , Inssite Asylum. d.Tcedire.. Eleaner-Rollies, New York. 1 -opened the other note With ttgreen a hand, and recedes follow.: ' • "Oh, Dick! Dick 1" di:totaled the little lady befote mei burating into ',team "I thought yob bad entirely recovered, 0„to here you *1r talk:died/sore wildly than -ever. Ob,iny heart will break with this diettp- poiatment." • Flow I•louged to Itiett away thd teeth from those ktudly bright 431t113 eyee, and take the sweet little, women.10 tny atlas household- itixtirtee had formed the sebjeot and hash her grief to red open My bosom. Eritatuade-When yea theeive this shall hear° been dead for is year, and: beyond the reach of aldworldly geprCagh: I cannot bear to think of your having suth a shook aa this letter. must give yett,iiintil abilence has had time to obitipeeate in some degree .your affection for me. -", Day_name a not Rolling.: Thati•is% the, name of an 'old _playmate ,mine, Whinier :strong resemblanee tramyself used to inmate a great deal of commeat. • , " As grew to' niatilthOd '1 fell into temptation. and &dratted myself and my I was asharcied of my,nanse, and Emboli:idea thalhaege it and leave the natio& Of country where I was known. Richard. Bodine a,t this time Was growing. wealthy, ' and his name and !woven known -all over the country. I wininenced, a eyetem • of .swincliirig by pawing myself off wider his name,. imitating the out of hie beard • and. hair -and even his trioke of apeech. was a sharp game, and meny time . I was on the brink of detection% • " When I. met you I had already ola. tainad aninimense sum of monedby this -means,.a,nd had ootioluded to live a quiet .a.nd' Weedy life, if I could do do. • You will rethembee how careful I was to live privately after we were married: I' was afraid of your heating. the eeporte • about, me, and I studiously keptevery newspaper from you that contained any allusion tO me; for •at that time they. were full of tinware at 'the poor bankrupt, Who ts now living inluxury," ete. The anxiety mid strain of those days brought oh" the brain troebles;whiohl have never been free. from until the preoent tircie, when .they tell me I must die in a few hours. Try'to, forgiv,e. the for my deeeption, and forget me as SOW as you can. ALSAND LANDIS." ' . . and Wae amazed to find- 'that After all' the. glaring ' newspaper headings coucerning milioad disasters, less than 300 people had reallyalost their lives by those disasters in the preceding ttvelve months. The Erie road was set down as the moot murderous ha the list. It had killed 46 -or .26,. I de not exactly remember whigh, but I know the number was clindidb that of iny other road. But the fact straightway seggested iteelf that the Erie wita•ati inamensely•long road, and did.more bueiness than any other line in the oountry ; the double number of killed ceasedlo be matter for eurprise. By further figuring, at appeared that between New: York and •Roohester the Erie ran eight petelenger trains eath ay everdadttreasixteen-altdgethei=aiddamtra- ried a dally average •,..of '6,000 . per- sons.. This is about a minion :in six Menthe, the population . �f New Yprk city. Well'athe Brie kills .from thirteen to. tweattathree persons out of its 1,000,000 in six maths ; and in the seine .time 13-,000 mit Of New Yeall'a 10000,000 died in their bean I My flesh crepe a my hair. stoolon end a "This is appalling," I 'said.: The, dander isn!t• in travelling by mil, but in trusting to those deadly beda, I will never sleep in a ,bedagain." I had figured•on ciOnsiderably leas than one-half thelength of the Erie road. it was plain that the entire aoad must transport -at least 11,000 or 12,000 people eaerY. cle,Y,„ There are many Alert roade-funaing,-- outof-riestond that do fully. half as ranch ; a great many 'etch reeds. There are . many roads float- tere(1 abdut the Unton that do ' .7-11 . - //AT, ,f FOlt TER • KIDNEYS, LIYER AND URINARY 0 AU WI= BlIX87r 1E11.001i Utfelltf Teere is only one way bywhielailea &demeans ' • be mired, and that js by removing the cause- . whatever it may De. The great medical author* ities of the day declare that nearly every disease is caused by deranged kidneys or liver. To,rastore theft herefore ie. the enly way bi_which health can be scoured. Ef ere is where avrtruerat Sete Cure has achieved its great reputatlod• It ado , directly upon the kidueys and liver and by 'plea them in healthy condition calves &settee and pain from the system,. Por Lithe and 'Urinary troubles, for the distrese.ng dis- ordero of women, tor Malaria and physical tronblee generally, -this great remedy has no woo. c.awarc of impostors, imitationi. and conoucticrei said th be Just tee goo& • For Diabetes ask for %yammer% nage Vbs. hetes ("etre. For sale by all dealers. c, ILL H. Watild/dElit (.10., Termite, Club. Ithehester, Y 1.1ondon Eng. -.W'hat a flood of light was let in, dpon, my Mind by this revelation. tementhered Ilandift very .well 'now, as a boy who bad been' very like me in eppearance and who had afterward turned out Way and.diettp- peared from 'our native town. Hoeg too was an. eiplanittion of I be nue-. , • teriouti .paragraphe about me Which -bad 'plizzled me eo mu& from time to time,. and ..the, -mysterious tattooed star was a mystery no longer. • For Landis and ,I had taken the freak, ae boys often dor of lanitating the markt; we altad-weti-on dadore, and had uaed the Waite give me, but fot my part e d star of needle•pointe to do the work with, C. 3. enArrei "Malden Mass., Fet). 1, 1880. Gentlemen - 1 suffered with attaeke of sick headaehe," Nenralgia,• female troubles, fdr yo,ers in the most terrible and exornotatiugmaneer, ' No medicine or dootor could, give :ne relief or cute me until I used Hop Bitters. " The first bottle • Nearly clued me;P Thu second made me as well and thong all when a &ail& "And I ho,Ve been so to this day." My husband was an invelid, for Yeev With a *erious * "Hidney,•liver mut urinary cemplairit, ," Pronounced by Boaton'e best "In curable I " , • Seven bottles of your bitters cured hien and know of the • Lives ef 'eight pereons " • - In ray neighborhood that have hew saved your bitters, And many more are using them with gni) benefit. * • . " They aimed • Da nuraclek? " • -Mez. MD. Slack. . A PRODDIXOUS thothfore it Was Polito presume that an average of 2,500 passengers a, day for each -road in the country would be about dorthot. There are 846 eailwaye ia our country, and 846 times 2500are 24115,000. So the. rail.. .witys of America move morn than 2,000,000' peep1eaderylaay-650 000,000cif peeple is year, without counting the Sundays. They do that -too --there is -no question about it - though where they get the raw material is not °tear beyond thajdriediationof my saitla radio ;for I have hoisted the census through - and through, and 1 fitul, that there are not. that many peopledn the United States by a matter ,,of 610,000,000 • a,t •the.very least. They must use some of the same people; over again, likely, „ , a . San Francisco ia one-eigh bh as populous 'as New York; thare ere 60 "deaths a week in the former. and 509 a weekin the: hater -if they have luok. Thea is 3,120 deaths aye& an San Francisco, and eight times as Many in any/ York -say 25,000 -or 26,000. The health of the two places is the samd. So:We will let it stand as a fair presumption that this will hold good all over the. country, and. that oarteequently, 25,000.out of every million of people we have mast die every year. That amounts' -to one -fortieth Of our total population. ONE trrilfoo 0C t78 Dili DIE. AMTUALLT., I lost the oompamonehip 0 e kindred soul would acid for me the poesibil lity of happiness in life. Towards the end cif. the .year I eats' is singular change come over • the mender' of my friend 9.nd commtnime. She beosate is little less fardiliar and. eonietinieel die.. covered a look of doubt and terror in her,, odes. eAb last one day I found her weeping bitterly. Tremblingly 1 asked her to explaiu the 0.0,1114 of her tears. . At firstathepould "-only sob, *but at laet elm whispered: -It is only the old question -of your delu. It yeas the &et tiMeitt many months' tnitt either of us bad" alluded •to the subject. Heaven knowahow Iwas tempted for is motnent to lie to her, and deny my identity. .110 1 wiped the unmanly suggestion of my own Weaktittee* and. said .'! " no not let us apealt of that." "NO," she burst out, in a ,thise aimed of defiance. "1 have not told yOu the truth. I am begiritting to doubt thyself, and not you, Selxietinsea 1ocean, to see a 4Ifference, met in yoar face or form, not in iy outward thitigs. but in your soul. I never lovekteni before yell left ma DA- Ido now. r elmost doubt that I loved you truly. Then it was entirely affeotion, now tale tioteathing deeper and etrOuger.a Look in my dyes,e,n4 tell .the truly. Are .you' my husband'?" If 1 shOuld live for 00U:tries, X" thotild • - NalartelThow dew to the side of het I loved and from 'whom nothing but death Was, ever again to part Me ? . All these things happened many. years age, and I am now getting on in life with a tweet and good.Wife tied as fide a pair of boys as any man in the lend: But I shear never forget' how ter one .year of my life I was au -impostor in spite of myself. a • t • Perished its the filnow:4-• paring the night of 'Fridity kat a man battled Gilbert Germano started for bin hoine, some five miles distent frora a tavern at Little Mille, near Leurenoeville, Que. Being lame and in liquor, be could not re. Kist the severe cold, as web as the blinding storm, mud's° periahea When Within Mateo acres of his own dew. A mittened hand above the snow Was the only mark that led.. to the lidding of the frozen body by neighbor, The &cowed was 50 yearn of ago, and leaves teaviife and three hfidren. ••• The coated The comet is in the northwest, and early in the evenieg is about half Way between the horizon !Ma the zenith. Look for it between the Northerneroes and.the Greet Square of regattas, and • nearer the latter. Ituumni not be likely to find it withont is glass althoUgh it is vieible to the naked Ode. rda good Opera glass will allow. it teOTIES BET F1707.14% tFrom the Boston 01014.1 • • • • leases, Editors. The abiive ls a good likeness of tIrs, facjia,11 ham, ot Lr.m, Oilman ethcir MUD= L -,P1101 truthfelly callcdthe 'TieenFriond ottoman," ...is some • of her correspondents love to :tidy:ion Ohs is reals•ze:y x:.voted to.her work; which Islas onteom0 tit a '111 a-nilay, And le olCgod to keep six 14..dy asidetrzets, to he:ober answer the laroo 0OrfesPOndtmcir daily liners iriupoia cacti' bearing its dada, _lteatraot_eeepaine„ on joy at rafeas_cfrom :it,: Tien Vegetable Cem2otttid is a medicine f or' good and no perposes, have 'personally inVestlgated It an tun satisfied of the'tinftli•of the* • .. • Ca amount of ifs proven merit:Alf is. reetheneed cod presoribed by the best physicians in the conn One says: "It works like a Chaim' e:tst sates pain.. It will care raitirety as worst toed cf.f of the literia; LesoOrrhtes, irregular r=6; Yithsteuetion, all cve.rinii Treallee;•Itillen=tatt ullieratien, Vomit's!, an DiSpiacoments ene. 'Sequent spinal weskr_eze, c.,,t1 is es:peck:4%v alis 'thfet°rberallingeaet.ebtsre'vtfeaye'." po.r'tioiabil the gratz=, 80 DOW life and vigor. It rim:levee faintnees, esti destroys all Cravir.gfor rtirdedatte, and ;shores :noes of the storeaoh. 0117,01 Blosting,, Heat NervoueFrostration, General Deldlty, Sleep: : Depression and ',ziligr.stion, not teelini 'down, caneng ltd-^, weight:and rackachs, permanently erzed by Us pea It will at al under all tirruinstalicee; act in harinonY that governs the tamale Banana' It costs only ;timer liettio.or Six fer ; :dreettate Ana Settee requi red as r the nainok many who have been xr oatien:etrthboymthosine:ormer,t,:se mapige.ta.a. ie obtained. by addreteinplirti:F.,,with . For Kidney Complaint of etthcr sok t! MistirpAssed as'nbundant testirionisis sh, .Finktam's Liver 0378 000 CabtIst in world tor the cure Of ( TOoninesa and Tornitilkf Of the 1 Prifileiweaksivonfiegzin its sPecial Dnan. tnemial 11.11 land rosiic et Ater:I:of 11P.A.,/ T exibit'on tO do good to other:, • •- rodeereateata, • . ara, • • Out of this thilliod ten or tvielve thdditand are stabbed, '. shot, ' drowned,-. 'hanged, poisoned Or , Met • similarly violent death in . some other popular way, . each . iis perishing by. kerosene, lama and hdoptikirt coefiagratton, getting baried•in coal mined; *41114 off housetops, breaking through chu.rolx orlentureoroo* floors/taking patent inediaines or commit- ting suicide in other forms. The Eric Rail.. way hills from twenty-three to forty -six ; the other,845 dailroede kill an .aserege •ot one.tbird of is man each; aed •the reat of that 1,000,000, amounting in the aggregate to theappalliegdlatire of 981,631 oorpsee, die neutrally it their hede I • You will exouse me from • taking any moth chanties on those • hells. The rafiroadra are good aenengh for mo. And my advice' to all peeeile teadonli stay isonse any: more than you can help; but when you 'hare' got to stay home a while hay a package of these 'insurance tiokete and sit up eights. YOU °Linnetbe too flatitionS. [One oat Bee now why I answered that ticket agent in the manner recorded at the top of this sketch.] * The moral of this 'composition is, that thoughtlefis people' grumble more than is fair • about railroad management. - When we consider that every day and night of the year itilly 14,000 railway trains ot Yard oils kinds, freighted with life and -armed with death, go thundering oter the land, the marvel is, not that they kill 800 human beings in a tevelveremitha but that they do not kill 300,titrthe 800.. , Solloodeoinreitteensantizaminingeohdar 'Where the north pole ? " don't -know, Bit," "Don't know! Ate you not ashame4 that yeti don't knee/where the north 'pole is?" "Why, sir, if Sir dolm Franklin and. Dr, liana °Ad Captain De. Long conidn't lind it, how should / know tvber6 it lad" ' HE' (MEAT OT,RFOE r. o 0 FOR As it Isl.* ali tho )13i%511 efacar... or 4126 E ItIONF.yamveR Mao ROWELS. e a• blsaoes tbis Oatani of DO acrid poison to that 03 1885 :Do drocleal_saifferitkr, which ea only ID, vidtbatlf ItheamatL>rc Cam. realize. 4 . , THOUSANDS OF CASES • or 00 womb' fora* of this, temble disco,* ... es nave ;van quickly ropaved, cate.lifoliort gine g v„,,.::: e,,,P,,E„rrir„E(Pi,:rntv, gc.O.R.E.'. nP,„,,.:(1.8,8. 4Py , 1 W-4214. 4.-A-RXOic.11"DhSeCITI:ISCoriDii;v1instott v. crIAA. °Me C -U 1V,8.88.„, m.vs8 5300080 wormy to stop loom lei ii UM nod thea lava nos romm. ligain, 7iO4,,eshistln raiS. s1%ra 1170ziG11:o . eirinPi7esy or PALMO SICK,1(Sanrcgstciy. I Warrant My itt ,,,t0Ltaootietlmve failed is an rosann far 0 1' s let ring a tura. :Rudest r0ouldadaciff'7 nothing s trial, and V. t it ill in pa:. Dr. fk.,J 1100. Nati St.. 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