The Clinton News-Record, 1910-01-13, Page 3January Ink 1910
TWO UGLY, ANIMALS
Those eig Pigs, the Rhinooeros
and the Hippopotamus.
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THEY ARE HARD TO CAPTURE.
Getting Away With One of the Golosiel
Brutes Makes the Work of Trapping
the Big Fennell Seem Like Centre'
• Plae—Methode of the Hunters.
Trappiug the blg felines is child'a
play compared with the work of cop-
e. turiug Mow eumberiug colossel aril -
teals of the "big pig" Motile. the rbi-
aoceros aud the bippopotatutts.
Too stupid to tame or to break to a
baiter and too heavy to tratisport
through hundreds of miles ot wilder -
It would take a man ball' * life-
time to bring our of these five to six
thousand pound creatures oilt ot a Jun -
ale Into civilization. 'Therefore tee
-expert's only chatiee ts to tied a cow
with a calf and to capture the young
one.
Compare -0 with the alert, grim ex -
teller of we relines. tbere le little in
the appearance of a phlegmatic, pon-
derous pig like a rhinoceros to indicate
its real ferociousness. There is bard -
3y a wild animal ln existence which is
Thore dangerous than this rarest ot. all
our menagerie captives. Awkward aa
the great creatnre appears when at.
rest, once aroused it dashes through
the densest thicket with -the irresisti-
ble speed of an expresi trate.
To catch a rhinoceros the trapper
proceeds with preparations much as
would an explorer bouud for n two or
three year expedition In the interior
of an unexplored continent,. for the
difficulty confronting him is the three,
fold one of first penetrating a thou-
sand or more tittles into the interior;
-second. of finding not only a rhinoce-
ros, but a rhinoceros cow with a calf
oid enough to capture, and. lastly, of
transporting his prize across hills and
tnountains aud plains, over rivers and
ravines, across swamps and througn
.forests to civilization.
Skirting swamps and rivers. the men
-are ever on the lookout for tbe deep,
mind spoors, like a ple plate deice!)
into the mud, for in this wet ground
tile rtnuoceros loves to wallow. Fre-
emently fire or six months elapse be-
fore the tracks of a cow and a calf are
picked up.
Noiseless and fro rn well to leeward,
the trapper and bis men gradually
steal nearer until the cow and the
.calf are luclosed in a circle. From
ahead, out of the maze ofcane aud
-creeper, sounds the uneasy stutnping
.of the cow. With a half snort, Pelf
arunt, in an Instant the rhinoceros is
all attention. Head raised and nostrils
stunning, sbe searches the air steadily.
.At sight of one of the savages the cow
-dashes with the speed of a race horse.
at the man, cbarging the human decoy. •
and at that instant the trapper's rifle
is beard. and her furious charge is
-over, provided the bullet reachesthe
theart by striking just behind the left
-foreleg—the only vulnerable point in
the inch thick armor with winch the
-beast is clad.
Now and then it happens tbat the
trapper fails to kill in time—his. gun
may miss tire, intervening trees may
interfere or the marksinau may miss
Ms aim. Then tbe fife of the decoy
depends upon his own agility. Torun
to one side before the rhinoceros is al-.
• tuost on top of bini would be fatal. for
the swift brute would overtake him
with a few bounds. His hilly hope is
to wait until the deadly horn is atincist
.at his feet and them with the swift-
eae Of at mongoose dodging the aim of
•a cobra, to leap to oue side while tbe
ponderous creature. unable to turn
short in time. dashes onward uuder its
-own impetus. Twice. three tittles, a
'clever entire hunter will dodge in tbis
way, giving the trapper ample tittle to
bring down the rhinoceros..
Then comes the tracking of the
frightened colt lois tied at the
first sign of troutee, and soon) .it Is
pushed, prodded and shoved up tt
bridge of log skids into a ettge of the
bullock cart.
But even 11101T (11111gPl'011n is the trim -
ping of thu. hippopotamus. for.
/hough in itself •the "rhino" Is a more
-P11 vage antagonist Mao the "river
ltorse," the trapper hunts the former
en land and brings down at a Fere dis-
tance, whereas in tlie case of the hip-
popotamus he must tight in the same
primitive fashion that savages hare
used for ages. Hand to maw, as It .
were, he must engage this two ton
enenster while standing in the bow of,'
a frail canoe, for the hippopotamus.
.as its name. the -river horse." means.
is a land and water anietal and mast
be hnrpooned ;Ind brought ashore be-
fore It expires, otherwise it wouln sink
at once to the bottom of the river. the
-coveted calf escaping among the tit her
bippopotainuses Instead of following
-the stricken cow to shore. so that the
youngster may he caught —A. W.
Atolker to St. enchains.
low
• The Blue Danube.
The Danube still retains its anelent
*Menders. The !thine is the river of
vine clad, gunny link; ruined castiee
,on rugged crags. niedinevai history
and modern glory In war and it) penee.
41 river bright OP the warble of a bird
in the wood. The Danube Mile carry
immense. almost untouched, forests,'
bather and grunder than the heights of
-the Rhine. In the midst of Mix Heil.
deep green verdure lonely while moon-
eafris brenk in on the eye. There are
many wayside chapels. too. On the
banks. In ROIPinti. wesotno. majestle
-.beauty the Danube far wets the
abelery. pretty Rhine. and It wiled be
<*elled n pity that eo few A MeriCah
trnvelers mire a tour tm this
werlhably superb river.—Omaha Bee.
SHOE SIZES,
How the Btendarci of Meatturernent
,Was Esteblisholl,
It 1st most dlillette for matte personti
to remember the sixes of their differ'
etit urtieles Of W011ritig apparel. Ool-
lers.sbirts niglgiOrPa are env enougle
becutow to the .ctosto of these It is a`
mutter ot tuella] invitee. But Me hat
niet 5110e numbers tire what puzzle
most people, to say trotting of the
mystery why n Nu. 11 stoceing goes
with a No. 8. slioe.
Tine last pirezie is. hoWever, easily
expleined. Sttiekings intee always
twee measured by the loch from beet
(1) toe, but the numliering of stews
WIls fixed a knot tithe ago be at Freoele
matt.
The Frenebtrath permanently fixed
the numbers of shoes for all Europe
arid A me rime 11 e ttrhltrnrlly decided
thet no butuan foot could possibly he
smaller thanthree aud seveu-eightit
inches. So. coiling Dile point zero, he
nhlowed one-third Of WI inch to siZe
and aceortlingly built up his seine, It
follows teerefrom that a man cannot
dud out the number et his own shoe
unless be be sto expert arithmetician.
Even then he Is likely to go wrong.
because all the shoe experts atlow for
the weIght of the Individual and the
build of his foot before they try to
determine what size shoe he ought to
weer.
As far as wornen's shoes ere con-
cerned the problem is still more dint,
cult, becauee many of the tpanufee-
turers instead of keeping to the mem-
tar scale have martied down their
numbers one or twe stunt In order to
capture easily flattered customers, For
this rett'Son most deniers ask Mit 'of
town customers to send an old shoe
whit their orders,—
The eeeteni et meastteing hats is
much simpler. Any nem ran etsil what
size he wears simply by acidieg the
width and leugtb of lite inner • brim
anti then dividlog by tWo. Orders can
also be sent to the shopkeeper by
staitIng the circumference of the bead.
—Roston (Hobe. t •
BURNED PAPER MONEY.
Source of Great Profit to the Govern-
ment and Banks. '
At the redemption windows of the
treasury and of the subtreasuries of
the country atly silVer vain that has
not been mutilated and whieh
still is veeognizable as from the mints
of the United' States. will he redeemed
at fates vstitte, this in spite of the
feet that the.silver in the WOrlt coin
may eta be worth Mei its face value.
As to gold mite the government settuts
only It S1111111 portion of tae lose :from
abrasion; but. neeordingS to weight.
theee worn gold coins'always. are re-
deemable. • .
In the ease of the plipar turreery
two-fifths of a note must be Presented
if it Shitil be redeemed tor te newnote
issued. and. no. matter what- the evi-
dence • may • be as to total deetreetion
of this paper eurienicy, the government
regardsit ne the holder's individual
loss with which it Is no •further cote
cerned, lire May.. melt $1.000 .worth
ofesiirer coins end ft is wOrth its metal
value. It May melt $1.000 in gold
cOints and the •tutin will 'MO .$1.000 in
new twenty dollar gold • pieeee for the
mass. But the asbes of S1,000 in pa-
per curreney is without Tattle.
Iti the thousands of fires over the
country -every .year Involving office
bnilditig, factories, lei:tines:4 houses
and fatuity teseiiient-es 01.1 Ileteld total
of legal tender boles of all etude ate
destroyed. Every pteee Of stall 'tepee
lost is loss 10 tine.holder 111)0 gee) td
the•goreetimeht ,or to it national liatet.
It is a promissory note hopelessly .lost
to the belder. It le even more.'•for in
tnatty • eases all individual Man might
redeem bis debt *obligation if 11P WPM
assured by the itoklete of it that . 1 he
piece of papereo• which lie had eigised
ids eed been desiroyed by steel -
d Nit and by no ,ebstiice. eould etire'ep
again against .eineetehleago Tribune.
. • Pope se "s. Witnets. .
Pope, nee elerriek, -made but n,prier
figure in the. wIttieste box. kits was
cited to •nppent 111 defense :of Bishop
A Iterlmry when eine prelate was tried
for nigh treasoe Ilia beitee ot Pirtle
In 1723. "I never vou10 speak in imb-
ibe" he told Spent* attieivard, -and, I
'don't believe thet wet; ti set thlog
1 eould give an stecount ;ley story
to twellve frietele -together, though I
etred tell It to any •Iiintes of them witn
a greet deal of -pleasure. Muse I was
to appear for thesbishop .01 Iteellester
In his 'tend, though I end but ten
%vents to :WY and that on It plain point
(how the bishop eneet -his tithe When
1 erne with hint at Ittattietwe I made
tVU or three Wonders. in 1* ltd that
uotwithetanding the tirst row of kinds
twilieh watt all t cook] see) were most;
ly of tity itegMticitaace." -- London
Standard
. .
. The Lost 'Company.
"Hungry. 1 suppoee'i" sttid the sharp
fared woman as she epened tbe duos
just a 'little bit. '-
"W'y, no." Answered the ragged way -
hirer. -rve cleain fagot now to be
hungry. But l'iti out mid out lonely."
el.ottely:"
"I es. You see. 1.-latin't Mid nothing
to eat, for so long that hee got too thin
I can't cast no eleultler. *1 *1 you ain't
ho idea what conunthy st tuan'a 81111d.
der Is to 111111 while he is travellie
along the rend," •
Considerate.
Mug -gifts Is iwt hinelsome, end ho
knows It When hie thew baby Was
born be naked. "noes It look like MeV
Of Course they replied in the editerta.
tive.
said be, with a sighs "brenk
It to my Wife gentle."—London
Bits.
'SALT' 'ENCRUSTED 111111ASk'
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Desert of Which Arabs Of Southern
Tunis Stand In Terror.
The most dreaded spot in Tunis is
a salt marsh desert known as the
Shutt Jerid. Arabs hold this place in
horror as litany a caravan, straying
away from the trail, has gone down
to a terrible fate in the salt incrosted
morass which in places is said to be
1,200 ieet deep. Recently this desert
has been grossed by a worean—a
French woman, needless to etate—
Myriam Harry by name, who made
the ghastly journey in a small auto-
mobile.
The following account of the feat
appeared in. a French publication:
Aeconapanied by a native and a
camel carrying water and petrol,
Mute. Harry set out from, Gabes, 90
miles west of which the salt desert
begins. As far as eye can see it is a
dead white plain of saltpetre and
magnesium crystals, without a vestige
of vegetation,
The alleuce is appalling. No birds,
no snakes, not even a fly or a mos-
quito is to be seen. There is a nar-
row pathWay through the marsh, and
natives have rammed in wooden pests
here and Mere as warnings against
specially dangerous places. These
stick out of the glittermg surface like
masts of sunken wrecks.
The salt mud is a moving mass
whicli continuously throws up to the
surface what it has swallowed up.
Skeletons of men and beasts of bur-
den, .bleached as white as snow by
the action of the salts, lie strewn
about.
"The glittering salt 'Articles which
soon covered us," Mine. Harry writes,
"gave us the impression that we were
traveling in polar lands, althpugh a
wind that blew from the south scorch-
ed us like the breath from a fiery fur-
nace. Many mirages were observed.
These, the Arabs say, are created by
evil spirita to lure travelers to their
doom. '
"We had covered 80 miles without
mishap vhen a second's inattention
'caused the car to swerve and the
wheels sank through the treaeberous
salt crust. Fertunately we had been
seen, and the car was lifted out ol
the mud, camels' thigh bones serv-
ing as levers, by some friendly na-
tives who conducted us to the village
of Kriz."
Amelia Knew Her Business,
Amelia was all sweet, nice and ner-
wine, and she said to her sweetheart:
"You have been so old a friend 1
'Avant to tell you something. I am,"
and she blushed, "I am going to be
married!" ,
"Waal" he cried 'hoarsely. "Before
you go further hear me. I must say
it, theogh I have no right now, but
I will have less right later. I love
you. I adore you. I have loved you
since we were children together. I do
not see how I can live and see you
the wife of another. But at least you
will know that I have loved you alt
these years, and when you hear the
wind sigh over my distant grave—sof
course that it nonsense" --
"Don't take on so, john Henry,"
she said softly. "I'm going to marry
—your' •
Then the strong man fainted, and as
she bent oyer him a determined' lit-
tle line showed about her mouth, and
she muttered, "I had to do some-
thing to bring him to it."
Our System of Notation.
• Some system of notation has been
used since time out of memory.
The first record we have of it ie of
figures written with a stick on --a Mat
surface covered with sand. Befgre
that all calculations were made with
pebbles, beans and the .like. Evbn
now the -Chinese do their calculating
with little stones or beads strung
on' wires, in a frame. The Romans
first used vertical lines—I, II, III, etc.
—to express numbers, The. Arable
figures, which we commonly thie at
the present time, are of much earlier
date. The, -Arabic aystenA is chiefly
valuable on account of the great con-
venience it affords by giving a figure
a value according to the place It oc-
eupies in the line. By this system
4:he most enormous sums can be ex-
pressed by the ten little characters
which. form the numerical alphabet.
• Laporte, and the Voting King.
. When Louis XIV. was only eight
•ears .old his love tor wrestling and •
other be ish sports gave many un
easymoments to one Laporte,. his ett-
fendant. On one such occasion he in-
sistede despite all entreaties, in roll-
ing about the .floor endeavoring to
overiorne• his cousin, the .Count of
Artois. Laporte calmly put on his hat
and sat • dotan. Louie; jealous even
at that age • of his kingly dignity, at
once demanded •
"How can you perthit yourself 'to
.
it and 'remain covered in the pres-
ence of your king?"
"Pardon me, sire," retorted Laporte,
but I did notthink that a king was
ig the room. -
And Figures Don't Lie.
Johnny came home the eother night
vittiedbar glee, wearing the arithmetic
"What is that for?" asked hie
mother.
"That's the prize for doing exam -
pies," said johnny. "I did this One,
`11 our new baby weighs eleven and
a half pounds and gains an ounce
etteh day'—'eauee you told Mrs. Smith
she s 'lid yesterday — 'how • much will
alit eweigh when she's twenty years
old? And the answer Was 466 pounds.
And the teacher said I earned the
prize."—Christian Advocate, •
Poetry and Prose.
"What. a beautiful sight it is. Mrs.
Bates, to, see your two little boys al,
witys together!" the summer boardet
explained in an ecetacy on the ap.
protteli of Bobby and Tommy Bates
heed in hand. "Such brotherly love
is as rare as 11 is exquisite."
Mrs. Bates nodded in assent, •
"I tell Ezry," she said, "that they're
as insep'r'ble as a pair o' pants,"
A Question to Be Considered.
"Do you consider plagiarism permis-
sible under any cireurnstaneesr
"Well," answered Senator Sorghum.
'it's pretty hard when you find your.
self compelled to make a ehoice el
being interesting or original."
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Clietoo News -Record
'-'1intriff-t-Hrtiffilidt:—. •
Denies That All Women Are Liars
and Cats. as Man Amiens,
Some time ago a famous Italian
philosopher wrote all essay on women
m which he declared all members of
the sex to be liars and eats. Herron.'
The feet that the wreteh still lives.
IS proof his rank assertions are taken
at their true value end mostly treat-
ed with the eontemptuous silence
they deserve. Another statement
'made by Una wise philosopber la that
every word which a woman wastes
on another is a libel tbat would be
actionable in a court of law, if such
were not administered by men. Think
of that, 0 yo angels of earth! Aa
might be expected some stinging re-
plies have been made to this velum-
mator of Eve's daughters.
When man accuses woman of being
a liar, writes Dorothy Dig, she can
at least retort, "you are another."
Let it not be forgotten tbat Saphira
is the wife of Ananias. Moreover, 11
women are given to telling tarradich
dies, their dependence upoo men
and the fact that they have to flatter
and' cajole everything they get out of
their lords and mastereegoes a long
way towards excusing, if it does not
justify, the feminine propensity to
zig-zag from the straight line of yes-
aeitY.
Nomatter how much a man likes
you, he cannot bring himself to abide
the sight of sicknesa and sorrow.
He is sorry for you, but he will
walk 10 blocks rather than run the
chance of meeting yon, and Boeing
your tears, and. baying to lieten to
your troubles,
It is your woman friend that comes
to you to your hour of grief, when
you feel that you must die if some
warm human hand does not blast)
yours. It is your woznaa friend that
lets you weep upon her breast the
tears that heal and comfort. It is
Ydur woman friend that listens with
infinite patience while you go over,
and over, the dreary litany of some -
sorrow that, somehow, it takes the
sting from just to tell to sympathetic
and cernprehemling ears. •
No mart would do filet' for a wo-
man. No men would do that even
for another' men; and this is the rea-
son that when a nian gets into trouble
he always goes to a woman.
Turning from the individual woraan
to the man, we have a thousand
beautiful charities into which woman
love for •woraan has flowered.
In every eity, in every town, there
am hospitale where poor women May
be doctored•and ettrecl for while sick;
there are homes where old women
may end their days in peace; there
are nurseries where the working wo-
man may leave her babe in safety
when she goes out to tabor. of a morn-
ing; there are homes where the way-
ward girl's feet may be set again in
paths of rectitude. •
It is wornan's hand that is held
out always to the weak and unfortun-
ate ,of her sex.
If you ask the working girl who got
her her first place nine times Mit el
ten she Willi tell you that it was some
woman. . If you ask the struggling
genius who gave her her first uplift
she will say that it was one of her
own sex. .
Surely, that alone ought to settle
for all time the idiotic assertion that
women are cats, and that the mere
sight of another woman flits them
: with envy, spite and all uncharitable-
ness, and causes them to get out their
hammers. • '
Woman's best friend is woman.
Every woman knows it, and any man
who thinks the contrary takes a
eingtilarly superficial view of the situ-
ation, or else he has been mighty un-
lucky in the kind. of women that he
has met.
W
Where She Differed From Paul.
Ae•Scotch clergyman called upon a
parishioner, an old woman who wee:
not possessed with many virtues, -but
who „possessed n very varied assort-
ment of vices- He took the latter as
atxtfra serenon and spoke t� het;
at considerable length dpon the sub-
ject, concluding with Some 'extracts
from one of St. Paul's epistles which
he felt to be apropos. .
She didn't speak for several min-
utes after he had finished, and .he
thought that hehad made an impres-
sion upon her et last. He was this: -
taken, however, for she suddenly turn-
ed round with' the remark: `Humph!
•That'*just where Paul and I have dif-
fered these ten years," ,
The argument was not continued.
Death of the Sun,
Matheolatitians differ as to the time
of the extinction* of the sun's light,
and heat. One of them declares, 'At
all events, it seems that, radiating en-
ergy at its present rate, the sun may
hold out CM. 4,0003000 years or possibly
for e,000,000 years, but not for 10,-
000,000 years." Tlus authority claims
that the sun has already dissipated
•about four-fifths of the energy with
which it was originally endowed aoci
that its span cannot possibly be run
out beyond a number of million of
years, which can certainly be counted.
on the fingers of both hands, maybe
on the fingers of one.
A Chinese Gutenberg.
There is pretty good evidence of a
Chinese Gutenberg, one Pi Ching,
who in 1041 carved cubes of porcelain
paste with Chinese characters, after-
ward batted them and "set" the por-
celain :type by help of parallel wires
on a plate of iron in a cement bed.
It is certain that the at of printing
was known in the Celestial empire for
centuries before it came to light in
Europe,
Neighborly Consideratien.
“I heard your 'baby crying nearly
811 night. What was the matter with
it ?" -
"I think she wanted me to get np
and carry her around, but I was afraid
if I did yousel be disturbed by hear-
ing me tramping the floor over your
bead."
No 'thanks.
Berber (to enstomer)--/tazor all
right, sir? Customer—My dear mate
if you bedn't mentioned it I'd never
have known there wag a razor en my
fac.e. Barber—Thankyou, 51*'. Cute
tenter (continuing) --1 thought yea
were using a ..file,—Pearson'.
—CAVALRY OK 'Mt— MOM
The Gait of Mounted Troops Is hiele
ally a Walk.
People unfamiliar with the march.
ing of hoops frequently have the ban
pression that mounted troops travel
1 at a treher gallop while on a march.
' In the cavalry, however, the gait is
usu,ally a walk.
There are reasona for ethie. The
trooper is required to vary his three
weapoust—rifle, pistol and saber --over
100 rounds of ball amnoinition, ' hie
horseshoes and sundry other articles.
all of which add considerable weight
to his own. This weight 'is more or
lees concentrated at a few points hi -
stead of beinguniformly distributed
over the horse's back, so that at a
trot, ha spite of all that may be done
to avoid it, the eoncussion at certain
points is censiderable, and if kept up
tends to develop blisterNd sores
th
tior,r_.li _I
ott e horse's ba ohjell
uex in-
crease until the nimal is no longer
fit to use.'
. Constent vigilance is required on,
the part of the eeptain while on a
longmareh in order to keep his horses
servieeable and prevent his troopers
from becoming dismounted, This is
aceonaplished in part by marching at
a walk whenever the circumstances
will admit it. By means of the walk
we make four miles an hour, says
Capt., W.. F. Flynn, 'U.S.A., in Forest
and Stream, and as Sei miles is con-
sidered a fair day's march it is thus
made in about seven hours, consider-
ing the necessary halts. The wagons
oarryieg our supplies can go no fast-
er than that, and there is rarely any
advantage in reaching one's camping
ground very much in advance of the
wagons, .
On the March each mounted man
carries a lariat and picket pin attach,
ed to his saddle, and as soon as he
unsaddles he seeks a good grazing
place for his horse and drives his pin
in the ground, The horse thus .gets a
limited area upon which to graze.
The pins are changed once or twice
during the evening, and as the horse
stays all night on his rope he.gete a
pretty fair chance at the graes. The
men then put up their shelter tents,
A shelter tent is a convenient little
affair made in two halves to accom-
modate nicely two soldiers. Each sol-
dier carries his half and his polo
with him on his blanket roll attached
to his saddle, so as soon as he un -
'saddles he can geleet his "bunkie"
and put up his tent.
The officers' tents are wall tents,
carried in the wagons. Details of men
put up the officers' tents, get wood
and water fort the cooks, and the lat-
ter build their fire and at once 'set
about getting supper, • On the march
but two meals a day are eaten. After
breakfast the cooks give each man a
liberal sandwich of bacon and bread,
This the man eneloses ize his meat
clue and when he gets hungry eats
it; this constitutes his Midday meal.
Stipper over, a guard is posted to
look out for the safety of the camp,
and the other men usually collect
fuel, build a rousing fire and amuse
themselves by singing, telling Yarns
and cracking•jokes upon each other
till bedtime, which comes pretty early
with men on the march. There are
so many thieg to be done in order
to get the cavalcade .fairly on the
road that early rising is essential,
The guard rouses the cooks long be-
fore• daylight, and by the time the
.horses are fed and brushed off the
cook :Announces breakfast. After
breakfast the tent a are taken down,
wagons 'packed, the horses saddled
and the celumn is once more on the
march. ' .
Bound to Be Ready. •
The family were to leave town on
the 'two o!clock train, so the mother
said, as she was hurrying along the
preparations:
'"Now, cltildren, g'et:ready to go be.:
fore luncheon. Don't leave anything*
to be done at the very last minute."
And the- ehildren said they would
not. • Luncheon 'ended; they berried'
into their 'wraps • and started, In the
hall the .mother Said: .
"Edward, you didn't brush your
teeth." .
"Yee, ma'am, I did,"
"But you couldn't," she said."You
oidn't have time, Why, you fillet this
minute got up from the table."
"I know that," said eldwatd, "bet
we were in such a hurry that 1
brushed em •before •I ate.'
'the Habitable Earth.
The: entire habitable. %area of the
earth. le given at •40,000,00Q square
miles, .of which the extreme fertile
limit niaY bis- put.at .37,000,000 square
miles. With the generally aCcepted
sustaining capacity of 200 persons to
the square mile, this area could by
systema -tic ttllage be made, to yield
subststence to 7,400,000,000 -human be-
ing:5.-. It has • been calculated that
within 210 years the world's popula-
tion will . be swelled to 7,440,000,000
souls. What will happen 300 years
-
hence, when the population of the
earth will' be 16,000,000,000, is a
problem.
They Were For Sate:-
"No or," said the .fussy old gentle -
'man, putting one of the biggest ber-
ries itt his mouth and picking up an-
other, 'what is the sense of having
that sign read, 'Fresh 13erriee For
Sale?' Don't you see that 'Fresh Ber-
ries' would be enough? Don't you
suppose - that everybody knows they
are for solar .
dunno," answered the fruiterer.
"Some folks seent to think I'm giving'
them away," • •
AM4 the old gentleman hastily put
the .berry haek in the box.
Pet and Kettle.'
"1 thought I should laugh right
out," said Mrs,' Cashtort, "when at the
circus recently Mrs, Smith called an
animal a eeraph Of worse she meant
a giraffe. But the fun of it was it
waen't a giraffe. It was a camomile."
—Christian Register.
Misuodentood..
"I would like a straw with Ohs
lemonade," said the lady at the Midi,-
te the Avaiter who was eerying the
beverage.
"Hey?" ejaeulated the waiter, who
was hard of hearing.
"No; straw, I Mild."
I subscription to The Neurs•iltecord for one year for
one dollar.
•
Itigh Class -Suicide.
In China *Weide bas been a fine art
for several- eenturies, fr a mandarin la
minty of miecooduet be is requested
to put bineself out of the laud of the
trhere is a distinctiou, too, In
'he manner 10 whiele the oriental' may
41e. 111)8 is of exulted rank and enti-
tled to wear the peacock feather be Is
privileged to ebolte tilmself to dean)
with gold tear, This is regarded as a
titeinguislitel manner of euding life.
If the intiudartil 0. onty of the rank
teit1 is entitled to wear tbe red betten
• tut must be coutent wite strangliug
Minster wite a Aitken core. Suet/ are
the vistinctions et vaste.
Fitiencial. Information.
"So yon at last yielded to that tunn'e
importunities ane gave him some tip*
ou the marker('
"Yes," answered Mr. Dustin St**.
"What' happened?"
"Wen, they tented out so badly that
-1"tu mighty sled 2 didn't invest any
money ma 'em reeself."—Washiltgten
Stele
. •
consoling-
eTlito- WAS tough meat You fraVe nxa
last night," tette the eustom.er,
"Oh, run along!" saki the dealer,
"You will forget it by the time you
pay for IV—Buffalo Express.
Fettle.
Little Willie—What Is fame, pa?
Fa—Fame, my son, is a ladder with
grease on each rung.—L'ificago News.
The Abyseiniatt w3f 1 the laestd Of
the house. , • —
WOMEN'S WOES
Clinton Women are Finding Relief at
Last,
It does seem that wcirnen have tucaet
than tt fair share of the aches and
pa/ins that afflict humanity ; they
maUt "keep Up," must attend to
duties in spite of constantly 4014
backs, or headaches, ' dizzy spells,
•bearingsdown pains; they must stoop
over when to stoop meanstorture,
Therraust walk and bend and work
with racking 'pains and many- achee
from kidney ills. Kidneys cause
more suffering' than any other organ
of the body. Keep the kidneys well
and health is easily maintained. Read
of a remodel for kidneys only that
helps and cures the kidneys and, is
endorsed by people you know.
Mrs, J. Cook of Joseph St., Clin-
ton, Ont., says : "After suffering With
a severe attack of la grippe, my back
was eo, tender and weak that I
could scarcely get around, A. con-
tinual dull, bearing down pain had
settled in the iegion of the kidneys
and extended around my sides. alp
head.would ache constantly and there
was often a dizzy feeling and spots
appearing before my eyes. I felt
languid and poorly in my general
health and although I knew tny sick-
ness had weakened and disordered the
kidneys'I found eothing to benetlt
me. learned of Booth's 'Sidney
Pills though an advertisement and
procuring a box at Mn. Hohne's
PharMaey, • commenced treatment. It
was a comparatively short *time when
1 had been relieved of the headaches
and dizziness." My eyes eeean to
'clear and were soon strong end well,
The nein gradually left my back and
sides and I strengthened. I am Very
grateful to BoOttne Kidney Pills for
the speedy relief 'given me and will
gladly recommend them." Sold by
dealers. Pritee DO cents.' The R. T.
Booth Co., Ltd., Fort Erie, Ont.,
Sole Canadian. Agents. —.
Repeat Cure will
ways. Cure my Coughs and coli'."
•
Constipation is the
root of many forms of
sickness and of an
endless amount of
human misery.
Dr. Morse's
Indian
lkoot Pills, ti
thoroughly tested by -
over fifty years of use,
have been preyed
safe and certain cure,
for constipation and
all kindred troubles.
Try them.
25ca box,
000 s ELECTION SIGNS.
Th. also. Ar. In Washington, the
Elections Elsewhere,
"Of course we don't !lave any eke:-
tloue of eur own," said ennui f ro>nt
Waithington, "but we nave election tue
tlunttiens, If I may tail them (bate
whlett can't be delineated aleywher*
else In the couotry.
•
"You see, when we Washingtonians
wttut to vote we've got to do it some -
Where else, and as most of us have a.
liugering fou(luese for the (ram:hese
we are pretty likele to 'hang ou to a
resideuee somewneee outside the Die -
tact.
"We 'espectelly like to do it because
it 'nukes us feel as if' we had some
• sort of weapon te tieurish before the.
observieg eyes of the 1)01111e/ens who
lusty 1111Vp something to say about our
toed 91) our jobs. sled when elle time
Comees to go homto vete .we visttelY
oven with importanee.
-Neturatly .a tuitional election is the
one that catches us ail at mice, and it,
is then that the intimatiOns I spoke or
do most abutted. The papers are fell,
of advertieetnents of totals for electiun
expenses.Department. clerks tan tee
accommodated witb SLIMS POVeritig.
their • railway fare, pew clothes for
the trip and a subetautial margin over
and. above necessary items. - The inter-
est is n bit high, but a clerk who is
pining to' go tetck home to spturge a
bit is willing to mortgage his sources ti' ft.w the piestsure.
'"riesSe offers . of luaus till coltintes
of tins, daily papers. Alongside of thent
.are other advertieements, all turning -
on
the one theme, the election,. 'Buy ..
yourself a new Suit to go home. end.
vote in? The grammar is a bit off,
btu the: prices are asserted to be alt .
right. • • ., •
. "in the shop Windows there are do.
ens of election placards: 'Just the hat
to wear when you go 'home to vote.'"
-'Specials in suit eases for. the- election.*
"rakeu souvenir hatpin to yourbest
girl . when you go home tit vote,''Swett suit .for the,election, only di et
week.' and In a. shoe store tivindow.i
erratnp, tramp. tramp, the boys are
intirehleg—home. to vote; weer
shoes and you won't get sore teeth
eerhe ralleviers offer special rates to.
totem, and80it goes:. You won't filatie
tinething like it in any other tewn."--.
•New York Sun: : •
• • .
"Fie's veryPattrattieciuertatir:Ir ninn."
"t es. If the doetor told hint that he
was g9lOg 31) die he would want to
telephone ehend for a good rootn."--
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ew ork flees.
NA) is
at •
We Now Make and Galvanize
Our Own Wire
For many years we have seen where the
quatity of Wire could be improved.. So we
have set a new standard for the Wire in
Frost Fence. ,But, to get this better Wire,
we must Make' and Galvanize it ourselves.
Heretofore, we, like an other Pence.
litakers, had to buy our Wire teadp-made
and ready.ealvanized.
The Wire fornteelyuged le the Frest Pence
-was made under our own inst(uctions. 1
gave better satisfaction than motif Wire, bu
we knew that we could makefar better,
So now we have erected special Mills ht
these Milts we have installed the'most
modern Wire Drawing and Galvanizing
equipment in ekistence.
So we are now equipped to mike better
Wire than has ever been used in Canada.
And we are the only Fence -makers in this
country Making and Galvanising Wire
exclusively tor Fences,
Nearly every 'Wire Pence is Galvanized
too thinly for Canadian purpoies. That's
why so many rust about twelve or fifteen.
years sooner than they should.
Frost scientific Calvanising is about Mt
per cent, thicker and smoother than that on,
any other Fence made in Canada. Yet it
will not chip, scale and fall off.
bio matter whets you look, Or how severe,.
ly you test, you simply.cannot find another '
Fence built and Gatvantscd for permanency
like the Frost. Send for free Booklet.
The Prost Wire Fence Co., -Ltd.,
Hentitse, Ontario 13
Agents Wanted in Open ttiotticts
POS. Fentife
Stodgill, Varna; Stanley, Holmesville; Wm. Addison, Londesboro
Port
•
(LONOON)
Undoubtedly the beti brewed On
the continent, Noved to be so by
analysis of four chemists, and by
awirds of the world's great Eichiet
bitionst eepecially CHICAGO 1893,
where it received 0;004e-s1x points
out of a possible hundred, much
higher than any miter Porter in the
United Steles or Canada.