The Clinton News-Record, 1910-01-13, Page 2r
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#--r-Wl<` y— -t11.11Cg1,fRACY-- "Which We' it?
' '"Are we slaves or are we free wen?' ortlCle III a valuable straw pillow, Ito.
�� ##"�*# thunder tn+s arator. '"1 supe for a r member whs it ,Rile Shakespeare pays.
CHRI VIAS ,
reply." � R 'Uneasy testa the head that bean t sok.
• "Some of us are marriefl," came the a pilIaw.. What'AW 1 bid? Two dal -
.i ... t. I sawyer from the last row of seats.- tars? Thank you! Three Pour --jive--• IAT CAPE H�� � SIX -»six I have. (Cape Horn pr)ces,
*. 25 -for
i�ew fork bun« . .
Cent,_ � gentlemen, b.i�ht-•-ten-ten-aro you
. all done? Toni, you cats have It for
An ApAOctt,nity« $10. You uta et a
w i' g better one In Ban y� «ludas-Ilei 3(tt swear to tell the NCV, I had it shipmate who celeh Francisco for #i0 cents, but you can't
. S - n truth, the whole truth': Vair Witness brated the most grateful Christ, du li ate t for
will ieperfectly lovely IP P C t o $5U within a thousand
'� -#t ! 1 t just was oP his lips at .the Horn. 1
�.' miles of this lace.
Your you really have the time to listen,- It was un the Mary Aunt in "Next article # .
Harper's Bazar, s a handsome stand.
Investment' December, 18(JT. She was It deep cut #P linen collar. It has only been worn
,R steel clipper, but she was a four mast- by .poor Bob In. Liverpool and can .be
111111111111111110111111111 I :4 little of this Bops A• long wWrly. ed , bark, and four masted barks are all. washed absolutely clean for the small
sold the aprouaut 11.4 be flicked the aSh. al
U91Y in heat/ ea, rice o
s 9. The hes P f 6 cents. I
Y t sea boa It the and
Pram his clear.-•Flarvard l,atnpoon. o.t y article
Any farmer can add 2a;� afloat will plut►ge at Cape Born, but of its kind that tins ever been for sale
to the value Of his stock four toasted barks are all the time un: at Cape ]Toru,, What am I bid- dol.
l
i �.-_-,� .-. a of
der water. Sometimes. they-aretawamp- lar -two, two -fifty, tbree-flPty, Roar -•-
by feeding ed altogether ant! Boat waterlogged four --are you tell done? Sold to Dick
slot m to Oroditor • ground tile Horn. for 4. Die a
�' n Then the current $ k i a :sport now,. Wait a
fDOUKJILAS pushes them south to Perish In 'tile minute; there is a button in the baek
STOCK ice jam. of the collar, You will have to buy
I Z IN TIIE MATTER of THE ESTATE of JAMES Some sailors can be likened the button separately, Dick.,,
INVIGIORA.TOR SHEPPARD.Or THETorwx Or CLINTON, IN k ed to the P Y, . 1c
four masted barks, They are the $ail'• .And SO each worn and patched gar.
THE COUNTY o> HURON. GENTLEMAN, Du ors who have been too lou away fro meat of poor Bob was sold at "Ca
The cheapest and hest prepata- I caAsap• home, 1 s n s Y m g ," . pe
tion on the market, e, A i sailors plunge liberally into Horn prices.,, Bob's shipmates took
You can have a pall for 7G coots. NOTION is hereby given pursuant to See. 38 shore life, but the ,-too long• away from care that none of
of h_ p. 120, ft,s,0.. 1897,.that all petwans home" yellows taro, as a rule, swamped them ccutribut-
I havinx cla nis ordemands against the estate P
It's best for Horses, Cattle, Hogs the said James shopppard, deceased, who died In shore life's. breakers. ed less than n
and Poultry. ort oraboutttre fifth, ay of December. 190 are 011e of my mates on the Alary Anu : �; month'awagea to
required to send b post, pre aid; or doliver to Was Bob Jones a `o '
hog i yy pp typical too ion . Bobs flue! a
Our Guarantee stands behind it, t nders ore the lith daorLhoabruar tratrix s t7Cs pay
on or helots rho 1$th day of February, 1910, away from home" unfortunate, But � day.
their Plirlstjan and surnames, and addresses. bob still had somebody dear to his The mate at
- ",With full Particulars in writing of their claims, a
and etatenlentot thelraccol.nts and the nature heart- Ile glad started ori Inor0 than ( last put his hand
W. S. R H O.M E of the senurities Of any) hold by them duly one trip around the world with the set to the bottom
R. verified i�fy statutory declaration. detPrtlllnatlun tbat the end of the vo to Bob's' client
X AND TAXE NOTICE that after the said y ,
18th day of February, 1010, said administratrix age should see him rejoin his own laved and from: a cor:
Manf'g Chemist. wig proceed to distribute the assets of the said noes at home..
deceased among the parties entitled tberEto. tier he brought
havin regard only to the claims of whieh they But on a da, t le ' t
10"9""##"44"*"441*" shall tet n have n pay y a tile end of his lip a bundle of
e notice an 1 th id d
Tlie best practical training school
of Ontario. We offer advantages
not offered elsewhere in Canada.
Our teachers are experimlec(l, cuur_
ses thorough and practicai, anti ,
we assist graduates to good I:rlsl»
signs. The demand at present
greatly exceeds the supply. We
prepare teachers for Ilusittcss
i>'ollege work. Write for our, free
Catalogue. ^ °
Da A. NoLachlon-0
P114INCiPiALL
a
P, W. CtItTLER, PAINTEIt AND
Raper hanger. °All work done gliar-
anteed to give satisfaction. Prices
moderate„ tResldencc nearly -opposite
Collegfatt Institute, Clinton. 83
MONUMENTS
"ASTM DESMONS. REST (MATERIAL
JAMES DOIG
'app' sim POST Opries,
a
January lath, 1909
,.----
: ,. _ a .�._..... __ m
a �Ns� of twuM-0. - �
,been
lj,
114,
13e
the
$ale
day
softening
aughfare-
conductors,
af.
be
dilly
The
I,
f
:as
reh.ly.
li1C1.+
r e sa a mints. trips his good resolutions bad been
•tratrIx wth not be liable for the said assets, or
paper$ wrapped
,-RELIABILITY -• EXPERIENCE--
any part thereof, to any, person or persons of broken. It had often sone so, and Bob
iu #x11 old piece
Han
d by them or'theirr sainot
n olictor at tin elof Was biding sell' despair under the grim
of canvas tied
tsoplo Ars Somotim" Pald lroh That
distribution, surface of a man hating man,
Dated Dec. 31st, 1909.
together with
...�-Such
Express Purpose,
You have no idwt flow 1941ay tbIO94
W, BRYnpNE„ Bob and 1. with twelve other Yan,
yellow silken ci-
erlative degree. !lien will admit they
!lave
Solicitor for the said Administratrix keel. Dutchmen and Swedes,. were on
gar, bands. The
the starboard watch unde r Chief Mate
ate .
m held .the
If this army is well fed, and kept
. 1 Dickson Ilett of the. ASary Anil, «ileo we
, bundle thought-
B I C
Nk Went below on Christmas eve the sea
o'tloe #o GredrtorS, was running high.
e
fully In his band:
•h
Sleet and hail cion e
fie hesitated to
- down in the squalls.' The•western gale "
trespass.
IF YOU WANT THE 13EST
IN THE ESTATE OF ITUNnY MARSHALL, Dt - had trimmed our sails . down to the
lower topsails.
"Open it up!"
A vALUARLE STRAW shouted the men
COAL AND PROMPT DELIV-
CEASED, We had hardly fallen asleep R'hett
-.
IsIIrOW, iIr CrOrll$.
ERY SECURE YOUR SUP-
we beard the man at the wheel strike
NOTICE is hereby given that' till Perseus ha`' one bell: Before the signal #o "A
N ",ngelaimsagain t theestateofHenry.Mar• sn r ll
"Item! . ;Fell; we will see what is
In it anyway," assented elle mate..
I PLY FROM US.
shall, late of. the Town of Cljnton, in the Coun- hands On deck" was.answered fGt'watd
of Hilrou,,stonemason, wthodied.onOrabout
W¢en the canvas cover was opened
•
tiat e 24th day of November. 1909, are required to Bob and I were out of our bunks and.
a score of !otters in soiled and iota
ORDERS LEFT AT DAVIS
deliver to the undersigned administrator or his had our tea boots On,
solicitor on or before the 18th day oP February, "What's
envelopes dropped out.
"I
in his eyes that he never would have
Niko, a furl statement of their claims together up now?" growled Bob, and
sce no harm in Ietting you fel-
8r ROWLAND'S HARDWAR7; ,
with ,diculars thereof• and the nature of the Ite got his answer from, Jltntny, the
seourti" •f any, held by them, all duly, veri• I
lows get a little home sentiment out
•
STORE PROMPTLY AT-
deck boy who came r
..fled byafildavit. ushing in with•
of these old letters, said the mate, •
..,TENDED TO.
AND TAKE NOTICF that after the said last out Preliminary- warning.
"but you' must not keep them. They
The worst pf#onder, however, is the
one who makes a business of exploit-
mentioned state the; aid administrator wits "Rise. rise, rise, sleepers! Weather
must be forwarded to -Bob's friends..
•
Proceed to distribute the estate of the said de- ship. Por' Icebergs. on the leeward bow:
ceased• amongst the parties entitled thereto Rise. Pine, .rise!"
leaving •plaim.9
you boyh can bid for ,.the privilege of
reading the letters:"
`y
�• J 6>,te�rer� son
regard only to such as he shall
have received. due notice and in accordance The watch on deck was already set.
herewith., Given in porsuanceof R,S.O,; Chap.
.
Dick for $9 bought the 'right to Hirst
enrages Mr.. Sutith; also Ttubinstein's:
tin; the fore staysail to head" b
129; sec, 38, and amending ants. t e vessel
ick. H took
R 9 the best preserved en-"
« "X couldn't begin to tell you„',' lie
Datod at Clinton, Deo, 31st, 1909, off the wind. She was running easy
velope and its inclosure and went away
WILLIAM MARSHALL, when we carne on deck, and.the storm
Administrator. spanker tuna hauled out to bring the
to read ,the letter. •
The stile. continued, letter after let -
- -
""04444#4444044444"#*"
' w. BRY"DONE, vessel :.o the wind
ter fetching A neat sum. Half the let-
Winter Terni
Solicitor fortlre Adxutnistrator. on the other tack•
r:., Bob teas seat for:
ters were sold when Dick came. from.
his corgis, and interrupted the
Z wat4] to. f
furl
sate.
H looked
Which he modestly is in no sense re-
, the
e
e o ed t ub
troubled and shook his let-
OPENS
T Repeat it t-"Shilob's Cure will al- fore staysail. The
.
ter in our Eaten.
JANUARY 3RD.
.. rest of us went
Z Ways cure. my, toughs aud colds. to the braces and
"'Boys, this letter Is from .the girl;'
said 8e. "She's a dandy. Bob was
Z
I
= pulled the yards.
no good. lie didn't go- home when he .
•
♦
in to starboard,
was aid oil iv
P In L erpool; he didn't go.
Students may enter 2
Read the .London, Daily • Advertiser, Then came the
home from New York; he didn't go'
'
any day of the school 2
ugliest part of the
the Best Metropolitian paper in West- • .
home from San prabeisco when he
year. �
job. Slowl ; the
ern Ontario. Contains Y
o tarns latest ►r,;irket
could
u d rave .made the trip
r p fn a day.
.
Mary Ann turned
quotations and all general and :.!seal
The girl is waiting yet."
Individual instrue-
Our graduates #
to face her foe
news worth. printing. ,
. again, But before
The mate;: who had been Intently
reading one of the letters
et the best ysi-
ti •♦
tions.
.
she
SPECIAL OFFER. a could read
,here inter -
rupted.
Z
I
.her bow against
�''
"Bob's mother. is, ettin of i
g g d, and she
Mail Coarses, We
♦`
the mi ht seas
e
Send X2,00 for ". ills London Wail s
y' they, broke over
is Poor. She' does not "ask for money,
train more young
Y 6
people than an oth- ♦
1 P Y
Advertiser for 14 months in advance. her t tom .stem to
•however.. All she wants is tier -bo .
Y
He will'never return to to her Poor
er management in •
Canada 1 .
This Offer :must be accepted before stern,
January ,1st, 1910.
n now. t
Bob's'motherl '.Poor Bob!"
♦ 2.
•
Bob: came aft
from tete. staysail
At Pour bells the lookout gave vs
"All's
Affiliated with Com- . ♦
Educator.,;'*
. to:.join us. just as
" his well! Side. lights butting
bribrt.'.
bright.". s
mercial
♦ Aaso ciation of Carl-
BOB AND THE r;Drat..
we n11 .• jum ed
., •'. DROPPED. P
TP "K
I R SKIN. WAS L LLO
'k VV - 'the
Suddenly he . began... . beat
the far
a ward "beli'like"ma .
d
♦ a.
♦
• ♦
.. . out, of Way, u
"I had only. to ..try Dr.':Iiamil'ton's. for a big r ''" yry
g b esker. carpe thundering.
The lookout was shouting .and wav-
'from
♦ 2
�)
pills to appreciate. their merit writ- over, the. weather rail.'
ing, his arms the forecastle
Castle" head,"
♦ ♦
♦
s miss Ins rt ' ,.
Annie e : Bryce The r
S e fWod'• ehflak
y o 0 stock. er.caught Bob at the fore
where he stood" clinging to the rail..
Write for Particulars..
bnr6stay$. Tie '
"My systt. was: gut of older. My lumped up and put his
when we reached the fore Part of the
I •
blood was weak ,and thin. I had 614 arm through'tbe'eoils of the fore, sheet,
nasty,- murk coin lexion. 1Y1 skin hanging In straps in the -royal al back-
rouse elle. lookout attracted. Delo,. at=
tention.to.a dark object !canto ;#tri'•.
lti
♦
2 CLINTON ♦
.
P y Y
was hard dry. The first box stay,
ly agilinst the starboard lightrpuse.
"
Business College �
Dr. Hamilton's Pills made 4.coin Tete Tile straps Ivere rotten, and 'Bob and
P
It was Bob Jones. .
r
.We. carried him into the forecastle.
♦
. change.:I felt" better at once. Heal- the coil sheet rope dropped slid disap-
•Tlie: mate and the- whisky bottle were:
GEO. SPOTTON, PRIM. z
thy color came 'into "m face. In Peared 1n the boiling deck waters.
y
.
brought: forward, and Bob slowly came
i
♦♦♦♦•♦♦♦�♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦N s•♦♦♦♦
about three weeks I was cured." Dr•. The waters surged to leeward and . '
;
to `his senses, . "
a
of the •.family: Let' us call leer dear
Hamilto;i s Pills ' sheet' an Sas Cs'r19ed a ,Birk object with, them.
Y' "The skipper threw a• life buoy from
C Try these good. pills,'25c.
;, •
I was slambanged sometbing fear-
tel, "xhat
-'�-------
per
bole, or five boxes for $1.00 at all the poop.
' "Poor "
boys,"•drawled Bob: break-
er..caught me' rlgrt, and the
W� W>,+�►NT
dealers. Bob!" said everybody to him-
s . .self. it`was all we could do for.him,
.blarned
strap broke. Then. over she rolled to.
leeward"--
'away, So it goes till about o'clock..
hither and thither, nigh And yon, look-
• Bob wns gone, and there seemed to be
"And.I 'o
"
'"-"' no help for it:
saw you over ""
Y g e tate side,
i
Yd U R G RA, Ns
FARM FOR SALIN.- t We had, the Mary Ann snug at last.
ON TIiI7 LON-
Interrupted Dick.
"Not s
hot I. It may: have been the greet
(ir,-. .
itps aud Iri(iie. OP belga, ,+P Ills" Itirr•
t -
spur. "a=atch had still an hour more lie.'-
;don Road, one mile south of (Minton, low, 'lot long enougli to male It worth
,
call," continued Bob. "1 was washed
for my ebange, blit 1 try. to be fair,
132 acres, fine shape fur : rapping, while to cra}vl Into our bunits, and We •
'land
away up -under - t
for which we will pay, the
no tetter anywhere, fair build- lighted' our pipes, lay. down' on our
forecastle
f Highest Market Price. Call at
.the
iligs. must,be sold as owner cannot chests and discussed dor k3ob.
P
head. I•guess I .t
our store next Morrish &
work it, Will .be sold cheap. or. will Bli lr who was Bob's_atwn chum, went
went clean o� in I
Crooks or at our Elevator,
rent to • a gond . tenant. -H: Plum- to . Bob' s. bunk and', overhauled the
a faint after I e
�:
'
i -We !Deep on hand a'fulf-
steel. - thin s.
things.
.
.had crttw+led to a
dry placer When a
,--stock 'of Flour, Feed,--
. ". It is enough toamake anybody rip-
I Evoke up l a
-Etc. _
plug.. mad to think of a cotton old strap .made
for the s
We are agents for the Canada Car-
FARbI FOR' SA.LL.-F chucking .a poor fellow ' overboard,"
OR SALE., mused . 8111...'"Christmas night too.
forecastle; hilt l r
g
riage Company Buggies and Stan-
.
the east half of Lot 21, 'Concession !la bo .s when we
4. I,,. R. S. ..'k y" y " auction this stuff
7.t.c
couldn't make. It.1.
I dropped
dard `fire Fence and Posts.
ersmith, containing orf we've got to show' Bob up hand- -
50 acres. Tltc land is . all cleared, sotne to his friends."
.:right
Off again at the •
"
-
well fenced and underdrained'. There It must be explained that when sail-
lighthouse.'
When Bob rad d
FORD&MCLEOD
aro on the premises a: 1111.4 bank Ors die at sea their beton
g belongings are Gold
barn "and good' - 'good at "to the
been bandaged ti
A friend who's a. writer, and he ad-
wised me. to .keep 'her down. But it
But
stabling, a auction crew, This euvtorii
tip and given a
house and plenty of water -,one well nerves a • double purpose. It is easier
'.ship
warm breakfast Y
t'isu,rl. This la it fortunate < lrcuni-
to mons y
at the house and .ata at ills staiile. p y halfway around the
O
he was •ire cid
.At �4 O'clock .I back .to m, little
g Y
For further particulars apply on globe than to insure the Safe delivery '
Premises, or address George Brown- of an old wooden chest. A. good sum
Bob once more. a
The boys poked
humor!'•' • " •
DR. OVENS, SURGEON, OCULIST,
.
lee, Seaforth 1?,. C3. go* bP Money is also more welcome to•moAt
Iota of Pun it st
will be at Holmes' Drug Store on
- hdtts than a' chestful 'of tarred rags.
him when they
'Dues., ,Ian. fourth from one to 4.30
J Besides, the sea auctions give the ship. •
ret u r n 6d ••tris i'
P. ni. Glasses properly tiled ...•
of the dead an opportunity to °
things 'to him. •
'Diseases of the Eye, Tsar, \c,s. arid'
^
"raise
IIOUSE FOIL . SALT:. EIGHT raise his reputation" by adding gener-
Rooms. to '
t'Iiold on. boys; . ` ',v
'.IT WAS
Throat treated.
Best location in Clinton=- ously his account. ..
DOD JONrs.
let us make it
.
Amply to W, Bryd"one;. 87 Everybody wanted to flll'the Christ-
bnrgriin with Iiol2,,," the fmperatfve
"-`---�
mas stockings of poor Bob's'folks. The
chief mate, Dickson, good, naturedly
Dick broke Ili. "Iiere is my Ilible. it nl
' :1
'•d�ryry
Winter Tei
elsnsented that the auction should be
WOMEN AND GIRLS WANTED AS held then and there abd cable to the
Bob will swear to go .bottle to his 0
mother nild-tho girl froth San rran•
'the
r�
m fr �lll lent (�
ciaco
MACHINT: OPERATORS AND PO forecastle with Pencil and paper -
H P P P f to re al'on#<
Ile can take auction tit
r tion money
its it Chrstniaa to
r
OTHER FACTORY WORK. GOOD cord the sates as fast he they. were
WAGES AND STIJAt)Y I"UNIPLOY- madam
prcfienf,,,
." 9 t1
'That's ri„Itt, Come on, Bob.BSwetlit
CENTR'�"
AL
)?,'�
M> NT. WRITI", US..-TIII-1, CLIN'- 'here you are, boys -•-•here you are'',
TON
man, stype,!" .
"r do, so•hrin tile. Ccci. h,v(1 a Iitpl"i"
adopted into"current English. Wei now
KNITTING CO. I,1'D, CLIN- 'Get your money ready, The greatest
r C
TON, ONT. Carte Horn sale ever w'Ill
y lu
ht'tstntas to yore 1411; it+y 1." ru,il'"ed
S7RATFORD. 011!Y.
held stow
iAtakt," .i led the old chief. - "Virst
. _...,.
Boh. '"I ,Will go hoine. 1oys-•1 will"'
A :gid Ito did,--111111adelphla Ledgo.r. r1
Tlie best practical training school
of Ontario. We offer advantages
not offered elsewhere in Canada.
Our teachers are experimlec(l, cuur_
ses thorough and practicai, anti ,
we assist graduates to good I:rlsl»
signs. The demand at present
greatly exceeds the supply. We
prepare teachers for Ilusittcss
i>'ollege work. Write for our, free
Catalogue. ^ °
Da A. NoLachlon-0
P114INCiPiALL
a
P, W. CtItTLER, PAINTEIt AND
Raper hanger. °All work done gliar-
anteed to give satisfaction. Prices
moderate„ tResldencc nearly -opposite
Collegfatt Institute, Clinton. 83
MONUMENTS
"ASTM DESMONS. REST (MATERIAL
JAMES DOIG
'app' sim POST Opries,
a
January lath, 1909
,.----
: ,. _ a .�._..... __ m
a �Ns� of twuM-0. - �
,been
lj,
114,
13e
the
$ale
day
softening
aughfare-
conductors,
af.
be
dilly
The
I,
f
:as
reh.ly.
li1C1.+
_. . ,-- __
-
-- _ ._. _ . -
____
Qh, Yes,
Every M lit Absolutely
-_ -
TO
., l=1NR �AUt,T�,0
""'-'-.,.Tr+�.►,.,��.,,
Han
He t?wns It,
tsoplo Ars Somotim" Pald lroh That
in your bodlly rrystent is looked ot'ttir
A sense of humor is something
which every mon possesses in at sup
Express Purpose,
You have no idwt flow 1941ay tbIO94
by ani NO$ of little soldiers in hour
b1004
erlative degree. !lien will admit they
!lave
are wrong in a big business. until
-* thosli oorpugolee-vonstsntly,
fighting for you.
no reverence, they .will ill-treat
their Wives, outdo their neighbors-
,,your
are paid to loop for tpetu, wrltep US,
If this army is well fed, and kept
vvi11 own up, indeed, to every cringe
lett Bttrceea In of ter'
C l .. nr. There were
at
he thy and strong, by taking hood's
on the calendar, but not .to being de-
the .clocks, .for ono thing, when 1 first
sarsaparilla, it will destroy the un -
void of a sense of humor.
-began. The glrla wore too mangy rate
'
countable horde of germ -enemies that
And, moreover, the sense of humor
belonging to every invariably
In their hair, there was grease on the
are attacking You every moment or
life.
gian•is
"keen." The most stolid, phlegmatic
Person, who never gets near enough
eievator doors, expeudive hats were
'dumped one Op no
a other, the veut#la-
your
Iiooel's. Sarsaparilla will keep you
free :from or will cure You of scrofula,
to the Point of a joke to throw his
tion was bad, the boxes on tate shelves
eczema, rbeumAtista, catarrh, anemia.,
fiat upon it, will tell you with tears
showed from the street through the.
that tires! feeling ant} all such all.
na
mItteffects.
in his eyes that he never would have
show windows and about a thousand
.
Its wonderful cures, not
li
been Able to have lived through. if.
other thing$. Then Spinclelheim sold
o#mply because it contains sarsaparilla.
V
its hadn't been for his sense of humor,
teapots just like our eighteen: cent
but because It combines the utmost:
The worst pf#onder, however, is the
one who makes a business of exploit-
Dues for 14 cents, and for a concern
like Smith & LO,
remedial values of uwre than 20 difter-
ent ingredients It urged to buy any
ing this universally assumed' trait.
He takes
to be undersold is
total, 'There's really nothing that so
prepatratiota said to be "fust era good"
you wav be sure it is interior, costar
you aside in a, kind of joy-
ous confidence,
enrages Mr.. Sutith; also Ttubinstein's:
less tO make, and yields the dealer a
larger profit.
« "X couldn't begin to tell you„',' lie
window dresser hers beaten ours, too,
declares, "all the funny things I see,
tt times, gown It goes in my little
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I don't know why it Is' -this with
report. Wouldn't any woman love m
Job, y
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MODERN CHAIRS.
Ian air as if it were aheaven-sent gift
Which he modestly is in no sense re-
Yes, it's fun to be paid for being a
i
sponsible. for -"but anything funny--.
misanthrope, but it's bard 'Work too,
9r+algtlon of Qur Q.eto With Arms snO,
real funny -appeals to me. If I could
Only
At 9 o'clock I begin my promenade
High gschs,
remember to set them do+tint
But somehow I never think of it at
through the. store -downstairs, up-
stairs, basement attic and annex, It'
Chair" with high ll#ckn and arow,
titter cunring #oto pnerltl nlsp with the,
the time,”
He then proceeds to tell you of an
a girl at the counter etas dirty finger
r("n141nh1urrs+, l,r;;nn 111 hr ol„ni11rnrprt
incident that happened to. himself--'
nails or too wide a pompadour to suit
with till 14111)11111 alt parving noel gilding
Personally. You have heard the steer
me i stop 4114 talk pleasantly, buy 8
. Ihat batt tinrdly clove 1lrptt Ngualpd.
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perhaps ten years back -so far back,
cents' worth of edging g r
g sand. so et he
1011ch coole tutturtrlly front the 14rtlstle11
indeed,. that you have. almost forgot-
number from' the sales slip. She nev-
taster$ of the P"I'lud. Tifeir size, furtrt
ten it, But you wouldn't let .your
er knows anything about it till her
"I'd IhP amount of decorittion. Invisbeft
i
friend know that for the world,
superintendent gives her a scolding the
on thp'll hidlealed the rank, fortuup,
i
When he has finished you laugh
heartily. Tong practice has trained
nest day. 1 have eyes like a hawk
and a nose like a hound'and ears like
uuftiority or soebtl, position of their
po-w essors, Bishop',
• i
you to Iaugh upon these occasions
.as if you really meant it, and you
tell him that it is
'a small boy. under. the sofa when it
young mail's calling on big sister. In
' s s
tend Hhbuts ht r
eats urres
s ponding ++Atli Ihpir diIgully
++'11IIp nap Itiw thpnl
1,* mat oo sto<ds
+'
1
certain! one of
Y
ills
ten minutes I have spotted the dust.
"r In"11, 1 i.
best things you have ever hetsrd,
c nee
II orth
f o of hf
you avoid m. A burned
i11 the corner of the aisle; n gin} who
the king nod guee.n
rend its'rsuns. art h4;ti rank ,,told be
victim dreads the man with a sense
wears brass bracelets a porter who is
P
'enlevl on ('balm, with nrin4 and hacks
d ;,
of, humor,
not attending to his duty, a badly aro
.
in the, tinge of C'athpr!ue of. Npd!ci,
Why is it that a man, modest in
ranged counter, an error in spelling
:Ind her sot,", cuurtipl•s u11d Nvorlte,%
other respects, who, ii he saved. an-
other's life would conceal it, boldly,
on a placard, two store detectives loaf-
Ing on their job and a hideous
sat about there u11 stools called hibo-
and unblushingly talks about his won-
derful sense of humor without the'
com-
bivation of colors in the front window;
l to the ladies''
rpl.r,
Thts platim.r of pspressini; dlfferpnre
slightest corn unction?"
P
Nutt him comes the young girl
,go .roam and make a
note ty areae thingsret surreptitiously.
of rater ,r "r I
I (;s e d under !.guts a l .
tent! Iris alt,•, e-4Htp1., d11wll to I lit, 1!'renely
a
of the •.family: Let' us call leer dear
I don't dare go there too often, khOtlgb.
. for fear I'll be identified, so sometimes
i'et'ultrt loo, TO t 10 phn h•v_ Pla ('c)ratel '
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Mabel.
You've seen Mabel, of course? -
I run back to my office, two blocks
a ur+P (i stc•t•pprled flip orvnelvi1r, eta call-
eel• In these.thlu-s, + kl(.u, vwitil nnkn)-
..
Do you know, leer mother 'de-
Blares, "that ebild:sees the funny side
'away, So it goes till about o'clock..
hither and thither, nigh And yon, look-
im'tnot voriutiuns. IS Inuell'tlie Saul( -
its ta•. tip 1.44"rl i,oufri
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of everything l Yoti just ought to lieiir
Ing for. trouble. It doesn't do a clerk
of Xlv. S peri-
MPIn' at t 110. Wools used • by Iht" :fin
her! No matter }+here Sha goes. it is
always, , the. same! Why last night we'.
Y Y g
ally good to by uncivil'to me. I can
tell You,. or to ,;asks me wait long
(ir,-. .
itps aud Iri(iie. OP belga, ,+P Ills" Itirr•
t -
sat up, listening to her while she en-
tertained us with She saw the
for my ebange, blit 1 try. to be fair,
1t)1t ,tt,,e1 nilly still be sepu itt [hµ
iu+nl 'illnres of Pronee,
1 t t <p, They werr
.what on
.trolley car --- just think of it - and- =
,and if T find it articular! willing and
particularly g
considerate sales person down that
�•tt,tt -Ko(t intty (lip modem, parlor vhair
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Well, I. thought I shoul`(l certainly
split with laughter. 1 , ,name.
Perfect,
goes my report too:. You
nev slug ,
1 IF .ndditg a tiaeit, (s til,•h hits
n:ireil� nitilie 1111-11) more cuu'fortable.
,Mimic!
And you ought to see the poetry 'she
nilght suppose that there'd be good,
_ i�. 4111111ster Qaz4,tte.
wrote! She'd be awful if she
,graft in that; but, of course, I keep
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_mad
knew I was showing it. I wanted her
to.send-into
• my Positiou'.only $o, long as the head,
of the frim has
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A KINGLY TICTI M
the papers, but I could.-
absolute confidence in
.
n't persuade lick. Isn't it perfectly
my integrity, The funny part of it is
splendid? ."I suppose she ought not
to -be eneouiiiged too much. I 'have
.my
morel complain the better be
likes it.
Slovenly Figure Cut by Charles X1i, of ,
Sweden.
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.I'm.like the opposition patty
A friend who's a. writer, and he ad-
wised me. to .keep 'her down. But it
But
:in congress. '' I'm never satisfied:.
'When 1 'am' i'll have to. look for an-
It!stalive ient!'s .etchnntment. to ttit-
iitrngiutitlou 418 well as to the uetuart
does scent as if talon' like that
to be,put .to use. .0h, you just wait
other position:
'go.
t'isu,rl. This la it fortunate < lrcuni-
i
.,
till: you hear. leer! Such x sense of
.At �4 O'clock .I back .to m, little
g Y
st1u1ve, for the real .truth about aotue
humor!'•' • " •
once and dictate�my report from my
rf the 11erues of hlstor
_ 5 •uilg tit to tt pier-
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You don't wait.. You' love
'notes to a stenographer. and when. it's
ion today bring disenchiu tuient Aktid
.dear..
Miibel - at it distance. "You sneak "
typewritten 1 send it .to the head ot"
"tet disgust.: Charles Xli, of Sweeten
arvav .in the gloaming. :You '.have
the firm;
MAY elaUu.thp world's admiration as Ik
.there before. Henceforth when
utilitill•y genius. but from ,rlr, blortill's
.
Mabel heaves in sight' you put your,
• . When "Pluck" Was Stan
deser•ilitiun of the monarch. ;riven in. " -
.
helm hard a port and .werir ship.
The word "pluck" words pan iii-
the. ^Story ,of Poland," that gtutlelualt'
It has oftern'b'een shyly intimated ''stance
--by bachelors=that women have no
of the way is which slang
.wo.nld "be anything -but an, agreeable- '
.
Sense humor,
:words fu the course o. time become
addition to society.
,of
Yet think of the monumental joke;
adopted into"current English. Wei now
• ' "Ile weirs a Black crape cravat, but
every woman.•plays on a man when
meet with' "pluck" and luck "
"Olucky" as;
the entre of".the coat is always' bhtton-
she marries him! -••Success: Magazine:
the 'recognized equivalents•.of'"Cour-,
Nd so elost�ly. that, one cannot'See It. ..
1.
age" and "conrageons." Ali entry in Sir
.11 is shlrt baud wristbands •etre always
A Victim of scotch Logia: -
Walter.Scott's "Journal"shows that
dirty, He wears uo.rutties nor stoves, -
' •A highland hotelkeep .r was one .clay
in 1827 the word bad not yet lose its
and his hands are cominouly the same
•
having: a squabble with, an English- .
low' character. He says (volume. 2,
volor as Elis wristbands, so yoo etite
inan in the. lobby of the hotel.`about
Page 30), "Want of that article blaek-
horally. dktingulsh tbeni. .H.is.bair Ix
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his bill. The stranger said it was it 'guardly
called 'Pluck." Its origin is
light -brown.. very short and never. :..
gross imposition -=he could- live: cheap-,
obvious, Froth early times ire. heart .
combed tint with the fingers.
er i the a
Ir bp. t !tote! in Zoo n
do r '.haze.
The highlatid' laudlord replied: ` Oh,
been popularly regarded as the
e",.
"Ivt It dn'
i r ,, Is i net; with:a. trig:p!pcP
has 'loot, sir,- naiy dont. But dae e.
y
,seat o 'cog
ofrage. Now; when a. butcher
lays'. open. a carcass divides
or bmild and yutte:"r,'briving stuck nis. .
f n(1t,lch! ulidfr his i:bin, ttet+ps1 n Hcelr
.
no" ken the':reason�"
"Nota bit o it" replied tl Strang-
f
he ire
great. vessels of the . •beart,, cuts
two b'ts of meat 11e eats, b)*cad which'
,._1e
er hastily; .
through the windpipe and then ducks
Plucks
he. bnttekq With.. tits thumb: lie is nev• .
M •
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.,
"kVP.el, hien,. replied the host, as ;out
the united !testi' and t•
N, .
I",r' r r n'
I- t t r t n� (
e h It air a b> at
a t e ur
g
ye seem to be a sensible' bre cltllant,
,together
gun
lungs -lights. be calls them -and • he.
tits ihpals, eats like a horse :Ind Dever
.
tell -ye. There's 305 days in the
.terms the. united mass "'the ""-
Pluck."-
s!ienks :t +Weird."
..
Lunnon hotelkeeper's calendar., but
London Notes and Queries.
A kin I g Ai: .
s Y picture. indeed, sacorin
have' only three nionths here. Dae
rornairce, atiO knightly tastt!on., .
. .
. understand me noo, freen'?• . We
— ;
Mawr mak hay in the hielan's when
Henry Ward Beechees Wit:
1.
An Independent Element.
Fun shiries, for it's unco seldom
On one occas#on'as Mr. Beecher was
Carbon is an eloomintry cubstanee•t
dis'L." ;'in.
tbe'midst of an'impiissloned speech
at•idely.ditl'u'ai�d throul;hout.nurure. it I.
,' .
The Polite Conductor.
same ,one ;lttetnpt-pd to interrupt titin
by suddenly crowing tike it cock. The
o,,c•nrs uncol»',tiled_ in . tivn dlsiinrL ,Q
„
•
I heard it pleasant story the other
orator,:however, wars o.gtutl to the oc-
forms or allotropte s'ooditi)tug-vtz.
gniphite or btael lend and the diii-
whici was told to.illustraite the
effects of a fashionable thor-
casion' Fie stopped, listened till the
'crowing
inotid, Which, is pure crySutllize(Ccur-
upon the manners of bus
ceased and then, with a look
of surpr!se. pc!led' out tits +watch.
bon. It 1s, hsy+vevvr.. more'eotnnlynty -: '
or, . rather, upon their
ense of correctness. A lady, the wife
"•Afornln"g already!" • lip Said. "Aly
found In con,hinmlon +With other Pie -
ntpn. rcnbstaneps than in the tree
an eminent surgeon;. happened to
+tptci is Duty tit tU; Iiut t11t•re can be
state. I,tiited with oxygpu. it oeel)t:n
the sole occupant of a horse bus
"o ini.:take about it; .'Flee Instincts of
t)s carhonle acid i;iis W02t and pxlst,%
hat rues slowly climbing the Picca. the
lower alninutlti are infallible,",
In the attloephpr,-, In romirar
.
hill. A irtotor bus passed, and
'of
There was'a. roar of hitrghtet.� 7`he
.watrra.
in linlectotie. dol,iuihe anti. Ironstone.'..
he conductor it saw' -fit to indulge "Wvver'animal3"
in the gallery rol11lps-
In eumb:ltiittion ` +Wien hydrugi"n . it
n pointed and ill-timed .pleasantry.
conductor of the horse bus made.
ed,'rind Alt. Beecher was able 10're-
forms. .exlpn ti•e Series of cneui-,
'
8
effort to reply, and -the lady to
ine.as if nothing, Occurred.' • . . ,!dal
•
ronipotiuds known as oydruear•
ssuage ht`s feelings as he, rather sav-
bons, '; it Is also'sur impuriant pun-
gely punched her ticket. said-, "lie , -
stiniput of wood. stareb, sugar; ,'+.inn. .
eems to have the .gift. of gab."
oil, bone find .dpsh,, leo other element
,
.'Che
eply was, "Yes, ma'am;. as You 4111-
WHY BRONCHITIS IS SERIOUS,..
fa so ehrieiirtrHmie cit. the' plant, n1d
arly huts it, lie do,"
anitiud world. ns eurbon, '.III 1783 Lit-
.
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' A Cynic,.
Because .it. becomes`: a chronic con-.
volsler ahowed It to be all indeppnd-
ent. elem.pnf. -. lie farthernibre prooml,,. -
. '
clition
wom ui orator in' a suffrage ad. Gumption.
rens ",
that verges, closely on con- .'th,�-dianio11d to 11i' the .purest fttrga'oC
, 4C&t�arrhorone" is the
e said!.
1'Too many men take the'pessimis• lnost
.
pleasant, simple and . certain
r arbors nod by pombus►iun eotverii,d
it into eilrbOlde. acid -New lame
c view of woritaii suffrage that a cure,
Try Catarrhoznnc. •'
,gas.
. -_•-••- . .
oung cynic at a bridge party took _..
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Marriage,
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"`Ari: you lucky tit :cards?` a Indy
�'�
wwwa'1h/W�tge�lw�WwN%0%0~-
.
hitt,
"'Oh', very luelcy. I always win,"
rid fie.
t .
"`''How about lore?' she went; on
. . .
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.
„'Jost as luck,:,' Ile replied. 'I al-
tly, ln;e'.r'
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Having Wished our
i
•
patrons th om-
- - - -- . � ._ __
' Both' of a Mind:
,.
r
hments of h
p the season and d t�,e New
.
I -4otileti'nes wish I were a rr,er-
irid bvlteath tie' dnrk»blue sear„ ex.
� Year r been now
.
.
�r ..
.
,I.itned it rvinitintic Woman.
g Weli
e way ri Pi11
1Xrld r
".lrltl rO ,to I, my dear,'' replied`het
1-41)(111,1, wllo lead jilt beers treated
s
'Nish to dreg, Four
attention to our
it I(Mg lecture.. "Then you would
the to Shut your mouth or drowu 1"
t� •
large stock oi' Watches, Jewelry and Jap. ..
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Modern Su erstition.
p
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; ai7C$rr Wase,.
@tC.
4
r,
„ 1)o .y 6u thin!. dreams are un.
,
s
vkyl
Ph, y ,ecrtaftily .are if they dome it
11
111rlrr $,"
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$1 Will Pay a Sabscaiption I.a
,.the end x[ 1910: 1!� 1; i.1 ..
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. w e, can, suit you
in giiality and price.
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ft.. Counter
Je%elerand Engraver.
I -Sauer of Marriage l sen#ea
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