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The Lucknow Sentinel, 1915-07-08, Page 7-^ THE DAWN OF W9V11000. Girls upon th-e•theeshold of woman. hoodoftendrift into, a decline in spite • of all care and •,attention. Even,, 'strong and lively girla become aveeltr.H depresaea, irritable and.ltetless. It is the dawn of womanhood -a • crisis in the life of every girl -and prompt raeaeures should be taken to keep tbe bleod pure and rich with the red tint el health. If the body to not, in a healthy condition nt.tbix critical stage, grave disorders may result, and future life become a burden. Deadly cow. inimption often fellows this erisis n the lives of young women. Dr, Wil- llaMS" Pink Pills have savedthousands of young girls from what naight,,have been life-long invalidism Or early death.' They. are a blood -builder of . unequalled merit, strengthening weak • nerizea mai Producing a liberal supply of rich, red blood, which eve* girl ,needs to sustain her strength* • Over and over Again Dr. •Pink Pine, have proved their vaine to woreme and giris Whose health was failing. Miss Jennie Gorgon, St Jer- oine Quo. 'says; "At the age of • eighteen my health was completely • shattered; 1 was suffering from • alleanna With all it Attendant evils: • The trouble forcedme to leave school. sI ,suffered Ironic headaches', was tired. . and breathless at, the least exertiorn1 had no appetite, and my fiiee end lips were literal)," bladdless; A good friend advised the use of DreWilligina' • Pink Pilis, and *inks- to this great Medicine I am again enjoying good . health, with. a good appetite, geed • cOlOr. and a spirit of energy.0 Every anaemic girl can, be made well and strong through the use, Q.E Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, Sold byall aznedieine dealers or by mail at -50 cents box or six boxes for $2.50 from The • Dr; Williams' ,Medicine Co., Brockville, - • ... LET GERMANS COMB OUT,' 'British Naval' Expert RepRee to Criticism of Fleet; . Commander . Carlyeza.„Bellairia.the .gregt B.ritish naval expert, replied to the recent eriticism of the 'British navy appearing in American 'news- papers; suggesting that the navy •--might try a little initiative oceasiena , ally, sending submarines- to Cux- haven, Kiel and Heligoland.; Corn- • mender Bellaire saidaaa. • "Theman who wrote that ought to procure a, scale chart and study . it for a fewminutes with an American naval °Meer at his elbow. „Then' he - -Might learn, quitea jot. Cuxhaven and Kiel are -hidden away .behind, miles of heayily mined sand banks, RE well as _ breakwaters._At_Hellgo: land there are only a few German •• terpede boats and submarines.. In • naval Warfare one goes by probabili- ties; . not. posaibiities. The British • SUbrearine wouldn't have; one chance • in a million of., getting *behind the atone Walls, where the Germans hide their fleet. - • • "It As, net a question of initiative What Our, submarines have done Scouting- aroundaaaHeligoland. arid around the Dardanelles proves this. It is just a question Of common-sense teaks: • "The German fleet only needs just to come out to gee and leave its stonelocked „fortreises for Ek. few • hours in order to get all the trouble it ever will be able to seek." - :That -rouble -with seine Men is that •ffie?re-, satiafled With ;merely • want- tng de; the right. thing, . • - CARRISONMO OF EGYPT DOillIgION OF CANADA TROOPS ABB THERE. Perces From Andras, New Zen.* land, Their Life, ray and Reefing. Writing regarding the life of the Britieh troops in Egypt, the Loudon 'Vines' correspondent at Cairo,* fur - Males an interesting ketch of war tinie recreation and organisation of the 'Dominion contingent here. • Ile says: To soldiers and tgrvivilians inter- ested 'in the Viestion of national de- fence the organisation of .theeAustra- laman expeditionary forces now: sta- tioned in Egypt' it well worth study. The great War CaUght the Australian Commonwealth als) the Do/Pinion Eof Neve Zealand, not, ,,,intleed, unpre- pared, but in A period of military transition from • system under .whieb the adult Citizen:troops, were ratted by vountarY, enlistment on a paidemititia• basis to, one ;if universal compulsory '' service On Militia lines. During this period the: "Trainee," that is, Members of the Adult citizen force raised on , the new Otornmisory basis .waYepassed t7,g.b their recruits'otrseJebs n *flted by the existing -militia force. Thus in Anstrallei 'where service in the leitiZep army begins at the • age of 1, norecruits under the universal compulsory service scheme, which - came into force on January 1, 1911, could enter.' the citizen army before' July 1, 1912; and When Great Britain declared war On Germany there were only two "Trainee" classes, those of 1912-1913 and 1913-1914, the second of which had only last eonvleted its recruit- training In fit&'rankie-- The balance of the Australasian forces. was composed of the small profes- sional Permanent forces, the Militia, to be gradaelly succeeded by the new compulsory trained troops and cer- tain volunteer units. " • Maned ea re e a, The preblean-set to the .-military authorities Of the Dominion and of the Commonwealth was therefore, .to form a volunteer was, force as far as passible On the basis of the existing organization. In New. Zealand the Government has not been 'able to apply the new 6MP-ids:Sri system as strictly as did the, Austra- lian znilitarY authorities; but when it was .stopped it retained a relatively larger number of men beforce in theaneW___TerriteriaLoraadultaiitizen army., It was thus .able- to 'form in ex- peditionary for Fe-- Containing a some- what ,larger proportion of trained men than did the Australian conting- ent. The .staff of the New Zealand forcealso contained relatively larger number of Imperial officers. The organization of .the force :pre- serYea its connection with e exist- ing citizen army with remarkable, thoreughness. It has not been pos- sible' for the Australian military au- thorities* .to form so close a connec- tion between the adult citizen force , -and theexpeditionary troops. • .The Territorialprinciple has„beerifollOW- ed so far as recruiting is concerned, Whenever this has been possible..• , . •'. Officers and Men. Of the officers now:* in Egypt a very Verge majority have been pre- Viously trained in • the Militia,. The remainder 'consist of Imperial offia CerS' atthelied ,to the Colonial forces,. officers of the permanent forces Who FOOD -11). ;liar: -Ice- , . Cream ip lode Of the purest ingredients, in a At* IM#41110- We 0,00,..44-9PS,000.---01 ‘11-460;jor.411-1mrter-of thitork.,-°11mrsize-2-0p-o!ii--- ettablet; rs to employ experts and the most up4o,daie methods and equipnient •Keen business:men redote their met het day- " . •• . „ . tanrimer and volustpue Ititiftt fotnlei :t.iuch as . , . It • C40 Cqauk1veryhocily eMt'do o.1vittio.beidt, •td, their health, Mir Sale by diserrminatinghopkeeeta everwbere LOOk, • •• , tor tho Stgo, , ,� APOt in o!ery .itowit• • " • • are oseentially profeselonal" 44 are those of the British or Indian erudite, and finally, a group of Young officers from the !West Point" of the Dominion and the COMMA - Wealth, the • Royal Militery -College of Australia at Duntroen, • All sorts and conditions of men are to he feund in thirranks of the eon-, tingents. There ere eheplierds and eattle men, owner* of large estates, Profeseional and business men, work- men and shopkeepers. The majority of the Auetralitin infantry of the tint contingent are, -Oben, tbaUgh new Contingent is iargely eemPosed of countryfollt. The nu:Muted troops are inestly country men, and inehide a largenumber of 'Irishmen," maw Of. whom have come from the "back of beyond" to offer their services to the Empire. The rural element is more numerous among the New Zealanders. • Most of the men are of British and origin. There ate a small number who claim German descente the sons or grandsons of German settlers, in whent their Brite Australian chtefe, and comrades bevy., full confidence. Pay is high-fromi a minimum of one dollar a day in the calm Of the. New, Zealander to one and a quarter among the. Anstraliens.• eat present, however,• the! rtinlcand Ale do not nee/ye' more than 50 • cents a. day, and the. balance Will be received -by thenr.in a. IOW sum :Wbeir The 'cal* Paign iS ever.. A large, number Of the men have *considerable private mans. .:Twenty years is the mini - Minn age' litait of the New Zealand- ers, , .1,9 Sines* the Australians. 'Their physique • is 'atlinirable. The mini- mum height aceepted is 5 ft. * in., but the average of many battalions is atleast 5‘ ft, 7 in., and men of alt. and over abound in every corps. 'Long-legged, broad -shouldered, and deep -chested,' they carry no .supert. iluous' flesh, amtmove lithelyand rapidly. To their physical advantages they join exceptional -qnichneet-- and • Their Life Off Data. 4 • .The 'relations between the conting- ents are Very satisfactory. The frequent' boxing contests in aid of Sick and wounded soldiers are large - attended, fairly • and - pluckily fought, mul, unmarked . by "scenes." City anal 'provincial champions , and runners-up of all weights, amateur and 'professional, abound among them, and: Cairo is consequently be - Poling quite • a Pugilistic, centre, Thereisplenty •of friendly aaralTy, and amusing Chet is .ietnetirdet :e5e- 'changed .between.' troops •.from the - cattle -raising districts and those from the ,sheep country, who, from time to time,. When other argument fails,. amoe" or . bleg_ataoritaaanotherata express their conviction that their (MP occupation is infinitely superior to that of their -rivals: The races -held .two or three times a month at the, Khedive' Sporting Club attract the. majority of those who have leave from : camp, while their gymkhanas are well worth watching by all who admire .• vied horseinanahip.' StePs have been taken to supply the troops „with . wholesome recreation, reading rooms, a cafe; 'cinema shcoas and the like, and the New Zealand- ers bitVe been- conceded -S. "wet" canteen. The troops are frankly im- pressed wittalCairoL-6t$ a city,___and are agreeably _surprised; • with the din:late, of Egypt. • They "expected a crematoriiiiir,' as orte of them recent- ly wrote, and f'oinid a sanatorium in- stead. As far as Material goes no Colonial force has been better equipped. - The Naval-Zealanders-area...well supplied; but the --equipment of .ti*Australiana- asperfections,and surpasses that of most regtifiir'afinies. Their medical' equipment is superlatively- geed and a large Corns of nursing sisters, • smartly; ..liniforined" in doVn-grey'with red shawl, has reached Cairo and will probably be reinforced in the near future. The horses ' are, ex- cellent and the Veterinary service is extremely efficient. ' • The Ceylon Contingent. The Ceylon contingent which has been In Cairo since .October, is n very welltrained, and smart body of infaptry;--.Compoae&nrainlyaofaryonng planternier-i-of sonielarturre in most cases, --and in all -Of good education and extraction. A number of its mem- bers have been given commissions in •the Indian Artily Reserve of Officers, while the remainder are at present attached to the .New,..Zealand_ten- tirigent* GUARD BAB1,"S -HEALTH IN THEN SUMMER The summer...monthsare the most dangerous to children.- The Complaint:a- of that season(which- are cholera in. . fantum, colic, diarrhoea and dysentry, -come --inrscrquieldyrthat- Often * little one is beyond aid before, the, Mother `realizes he is. The mother Inuit be on ,her guard to prevent these :troubles* or, if they do . come on sud- denly, to euro them. No other Medi - 'eine is of such ..aid to mothers during hot -*ether. as it Baby' Own Tab- lets.- They regulate the Sterne& and bowels and are absolutely Safe. • Sold •tb1r Medicine dealers or by mail at •ge cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., •Oreeltviller_Ont_ • ' ClittSOB IiN 33 LANGUAGB4 • .. • . befoe's :Ova' nook for 'Headers, An OVer the World. . Every nation has found delight in the story of RebintOli Crusoe. • An article in the Strand Magazine, tells t..titi,ottitt!kry;,64Sr.8. Lloyd of Phi1adclphia. has in hunting r- rarc and eurieht editions of theinenortet,avotie, His a0Crits, it appears-, hew hal standing order:; to buy np all editiono. that may be felled, and he everi4o*. 000804 examples of the Story in Latin and Greek. Thirty-three languages aid represented' in• Mr. Lloyd's colket. gen, and these include Arabic, Per- fume Turkish and 1Icbrv. The variety, arid 'etivioue ilhtnfra- tiomi in thee 'Manifold eClitiOng Are h steieleg feature. • 'there len first folio of bettia ,great book; however, *Well 'has not found it way into lir. Lloyd's. collection, and that is a +Wiledexhibit n Aoane's *try. intereetiu6 ninseuin in 'Lincoln's Ann tioldt4 with THRILLINO AERIAL Mine French Machine Whetss german Taube. • Among the many storiee of aerial adventure growing eut of the war, One Of the beet is told by Frederick A. Talbot, in The World's Work for June, in a comprehensive survey of the advance in aviation. The hero is an American twister, Frederick V. Hild, a volunteer gerVing in the, French Aviation Conon (Inc day he was aloft Ripon a re- conrigniagnee; •The weather was cloudy, to that *glimpsee of what was transpiring on the hostile territory be- neath eoUld only be obtained threugh rifle in the banks of vapor: .While 'careering through one of these open spaces he caught sight of A TOW, alal, his machine being ileets, he in- stantly gave chese,, The Taube turn- edeand made tor.A, Over of a bank Of- clouds, with Ulla in hot pursuit. The latter worked hie machine up •to nideta mites an hour, and was just about to dive into the cover ,when German biplane •Wati seen • emerging from the cloud, •The latter ridiewed no disposition to rune It was armed -with n•machine gun, While the pilot and observer were well eaphiped with Mauser 'rides aid pistols. _ A. hoe Are was. eoneentrated And his trarchrtie,' , The 'Amerieen aviator was caught at a disadvantage, because the att4elt 111xe*Paeted and for the' reason that the' German machine had the colMilandinKR904jon Marmegvl'ing immediately. over the French ' aero- plane. lads diversion 'PreciPita denouement, The Taube mitt* r h ba dived into ,the bank of c .ud, aseere taining •that it was reinforced; now turned round and showed fight. Hild was caught between two fires. - The Taube was intent upon raMMing, him, while Hild was eXPOSed to a hot fire, He -returned the latter Spiritedly, but was.threatened•by-theTanbe.-,':Ittere- . was only, one possible Means of ea - cape -to dive vertically ;towards the ground.' Without a moment's hesita- tion he Jammed bit elevating lever hard over. The aeroplane quivered and then answered: " her helm tocent- Wet* that an involuntary looping of 4he-. loop lippeaTectimminept ; • It was a thrilling "nose -ending" dive the Machine' being so vertical in RS descent that Had and his observer had to stand, leaning backwards, ' from which precarious position he let drive a Anal series of quick shots; The dive was so • precipitate and vertical that the Gerinazi aviators ceased firing, thinking that they had sent the k'reneli monoplane to its last account and that it would give a final exhibi- tion of ploughing. But after a verti- cal alive of a thousand feet, -Mid re- gained control of the 'aeroplane, eased the descentiaregained the •horizontal .pIane and iiinnediateiy -etarted- to climb with all the speed he could mas- ter. • •,, • • The German ' machines, realizing that they had been -tricked, resuined. thepursuit, . but Hild now held the ad- vantage. The speed of his Machine preyed invaluable. The Taube Start- ed a 'hot Chase, but gave it up directly ' it se -4r that Hild had regained his ori- ginal altitude' and Was gulte:weisate4 to resume fighting uperations. • The , Taube „turned. and 'Ilevia for its bufliild-hed-hia-report togive to -hi - commander, so he abandoned attempt - Ing pursuit And returned to his own lines, A4APPRIS iffai Sons Cue Wend to MI Wome Halifax Sends Out ffieesaire of Help • to Many People. • ROUX, H.S., December lhi--When ,mterviewed at her home at 194 Argyle $t Mrs ligverstock was quite willing toAillk. *Of " - her peruluirly unfortuna% Carle. "I was always 'blue' and de- pressed, felt weak, liturgic' and utterly unfit for any work. My atoMach was so disordered that I had no appetite. What l,iiid eat disagreed. I suffered greatly from dizziness and sick head - I oftee fdeiDtrielfttaelor ache end feeredialttaoonnireor.unsi:vreeraykddoawyn., Upon My druggist's recommendation. ntprpobvyesiLi physicians sixbadweeks two aibeelar wellIne woman, cured completely After differ - It is for this reason that f• strongly urge •sufferers with stomach or digea- tive troubles to use Dr. Hamilton's Pills." • - • Dia Hamilton's Dille strengthen the stomach,. improve digestion., strength- en the .nerves and restore debilitated ,systems *health. By eleansing,the blood .of long-standing impurities, by bringing the system to a high point of Ingo; they effectually chase away weariness; ,depression; .and disease. 'Good for young or old, for men, for •vvomerr for children.. All detilere, sell Dr, Hamilton's Pillseflfanerake and Butternut. a silt 'JOIN SIMON*;, .; yeara after their intreductam into -,,, "AA: - • N MTH AND 01.D. Igo roofibility et Treeing the Origin of Vegetables. So popular has the grapefruit be- come on our tables that it * difficult to remember that thirty Years age it was elmot unknown. With improved znethuds • h9ofwtrmi:iisnProttbhenr "ddelieetzioult fruits, as yet exotic or rere, may have become common as oranges. and banenaa by the time the young folk of to -day are middle-sigeill Not inanY us are yet acquamted, with the Plumeot* that interesting 'fruit, half apricot, half plum; nor have We yet tasted the guava, the durian, or a dozen other tropical delicacies that * few years hence may accompany our morning eareal quite as, a *atter of course, • • tordy a .few our common fruitx are native,' and even fewer -none, in deed, except certain varieties of ber- ries -are useful unimproved. . The poach, 4,er nrialuni PerSici4M, PerSiall apple, came originally from Persia; the quince from Cydonia in Crete; the chestnut (castanet) IrOnl Castana, • town of ,Pontus; the plum from Syria and Damascus, an origin still indicated in the name; of the damson, or damascene, variety. The filbert, an old chronicler records, was No named eefcaused brought rs obIi 3elyor forth," !an! king sundry of France riffnadn!itl tobe PAW testifies that •cherry trees werefirst:piented in Britain, tweutY- FARS FOR RENT. IP`LOOK ill fi -kOft" A FARM: Cr•.`44}IffIT' me, X baffle Over Two littodred on Isis list. located in -Ott best sections of On. Witt, . All sites, IL W. Damson, Isrsmptos, RIIVIIIFAPER* FOR IKE. • - .p ROVIT-MAKERO NEWS' AND Z011 4, -Office* for sale in good Ontario towns. alualoost useful and interest/AC of all businesses. Fait informatiott, on application to wileon roblishint coin - pans, , 71 West Meltaide *It.. Toronto. Wout, Virr Oore'-wiaire VinOrt, ,seet, TAnger 4:17 .erter it:i.tdNreeertit '3•4-aritaafeT Large Or -auratt a.os bourrht,..' Cheek sant 184.0 day shipment," TelloiliT00.Tarehiic - Youngest Maw in .`British' ;Coalition • by latenlititiiille; after the war el1414494" 34°14real- •intern's. GovernMent. ' • „ anY harrister. in -treat Bri- tain has attained such a high distinc- tion at so earlY an age as Sir Jolni Simen, Who had represented. ' the CrOwn in most of the sensational eases 'tried at the 014 Bailey, arid:Who at the age of forty-one is Home Sec - with Mithridates, brOUghtthem from the .hing of Pontus's city of Ceram's- Their French name--cerikeg-and their botanical one-cerasus--:-Show • this origin more obviously than the Eng - fish. cherry, although the.deriVation is the same. During the Saxon period the cherry in riiglaral was allowed to run out, and. it Was net reintroduced rotary, in the British Coalitien Gov- until- the, -gardener of- Henry VIII. krhmellt •• •brought it from Flanders,' and planted ' When, he was appointee Solicitor - General, in "I910, Sir John was only thirty-seven years of age, and such was his reputation in the legal world that at that 'time he -held retainers from almost every railway company sular men," Si,' 'William TeMple has the first of the famous; Kentish- cherry orchards. . - The Romans lightly valued the, in- troduction of netfrnitS.and lieWers. "The great captilins,..-Inia Sven,con- in the eofintry4-4-a unigue.record.. . recorded, '"those who. .,firtt •`• brought them ,over, tookpride in giving them. their own .names; as in memory Of some great service or .pleasure they had done their country;'so that not only 'laws .arid battles, but several sorts of apples and.pears 'were called Mardian end gem:lima Ponmeyan and Tiberian." . • . These services of the Roman cap- • tains were, however, merely inciden- tal; none of "them rival in horticul- tural devotion the act of the elder Tradescant,agardener to -Charles who enlisted on hoard a privateer armed 'against Morocco solely with a view to ' finding anopportunity to steal Apricots into Britain. He suc- ceeded; ' at what cost of battle, blood. shed, diplomacy, or exchange under a •flag of truce, we do not know. ^ There is often no possibility of tracing the origin . or intreduction of vegetables -lets esteemed and there- t fore less mated than fruits. We do 'maw, however, that .Sir Walter Rn - Three years later, 4e, stepped into the place of Attorney -General, and thus became head of the English Bar, a Proud position won, in the way Englishmen like to, see honors. woe, by sheer ability. and hard work; for Sir .John Simon is the .son of a Con- gregational. Minister, and &kir noth- ing to birth and influence.' Sir -Jana loweverrholds--e some- what humorous view ofhis profession, judging by the remarks he made when .entertamed a few months ago -by, the Manchester Law Students! Society, Although, on account of his -taciturn- ity, Sir john has often been referred ta, by his friends as "Silent Simon," the description only partly fits, for .when the use Of the tongue is neces- sary, Sir Sohn can use with won- derful effect . He was induced, tee, on one occa- sion, to recall some reminiscenaesof his youthful days. "Mi first political reecillection," he remarked, "is of ,something that occurred -1 think it high introduced the potato into Eng - Writ in 1878-a-when---1-was a very small land,- and that. Sir Anthony Ashley, of boy going to a dame's school at Moss „Wimboree St. Giles, Dorsetshire, first Side, Manchester. a I remember well' • lanted-eah•bagea, which he got from going out .of :the gate of the little -Holland. It was a •useful innovation, house where Iny father' lived' then and as I went out, carrying my sat- . chel t� school, one of his friends came running, down- the street .waving . newspaper and shoutingsomething to my father.' I think it was about one f- the first speechesMi Gladstonc. Made in the early days- erkii-- lothiati campaign, and I heard my mother calling meback because I was Wearing -a• blue tie I can ee her A nti nitninitt attaleolutoane• VOIPX3,t 104o, doable old., 00o. eatib. 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Alla •,-- Ails:asia-4, OPE!ORTUNITY Wanted capital to, develop one of the mostvaleable natural resources in the Dominion, unlimited ,guantity, of raw matetial to be Mailufaetured into a' commodity for 'Which- there is an al- most unlimited- demand. if -You have one Inindred to five handred dollars or More to invest where your investment will be well secured, then write for particulars and prospectus which will convince you of the absolutely sure and Jarge returns. Address P.O. Box 102, Hamilton, Cont. . Paper Money. The Chinese anticipated ' what we might think Ur -beim- esseatiallY• meth" ern convenience banknotes and "paper money" -so rang ago as 2697 B.C.,--4,600 years - ago! One Mich banknote, issued nearly 3,300 years ago'is still preserved in the museum at Petrograd. The * -Chinese called their notes "flying Money," or "con- venient ,money.' They bore the name of the bank, date of issue, a number, an official signature, its value _in_ Words and figures, And, as 0.1-.4,4ff-- timid precaution against forgery and as it :to _the ignorant, a pictorial -representation, in coins of an amount_ 'mile' to the face Value of the note. Holders of the notes were, by an inscription, exhorted ,to "Produce all yosZtan; spendwith teonOnly. .If is .stated • that the notes were printed in blue ink, and made of ,pa- per woven from the fibre of the mul- berry tree, . • • These notes bore also A warning iiiierlitioWTer FTpenriltle? - counterfeiting. . cratinar(ea retantiont Vitae* cold& *tee • • ., • • First Trociper imperial Yeomanti •(discussing n new officer) --.:•''Swears a 'hit; doret Te, sonietintes1" • Seeond Trooper*" 'ig'st' a . master- piece, is; just opens 'is mouth and lett, it say wot it likes." -Punch. • , 7 ' • Whiclt.:,every andotier is n014011144 lat 01$ 'ITU 01 and ..healeserved.the 'large and neatly sculptured cabbage that is -placed- at his feetupon his tomb:. ' little figure running upstairs and run- ning dotirri again with a *fed ribbon which she tied around my neck." .' In the House there is no more popu- lar man that „Sir John Simon.• He en- joys the• likingaof both sidea in poli- tics, which is not always pbssible to a politician of such keen'intellect and • high debating powers as himself. He has never been known to losehistem- per, and the fact that in cne great -triar-ithithire appeared -Vie -jur- • fter five days were7as- elosely inter- ested in the details;of the.case as -they - were in the opening day was striking testimony to his Power of bolding at- tention. • • • DECLINE. IN LITIGATION. , One of the Effects of the War In - England. • So rapid -were -the fnetlioda Applied In 5'Seconds- - , _ Sore, blistering feet ure Gln_Le6n1PPIThelle'd lneevata be cured k, by Putnam'. Ex. U IC tractor fill 24, honks. •- "Putnam's" Soothe.' WO that drawing pain, ens** .'414iitant. • makes the feet feta' good at once. et a 25c. .bottle o "Putnam'. toalkw.• Economy. • She--Butif I can't live on my in -- come and you caret. live, en• ,yeurs, where would be the advantage of our marrying." • • He (thoughtfili•VT-W-4-1y, , put- ting our incomes-together,one of Us would be able to live, at any rate. .• . Minard'S Liniment Co., Limited. •• -Dear- gotathrown on a fence and hurt my. chest, very bad, so I could not work and it hurt me •to ' breathe. I tried all kinds of Liniments and they 'did me no good. - One --bottle of MINARTYS LINT - judicial :ttoihfirier,eSe_sir waiGed;Lnrogto_.! settaessiesns:711.couetfhtZt:q_hr.ebliamomu.steee- 01 ei ed: Tyojny W, r Digby here so: clic:Nor:as:1;A ns7a:0:1„,0,4%...P.-:-. • A judge sat on the judgment :neat !A goodly judge was he. Ile said unto the Registrar, "Now call a- cause for me." "There ii no Cause,'! Said Registrar, Andlaughed 'aloud with glee;. - ."Aaateasers wit has despateliedathem -- all; ° I, can -call no cause for thee.". The King's I3ench judges are rapid- ly getting into the same position, saps_ the London Globe. They started their siftings' this wcek with only thkty- five jury actions in their .listsi and they have disposed of them all. If that uatiorais happy Which has noliti- gegen the War Promises to secure for us at least this measure of bliss. He Was Disgasted. ' They were about the roughest, raw est lot oftemente the tergetint» ever had to tee** He Worked hard at them for three; hours, and at last thought they Were getting into some sort of shape; SO he &doled to teat. them, "Right Orel" he barked. Then.be- foie they had ceased to Move clime another order.: "Left turn!" One. Yokel ,010iit1y left the ranksand made, off toward the barrack room. ' 41/ere1 youlo yelled, the sergeant, • angrily, "where are you off to?" . igAleve had motel," replied the re - trait, in diaglisted tone. "Tlitt doos- n't kettle tha OWO. Mind for two min. utes•runnin't° • •adnird's ZinitaeWenrca 4 •444444/4,444,-.444A-4.4.30.-444 Solicitous. • • 90 dear,", said Mrs", Henpeck; "I'm Positive that our boy is thinking seriously of matrimony." • hone. so," „returned- elliitE peck' yeah unusual spirit. , would nOt Want, any toy = of mine to be, -So unfortunate as to regard it as ake -atinereeesaionient:cereiectargefin CO*01 Etfthe ngofandloAt;aonnilst olitioaa eshlap p,; hAitthitie rou lest thirty-two. Paddles, Cushions, Oars, Seats ,'T Rugs, and all anoe and Skiff Furnishings. The Pet'erf)ort4ucrii fauoe Limited. ▪ PEtEttOOROIICII, ONT. Left It To Him. Mrs. Williams, Who had recently returned from abroad, was attending an, afternoon tea which Was given in her.liOner. _"And did you really_gateRonierr -.- askeirthe hostess. •, "I really don't knew; My dear," replied 'Mrs. Williams. "You ' see, .iny 'husband always baught the, tick- ets." Wire 'tin Oat' . .A teacher had been at great trouble to .explain to her class the meaning of ,the word "notwithstanding," and, on. asking. fer, a- sentence in which.,. the Word occurred* was somewhat ironpluasedto receive,- the following efrottfrom a 1414inff..a.nalden of some eight, SaMMerS tinwinters: - "Please,' miss, my little brother has helein,tite•seat of his trousers, and it's notwithstanding*" -• • TOUR OWN rittUratiatat. wzra, SELL-Ifon Try Morale Eyelleirieft for /led, W'tait, watery ruyee and tiratililattil 'Eyelids; EoEmartiror,..... set aye Conatom Write for Bet* of the Ey*, bymetlEtee. ilt5r1nerkyeEemed3!eo4Ch1cago. • The, men Who said all's lair in. -war Was Wrong; nothrng in war is fair. *ibutrei 0011.,41,004.psy• "Paradise,* by 'Tintoretto„... -is the - largest painting in ,the world. It 'is tett. wide, 334ft..high, and is now in the Doge'S Palace, 'Venice. ' •• MOt‘it-B• oat ProWit Prepaid to, any littilWay Station in 011tdriet. Lerilth 16 rt. '11,6*ili" g r'tt Depth 1 Ft. 6 Li, A1,11X MOTOR, MTS. ,speetticatioa iNta. 0B tOviag engine prices on reentat. 'Getoar talgutibuil nu—ono vatic:tan)/ rdee" cometereld aria Ineeatire taluveliee, Row ate and Caneee. ' IVOAT CC411:,1141,TBD, Prigi,VA.Na, CA%