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COI .EGE NICKNAMES.
49mo Popular With tho $tud0nt0--Ob-
Joctiont Made to others.
Some of the colleges have a. great
dislike to the way lit which they are
relerrc4 to commonly In Connection
with athletics. For Instance, Wes-
leyau tacit don't like to be called "tire
1lfetbodists," aft they tippearsometlmes.
At the Narai avatielity there is a
strong prejudice against beteg called
"Annapolis." The navy men aren't
particularly fond ^f ',,midshipmen."
'rbey believe the proper naive for ,heir
Institution Is '•the navy."
Columbia has a great distaste for the
naive. of 'Ulumbiaus" for their repre-
ki a in
sento v sathletics or other public
appearances. At the University of Cht-
C490 there is a dislike of the name
"Chicago
A RI ,I,IA�t SHAM,A
Qarle 'Undir the Rite of the Third
Napoleon.
Never was there so pleasure loving
tinct so easy gout, ;a court, unci seldom
; has there been one which was rxter-
dally so splendid, The emperor spent
' Money like wetter and thereby produc-
ell a Prosperity for the time gild with
it popularity for the government,
hundreds of iniliinns were lavished
upon Paris, much of It being. wasted,
yet none the less with the result that
tile, city oeally deserved its title in
vllle lumlere. Irl these days it has
gone to seed and grown shabby, but in
tSaO everything seemed fresh and
»civ and. brilliant and Imposing. The
emperor's cent gardes, were splendid
A�I�E OF -'NIGERIA"
Tho Crafty Spidor and the Way He
Paid His 0414th.
Tile following fable of the spider is,
one of .the folk tales of tiortheru ICI-
gena:
A spider, it seems, had occasloq to
borrow a sutra of money. A journey
round to the generously dlsposed.
brought hies 2,000 cowries each from:
the cat, the dog, the hyena, the leopard.
and the lion. when pay clay came
round, the spider remained at home to
receive the visits of his creditors In a
certain prearranged order. I+trst came'
tile cat to claim repayment o; his loan.
"Il'ush."I said the spider, '"I hear a
noise outside. it is a dog come to see
lone, must
bash 'You
usafety. hide under
cat wasis cold.
s scarce -
earce-
HE
HE WAS EXCITED,
thing he did not like in their works
university," sometimes Up-
Soldiers to the eye. Society wits no
ly hidden when the dog, coming In,
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piled.
less demoralized, yet Its gayety was
made a siulliat' request for his money.
And Yet He Was Making Only a Very
Although not eo strongly opposed to
exhilarating. 'These were the ilttys
Says diaster Spider, "There Is a cat
Reasonable Request.
It, students at Pennsylvania do not like
wben It wits said that flood Alneris'itua
under that calabash, Take him and.
It was a dramatic scene, pregnant
the full title "University of I'enusri-
when they elle go to Parts. The em-
consider the debt Raid," No sooner
with the most tragic Possibilities.
vania" as well its plain "Penusylva-
peror conferred distinction by recon-
said: than done„ aunt then a snuffling
Thus thought a witness to the meeting
via," "Penn" Is preferred to either.
nizing any foref- mr. The empress set
and scraping were beard at the door,
of three Italians near the big express
"Maroons" for Cbleogo mien. "Gophers"
the fashions for the world. It wasall
The third creditor, the hyena; bad or -
depot at Fifteenth and 'Market streets.
for 211nnesota, "Badgers" for Wis-
a shunt, but it was thoroughly mag-
rived.' "Don't be alarmed, my dear
A man and woman who were dellver-
�
cousin students, Cornhuskers" for lsc-
nifleent In its way, It can best be
dog, but bide here till he has left!1
Ing a trunk Into the hands of it clerk
braska, "Wolverenes " for 11lichigan,
understood fit present by reading Zo-
And the spider bustled him under the
were suddenly confronted by another
"Illtni' for the men of Illinois—all are
la's early novels, by i•ec:tlling some
calabash, "I smell a dog," said the
man, who was hlghly excited. Ile air
names that are popular at those col'-
chapters of D»itdet's "Ise Nnbab" and,
hyena, routing about. ' "`Under that
proached the woman. In voluble itol-
leges and are used by the men tbero
by remembering Jacques, OfTenbach,
calabash," the spider replied, "Bat him
ion he raved and swore and pleaded,
in. speaking of tf,elr own teams. In-
whose opera bouff e, was the most char•
up, and your debt Is paid-" The dog
while she shrilled equally excited an.
deed, to a man unacquainted with
neterisde prnduetion of all empire
Paid the penalty of his simplicity, and
swers. The other man stood back
nicknames the average statement re-
wbiell Itself tvas'bottft'e. That shal,
411 was quiet once more. The hyena
against the wail, tits arms folded deft-
garding a conference college is puz-
low slid yet catchy music was a tonal
was preparing to leave, when he beard.
antly, lits head sunk on his sliest.
It zlfn; because of the almost entire lace(
' sneor. Eery 'Ifbrefto Was a mock at
an ominous sound that' sent him.
certainly looked as if daggers were to
of straightout names,"
the old time virtues of chastity and
orouelting against the wall. It was the
be drawn. The interested bystander
-
honor and couragge.—harry Thurston
Pattering of the leopard's Peet at the
asked of some listeners who under-
THE DOCTORS.
I'eolc in Bookman,
door, "Quick! L'nder this calabash l" .
stood the rapidly spluttered dialect
cries his host, and the hyena curls up
what the trouble was all about
"Why."
Tributo to the Nobility'of the Medical
BELLI111i'S BEST OPERA.
Ia the fatal cache, only to meet a like
was the volunteered trausla-
profession.
fate from his more coula;eous enemy.
tion, "this woman has run away from
her husband with this man." pointing
To enter the medical profession is to
_
"Norma"
Norma Was Fussed at First Tho
"`Xy.debt is repaid," said the leopard,
and ran a-th lion
to the sulk indIvid'ual,
y
"Oil, and he is begging her to re-'
nd-
ling- oneself iu most. noble coir tarry,
When Dante was led by. Virgil, Into the
g
Composer's Death.
Bellini was bot•u iu Sicily. •IIs died
coming in, A
terrible fight ensued, for ttic leopard
.
turnot was the nest query,
",
presence of the tuFstt.l of diem that
at I'ntoaux, near Paris• tinder some-
and the .lion are equal iii strength, so
the natives say. �j*Heli blood. dust
Not on your Life, Wus the express-'
ive reply. "She has
p y tip all her
know" bo saw Aristotle surrounded .by.
• a. group of tete sages of raiftiquity,'I.00k
what strange circumstances, in I83�.
baron Aytue cl"Aquuo wrote to a friend;
and
make havoc In the house and both an-
imats
Packed
his
t band's clot lies- in her r tru k . as
n wee
at them as they are introduced one by
l well that it fourth
�" I rode out - o . Il on 1 it t
t e•t 1 lit t s n u-
• n, a _s
„
are exhausting their strength,
]i
t spider i r
ids s u.
1. i busy t tits
3` a tile. Seixing'
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as her own, and be is be„);faia her to
give Lack at least It.N Sundav suit, „
one,. and yon see of
. 'tiieln bear navies illnsti•ious. In inedi-
al, the gardener of his house refused
g
to tet me Iu, i.ater on In -the da y there
n of of boiling
p g grease, be pours it
eine. To take note of but ane-•�•IIlItpoc-
r
was n heavy storm, and at about v
over tele. ci:i�ving mass. Leiapard and
lion
The Water Clock.
rates Is there. The student will ,not
turn to his pages now to. learn what
o'cloch I once ngain tried to see him.
As no one rinswered the.bell I pushed
roll apart In their death„agony,
and: tete spider has only to scial-bten
The earliest applicati,,n of the clep-
has to be taught in modern text books
anrinst tele date, and it gale way, so I
and clean up before resuming
4 Ouse
sydra principle to produce moron was
or.class rooms. Yet he will do well to
got into the house.. I found Deliiul on
more the humdrum' life of fly catching.”
by Tsia•ng Hung,"' D. ]2t1; wha made
lay to heart the spirit that guided "the
abed" abandoned by all, At first ;
iVo wonder he Is known as c"\fai-
an "orrery" rr!preseitting. the apparent
father of medicine"' in olkawing up the
thought that he was. asleep. When I
way°' the crafty eras. ,
motion pt the heavenly b.dles around
oath Imposed on the students of the
touched his hand, It was quite cold, for
the w.th, which was kept going by
.IZipnoeratic school.. "With purity. and.
lie was (lend',,
AUTOMATIC FOOTBALL,
drropping water. In the sixth century
withholiness," the catididate was
A curions 14tter 1:3 Publislied. written
of the Christian era all Instrument was
ul;ide to swear, "I will jtass my life
by Irfm ivhen his '•Norma" was bissed
Aetions'of One Player After'a Kick In
In use In China which Indicated the
and practice my art. Into whatever
at the tirst representation: "I have just
the Bead. '
course of time b the weight of water
Itall3C3Tellto11 will O Into th tnPor
returned d fr t the .4c•tla: Would you
r
. Spea.i„ of Outier things in foot -
as it gradually cattle from the beak of
the benefit of the side, %vill abstain
belleve it? •'Norma' was bissed. 1. no
ball," said an old player, "I recalt.a
a bird and was received In a vessel
from 'every. voluntary act of mischief
longer tecogni.,ed the y.. Milan-
game that' was playedat Annapolis
on a balance, every pound representing
a one-hundredth part of the '(lay of
and corruption:'
In the. long succession of .those who
ese, who received'with entbusfasm and
delight the 'It Plrnta,' 2n Stranfern,'
some -veais ago between Columbia and
the .grad academy teams,-
twenty-four hours. About this .time
have enlarged the hounds of itis Ael-
'Ln• Sonnambult.' I have deceived my-
"One of the men on the Columbia.
mercury began to be employed in
clepsydras instead of water..
ence the student •will meet with a
self, I have rinde a great nti'stake. All
team; the quarterback and a very
^i eat army of iuen who have ice t the
o P
rat >> �,
3" progenitors have been n wron^. Aid
prominent' la er of the
p y year, started
spirit of that Oath under.higher sane-
tions than were. epee to the pioneer
tit$ exieeetali'ons hnve been illusions,
But,: I assure jou from my his. there .
this game In good condition, but 'after.
Bart of the ft rst half he was .kicked tri
whom the mediacvt1 et i`+... t
• r i i i
po . o
a place in his' Inferno because, thotigh
biame;ess of sin, they had not: been
baptized.. -•Sir Alexander Simpson in
,London Quiver.
Vic Old Egn.
"Nein Fork. Is no longer ,voting and
unsophistlegted," said a inns who bas
visited all the old,tvorld capitals..' She
has now all the weariness and, rice.of
Paris; T.ondon and Rome.. !They Who
st.11l' speak of .Nein' Yore(. as young,
childish, innocent, remind me of Lord
Exe of the Carlton.
"Lord )✓me, tit seventy, tried to lead.
the life of a. Youth:bf ttreuty-ti•ve. lie
dyed .his hair. wore'd corset lii,d fre-
quented tele: Innsic hnll:i. , Piccadilly
circus; and. the Burlington arctide. One
afternoon as he. druve. frenal the Carl
ton •In his bronbllam .a metnlier said,
smiling:'
•`'There goes'Is e. •Ile told me Over
a whisky and soda just now that be
felt as fresh as •:t two-year-old;'
"mother member- sneered.
" `He probably meant u two-year-old
egg: lie murinurod."
Hugo and 'hierime.
It is probable' than %,Atli the eXplep
tiotl of BXron 'no great literary genius
ever ivas g.roeteo] with. such a storm
of vilification and abuse as t'ictor
IIugo when .tie published '•'Les Miser.
ables." While the bool; took• tfie pub•
lie literally off their feet, almost all
14u;o's ririrls. tuiited fit cotrdenining it.
dull •It3.atttltGl', .
PI'a" Al
a ct .mdse B ra t that I shall be proud
i[ T can ever excel. Did not the .13o-
uians hiss 'L'Oly n1pI:ide' of the divine
Porgolesl? In `ail thentrical product-
'Hoes the pliblle is file supreme .judge;'
The nubile will reverse its judgment.
It .will recognize that 'Normal is the
hest of my operas."-=Argona.nt. .
Whore Parliament 'Failed.
-Accordiii. to all accounts, the Catn-
eron hlghi:inuers Militia are a .fine
body of men,ph;-sically. , of Ian- ago
'four of them• occupied the least Oro,-
ed 'sent in a . fall compartment -on a
Scothin(1 r:ilrr;l;;., ,fust as the train.
oft.'. Pt dl.utiitutire little: cler-
gvtnin jumped' into. tile' compartment
and tried to wire himself to between
tiro of the hlglilliuders. Not finding
it very conifortitl.�le; lie turned to the
o.°e cin hls rlrbt artl saki: ',Sit til,
please; Ynu. know that, accordlug to
Act of parlinment, the sent ho'16.11rc"
The . bighlando,r ioolced at him for a
nlonlont and t1linn replied: "_That m:iy
•b.^ :t' richt ciiough.for your, ktnd,'sir,
blit sh,tirly ye Conlin' 41zime me -for no
bein' roustru.cted itcecrdiug to . act of
parliamout!"
Contagion and' l,tfaction.
A contagious disease 19 'one in which
the disense produ'-•.111orgaltfsm goes
direct Prcinl the.person hating•the.dIs-
ease to a .peraoi1 who. has not the dfs-
ease without Passing •tbrough an lutea
moiiiary- medlufn, a S in' tuberculosis:
Por eialupie. 11,-tlarhi. on the other
hard, is .till Infection:; disease, because
the or�•t -' i 1 • d
the head In one scrimmage. It took
_sonic' tittle to -get Win. around, but be
suddenly arose andagave.a signul..'The
two -teams lined up and play • went
.right on,.
"*This man event through. the. game,
and no .one noticed that. anything was
wrong with hint. When. the game was
over and the Columbla team was on
the nay back to New York- in. the train
this player, who had appeared to be in :
a' brown study; suddenly turned to the
man nest to bim.and asked, `'i%:ho won
the ' ;ame -what was .the scorn?' and..
a buinber'of other questions that made
It seem as if. he hadn't been anywhere
hear "The
field of play:, .
"The players were greatly surprised
and thought. perhaps thee, kfckAn the
head had Burt the malt 'so .that his
;hind was uffecteit.- Litter #hey learned
that 'he 'eras unable to telt 'what hnp-
pened from the moment be got. the
kick in the head Until Ithe time'lte r'e=
covered consciousness, so to speak, on.
the•trafn:
-,als plal3ng of quarterback and his
giving of signals had been entirely an-
tomatic,. or,, rather; subconscious. That..
case was referred to frequently in the
psychology, courses at Columbia, .you
may well imagine,"-
Bismarck and Music:
' Bismarck s utterances regarding. mu -
14c are compiled in a book by Keudell,
'urst arid, 1rurstin Bismarck, Erin-
nerun en aus den Jahren, 18-IG•1872."
Isendefl once saw the . titan of blood
s1 c ., ettm�e it t ote in. reference a, IfIS71t R J C 1 ptr. uCea •it is tak- and iron shell tears during a pectorm-
to -1 dinner given to
.Iiugo at Brussels On •froru a: person by. a mosquito, pe- once, of Beethove:1`s Sonata Appaslo-'
"Leave you eond Victor LIu••o'. produces. itself In the ltiosquito and is vara, IIis favorite co>ztposcis; were
peech rat, the dinner given to h.im0by
t
transniitted by the ) losnnito .whirls
Beethoven and Schubert. The only
-11,0,0111 libruri:tns and other scoun-
may never hnve been m contact with
thing he did not like in their works
ftels of P.l ii ,acro? iris" statements
the Pelson. by n hone. Ole c ri.^,lual or-
was tite va'fatfors. These,' he said,
.
Wee without cleirth, suiflity, or corn-
•
ganisl-n was given o;2 .
"do not speak to the heart." Concern-
nton sense., He is a tuau who.Intemi-
my picture, "The Prodigal Son," The
irg tttc sonata just reforred to he re-
CMOs himself with wards find does not
to
M.
mart.he "Tata is tike the singing,and:_.
tnhe, the trouble to think:'
Another 'W y..'
sobbing; of a whole' human life. If I
Victor IIugo ►.etorted by writing to a
A well known London physician was
heard tbls' music often d should al -
fl ,'fend, "Al. 111erimee is a ulau natu-
Invited out to the country for. some .ways
be,brare.
rally vile,"
shooting; but. although -lie. tried sec-
4
•
et•al bines, he could not lilt a single
Ma Meant We.1 Anyway.:
As tho Twit Is Cicnt,
rnbblt.
"A. young xvoman overheard an old
"I hoptr yreu were a' good tittle boy.
""I'm very unitteky," tie exclaimed.
negrees call to a pickaninny, "Collie
11,11!W rat V611 hunt's find didn't 'tell ally
•"I've killed nothing nll dny.,•
back, D fy,.Bxy!"'
storiei," said his mother.
"Never mind," said his host. "Write
"Bxcuse me," sold the young woman,
"Olily the one you put the ftp to, ma,"
the rabbits one of your prescriptions."
"but isn't that 'a queer name for,a
t•eplicd hor your:; hopeful.
Catarhozone--breathe Ip its sooihin3 :as
baby, aunty?"
.4NVI),: n�hntdo roti menti, child?"
Foul.
"Dat ain't her full name," explained
"When site nsked me it I'd like to
"Iroul tactics," declared the b ilfbnefr.
the old woman, with pride; "fiat's jos'
hnv(%'a secotld I)i0ee of cake 1 said, IXO.
('What's the trouble now?" demand,
de pet name I call for short. Dat
Wank 3•ou; I"t•o haat enough,*."
ed the referee•
chile got 4 mighty grand name. Iler
They cleanse the system, m lce the 4
"I tried it klelt f(.r the stomach; but
ma picked it out In a medicine book.
of MOL -tit Aerial, Ky. This is
this follow blocked it with lils bead;'
Y•essula, de (hue's full name is eeze.
hct What s1he'Meant.
the universal verdict of all who, use
cheeks and give clear, dainty eom-
r
Tardy arrival rat a Dinner Party
--=
t
I'm a`rald • f Rin too Into, dear Mrs.
Good Behavior.
Tho Saris, i
Smith. 3kils. 'Smithtefi*usfrely) 40h,'
employer --Why were you discharged
FIe—t wonder If we can get along tilt
my dear,, Vo'n could never come. ton
from your last place? Applicant—Por
i
right. Sbe—Cortainly. We can buy the
latri•-I ondon nluCtrsted "R
oa(I bchat for Iz 1 �t-1t d
all druggists.
. .
W, JACKSO`'', :40ENre.. CLINT(f
s.
g mp oyer— it o
you mean- by, thati< Applicant -•They
auto With We money father left tne,
and you will surely make one -h to t
Ail epicure,
took three months oft my sentence,
pity for running It, don't you think?--
s
The Artlst-••l mint ,you to pose for
1
Incl:. ..
my picture, "The Prodigal Son," The
i
to
M.
Tramp. Can't (16 it. The dirtist-•Why
To make luminous paint, tnlx it small
The more one speaks of himself the t
v Wi.
not? The Trrtinp•--Veal doesn't agree
quantity of dAlcfutn, sulphide with or•
less he likes to hear ;another taiked at,
---DO":VI11,7ION DAY.
witE rue.• --London Illustrated. Bitb,
dinarg white .pointe
-;-itxvnter,1
--'•-hXLL�I1,SIt"1Nfi
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-RNTbRX RETS
Bronchitis Creeps into Consumption,,
'
C=hatnberiain's Colic, Choll ra
v. 1
ITIC AT 81N*Lia
Colaghing weakens the tul,W and mak
diarrhoea Itemedy tiia
lir. I4amilton's Cure for Dimples.
PARI•;
es e, restfrrig place for the baccilti.
Best and Surest.
1
Bd' oin all stations 11 C',t"a"'. ;
Witty let, Bronchitis become establish.
ed ? Itcs easy to cure—just inivale
`"It affords me pleasure to. state
that I consider the •preparation- f.cnowti
All slain di„eases such as pimplesi orr, 4
ginate through failure of the 1(idneys 4
good' going .lune 30th aTiil .Yrly
Catarhozone--breathe Ip its sooihin3 :as
C'hamberlain's 'Colic, Cholera and
and liver. All taints glat bloelc the
1300.
Iialsaims' and relief at once. Catarrho-
Diarrhoea Remay the I'Nst and surest
avenues of IteI till must be removed.
.iono is so certain lit Bronch.i;is ula9 ;of
good results of any I have ever
Dr. Hamilton's fills do this quickly. 4
ALASKA •- YLX0X �- PACIP10
every case is -cured, 'Throat is strep-
used in my family," • Says V, Li", Her-
They cleanse the system, m lce the 4
H'XPOSITION -.• S1 : T'I'L1
gthened, cough stoles, irritation goes �rfngton
of MOL -tit Aerial, Ky. This is
shin smooth, restore roses to the
,
away, all danger of tubereillosis is i
the universal verdict of all who, use
cheeks and give clear, dainty eom-
r
-•�'�ery love rates
prevented'. For throat trouble, cat- Ithis
remedy. It cures are so prompt
plexion. For good looks, goad bralth
—Via, attractive rottt;srf
arrh and coughs, C'atarrhozona Is The
and effectual that people, take picas -land
good spirits there is nothing so
.._�
,
Daily until ;�q teinbrr .,Cl h 1.# 1119.
ReintOdy, 25c and $1,00 sixes at all lure
in recomluchdif:g, it. For sale by
sure its Dr. 11amilton's fills. 25c,
—Return limit Oct. $14J1 ;900'.
dealers. Oct it to -day.
all druggists.
boars at all dealers.
July 1st, 1909
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