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i Sir Morel Bald Ile 'mould .Madly coat.
Ply. He went to the hospital andper•
formed: manyoperatlono, among which
i •Rve re two of a similar nature to that
t for which he bad. been called for.
4 When Ile had finished all tbagk04, him.
Profusely. On the steamer going home
be met -a friend, who bad a business
house In Antwerp.
'"Pretty scurvy trick they, played on
you, Sir bore!.
"'What do you meets?" aek.,ed the sur- .
Seca.
""Told you the patient died before
you arrived, didn't they?"" .
"`Fes•'" „
""Lies.. Fort operated on him and a
friend with the .same trouble at the
cllnlC. Got two. operations for ower
IT PREVENTS SORE THROAT.
No simpler' wap to kill a 'cold and
stamp out sore throat than h i
n went o "_ ltlach.
Returning at g o'clock,, lie worked
without interruption until 4 $clod ,
when be' turned over tO the editor
what be bud. written.
Yet the wont was not complete. Mr.
Warner rend tate first proof and in sue,
cession three revised sheets.
Each: time be made change after
change in Phraseology, seeking out the
one right word, while evert In the
nicety of PAragraPhing be seemed to
wake clearer what be desired to e;K-
Press. Nor did tate. close revision end.
with the mairking of the last Prof.
After the paper had gone to Press
and the first sheets ball been brouebt
'LIP to the Composing room for an D, Ii,
3fr, Warner looked wistfully at the
editor and obaersed.
"Waaid 3vo object to lifting the
form? I see a sentence in the last
Paragraph that might be somewhat
changed. She was too good, you know,
to have a vlorvenly tribute paid to her."
Even the printers refused to get an.
try over the delay, and forthwith tbe.
form was aeent up and changes went ori,,
for an hour. At last, though publica.
tlo A-1
man, you wouldn't be willing to bear'
anything of the -sort, no matter how
much ;von were Patti for It.,"
7 u'lSlt some One would try ane."
"_NOW, see here,"" .said the landlord,
who bad studied human nature, "`I'll
tett you wbat-if you'll wear even so
Rauch as a Chalk mark on your Mick
I'll remit, your rent as long, as you,
wear it on your coat'so It can be seen,
the condition being that you tell no
one why it is there,"
"'Agreed,""' said tate tailor eagerly,
"'That's an easy way to pay rents:
So the shallc mark in the form of a
cross was made on the back of his
coat, and the delighted tailor sallied
forth upon the street.
Strangers and acquaintances, balled'
Ulm to tell him of the marls on his
back. Jokes were Reade At bis ex.
pence, children laughed and pointed At
him, and his "wife annoyed him with
questions and wl h confuoai famolarl-
ty told hitn lie was A. fool. The usual
ly amiable man grew surly and me
rose; he shunned men, 4vomen and
children and frequented back streets.
l;efdre the week was up the tailor
,die. The first And most important
point upon which, he bases tris. opinion
Is the ""burn. " Tob$cco, may have ev-
ery other virtue, but if It does not bold
the fire and burn evenly it Is poor to,
bacco, Next In order of importance
comes the aroma --the smoke must
have a pleasing '"suteil;'" next comes.
the flavor -the smoke must be smooth,
and: not "'scratchy" or bitter, Then
there Is the color -rich brown, indicat-
ing a ripe lent, well cured -and last is
workmansbip--good If the wrapper is
Put on :smoothly and. the ""bunch" to.
made so that the cigar "`draws" freely
And is neither too hard nor too spongy,.
bad if the reverse, --Bohemian maga.
zine.
ROMANCE OF HISTORY/..
Thestt Things Read Like Legends, but
Are. Matters of Fact,
A peasant girl called halt witted did
promise to defeat the victors of Agln,
court And did 'It; It ought to be a
,,legend, but it It;
to be a fact.
A; poet and a; Poetess did fall. In love
" y ap, a was- a ayed fully two Pours, the and eloped secretly to a sunny Clime;
IN, JACKSON, AGENT" CLIN^IQN, plying Nerviline-rub it in ifeely, and 'editor, but not llir, Warner, had the found himself embroiled In a quarrel It 18 obviously a three volume -novel,
then put on a Nerviline Porous Plas- supremo satisfaction of kuowing that with his . best friend, his wife had but it happened. Nelson dict diein the
ter on the chest. These remedies Runt the, work was as nearly perfect as bu threatened tot leavv his house, and be act of winning the one battle that
out pain, destroy every trace of con- man art Bawd make It and the edition ' considered himself miserable and ail could ,ehange the wocid; it is a gross -
At he General Sessions; I i used, t n Se ens t L a It- cd,
a m 1
Improbable robnblecoincidence,
do c was sent p
es n re oft
u t,but i is
g bite cold and trndeiacy,t _too
ccm Mrs. Whitehorn lost' a suit" on. A` to bronchitis. Thousands find. Ner- Finally one night be took off his late to alter It now. Napoleon did vin.
FIRST I'li(GHTS coat and. rubbed out tate chalk mark the battle of ,Austerlitz; it i3 unnatu-
policy against se Canadian Guardian airs ,inestimable the best remedy for and said; '"There; I would net wear ral. but It is not my fault, .Whets the
remiuCompany because ten cents of the pains, aches, bruises, neuralgia, that cross on my back another week, general who bpd surrendered a repub.
premium was unpaid. sciatica, coeds and winter ills.. Not The, Wray They Affected Somq Farrows no, not if I could have Alt the money Mean town retprned, saying easily, ""l
only., is it penetrating and ,.,
Plans are afoot for. the., re-organiza- g, powerful, Fnencii Ptaywa•a9hta>" there'is in Paris, have done .everything.'! Robespierre
tion of the Chicago ; Great Western but it is safe and econoinical. All The first night with' authors is view - -------w--,. did ask, with An. air of inquiry,
Railway Compahy dealers sell Poisons Nerviline, Large . oci tvlth different feelings '!'life is how "'Are you dead?" Wb 'of Inquiry,
ROBIN HOOD NOT A MYTH.
bottles for 25e., the plasters,- salmi It a0ected ,some famous .trench play- coughed in bis cold harangue Garnier
--- --,.. price. Beware of substitutes, rvrights. Sdrdou's nervousness upashero of Sherwood Forest Had a CqurE did say, "`The blood of Danton choites
well known. Dumas Sig was neveryou." Strafford did.say of his own de -
able Under King,Edward it.'
able Co preserve his sangfroid..-. - Assection of parliament. "If I do !t may
Many famous:, then have their names
roan As the • ciitaiti 'rose Dumas- 'pore ' my lite and death -be set cit a bill .for
finked with Sherwood -Iain John, the ". .
a a � As She Used tai•Every priomfng;', .would betake himself to a restaurant: fi •alt filen to wonder At." Di
three Edwards, Richard III., Cardinal t itself did
The bezeaved Mrs, O'Leary, with a and dine from as many courses. as his sally,. "The .time will come when ,you
neighbor, stood sobbing over the oral item 'piece had acts. His son reported Wolsey and Charles L• -but the hero or shall bear mel-'
fin of• her deceased husband. the place, the "genius loci," is i;obiti
• on the success of the piece, At tete S The.herofc 19h. fact, even when it is
Murphy !" she criod, "Of Hood.
_ first At
of "Toussaint Lou- a fact :of coincidence or of miracle,
` can't belave Pat's lyin' there. dead. ,. Some think that the, famous outlaw and a fact is a thin which can be ad -
'.'Shure
. only ashlape."tserture Lamartlne round his. ryork ;so o$ the .ballads .teas: a myth. a mere g
"Shure, ale. do look lot"- he � tedious that he, went to a cafe 'and poi nutted without being psptained,-=G..ls.
k: Are your feet. hots i` „ etic conception And a creature of the
Sore ,Alto bI11SteI'Cd'? tit only' ashl&pe, .returned iters relief tate p Chesterton in ,London News.
# y yi aril papers. l alzae when he pro-
�>
If sot :r3°?f izing friend, "`Call to pian, 'Mrs. duced `_`Resources de Qui
nola" -spent popular mind, .but Mr. Hunter in his,
+ BIi�C• _?:.,� O'I,.ear -call to Pat ist as research. Into the person and period. of
�` y 7 ' pe "used 'the .day in selling tickets at a. rate . � No brans in the MF. iddle. Ages,
AS SOOii as ; .cy? to' wake' hitrt.f�i'ry machin"'• higher, than at Ehe'lso; ilio robin Hood holds that be ,was born..
f tfi o e and reap- _ ,� r AS we colas to the middle ages,
tam -1 is h lied r'?t;:} lints. O'Leary, dashed,.swa her tsars between 1. i3o and 1_3.s; living through
pp ,:Lr.;s;a; h y ed :t, fine return.; when- the nations of modern Europe
it coolsandsootheS !lx;al;:; and called me ementdy ...Paut..de Bock seated in the orcL•es- Jbe� reign of the second 'Edward and were struggling its
injured smarting if= :+r y ;.. fo out into the earl g to existence, we clad
"Get up, ye laz baste an y sears of the third. He
tra,`we also read, rotes that
; a an hunt fes a. job Y protested Against was of a family of solus Station seat. at first. the `drum was not used.
=:'r:: Sk111 and #ISsue, ~i::j his piece And made so. much noise that. at all. So, although melody had been.
"` , ' his neighbors Pd near' Wnkeheld and supported the known n
s? ' Its rich :="1='' The Rat's
r' Defined �•_•:•••• Revenge. . g demanded silence. Cas- and practiced for many sen-
2?° `.?? Mir: Delavi remained . •at hon Earl of Lancaster in h(s rebellion tunes, irU
herbal essences__ while 'as rat -gray was being set. in. e• a� ythm had been quite forgot -
Mir:
' _ •',' a Woodbridge, England, wheelwright's Aletaixlre Soumek'. fecal td' be shared against the .government. FVhen• the` ten; for what'.tbere is ]eft to us of
penetrate the stun; }:L�„ s earl fell and his followers weie pro- ` the mn tc o n
itsalitiseptiEprq it= ?• slice recently by the light of a p4raf- when "Jeanne cl`Arc' .mus. produced. s f the tn!dclie ages contains
scribed bed Ito
stn o
- firn 1 Hood .took
am a rat t0 the wo
Y da ods
fled out 'aa
., f li ' 2
P• a ole he barber r n
., . sa •be had tint r
. _ shed on o bas an
e cites d we itYi
. k ow that i
per .
..i. t was
s r ..l=.•
ev ��7 . "
elft tilt • : Y
• pe .. t; a d end alit
p tr u t t oris ' t
�f a he • la d himself
t • a 1m P U .stn
� .�.:,;.• I� P• The' -premises when the author erledf -Stop! Here p y ging• lite slowly and monotonously chanted,
dangeroffestertn 'F'+=.� Na3 Set on. fire, rind dam e'tdire wild tnhriats fdutid in, file iciest Acid . nitttont the least accent. '
S ifctca flli are 30 sous. Go round to kite theater by. levying a species of blackmail on
or inftammatiOti ={f t{ a ten ;of I,OQO was.da>ve.. In the eleventh century, Uoweyer,
, and' see !f they` Criss or applaud the pagseugers along the great road whici► '
from cuts or sures -
r :: piece. The bairber returned, saying; things `began to improve, more parklc-
rti: and its healing essences Politician end Patriot. united • London •. and Berwick. This Warty ars the crusaders brought into
build up new healthy tissue. Toluter-tt'Uut is the difi'eren". lie It 1s a success,. monsieur. Cbey ap e
' plaud." "Since it is a success," reg -Continued .Por about twenty months, I:urotio> nil ainrfs of percussion-instru-
_,�• For stings, sunburn,c:tts, tween a politician •find• a paitriot, from :April, 1322, to December, 1523, ments,fiom the past. Varibus'kinds of
burns, bruises, star. --just as Scholar - A -patriot does Konaptbinr; for plied the author, "`sliare the other." when .lie fell into. fire kin^'s
„ power, drains, tambomins;s.And cymbals,
Scribe t plseareol. in the best of !her." were
effective. , his coxntry; a poltttrtan does his coati• and encoura ed fife actors, 'but at.tlie who for some unl;nown reason . not then seen in Europe for the first time.
Mothers find it iAvalgaible for try. ' g rimy pardoned hint, .abut. � gave hien n since -the days of savages and they
baby's sores!.. end he became. nervous And tore his �,
handkerchief with his ' teeth. Rossini place at'court: Anyhow, a man of fire Ila been used, with very tittle.
.oil Zi wgists and $1ores.-60- bort It to somettriteR osphclfent to, forget walked about the back of five stage 'name of Robyn 'Rode �vag a `varlet" - shahs , .eyes: since.. -St: Nicholas..
W. utt you know.-Syrus.. s Ut the Iciri� tri 132 i '
with. -his cane in his baud...Auber Was. Dr. Spencer T. Ila says. that'Itobyn
nevok present. on the first ni;iit.of 'his An Epistolary Hint,
was created 'Sari of Huntington by a
F worts,. find hayard on •reaching the '.-In the letter from Boston was a'
Stork fs is�ported'to tirtre'safd tt;gl he London . bnllid writer liar up up' for 'a` spec}:lf tlelf�ery stamp.
DEAF.XESS..dANNOT_,BE CURED word to rhyme to ;tattle John. . A eclai"What citd she send that .for?;, the
b 1 experienced. sudden Illness:
y,• ocal 'aliplications., as they .cantkot. , � this as ft may, Robin hood will always wom'in wondered.; "The laformuttoq
reach the diseased portion of, the ear.
be the hero of romance, and those who she wants.can be sent in an ordinary
a'= r There is oply • one wayto 'cure deal- love. roattanee. Will refuse to believe ]ettor> It won't need to' -be sent see-
mrraoofhed the Sea. that he never existed. -London Glolie.. dal."
� noss,. ; and -that is,by, constitutibnat A gentleman aboard a steamer run- '
remedies: Deafness. is, .caused .by .,'an Ding between Southport and Blackpool - ."T At stamp." said. the man, ""!s a
�inflamed condition of .tree mucous lin- 'approached one of the sailors during Mansfield's' Lonely. 'Meats. delicate hint to be quiet; about answer -
Ing of the . Eustachian Tube. When :the passage and remarked to him: There were two meals which 1Tans- Ing. It is, a Wirry up device used by
jthis tube .is .inflamed .you have a: ruin "we• have u yet'y smooth' sea this t1e1il atlxrays ate alone -breakfast and " many men. _Itis very effective. 'A
bling sound or imperfect lll3ariug, and• morning, It its like.a sheet of glassthe light repast of .broth and: oysters two cent. stamp does not always spur
p; losed Deafness is You don't always have lt•like this?" late in the afternoon. An empty atom- one on town special effort, but a s e
whrn 1t is 'enti�tel c p y y P• p•.
the result, and unless the inflamma- "No, alfa;" was the Answer, "but, you ach, Attacked his nerves and set bis ' clal delivery stamp means that the
L. Y. Shantt R Son-.,. button Sae!tion Can be7 taken out and this .tube stie they knowed as how' you were temper oft edge. In the morning he wants what he masts when he
:ory at Berlin was gutted. by lire with restored to its normal .condition, coming today, . so the authorities: at was in no convenient mood until be wants .it, and the most. dilatory cor•
a loss of about $150,0'00. hearing will: be destroyed forever ; Southport telephoned to the corpora• had the Invariable coftee , and bacon, respondent alive is not going io let any
tion at Blackpool, and they at once "after a somewhat rigid abstinence grass grow .between the scratches of
,nine cases 'oat Of ten are caused by ordered" out the steam roller and rolled diming the "balance of the clay and his pen when. answerfug."
The perjury charge against dames -Catarrh; which is notlRitjg but an n
Farrell, the StreetsvfIle 1106 lici:e er the sea flown for the occasion. That a•t'euing the fatirtie of a performance
per. nflamed condition of the'.mucous .stir ,, edged: his nerves till ]sea midnight sup -
was dismissed .on a technic slaty.. lases. is why it' ig so smooth. --London Tit
Efts" ' Per. which, with ft. troop of. friends Mantle Rays.
We will give One Hundred 1?ollars about hien, .warmed him into the sun- "There are 1 Pars and X rays,* and
Jo r any. .case of Deafness (caused by Saved by a Puncture. latest ;humor' of the day, A book Or there Are also rays frons those .mantle
Repeat it "Shilola's Cure' Will al catarrh) that . cannot be cured by, "I am tt swift runger," 'said the- man Play was the companion of hiss solita= things' tUat you put, on gas burners to
ways cure my CoLghs and. �oirls." HaIPS Catarrh Cure: Send for cif- who was .tel Ong a snake story, ""tied is .ry meals.' -•-Paul Wilatach in Scribner's. imps $'
t attr, light." The s burners
o
culaxs,.. free" I tied down the mountain I outdis hotogra her, pointed to a batch of
Photographer, •
F. J. 0=1 NEY :d, CO., To:edo, 0 taneed the huge python .dint was so re- the Very first Or,t. ' fogged. plates. "I know to my cost
The town of Korinchit Sumatra was Sold ,by Druggists, 75c. • tentl'eesly pursuing mc. But those The visitoral In tits histo'rical..mu- that there :are mantle rays,", said .he.
devastated by an earthquake and 230 Take Hall's Family Pill$ for . .con- eretitures are Cunning. To twist• itself seam gazed evriously at a small featly ``tor a month 1 stored hely plates in
Persons leilled, st�pation. into the shape of a cart. wheel was the er pillow which nestled in a glass case. a Closet along with a mantle, and all
trodk of a moment,and now the. py "I don't see anvtbIntg unusual about of them got fogged. The snantle,'yud
- Faster
1 Itors, tali niny to the guide, of the via- ,see, eontalned thorium, a radio -active
strolled down the st a stincline. Thrn.. Itor s, turni renaale idls substance that Penetrates a cardboard
bangl The serpent had struck at sharp, "`Its a very valuable pillory," replied plate boar as easily as it penetrates
ASK r oa , � jagged roof; and punctured. I was the guide. "That is WT nshington's glass. I didn't know. that till tiny doe.
safe: London Globe, Original iseadQuarters."-Lippincott's. for told me so last, week; lily Igno.
rAlVe crest me over a hundred plates."
A Large Toast. •A zoological Question.
A prominent man, uiie5pekedty ''in- The director of the zoological gar-
vited. to an. entertainment, found hint dens was on tits vacation. He: recefv- Shunted.
self called on for toasts among others, ed a note from bis chief assistant, Editor -Is this your first effort?.
A1"ONDON) Ile was unprepared; but, being it quick, which closed thusly: "The chimpanzee •13udding Poet -Yes, sir,. Is it worth
tbinker. he arose rand sold, "`I toast to seems to be pining for a. companion. anytitot' to you?
the toQst that was toasted by life toast- i�UAt shall we do until roti return?". �"I ('with emotiogt-tt's worth it
Undoubtedly the be#t brewed on er who bad toasted nil the toasts that guinea if you will promise'ndt to write
tete continent, Ptaved to be so by were ever toasted
haalysis of four chemists, and by • by a toaster.,* anything more Por publication until
erawards of the world'sgreal is Two Words, after' this has been printed. ' I want
bitionas, especially CrticA,ao 1893, "There are tiro ,*ords that I feel your entire output• ,you understand,
where it received ninety -sax points thankfulness. sorryfor:' Budding Poet --I promise that, all
out of a possible hundred, much. "Thankfulness." said '(mete !;heti, "And they tare?" right. When will it be printed'?'
hitcher tha`ie any other Porter is the "itin' nutlln' but the common sense ""Etttherin and ere IO6, N 0ditor--Never while I'In altye,--lion•
uAitod States or Canada., netdfili' to recognize sdr& of de ood g g g Nobody don Telegraph.
g etr4"r uses 'etre except to call so a one •
things dig des tyorki is Chock full bf�">�» an titiat orate $ars."»-ttoutsvilIe (;otfrierrti
t?" tt� inofovi Star. • dn�ai. A kindness clone to the good Is neve!
• Yi�1 ;. ,-i i.i
.. lost, auk
--Pr tis,
"A `VVONDZRVUL COLD, C'U'RE.
t~haial%iertain s Gough Remedy the BestTIIE GIRL THAT Ir'a PALE, Just thinly, of It, a cold cured in ten
0n that Market.She is in danger, her system is' ruts minutes -;that's what happens whets.
down weak—she needs nourishment, v0u use ""Catarrhozone.'a You Inhale•
Ar.
""I leave Used ChAmberiaWs— Cou h needs richer blood, Nord than all its soothing balsams and out goes
WILL HH HMO IN Remedy and find it to be the bests on else silo heeds Ferxozone, needs It dew the colat'�sniiiles stat cured -headache
Cfint
the market, says E. W. Tardy,. 6d1 cause it brings back the nerve energy Is cured --symptoms of catarrh and
lox of The :�rntinrl, Gainsb0x0, `Penn. which rapid 3' ' It's the
jKly
12, 0 tar
baby had several c01ds, tha> past exhausted. growth
rd time vigor happy
grippe
dine p ser at once.
It
winter nd' Chamberlain's� � ppy f; p a powerfu)t aft -
Winter Cough Rem- spirits and stow strength return
Coy, always gava� it relief At 0ne0 atrcl' g with tfsefytles ail Catarrhozpne tlraat enable
ARRANW!MeNTs. AFAR hLROADY UN09k WAY r, errozotte. The delicate maid is enc i it to act so 4TIC sly, In disease of the
cured it in a short time, I ;tyivaysIergized, strengthened And rebuilt. 110-40, for irritable throat, bronchitis,
a► reCoiriMClld tt whefir opportunity r
" "iw /�' Ila -Don
a- srfits itself. For S le b al drug- Isn t It worth while usiia I+'exxrrz0ne tr0u S and catarrh it's a tuaxvcY,
Reserve the d4% -e o 0110m t- '� y g !when it surely dors s0 much, At atll-Safo even for children. lac, and $1,04
gists'. dealers in ;ids, b0x'es, sizes at all dealers.
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UAL LITERARY LAZOR0
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1fh+a vl1>«y, eE ult si on. Warr Once
Rxam to of tMharics Pudiey� Wornoeii
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JbDOINGt A "CiAR.
early T c
" lnfinit Painstakirr
It i��kx tMsRdtt Wrth chalk,
Tirol with
saw to Carry.but jyarra
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The only Rfpal wavy to I:w Its► Quality
Sir Morel i►Iackknxle voce received tt
Wre ;froth Antwerp asking him his
'Tho e,.traordltlary pU#l3.ubd patience
With W1,10 Charles .Dudley Wenvious
There !s a !,tory an envious tabor
to to emakp It,
Oil qo point ie the aperage smoker
•'
charges for a tc>rtatn operatlott. I#e
tail his literary work are shown in tRn
with tits Freurtl Pealutxy.
I3te fancied that bis
socurrent
informed as that of judging a elgar.
refilled fW0, and wits told .to risme at
once. Wbeta ht• tatelsltea upon the lr
account given by a writer In the .New
neighbor, who xe-
ceived at Pension for the loss of au,arm
Nine times out of ten, upon i►eing
t
clax
be woo met by three then in mourning,
Awstet lltag,,zsrte of the strenuous way
Incurred while figbtlur, for his coun-
handed a ciya , se will bold It to his
•
1
who Informed flim sadly than lie had
come too late. the itutient ud died
in >viilch Dfr, Warner produced sn
obituary notice some years: ago.
try, was better aft than. himself. Both ,
men went to pay their rent on the
� se" unli4hte�, sniff At the wrapper
?Per
ith a. Critical air and deliver bis ver-
+
""But." said life .sptS.l►estr=,tn pt the
Professor Edward L. Youmans was.
same day.
`'That
dict In a self satitafied manner. This
characteristic
"
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party, "" y sbAll,pay you yourfult ;tee."
And they old. "And now," said the
a close personal frac>nd of alrw Starner,
aha on that account when Mrs. you.
as n lucky rush," sazid fibs kation
to the landlord. ,"He Feta well Paid
,maneuver is always u
source Of Amusement to any tobacco
._�
'-� p.,..:
man, "'since you are here, what do you
say to visiting the city hospital and
mans died the editor of a daily paper
asked Dir. Warner to write a
for his arta-"
""Rut who would be willing to part
man who happens to observe It. There
Is only one way to ascertaln the qua!-
giving a elinle for the benefit of our
beat surgeons? It is not often they
sort of
Persona! OPPreclation'0f her,, This he
with all arm, even if he were paid fox
It? said the :landlord.
sty of a Cigar,, and that is to smoke It,
No expert will Pass judgwent on a ;
have sit opportunity of benefiting by
such science as yours."
consented to do,
Ile was lett alone from 10 A, m, unfit
half past I' 'loblie t
""I would," declared the tailor,
You,
""" cried the landlord. ""Why
cigar utrtll tie has lighted it and
Brooked it well down toward the mid -e
i Sir Morel Bald Ile 'mould .Madly coat.
Ply. He went to the hospital andper•
formed: manyoperatlono, among which
i •Rve re two of a similar nature to that
t for which he bad. been called for.
4 When Ile had finished all tbagk04, him.
Profusely. On the steamer going home
be met -a friend, who bad a business
house In Antwerp.
'"Pretty scurvy trick they, played on
you, Sir bore!.
"'What do you meets?" aek.,ed the sur- .
Seca.
""Told you the patient died before
you arrived, didn't they?"" .
"`Fes•'" „
""Lies.. Fort operated on him and a
friend with the .same trouble at the
cllnlC. Got two. operations for ower
IT PREVENTS SORE THROAT.
No simpler' wap to kill a 'cold and
stamp out sore throat than h i
n went o "_ ltlach.
Returning at g o'clock,, lie worked
without interruption until 4 $clod ,
when be' turned over tO the editor
what be bud. written.
Yet the wont was not complete. Mr.
Warner rend tate first proof and in sue,
cession three revised sheets.
Each: time be made change after
change in Phraseology, seeking out the
one right word, while evert In the
nicety of PAragraPhing be seemed to
wake clearer what be desired to e;K-
Press. Nor did tate. close revision end.
with the mairking of the last Prof.
After the paper had gone to Press
and the first sheets ball been brouebt
'LIP to the Composing room for an D, Ii,
3fr, Warner looked wistfully at the
editor and obaersed.
"Waaid 3vo object to lifting the
form? I see a sentence in the last
Paragraph that might be somewhat
changed. She was too good, you know,
to have a vlorvenly tribute paid to her."
Even the printers refused to get an.
try over the delay, and forthwith tbe.
form was aeent up and changes went ori,,
for an hour. At last, though publica.
tlo A-1
man, you wouldn't be willing to bear'
anything of the -sort, no matter how
much ;von were Patti for It.,"
7 u'lSlt some One would try ane."
"_NOW, see here,"" .said the landlord,
who bad studied human nature, "`I'll
tett you wbat-if you'll wear even so
Rauch as a Chalk mark on your Mick
I'll remit, your rent as long, as you,
wear it on your coat'so It can be seen,
the condition being that you tell no
one why it is there,"
"'Agreed,""' said tate tailor eagerly,
"'That's an easy way to pay rents:
So the shallc mark in the form of a
cross was made on the back of his
coat, and the delighted tailor sallied
forth upon the street.
Strangers and acquaintances, balled'
Ulm to tell him of the marls on his
back. Jokes were Reade At bis ex.
pence, children laughed and pointed At
him, and his "wife annoyed him with
questions and wl h confuoai famolarl-
ty told hitn lie was A. fool. The usual
ly amiable man grew surly and me
rose; he shunned men, 4vomen and
children and frequented back streets.
l;efdre the week was up the tailor
,die. The first And most important
point upon which, he bases tris. opinion
Is the ""burn. " Tob$cco, may have ev-
ery other virtue, but if It does not bold
the fire and burn evenly it Is poor to,
bacco, Next In order of importance
comes the aroma --the smoke must
have a pleasing '"suteil;'" next comes.
the flavor -the smoke must be smooth,
and: not "'scratchy" or bitter, Then
there Is the color -rich brown, indicat-
ing a ripe lent, well cured -and last is
workmansbip--good If the wrapper is
Put on :smoothly and. the ""bunch" to.
made so that the cigar "`draws" freely
And is neither too hard nor too spongy,.
bad if the reverse, --Bohemian maga.
zine.
ROMANCE OF HISTORY/..
Thestt Things Read Like Legends, but
Are. Matters of Fact,
A peasant girl called halt witted did
promise to defeat the victors of Agln,
court And did 'It; It ought to be a
,,legend, but it It;
to be a fact.
A; poet and a; Poetess did fall. In love
" y ap, a was- a ayed fully two Pours, the and eloped secretly to a sunny Clime;
IN, JACKSON, AGENT" CLIN^IQN, plying Nerviline-rub it in ifeely, and 'editor, but not llir, Warner, had the found himself embroiled In a quarrel It 18 obviously a three volume -novel,
then put on a Nerviline Porous Plas- supremo satisfaction of kuowing that with his . best friend, his wife had but it happened. Nelson dict diein the
ter on the chest. These remedies Runt the, work was as nearly perfect as bu threatened tot leavv his house, and be act of winning the one battle that
out pain, destroy every trace of con- man art Bawd make It and the edition ' considered himself miserable and ail could ,ehange the wocid; it is a gross -
At he General Sessions; I i used, t n Se ens t L a It- cd,
a m 1
Improbable robnblecoincidence,
do c was sent p
es n re oft
u t,but i is
g bite cold and trndeiacy,t _too
ccm Mrs. Whitehorn lost' a suit" on. A` to bronchitis. Thousands find. Ner- Finally one night be took off his late to alter It now. Napoleon did vin.
FIRST I'li(GHTS coat and. rubbed out tate chalk mark the battle of ,Austerlitz; it i3 unnatu-
policy against se Canadian Guardian airs ,inestimable the best remedy for and said; '"There; I would net wear ral. but It is not my fault, .Whets the
remiuCompany because ten cents of the pains, aches, bruises, neuralgia, that cross on my back another week, general who bpd surrendered a repub.
premium was unpaid. sciatica, coeds and winter ills.. Not The, Wray They Affected Somq Farrows no, not if I could have Alt the money Mean town retprned, saying easily, ""l
only., is it penetrating and ,.,
Plans are afoot for. the., re-organiza- g, powerful, Fnencii Ptaywa•a9hta>" there'is in Paris, have done .everything.'! Robespierre
tion of the Chicago ; Great Western but it is safe and econoinical. All The first night with' authors is view - -------w--,. did ask, with An. air of inquiry,
Railway Compahy dealers sell Poisons Nerviline, Large . oci tvlth different feelings '!'life is how "'Are you dead?" Wb 'of Inquiry,
ROBIN HOOD NOT A MYTH.
bottles for 25e., the plasters,- salmi It a0ected ,some famous .trench play- coughed in bis cold harangue Garnier
--- --,.. price. Beware of substitutes, rvrights. Sdrdou's nervousness upashero of Sherwood Forest Had a CqurE did say, "`The blood of Danton choites
well known. Dumas Sig was neveryou." Strafford did.say of his own de -
able Under King,Edward it.'
able Co preserve his sangfroid..-. - Assection of parliament. "If I do !t may
Many famous:, then have their names
roan As the • ciitaiti 'rose Dumas- 'pore ' my lite and death -be set cit a bill .for
finked with Sherwood -Iain John, the ". .
a a � As She Used tai•Every priomfng;', .would betake himself to a restaurant: fi •alt filen to wonder At." Di
three Edwards, Richard III., Cardinal t itself did
The bezeaved Mrs, O'Leary, with a and dine from as many courses. as his sally,. "The .time will come when ,you
neighbor, stood sobbing over the oral item 'piece had acts. His son reported Wolsey and Charles L• -but the hero or shall bear mel-'
fin of• her deceased husband. the place, the "genius loci," is i;obiti
• on the success of the piece, At tete S The.herofc 19h. fact, even when it is
Murphy !" she criod, "Of Hood.
_ first At
of "Toussaint Lou- a fact :of coincidence or of miracle,
` can't belave Pat's lyin' there. dead. ,. Some think that the, famous outlaw and a fact is a thin which can be ad -
'.'Shure
. only ashlape."tserture Lamartlne round his. ryork ;so o$ the .ballads .teas: a myth. a mere g
"Shure, ale. do look lot"- he � tedious that he, went to a cafe 'and poi nutted without being psptained,-=G..ls.
k: Are your feet. hots i` „ etic conception And a creature of the
Sore ,Alto bI11SteI'Cd'? tit only' ashl&pe, .returned iters relief tate p Chesterton in ,London News.
# y yi aril papers. l alzae when he pro-
�>
If sot :r3°?f izing friend, "`Call to pian, 'Mrs. duced `_`Resources de Qui
nola" -spent popular mind, .but Mr. Hunter in his,
+ BIi�C• _?:.,� O'I,.ear -call to Pat ist as research. Into the person and period. of
�` y 7 ' pe "used 'the .day in selling tickets at a. rate . � No brans in the MF. iddle. Ages,
AS SOOii as ; .cy? to' wake' hitrt.f�i'ry machin"'• higher, than at Ehe'lso; ilio robin Hood holds that be ,was born..
f tfi o e and reap- _ ,� r AS we colas to the middle ages,
tam -1 is h lied r'?t;:} lints. O'Leary, dashed,.swa her tsars between 1. i3o and 1_3.s; living through
pp ,:Lr.;s;a; h y ed :t, fine return.; when- the nations of modern Europe
it coolsandsootheS !lx;al;:; and called me ementdy ...Paut..de Bock seated in the orcL•es- Jbe� reign of the second 'Edward and were struggling its
injured smarting if= :+r y ;.. fo out into the earl g to existence, we clad
"Get up, ye laz baste an y sears of the third. He
tra,`we also read, rotes that
; a an hunt fes a. job Y protested Against was of a family of solus Station seat. at first. the `drum was not used.
=:'r:: Sk111 and #ISsue, ~i::j his piece And made so. much noise that. at all. So, although melody had been.
"` , ' his neighbors Pd near' Wnkeheld and supported the known n
s? ' Its rich :="1='' The Rat's
r' Defined �•_•:•••• Revenge. . g demanded silence. Cas- and practiced for many sen-
2?° `.?? Mir: Delavi remained . •at hon Earl of Lancaster in h(s rebellion tunes, irU
herbal essences__ while 'as rat -gray was being set. in. e• a� ythm had been quite forgot -
Mir:
' _ •',' a Woodbridge, England, wheelwright's Aletaixlre Soumek'. fecal td' be shared against the .government. FVhen• the` ten; for what'.tbere is ]eft to us of
penetrate the stun; }:L�„ s earl fell and his followers weie pro- ` the mn tc o n
itsalitiseptiEprq it= ?• slice recently by the light of a p4raf- when "Jeanne cl`Arc' .mus. produced. s f the tn!dclie ages contains
scribed bed Ito
stn o
- firn 1 Hood .took
am a rat t0 the wo
Y da ods
fled out 'aa
., f li ' 2
P• a ole he barber r n
., . sa •be had tint r
. _ shed on o bas an
e cites d we itYi
. k ow that i
per .
..i. t was
s r ..l=.•
ev ��7 . "
elft tilt • : Y
• pe .. t; a d end alit
p tr u t t oris ' t
�f a he • la d himself
t • a 1m P U .stn
� .�.:,;.• I� P• The' -premises when the author erledf -Stop! Here p y ging• lite slowly and monotonously chanted,
dangeroffestertn 'F'+=.� Na3 Set on. fire, rind dam e'tdire wild tnhriats fdutid in, file iciest Acid . nitttont the least accent. '
S ifctca flli are 30 sous. Go round to kite theater by. levying a species of blackmail on
or inftammatiOti ={f t{ a ten ;of I,OQO was.da>ve.. In the eleventh century, Uoweyer,
, and' see !f they` Criss or applaud the pagseugers along the great road whici► '
from cuts or sures -
r :: piece. The bairber returned, saying; things `began to improve, more parklc-
rti: and its healing essences Politician end Patriot. united • London •. and Berwick. This Warty ars the crusaders brought into
build up new healthy tissue. Toluter-tt'Uut is the difi'eren". lie It 1s a success,. monsieur. Cbey ap e
' plaud." "Since it is a success," reg -Continued .Por about twenty months, I:urotio> nil ainrfs of percussion-instru-
_,�• For stings, sunburn,c:tts, tween a politician •find• a paitriot, from :April, 1322, to December, 1523, ments,fiom the past. Varibus'kinds of
burns, bruises, star. --just as Scholar - A -patriot does Konaptbinr; for plied the author, "`sliare the other." when .lie fell into. fire kin^'s
„ power, drains, tambomins;s.And cymbals,
Scribe t plseareol. in the best of !her." were
effective. , his coxntry; a poltttrtan does his coati• and encoura ed fife actors, 'but at.tlie who for some unl;nown reason . not then seen in Europe for the first time.
Mothers find it iAvalgaible for try. ' g rimy pardoned hint, .abut. � gave hien n since -the days of savages and they
baby's sores!.. end he became. nervous And tore his �,
handkerchief with his ' teeth. Rossini place at'court: Anyhow, a man of fire Ila been used, with very tittle.
.oil Zi wgists and $1ores.-60- bort It to somettriteR osphclfent to, forget walked about the back of five stage 'name of Robyn 'Rode �vag a `varlet" - shahs , .eyes: since.. -St: Nicholas..
W. utt you know.-Syrus.. s Ut the Iciri� tri 132 i '
with. -his cane in his baud...Auber Was. Dr. Spencer T. Ila says. that'Itobyn
nevok present. on the first ni;iit.of 'his An Epistolary Hint,
was created 'Sari of Huntington by a
F worts,. find hayard on •reaching the '.-In the letter from Boston was a'
Stork fs is�ported'to tirtre'safd tt;gl he London . bnllid writer liar up up' for 'a` spec}:lf tlelf�ery stamp.
DEAF.XESS..dANNOT_,BE CURED word to rhyme to ;tattle John. . A eclai"What citd she send that .for?;, the
b 1 experienced. sudden Illness:
y,• ocal 'aliplications., as they .cantkot. , � this as ft may, Robin hood will always wom'in wondered.; "The laformuttoq
reach the diseased portion of, the ear.
be the hero of romance, and those who she wants.can be sent in an ordinary
a'= r There is oply • one wayto 'cure deal- love. roattanee. Will refuse to believe ]ettor> It won't need to' -be sent see-
mrraoofhed the Sea. that he never existed. -London Glolie.. dal."
� noss,. ; and -that is,by, constitutibnat A gentleman aboard a steamer run- '
remedies: Deafness. is, .caused .by .,'an Ding between Southport and Blackpool - ."T At stamp." said. the man, ""!s a
�inflamed condition of .tree mucous lin- 'approached one of the sailors during Mansfield's' Lonely. 'Meats. delicate hint to be quiet; about answer -
Ing of the . Eustachian Tube. When :the passage and remarked to him: There were two meals which 1Tans- Ing. It is, a Wirry up device used by
jthis tube .is .inflamed .you have a: ruin "we• have u yet'y smooth' sea this t1e1il atlxrays ate alone -breakfast and " many men. _Itis very effective. 'A
bling sound or imperfect lll3ariug, and• morning, It its like.a sheet of glassthe light repast of .broth and: oysters two cent. stamp does not always spur
p; losed Deafness is You don't always have lt•like this?" late in the afternoon. An empty atom- one on town special effort, but a s e
whrn 1t is 'enti�tel c p y y P• p•.
the result, and unless the inflamma- "No, alfa;" was the Answer, "but, you ach, Attacked his nerves and set bis ' clal delivery stamp means that the
L. Y. Shantt R Son-.,. button Sae!tion Can be7 taken out and this .tube stie they knowed as how' you were temper oft edge. In the morning he wants what he masts when he
:ory at Berlin was gutted. by lire with restored to its normal .condition, coming today, . so the authorities: at was in no convenient mood until be wants .it, and the most. dilatory cor•
a loss of about $150,0'00. hearing will: be destroyed forever ; Southport telephoned to the corpora• had the Invariable coftee , and bacon, respondent alive is not going io let any
tion at Blackpool, and they at once "after a somewhat rigid abstinence grass grow .between the scratches of
,nine cases 'oat Of ten are caused by ordered" out the steam roller and rolled diming the "balance of the clay and his pen when. answerfug."
The perjury charge against dames -Catarrh; which is notlRitjg but an n
Farrell, the StreetsvfIle 1106 lici:e er the sea flown for the occasion. That a•t'euing the fatirtie of a performance
per. nflamed condition of the'.mucous .stir ,, edged: his nerves till ]sea midnight sup -
was dismissed .on a technic slaty.. lases. is why it' ig so smooth. --London Tit
Efts" ' Per. which, with ft. troop of. friends Mantle Rays.
We will give One Hundred 1?ollars about hien, .warmed him into the sun- "There are 1 Pars and X rays,* and
Jo r any. .case of Deafness (caused by Saved by a Puncture. latest ;humor' of the day, A book Or there Are also rays frons those .mantle
Repeat it "Shilola's Cure' Will al catarrh) that . cannot be cured by, "I am tt swift runger," 'said the- man Play was the companion of hiss solita= things' tUat you put, on gas burners to
ways cure my CoLghs and. �oirls." HaIPS Catarrh Cure: Send for cif- who was .tel Ong a snake story, ""tied is .ry meals.' -•-Paul Wilatach in Scribner's. imps $'
t attr, light." The s burners
o
culaxs,.. free" I tied down the mountain I outdis hotogra her, pointed to a batch of
Photographer, •
F. J. 0=1 NEY :d, CO., To:edo, 0 taneed the huge python .dint was so re- the Very first Or,t. ' fogged. plates. "I know to my cost
The town of Korinchit Sumatra was Sold ,by Druggists, 75c. • tentl'eesly pursuing mc. But those The visitoral In tits histo'rical..mu- that there :are mantle rays,", said .he.
devastated by an earthquake and 230 Take Hall's Family Pill$ for . .con- eretitures are Cunning. To twist• itself seam gazed evriously at a small featly ``tor a month 1 stored hely plates in
Persons leilled, st�pation. into the shape of a cart. wheel was the er pillow which nestled in a glass case. a Closet along with a mantle, and all
trodk of a moment,and now the. py "I don't see anvtbIntg unusual about of them got fogged. The snantle,'yud
- Faster
1 Itors, tali niny to the guide, of the via- ,see, eontalned thorium, a radio -active
strolled down the st a stincline. Thrn.. Itor s, turni renaale idls substance that Penetrates a cardboard
bangl The serpent had struck at sharp, "`Its a very valuable pillory," replied plate boar as easily as it penetrates
ASK r oa , � jagged roof; and punctured. I was the guide. "That is WT nshington's glass. I didn't know. that till tiny doe.
safe: London Globe, Original iseadQuarters."-Lippincott's. for told me so last, week; lily Igno.
rAlVe crest me over a hundred plates."
A Large Toast. •A zoological Question.
A prominent man, uiie5pekedty ''in- The director of the zoological gar-
vited. to an. entertainment, found hint dens was on tits vacation. He: recefv- Shunted.
self called on for toasts among others, ed a note from bis chief assistant, Editor -Is this your first effort?.
A1"ONDON) Ile was unprepared; but, being it quick, which closed thusly: "The chimpanzee •13udding Poet -Yes, sir,. Is it worth
tbinker. he arose rand sold, "`I toast to seems to be pining for a. companion. anytitot' to you?
the toQst that was toasted by life toast- i�UAt shall we do until roti return?". �"I ('with emotiogt-tt's worth it
Undoubtedly the be#t brewed on er who bad toasted nil the toasts that guinea if you will promise'ndt to write
tete continent, Ptaved to be so by were ever toasted
haalysis of four chemists, and by • by a toaster.,* anything more Por publication until
erawards of the world'sgreal is Two Words, after' this has been printed. ' I want
bitionas, especially CrticA,ao 1893, "There are tiro ,*ords that I feel your entire output• ,you understand,
where it received ninety -sax points thankfulness. sorryfor:' Budding Poet --I promise that, all
out of a possible hundred, much. "Thankfulness." said '(mete !;heti, "And they tare?" right. When will it be printed'?'
hitcher tha`ie any other Porter is the "itin' nutlln' but the common sense ""Etttherin and ere IO6, N 0ditor--Never while I'In altye,--lion•
uAitod States or Canada., netdfili' to recognize sdr& of de ood g g g Nobody don Telegraph.
g etr4"r uses 'etre except to call so a one •
things dig des tyorki is Chock full bf�">�» an titiat orate $ars."»-ttoutsvilIe (;otfrierrti
t?" tt� inofovi Star. • dn�ai. A kindness clone to the good Is neve!
• Yi�1 ;. ,-i i.i
.. lost, auk
--Pr tis,
"A `VVONDZRVUL COLD, C'U'RE.
t~haial%iertain s Gough Remedy the BestTIIE GIRL THAT Ir'a PALE, Just thinly, of It, a cold cured in ten
0n that Market.She is in danger, her system is' ruts minutes -;that's what happens whets.
down weak—she needs nourishment, v0u use ""Catarrhozone.'a You Inhale•
Ar.
""I leave Used ChAmberiaWs— Cou h needs richer blood, Nord than all its soothing balsams and out goes
WILL HH HMO IN Remedy and find it to be the bests on else silo heeds Ferxozone, needs It dew the colat'�sniiiles stat cured -headache
Cfint
the market, says E. W. Tardy,. 6d1 cause it brings back the nerve energy Is cured --symptoms of catarrh and
lox of The :�rntinrl, Gainsb0x0, `Penn. which rapid 3' ' It's the
jKly
12, 0 tar
baby had several c01ds, tha> past exhausted. growth
rd time vigor happy
grippe
dine p ser at once.
It
winter nd' Chamberlain's� � ppy f; p a powerfu)t aft -
Winter Cough Rem- spirits and stow strength return
Coy, always gava� it relief At 0ne0 atrcl' g with tfsefytles ail Catarrhozpne tlraat enable
ARRANW!MeNTs. AFAR hLROADY UN09k WAY r, errozotte. The delicate maid is enc i it to act so 4TIC sly, In disease of the
cured it in a short time, I ;tyivaysIergized, strengthened And rebuilt. 110-40, for irritable throat, bronchitis,
a► reCoiriMClld tt whefir opportunity r
" "iw /�' Ila -Don
a- srfits itself. For S le b al drug- Isn t It worth while usiia I+'exxrrz0ne tr0u S and catarrh it's a tuaxvcY,
Reserve the d4% -e o 0110m t- '� y g !when it surely dors s0 much, At atll-Safo even for children. lac, and $1,04
gists'. dealers in ;ids, b0x'es, sizes at all dealers.
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