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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe New Era, 1883-07-06, Page 8July ti 1888 taate3ratV Somehow or Other We Del Along. The good wife bustled about the house, lieriace still bright with a pleasant smile, As broken snatches of happy.song Strengthened her heart and hand the while. The goodinan sat in the chimney nooke His little clay pipe within his lips, And all he'd made, and all he had lost, r Ready and clear upon his finger-tips. "Good wife, I've just been thinking a bit, Nothieg has done very well, this year; Alouey is bound to be hard to get- . Everything's sure to be very dear, How the cattle are going to be fed, How we've tried to keep the boys at school. Is a kied_of debt and credit sum I can't make balance by my rule." She turned, her around from the baking board And she faced him with a oheerful laugh; "Why, husband dear, one would think That the good, rich wheat was only chaff And what if the wheat wa.s only chaff, , As long as we both are well and strong; Fm not a woman to worry a bit- bemehow or other, we've got along. Into some lives some rain must fall, Over all lands the storm must beat; • But when the rain and storm are o'er The after sunshine is twice as sweet. - Through every strait we have foend a road, In every grief we have found a song; We have had to bear, and had to wait, " But somehove or other, we get along. "For thirty years we have loved each other, Stood by each other, whatever befel Oit boys have called us father ' and ' mother,' , And all of them living and doing well. We owe no man a penny, my'dear, We're both of us loving, and well and strong; Good Luau, I wish you would smoke again, And think hew well we've got along." Hee,filled his 'pipe witha pleasant laugh; He kiseed his wife with a tender pride ; He said, " do as you tell nie, love, I'll just count up on the other side:" . She lett him then witlalais better thought, - -And:lifted her work with p. low, sweet song- - A song that followed me many a year - 'Somehow or other we get along!" A. Little Sufferer. I'm taking out my Claribel ' This morning for an airing ; • She has been sick se very lens, We bofe have Mend it wearing. . , She'e had the measles and the mumps And all since last Deceinber, • 'Sided several ovver sicknesses • Whose names -I can't wemember. I've had her vac-ci-na-ted, too, And oh! the scar it's leaving -I', • Butall these films are 'man to • The Nine when she was teeving. 1. sat up all night long wis her ; She grew worse fast and faster ; I gave her Pollygollic, and , Put on e mustard plaster. She's been sCI patient and so sweet, I love to kiss and pot her, • Poor child, she's suffered ev'ryfing!, ' But now the darling's better.. . I hope the air'svill do her good.; " Dear, don't kick' off your cover." r • I've been so anxious, no one knows Or feels it like a movver ' --.71arrper!s Youolg' People. Ali I what would. Youth be doing, To hoist his crimson sails, To leave the wood doves cooing The song of nightingales; To leave this woodland quiet • For murmuring winds at, strife, .For waves thet foam and riot; • About the -sees of lite? •- • From stabays eilver Sandia - • Wild currents hasten down, • To rocks where ships are stranded - • And eddies where mon drown. Far out, by hills surrounded, Is the golden havedgate, Ancl all beyond unbounded • Aro shoreless seas of'fate. . They eteer for those fir highlands • Across the summer tide, , And dream of fairy islands 'Upon the further side. They only see tlae sunlight, The flashing of gold bars, But the other side is moonlight, • And glimmer of pale stars. They will not heed the warning Blown back on 'every wind, For hope is born with morning, The secret is behind. Whirled through in wild confusion They pass the narrow strait . To the sea of disillusion That, lies beyond the gate. RONALD.. Rolm. BrefitL - Don't offer: Mehake full of sugar and spices, r And citron and raisins; but, oh, how -I yearn For bread that is home -Marie, in generous slices, With sweet, golden butter, just opt of .r,the That bread of hay childhood, of _mother's OWn. Is still in tuy memory, never forgot; How often erre waiited.for Saturday's baking, • To get the crust slice and eat it while hot The taste of the crispy brown crust .e -ver lingers; That golden -hued butter, yet melts on rmy tongue ; ,• , still feel the crumbs stick fast ro-niv fingers, As out in the garden I feasted and. swung, - And then at•the table With sistek•and brother, Each armed with a' slice a foot long at the That seemed. scimuch „sweeter 'when buttered No liiug ever knew tbeedeliget of the feast. -; Oh, bread that, is heard -made; delicious, •- Vile stuff fr.oni the ba'ker's has your welawhitened walu, iT alemuffed up and sus- • picious ; ' - 1:eat it, mad hate it and share itS disgrace. MELICIEN The Ilptery of the'..1[01ed.,..Pietilre. 7,govEL-Py Fara Menem. CHAPTER VIII: ' Why did Melicent love dlintora ? • Lookieg met upon. the moonlit landsca,pe, after all the town had retired torot, and when scarcely a light twinkled, even' in the .upper windows of the orderly houses, Itch - cent vaked•herself this question, and failed to find: a satisfactory ansvver. But, in Booth how could Fhb expect one?' Has not the problem of the eccentricity of •woman's' fondneee been unexplained some the'world began? Why did the goddess love the lemma/ Endimyon ? • Why did Juliet love, • that fearful man Romeo? 'Why did Deieo' • thea love Litclislaw ? " Why did Hester • -Prynneelove theasa,oillating —13enanaeedale ? Why did Henrietta Went- worth love tbe craven -hearted Moninouth? • It is impoesible to assign a reason. But noble women have everebeen found to cher- ish the weaklings of thEisarth. ,Perhapls-it is the vleile part in the feminine charaCter that creates this peculiarity. ,Worean, as well as lin, lovesto protect. r • , Clintolf walking homeward 'across 'the fields, wad thinking of the same the though Lae draughts followed -a -differeht groove. If he 'had dared,. he would have asked Melieent • to come with him t� 'a distant laud, where n011e knew their steeye: and where they might live at pettee. -But he had not dared, In her unsuspecting innocent presence he could not •have bteathect fee unholy a proposition. Think-- beg thee intently, and with his eyes' flied.. upon the geound, he did not see, untillits shadow touched hie foot, a tall figure which stood in lain way. When he becameawarer of it . be etarted violently. It was Mrs. Canahredg,e. ' aa-Creed-eveoing V,' she said mockingly. Did you 'think to escape me? Did11' t you. know my patience- was untiring ? have beesi waiting for you SUMO seven, arid I should have waited if you had not come •till midnight." , ". Good -evening," said Clinton, coldly, and attempting to pa,ss her. "It is late, and I must get home." o ie late, but you must not get home,' cried the, asiaing his arm. " I requiee half an hour of your attention. Look me in the -fele; Oliver Clinton, and tell me what you were doing with, Mies- Du Lys this afternoon." He made no reply. e . _ r "People say you meanto marry her," she went on. " My, servant Mary has heard it eaid, and old john too. Yee, you may stare, hut there are other deaf-mutes in Delye- forclbesidesJohn, and every one can talk on their fingers." "You hog !" muttered Clinton. "No, I. am not a hag," she returned, obmposedly. "I am a handsome woman still, and I am still young, though I do happen to be a few years older than you. Oh no, I am not a hag!" . "What do you want ?" asked Clinton. "They say you are going to marry Miss Du Lys;" said ehe, "and I want to remind you --since you want reminding -that you can't do any such thing." "1• Shall if I choose," said Clinton, dog- gedly._ "There are ways ond means." "N, you 'will not," said Pars. Cambridge, with a sneer. "There- are no Vf£413 and 'theane to circumvent amother. I don't care to be your Wife -not 1! No, you des; picable animal! I would rather be Scaly Cambridge than ever, so fine a lady with a rat like you at my heels. And I don't care about the little girls either Madge and Kitty Cambridge would get on just as well SA Miss Margaret and Mies Katherine Clinton. But 1 Won't have my boy defrauded! no, not if I died for it !" • Clinton gave utterance to a terrible oath. But Mrs. Cambridge wasnot discomposed. She was not unused to prcfaue language. In her early life, as an actress on a fourth - rate stage, she had mixed ',with men whose education superceded their culture, and whose refinement was acquired 'and not inherent. . '-er • "Swear away !". she •said, tauntingly. "It moy do you good." "Sarah, yoo are a devil!' Clinton burst 'forth. A. great rage possessed him. He Was convulsed With passion., Inwardly Dire. Cambridge was •terrified, •but , she showed no symptom of her fear.' - " Times are changed," she said, slightly altering her tone. " It used to be, Dear Sally /Pretty Sally I Kiss me, sweet Sallyel Now it is, you are a devil, Sarah 1" , Clinton's breath came fast and loud, but h� did not speak. ' "You do me an injustice, Oliver," said Mrs. Cambridge.' "'I am not, a devil. I amonly a naother; and t will not have lit; tle Oliver ,wronged. you acknowledge him anclarne?" ' I will not !" 'he cried, fiercely'. " I are going to do far otherwise. It is no good your threatening me. I was a boy and you tricked me -there • was sorne jugglery - some foul play -and I mean to prove it." "You fool I" he said, soornfully. " There"Was nQ.jugglery as you call it. Do yotathink I didn't take care of that? Do •you think: I :married you to, be got rid of when you wereitired ?,, Ncarno,`nay friend, -I took core there 'werano illegalities. , Our quiet little marriage is as Sacred and sure as Her Majesty's own." What will you take to go quietly away and never interfere with me again ?" asked Clinton. - "Nothing, you blackguard!" she cried, in exceeding ,conterapt. "'I am your wife, •'and nothing but your acknowiedgment of me will I accept." rThe justness of the epithet' she used stung,- hien to the quick. His face was livid with ungovernable fury. Seizing the woman's shoulder, he shook her vehemently. Ete was ehoked with rage, and his ejacula- tioas were scarcely coherent. After a Moment, Mrs.. Cambridge wrested herself - from hie grasp, and_again-minfronted-hinra "You are a worse man than eVera / took you foe!" ehe ,sold: " But I ought' not tir be surprised that the person who will not own his on .should lay hands on his wife." ,, Wretched veomon cried the yoong Man. ",Is it not enough that you have • ruined my. life? Away 1 away before I Eitrike you to the ground 1" •re I will not move till you promiele to , acknowledge me and little Oliver,' •sbe •Peisistecl. " He is your own son, eeinern- ." I will not." ," I agree not to annoy you afterwards.. 'Acknowledge me in the face of the world, and I will go.;my ways. Let me pass one day and night at Belmont, and then I vvill • leave you forever." " I will not." ' " 0 liver,e- ..you-araef ooll -You can ' tm-arr-y- titss Du lays I" ",And did you suppose I was going to lead. her to the altar to-merrove ?" he asked. " I did not suppose it, but I believeyoe are capable of anything, Willyon acrknov- ledge me and your son?" - - • ,, I will not," he repeated. . "Then I shall take my own course. -Good-night." She began to move away, but Clinton laid his hand On her arna, ." What are you going to do?" be paid. . " Thefirsathing-to-morrow-1 shakgeto- Mr; Die Lye and tell -him the .wholerediek,"- e. thays is away from home." •,,•T,at is a trifle. I shall go then to -Mr.. s, Phil', A the Lawyer,or to Mr.-Fremaine, who is a 'thnigistrate. At all events, it will be known -before nightfall that Sir Oliver Clinton hi a married MEM."' • • I . " Thew won't believe you." ' ; • • O But they will iniestigate' and if have • "Why have you ohosen this remnant to harass me," asked he. • — " Wh,y ?" she repeated. "Why'? . Ask your conecience-asif you have .one left. You should have avoided , Miss Do Eyes if you 'wantedto keep me quiet.", ' e Woman ! what have You to do with. Mee Du Lys ?" . ' . ' , " This, Oliver. • If you have the heart to deceive an innocent • lady, I am, woman enough still testes, I will be no party to it.. I hove bided my -time, and now I speak partly, for Mies Du Lys' sake as well as _....T.here.was a-dea.d- eilenbe, The -rushing of the weir alone broke tiae silence. At last Clinton Spoke. • . , ' " Youneed not trouble yourself," he said, harshly. "1 will acknowledge you to -mor- ' ," Do you mean it 2" she said, anxiously. , .'Thank you 1 ' Oh, thank youl" e• He turned from her without a word, and strode away. But she ran after him and - touched -his arm; -'--The -wronged and indig-- next woman was softened. , - ', l'a Oliver, I have vexed you," she -said. e! -But -it -was -not 'for rayeelf, and the child iiii.your own son. , . -",I know it," he, .replied. "Leave me' alone." ' ' , ' 1, Will you cane row 2" ?" she said, still following him. "1 do not think So." ' " Do, Oliver, db!" . " I do not thinkeyou would wish to see me to-naorrow,..Sarah-e-at breakfast time: teirie-nie, I desires you." ' e " Like, thie,•01fver ?" , "Woman, 1 COMEGCLIad you to go I" be said, stopping short and, epea,king with great Severity. ' • Mrs. Cambridge slunk away abashed. She was in , The right, and he, was in the wrong, but at that moment it seemed as if he were a righteous judge,and Shea culprit. Almost solebiog, she epe,d back_ to the Look house. She had triumphed, but'her tri- umph eatuneasily upon' her. ,. She - had loved Clioton once, and now etre had Made him miserable. Should she not write him a note oti-the morrow, telling hina that she would 'forego her rights, and remain in seolusion yet a little longer'if only he would qint Belmont, and see Mies Du Lys no more? But she did not Write it. Instead, she went with shaded candle to look Ober': sleeping boy.. .. , ' No;.eic," she murmured, passionately. "1 loved your father once, but I shall love you always, my darling V' ' CHKE'TER IX. ., Clinton rushed home. in 'a tumult of angry and excited feelings, and gaVe his orders curtly as he threw.his hat and -stick upon the table. •le "Call me at six, Jennings eq shall bathe as usual," he Said. "I don't want anything, mere to -night." • Then he mounted the stairs, and banged - the door of the one spacious apartment . that the little shooting -box 'contained, and which Clinton, like hie- predecessor, was ACcustomed to use both as bechhaniber and sitting -room. Here he threw himself into ahleair by the writing4able, and, leaning. • his head upon his folded 'arins, 'remained for a long time profoundly, silent. He rose at last, for something seemed to impel him toe move. Strange forms seemed hovering round him: The place Was full of aliapes. The dimmest' corners of the .room seemed to shelter them.- To his excited imagina- tion weird little eobliiespeered at hint, from every' angle. • Every cranny in. the walls seemed to harbor a 'grinning Manakin. The air Was loud with voiceless hootings ; Ike place was alive with Peintifig 'fingers: The uncouth brew 'Seemed M prance and. caper: in a uncouth, delight ; their elfish sides 'Seemed to shake 'with a savage mirth. ,They -appeared glal_tooheve_been_resusci- tated out of the • cobweb's of .post ages to 'gibe And stard'at o man who. was disgraced in his own sight. " Aha 1" they seemed to sh riekewithout utterance---" You owl! your idiot! you gapingimbecile 1 You are caught in Such a humiliation as. no man can endure and live I" And .then they seemed' to yell With infernal spite, and "to burst into peals of r dreadful laughter. • • • Oh, Melicent ! Melicent I". he moaned.' Regret clung bitterly about his heart. He was sore laden; and therprepences around him jeered with impious delight. . • He began to write, and, indited a few words. Then he changed his mind, tore up the soiled sheet, and threea Alcorn him. He did this many, times;. Soon the floor was strewed with fragments of paper. But he could not satisfy himself, and still the • mocking crowd of speechless fiends kept op their gracelessand ill-natured merriment around, him. Twenty times he wrote, .:pear friend; before I enter. Charon's inhospitable boat I must speak to, you mese more, if only by letter." Twenty times he, dashed down; "My love, my ,Pdelicent, farewell." Twenty times he begone." My dear Miss Du lays -This leiter is merely. .to apOlogize JO my insolence, and .tolaid you good-bye." But nothing sufficed Wane And. the 'mouthing crowd about him gam- bolled and. leaped 'among the, 'scattered papers, and twisted them into repos, and folded them into Shrouds, and. elbowed one another, and gesticulated at the. human . fool who at gazing at them in his fevered • misery. Groaning, Clinton gayeup r the attempt to compose a letter,' and .begioa pOoing and'down the long-roorn. " Me- licent I Melicent 1" he uttered ever and anon in his deep agony. • . • . He resurned ' his pen with • a stern determination • , • • "Mr DEAR Sin" -tie wrote in a firm hand-" I beg to apprise you -that • the woman- now living at the Lock Cottage on the Belcaont estate, and calling • bereelf eine Cambridge,is my wife, and that 'her Child ismy gen and. heir, , 1, married her on the 131h of May, ten year e ago, two days ,after my coming . of age, at St Jude's Church, in the City. • .. ' Thankine.y,oii for. the 'politeness you have ever shown .me in all matters of busi- • e I remaimyours sincerely,. . OLIVER LINTON., ‘.•• He perused.this epistl twideethen folded' it neatly, enclosed -it in an envelope,-aocl directed it to the head of a firm of solicitors, in London. ' • ' ' "That is done," he said 'drawing a long' breath. '." I will go to bed." .He began to -.think .of Mrs.. Cam- bridge and r her ohildren-hie . chil- dren.. How-bre--hatecithern--edll---hW-aer it possible that he 'had over loved. -that -Yeoman ? He remembered the night when he had seen her first. An acquaintance' had nonducted him' to the .disreputable little ,.thea.tre where she played, ad 'had. ,bidden him admire' that devilish • pretty giib ,'Sally.,r Cariabridge. '. He remembered hew she had presently. appeared in boy'a clothes, and how she hadcapered emd,sung, • and mode' eyes, and how the audience r had Yeciferonelyeapplooded. her; ' eind-heve- he lhad,clappe.d aod atariiped and encored from his conspicuous position in the stage -box.. And he.remeinbered hew, at ilreend•.of the 'play, lie' had. gone behind.the scenes, and how'he had been introducedto the' devilieh pretty girl; encl. how they had 'supped to- gether, and. hew: she had entertained him, with ' her lively' chatter ond he geroh repartees. Again hiseyelidsfell for an histitit,,and he groaned. . Efeeaw himself,'like spao, ' littleranoth; hovering- round fierce and unhallowed light, hurrying to that theatre night after night, and night after night applaudingthe Cambridge, and night after -night 'being fascinated byher Wittidisms and 'drolleries over -the supper for which he always paid. And then he knew himself to be madly in love with:her,' a.ed he heard ineeeself I`vvildly..bengenlee_ inglieFTOTre, in re:inn-1.o aed finallY he Saw himself wedding her at St. .Jude's.Chiarch, in the City,' with much eiultatiom and exceeding joy.' Fora while he knew him... self to have: been happy.' He had been intoxicated with -a -strange delirium'. 'Hie finer sensibilities. had' slept,,until-until-. He could not bear the thought. He pressed hie handsupon his eyes, he Strove' to stop his ears: For the tricksy 'goblins around laina geemed• to be bellowing triumphantly that he had played and lest; and 'to be ohuekling.withnaalevolent glee ever his dis- may and mortifleation. , , With .a convulsive. effOrt he conjured Up the • remenibraeure of' the grand another who had brought him up. He had thought her' so venerable, he had thought life must seem so tediouslylong to here anduawahaknew thatsheleitillseenteharely- siaty When she died. He recollected isaying to her one day when he was a little hoy,.. t' Ggannie, you are as old as ahy one cien beLeyuno?" ?" And he recollected how ehe had smiled -and filiSed hien andrePlied, ".Wheti.yon are as old as I am, dear boye youwilleknow.".. And now. isa would never, Ie afield and he •wohldnever know Andl the unholy ehapes enciecling hien assufned moee, repulsive • attitudes aedperformed more repellent gestures than ever, and the , 11.0,ise.Of their ungodly mirth sounded like • , the cannon on a thousand battle -fields. He turned iintistiently to another thought. He remembered going to church with its grandmother on a day when she had hast- ened him forward and bidden him be quick lest they ;should. not be in time for the opening hynan. It had been Easter -day, and he had strained every nerve -to, run; but before they reached the 'Yoh -gate a guar.' of Melody' had,' been borne to them across the gra*es, and jubilant voicehad Bung aloud Jesus ohrist 15 risen to -day;' Alleluia • •1 He had panted to join the neavenly anthem, and be had run with all his might, and, slipped into hi Ei square pew, and gazed at ,the choir singing so exquisitely in the gallery. A kindly hand had doffed, his for- gotten hat for, him and bad put ahook before laine,,e.nd he too had opened ,hi fi lips and sung- • • Now above the sky He's King; ' Alleluia! • He raised his voice now, and elingthe long unheard verse, and as -he sang the fend and steering phantoms fell away, and seemed to dissolve into nothingness. 'Four o'clock. Clinton was asleep. Six 'o'clock.-- Jennings was standing • gravely_ by his master's disordered., bed, • acquainting him with the hour, and prof- fering his assistance tit the toilet. Clinton awoke with a start, and a full and instarit recollection of the, visions of the night. He wondered whether' he had awaked' with the song of triumph on his lips. He scanned the servant's countenance, but it was imper- turbably discreet. He dismissed the; man pleasantly, Bald. Jennings, ashe q.uitted the room, eepied the letter on the' writing.table, and inquired . if he should send it to the post. a .,• "Yes," returned Clinton. "Be sure it goes by theeparly mail." -- . Then he rose, equipped irnieltfer hie mornieg eveim, and went out. • Clinton strode- forwaid, and before he swas'aware she found himself singing the Heater .hymn in a loud voice; and oehe sang his goblin foes seemed to vanish. He had reached the deep dark Pool above the weir, and there he sat downalipon_athe graesTret-i-A-busied himself with.the „laces of hie boots. But he was not unfoetening theta. Was he inextricably lacing one boot to the other ? • ' , • When Clinton rose he stood for a moment looking thoughtfully into the still Waters. The lark above still Carolled gayly. ' The eky was cloudless, the hay -scent sweat;' rnen's voices still enlivened the air. But a. contorted, hideoils.faee floated on the water and grirnmaced at him; and the weir. called to him tumultuously. "-Come! come 17 it " Od! • on 1" cried his gra.ndnaother's "On,! ' on ! or we shall miss the Easterhym_n I" • Then Clinton burst into the hynin again. " Now above the eley he's King,er" he sang, triumphantly, ecstatically. • " Corne ! Come!" thundered the weir. , On ! onl" urged' his grandmother's voice. " On ! on-!' lest we raise the Easter hymn 1" , . " Alleluia' " he sang in reply. - • Then he plunged into the black, terrible pool: tie was a good Swimmer. Botha did not rise again to the, !surface. ' • Alleluia, I": sang. the remote • echo; faintly.' • • " , - The' lark 'Continued his song, hut the Easter hymn had ceased. • Seven o'clock: A man passing through the fields saw 'something in the river whieh- • Oloimed his attention. He started and turned pale. Than. he rushed from the • spot shouting for aid. • ' ' (To beerontinnede About the ParcallSe Called Dakota.'" " The story of Dakota," says the Chicago Tribanc," has been too highly colored; the emigration business has been overworked ; the excitement is about over, and now comes the relapse. Dakota is, no doubt, a good place for wheat growing purposes,'and is just the Place for the poor. -foreigner from SWeden or Noiway, or any otheacold country in Europe, to settle in; but the climate is too severe for -a man who, leas been reared anywhere south of the fortieth parallel of latitude. As a matter of °gorse on the part of the geographers, Dakota is placed in the temperate zone;' biit when. wells twenty feet deep are frozen over, and winter sets in about the lit of October with a coldness that defies the registry of • Fahrenheit, and continues till May, it might as' well be called a coed section of country. :From a letter written to the Aledo (Ill.) Becard by Mr. Thome: S. Sharpe, who has 'been -a. resident of Hutchinson County', Dakota, for the last five years, some facts may be gathered that will 'enlighten those who are contemplating settling in that Territory. We quote some extracts : " Per- sons East well_d_moveelLetoaatcceptawith-• Tee-eitiOn reports about Dakota. They appear mostly written by pet Mae who have never raised a creep or • sleet' one raised. North Dakota is a wheat region, South Dakota is hot, and beteveen is debatable land. I have not seen a crop of wheat of twenty.five bushels per acre..; 'have asked old settlers, and they have not. Laet year the Depart- ment of Agriculture made the returns for • his county at fourteen bushels. This'was rather light, but the crop was the beet in -five years. Forty bushels °feats and- thirty; five of corn are good crops, • and it takes five acres of prairie to pasture a steer through summer. Flaals our nroin market crop, and is fast ruining lands r deVoted to it. Many who undertook- sheepfarming have given it up.. There is a heavy Mimi - *graded thie Territory, and much of it of a. land -grab -Mg nature. Six months' fictitious residence, then prove up meet. gage; or sell for $300 to $500, then leave Dakota, or repeat the...game, making a net gain of perhaps e200 forIlie six ,inonths is the programme by thousands. And raaany an honest pioneer takes hie clothe,' toils to make a home, and in it year or, two finds himself almost isolated from neighbors and debarred from the blessings of soeiety. Any one eroming to Dakota Territory ought to_be prepared to accept the regular hard- ships of pioneer life; Don't build your hope§ .on enormous crepe. Every dollar you earn here is well earned. The busiest man in South Dakota, is, Shylook. His grip is on some quarter onmore of nearly every section, and five years will me theius- ands'of faapeers in his hands." • r: Suit es and .F.litts. That prisoner has a verse , snood] ' countenance," said the judge to the sheriff. " Yee, my lud," said the sheriff," lie eves, ironedjuet .before iso was brought in.7. " The census show that 15,000,000 of the 50,000,00 people in the. United States are When as 'moved into an apartment house, Fogg remarked to Mrs. B., " Chita 7tppropriate, Mrs. Bass ; sweet to the suites, you know." Fenderson, who was present, thought it was a pretty nice little conapli. ment; eo when he saw Base next -day he thought be vvould try it. "I bear you have moved into a. family hotel," he began; quite,a,ppropriate, flat to the ilate, you know." And Fenderson still wonders why -Birefshould get mad over a remark that had made Mrs. B. smile so sweetly. -Boston Transcript. rr, ' foreigners,- of which foreigners 4,500,000 are Irish. These are round minehers, but the proportions hold good. enemy of the bad. PEOPLE IN CRUNCH., Sleeper, Lounger, Fidget, Watcher, Time Keeher,'Squeaker. ECCENTRICITIES OF HEARERS AND. DOERS. • As you preach the.word, my, dear young brother, cast your eyes' around upon the congregation and you will °beery° these people, as follows, to, wit, namely, viz: The saeepen. He will be there. Peradventure lee leaneth his chin upon a cane; so that When the moment of deep and pro,found slumber cometh upon him, his chin slipped' off and - with the bang of his 'bead upon the pew in front of him. he is awaked. Howbeit, the bang upon' his wife's • head ne man can bear. Or, the slurnberer may sit bolt up- right and nod in time to his deep Lind regular breathing. Only when you casayour eyes upon him, the watchful wife, ofhis hosona•stabs him with her elbow, and he glareth upon the congregation as who ehould eay "He that sayeth I slept, the Beane is a liar. and al villain,' and a horse - thief." Or, if he be so that he leaneth" his head back until the lid thereof falleth down between his shoulders, and he playeth fan- tastic tunes with his , nose, insomuch that the boysin the gallery rnake merry over the same, then is it hazardous to awaken this slumberer' right Suddenly, because he dreameth of divers things, and sayeth to the tithing, man -who shaketh 'hien up, " Hey? hi 1 hit 1 yes, yea, all right 1 I'm up." And thus is the congregation much scandalized. But if he foldeth nis handker- chief over the back ot the pew in front, and boweth his head devoutly upon the settee, even in that moment when the text -ie 'pro- nouneed, then will that aleeper trouble no one, but will slumber sweetly on until the time of the benedictiOn, and he Will awaken refreshed and smiling,aud he will extol the sermon and magnify the preacher. He is the old-timer from Sleepy Elolloir. THE LOUNGER. -=-H-e-fallstertheepew andelides easily into the most comfortable corner Fie, shakee himself down into a comfortable attitude. His legs extend .under the pew in front-end meet his, hips at the orookedest of obtuse angles. He crooks hue pliant • elbow into the arm of the pew, and drops the side of his face into the fearful hollow. of his hand, by means of whioh lsapushes his cheek up into' his eye. His shoulders are nearly tan.a. leVel with his head. Every time you look at himr,you expeot io see him slide out of sight. • And although You are a good man, soinetimeEi you wish he would, and never othe up again • TAR FIDGET.' • Whether you look for nimeor not, you know where he is:. He pushes the hassock away with a long, resonant groan of its own. • Then he site bolt upright, hooks his shoulder -blades over the back ef the pew and bangs on. • He is going to Bit still tine Sunday itit kills him. But the pew is too high', so he settles down a little. Then he puts a hYmn book ;between his back and 'the pew.' Thedhe' leans forward and lets it fall with a crash: Then he folds' his armee. he half turne and lays one' arm along the. back of the pew. Suddenly he elides dawn and braces both* knees against the hack. of the pew in front.'Ah; that's domfort. It lasts ninety Seeonds, when he abruptly straightens up; ',elevates, both arms and hooks his elbows over the back of his pew. That , isn't What he wants; his legs are tired ; he reaches for the hassock With both feet, upsets it, ;and in it frantic effort to- stay it, kicks against the pew. Covered with .burning embarrasam,ept he pulls out his watph twice or thribe Without. once) looking at it. ' He. folds his' arms across his breast there he crosses, them behind his back • he thrust g his hands into his pockets; be drops .a Bible on the floor and puts his feet iuto his hat, andat times. 'you look to see him go auto pieces, but he • doeenrChlle stays togethee and comes back next SUnd "ay, every linab-and joint of him. ' TH131 WATCHER. His ,neck is fitted o� a globe socket and . . turns „clear, around. He sees everything that goes.on. The man who coines in late does not escape him, and it is vain for the tenor' to think be got that little. uote to • the alto conveyed hetweenthe leaves of the -hymn bookunobserved. The watchersaw it. He gees the hole ' in . the quarter that. Elder 'Skinner 'dropped in the plate. Her. „sees that Dreacion Slowboy hies but one-ouff:- If the door swings isa leeks around; if the window moVeanoiselesely he looks up. • He sees the ' gtrvaiger in bis r neighbor's pew, and heeeees Brother Badman sitting away back underthe gallery, furtively taking a .cheve...ofetheeinhibited fineeut. All things that nobody wants him 'to see the watcher sees. He Eisele so much he has no, time to THE TIAIMIEEPER. • As you pronounce. your text you see the tirnekeeper take out hie watch, look at it carefully and close it with.a snap that says:. " Go! "clear to the pulpit. You know that • he has you down to a second, and that he keeps si faithful record of the length' of every sermon you preacheusually adding fiveor ten-ininutee to -the recorda" to allow - for a difference in watches." During .the serrialinlieTaTifereato-that watch eve* feie . minutes, or (re of fence. And 'when you , leave been preaching, eay, twenty-five minutes, the timekeeper looks at his watch and starts. Can he believe his eyes? • He looks at the watch;• . then he gazes at you. Then he looks around at the clock on the Colicky to be assured that his watch hasn't been stopped ever since last Sunday. Then he makes a movement to'close the watch and, return it to his pocket; but changes his mind, looks et it again, smiles a deepairiog smile, end holds his bend up a little so that his neighbor Can see whit time it ie. Then, with along, .fixed look at you, he clicks -his watch shut and slowly returns it to nis pocket with the eXpression of a naan whose amazement has 'struck' hioa. dumb, and who cannot actually believe the evidence of his own senses. If the tiroekeeper cannot ruin the closing five •minutes of your 1301I1011 you are proof against annoyance. • THE SQUEAIIER. He comes in late: His pew is the efurt est ro e . o h the door. ' bo ts are vocal, =Meters. that are never worn save on the Sabbath Day to keeP' it noisy. Down the long aisle he • walks, equee-squaw, equee-squiew. 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