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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe New Era, 1882-10-26, Page 2October 26, 1882. A. Treasured In my darkened room I'm sitting, amthe twilight shadows fall, Weaving webs of light and darkness on my humble parlor wall; • And the visioned past is rising, long forgotten thoughts return, - • While nay wearied soul the present and the future seems M spurn. • All ray little store of irinkets in my lap is lying And I turn them idly over as I rest my fevered brow; Recollection's rushing tide to me doth hosts of memories bring," - As I lift this shining band of gold --nay mother's -wedding ring. ' Time will heal our deepest sorrows, blunt the edge of keenest woe, • Teaching many a wholesome lesson, to us as we older grow, Chastens all our earthly longings, bears the fairest prizes by, ' Till our soaring aspirations scorn the earth and seek the sky, , Thus were all my young ambitions crushed and. shattered one by one ; Clouds oWseured my lifeei horizon, lurking shadows dimmed the sun ; - Now her blessed teachings ballet me, to my bleed- ing heart they cling, • While I breath a prayerabove it -o'er my mother's wedding -ring. Now the tears are thickly frona a stricken heart, - Through the mists of grief I see ,her ---may her image. ne'er depart!. ` Best of friends, your loving counsel oft my way- ward steps would guide, Saved me oft from storm and shipwreck since I sailed life's troubled tide; . Deeper shadows Waver o'er me and. the stars are peeping out, _ But the star of hope is breaking on my soul, dis- pelling doubt, While a heaven-sent petition swift its upward flight doth wing, - As I place it in Its casket; dearest mother's wedding ring. WOMAN'S KINGDOM. Love, Courtship, Matriknony and Surround- ings Discussed - HOMES WITHOUT CHILDREN. Latest Gossip Regarding Fashions, Queer . happenings, etc. (Compiled by Aunt tate.) hoer to Pop the Question. On the all important, euhject ofwhen to pop the question, a ledy.correspondett is kind enough t� give bashful bachelors the -hallowing 'useful' hints.• "Never Make a proposal, in the. 'morning. Novelists fre- quently into the ;error Of engagitig a -hero Or a heroine before breakfast.. When- ever you find such a situation lay the book aside, for the author is at fault nn the fundamental prieciplee of .human -nature. Priniarily, even a enan will, pot- atMrept love -making in the morning. The opera- tion of sleep has draevuthe-blood from bee, brain ane his imagination iestagnane. At 'suoli a time he is pueotual , and pet -roman- tic, and any Woman of the world will tell • yon that, however ardent ,.hen lover .riaay have been the evening before, is an'un- ronientie biped,before,breteldest. To accost; a woman at such a timels Feticide." The Word " Wile." Mr. Iluekin says :• "Whit do you think the beautiful word ! wife' comes from ? It is the great weed in which the English and -Latin languages cengtiered the French and Greek.' I hope the Freneh will ,some day get a' word for iteinetead• ofthat df femme. But what 4o you think ''comes' from? The great value of the Saxon weeds is that they mean something. • Wife means aveavere—Youemust-eithersbe-housewives- . or house-mottles:remember that. In -the deep sense, yeti - Must either Weave men's, hotlines and emlaroiclei them, or feed upon and bring them to, decay. Wherever atrue. *rife comes, home is always: around . her, The stars May be over her head, -the 'glow- worm in the nighteecold. 'grass -May be the fire at her feet;- but home is wherashe is,' and foe' n noble woinikea it etretolies far around her; better :then houses ceiled with ,oedar, or painted 'with, vermillion, shedding its quiet light for those whe'elseeire home- less.. This, I'believe, the wennte's true • place and pewee." • • homes Without A humane writer remarks e. A home, how- ever luxuriant, without the 'esong'oe voice of eifildren is incomplete,. and, its hematite lose the sweetest lemons; Of 'life, While it is true that kao ohildien .ever 'quite' take th'e place in the hearts of the -husband and wife like those born to themeyet, in a multitede of instances, • childless homes have been 'gladdened during the Waning years of life • by the adoption and' kindly nurture of some•orphan child. .Shall we, do this? late' doubtless beeninehe,-Minds and ,disoilesed, in 'many it honie where it has never been put in pkactioet one of fear, of annoya,nee a,rd inereeu3ed .respoi3sibility. . That it will in - cream responsibility, _ and give often 'teem porary annoyance, is doubtless' true; but when wisely selected; with. knowledge of blood and parentage, nsuch of this can be. averted. That children inherit , the vices of intemperate parents; and of tee :the bodily diseases, is true, and, for the speasee and odrafort of the future,thereshould be careful discritiaination. , But for •:stiele reason there Jacked be no failure t� plant en. the home a Young life. , In, beery city of the land tbere are epeultittedes . of these heipless waifs, ,.purely the creatures of life's misfortunes, without taint neorally.or physically, left without a guide, n love, or a comfort. If they coald. early . be,. trans- planted into the childless nobles, with a mother's love and -e father's care to direct them, who'can doubt but that itwould be a mutual *Being? • ' • ' • (single women. • - • A clever old:meld once "Said that it was far better to be laughed .at, because -you were not married than -not be able to laugh because you were. There is -sound logic in that. . It is well for woman to marry if eihe me,ets a good, true man, who loVesaker, and whom she loves ;' but if she be net suited, better that she remain single. Many old maids are helpfulelovable and sweet tem- pered, end fill their allotted niche as excepts ably as do their married sisters. Are they not more . to be honored than they would have been had :they married merely for -a home or position? Our young ladies have erroneous ideas- uponabie subject. They. feel elknost disgraced if they nave arkived at a mature age and are not able to write "Mrs." before. 'their names. Their whole ambition is to get a hpshand, by hook or crook, but get him somehow they. mesa • ,Consequently.they take elie fleet men. Who offers himself, whether he reellYeerits,therd or not. Nowegirls, donee matey en haste. Get the, best education possible, eelp. about. domestic affairs, and, enter 80D30 trade ,or prefession for' which you have a taste and master. it. Skilled labor is aleveyie wfl Don't spend . your time repining because you cannot pee, the cominepeate It you never see labia yeti .0am live, ugefule happy lives. : Chats on Flif4liollSt lEtt. She was Mart' girl when:merited at 15, so as to have her gelclerreeveddinge When it ' would do her some good. • ____Autonenipa,ves will be defied ,eeteeeiel.)Y.„. this fall for decoretive purposes. : A bride this month is to have the drawing -regale and church on her wedding day entirely deeorated with autumn leaves and golden rod. This will give color and back -ground to -the bridal party in white, and be a relief from the pretty but monotonous and tire- some smilax and white roses. Necklaces, composed of natural moeo rosehudo, small violets and eimilar flowers will again be fashionable this season. Four white mese may be seen among the decorations of a fashionable bonnet which is on exhibition in a window of a New York epta,blislament. Another bonnet bas on it three newly -hatched chickens ; another two white birds, and another two blue birds. Many bonnets, adorned with single birds of rare tropical !species, are displayed in the ame window. The dandelion is destined to 'become a greater favorite this winter than last. It will be used for the hair, corsage and dress, but not for the table or house. A debutante of the coming season has arranged a dress with these ftowers, which she expects will create quite a sensation. It is composed of black tulle over bleak moire, arid the entire dress, including the long train, is studded, with small dandelions about an inch and a mearter in diameter. The square -out bodice is bordered with a row, and-thr--ashoreeedisiseves are ,finished in the same manner. A • facetious admirer wlao 138.W the dress said it would be a ".most heavenly and starry night when she donned it." • The trousseau a a belle of New York city, who is to be married this month, is said to , have cost e125,000, and was all made in America. One of her morning gowns is exceedingly beautiful. It is made of fine white Chinese silk enprincesse. About the bottom and up the side of the front extends a box plaiting of palest -blue satin, overlaid by -lace of a soft creamy` • tint to mitten the white of the dress. •The sleeves are made a la Chinoise and triramed in the same way, while inside sleeves of the Chinese silk fit the arm tightly and are embroidered in a serpentine design with gold braid. A small, white silk and lace mob cap, and dainty blue satin Slippers, complete the toilet. Talk of the inferiority of woman( Why a woman will run Out for a five -minutes' call, and when she comes homeshe will be able to tell you everything that's going on in the village -that that • freckledaced Smith girl has got a husband at lag-, that they do say that young Snooks drinks awfully, and that Mrs. Brown's baby's teething, and all about Mrs. Robinson's new dress, Miss Pinkton's bonnet and the latest spat up to the Browns. But a man, the stupid! will be gone all da, and he'll COLCIe home and sit down withais pipe and paper, and if you get as much as a grunt • out of lima you're luokly. Queer Suicides. Being deserted by her husband, Mrs. Isaao Solon:Loh, of Kenton, Ohio, swellowed morphine. Despondency from being out of work drove Edward Cody, of Wapello, Iowa, to drown The wife of Adam Elling, of Union 'Deposit, Pa., lay .down beside her dead Island and cut her throat. George Foster, a printer, killed him.' self in.the jail at Syracuse on account of _sharneeatehis inaeaaketion. 111 health caused J-no.Mayerle,of Dubuque, to shoot himself through the heart. •His young widow is insane. . • Bronco Sam, of Laramie City, committed suicide through jealousy of his Cherokee bride. He however, shot her dead fleet. " To find rest," said Bernard Creamer, of Baltimore, "1 -swallowed this Ounce of laud saintee" eeed-bee-eieeririlleliellt Oil or Mee. Ellen Frazer, of Toledo, to escape the pains of neuralgia, committed (suicide by hangieg herself . over the table in the dining•room . , Katie Dufieldethe 20 -year-old daughter :of Henry Dufield, of New Orleans, drowned herself because her mother insistedeupon her washing the dishes before going to visit a sister. ,y • Jesse W. Banks, a iaemer',55 years of age, near Decatur, Ill. could not live' hap. pily with his young wife. and so he hanged himself. He had twice before tried poieon and the raior. ' . In drinking the health of the nominees elinervah Craig, a, Democratic politician of Marshall County, Ill.; beearile eo intoxi- cated that in his delirium be took a fetal dose of morphine. ' An'Oxfoid, Ind., boy, 35 -years of . age, fell into aetreek and -ruined his clothes. ,His mother said he Ought to have stayed in the creek. Because of this remark he -shot himself through the heart. " John Dill, a.farin laborer at Cedar City, upon being discharged spent a day in card - playing and drinking, then went eo-his late •ernployer's residence -and in sight of the family blew out hie brains. As Carl Heinine, a poor jeweller of Den- ver, wee refining el2 worth of goll dustat a stove it was lost by the breaking of the refining glass. He instantly washed a cup clean, filled it with poison, swallowed the dose, and in an hour was dead. " - One of the most terrible and determined of suicides was that of Louis Kempf, a powder maker, of Alameda County, Cal., who blew, himself , up with a cartridge, which he made for the purpose. He „ pro- bably laid it upon hiE neck and then fired it. Neer his remains was found a tern letter, whieh Was plainly written by a child: It read : "Dear Pape -When are you coming back ?, I am very good., have 'my 'five cents yet. Is there inu.ch fruit ripe in the countty ? " ' After taking a look at the mon, George Farrant and Eliep Hickman stooel on tbe banks of the ,river in London ready .to drown themselees. 'Relatives -had thwarted their. proposed marriage and they deter: knitted to die together. George tied les wrist to -Ellen's end they jumped in. They were rescued, though unconscioue. , After being resuscitated they were imprisoned. At the trial 'their relatives relented, a mar- riage was arranged, and the. judge dis- charged the pair vvieh a reprimand. Terrible Results oi the Dreaded A Chadian (Va.) despatch of, last (Thurs- day) night's date soya : The ravages of diphtheria, in this section is dreadful end hecoMing more alarming daily ; hundreds �f Ofteeel are teeth:dated. There were 200 deathsen two months, 9 out of every 10 families lost 1 to 5 children. Twenty -ono deaths occurred in four families: Four graveyards in one neighborhood have 18 to 20 new graves each. One school lost 20 pupils. On Sunday three persons were lying dead in one house. Most of thos,e who died have -black vomit and sorne are covered with running sores..The doctors are unable to accotint for the terrible fatality, and home think it ie searlet fever and diplitherie combined. The eystems of ' those who recover are badly shattered, Francis and George, Darivin, the sons of the great naturlist, are about to Move from the old Down Reese to the ;vicinity of Dambralge,_ where...they-will-establish-a- large fectory for making plailoeophical ihstruments. ' ' SCOTCH SOLDIERS OF FORUM Romantic Record' of thef Seotte au France. , . • HOW GALLA.NTRY WAS REWARDED It was the policy of the Frentsh sov- ereigns to reward the 'foieignere richly who had proved their gallantry on a hundred fields of battle, and whose fealty was guaranteed by their chivalrous honor and eaprit de corps. Each lance hadets "furniture," to use the language of the period ;.• catch private life -guardsman his personal following; they- had bandsmine pay sed liberal -allowances ; and when the Stateeichequer was drained by, war end extravagance, still the - Scots Were paia one way or another. Thedands that were forfeited by rebellious nobles were diyided by the more distinguished of thoee luchy • mercenaries; and .many ' a youth who had sailed from Leith • whit a lean purse died. iu possession et townie castles and , manors. AS for the' leaders, no honors in the French realm were heyeade_their reach. Stewarts; whe canes,' orethe Scottish blood royal, were repeatedly marshals of France; those of the Lennox branch were created Dukes of A.ubigny, and a Douglas, whit lead covered, himself , with glory, became Duke of Touraine, the fairest Presence -of France and faMous for its rape chateaux. And the extraordinary privileges of the favored corps continued down -to times compara- tively recent. Thus. it is specified, arneng other things, by, an- edict of Henry 1V.. - that the captain of the -Scots -Guard shall always bear the title of the firet captain; that he shall 'stead nearest to the king during the coronation ceremony, and that he shell receive from the royal, hands. the keys of the towne so soon as they have been • formally delivered over to the sovereigM Further, that while the king is in residence in any town the 'Soots shall have the keeping of its keys; vehich are brought to thena by theartaberaof the gates. A memorable episode in the annals of the Scats adventurers in•France • was the death of Henry IL. in the hits of the shivered lance of Montgomery. .The unfortenate titter Was a tall and handsome youth. eon of the captain of the SboteGuards. He had handled the King roughly -in their first pas- sage of arms, and was most reluctant to run a second bourse. . Henry,' however, would take no denied ; charging 'him -on his allegiance to remount. Bothelaneee. were early splintered but Montgomery neglected to throw away the broken teutedheon. It atreck the King on the head, and a eel -inter entered the brain. Montgomery, through his carelessness seemeto have been in 'some Measuie., answerable for the accident, although disgraced; was euffered. to go in peace. He withdrew to his.eetatee in'Nor- mandy ,; afterward travelling in ,England-; and finally, when the Wars of religion broke Out, he. took service with ethe , Huguenots: He:surrendered. with -the Castle of Dona - 'front, which he had bravely defended ; but his end, (literal), was a tragedy. He was executed as a rebel and a heretic , in the Palace de Greve: - • With religious divesione and: th-escenver- sion of the Scotch nation -to Pretestantism, the -French alliance declined:. 'Naturally the followers of' Knox and Hendersoi-i-had little eympethy with the- pereeouting Valois thesanguimery Guises, or the illus- trious. pervert Henri Quartre ; though we find .Nornaan Lesley:the master of Rothes, wheeled beenexpatriated for the Murder o Archbishop • Beaton, serving with dis- tinction in the Treneh ranks under the -Admiral Coligey, and failing in a desperate encoenter with 'the Spapiodese on- the - Flemish frontier. At the siege of Renee; with- thirty of his emintremen; fie had• „ . , charged sixty, Mounted musketeers and had unhorsed five. His lance . being then splintered; he rode among theta, sword in hand, and wounded several- Of adver: series, without heeding in the least the' shote aimed et latna. He fell Oovered'svith wounde arid- glore, and, died. after he had been a fortnight in the heeds: of the sur- geons, the Prince of Conde, toed the Duke of Enghien --being awarded the pelni of aalor.. Another still more distinguished 'Scottish captain, the gallant and sagacious Rirkridy of :Grange, bore arms in the same cam- paign, although,. fortunately for himself; be wawabsent on Ante when hisdriend -Lesley .wasslain. But when Louis XIII. sue, ceed.ed ' his illustrious, father, the Soots. Guaidsevere renionstre.ting against the lees of privileges; Their. privileged corps were, being largely recruited from keenehmen of goo e hloodand small 'means' ' end it is signifigant, be the Way, that not the slight. est ,nieritio-n is med.° of:the Scots who had filled.- the foeenaost pieces- at all the cOurt pageants -though Dumas, being. a typical "Fremilathait, may have been somewhat jealous -in the stirring series' of 'the suc- cessive historical romances in which D'Ars eagnan end his comrades df De Treville's musketeers, conic :to . the front.. Still, Louie -XIV., Who' 'loved state and lavished. Money,mairitaitecl the 'men-at-arms :and the guards, ' and seems to have restored them their privileges, if he did hetWeed their, ranks of the Frenchmen. They still took PeecederiCe of the roe:Ca:the .arnay, in virtue of their-senitiritya privilege Whiobj- as" we may well believe, caused great dim content among the French. They fought at the hes.d of the Frenelearenies in all the great bettlee of the reign, Minden being the Dines.• ' • • la,st field on which they figured. -London Prayers tor Punishment. A Dallas (Texas) despatch says: -Major, the evangelist, during revival at Alexander, peayee for divine punishment -on the die - tether of themeeting, end immedititeiy a Man dropped dead..Last night et Larnpeso, Tenn made 'a sineilar-petition, and a young' lady at once upset a lamp and Was burned' to death. ' lnakikedietely afterwards a tornado blew over the 'Gospel Tent and fatally injured' a young lady and hurt many °there, musing a. feared panic. 'The. tent was flooded with water to the depth of two feet. Latin is a dead language, and that is why. . ,dootore use it for writing out their preserip- tione.--.Nye's Boomerang. . • Lieut. Danenhower has recovered the sight- of one' of his eyes, Mit. stip wears -blue glasses. . , Daniel O'Connell; the Irish -orator, was applied ;to by a friend for Ms autograph, to Which hoe-01)nel : "Sir, I never seed auto- araphs.-Yoere, DANIEL O'CONNELL." • •-e-An easy titne qf it.-" I don't Want any man's, advice"- seid the maisuelith a big burnt, of- self-esteire, . "I do My , own thinking." " murmured Fogg. "1 should thinkyou might end not be greatly overworked either." ' • Prince Bismarck, who has long been one of the neost deeokated personages in, Claris - tendons; has just received an addition to his decorations in the Order of the Chryee anthernuna, conferred uPoie bee,the Mikado of japan. He bas no* forty-five decoiatiens: • On Thursday. night an old man named Milligan registered at the Police Station in --KingrAereealleds_108.y.e,ars.ofeagesand,-has, resided in Canade, since 1810, for 60, years in the neighborhood of Bathe ArgiONCli THE CHIJECII/ES, Latest Acittiogis Front all Ports , of . chreiteneeim. There is only one Congregational Church in Baltimore. - The Salvation Army holds in different parts of the British Islande 6,200 services every week. -. , There axe •610 names of Chineanen on the rolls of Sabbath Schools in New York and Brooklyn, and the average' attendance is 331. - • During the past century the population of the United States Fleas inereated eleven fold, and 1 tee Churches have increased thirty-seven fold. The eThitedPresbyterian Foreign Mission Board hes dir,eoted its niissionaries W he fled -to England to return at epee to their work in Egypt. . Rev- R. Dickeon, of Galt, has successfully passed his ex arninatidn in the first depertipe t for B. D., inhe Montreal Presby terianbollege. At Rheinfelden, Germany, the Catholics offered the use of their church to the Pro- eteejemetefor_tae inatikelatendof itessepastor_ eked nieey of thebs attended the service. There is as merked increase of attendance at religious services m Edinburgh since a leading Preebyteriau preacher induced many employers of laber to give mechanics a half -holiday on Saturday. The young people of the South Church of Springfield, Masa., turn "their church *Arlon ou Sunday afternoon, from 5 to 730 o'clook, into a free reading -room sup- plied with religions papers. "Woman has too long been a mere hanger on -a camp -follower of the Chris- tian bost," says Mrs. Melissa A. Stanley, who favors a wider field' of work for her sex in connection with the Church. The `revietid• edition of- Luther's Bible, , wIdeli hue justbeen completed in Germany, is_ to be subjected to public criticism for two yeare, when a, second revision van be made and an authorized version printed. A brother of the lateBishop of Brechin believes that the Scotch Presbyterian Church will be disestablished within five years, and that the 'connection betweeu tAwhnivvouorchye ehhnraaibsupot raiSn j4aip.tneyvt iehn.artERsgn.r.age gllaaotancti dmih. tewyar.gielel wwnwoebetr en,e nct but he oet- MIICh longer. left -it last year there were over a dozen Christian churches with a. member ship,of oyer 1,000. Rev. Dr. Chamberlain says: " There is a tremendous upheaval going OD all through India at the present time, and I fear that Hinduism is going to fall to pieces before the Church of Cheiat is ready to seize the fragmenteof the ruins and build up the temple of the Lord." PastorGeyser, of Elberfeld, it man' of great learnitig and a champion of the Evangelical faith in Gernaany, is dead. So great was his interest in the Free University of Amsterdam that he dame to Holland expressly to attend its opening and recited a Latin poem on that oecasiou. The Census Commissioners in their recent publication of the statistics of County Antrim and the borough of -Belfast, north of Ireland, thus Classify the religious denonaniations : Presbyterians, 43.6 ;;Epie- , copalians, 233; other Protestant denorai- nations, 10.4; Roman Catholics, 22.7, A famous North Carolina clergyman, while preaching a few' Sundays -ago from the text, "-He giveth his beloved -sleep," steeped in the naiddle of the discourse, gazed upon u na-ber fcg &Tag re-glit and said: " Brethren, it is harffto realize the unbounded love ;which the Lord appears to have for a Marge portion of myauditory." " The borderland of the creeds is widen- ing every theta" says the Jewish Messenger. " It is beginning to be understooealia,t the universals of honesty, , virtue, :purity, cement men more firmly arid kindly than the particulars ' of doctrine and litany. which drive men apart and produce it vast number of meeting -houses for the misinter- pretation of the Bible and the caricature of the Divine." "Unitarianism," says the North American Bevieui, "bas not a single greet name in pliilosephy 'or theology. It found expres- sion in a school of literature, but bas never shown at any point, With all its beautiful and practical intermit in the amelioration- Of humanity, anything like the religious strength and invincible pure pose of the religious cemmonwealth from which- it sprung." "What good does' it do a man' like Snorer to go to church,' I should like to know," said the deacon. "-There he sits off in the °peeler -and node and nods all through the services." " Well," replied the parson, "where he sits the • truth reaches him in an oblique line tui xtdoesn t seem to affect him much ; but I have hopes. I pounded the pulpit so bard I wolie him up this morning."- An old negro prefessed to be indiffereut as to a future state, belieVing that " dey'll make niggers work elsenein heaben." A m clergyan tried -to- argue him out of bis opinion by representing that there Was no work for him or any One else to do in heaven. " Yoe go 'way, melees," was his reply: ".I know better! If dere's, Do oder work for culled pussons up dere, dey'll make him ehuls de clouds along! " -* „ee,Dr. ,Barnardo is one of the most active ariTsiaccessful city miesionaries ha London. Hie mission is to the most degraded,and he depends on voluntary' contributions for the means with which to carry it on. Recently he was much in need of fundsesA lady who was an entire stranger to him' called to make some inquiries about elle MiFiSi011, and the Was so well Satisfied with whae.sheeleitrned about it that she gave -him three e1,000 Bank of England notes - e15,000. She, declined to give her -name. The courage of an English preacher was recently displeyed in the midst of au open- air Hendee. Mr. Vivian Dodgson, etude date for ordere in the Episcoptd Church, was preaching to tie erovsd of men and children upon the beach at an English watering place, when loud cries for help were heard fiem the sea, where a boet-con. alining five persons had overturned and all were struggling for their lives. Without e moneeet'e heditation, with an unfinished sentence of his Harmon on his lips, the preacher rushed into the water and swam out to the drowning -create/es and saved them. The wit -of iltergeant- Ballantine appears to be of's. 'eery caustic character. :When, sorne years ago . a distinguielied journalist was forced to appear irk the witness box, the sergeant, juetebefore cross examining him, etitirely deprived him „ef his self- possesinon by cooly observing, " The -re is flour on youi nose, Bir." On another occasion he publicly rebuked Mr: justice Efewkins-then Me. Hawking, Q. C. -for hes inveterate love of Accumulating 'wealth, aesuring him othat he had much more •money than be Would ever need ill this life, that he could not possibly- hype to take the surplus away with him, and that if he did it would most certakeysenelt. Mr. A.rchilsald Forbes, While lecturieg in Australia, bag made over e60,000. " lifilrOiVel PET BRA /t11." The Bloat Ftemarkable Instance of Nerve The people of a little town in Warwick County have been hanging right over the brink of a fragrant church scandal, but are not aware of the feat t)or will they beuntil this copy of the Argus reaebee its readers over there. Just before the close of the ser- vices last Sunday, a good brother rwalked forward to the pulpit, handed the minister an announcement, as he thought, and asked him to read it to the congregation 13efore he dismissed them. Just before tune was oalled on the Doxology the minister said "Brother Bramley has handed in the fol. lowing note," and in,a clear voice be read the note, which ran as follows: MY OWN 'PET PRAM, -Are you never coming to see me again am dying to eee my 'darling once more and gaze into his beloved eyes, The old' mammy that calls herself your wife' will never Mid it out. How can you endure her ?- Come, darling, to One who truly loves you. 'Your own and only . , DIAny. The goodebrother had handed"- in the wrong announcement. At' the close of the reading the minieter looked horrorestriclien. The congregetion stared at Bramley with chid, hard stargesaadshies_wife rose ..up -in her seat -and glanced at-hira like a tigress. He was equal to the occasion, hovvever, and risingesahnly, and, with a look of perfect resigna,tion on his face he said: "Brothers and Sisters, -It may appear strange to you that I' should, ask our be- layed pastor to read such a -terrible thing as that ?rem the pulpit, but the lserit way to fight the devil is to fight him -boldly face to face. The writer of that vile note is unknown to me, but it is evidently some depraved child of sin who is endeatoring to besmirch my Christian reputation. I shall use every endeavor to ferret out the writer, and if discovered will fearlessly proclaim her name, and hold her up t� the contempt of all good Christian people." , He eat down amid a murmur of appro- bation and sympathy, and his wife wanted thug him right before the congregation. •That evening he told the writer of the note what, had °courted, and remarked with a grin that it was the closest call he ever had in his life. -Evansville Argus. The New Comet. • The opinion attributed to Prof. Swift tha the new comet die:levered by Schmidt a Athees on Subday Is a fragment of eb 'great comet broken off at ite ion passage seems likely to mese mis- apprehension. The great comet, although it went yoreclose to . the sun, did not strike it, and • if any •-separation ha taken place in its' nucleus,: wheeeby- new comet has been formed, it is net the result 'of a. condole -with the sun, but of the trertaseedoes forces to whiela it was subjected in its rapid swing around the great centre of gravita- tion of the solar system. The comet -did undbubtedly pass ,theougn the peter atmo- sphere of the sun,. but - that could only retard its progress,' not shatter it, and it ,..might even have gone. thousends of miles I beneath the'visible surface of the sue with- ] out encountering any solid body, for the nucleus, of. the SLID bsbelbbved to lie far beneath the, surface whibh we see. In that case,e however, the erebet would have been , absorbedinto the Sinn and so have 'disap- peared fer,ever.-N. Y. Sun. illapPi,Consunimation. . Discovered, the means* by which any lady may wear slippers or shoes one or two sizes smaller than usual. Everyone who has used Putnam's Painless Corn' Extractor is pleased with the result. -Very few per - _sons are exempt from suffering great dis- comfort and pain from corns, bat corns a.re of small importance when' they may be re- moved by a few applications of Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor. Beware- of sub- stitutes and bad counterfeits: Sure, prompt and painless. Sold everywhere by druggists. Queen Olga of Greece carries with her on her travels a lap dog of that rare breed so often represented by 'Sir Peter Lely in his pictures of the ladies of the Court of Charles II. Extravagance ie a crime ; and ladies cannot afford to do without Dr. pierce's "Favorite Prescrip- tion' " which by preserving end restoring health, preserves and restores that beauty which depends on health. Pauper lutacy is largely on the increase n Loudon. The greatest difficulty is experienced in finding accommodation. Beautiful women - are made pallid and utaattractive by func- tional irregularities, which Dr. Pierce's " Favcrite Prescription" win infallibly cure. Thousands of testimonials. By druggists. He who is never dissatisfied with him - 'elf or others, and never -discontented with things around him, cannot be expected to make any etrenuous efforts at inaproveruent. He may live out a life of ease ante serenity, but it will be the ease of torpor and the serenity of indolenoe. The consumption of alcohol in 11 ehorne of " bitters," tinder the .liseudonym of medi- cinal tonics, is a crying evil and a fruitful source of iatetaperance. Much of the un- controllable inebrity we seeamong the cam- pitratively young is attributable to heredit- ary' impulses, derived from mother's who have been led to use these pernicious drinke for increasing strength during geetation and nursing, and have contracted a fatal habit and transmitted it to the offspring. A physiological form of energy, better than, stimulants to sustain :,he vital forest( when extra demands are made on the system, is the tissue Phosphates, as combined in Weir,nemes Beim OP PHOSPHATES AND CALISAYA. The Bishop of Saskatchewan is in • Lon- don, Ont., en route to England, where he will be most of the winter. 4 A. Smart Man is one .vvho does his work quickly and well This is what Dr. R. V. I'ieree's golden Medioal Discovery" does as a blood -purifier and strengthener. It aroeses the torpid liver, purifies the blood, and is the best remedy foe consumption which is scrofulous diseese of the lunge'''. , , Let no American face -powder manual.° eurer advertise thus in any play or concert bill : Dear, Mr. Pettriface : I' charm nightly by eirtue of your Oriental Bea:la- thier for,Anglo-Sa,xou Complexiobse Please tend nineteen boxes. Gratefully yo,era, Mrs. -Langtry." No; let no men believe that he can make it trusting public think he "can paint, the Lily.' For has she not ao- eounted for be complexion in flee wise? "As the only sieter of six,stout brothers, I shared their outdoor e sPortel in a most boyish fashion. • My life in Jersey had, been spent sin:test entirely in the open air, and, as Mr. Langtry was 'very fond of segliting,Ibecameeeneeempere yeeletess woman, aa was very fond of ,all eorts of qutdoor. eeeroisee • , A PLEA FOR A. PEST. An lEdnented horde of Blouse Plies Des The Return of Our Wises. • It was in a horse car. She had been away for several months aml the children had gone to the depot to meet her. They chatted away merrily while she patted their little heads -and smiled interestedly. "How's Mary ?'she inquired, when they both &topped for breath. "Ob, she's well. She's taking her naic lessons right along." ' " And Harry ?" "He's going to BC11001. Started last we'e`Ak.n"d papa ?" " Hee; well to. He's having a bully time. He said. be didn't care if you didn't come back for a year." The paesengere roared. Grabbing the children with both hands she ru'ihed• tor the door with an I'll-get- even-with,him-fonthis exOession on her face. Heaven help hini.-Balthnore Day. Herbert .Spencer is in New York, still illeerarts weak,Hi ConcomplainingditiOnsee of: t obeinabilityeri outs°. menace. , Now is the time when the averagehouse• - fly begins to realize that he has wasted the golden clays of glimmer in riotous living and dieeipation. He feels old age and rheumatism grow upon him, and ask Ins half-dozen feet stick to the window pane he murmurs, "Will they miss me when I'm gond 7" in topes that ought to melt a heart of stone. No more for him to daily with the sunbeams, that stream in through the bed -room whadow. No more for him to feast upon .the good things'. in elle kitchen, to 'revel tbe glucose bowl, to dodge the repacioes spider, and give a wide berth to the seduce — five • fly poison. Having • safely passed through dangers that might easily appal the stoutest heart, he now succumbs before the ravages of time. Cold weather and old -age have clairned hire for their own. What- ever his other faults may be, the house -fly , certainly does not lack in perseverancea- and,the. season' is now at hand when his -natural inflexibility of purpose is coupled with a desperation -a sort allied fury, as, it wereee_whieban.skesehineelegable terrible. to the human race. He pereitits in lighting. on your nose, and, although cuffed off a, dozen times, returns to ,the charge with 'a frenzied zeal worthy of a better cause.° He develops biting propensitiee not bes fore suspected, and thus takes the place* of the guileless and ukahappy DIONtlitO, Whose erstwhile tuneful vMee is now hushed indeath. And as the end draweth nigh,the dinner table gives painf ul evidence of the disintegration aerie on' 'at every hand. Not' a dish but has SOMe relic of the, kitchen- combat -a leg here, a Wing there, or maybe aewhole corpse in a more or less advauced stage of dernoralization, and thus it is that the fly, Beeson of 1882: ' ceneeth to an and. The fle is the only , useful dothestic animal Whose Lk:write are not appreciated. Unlike the cookroiteli • and •the' bedbug, -scienee says he has a:— mission, to fulel as a public scavenger, , and bald-headed, geegle-eyed professors , lay the score can be -cited to show that the fly is a beast of no little value to the. community in which he dwells:- In- view of these facts it 38 painful to see the warlikepreparatiops that are naerle for his ooming. 'each sprints, and to knew that - chemists and hardware men have burned their midnight oil all winter long devising means for his ' destruction. Listead of being left in his present uncivilized and . barbarous condition, the fly should be admitted to the eamesprivileges enjoyed by the cat and dog, and unless his inna.teintee . ligeuce has beeu over-estimated, it will not be long before a, well•educated and thor- oughly trained body of flies' will bus mimeo of pride- in every household. Who will lead in this great work of reform? What housewife desires to have her name handed clime to posterity as a benefactor of the race? Don't speak all at once, ladies. Biome ot Evangeline. Moving westward the country . improves, rapidly from an agricultural point of view, • and the..traveller 20011 finds hinaself in the district of Horton, the home of Evangeline, and one of the .richest and" loveliest spots which it has ever been our fortune to visit. It is said that Longfellow never visited the place which he selected for the. opening _ eoene of his great poem:. If thisbe so hie description of Grand Pie, etriking under. any circumstances, becomes 'simply won - derail. The "vast meadows stretohed to the eastwardp affording "pits. lure to flocks without number," "dykes that the hands • of learners had raised With labor incessant," the " orcbardsaand-cornfielde " lying- to the "south and west," with " Blomidon on . the north," -and the' mist from the mighty • Atlantic looking on the heppy valley," all are still oliaresteristie of thrice beautiful *Arend , Pre. A different race has long 'inhabited the place : the snorting steam, engine bounds over the meadow e where once " in ponderous ,wains the Acia,di8,u women drove their bousehold goods to the seashore;" but etill the place is tlie Ramo. Ever blooming,' ever fair, -time has written ne wrinkle dn' the brow of the banks of the Gasperaux.-Cor. P. 11.1. Examiner. 7-7 Meateet; (PROM BRAZ/1-) The New Compound, won- derful affinity to the -Digestive Appara.tus and the Liver, increas- ing the dissolving' juices,.reliev- ing almost instantly the dreadful results 0/Dyspepsia, Indigestion, and the TORPID _LIVER, ma lay; ZOPCSExen cver,y clay ne cessjty Le eve2y- house. It acts gentlY and speedily- i,22 B.iliousness, Costiveness, Head- ache, Sick Ireada,c12b, Distress al= f,ter Ecktipg, Teeleed on the Stomach. Heartburn, Painsin the Side and Back, Want of Appetite, Want. el Energy, I,ow Spirits, Poul ,Stom- ac12. It invigo.r,ates the 'dyer, car- ies off all surphzs bile, .regulates the I3owels, and gives' tone to the , whole system. - Cut this 'out and take it to yens! --Dzyggist-and-,rera"10'eent-SaMple,- or a large bot,Oe for 75' cents„ and telbirour neighbor about it.. •• •