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Particulars
MRS, C. RUMBLL
A, *
Consul t
mom maxs,nriF.
Advertisa in
The New Era
It enters more homes, and is more widely
read than any paper in the district.
PAINTING AND
TRIMMING.
We can paint your house or
paint and trim your buggy,
and make them look like new.
All work guaranteed, and our
prices are right.
111c1VIATH 4t OVERBURY
Leslie'sCarriage Shop Clinton •
1
Fine
Photos.
Our Photos are the most file-.
like and artistic that can be
made, and the prices are rea-
sonable for this class of work
J. ROBERTS,.
Photo Artist, - Clinton
Murphy Bros.
Successors:to Colt.lorigh Pros.
BUTCHERS
Having bought out this busineas Ave'
solicit a share of patronage, ramming the
public we will do our beat to supply `,:their
wants at ressor able price. '
MURPHY -BROS.
Brick Block, Clinton
Seeley &
BLACKSMITHS, •
AND'
MACHINE REPAIRERS
%ubscribers having formecr,a, partner*
hipare carryingon business in Seeley' s
-Id stand, Rattenbury Meie-P-whet.-
hey are prepared to ,give prompt per -
anal attention to anYthing in their lme,
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Seeley & West-
Blackstniths, Clinton
'JAS. A. 'FORD
-ThR IN -
?lour and Peed
JAS..A. FORD,
soled Merchant eLINTOld
gumummummummoimioor
11. Fitzsimons a Son.
We are still in the But.
dieting business, and are
in a position to fill all or.
dersfibr seasonable meats,
intrusted to ou: ea v.
.Our new business stand
M In the Combo Block;
Ito Pitssiutono &Son
owe u Clinton
IT WOULD MAICIl
• • ' YOU • HUNGRY
to see . our fine as'isortinent of Oakes al -
(1 ways on ban& Why bake at 'home
I when you have auch an assortment to
choose from, give es a trial and they
will -talk for themselves. Bakers .of
horaeina.de breed, the best to beliad.
While up town come in an& try our
Ice Cream' and Soda,it will refreshYoil
While doing your shopping, '
We keep a line Of, first claps ecififeb-
tionary.and fruits in season.
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Cash or trade for Butter and Egge.
W. W. NIMENS
Phone 112 Clinton '
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We Want to Land
yOurfirst Order, because we know that
the satisfaction you will .derive from
that will open yolir eyes to the faqt
that•you cannot do better anywhere
else that you' can with ' You will
find that we are not "all at sea" in out
business, but thorougl3ly "up.; - the
minute"and watchfirl of the interests
of our custoreere, knowing that, by so
doing, we are really. acting for our
own ultiMate benefit.
Q.'A. DOWNS,
Merchant Tailor, - Glinton,
COA.1.1
Before ple,cing your orclera for
your season's supply of (led, get
our prices. The very best goode
carried in stook and sold at the
levvest possible price.
Orders may be left at Davis
Stwillowland's Hardware store, or
W. 3. Stevenson;
Pit Electric Light Plant,
oewwwwwwwwwein.
vomminampommumnimmy
Something' New
Wow is the time to plaoe your,
order for a
NEW 'WIRE FENCE
before"the edvance n wire. All
(lolled Spring 'Wire used.
Alee egent for the Ceiebrated
tieintsman Piano :
Prank W. Evans
,Ageor Canadian Pence Co.,
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Me will pay for the NEW rata toNew
I Subscribers for the belante of the year
mitiotow• itiiimeig IOW WON leallielasillo
WOMEN WERE . SCARCE.
cominin. Voce Couelid NNW' n. NATHRE A lEfiy
California'. Early Dem
There were teve women in the OW-
fornia Catalpa in the QM days,
and the advefst of 44 emigrant wagon
with a weinan in it mused a furore,
la is Weed by the following ineldent
from the, reminiscencee of former Sen.
ater u. Stewart; "Women
were ISO SCarCe .Calitornia at that
time that thhi was suilleient to arouse
the whole camp. The 'boys,' 40 we
were mile& were scattered along the
coyote digginge for a'clistance of about
four miles, and when anything pummel
hoPPOned the word; 'Oh, 4oer would
be pitaSed along the. whole line, when
I saw the feminine raiment I raised
. the .usual Marra, 4'oeit and this
called the attention of the minors on
Buckeye hills, Where Was, ..to the
clothesline which had attracted my
uotiee. They gathered around on the
11111, nearlY slirretinding the Ore*
wagon aed, its contents. The rush of
the boys in the immediate vicinity to
see the Wonderful sight attracted those
farther away, and in lees than ten min*
utes two or three thousand young men
were anXieusly watching'. the wagon,
.clothesline and fascinating lingerie.
alarin the man that belonged to the
won* inside stuck his head out..of a
small tent beside, the wagon. I aie
mired, him that no harm Was intended,
Mit that we were very anxious to see
the lady who Was the owner a the
clothes. This aroused her curiosity
sufficiently to Induce her to pull the
saoaern,tain of. th,e tent. tisiel.e so that her
ace. could be discovered,. but not fully
"I then proposed that 'we make a do.
natiohlo the first lady that had hon.
°red. our camp with a Visit. tank
from my catap a buckskin bag, WO
or the purpose of .carrying gold, and
invited the. lava to vontribute.' They
came . fotward with great .eagernass,
and poured- out of their sacks gold
dust emanating to between $2,000 anci
.sspoo., I then proposed to appoint a
committee to watt -en the lady and
present it. The Motion' was unani.
measly Carried, and one a the. gentle-
men appointed .on the Corainittee
gested myself as chairman. I took the
sack a gold and. went within about
thirty feet; �f the. tent and made its.
good It speech as I could to induce the
lady .to eeme out, assuring her that
all the- Men about Her were gentlemen,
• that they had seeu no ladies for 50
mauy montlis• and that the.. presence.
' of oile reminded theta of their mothers
and 'sweethearts' at home. I told her
that, the bag of. gold was hers on cop-
dition•that she. would come Out and
. claim It. .11er. husband' ,urged • her to
be brave, but when ''she. finally yen-
. tured • out about. , halfway the cheers.
were So 'vociferons•tbat she was seared
'and . tan back..• • :
,• . "She rePeated this :performance sey. '
'eral times, and I kept. moving slow,ly
back far -enough to get' her aWay.'from.
the. little" tent. so the boys' could have
a good View of her; I suppose half an ,
hour °Nita occupied. With her renning •
back and forth, while. the boys loeked,,,
On io admiration, when I ,tinally 'gave
her the bag, With all the .good Avis*.
• of the cainp. She grabbed' it and rad
lnto the tent like a• rabbit, !The, next.
morning the :wagon, oxen, %man •and
. owner of the 'inspiring apparel.' were
gone, and we never, heard 4 •af, them in
after life." • '
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- Where he reads Went.
• As an instance of the happy go
lueky character Of the early • darky
the following extract trete the Albany
Y.) 'city records may. prove inter-
esting:- •'
"In 1820 the trustees or. Ow ,African
Baptist church applied to the .cordmon
'council for permission to circulate
public SubScription paper in aid of tee
funds of the .church. 'It. was moved to
lay the petition on •the table, pending
investigation, for the reason that: the
• principal part of the 'funds secured by
a ' previode subScription, for, the Afri-
can chuircb bedbeen used • by the
trustees in `treating themselVes to hot
. suppers.'"
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Preeidential Succession.
During the first session ,of. the For-,
ty-ninth congress (18854) the presi-
dential snceessiOn was fixed -as -follows:
In case of the death or removal of
both president and vice president the
Secretary of State ,shall act as presi-
dent until tile disability of the presi-
dent be removed or a presidept
elected. If there be no seoretary of
state?, the sepretary• of the treasury
shall act as president. " And the slic-
CeSsion Passes in like, manner to tbe
secretary of war, the attorney general, ,‘•
the secretary of the navy and the sec-
retary -of thointeriorrin-theordet-here-
givexi.
Cultivate Your Power.
• Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to
be Stronger men. Do not pray fortasks
equal to your powers. Pray forpew
-
ere equal to your, tasks. Then the do-
ing of your work shall be no miracle.
Ent you shall be a miracle. Every day,
you shall wonder,at yourself, at the
richness of life wich has tenae in you
by the grace of Go&-Phillins Brooks.
Faded.
Tess Yes, she said her husband
married her for her beauty. What do
yoi think of that? Jess -Well, I" think
her hueband must feel like a widower
now,
His idea. •
Tired Tatters -I wisht I had money
ehuff e patent ti idee uv mine. Weary
Wallter-Virot's dig 'dee/ Tired Tatere
-A nooraatie tire fer perlice
The millemiltim 'twill be to. time, when
people carry esit their good intentiena,
-.Puck.
IpALLIN6 SICKNESS
Vita Xpilepsy, St. Vitus' Dance,
iler6us Treublet, Nte,,PeeitiralY
eared by LIESIG'S racune. tree Wel
bottle wet freie oti applitatioa. 'Write
the MIMI°, CO,, Phoebe St., Tema°.
SOLDIERS IN BATTLE
SKILFUL PHYSICIAN i Death All About Them,
and
Hew Men Aot With
Puts tip Her Medicines In MootTempt,
hip Form.
Have yeti ever tasted anything. more
:011010u8 than %the ,fresh, ripe, luscious
ruits? These are Nature's medicines.
A regular diet Without fruit is
ively dangerous/ for the system soap
•NtS clogged with waste matter and
she bleed poisoned. irruit Juices stir
UP P9Wels, gidneys and Skin, malting
them. Work vigorousiy to throw off
the dead tissue said indigestible Ned
which, if retained, soon, poison the
oloOd gag cause Indigestion, Head-
aches, Rheurnatiam, Neuralgia and a
host of other distressing troubles.
But there, is a quicker way to aim.
tilate the organs to do their work,
ProPerly. Take one or two " Fruit -e-
aves tablets every night, besides eat-
ing some fresh fruit every day, "Print-
a-tives" combine the medicinal prop-
erties -many times intensified- of
oranges, apples, prunes and fags, with
the 'best tonics and internal disinfect-
ants added.
Their action on Bowels, Liver,
lOd-
neys and Skin is as natural .as Na-
ture's own, but quieker and more.ef-
feetive. Sold by all dealers -26c, for
trial box -50e. for regular size - 6
boxes for $3.50, Fruit-a-tIves Limited,
Ottawa.
ameeeee
..94h Observant Host. ,
"You don't seem to have as Much
call' for hammocks as you used to,"\
mid the regular boarder. '
"No," answered Farmer Corntrissel,
guesS times has been too hard for
silk stockings this summer." -Wash.
ington Star
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rarest of Stone le Australia. -'
In Albany, in Australia, Is to be seen
a stone forest -in other words; petrified
trees. The trees are of a:gray stone.
It is suggested as an explanation of
the strange phenom'enen that in the
depths of past ages the forest was in
full vegetation and then through son)e
upheaval of the earth it was buried in
sand,. Little y little water acting on
the sand penetrated the branches and
solidified.
'The wood gradually disappeared
. ,
der the layer of stone and in time. topic
its form. Then in suceeeding years
the winds again carried away the sand
and the fOrest appeared anew, but of
stone,-Ilsondon Globe:•
A Legal J Thrust.
"The learned counsel for the
fense," said ..the plaintiff'S attorne
"appears to be afraid of losing We
case.. Othei wise why isn't he ready to
go on?"
.
got a good
"Iv:excuse," 'replied
counsel for the defense. . •
"Nonsense! Ignorance of•the
cuSea.no '
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National Attitude, ••••
"That's Goddess 'of Liberty's':
sX-
.plaiuod the New 'Yorker. "Fine atti-
tude; eli?" •
"Yes,and typically American." re-
sponde,d• the western visitor.: 2"Llang-.
ing to 4;1 strap '
•
The Tangible Pa'rt:.
1The 'diet (diacovered tres.
Atssingi-- Yeti INtter not! hit Me. n'ye
know fewka say „I 'm not a' here!. 'The
I, arm et, 000in, awn'. oot bbiv;
rm ti:gein' to gle a;gooti
to wispo'.ye!---l.ond()pinion:
• • • • .
A elo.se frieml 1'44 ono ins
flown' wilt‘n yen wrutt loac•-• •
St: .lesopli NewS-I't•pas. '
as 110.81( and Mun Dna
WOULD VERY OFTEN
• FAINT AWAY.'
ILL J. H.Armstrong,. Post laralw,
Ont.„ tele of Jr. experience with •
• ' KILBURN'S
• HEART AND ROWE •
PILLS.
• She writes: "It is with goatitude I
tell how year. Heart and Nerve :Pais
benefitedme.
"I sot nvery Weak and nut down, lead
•headielses nearlt every day and very!
• often would islet away,•_•in faek. my
doctor said that sometime I would never
come out of the faint. It was thiouglji
-one-af-your-tnivellieg-agentthat-Lwas
'induoed to try Milburn'.'
Heart and
Nerve and after taking thaw bare*
I am glad to relate it heti been a number
of $earn since 1 had a fainting'epell sad
• warmly over have a • heidaehe. Too
touch •oennot be said in Irrasee Of Mil -
burn's Heart and Nerve Pdla, for in me
they IMO effected a perfect ours."
War 50 seeds per boat sr 11 boxes foe
oll_dettlers, or The T. ilialbata
034 Limit* Toroete,. Ont.
New Telephone
Directory. ,
The Bell felephone Company
-
.of Canada is about to publish
a new iSsue or the ,
"Poor " said the lady.
Official Telephone "14°)v didMani"13 g° run" kind •
'rectory
THE STORY .OF A PRIVATE.'
With the Beginning of the* Fight
Fear, but That aeon Posses
Awoy In the Nagerneee For Killing!.
V1014141. 'Effect; of Wounds: -
A narrative of tho battle of Seifert..
no as told by a veteran ourviver to
'Robert Shackleton appears In
per's. It is, Word for word, a chapter
ef 111#97 40 aeon by a man In the
ranks. Ineldents which impressed him
are curioue:
"We halted, and 4 Tyrolese lying trit
the ground -414 out: "I •nra dying.
Give me to drink.' Whereat my com.
petition Stooped to offer Wu a flask,
audits he stooped the Tyrolese struck
' savagely at him with his bayonet, but
my companion jumped back, and it
missed him, and he said, You Tyr&
lese, you said you wanted drink he.
fore you died, and+ now -You .ehall die
without the drink.' Ala he.stuels his
• bayonet throogh him •ILS boy would
stick a pin through fly. ' •
"The fighting soon began again, Und.
it was very tierce. It wtts soon that
we Came to know that we were to cap,
ture a little village tied the hills about
the village; The village Was named
San Maritino,. and there were walled
barns and gardens, and. the Austriansi
were very strong there, . •
"Tlie bursting of the shells.waa very,
; bad, Sornetintes all of ws close by
wohld be :threcen down and be cov-
ered with mud and earth, but most of
us.Would jutim up again, not wounded,
but always there were some who
would not jump up again, because: they
Were ,Wounded er dead:
"At the beginning of a battle a sol-
dier feels afraid. At the beginning of •
this battle I felt afraba„ and I kilo*
that Other Jiien. felt afraid, though it
was not our firat battle, and We knew
what It was to be under gra
"So it wag • that -at, the. beginning
we ,cornmended ourselves; we telt like,
death, but soon 'that •pasSed:away,. and
we 'thought no More of death, but only
Of' the'killing of the Anstrians. .
"Al1. around me Men were killed• ..
There were beetle and arins.bloWn off,.
and men flew:. into • 'pieces like. the
snagehing of a -jug. But we did not
cOt. thought nothing of it,' I
do net know that ...we 'even •knew•L'we'
saw such things, but some of them.
come to :me as I sit with Yoix and talk
of that)ong- day. We did not notice;•
and We•did not.tliink.tbat at any pier,
moat. -*e too might.' have, .our heads
blown oft • or -sinashed into' little
pieces like the breaking of a jai '
• "Once, when we •rushed Over the big
grins and 'killed the Men Who still
fought With •as, . We. turned .the guna
to ad on. the Austrians' as they ftelv
away, but MO had drieen.bita of steel
into the touchholes, and so'. tve could
net Ore dein:: They were of a 'cour-
age, these Austtiane.• • "
"Only /Mee in. all that 'battle did I
think Mixeh of What saw or heard,
and-that---Was---when-there-was-tho--
terrible nereaming of a. captain • Who
had his foot. shot off: Ile twisted and
turned as he cried' onti mid it was a
,vory bad sound- • But it is just an it
ehancess ,.). saw many .men who were
'bard worse than that 'captain and
many who. were 'biewn into little bit*
but I 'did not trouble about them. It
is just 4f.lt
•••• `It is- -very 'Often.•••that. 'Man. does.
not know that he is bed. I remendher
.that once there. was a man near • me
with a great bele in' his forehead, but.
he ran right on with Us :with his laY,
&let, and 1: thought, He will fall dead.'
Butafter-that.i Saw him no mOte, for
there was always. the.:tighting. :
"The Storm' arid the blackness, they
Made of as a great. mixing. Yea; it
was a very greet tangling, for all lines
Were lest, and I know' that sometimes
Austrians struck at A.estrians • and
sometimes Italians struck at Italians,
'for. 'we Were in a' Very. great. mixing
andvery 'fierep-in the blackness of that
storni. -•-'' • •
"We Were Mid tOlie doWn.and 'sleep.
SO we lay down where we were, among
the dead and the WOutided,,ameng the
Italiaus end. the Austrians, ' . •
."Anewe slept. Yes; we Were .tired
tor we had feught • herd* for all that
long,' long day, and on that. hill that at
la:st. we had gained. We slept, and We
gave no heed' te the dead men or the
Wounded. . • • '
7-“Tlirwoundecrtnernidde •ver?-given'r
Cries; and there Were men sent to, go
among • them with lights. Some were'
surgeons, and seine were men to carry
them to the 'field hospitals. • But the
most of us lay there and 'slept; and
we Were ;very tired, and we 'knew' that.
with the moreing there might be an.
other fight."
The Hungry Authen. '
The following is au °street froni.the
notebook of an author:.
"110Se at 5 and had a Sonnet and 'a
glass of cold Waterjor breakfast.
"Retired early in the evening, with -
(nit supper, a 1 feared the neighbors
weilld be annoyed by the rattling of
the knives' rind forks."
Palled to See.
for the District of Western
Ontario, including .
CLINTON..
Ordere for new connections, changes
of firm names, changes of street ad-
dresses, or for duplicate entries,should
be handed 5 AT ONCIfl to
Mrs. C
Local Manager.
."Well/ answered Tired Tread-
• well, "de foist time dat I noticed it
was when, 1 was Out tooktn' fer work:"
•-Chleage Itecord-Heraid
Put a, little More in than you take
Wit, and your purse will soon ell.
Work is 'tinier way on the netr'salt-
itary pigsty at, the Danville State
Hospital for the 11 sane, for whieh
the gLegishiture, appropriated $0,060/
tied palatial qaarters are promised for
the pigs to be housed there. The sty
will be Warined by gonna haat, - lighted
by eleetricity, and the hOp4 Vi ill not
artake of common swol, but will
feast on "cooked feed,'
Sept. 3rd, *908
ITE7WAIMO_10-
• Ineldent That Tinned the would.
tive Man For a Tine.
There Is not so much fun to he got
out Of the inglileitive man. Ile go*
erallY a Mere nuisance, brit oceseksk
allY he fornlehes tool tor merrimeato
A, certain down eget etoreireeper wa4
00 OffenSively inquisitive that it wee
determined to teaeh him a lesson,
Among his tattlers was a 40,00 to
amine the eontents of even' Paekand.
which his friends deposited in We story'
for safe keeping. lie Must twe the
Ode if be bad to Weals the paeksen
open, One day a man left a stout
leather bag, asking that no one Motet*
it. • Pe proprietor walked ground rest
lesely to awhileand then stopped
near the bag, Appiireatly no one wag
lu reality all the Adore low.;
ent were in the seeret and woe ax-
Iouffly
aWalting: his next more. Ed
nervonsly fingered the cord that tied, •
the top of the bag for a minute and
then quickly tinned it. tie bad no'
time to look in before the contents
eame forth. They consisted of a score .
of large and spirited hornets, abd the
Way they lit on all the exposed per.
tions* of that inquisitive Mao was a
caution: He shot out of thewtore at a,
pace that would have done credit to a
• Sprinter. They Say .that for a year
afterward he hardly looked into hie
oval suger barrel without asking . per-
mission.
STILL LOYAL.
Human Encyclopedia Not Influenced by'
Display of Bunting,
One Fourth of July night in London
the Empire music hall advertised spe-
cial attractiona Co American Jisitors.
All over the auditorium the, union. Jack
, and the Stars and Stripes Welded one
another, and at the interludes were
heard "Yankee Doodle" and "Hail,
COlumbia," while a quartet gang
"Down Upon the Swanee River."
Then came the turn of the ‘huthan
encyclopedia:, who advanced to .the
front of the stage and annotniced him-
self ready to answer, sight .unseeri, alL
questions the audience might pro-
pound. . '
A volley of querieS was fired at him,
and the encyclopedia breathlessly told
the distance .of •the earth from Mars,
the number of bones In the human •
skeleton, of square miles In the British
empire and other equally important
facts. ' ,° , • •
There Was a brief pause, In which an
American stood up. "NiTliat, great
event took place July 4, I776?" he Prge
pounded In a loud, glad 'voice,
.The human encyClopediii •'glared nt
him. "Th' hineident you 'sneak of, sir;
was a hinfainetis• houtrage."'
, 'How Birds Meet Emergencies.
• Dr. PrariCIS. H. Renick' says. a 'sitar -
row Will pluck a horsehair from the
mouth of .a nestling, while ,.another..
bird, Illie•.an oriole, will stead by, and
.see its Mite ,hang....until dead 'without
attempting to release it. •
• A...robib will' tug at a string ,which'
.has caught on a limb, but is never seen'.
fallY to .meet the situation by releasing
the String; It will make several tiirns
of a. cord about a linib and leave the
other 'encl free without any relatien :to
the nest, pc>that ite effert is .useletia.
-Trties no iliTets. , • r • .
The gen', according to 'abundant and .,
competent testinaciny, will carrY shell
fish to a considerable height, drop them
on the •rocks or hard. greand and repeat'
the eilieriment uutil .gets the• soft
meit. ' •
Origin of:.pcimmes. Souffiee.:
Speaking.' Of the tirst railway in
.Franee;., a ....French journal Point.s .out
'that it was in'connectieti with this
• event' that the virtues of pennies souf.
fieeS Ware discovered: A 'French chef
Was 'traveling On -the new. line f.rem,'
Perla to St. Gerrciain.and was prepar-
ing in the train the banquet which
'wits to celebrate the opening. Just be-
fore arrivtng at. 51. Gerinain he three,/
'seine Potatoes in the boiling. butter.
The train, however, Wes delayed, and
-the Potatoes had to be taken Out again:
„When Cie' train' reitarted the potatoel
were Once again put In .the boiling but.
ter . and tn every, one'ii •.delight Were
found,on. beingtken out, ,to be de.
licioullgfircifidlifffiffecl,- -The beitn-.
ties of the pomme' Sounlee had been
revealed.
. • ,
, The Swiss - Referendum.
• In same ef the canting of , Switzer-
laM
a' method resembling. the.' referen.
dam ifas- been in practice since the six-
teenth cent,i.wy. , The 'present form was
•
adoptedin the Canton of St. Gallin in •
oppoSition, the referentlein • Was incor-
'Perked in the Swiss federal Constitu-
tion, and in 1874 its application was
'extended.' In all the cantons, ,except
.Frieburgi the referenduin IS newes;
titblished. •
, The Aildwanoe.
"Bur," protested the wayward Son,.
"you :should make allecieitnee for the
follies of Youth." .
"Ruhr growled the old mai; "If it
wasn't for the allowattee you get there
would be less folly." •
Your Mother?
• tO the woniart who has a smi14
for Ryery joy. a tear for every,sorravi,
a consolation for every grief, an eir,
euse far every fault, a penyer for ea-,
ery misfortune, an `6)1couragement 1' or
every hope. '
Sympathy.
.A.raltio--tiaw 1the, the wMci blevt a
spark from MO pipe against Me neck
Suet now.
Beggle.-1 noticed there ,seemed to
be A. smell of burning rubber fn ate
Poor iimplee.
"Look at the uMpirel" exelaimed the
tall` Irian In the bleachers, "It ,15 so
warra he is the color of claret." ' •
• eaftroti" laughed his tot:01)10ton.
"Then let'a bottle him."
Aild a moment later the bettlefi bta-
gen to fly from all direetione.-Dotrolt
Tribune.
51.10E POLISH
- The Perfect ,DrOSIllt tia..
P.m •
Preserve" tlas tiniest leatiee
• gitee brinient noath that" vie 4011.
rubore or *4 thodalAtieot proleate...
dooklor (*Wel or ble •weretatioa
willevaartatos easeiew Poe.. ,
At oil. Poolhogro
Icso, **ell *SW* 0$1600 •
BEFORE AND AFTER. TilEATMEN.r.-
Canadian° 'retterine
is an absolute, certain cure for nc:zetus, Acne
Roses, Tetter, Pimples, ]3lacIthe3ds, Ringworm,
. Barbers, Itch; Scald Read, xtching Piles, Ulcer;
Ogres, and ail cutaneous and facial blemishes..
Has been thoroughly and successfully tested
in hundreds of so caned incurable eases.
It is entirkly unlike auy other properatiou,
mixture or ointment that haa been sold or pre-
ScAribefedv; applications will convince that is bas
wonderful medical virtue and Intrinsic merit.
• It is made In Canada. 4 good honest Canal,
dianiPreePeboxatii
°'
k
rrcea. fly Cents, or five boxes Two
'DogAltilloaldie
rlsand recommelided by all leading Drug -
to ctn.,. address on receipt of price. '
gists in Canada. . •
matiParapobaleettuftroceatondeasyoladddbrycsats.e oat rroprz. e„.
tors.
'The Totterme Chemical Co, .
Windsor. Ontario. , • •
Sold in Clinton by W. S. R
Holmes, J. E. Hovey, W.
McConnell, druggists. .
SAYS THIS. IS BEIST*•
RIPM/V•••••/•••1,./.
isenealinawswer.;
'aA 1.
11611111.111,ewlia tko best
1.1111 "itErrotoma and petrify the
Wood prieteln.e resent issue tha
following:
• • Fluid Mateo& Daidelion on. 0111100;
. 'Compound Sals,tene, One Ounce
Onaponsd.Syrip Sarsaperilla, tier
.
• Shake well inciaise ,in teas'peonful
doses after each meal•and at bedtime:'
.A.weLl-insawn physician states that
these are harmless vegetable ingrc.
dienta, whicli min be °Matted from
geed prescription pharmacy.
This mixture will clean the bleed
of all impririties. In josit a few days
;the skin -begins to clear of sore", boils
andr ,pimples. Itput" vigor and
energy into run-down debilitated
men and women. For many years
arsapaHlla alone hat.% belerommidered
a good. blood medicine, But while .
It built up and snide 1111W blood, the
impurities remained :Within and the
good accempliohed Was only temper-
. try. Sarsaparilla; believer, liken
. used in ocualsination with Convened
Salatone arid Extract Dandelion,
works Wonders. This combination
puts the 'driller; to writ to:inter
anil sift out the waste ,matter, brio
acid; and ether impurities that cause
dieCatie. If .makes .new- blood and;
relievesIrlieumatiem and: lane , bach,
l'and bladder, troublek ' '
4***44.•4414.40444!•••••••404.
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ST. THOMAS ,- • '• - ONTARIO
28th year 1 "A leading Canadian
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year's tuition with board,
room and laundry. -
For Calalque, dd(lress
" Tke Reg:drat:" 2 and upwards
168..
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