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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton New Era, 1908-04-16, Page 311 • 1 1 Ar'rilletk Every -railway. " itatio.0 le fairly ' 'warming with egge, for hatching pur- poses. Ontariowill have go9d hens. UMMeaeltould bewashed and footed atleast every eirt months, Oookerele Should be mated with hene. Pullets should be mated up ,with a cock. Weedutglout your OtOck should not be Confined to any particular dine. es Weakly or -deft/Med birds will never repay their keep. OhiSkens.do not require feeding for the first 21 bouts after hitching. Eggs should be stored in a dry, cool place, out of the sun's rays. If placed m racks .the -large end should be clown- Warde. If. hens are treated kindly CS a rule, they can homed. to Bet anywhere the owner requires them. Eggs for Hatching. . 'Allege Island Rode. Single Comb, E1.50 per setting, • - R089 Cop*, $L50 and $2.00. Ilyr: %metier laying sert; owning Ma no are pr • color, and winningiiirds. •e even Itgilffinttiiii` ` etiatoc'-' Eggs going like hot salmi. 'send or circulars 4 ., ROSS Oumh HYourn Leghorns Or ' setting of 18 eggs FRED EASOM eggs from:recognized egg inaChines of this • .., . , excellent variety of utility fowl, at 750 per ....... ._ Clinton. oppoeitl,Commercial Hotel.. The hen that lays, is the hen that pays. Partridge and eoltimblan • Wyandottes. Fr‘m a pen of partridge Wyandottes including the cap winning pullet, the special winning hen and the firet: prize cockerel at the Clinton show. Also Col- umbian Wyandottes winners of let prize, at 82. per 13, or three settings tor $5. H. E. RORKE. Spring. Fishing 'Number of Rod And (inn. With the advent of April the major- ity of sportsmen turn their thoughts to fishing. and "Rod an Gun & Motor Sports in Cs.nada," published by W. J. Taylor, Woodstock, Ont., has publish. ed -a, Spring Fishing number for the month. There are stories (Id fishing in Ontario, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Alberta and British Columbia, while an article descriptive of Kaliki-the new rod wood -is of deep interest to fishermen: A tine survey of the whole question of International Control of International Waters by 31r..0 H Wil- son is worth =ref's' perusal, embody- ing as it does a long and careful study of the whole question from both sides. How OneSettlerHelps the Deer should prove as widespread in its interest' as the former paper by the same settler on How One Settler Treats the Deer. Directions for making Tea . • Warm the teapot, (crockery is best): Put in a teaspoonful of "Salado." Tea for every two cups. Pour on freshly' hoiled water and allow it to steep 'toot boil) from -five to eight minutes. Pour t' • liquor off the leaves into another .pot and serve. When made in this ay, if kept warm, "Saladar Tea will stain its delicious flavor for hours. On account of its delicious strength, a !pound of "Salado'. Will go as far as a pound and a quarter of other teas. -16 1 . 0 i THE SMITH -JONES • AFFAIR,. 1 Two Versions of .Jut:. Exactly How the Incident Occurred. • . ..Anconzana To murk: '40h, sayl I met Jones. 'T'sou know Sores, of course. Well, I heard that he had called me a liar the other day Itr .cauversation with another man, and- s° I was just laying for him. I 'have an Idea he suspected something was up, as he began to act sheepish right away. But of course I didn't let on at first. I just looked him calmly and coolly in the eye. Then I said, 'Jones, 014 man, t beard something about you' ; the other day that I cbaldn't belleie.' I said this, in a calm, 'even voice,. but Jones must have known something isra up, as I could see him .13egin to irems ble. 'I hope -it was something good,' said Jones, with a quaver in his -voice , As ter me, I was just beginning enJoy . myself. 'Oh, well,' I ' repli with a pleasant offhand emile, depends entirely on the point OfTie' 4v Now, I may not be good or I maY; be good.' I smiled genially this:. •is! e, while Jones turned pale; I could tdis. Unctly see him grewing pale. but air.. ve. anything of an intimate and perSonal illatilte'- By this time Jones .'Ttio, hak-_. Ing dr efer. I just lingered on •ose words while I faced him down. • -was.-toosrichi `WbYrannes7-01 • Just say It to my face, will you/ and with this, in thy easiest and most care. lees manner, I left him. You . ee, it: Wasn't -necessary to do anyth Jones. It was the withering sa 41: what I said that fetched him. MI you it was great tun -simply , And he won't forget it either. know better next time." . of course, is a matter of opinion, I wish, Jones' -here I looked hitn ly and squarely in the eye -41f yon - Whittler's SiMple Life. If Whittler had cared for nro Ileciety, he could have Sad hi way In Boston, but he preferrs *Wrote life to be found out of What he might have regarded state of wealth did not overtals until his sixtieth year, srh.en eeived $10,000 for the first edit! 41111oWbotind," and it was ten later before be yielded te the wi Bostenians to do him honor. Her •a man born and reared in hard el **noes, ,who trade efippera at a ef 8 cents a pair while be enjoye brief tent at Haverhill academss had little liking Or sestet or pursultri, who speSt ttiore oftar,„ away from the ad ealled litfnm,: a ter% and Yet *he' tavett °terabit !Same MI has doree `te; not t -•rs. The „Idozett &het" New 41144th•Cnot hard tret of hie rare stiMessalld avatigai Onci* ne *ns the tieet.iverf ilirfitill •ill'8°It liberal e're" ' cersee 'that 1 ' fainOMS :Pgitehttisn:::hTlaiStehSi!ittlia......114..n...".litistil, • Whittier t! , g, to • casm chn greati ey or own d the town. as a hint 6 In- a of. •ears 4 of watt cum.; roat irne *be mie ' a 4.. 1 1,11441,441. -7,F771,77777i. TUS• Of.DAT(.)N slot BEA. •••••••«01•440.44.74,0•••••••••00.00.14:0005 7 H The Farmstea(1 .: POULTRY A'thocie Island 4, .Redes. RAISING. f phs M. O. ifstainittn, Clinton,/ • •••• NO. O.* ,,r .4,41k4i 0.0* NI" ON.441110001414.04444..0• •••• !I, tie emt ng to ritien thia artir lased Ard tall; o4 osieggoo %rub: .. Ithat it will fie SeVerely OlCriticised bp to hark hp the . breed they are plow], Other medalists, on personal' prima- of; Pies, but I shall endeavor to make it . There are the two varieties, rose unassailable from general principles, and single comb ;. the two are alike in • OrtiousATrots .,, every partiettlar, comb excepted, and the mimic° of the two is merely a Mht.0 ter of 'comb, • WHAT OTHERS 'SAX Charlton Bros.. of. London, who for years have blade a bUsinesa of produes Ing broilers, and at different, timee, have been interested in Rooks and Wyandots in 'oonneotiout herewith in a private 1.80089 00 the writer, emphat- Wally declare that in the same length of 01018. the Reda will make more pounds.in the ' fattening orates than any other breed under their care: As 'layers, their report is equally as fiat- " rMlurg'F 0 afford, of St Anne de Belle- vue also 'writes that experiments along this line are proving that the Reds more readily. reepond to the various. changes ol; Wilms, and appear 0 add flesh under Circumstances. that are de. trimentat, to other breeds. 4 • i'bighgeripination. • WAStStAttiWie•Mr4A0A0 Imre that your wed grain has a t I Now that pork is rOvinig in on h Red I be (wan s at yt r u ua of ea g a ;or fardr?aers are casting 1 Mae./ people are taking all Interest Thu0 Waren who does not take the tinheaagtrtitlettnitture bethiurgOnggibvetbnitso pfaaprmertubyg and live stock through those columns, 0 ee y arm pagee seep the ads 2"--s Down on a southern plantation' dairy boys were accustomed to do milking squatting down in tspri ye fashion until the owner intr. Uoed milking stools with other .inttorove- ments. The boy who first sallied forth with the stool -returned. brnhied and battered and with an empty pail, "I done my hest, sab," h exclaimed. A. *heat farming demonstration y "Dat stool looked alright, to me,, but de blamed cow she wotet(s ay on it," State College of W shingtOn over the ii train, the Ili st of its kind west of the stocky Mountains, run by the lines of the Grego River and Naviga,- tion Co., on Mare 5 and 0. . . • . United Stat4packers are confident of a' normal six:inner run of bogs, says . an exchange After oat seeding and corn plant;ig they look for a renewal ItiPi:dtagWifraltig* / Prices toseause the stuff is worth, in- trinsically mere money than it -has beentaelling at all winter. ' . , ' Tge Berkshire Breeders or the West- erli States are planning to make an ex- bibit of their favorites breed at all the leading fairs this Tall on the Pacific Coast, says The Breedsrs' Gazette. • The Work of preparing animals for the show has already been begun, and a Berkshire association organized tO carry out the work. John Macomber, of Westport. Xis living near what is now called Centre Village, and William Tripp, Little ..sCens„„Pton• E I. both ran teams to New rseutSrd, in 1851, marketmen, They took the matter in hand to see if they could not by crossing different strain, of.fowl et better layers and the result of their hale Was, the so-calledsfthode Island Reds of to -day. In doing so they crossed Phitagong cock with pul- let, raised from what was called•Cochs in Ohina, The resultioved so satis- factory, they kept picking out the best -looking pullets and cockerels that they both raised and exchanged cocks until they came 'up to the present standard:ghe blending of the blood of these two grand old-time breedswould alone produce great laying qualities, but the subsequent improvements have worked wonders along this line. • • 747 ete.:44.;:r f- • • 41 a:a& . rw-4. , • • • . liOsB•Coms nuns. For several y.ertire the striate has-been uphill, but in comparison with other. breeds of to -day, 'their progress is un - parallelled • The shape and color of ' the B.hocie Island Reds makes it the ' most desir- able faros bird in existence. The long back of the females is an observant, evidence of the great laying qualitiag of the breed, while the color (if the color is even) is more to be Mit:liked than in any other breed,-,. As broilers, it might be said of them that, they have no equal. . s • The Rhode island Rede have crowd- ed to the front in shite of ,apposition and competition.. From bsingsscalled "scrubs" and "dunghills" they are feat becoming the leading fowl of the country. They have oVerleaped the name* bounds of RI:UWE-ISLAND and swept .across ths' continent. - few years ago the Reds were unknown to this country, CANADA. To -day there are no fowl 86 popular. - Never hwa breed been originated Under such circumstances, as the Reds are the result of years of breeding out bad ' faiths:soh:ft might be called an, "out -bred" brsed. Never has anther o roe own auxiQ118 eY" and gets his goods from them. ' MI -O -NA MEANS • . . TO•MACI-1 COMPORT • It s•pf Special Yalu to Many -ifer Here in ClintOn =0,W: colts itSns. '1Eci T D raif, of Ailatai•ditii;1177,: says of them: -The Redsare the most actives:foragers when at liberty. and eteli, confinement equal to the lighter begeds. _The angular, :oblong body, With wide legs. make them symetrietil.. .They thrive in temperature that usual- lyproduces the reverse: • . . Mrs. E. T. Feint, of Cortland, N; Y., says: -They combine all theeesentiale.S. for either•thesfarmer, the fancier, or poultry -keepers namely, beauty, hard - mess, early maturity, unsurpassed table and market qualities and unex- celled egg production, The better they, are known the better they are liked, Have diectordedoLeghorns, as layers,re- Mining the Reds; which give us. hotter . - resulto • , ..TOAST -PASS .IT -ON. We have a good thing, • , Let the peopleknotv it; Do not keep it yourself; ' Adyertise and show it. • M. d. KAUFMAN, Clinton, • Member Can. and Am. RI R Clubs. NOTE. -Wo publish tbe,above- article 130oing that it may influence other breeders • to write up" theiewares.—Eb.. inornotrite TO Jam*: SI'Do Y% know Smith? Well, I was • very ,mheh amused at hint the other day. 1, had called him a liar, trod some • One Inuit have told him about it. -.Of course I only said I • heatof an afgliMent with another inan. • I ditin't fenny' Mean' it, but semi one must have told hint I assume he ,was He ;lame upsto.me. and, started to ea,y sembthing, but he was so nervous .sestieeted at onee that he had., heard whet I said: Finally he smiled quite ,fnreepish smile and Raid,N1 heard • sofraething about you the other day at I couidn't 'believe.' He -kind of ped the words and Was so ember- ssed that actually felt sorry for . I felt as if Vd like to help -him out. 'Well,' said in my most e,ntour- aging *ay, hope it was something geed/ As I said this I looked him fair- ly and squarely in the eye. You. Might -to have seen him weaken. He. Shifted inured, witipa faint smile: 'I siipphse it depends upon the point 'ot view, I rope I'm pod.' Theo he 'went on tim- idly: 'We've always been geed friends, I Jones,' said he. 'and I hope our 'inti- mate and personal relations will con - time,' said be. He ,was going to call me down, but he just didn't have the nerve. 'Sure,' said, and with that he walka a*ay perfectly s,atiailed. Now, what do you think of that? I was juSt tinning he would come right out and •say, Jones, you called me a liar.* I3ut -he-wasn't-op-to-lr-Of-eir have apologized, for, as I said, t meant him no harm. But that's the way some , folks are built. They Orim their nerve . at the Critical moment." -Thomas •L. Masson in 1.Taroer's Weeklv. DOES: YOUR.:IlEAD ' P'eel As Though It Wa6,BeIng • Hammered? AI Thotigh It Would draek Open? AS Though a Minion Sparks were flying Out of Your Eyes? Horrible Sielmeas of Volut Stomach? 'Then You Have Sick Headache! $too Rv‘r' ard $160' • - The readers of this paper will be *aged to learn that there is at. least ! one dreaded disease that science .has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is catarrh. . Catarrh Cure is the only positive puce now known to the medical fraternity.- Catarrh be- ing a constitutional disease, requires a . constitutional treatment. Hall's Cat- arrh Cure is taken internally, acting - directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of:the system, thereby,' dcstroy- ing the e disease, and giving the patient strength by build- ing up the constitution and assisting' nature in doing its work The propri- etors have so much faith its curative powara that they offer One Hundred Dolidts for any case that it • fails •to : cures Send for list of testimonials. • Address F J Cheney & Co, Toledo, 0, Sold by Druggiste, 75c. I - Take Family Pills for constip- ation, • • A notable discoveryv and .• one that appeals especially to 'many people in Clinton is -the combination of stomach help in the Mi•o-natreatisteot. • This preparation works Wonder's in case. of indigestion Or weak Stomach. It acts directly upon the walls of the .stomach and bowels, streogthening and stimulating thens to that thev readily take care of the food. that is eaten without distress or suffering: So:positive are the good effects fob lbwing the use of 111-o-na that, the remedy is sold by W.8 R Holmes un- der an absolute guarantee • torefundUM money if it fails to cure. A.00 cent - ;box of Mi-o•na will -do the good the stomach needs, which is Simply to make it clto its own work. . • Cow Testing Associations; • To the Editor -Wax New Era Dear Sirs-, There is renewed inter- -est in the operations of the cow • test- ing associations this year, and an eVi., *dentS-deteriinnation on . the part of hundreds of tanners to make sure • of. what each •cow is doing in the Way of milk .production. This is the initial step Inbuilding up a good, herd, , for unless each cow attains a reasonable' standard of pinduetion she should not be retained in herd: .There is no other method of knowing this except by.weighing and testing systematically The:ClowTesting. Associations are in- tended to. 'facilitate. such work, :In over 50 districts arrangements have already been made with the local mak- er at the: cheese factory or 'creamery to do the . testing once. a; • month, so that there is no nest to the patrons be- yond a trifling sum for sample bottles and scales. ' • - It is not too late during this month to get started. Two or three good men in any Ideality could get together arrange with the Maker to do the testing and order the necessary scales and bottles. Write to the Dairy and Cold Storage Commissioner, Ottawa, fer milk record sheets which are sup. pliedfree. s • CHAS 'F WHITLEY.. In charge of Dairy Records. _ ;soft hearted hail Ab, dearie me!" sighecf the woman when Mrs. Pipkins, the sympathetic parishioner,. called open her. "yes, there was Nvoise men than °My poor Bill, but there; ,'g.t3 took now -gone. 'E 'ad hie good points, 'ad Bill!' "I am Indeed glad to hear it:" Said Mrs. Pipkins. A'Poor Bill," went on the bereaved woman, " 'e -well, 'e weren't exactly • 'andsoine, but 'e were soft 'ear -ted enough to 81330ke like a ehimbly 'e Ieft the I .11 • -...dzideec14.broke In •the -visitor. ----"But 1 fail to see the conoeetion between smoking and"- , • 'That's becos you never seed my poor Eill," put in the widow. "Bfil weren't pretty, and 'e 'knowed It -but there, -sooner than 'Scare hinnercent little children. into. a fit Bill always 'Id that terrible mug- a' 'is in a cloud o' smoke. Yes, '6 was 'soft 'started and thoughtful for others: was BIM" - London Answers. ; Corporal PunishMent. . Corporal pilnishment 4otherIy had a wider .signiticance than mere whip- ping Henry de Beacton, chIe± ary of England in the reign of Henry III., divided corporal' punishment InM two. kindss-those inflicted With and without torture. The stocks and the pillory would rank as corporal punish- ment; also mutilations and ether. grim BURDOCK tortures when imposed not to confessiOrie, but as penalties and the extort branding 10 the hand,for feleny. Which BLOOD BITTERS .1In A/W relief from- headaches no Raster whether teak, etevous, spastoodie, pedalled se , Wont tares ley removing the rams: Er. &mei J Ifibtoad. hell:Ale: OM., *hag "Leat sodas I was voty, itr •appitite Weil me, I telt *oak anti eaten% had it* hidataahner was tired an the thee and ant ads to work. I taw tunlaiit 'Mood blies& -aiatanwiaol-tailoti ait Otintliont tot two hottlat# it, end toned it te hs. teteraOat blood medicine, Yea may IN fie lanai as I thiak that *there should. hien et tiontodul welts of Burdock was not abolished Until George III.% A Permanent Plates. There was not even standing room in the 1 Ode** crowded car, but one more passenger, a young woman, wedged her way along just inside the doorway. Etteh tinlo the tar toolea sudden ittreh forward she fell help. leplY bach, tnidthTee_tiloes she Jathedhi the amp or a large,„cpmfortable Matt on the back platform.. 'The third time it happened , ha attid quietlY• "Hadn't you hatter stay' heret"..--New Ye& World. MARS' SEASONS. VLtaI ins tiles:Vegetative _Economy -of • the Planet's Year. • Were Mars not an old planet; cor- roborating by absence of 'cloud the general course of planetary develop- '. .ment, our knowledge of it would have been slight To begin with, it enables us to mark, the permanency In placeOf . the planet's features and so to time their axial retation, by which we come . to knowledge of' the planet's day. Thie day Proves to differ little .fronl our •own in duration, being 24 hours 40 minutes long instead of 24 hours. Next It discloses the tilt of the axis to the -„Plellers...orbitaLpline„a„relaticin-whicit- -,"Sam-beingaway-in-the„Confederate- causes the seasons of the year. Now, the Martian tilt as well as the Martian tinre of rotation turne out to be singu- larly. like our own, being, in fact, 24 degrees as against 23tfi degrees for the -earth. The year of Mars, howeter, is bride 'Ms In length, which, joined to great eccentricity of orbit, gives it di- versifiedly long seasons. Thus in the northern hemisphere spring lasts 199... days, IsemMer 183, autumn 147 and winter 158, while le its Southern hetni- sphere the figUres stand reversed. The numbers have More than aca- demic importance, for abaolute length • is as vital a tactor in .a seaion's in. ileence as the fact of the season Itself. Much may be brought to pass in twice ' the time which cauld not -develop in the shorter period, and Itis not a little interesting that precisely, this possibil- 'Ity •ac,tually turns out to. be vital in the vegetative economy of the planet's Year. --Percival Lovvell In Ceotery. to New Strength ,For the Spring. ••••••,..1.1"1 .. Nature Needs Assisiante in lialdmk New Health giving 111044 ,In the spring your system needs ijopning up. ;In the spring to be healthy and strong, you must have new blood, s:: as the trees must have new sap. Nature -demands it, and nature's lam are inexorable. Without new blood you will feel weak and languid. You may have twinges of rheumatism or ;the sharp, stabbing pains of neuralgia, there may be disliguring pimples or eruptions of the skin, a tired feeling ID the morning, and a variable appe- tite. These -are some of the eigef3that• • the blood is out of Order, that thN.• long trying months of indoor winter life have told upon you. A purgative medicine, such as too . many people take in spring, can't help you. Pur- gatives merely irallop through the system, and further weaken you. Any doctor will tell you that this is true. What. people need in the spring itra tonic medicine, and in all the world there is no tonic can equalDr Williams' Pink Pills. Every dose of this medi- cine helps to make new,rich, red i , blood -your greatest need n , spring. This new, red blood clears the skin drives out disease, and makes weak; -.easily tired. men, Women andsehildren- bright, active and strong. Try We great, blood building medicine this spring, and see what new life and en- ergy it will give you. 'You can - get Dr. Williams* Pink Pills from any medicine dealer or. by mail post paid at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr 'Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont, • A BILL IN CONGRESS. The Method by Which 'a Measure. la . Transformed Into LAW, On 4 day set for the isoneideration of the hill 'the house goes ' into committee of the whole. A ehairinen appointed by the speaker presides. -The bill. is readby sections and clauses After' gen- eral debate has closed,and any mem. ber may offer amendments. All votin ID committee is by rising: The yeae. and nifys are not taken. ' • ' •• , When -the- hill hag been gone through - and allamendments have been voted upon,: the committee rises and the thalfmitti reports the hill back to the . house, with' . the amendments. The ' house then votes 'upon them either gly or in gross and by, yeas And nays if they are ordered to be taken. • The hill is then ordered to be en- . A • grossed -that is, written out in a, fair Aland and Jost. as it Is after sbeino amended ---and to be read a third time. As it Is usually already engroseed it is at once read the third time -by title, As before -sand passed.: ' • • The clerk takes the bill to.the senate, . by -which body it is . referred to th finsinces_committeen-Ldue-time-th, committee, if it sees fit, and not otbe ate, with propositions to amend. In wise, reports. the bill bads to the sen- EMULSION7--Save 100 per ce I Ct2111111ftai A GOrsD wspape argain we will send the 'Clinton New Era and the TorontoWeekbiGlObe to new subscribers, from now, tO tie 31,-..st of Dec-. ember, 1908. . • isis a -good barkam.„ C221111." 1 the senate the bill is considered "as I committee of the, Whole," . tile amen .ments • of the finance cominitte,e an Other volunteer amendments; are a cepted Or -rejected, they are again Voted open when the • bill' is reported .to the senate from. the cOnsinittets. o . the .whole,:and the bill. is Reseed, : the•tWo.,,honses are -not agree upon the a ceintuittee• of Conte ewe; usually amisititing-of three mem hers of each lsranch of congress,Is ap Pointed. The: committee, . *hen it las come, to an agreement; reports to each houte, ,lrid the i'iceeptarice of the re- • port the final stage 91 the lsill in its paSsage. - The, Measure is now "enrollee -that . it. is ; whited In large, open type , • upon a parchreent-and is taken first to the -house, Where it ie signed by the speaker; then to the' senate, where the „vice president. Signs it, and finally to • the. president, and , makes the bill Congress., Is notified that the bill has been approved, and, the 'Original eopy. - of the act •dep.00lted lo the depart- mentof 'states -Edwin Tarrisse in Her. ,per's Weekly. • , • • • n Why buy pitent'Enaulsions Of Cod Liver Oil, when you can get our own d in ake at exactly half the price? Our own is 26c and 50c. Patent Emnisiens. 0, are 500 and 01.00. The Patent.Emulsious are not guaraniteed. We absolutely . guarantee ours to contain 50 per cent. pure Norway Oil, combined With the " proper amount of Hypophosphites. Itis palatable and easy to take and one of the best remedies -for Tuberculosis, Bronchitis, deep-seated Coughs ands ' f Colds, or in any condition rhere a powerful nutrient tonic is required. ' • , . • -• ' ' • , , , E. 1-10V -•CLINTON r- ----. Chemist,- -- - ' . . . - aiimmemp , ' — --- ..,. • : • . . . HER TWO PRAYERS.. • . • l'Betb Were Answered, but the Rosolts ' , Were DiScooritoing.. ' Dining and for many:Years after the civil' war there lived in Frank n coonty, Mos where- tlie*old. state r ad, built before the days of tailroa,/ , crossed. Bomif river; a „Mrs. Samuel Hutton, • who met with the misfortune of hav- ing tore of her prayers answered, and thereafter, her neighbors used to say, *he never prayed again. Andthis htip:., piyned during the ciVil war. army,", was the -way she used te tell it, "I got lonesome among se Many brag, ging stay at home northerners that one day IirotiloWn on my kneetVandspray- ed for the southern boys to-corhe and. clean. ont the neighborhoo, and it Won't a week before along came Gen- eral pap Price's army, and„' it, being near dark, the • whole outfit Clubbed Along the river,' confiscated all my' stoek feed, robbed my ' 'chicken moat and burned half the,. fence, rails on the place without asking. ray: permission.- As didn't know where Sam was to4.11 him what re scamps haddone, I prayed again, eking the Lord -to send the Pederale to chase Pap Price' to- the jumping Off :place. tt Wit* about sow dothi that tlay when I looked up the road and saw my answer coining, and the northern-boye stopped at the river for the night, ate what food the COn- 'federates had left me and destroyed tho balance of the fence ralle."-Eril,,. falo Thnet, ' Their Standard. "Say," asked the first messetket boy, "got any novels ter swop?" "t got 'Dig root Rill's Revenge,' " t replied the other. "It4 it a long story?" • c ' "Nawt Ye kin finish It easy ID tWo measageal-Philadelphia Prose', tiobb;_.4. Mr. Snooks et „Oast els! Sie- hitt makes you think so? Bobby -Beetle* t den Opinion. he's stepped .giving mo p�nM- Why Ha.Was 8tiaplatoup. "There is something sthapiciotte abed hat," remarked tho young man named rotvo as he hung up the telephone rei elver. "About what2° ' • „ „ "Why, 1 just called np. the home -of' a irl Who hair led me ,to believe that I m -the warm favorite end that there - re no others on bar nat. Sad Wasn't at home, so the party who ttnewered thering said, hot it gave the a jar when she added, 'Shall I tell ber.you tailed, Mr. White?" fleCtro-,:-CtiorniCat, , 14.1.euppoti0-11.1NGa.: are guaranted to' cure Rheumatism and 'Neuralgia. 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"• •Stove' for Sale Six hole Range with reservoir nearly new, good baker a bargainT.A.Gus for qmckitsti., Seed Grain tor Sale Firet 01489 Osta, petal and 'barley, itif tiniothy.seed for sale, Terms cash, ti some cases 3 to 0 months time if domed W. G. PERRIN. ' . _ itot. tor Sale Pot oafs a quarter Ore lot on Plass Ott apvly to WALTER TOWNSEND,. 011aton.