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The masked bandit strikes!
Have a cigar — I just became a foster
dad! I know I'm a little long in the
tooth for parental duty but if you'd
seen this kid you'd have signed up on the spot
yourself.
Irresistible. A pair of eyes that could melt a
brick of Moose Tracks. Those tiny hands...
those weensy fingers!
The back story was compelling too. No
parents on the scene of course. The mother, an
obvious floozy, abandoned the tyke without so
much as a note pinned to the diaper. In fact —
no diaper!
The father? Don't ask. For him it was
probably just another one-night stand. A two -
minute scuffle in the bushes. Wham, bam,
thank you ma'am.
The result: a tiny orphan waif. Hungry,
naked, shivering and whimpering on my
doorstep.
Well, beside my garbage can, actually. And
not so much whimpering as chittering. But
garbage can or doorstep — that's no way to treat
a baby raccoon.
So I adopted him. Her. It. I put some warm
milk in a bowl, cribbed a couple of spoonfuls
of dog food when the resident mutt wasn't
OKArthur
Black
looking, put it down on the ground and
retreated. The raccoon, which was about the
size of a Big Mac, eventually ventured over to
the bowl and proceeded to make a hell of a
mess with splattered milk droplets and meat
juice smears all over the sidewalk.
Obviously one of the first lessons
responsible parent raccoons impart to the
youngsters involves table manners. That
option was not available for me because the
kid, though indisputably Canadian, appeared
to speak neither official language and I was not
yet fluent in conversational raccoonese.
Nor am I yet. But language is superfluous in
a human/raccoon relationship. The human just
needs to keep showing up with food.
And I do. It's been three weeks now. My
foster kid, which is now the size of a small
house cat, has moved into a tall cedar in my
front yard. Each morning I decoy my dog into
the house and approach the base of the
cedar, tip -toeing like an obsequious butler, a
bowl of water in one hand, a plate of minced
egg, dog food and diced prune -plums in the
other.
I surmount the language barrier by making
ridiculous and demeaning clicking sounds
with my tongue. The raccoon, which used to
be shy and reclusive, practically ignores me in
its scramble to get to the plate and chow down.
Is he/she/it becoming a pet? Hardly.
Whenever my charge does notice its towering
two -legged servant it emits a ferocious hiss
and bares a jawful of tiny, no doubt needle-
sharp teeth.
Obviously, fraternization with staff menials
is simply not on the table.
That's okay by me. I have no plans to
become a helicopter dad hovering over
he/she/its existence and micromanaging future
career choices. I want that freeloader off social
welfare as soon as possible. Sooner, even.
What do I look like — a patsy?
Have to run. I've got a hard-boiled egg that
needs mincing.
The finger beckon' and other sins
Last week I found myself on the business
end of a hand motion that has infuriated
me for decades; the finger beckon.
The finger beckon is, usually, the physical
representation of commanding someone to
come speak to you because you believe the
person is in the wrong.
I say usually because, in more mature
situations, it can mean something completely
different.
To do the finger beckon, make a fist, direct it
at a person with your fingernails up, and
extend your index finger upwards and retract it
several times.
The finger motion is actually taught to
officials of many different sports, which, in my
mind is the only time it's acceptable to use it to
deal with someone who isn't a dog or a
misbehaving young child.
I'm not opposed to chatting with people and
explaining who I am, as a matter of fact, it's a
necessity in this occupation.
As part of my job I find myself the odd man
out on several occasions. Standing in an
awkward spot with a camera focused on
people I'm obviously not intimately connected
with can make me look a little out of place.
That said, most people realize who I am
before I pull out a business card. I've been
with The Citizen for more than six years now
and for most of that my face has graced the top
of this column so I'm not completely
unknown.
It can happen, however, through turnover,
going outside our normal coverage area or just
happenstance that I run into someone I don't
know. When that happens, I usually take the
opportunity to introduce myself, drop a
business card and encourage people to get in
touch with me when they have stories to share.
This particular exchange, however, left a
very bad taste in my mouth.
I was snapping shots, trying to capture the
mood of the event I was at in a creative way,
when I decided to scroll through the shots I
had taken to make sure they were turning out.
(Lesson number one of shooting digitally is
have equipment you can trust. Lesson
number two is not to trust your equipment is
working.)
After being satisfied that I had some usable
shots, I raised my head and locked eyes with
an individual across the room who decided to
raise her hand and give me the finger beckon.
Denny
Scott
Denny's Den
Let's be clear here. I didn't know this person
and she didn't know me well enough to use
such a greeting.
I approached her, against my better
judgement, and discussed my presence at the
event and explained who I was and what I was
doing.
Unfortunately, her attitude didn't seem to
change at all as she continued to treat me like
some kind of interloper and not someone who
was just trying to do his job.
As I walked away from the situation, I
briefly turned back and noticed her sharing
whispers with someone else and pointing and
glancing at me. Suffice to say, I had gone from
irked to flat-out angry.
While the exchange was mercifully brief
(for her, not me, if I had to deal with this
person much longer, it likely would not have
ended politely), it served to remind me of an
extremely important lesson that I often forget
when I write about how frustrating it is to see
grammar, manners and good sense fall by the
wayside with young people — that it isn't just
young people.
Sometimes it's people who should know
better than to do such demeaning things that
remind me how far common decency has
fallen even since I was a child. Sometimes it's
people who are my senior by a number of
years.
The finger beckon should only be used when
beckoner is in a position of power, of authority
over the target of the manoeuver and only
when the target has done something wrong.
Even hitting those criteria, it's still not
something that should be used lightly.
Like snapping your fingers for the wait staff
in a restaurant, unless you're looking to get an
earful (or your food sabotaged in that
particular situation), it's a manoeuver from
which you should probably stay away.
As a soccer referee, I have used the finger
beckon on occasion, however, those occasions
warranted the demeaning nature of the
manoeuver. I will only do it when someone has
intentionally broken a rule.
One of the first rules about being a referee in
that situation is that you do not go to the
player, the player comes to you. Players are
supposed to have respect for the official and
the rules they represent so, when they
flagrantly violate them, they need to be
reminded they are not acting in the way
expected of them.
I could also see a parent using the finger
beckon if a child has willfully broken a rule (or
broken a rule constantly) or if someone is
dealing with a pet who decided to break a
known rule.
Respect is a two-way street. When I walk out
on to a soccer field I do my best to show
respect to each and every player, coach and fan
out there until people prove they aren't
deserving of it. I'd like to hope that, as
someone doing his job, the same respect could
be given to me unless I prove I don't deserve
it.
To employ the finger beckon, however,
towards someone you don't know and to treat
someone with such undue disrespect is
unacceptable.
I'm not going to lie here — I'm running on
very little sleep recently (check last week's
column if you're not sure why) and it's made
keeping an upbeat personality and a smile on
my face difficult at times. Not because I'm
unhappy, but because being exhausted does
make it all the more difficult to keep an upbeat
attitude. This kind of action and attitude are a
big hit to someone's smile on the best of days
and definitely soured a good chunk of my day.
Anyway, I'm not looking for sympathy or
wallowing in self-pity here, I'm simply
pointing out that, through disrespect like the
finger beckon, people of all ages can have an
impact on those around them. Remember to
treat everyone with respect until they prove
they don't deserve it.
Final Thought
Good leaders have vision and inspire
others to help them turn vision into reality.
Great leaders have vision, share vision, and
inspire others to create their own.
— Roy Bennett
Shawn
Loughlin
Shawn's Sense
Get up, stand up
It was Jamaican musician and activist Bob
Marley who implored people to "get up,
stand up — stand up for your rights" but in
the United States the past few weeks, some
athletes have been sitting down or kneeling for
their rights.
Indeed, it all started with Colin Kaepernick,
a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, who
silently took a knee while everyone around
him, teammates, coaches, support staff and
fans, all stood for The Star Spangled Banner,
the anthem for the United States. Questioned
about it afterwards, Kaepernick said he did it
because he was "not going to stand up to show
pride in a flag for a country that oppresses
black people and people of colour."
At the team's most recent exhibition game,
Kaepernick was joined by teammate Eric Reid.
That same day, Jeremy Lane of the Seattle
Seahawks also sat for the anthem.
The move has stirred controversy, as
standing for a country's national anthem is one
of the world's most time-honoured traditions
and a universal showing of respect.
The anthem in sports has always been
sacred. Earlier this year, basketball player
Dwayne Wade was criticized for continuing
his warm-up routine during the Canadian
national anthem. And during the Olympics,
Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt stopped an
interview and Sam Kendricks, a U.S. pole
vaulter and Army reservist, stopped one of his
runs in order to acknowledge and respect the
U.S. anthem.
The debate is not an easy one to wrap your
head around. On the surface, it's easy to say
that Kaepernick should stand for the anthem.
He was born in the U.S. and it's the U.S. that
has provided him with the opportunities he has
today — his recent signing of a six-year $114
million contract and the ability to quarterback
a team in the Super Bowl, every American
kid's dream, among them.
But Kaepernick's actions have been praised
by many black athletes who, while they may
have ruffled feathers decades ago, are viewed
as civil rights pioneers today like Jim Brown,
and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Baseball pioneer
Jackie Robinson famously noted his contempt
for the anthem in his autobiography, saying "I
cannot stand and sing the anthem. I cannot
salute the flag; I know that I am a black man in
a white world."
It's tough to get into Kaepernick's mindset.
For me, a white Canadian man, I can't pretend
to put myself in the shoes of, for example, a
man of colour living in the United States. So I
certainly don't feel like I am in any position to
tell Kaepernick how I feel he should or
shouldn't fight his fight.
And while his objection isn't with the
national anthem or the American military,
which is another connection that has been
made by some Americans, Kaepernick has
used on of the most visible moments on the
stage he's on (American football games are
viewed by millions of people every night) to
help forward a message he thinks is important.
Not everyone with a Facebook account and
an opinion can reach tens of millions of people
as Kaepernick has through one gesture.
There are a few things I view as pretty sacred
in this world and one of them is a country's
national anthem. So, if it was my war to wage,
I don't think I would have chosen
Kaepernick's method, especially when a
country has given me so much.
Every country has its problems, but to
wholly disrespect it in such a manner, to me
serves to insult more people whose opinions it
might influence.