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You're not God - thank God!
That's that you say? Your kids are
ippy, the Toyota won't start, you
can't find your glasses and the dog
is doing yoga skids across the living room rug?
You think you've got troubles, pal? Just thank
god you're not God.
Never mind the big stuff he's got on his plate
— the UK committing Brexit hara-kiri,
Venezuela dissolving, Russia and North Korea
under the jackboot of psychopaths — one who
looks like a lemur, the other like a renegade
puppet from Sesame Street.
Never mind that Iceland — Iceland! — put
the boots to England on the international
soccer pitch or the fact that America is
seriously considering a lunatic in an orange
fright wig for the top job in the country — never
mind all that farcicality piling up in God's In
Basket...
Consider Mary Lou Bruner. Ms. Bruner has
spent 36 years as a teacher and a counsellor.
She has a master's degree in English. She has
also run for election to the East Texas Board of
Education.
She wanted the job of determining content in
East Texas school textbooks because she
believes President Obama is a drug -using gay
prostitute who "hates all white people and all
wealthy people".
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She refers to the president of her country as
'Ahab the Arab', wants Islam banned and
believes Climate Change is 'a ridiculous hoax'
originated by Karl Marx.
And here's the bad news for God —
Mary Lou Bruner identifies as a card-carry-
ing, Bible thumping, `til -death -us -do -part
Christian.
Bad enough God has a foaming -at -the -
mouth whack job like Mary Lou tugging at the
hem of his robes. He's also got to deal with
Luis Roldan Patino, a priest in the parish of
Xestoso in northern Spain. He is seeking
divine intervention to patch up the parish
potholes.
Verdad! Father Patino went so far as to
splash holy water on various road craters
around his church claiming that asking God to
do roadwork is just as feasible as "praying to
the Lord for rain".
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And then there's the guy in Israel who wants
to take God to court. According to a report in
the Times of Israel a ticked -off Israeli has
petitioned Haifa Magistrate's Court to issue a
restraining order against God.
He complained that over the past three
years the Almighty has exhibited "a
seriously negative attitude" towards him — a
behaviour the plaintiff wants to cease
forthwith.
No word yet on who'll be representing God
if it comes to trial. He could send his son of
course, but we know how that worked out last
time.
Reminds me of the story of a burglar who
broke into a house late one night and was
going through the dresser drawers when
suddenly he heard a voice: "GOD IS
WATCHING YOU." He froze, peered into the
darkness, then whispered "Who's there?"
Again the voice: "GOD IS WATCHING
YOU"
The burglar shines his flashlight in the
direction of the voice and sees a Blue -Fronted
Amazon perched in a cage.
"What the hell?" says the burglar, "You're
just a lousy parrot!"
"YES," says the parrot, "AND 'GOD' IS
THE FAMILY ROTTWEILER"
Looking for the benefits of arts
Last week at Huron County Council
something was said that, as a life-long
resident of the county (minus a few
years chasing education) I never thought I'd
hear — the arts haven't had an impact on the
communities in the area.
First and foremost, I guess I should say that
I'm not familiar with Howick Reeve Art
Versteeg except to see him and, given some of
the things he said at council, I can't help but
feel he isn't familiar with me either, or at least,
not with my work, because this isn't the first
time I've touted the benefits of the arts in
Huron County.
Versteeg, when talking about potential
economic benefits of the Blyth Festival and
the proposed school for the arts through the
Blyth Arts and Cultural Initiative 14/19 Inc.,
said that he hasn't seen any benefit of
the former in the past 40 years.
"I don't see economic development
happening because of the arts," he said during
a discussion about a grant for 14/19. "I don't
see it after 40 years in Blyth and the theatre
isn't self-sustaining on its own."
While I won't argue the latter, the Blyth
Festival does benefit from financial aid from
all levels of government to make sure it can
continue to tell the stories that are born and
raised throughout the county, I can't help but
feel that Versteeg has either not visited Blyth
since the Festival's opening or is being
willfully ignorant of the benefits of the Blyth
Festival.
When I started at The Citizen more than six
years ago, there were a lot more empty
storefronts on the main street than there are
now and, while some of the shops are there
because of the current high -tide that is
business in Blyth (and all boats rise with a
high -tide, right?) some of them are directly
related to the existence of the Blyth Festival.
There are two restaurants which have
opened in my time here and they each employ
at least four people at any given time
throughout the year and provide a chance for a
local business owner to live and thrive in
Blyth.
There are several businesses which have
opened their doors offering unique shopping
and service experiences including naturopathic
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healing, architecture and textile creation, to
name a few.
We're not talking about Bayfield -style
businesses here (and that's not a derogatory
thing, just a statement of fact) that are only
open for the tourist season. We're talking about
restaurants and businesses that are open nearly
all -year long, and enhance the ability of
Blyth's downtown to provide the people of
Blyth and its visitors with a chance to grab a
cup of coffee, a chance to have some clothes
repaired or find a new knitting pattern or
supplies, a nice dinner or a reasonable lunch.
The village will even see two more big
additions to its commercial landscape with the
Blyth Cowbell Brewing Company destination
brewery and gas station/restaurant set to open
just past the southern tip of the municipality.
All of that development is in addition to the
businesses and restaurants that were already
here which include a supermarket, a hotel and
restaurant, gift shops, decor shops, gas bar,
spa, salon, massage therapist and a music shop
as well as all the other businesses in Blyth.
Anyone who doesn't think that the arts
hasn't made an impact on Blyth needs to
understand that all of those businesses are at
least surviving, if not thriving in a town of
1,005 people (according to the 2011 census).
There is a phrase that is tossed around by
people from Blyth, especially those involved
with things like 14/19, that says that Blyth
swings above its weight class and it's true. The
amount of commercial successes we have is
higher than the population would lead anyone
to believe is possible and it's definitely helped,
if not made possible only through the
existence of the arts, including the Blyth
Festival, in the village.
Sure, not every storefront is filled right now,
but, believe me, things are worse elsewhere.
Blyth is doing pretty darn good and to think
that the arts have nothing to do with it is
shenanigans of the highest order.
Take it from someone who lived in
downtown Brantford before its most recent
renaissance took place — there are places in
this country and in this province that have
massive population bases but can't support
their own commercial districts. Blyth is doing
pretty well and I think that is likely directly
connected to the existence of the Blyth
Festival. Many things, including this
newspaper, are tied directly to the success of
the arts in the community.
Versteeg also stated that the arts, in his
opinion, were "self-indulgent entertainment
for the rich"
He said he couldn't support taxing the
`poorest' of ratepayers to give financial help to
the major projects unfolding in Blyth.
I get where he's coming from. I talk to
enough people who say it's tough to think that
their tax dollars are often used for things like
fixing the roofs of the North Huron Wescast
Complex and the Richard W. LeVan Airport.
However, the success of community centres,
of airports and of the arts is what is going to
grow our communities and, in the end, lower
the tax burden on each individual ratepayer.
I could get very "finger -wagging" here and
explain that Versteeg is taking a very short-
sighted and ill-informed view of things if he
believes that the arts are "self-indulgent
entertainment for the rich," but instead, I'll
stick to the facts.
I enjoy going to the Blyth Festival. I also
enjoy going to the Huron Country Playhouse. I
enjoy plays, concerts and improv nights and
one-man shows and everything else you can
catch on local theatres.
The shocking part, for Versteeg, and anyone
who thinks like him, is that I'm not rich. Far
from it actually. I'm still facing the (financial)
demons of my past.
Despite that, I can still find the time, and the
money, even if it means switching out ground
beef for onions in spaghetti sauce a couple
times a month, to go see a play or a concert.
I'm actually fairly insulted that Versteeg
would link some of the activities I enjoy to
`self-indulgent entertainment for the rich,'
however, I'll just leave it at this: he's wrong.
Shawn
Loughlin
Shawn's Sense
The HC Trust Fund
Taxes are always on everyone's minds.
Whether it's property taxes when you
own a home, the government taking its
bi-weekly portion of your pay cheque or sales
tax when you buy something, paying into the
government machine is an inevitability.
Because we are so often taxed and purse
strings everywhere are constantly tightening,
people increasingly want to know what it is
they're paying for with their taxes. The
standard and historic answer is that cities and
communities need money in order to function
and that money comes in the form of taxes.
Cities need to have employees, whether it's
police officers, firefighters or road crews, it
takes many people to keep a city running and
looking its best. Roads are always
deteriorating, so there is always road work to
be done. There is also a huge inventory of
infrastructure in most areas — a collection of
buildings and properties owned by the
government that need to be kept up.
I felt my understanding of the whole tax
system — and what it pays for — has been at its
highest level since I began working for The
Citizen.
Every year you learn how much it actually
costs to run a municipality and you also learn
that there's simply no way to give everyone
what they want. There just isn't enough money
to re -pave all the roads or repair all the
sidewalks. People have to wait their turn and,
depending on how the financial winds blow,
maybe their time won't even come.
It is through this lens — an understanding
that there is barely enough money to go around
in terms of keeping up communities and levels
of service — that I have watched with interest
as, in my mind, things have changed at Huron
County Council.
The county collects taxes through its lower -
tier municipalities. The justification is that the
county, like lower -tier municipalities, has
levels of service to keep up. There are
hundreds of kilometres of county roads,
medical and paramedic services, libraries, the
planning department, etc. There are plenty of
pots the county has to fill with money.
But increasingly in recent years, I find the
longest and most expensive debates come from
grant requests. Organizations, charitable or
otherwise, have made the county a must -visit
stop on their fundraising journeys and
councillors have turned into members of a trust
fund panel, deciding between worthy causes
and where the county's money should go.
While I didn't agree with much of what
Howick Reeve Art Versteeg said last week
(which you'll read in my coverage of the
meeting this week) I did agree that it feels like
all the county does any longer is hand out
taxpayers' money to causes those same
taxpayers may or may not support.
And I'm not talking about costs like shelters
and food banks and social programs, I'm
talking about private enterprises and hospitals
that should be funded by the province.
Requests have recently been received (and
approved) for monuments and celebrations.
There are plenty of examples, but whether or
not these sorts of expenses are a government's
business is certainly debatable.
These are not small expenses either. At least
week's meeting, the county handed out $1
million in grants. We're not talking about $400
here or $500 there for an agricultural society or
a Lions Club. These are big-time expenses and
residents aren't telling their councillors
whether or not this is how they want their hard-
earned money spent.
Versteeg thinks the county is reaching
beyond its mandate and he might just be right.