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Where's Myrtle when you need her?
My son has a new cell phone. Aside
from making and receiving calls, it
takes snapshots, records videos,
accommodates messaging, features a calendar,
plays music, connects to FM radio, offers a
browser, a homepage, a library, a voice
recorder and e-mail. It also syncs with WAP,
GPRS, EDGE, 3G and MMS. Whatever the
hell they are.
My son's new cell phone weighs less than a
pack of cigarettes and fits in the palm of his
hand but when I look at it, I don't think
`magic'. I think `Myrtle'.
Myrtle was my connection to the first
telephone my family ever had. Myrtle
didn't live with us; she lived in a box on our
kitchen wall. The box was our telephone. It
was made of wood, about the size of a hotel
room mini -fridge. To activate it you pulled the
receiver off a hook and clamped it to your ear;
then you cranked a handle and said into the
mouthpiece:
"Hello, Myrtle, give me Walnut five, three -
oh -eight -five" — or some other number. Myrtle,
sitting somewhere in a room with a
switchboard the size of a dining room table,
plugged in the requisite cords and made the
connection for you.
We didn't know it then, but Myrtle the
Arthur
F Black
Operator's days were numbered. Soon both
she and the box on the wall were replaced
by stand-alone black telephones made of
heavy Bakelite with a rotary dial and an
ear -to -mouth receiver heavy enough to knock
out a burglar. That model lasted for years but it
too was destined for the trash heap of history,
supplanted by the first `mobile' phones (circa
1980). They were clunky and awkward, about
the size of a shoebox.
Fast forward to my son's phone, 100 times
more powerful, 1,000 times more versatile and
tiny enough to carry around in a shirt pocket.
Which he does, as does just about everyone
nowadays. No excuse for being 'away from the
phone' anymore.
Or away from everybody elses' phones,
come to that.
That's why the cops busted Dennis Nicholl.
Mister Nicholl is a Chicago financial analyst
who takes a train filled with other commuters,
most of them blabbering noisily into their cell
phones.
One day Mister Nicholl boarded the train
carrying a mysterious gizmo festooned with
several antennas. Pretty soon, nobody's cell
phone worked. Mister Nicholl was jamming
the calls. He was arrested and charged with
`unlawful interference with a public utility'.
He hasn't been sentenced yet, but if I was the
judge I think I'd give him... oh, I don't know —
a Citizen of the Year plaque perhaps, and
maybe a couple of BlackHawks playoff
tickets. I'd at least like to buy him a beer.
Meanwhile, the cell phone continues to
morph into new and harrowing configurations.
Very soon Americans will be able to buy a
brand new product: a .380 calibre, double-
barrelled pistol that will fit snugly into pocket
or purse.
But here's the beauty part — it looks just
like a smartphone! Now when somebody
whips out their cell and points it at you,
you won't know whether to smile for the
camera or say your prayers. The U.S.
government hasn't decided whether the cell
phone/handgun will be subject to federal
firearm restrictions.
I miss Myrtle.
Memorial Hall a township asset
There was an awful lot of hate during a
recent budget meeting for Blyth Arts
and Cultural Initiative 14/19 because of
the $500,000 that North Huron Township is
donating to the organization.
Blyth 14/19 Inc. was formed with a three -
prong mission of creating the Canadian Centre
for Rural Creativity, creating a perpetuity fund
for the centre and upgrading the Blyth
Community Memorial Hall, which needed to
be done.
While there are some disagreements about
what upgrades are necessary and what
upgrades are being done because they are
instead wanted, there is an underlying
agreement among most people who educate
themselves on this issue: Memorial Hall is in
need of some tender loving care.
What isn't an underlying agreement, but
instead is pure fact, is that Blyth Memorial
Community Hall is owned by the municipality.
Somewhere between that underlying
agreement some folks are getting lost. They
seem to either forget or don't want to hear that
Memorial Hall is a municipal asset, and,
therefore, the municipality is responsible if
anything goes wrong with it. The municipality
is also responsible for keeping the facility in
working order and, when renovations are
necessary, they must be completed or
facilitated by the township.
The alternative is to close Memorial Hall
and before anyone thinks that isn't something
that could happen, North Huron Council was
forced to close the Wingham Heritage Theatre,
which is just upstairs from council chambers,
because of the amount of money necessary to
maintain and repair the space.
Memorial Hall could close if the repairs and
maintenance become too costly. Fortunately,
for North Huron and for Blyth, some people,
including those involved with 14/19 Inc.,
aren't ready to let that happen.
If 14/19 Inc. hadn't come along, the
municipality would eventually be looking at
paying for these repairs themselves or shutting
down the hall. Let me repeat that. A (likely
significant) amount of that more -than $4
million renovation would still be necessary if
14/19 Inc. wasn't there and would instead fall
to ratepayers or result in the hall closing (and
Denny
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likely the loss of the Blyth Festival). North
Huron Township is getting one hell of a deal to
have these renovations done for its investment
of $500,000 (a little more than 10 per cent of
the value of the entire project).
As a matter of fact, I have it on good
authority (I asked the folks in charge) if North
Huron was getting a good deal with the
proposed 14/19 Inc. project and was told that
all the proposed renovations would eventually
be necessary and that the township and
ratepayers are definitely coming out ahead.
The delegation from East Wawanosh are
absolutely right; the roads are bad (though I
will point out thinking that's limited to East
Wawanosh is wrong. With fire calls, interviews
and pictures, I travel throughout the entire
municipality and bad roads are all over).
Roads are the lifeblood of a community.
They take everything and everyone
everywhere. However, using the blood
analogy, if you spend all your time worried
about your blood vessels, the rest of your body
is not going to survive.
You can have gleaming roads, but if you
don't have industry the community won't
survive. You can have industry out the wazoo,
but without some kind of arts and culture to
attract and retain people, you will have
businesses with no community around them.
There needs to be balance in all things.
So those saying North Huron giving
$500,000 to Memorial Hall but balking at the
same amount to the Wingham Hospital
Foundation are being silly. I'll remind you that
North Huron doesn't own the hospital. The
township isn't responsible for it falling into
disrepair and isn't responsible if someone is
injured there and decides to sue. The township
isn't responsible for keeping it open, as much
as they might like to.
Normally at this point in a column I would
say I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with the
folks that I'm writing about but as a taxpayer,
I have to say that giving money to people who
are going to increase it nearly tenfold seems
like the best use of tax dollars possible for a
facility that needs the maintenance, repairs and
upgrades.
I'm very much a bottom-line kind of guy,
and only paying $500,000 for more than $4
million in necessary upgrades seems like a win
to me. If only I could be so lucky and have
someone fix my house up while only charging
me 10 per cent of what it costs.
During council's most recent discussion
about the budget, several different donations to
non -municipal groups (and one municipal)
were cut because various council members
couldn't justify taking tax dollars that could be
used on municipal infrastructure and giving it
to groups where they have no oversight as to
how the funds are spent.
Some council members have drawn a
parallel between donating to 14/19 Inc. and
other non -municipal organizations because
they have no control over how the organization
will spend the money, however, in the end,
does it really matter?
The $500,000 is part of a multi -million -
dollar plan that, if recent events are any
indication, will likely come to fruition.
Whether the $500,000 donation is used for
Memorial Hall or whether it is used elsewhere
doesn't matter as long as the Memorial Hall
portion of the project is completed.
As Councillor Trevor Seip said during North
Huron Council's budget deliberations, it
doesn't matter if a $500,000 donation is made
to any particular group, taxes in North Huron
are still going to be high.
The municipality offers infrastructure and
services that aren't justified by the number of
people living here and, unless every ratepayer
in the municipality can agree on a service that
can be cut, the amount of money it costs to run
the municipality is going to stay the same.
So while it's easy to point at a large value
item in the budget and complain about it, the
true expense of living in North Huron isn't
determined by a donation here or there. It's
determined by the quality of life we have and I
think it's worth it.
Shawn
10•15iii" Loughlin
Shawn's Sense
And the winner is...
As some of you may have seen on our
website on Friday, or read in this
newspaper today, The Citizen is the
best in Canada at what it does.
This can mean a lot of things to a lot of
different people. For reporter Denny Scott and
me, it's an affirmation of a number of things. It
validates the work we do, the hours we put in
and the direction of the steps we take, both in
and out of our comfort zones.
An announcement like this also tells us that
the compliments we receive on the street or in
the coffee shops from readers and community
members on a regular basis are being echoed
on a Canada -wide scale. So often you hear
something is the best kept secret in a particular
community/industry/sport/market. We
couldn't be more proud that our secret is out.
But, the North Huron Publishing universe
expands to the far reaches of the community
and beyond to do what it is we do. In a way,
what follows is almost like an Oscar speech. I
promise not to go over time.
There are folks in The Citizen office like
Joan Caldwell and Dianne Josling who work
tirelessly to make things run smoothly here.
I'm pretty sure the only thing they don't do is
clean the place. And then there's Jill Roulston
who is the captain of the office's ship. These
folks are complemented by a dedicated sales
staff that ensures the office lights stay on,
supported by our local businesses and
organizations that see our worth and appreciate
our spot in this rural patchwork.
We have a number of community
correspondents — established community
members who bring us the faces of our
communities week after week. Then there are
people like Vicky Bremner who dedicate their
weekends to turning the camera lens on our
communities at play.
There are countless other people behind our
success and these springs all run into the pond
of goodwill that makes The Citizen possible.
We have a hard-working mailing crew and
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No small contributor, of course, is Publisher
Keith Roulston who forever remains
committed to the "community" half of the term
community newspaper and works hard and
sacrifices to give The Citizen the tools it needs
to flourish. Whether that means saying yes
where many organizations might say no, or
lending his intelligence and experience to what
we do on a weekly basis, Keith is always in our
corner to do what's best, what's right and
what's necessary.
And, of course, I have to mention the
company's board of directors and
shareholders. Local ownership is at the very
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very first investors all the way up to today.
But of course no list such as this would be
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Citizen's communities.
No story can be great if the subject matter
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