The Citizen, 2016-04-07, Page 5Other Views
Stupid is as stupid does
In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
— Napoleon
Well, we didn't need The Little
Emperor to tell us that. As I type,
the World Series of Political
Stupidity is unravelling down south where a
bigot and a buffoon mud -wrestle for the
Republican nomination. But the true horror is
not that there are trolls in the world like Trump
and Cruz — what's really frightening is...they
have followers.
Millions of them, apparently. Actual adults
with functioning brains and unparalleled
access to information have decided en masse
to pledge fealty to creatures unfit to be hall
monitors in public school.
Where does all this stupid come from?
Not to worry. America sits on a bedrock of
dumbness both wide and deep. Consider a
news story out of Woodland, North Carolina,
where town council recently held a hearing
into a proposed solar -panel farm.
An adjacent property owner protested
bitterly, explaining that his plants and trees
would die because the solar panels "would
suck up all the energy from the sun". The
property owner's wife, a self -described `retired
science teacher' explained that solar panels
"prevent photosynthesis" — and also cause
cancer.
You think that's dumb? Woodland town
council listened to the complaint — and voted
down the solar panels.
Now, that's dumb.
Speaking of which, don't try to drive
over the bridge into Paoli, Indiana for the next
few weeks. It's out. That'll happen when a
truck carrying 35 tons of water tries to
cross a bridge with a six-ton limit. Police
asked the trucker if she didn't see the six-ton
limit sign.
Waal, yes she did, but she wasn't sure how
`tons' translated into `pounds'.
About the time the truck was taking
out the bridge, a chap in Pensacola Florida
was doing the same thing to two small
businesses in a strip mall — with his car.
He drove right through a tax service firm
and a casket company, leaving a wave of
destruction that one observer said "looked
like a bomb went off'.
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Fortunately no one was injured —
including the driver who explained serenely
that he had been trying to "travel through
time".
And spare a kind thought for Jasper
Harrison of Edgewater, Florida. He was
tending his clandestine marijuana patch when
he heard the menacing whirr of a helicopter
overhead. The jig is up, thought Jasper, the
Nares have found me. Unwilling to walk on
the wild side any longer he picked up the
phone and dialed 911.
Regrettably for Jasper, the helicopter didn't
belong to the feds. It was doing traffic reports
for a local radio station, but the operator
notified police and Jasper was busted for
having a grow -op.
You thought stupidity stopped at the border?
Meet Kyle Blair of Surrey, BC. Kyle is a lad
with attitude. Recently he took exception to a
motorist at a stoplight and tried to haul him out
of his car.
Bad choice. The driver was kinda big
and he wasn't alone. There was another
rather imposing gentlemen in the passenger
seat.
And they were both undercover cops on a
stakeout.
Say what you want about stupidity, it's an
equal opportunity employer.
The spirit of the statues survives
The Town of Goderich recently found
itself paying out a $15,000 deductible
(part of a $68,000 settlement) for a
woman who had touched an inukshuk at the
Goderich beach and somehow fractured her
hip and scraped herself.
The inuksuit were stone statues that some
say popped up on the shores of Lake Huron by
Goderich shortly after the town began
recovering from the tornado. Some were
elaborate with heavy rocks stacked to stay put
while others were simply put together. The
only common factor is that they were built by
people, not by town employees or anyone
involved with it.
Regardless, Goderich Town Council decided
to remove the inuksuit for fear that they may
face more legal action.
The incident highlights one of my pet peeves
about the legal system — the fact that people
can do something they shouldn't have done in
the first place and then proceed to sue when it
goes wrong.
It happens more often than you think People
who host house parties are now responsible if
their guests decide to drive drunk, companies
are responsible if their workers decide to break
the rules and end up getting hurt and, now,
people can blame a municipality when hurt
doing something they should not have been
doing in the first place.
I have a few problems with this entire
situation, the first of which have people
forgotten how to look with their eyes?
I don't know about anyone else's parents,
but mine had several mantras that were
embroiled in my head at a very young age
through repetition to deter the kind of activities
that lead to this situation.
Whether it was "keep your hands to
yourself', "look with your eyes" or, my
mother's favourite, "Look. Don't touch," there
was no shortage of ways that my parents tried
to communicate to me the importance of not
touching things.
Unfortunately for both my parents and
myself, I'm a bit of a klutz, so often times I
would end up touching things inadvertently. I
don't remember it ever leading to anything
bad, but it certainly resulted in my mother
Denny
{ Scott
„ Denny's Den
repeating "Look. Don't touch" to the point that
I could mimic the tone she used perfectly by
the time I was eight years old.
At a museum? Look. Don't touch. See a cool
bug? Look. Don't touch. Dead marine animal
on the beach? Look. Don't touch.
Regardless of whichever iteration of the
"don't put your hands somewhere they don't
belong" people have experienced, anyone over
the age of 15 really has no excuse for reaching
out and touching things.
Secondly, we should all know that if we
decide to not follow that sage piece of advice
(or any rule clearly stated), no one is at fault
except us for deciding to ignore sensible
suggestions.
So, here in the Den, it's safe to say if you
reach out and touch something and it falls
apart and you fall as a result, it's my opinion,
that you are to blame. It isn't the fault of the
town that owns the land you happened to be
standing on. You have no one to blame but
yourself.
However, the fact that someone is blaming
someone else for their own actions falls short
of what really raises my ire about this story.
Blaming other people is something I've
often fallen prey to myself, just ask my wife.
So, yes, it would be hypocritical of myself to
sit here and say "shame" for blaming someone
else for your problems. I, however, do draw the
line at suing other people for doing something
downright silly.
These kinds of cases create a society in
which no one is held personally responsible,
and they show children that it's okay not only
to blame someone else for their own poor
judgement or their own bad actions, but also
that they can turn it into a payday of sorts.
Cases like this teach people they can always
shift responsibility to someone else.
We need, as a society, to remember that there
are things we should and shouldn't do and,
when someone does something they shouldn't
do, they should be reprimanded for it and not
allowed to pin the blame on someone else.
The legal system needs to be built around
helping people who have been wronged, not
justifying the wrongs people have done and
letting them sue people to their heart's content.
Fortunately, the story of Goderich and its
inuksuit isn't one of all doom and gloom.
Groups of Goderich residents have banded
together to try and keep the inuksuit a part of
Goderich in one way or another.
Whether it's sharing stories through
Facebook or some people actually offering
their front yards (private property) for places
for the stone statues to be built, the community
has rallied to save the inuksuit in light of the
decision of council.
Sure, there are plenty of people out there
who are taking to Facebook to espouse the
same belief I'm presenting here, but there are
also people who have decided not to take this
lying down.
These people realize that Goderich Town
Council didn't really have a choice in the
matter; they had to pay and they had to take
down the inuksuit lest they be sued again by
the next person to get injured doing something
they shouldn't.
These people are talking about how great the
inuksuit were, looking for ways to recover that
spirit and trying to let people know that,
despite this blow to creativity and community
spirit, Goderich is still a great place to be.
Interested in taking part? Look up the
Goderich Inukshuk Preservation group on
Facebook. It's a good place to find and share
photos and stories about the stone statues that
are now missing from the Goderich lakefront.
In the end, that kind of attitude won't erase
the precedent being set by teaching people
they can do something they shouldn't, then sue
someone, but it does go a long way to showing
that community spirit thrives despite the (in
my opinion) misuse of the legal system.
Good on you, people of Goderich, for being
proactive and finding a way to preserve what
once was.
Shawn
ornal Loughlin
Shawn's Sense
Giving of themselves
This week, The Citizen features two
distinct stories about people getting
their names in the news for doing the
right thing.
This is nothing new for The Citizen (and
most other community news outlets for that
matter, so this doesn't necessarily set The
Citizen apart) but I'm sure as a reader these
stories are much nicer to read than negative
ones. I can assure you that as a writer, they're
a lot easier to write as well.
This week we have stories about students
excelling at their public speaking
commitments and young people starting new
businesses and, of course, the company for the
upcoming season of the Blyth Festival — all
good news stories. However, the stories to
which I refer are those of Patrick Armstrong
and the Bernard family.
These are stories about people who are being
recognized for their uncompromising
commitment to charity, whether it's Armstrong
founding a successful charity or the Bernards
becoming a charity's poster family for their
unrelenting support.
In 2009, Armstrong founded the Dave
Mounsey Memorial Fund, a charity that placed
defibrillators in public buildings all over
southwestern Ontario. He founded this
organization in honour of his fallen friend
Mounsey who worked with Armstrong in the
OPP.
Next week, he'll accept an award for his
work with the charity, that has now placed over
50 of these life-saving machines. In a few
weeks, there will be three Fund -placed
defibrillators in Blyth: the Blyth Legion, the
Emergency Services Training Centre and at
Memorial Hall, the Fund's first-ever donation.
Bernard and her family are being similarly
recognized.
After Howard Bernard's unexpected
diagnosis of Alzheimer's Disease a few years
ago, Joan, Howard's wife, his daughters,
grandchildren and numerous family members
have committed themselves to raising money
for the Alzheimer's Society of Huron year after
year through its annual walk event.
Howard and his family became involved
with the society very early in his diagnosis and
they were immediately struck with all the
organization does, whether it be for Howard
himself, or Joan and their children, the society
has proven itself a member of their team and
the family cannot say enough good things
about the work the society does.
So after raising thousands of dollars for the
society, the Bernard family will be this year's
honorary family because, according to one
organizer, they completely embody the full
family effort it takes to appropriately handle an
Alzheimer's diagnosis. It's all hands on deck
with the Bernard family.
These people understand that life isn't all
about them — they see there's a higher purpose
and that sometimes we need the help of others.
This is the continuation of the fine tradition
of volunteerism in Huron County and many
communities beyond, where people
understand that while they may not be getting
paid for their time, they realize there may not
be anything more important they could be
doing with their time, or with their money.
Just last month a number of locals were
honoured with volunteer services awards.
Whether they spent their time with the Blyth
Festival or with the local Lions Club, it's these
people that keep our communities spinning
We need to make sure we cherish those who
give of themselves, not wear them out to the
point they no longer find it fulfilling.