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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1959-12-16, Page 9WEDNESDAY ITEC. 16th, 1959 Sugar..a:nd;p:ce By W. ' smiley I'm . getting a bit weary of hearing,. people say they're sicl • of ' Christmas. It's becoming fashionable to emit such senti=- • THE. WCKNOW • SE111TINET,; • LUCKwoW, ONT 41UO.. ments as: "It's so darn .commer- cialized" or "Christmas is just a big pain in the neck'' or "l don't enjoy Christmas any more,. Fm absolutely worn out.". * * ..*; Piffle and poppycock. It's not Christmas that is commercial- ized, , it's our .society. Don't bet there won't be a sharpie out there selling souvenir. buttons .or cold drinks Second Cora • PAG. • N?NB on the day of the • For ` myself, I find Christmas, about' the time other people are mg. and the weeks •approaching it, a beginning, to wrap giftsor ad- ** • demanding but exhilarating . ex• 1 dress Christmas cards we're It's riot C::.strnas that's a big pain in the z e. k, .It's some of the so-called Christians who cele- brate it worrying, complaining, grabbing, sweating, pushing,. whining—in a. perfect 'frenzy of self-interestthe glorious day approaches. aS; perience., . Each Christmas season, I plunging into The Project. Most around our , house,` presents' a people- dotheir major, overhauls; challenge that , brings, out thein the 'spring. For some reason,, best in me. And don't anybody, we get into the moststupendous please, say the best .,is none too domestic upheavals. :just .before good. ,sa* • Reason is that each year, just • • .. Modern electric appliances give lasting , service and pleasure because they're so easy to use, so inexpensive to operate. • There's such a wonderful variety that you'll be able to please everyone on your Christmas List. You'll always be remembered for gifts of modern electric appliances that help your family and friends "live better electrically" ;the: safe, 'clean, modern way, ; LIVE BETTER ELECTRICALLY • :.,,;. ti N ..... ray fir. ;..n • r`4'i4�'.:{ r mr :ivv.+vw f the festive season each year. It's not my doing. The old liaise' looks pretty. good to me. But the Chief • Engineer goes.. into Soule sort of *frenzy about the first of December, every year, and we're for it. s :* •. :One , year, it ivas'a .new sink in the bathroom. By the time Vet. . were through, we had.. a' com- plete . new' bathroom, and a . bill for over $500. 'Another year she .decided we'd . sand all ,the floors, and . we stilt haoe humps ,and. hollows,in 'the hardwoodto show. for. it. Still another Christmas, we got into: the painting, an& when : the . • family ' would , gather at meal -time, . it looked like . a war -gathering of Apaches. During . these periods, living. with the old Trouble 'n• Strife is • like living with a cobra nuns= Mg a hangover..• That's:. why: I .' look on the 'annual Project as a •"chhallenge. It's a.. sort • of combin- • ation between Custer's ' Last Stand and the...Charge ' of the Light Brigade, in, domestic terms. And 'When: the toilet lid fin- ally goes down, without. .squeak ing, ''when , the.. last snarl of the sander fads, ..or when the a last splatter of paint is being . turpen-. tined off, ,I know ;that Christmas and peace on earth, and goodwill , toward the .kids and me., 'are, practically upon : us. This year, moved .• by who • knows ' what Obscure feminine balkiness, she crossed me Up: and ••went on a painting and 'cleaning' jag ;in October, two months ahead of ; schedule, and there .We. were, , facing December , ,with •nothing. to do` but . get ready., for Christmas, like . normal people. The• thought ; of it . completely; unnerved me, and ,I' knew• 'she'd be upset ..by all ..the .'peace •and ,quiet ,in the weeks .:before' • Christmas. So, L decided; to build a chimney.. I'm happy to say it worked.. We've' beenin, a normal :state. of . ; alarm and confusion, chaos: • and open warfare, , for weeks, and . everybody feels It's more ..like old times: I had quite 'a ,time . getting ,' a Irian. to build. it. Finally : found :the right fellow, but ie was on another job this Week and the ihad to go ; deer • hunting' next. 'week. he • needed a few days : to . get organized after; the hunt. By . this time, there's a `foot 'of snow on.the ground, and the chimney' experts; who sud- denly .seem to make up half the. population, are telling. me ne= body• . buta darn' fool •would build a chimney in that kind cf . , weather. Then the mason • said he could- n't work with wet bricks, and it M was . raining, or 'snowing every • day. I'll bet We're the only pec - ple in the country . who entere i December with a pile of Brick.;, about.. .the size of Euckingha i ° Palace sitting in the• laundry room drying. Between the men . coining in to• °get water`.for the mortar, and the dogs coming in to get dry (that's where he sleeps),., and that mausoleum o: bricks confronting her every morning, the Old Girl was •a-' 'bout ready to' have herset bricked off into a quiet cavity in • the cellar . or someplace. However,the, Project cleared the air, as they always do: We have the:.lotsgest chimney th. side of Pitthurgh.' That. make three chirrineks , on the • house, and 1 hope Santa Claus doesn't get into the "wrong one. One chimney will drop him right into the toilet. And if he. 'jump; , into my new one, hell drop like' a stone ' about fifty feet ani: into the.furnace: and .hat. will c,e the end of Father Ch i:•trna .', --moor oPir.aritorMitetiOLIMIlit”' 'r“ .:. ,• • 4 • 9