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THE LUCKNOW SENTINEL, LUCKNOW, ONTARIO
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• (Too Late For Last 'Week)
Mr. and Mrs. J.. McConville: of
Scarborough • and Mr. and Mrs..
A. Hartman and., family ''of Wat=
erloo visited • at..the home of Mr.
and -Mrs, C. Austin: for the ' h oli-.
day: .
Dr.• and ,Mrs. Kasper of, Detroit
visited with . their. relatives •here
recently.
Mrs,. Jos 'Ciiarvey and daugh-
ter, Mrs:'•Murphy and children,
of Toronto, spent last .Mondayat
their.. horine here:
Mr. ' Norman ` ,O'Connor and.
Mrs. Marguerite. :Brown, Attend-
ed. the graduation exercises . at
Waterloo i n.iversity ; Colle.ge
MrsN. +Brown's • song David, was
. • one ofe 106; •graduates to receive
his B.A.
' • Sympathy is extended to Mrs.:.
• Mark Dalton ori . the death other
':uncle, 1VIr. Lass'aline. of Windsor:
• 1Virs.• Talton attended, the funer-
al on Tuesday : :
Mr. • and Mrs ...Gordon Valad
and Ieitti of North Bay visited
at their farm.' this past week.
Mr. and Mrs. 'Clifton- Austin
visited. • in London • last week. .
• ,Congratulations to', Mr. and.
Mrs ' Edwin Meyers on." the birth
of •their ` daughter in, . Goderich
The children of; 'St. Joseph's.
School participated in the music
festival -in • Lucknow last Fri-
day' night. 'It . was •a wonderful
success and Special .thanks isdue
to : Mrs. Duncan' Simpson, • :the
music director. and Mrs.' Walter
'. Clare, their teacher. A .highlight
of".the occasion was the tumbling
act' put on. by sonie of the pupils.
Congratulations to;; Maurice
Dalton on winning first prize in
the driving contest held. in Gode
rich 'recently. • • ' •
Other visitors we=re John
Neill .sof .. Toronto, Danny Dalton
of Kitchener, Miss . Mary Sheri-
dan. ' of; Toronto, Miss "'Frances.
Gilmore• of London, Miss .Pran-
ces 'Dalton . of- Riversdale, Jas:
Martin : and, • Arnold .. Maeskman
•of London:.:• " •
Mrs. Gilbert . Frayne, whq ..is a
patient, iry• St:,•.Joseph's Hospital,
London wish=es to thank every -
ons ' for . their kindness. and con-
sideration during •her stay there
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Festival 'Winners on T.V.
The 'Westfield School is ,pre
senting. their' whiners from the
Belgrave • School : Fair Music
Festival on "M'Lady CKNX
T.V., . June 1st:',Miisic Supervisor
,is .' ..Mrs, . Elaine MoDowell . of.
Ashfield and tlie' teacher ;is Mrs.
Margaret :Robertson. •
Mr ' arid AVIrs..A.:.: Kraemer' of •
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Kraemer. of Elmira• visited at passing", "For Sale" and "For
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By: N1. IS. 't,, Smiley
This week I celebrate my 40th
birthday. For • :a woman,. that is
a fate 'worse than death. ',She
shies at • the 'cruel barrier: like' a
jumper refusing a too -Wall hedge.
For my own; part, I view • the
'Situation with • equanimity, in
terest; and not a little satisfae-.
tion.
. There were a good many times
•my life When I. didn't "think
•I'd reach 40;, hencethe satisfac-
tion, This is the age when a'man
is supposed to get restless, and
kick over' the .:traces. Hence the.
interest. A d .I only have thirty
years to .for the pension.
Hence the equanimity. ' •
.To • my children; • my; ' 40th
birthday. marks 'the approach Of
senility. They look ,.on. .me with
a • mixture of amusement,., affec-
tion
fec-tionand indignation: As .a fath-
er, they are fond .enough of me.. •
It's my old fashioned ideas they
can't. , stand. • Like ` thinking they
'should: go to bed some time be-
fore midnight; and should no
goo swimming on the first ` of.
April, and a ' lot of mossbound'
old stuff like that
To my. wife I .am'' a mature'
man who should startacting
like one • for a change. I'm a poor
father, a useless . honieinaker and
I smoke • too much. I yam impos
. sible in an argument,: •sornetithes
going •to the length of :disagree-•.
•ing with : her. But she's ; looking
forward to the . future, nonethe-
l.es`s. She's convinced that. ,given,
another•. 15 years, sli.e'1l have me
housebroken:;•
To •myself, "'I'm a mere youth,
just entering the best . years of
my' life,. handsome, :.courageous,
adventurous, and only prevented;
from running .off to the '.South.
Seas With Gina : Loliobrigida' by
:the fact -that she' hasn't:asked;
me.` That =gray.at the „• .temples
'Merely : • adds -•to: •• air.. sophisticated`
charm. ; Those groans when . I •get
up inthe morning are riot my
sore back, but inattiifestations" of
horror at facing a world in which
I' am. not :fully.'.appreciated.
• Fortieth birthday', sa .• .good;
tithe to balance • the •;books You.
find out whether there's Any
orking capital to ,buy a . tobog-
gan for the len slide down the
other slope of • the mountain•.it's
:taken you 40 ;.years • to ,climb
Looking over my ~assets, I find
that I've had more' than sty
fair share 'af 'good: fortune,. and
oat face the coming :.years, it not
with .joy, ' at. least • without des-
pair.,
physically',, I'm ,lucky Lots - of
men:, my. age'•have ;paunches,, not.
mere pots. Lots of'•men ,my' age.
haveneither their own teeth nor•
hair, and mine, while not: luxus
riant, are my. own: • :Lots• of men
My age are toting enough plub-
ber to make an Eskirno's 'mouth
water,;. and I have to eat like a
' .hyena, . just to stay even. •
• Lots of 'men my. age have An,
{ ulcer,. ':a • liver condition, high
bXoodpressure or a strained
heart. I've been. spared . these
banes.. Can't stnell a .•thing, but
'I can see right across the room,
and 'L• can hear ' a , mouse burp
• at
20 paces; Don't worry, i'rrn
typing ,this with all ;fingers eros-
sed. • ,
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The \years have been good to
me financially; too.. When ' I was
married, I had ,$108.60 din th:e
bank. and • didn't owe . a cent. On
m:,y.40th birthday, I have $35.40
and;owe everybody in town. But
I have a: big old house half paid
for, and a 6 -year -old -car all paid
for and 'two kids all paid • for,
and a wife who ••still 'hasn't got
that,. fur , coat .lfut has a floor
polisher /and built-in cupboards:
' In . the mental ..and spiritual
departments,. I have improved
.with age.; At 40, 'my mind is so
quick. and Active I can keep my
wife in a good humor about:ono,
day out •of three, The ratio used.
to be one ' to ten. And on Sun-
days: I'm right up. there in the
front pew with the best Of them,
Provided, of course, that I don't
have one of those Siinda.y thorn.;
ing colds, or it's too rainy to go
fishing, or I haven't been up too
late the night before.
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• Yes, th e years have been, ,good
to . me. -By rights, ,I should be
fertilizing sonxe portion. of a fo
reign • field, By rights,' my kids
should have turned out looking:
like me, instead of getting their
mother's good ' looks. By right, I
,should be a . dull, .poky professor,
absorbed • in the 17th .Century
Minor ;Poets, 'instead of : a bright,
lively editor absorbed; in sewage
disposal methods,"
. C'ounting your blessings may
be considered corny by the cy-
nics, 'but it has always been one.
Of my . favorite rain -day sports.
Not Marty men of 40, for exam-
ple, have been' blessed with.
wives three times as smart ' as
themselves. Mos are only twice
as smart. o' '
I . could go on; listing allthe
good things I have as I step. over
the threshold: into the frighten-
ing forties. Suffice' it to say;•.that.
I'rn• looking, ,forward to , it.
have lots of company. Some of
my best friends are 40. 'And have
been: for years. . • • • .•
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What causes . highway 'accidents?
Well, ' experts. • all • conclude:. '•
The 'gasoline, is too 'refined,
The drivers : much too crude.?
It takes a, raft of friends' to
'keep somepeople afloat.
PAGE, . SE.,V
OBL,TUAR'i
WILLIAM JOHN ROACH.
William John Roach passed
away in Kincardine General .,
Hospital, May 5th,' in his 68th
year. He: was born in 'Ashfield
township,. the son • of the late
Mr. and Mrs. John. Roach and
spent most Of '�life in Huron.
and Kincardine. his, Townships, M '
Since his health failed three • •
years ago, he has been cared for
by his brother, 'George' and, sis:;• •.„
ter, Mrs.. Nesbitt until, hiscon
ditidn • wor'sened two weeks.
fore his death. and he was taken
to the hospital. .
'Service' was conducted' at the.'
McLennan Funeral Horne, Rip-
ley, by .Rev. G. W.• Sach. •
The palib'earers were: Stewart,,.
Armstrong, Walter Nicholson,.
Jack Peterbaugh, Frank Lindsay,
Herb ' Sheane and Robert Smith:,
He . is . surviv'ed by five sisters
and twobrothers: Mrs William.
Miller (Sadie), ; • Listowel,; Mrs.
Thomas Culbert (Emma), • Dun
gannon; Mrs.',Sam Nesbitt; ' (An-
nie), Lucknow; Mrs. Fred Herd. .
(Laura), Ripley Mrs. -John
Blackett (Vera) Ripley; Ernest
of: Hamilton and George of Kin
cardiae townshiup •
, Attending the' funeral ; from:
Clinton was the, • only surviving
aunt of the deeeased, Mrs., Sarah.
Freeman, with .members of her
family,.
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