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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1961-02-01, Page 6w PRAM SIX I Ci OW &M'MN , , L.UCKNQW, QNTA.RIC If ' t• here is one thing above all other s that I loathe, despise, de- test. and e-test'and armor, it "is a household budget. I' know this, is wrong. I know it :is ;a. 'weakness. f know army rankger will 4 wince , maria when . he reads this, But I •can't help it.::I 'would rather end in a prison' forpaupers than have anything to do with a ;budget: There ., is a, . '.reasonfor my *Our feelings toward these harmless household hoaxes. Peri- odically, my wife insists. that we draw ' up' a budget. It happens about 'twice a: year, and: around e ksyl to -get: f0' ate: LORD SIMCO s:'xpants 3n4,. soles .R-'stL .' fth . slsoirxr„ rays aria Bo of the rillediao' Paint, Bas -Dancing :no cover, ns gainfinun. Aaple free ;ovtraight Vie' CQa►�esti, .F Fad ran. CANADA The Duni Elgin, Ottawa. The Laid Himcoe,Toront. GHICAGOi The Sperms . 'The Hotels- Ambassador Mau Uta etehpliaaa ilius 171141—T0S 42 „ our' , house it always ` produces. strauied rela:,ions,• mounting ten, .sion, and a roaring, fight, in that. order: During the year,,; ',I have a rough idea 'of,. where we stand financially And I keep it delibe- rately as rough ' as possible. It doesn't ' take the mind of a, mag: nate to figure out' that five from doesn'tt producea plus sign. All right, • so I'm . an escapist.; . I . PURPLE' E' GROVE .Mrs, Helen Swann visited tri •Ni dsor tWtti' the week -end, Mias Ruthe ror'ster and Mr, .B .Sarrith of Terento Visited at.the,lrinne of 'the, fo.a' mt.&,pt r°.,, eats, M. anci Mr', Walter li'ori, stet. Master Robbie Sutton visited at the home' «f his, grtrnclParen;ts, Mr. and Mrs. 'George' King et Bervie while his mother; Mrs, Cecil •Sutton i,a, ,patient. at Kin-. sardine Hospital, We I :.pe ,for'' a speedy' recovery. Visitors re . ntly at the . h nYie of •Mr, ncl 1Vli , Victor' Dawley ... a were: :Mary Anne , and, 'Richard McCosh,;• and'; Mr., and and., Don ald Chadborne. ' Miss. 'Mary • .Anne MCCosh' ' of Toronto . visited► "oyer the week- end witty -her parents, Mr, and. 'Mrs,, Don McCosh, ' ' Mr, 'and . Mrs... Frank :Dore, Nancy ,and Ronnie were guests On Saturday; night• at the 40th. bury my ..head in the sand, And ' wedding • anniversary of ' their if there isn't any sand around• , a aunt unci uncle . Mr, and 'Mrs. beaker 'will' do. John 'Brindley in the Walkerton' * • * , .Orange Hall: ,r. •' I know the mortgage,. wasn't • A number .from : here.'attended paid last year, the taxes are over -'the BEEF 'meeting in Bervie on due,. we've, had five bills in a Thursday. It was well -attended row from the dentist,• 'and. I've and very . educational,. . Missed the discount on' the hydro, The W.I. of Purple Grove held bill, which .-has been in. My hip a' card party on Friday evening.. pocket for three, weeks,' Btit: these The ' committee in charge was things don't really .bother me too Mrs. Claude Dore Sr., Mrs, .Pete• much:• It's When 'my, ' wife gets one Leeson and Mrs. `.'Steve Irwin. of her financial -genius -kicks that The prizes ,were w'on. by . Miss life becomes 'pretty : :ghastly :Elda Iharkness and • Mr. Harvey, around our: •place: She invariably Thompson. , does it when she's in, one 'of :Mrs.: Edburt Bushell ; spent those owly moods in which she '.Thursday :In ., Toronto.. won't . even take "yes" for • an only one with both feet on the. ground, the .rock on. which the. cruel waves of life are shatter- ed, •the bringer -home of : bacon,, the captain ,of our little ship; I firmly and ;producres Lots of pa-' afn, revealed as a sorrcif village laper and a' pencil Then .She com- idiot, an irxeptburden on ..the piles .fantastic' 'lists of Stuff,' ev- slim shoulders of mayspouse, a i, ery . thins from tires to toilet clay -footed '. idol, a:juggler , with paper, from oil to, ':oranges, puts shaky hands, and* an utter eco - i a :, price:'.on everything and adds non -lie 'flop: ' it all .un. / . * : *. She had one of those attacks this week They . often come', in midwinter, when my resistance is low. anyway.' . She ,sits• down WV1?N,ESDAY, ' SEB, lst,; llll;' Wast Bonta.iu ,Hoyle hcylidayed' laiaat week .with; ';Ma'* . and :Mrs.! Aur cel' Armstr'un ., ' Miss. Bvu and Mr.1 Lox'ne'Cu1- be t visited': at the hon of Mrs, Wm. Cox anMr.Xtev. Beeson: Cox during the 'week. Messrs, Don Meehan,- Gordon I atterson. and Hugh 'Lane ..werK Toi°.pnte during the week; ,. Miss Dianne Dore was.a n'ecent tisatorti ;with.': Mian Margaret Ro bertsen, ` • Mr. and • ''Mrs, ' non. Mc4'osh, Mary Anne. and Richard visited on Thursday evening • with Mr,. and" Mrs, " Currie Colwell, of Ltieknew, ' " fi Mi.. and Mrs,: Russel.; Collins spent.Friday ,in Goderi.ch `A number from here, enjoyed the Sunday skating in .the.:Lpek- now Arena., • • • Miss Eva and , Mr; Lorne Culbert 'spent Wednesday' even- ing with Mr. and,, Mrs; :Bill Eadie of H'olyrood, ST. _HELENS Mrs, .Harvey ,Webb visited on Saturday • with her: • daughter, Miss ;Alison Webb 'who is a pati- ent in -Guelph General, -Hospital. We, wish •Alison 'improved health. Sunday dinner guests with Mr.,, and Mrs. ' Fred McQuillin were Mr. and Mars. Frank MoQuiilin. arid Terry, ':Mr, Wallace' Miller,; Mr. and Mrs: 'Cart Johnston, Marie, ' Keith and Terry of ,Blue-. vale,' Mr. ' Ivan' McQuillin of ;'El- drew. Gaunt s. Fells trees up to 3 feet in dl ameter. Cuts 18"•trees in la seconds. Only ',18t pounds. Famous 'Homelite quality.. Have • FREE DEMONSTRATION lieu bar iiOct ttoia RONALD STANLEY Kinloss -- .Ontario Phone. Bervie 2441 • mira, Mr, Barry; McQuillan and Miss' Sue Scott of Waterloo. 'Sympathy of • the community goes •to Mr. and Mrs:. W m J. Robb in the loss . of his sister, Mrs, Anne, Eliza ••'-Milner' ,of,: Lon- • don and Mrs, Robb's nephew, Mr. Frank Garniss of •Toronto, 'The : February meeting of the, W.I. will she • held on Thursday, • ,(today) at _2 o'clock at . Mrs. An ` This takes about , two hours,4.. Don't • ask me ..how all this during which we . discover ,the comes about : in the mere draft following that I don't 'know how ing of a budget. ;It's uncanny. much life insurance I have; that My Wife sits there, scowl deep- ', I dont. know`,h'ow, much the taxes ' ening : as •the evidence mounts. I I are; that I can't remember •,whe- ;squirm. lower ' in my chair, while. 1, trier or not' I've paid the interest trying to look ' .keen, interested ,on the .Mortgage, and such -like• and dedicated'. to balancing. the Perhaps that's why ' I dread thing. Every time ..she thinks of thesesessions so much: -With 'a a new item.: for the "expendi- few .strikes of the pencR, I .am tures"'.col:umn, she lights up like transfigured_; Instead of.. the firm, a ,,pinball; machine When she ,, kindly. Mentor of the . fA ily the comes to.the refreshment and to.: i• nn■nn■na nn.tinnno silo a basso departments,' her eyes ,gift-;' ter like those of a snake about iiaananamanalaassaaa■■saa a 'FOR FAST, EFFICIENT OVERNIGHT i to harpoon :.a "hypnotized rabbit. • ■ After this week's ordeal, she announced triumphantly that we ■ Were ;going' in the; red at the rate is a' �of X50. a month. 'th.Ttiat ' ''seemed to re rpterrr�e ' a make her feel better. it made' me i a feel a lot better, too. From the TO . or FROM ; 'TORONTO LUCKNOW ▪ way she'd been acting, I figured, ! they were. about, ready to send • is me 'off ` to a place ..for ' retarded ■ children.■ • •' '* fi Then. she "vent 'into, the next ar, n part of the ritual, which. never. or LUCKNOW LONDON ■:.. . -� • varier.. Where were Ave'' 'going to • cut down? Y 'always suggest par_. •• ind the food bill:, . "Those *kids .would , be a ' lot . better off if. . they • • • at, more porridge and cheap,„ • healthy 'stuff like that;.." I always u say. This merely leads, to an out- • burst in which:,she .claims' that :I ■ ▪ have just accused her of being ▪ •aid extravagant ' and . wasteful'; ti• ,ei k. erhks puts me uh the defen- sive. ' •■ Arid that's exactly where she • wants riceNow, the pencil . stabs the pater relentlessly, and comes s, the tn.ev table...question , "Do • you ▪ realize hoix much you spend • on' ✓ cigarettes''" And :it turns out, as u tt • a:ways. does., that • if 'I ,stopped ▪ , not ing, and gaove' up n'iy . pr+e n d;n�ter., bOttie of ale,' the budget: ■ t,va.uld .baiance, ' the suri • would. shine every :daY,' and'•ny family; s r aGtt love, 'respect and, obey me, • •• SO 1 prosxiise• to do it. • a • y•ie xt 'day,' the ' Old Lady `-feels so good. about .having balanced' r ■ , ' All Loads Insured * • New NI/Ingham Warehouse Serving gt '.din haaa and:� 13i -strict =� Household "Mrnring Service to any '. Ontario points. ' .No. Load Too. Bi; = Zoo' 'Laud Too Sana9l' +r air r� N�t,►ri ��i�k,► .0.444,44 • • All Receive Caret. When You Ship By W:AVDE,. BROTHERS. • PHONE. COLI:�'aC'T: 'SUPERTEST GARAGE P1 -1614E $ I.II I� O V • r e budget and reformed e at neer dream things area t so i' r. • Wingbarn� 15 �-- Km�cairdme 5, R Ie�p 193 +,'fat she that anew "dress. So,. u t recon that d she cart afford that e11' Your Traveller ogr When i Orderiio To `- n r ` • w o • .";�t�g�, ,and .I slip dal,, fitow n end SI#1 SY 'V'A bEN' RH OS TRAINSP01 ` '' up a large'' deck• of 'weeds 7� 7 r a: a; a' �matl; hoc of beer. 4nd r j6541• Toro to,or O 8 75 .Lei adn w ,.,•• tt4F'r" 'tape •re• • o'f4 ftlt"•� s'i'ft .; Sy Ph ' ritttg ARG" a.a■carr■aver!, i$Ias .soar■hrraat uaana�arraaaiarrraa tts�tuiier0 x ge "e motel, i aCwututtAceot ,t rt mg moms,• i a Pates , anatts Ascot! h'tAxa.8,, tt4 Q stIPL.A84 ICCOwt>tl .* r�'F:+" s MYAnvYUtiL + S WYihtY�!f�?Fro� 404W• /3^3r�ny Aire Which is the RIGHT:account or your.mp.Ngyt':. . Are. you using your' bank to ,your : own, greatest advantage? Are you putting'•your. money .into the particular type of account:- or.. accounts —that .best, suits your needs'?, .At the Bank of Montreal, .Savings • Accounts, Personal •Chequing Accounts • and .Ctyrrent• Ac- counts all offer "you particular advantages ,depend- ing on. how you plan to:use the money you deposit. Best way to decide Which account, or combi nation of accounts, 'is 'fest` right to give you the'best run for your money is: to pick up a.• copy of the. B of °M's'Iittle folderhe Right Account Will Saye You: Money", It' outlines the difference 'between the various accounts and explains' how best You can .use` them.,' And it's yours, for the asking. .z: For -my: money. :Ask for your copy at your', neigl bourhood 13'0 M branch SANK OF MONTREAL . Manage' WORKING WITH C'ANAbIAt t 'IN EVER i�►' ' • " Alk bF tifE. ,51NCE 180