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THE 141,ICKNOw SENTINEL, LUCKNOW ; owr tl i°t(
the contrary, I. assured 'hirn
there', was nothing ' ridiculous:
about ;such Stories,, ,and . -Mention--
red
ention -
ed one: such visitor I'd had ,my-.
self, He spread, the word,' .and'
next thing • I knew, all the.,kids
the '-class were clamoring to
hear the, story.,
There . was , no' choice }hut to
.read itto them,/ just :as. T,;' had
Put,it down tWa Years ag¢, Most
of you ' will remember ' it,, but° I
-think, it bears retelling, if only
to prove that you can't tangle
with tele'.. 'flue, eleyenty-seven
exam . papers; and the January.
blues and turn out a ,scintilating
column. So hereitt is,
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It:Was about A0' p•m, My .wife
was out to • a meeting. The kids
were off to sleep; I was ' looking
•at a- picture in 'the paper, con
cluslve. evidence. that the human
race` is F mammalian, of Miss'i
'Jayne Mansfield, modelling,,
dress Cut to prove that the young,.
lady's bust • is ,indeed b"igger. than;
her butt, • or 'whichever .itis sup-
posed to be. I must admit I was.
-enjoying myself, Jn' 'a disgusted
sort olive way.'
Suddenly :I .had :•-a-nasty feeling
that someone ' was reading .. over-
my., Shoulder.:I ,whirled . around
:and there he was.. Next thing. I•.
know, I was 'u'p on top ' of the
mantel', quavering:. " Eioor ' you?"
It wasn't the' fact that :he: was
stark naked and four feet. high.
.that, startled' ri e,,•' Nor that .he,
was "a;peculiar peatgreen. all ov-
er. Nor. that ' he had only one
eye, and . that,, of :deep :purple, . set
right .at the end of , his • short,
square nose.
What ''really shook me ' and.
continued to alarm me "through -
Out the ensuing exchange, was.
that • he had something ' that.
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al :rations and repairs to the exterior or interiorrior
., of; a home and for a wide Variety of other improve-
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ten years to repay: These loans are also available:
to:the owners of rental properties......;
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Farm' lmprdvement'•Loans, backed by the Domini
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up to. $7,500.at'five per cent simrile interest and
up to ten years to repay:
These loans. cover the purchase °of all :types of..
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.,arM equipment and •ir .provetnent, to'•the farm.
house and farm buiddings�
WITH A • •SMALL BUSINESS' LOAN
Enquire about Governntent-backe'd loans for
improvements to small bu$iness establishments
'through the:chartered ,banks --up to $25,000 and
.'upto.ten years•to repay.
Why Wait for Spring, ;
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ISSUED B'Sr; AtJTtiORYTY OP THE 'IitINTS'T�11. OF' LABO
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mightily resembled° a 'stalk , of' P LA N, JOINT
celery growing out.of bis navel: NT
and . that every ;few minutes he'.d. I STA':LLAT
snap; :off a piece, sprinkle, someThe January
s t, 'on i r and nit into ' xiliary : anada.
mouth,; whichshoviwas; g of course an
LadiesLegion`Au-Branch toNothe. 30C9' was.
Iocatcd m his left armpit, crunch
happily on, it.' •
The he spoke Atleast I'M
not nOt Sure Whether, . he
spoke:, He
may have' used: Borne `type of
mental • telepathy, or thought
transference At: any rate; kwe'
Carried on a-.conv."ersation.,
. "Don't be alarmed," he sooth-' I~
ed. "They told Me • to find• an members has 'moved fromAverage' Luck
about as� averageas� they•.came.now and a• siert is to ,be sent •toy
and 'you're
,, ,g
•Earthman, a her:. Christrmas•greetings were:
Crunch` crunch; "Well thanks,"` read by, Auxiliaries. .ring
Inglis; from;
T retorted, trying , to .`get some otherComrade
.e Pre Sldeiir;
A
saraasrn mato my shaky. tremolo.., Kittle Purves closed the' meeting..
"Thanks very much,, -I'm -sure,'' L•ur'ch was enjoyed by ,. the lad::
. ""They wondered,": he went on les. Lunate 'committee for .Febrw-
rather indifferently, .snapping off.�'ary ';is° Mickey Inglis, )Shirley
another ,piece, crgnch, ., crunch;,;.
"if there` Was any point in tak
ing = • over this' third-rate;• planet,
as 'planned,: and -trying :to, do.
:something with. the 'natives, Far
•as I'm 'concerned, :you're not; about. this.
'orth the •.trouble we'd' have •
held with, si c. rneml$ers present
who. ventured' the ,stormy night r
of
Z• s. MCI' o � n
s s arne
,dr w.
t h was, a an
for the membership draw but
was not present': Eunice .Cun-
ningham
un ningham moved • we Carry '190Q^
aid . up. ;members.. 'names over
nti'l ' March for • McMbership'
d •aw,
thiel Armstrong, one of our
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Cooke,. Anna ,Johnstone',. A joint
installation. is to be arranged for
January ;31st, . with the , men.
Auxiliary members please' Watch.
Sentinel for 'further .• particulars
with; you;. Bunt • 1'an. only: the
chairman of • the investigating.
committee." Crunch, crunch.
"Hey,- wait a minute!" I: pro
tested, . albeit. faintly. "We're'
not sobad as . all. that. We May
have .our • little faults, but after
all, We're all human . And
But I stopped talking and shook
in m. y boots.' when his ` purple
eyeturned red an angry -look-
ing.
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"Human," eh?"'.:he snorted. ``Oh
you're a grand ':lot, you humans:
You preach 'brotherly: 'Love,' and
every, 20 •or 30 years .you' Murder,
each other' by millions:.' You
boast*, of man ; kindness:,: but '
you• hold your .°grain -tor the
CULROSS • CORNERS
Mr: and . Mrs. Bob -Fischer and
Sherry,. .Kitchener,:. spent • New
Year's. .week -end with: • Mrs:
S ,
Catherine .O'Neill and • Miss• Mary
Collison; '
lt(Ir. and':Mrs. John .Schwmach-
er 'spent, New Years with Mr.
and Mr's.. John' YMoser, Parkhill",
While -,Mrs.'. Frank', ;,Brown .. and
Reg spent theholiday with .;Mr...
and 'Mrs. Albert :Shelton; • Park-
hill.
Mr..'. and . Mrs.', 'Donald .'Ross;
1Vlillen and '. family, . Toronto; .
visited "with :Mr. and Mrs. John
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AT HcIME
in apouch
1VIr , 'and 'Mf's: 'Mor ley -Wall 8t' t
family were : dinner guests New.
right. •price while millions of '
Year's
humans starve. Your best , brains . of, Mrs. Remelda.. White-.'
are totally engrossed in making i head, Teeswater
two thin•gs = trriore horrible Mr. and ' Mrs. John Schizmaci•
Money. and Charlie Edgar spent Mon: ,
weapons
and ,m,moreoney . Yotir'r ,
churches m
• are'' rrnonuents to a day .evening. at .Browns.
lost• cause: • Your . woanen are,.1 Mr . and Mrs. Morley Wall &
family 'were • dinner ''guests Mon-
.greedy shrews: You wallow in ,
poisons liquor, nicotine, sof=� .day. ey"gning of``Mr. and Mrs.
'fee. Your heroes} area adulterous ,•
Elmer Wall, 8th con
actresses and . thickheaded ath•- . , •Mrs Frank •Brawn and , Reg
le.tes "• I were dinner guests ; Tuesday ,.ev
ening of Mr. arid Mrs.' Harold
I guess he was getting' pretty Nicholson and'family, Bervie
Mrs Catherine •O Neil'1 and
top ',flew off his'little' pointed their guests, ' Mr. and , .Mi s Bob
head: and s oke ',poured out. I
Fischer. and Sherry, spent New.
must have- fainted in ` terror, be-: j Years.. With .Mr: 'arid Mrs.' Leq '
cause my 'wife_ came in & found
me in:.: front of'the fireplace 'lin I Murray 'and'''faMily, H olyrood.
mi..and 'Mrs. Tom Stewart '$c '
.. ,a deep swoon:: When I tried , to boys were the guests New Years
tell ' her ' about it, ..' she ., went of Mr 'and . Mrs. Ronald" StaYnl,ey,
straight` to the kitchen . and Kinloss.
checked" the contents of ' the lblr. acid Mrs: ,John Sc�humash
medicinal bottle. • of• ' brandy. 'er .sapent: Thursday .evening with;
There was'nt a, .drop' out' of Mr.' and Mrs:: James' Wraith..
so she said .it 'nest.: have -been : Mi : ,' and Mrs. ` Ezra . •Stanley;
the Venison pie and the' ' cream
worked up, "because jus • then' the
� Miss MaryCollison • along ..,with
Sharon- and Leonard: ' 'Kinlough
I'd made for
were 'Thursday evening' visiaors
cheese crust that nner. _ at Brown's. •
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-But I, 'knew better, •1 stooped spent . Tuesday with .Mr.. and'
•into convince. her, but 1.,�did ti `. Ralph al h Goesel, Kincar.
by g � As. . dine
,
permit . myself a mirthless little,;, . .. Mrs: ll 'rank ''
.•' Brow,. -n arid.Reg
chuckle • "whenshe:wantedto ypent Wednesday.,evening with
Mr.: and . Mrs.. Tom .Stewart
THE'. KANGAROO,'the. largest of tho
Australian marsupials,• roams the
countryside in large.bands. Although.a`';
full-grown kangaroo is..nine' feet high -.
and' weighs 200 pounds, the baby is'
only an inch long when it is born:; It:
stays inside ;its mother's, pouch until'
it:.is'five. or six, months'old, at which
:,time• it weighs 'severalt pounds and is
,:able toshift.for. itself.
When..the young kangar000leaves its
"home, at is:'ready',to take •its rightful
place in the world. To help your children'
take their ,rightful place in•the;world,`
there is. nothinh.better�than �fe;insur ,.
ance: Let metellyou about Sun •Life's
Educational. Policpwhich can so easily'
pr�videfundsfortheir college education
m J
R.R...2, LuCknow
Phone ' Wingham 717-w-4.
SUN LIFE' .ASSURANCE:
COMPANY OF CANADA
• Mr. and 1vlrs: James. Wraith`
spent Friday at /the hone of Mr..
and ' Mrs Murray' Henderson ' of
Lu'cknow.' At time' of writing,
Murray' was stili con. fined` . to.
Wingham Hospital:
F O 'and Mrs ,Russel Stewart
and family, 'Trenton are': holiday_,
ing this week 'with his •parents5
Mr. and Mrs. T.orim. Stewart.
• Mr. & Mrs. John Schumacher,.'
'were Sunday visitors 'With 1VIrs.
Helen •• Schumacher,
Walkerton."
Mrs.,. Jaynes . Haldenby Dea�bie•
anal Diane " ''-are. . spending some
time. with.her .parents; ,Mr. and
Mrs: Campbell, Kincardine.
• Mr. and Mrs. Morley . Wall: and
fa•mil ` were="dinner guests
ela:y. evening • of 'Mr. and Mrs.
. 'know why I had . let . the kids Mr., and Mrs Tom Stewart: Abe; • Penner, Teeswater:,
drop celery all 'Over the living ;
room
•FOR-NIER RESIDENT
' DIED IN Sr.- THOMAS
The death' of Mrs. Edith (Reid)
Lowe, occurred in St. Thomas. ,
Elgin' General Hospital on, Tues -:I ,
day ' night, December 20th. ',She 1
was born: at. Lucknow• on May l:
•:: 20th, 1878... • .1
. Mrs.: Lowe had resided in the''.
Lethbridge district ' in Alberta,
prior, •to .'corning to St. Thomas
• a year ago'. to . reside with hey:
' daughter. _ •
iter ,husband, 'the late Ernest
Lowe; .predeceased her "several
years ago, Surviving are a son;
Ewan 'Lowe of Los• Angeles; 8
dathghters, '.Mrs. Leo (Evelyn)
'Mei i irk of , Lethbridge; Mrs,
Samuel (Jean) Millard, St. Tho
mane M1s� Melvin• (Kathleen).'
utter, Claresholm,.. Alta; 'ancl a
• bi'':th'er, Dr, Wail, Reid of port
Rowa , _
'il`nited'. Church at ' Ca dston,
,, tookmeiner of
the
Mrs.Lowe, was ' a
Alberta; where .burial .'place
on. • Wediiesday, 1 ecethb'er 28th,
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