HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1962-01-10, Page 5WEDNESDAY, ,JAN. 10th,; 1962
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THE LUCKNOW SENTINEL, LUCKNOW, ONTARIO
WAGE FIVE
KINLOUGH
Miss "Evelyn Nicholson sPent a
few days with Mr. and Mrs, Ted
Evans' at Rexdale,
Mr. and Mrs. Norman Nichol -
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�� ROWS LOOK TO I�IRIA4 psi
son. David and Carolyn, :Mr. and
Mrs. Ted Evans spent New Years
With Mr.'and Mrs., Bert Nicholson.
Mr. and; Mrs: Jack '.Barr and
family spent Christmas with Mr.
and Mrs. Gilbert' Hamilton:
Mr,,, and M rs George Haldervby,
Mr.. ,and Mrs. Harold Haldenby,
and 'family , were Sunday, dinner
guests with Mr; • and Mrs.. Clare
Sparling and family sat Walker -
tori. • •
Walker-
ton..
The Annual . ;Schdol meeting
Was held at the school. Mr.. Ly-:
man Sutton .was re-elected• trus-
• tee -fora . three-year term,
The. Holyrood • , W,. , met on
Thursday • at the hall with Mrs:
Tom Hodgins and Mrs, Sam Far-
mer hostess and directors. Mrs.
L.• ymari ,Sutton presided. arid. Mrs,.
Jack Ackert. acted as psecretary.
Thep Ode and the Mary Stewart
Collect opened • the meeting, A
thank you letter . was. read for a
Christmas remembrance ftom
.Miss .Belle Ross, • An. invitation
was extended to i:any institute
Members • wishing, to attend' a
luncheon in the Queen Elizabeth
Building;:.:Pxhibition Park, . To-
ronto, February 19th' which will,
mark the 65th anniversary of•
the "WI. .which was •fou'nded .in
Stony Creek•. A' colourful pageant.
will be 'a highlight 'along.* with:.
several notalile...:speakers A
special National . radio, • forum
broadcast which will ,be, of inter-
est 'to.'Worners institutes' was left
over' until'•the February 'meeting:
Card parties Were planned; for the
wintermonths' starting Tuesday,.
January 9th at '8:30 *and will be
(held every twfo, weeks. Each
merraber ,answered, the roll call
with "A.. thou+ght .. fbr the 'New
Ye.ail"Mrs; Ldfne Eadie read
article , on . the new ,-minister. ,of
Agriculture,; the Hon.:;W •S:tewart.
Mrs.; Wihiaira...Eadie.,' reported on`
'Horne, Economics and.: •Health,'-'
and axplained'. what to do' in 'case
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Bill Smiley
'Well, 'Mac, • how . did you . gel week.
through the New Year's Eve, or-
deal? What's . that? • Your eyes
are still bleeding?nd ' Mabel,
how .about you? , is it true' that
you hung ,a. big wet kiss on Mac's
.boss, at• •the Stroke: •of. twelve,
buring: a cigarette hole in •the la;;
.Pel of his' new suit: in the pro
cess?
'Well, . that's how it ..goers in
this country, on ,New Year's Eve.
The Latin countries •have';their,'
carnivals • The, Germans • have
theirbeer-drinking festivals; ' the.
Indians their religous orgies,, the,
Africans their tribal dances and
rites. These . festivities ,go•.on for
days, sometimes • as long
a • child would ;'accidently: drink
any detergent liquid' .or poison of
any kind: If a doctor• is not 'avail-
able, `.contact Victoria Hospital,'
London • (poison control). Mrs
Tom'a-todgins'presided for' the fol
lowing program and gave the to-
pic "The gift iof..the ;New'° Year"
apd. ,read an article on "Resolu-
tions"' and also, read a: him.oroui
poem. Piano 'numbers. were given..•
by Karen Elliott, Elliott, Edna Boyle 8&
Mrs .Jack:.Hewitt. Mrs Sam Far-
mer gave therisotto:.• "This is: a
new.. page,•; try to. ' keep it clean''.'
and. concluded • it 'with : a, New
Year's meditation A reading,
Thesold-fashiened sleighride. ,,by
Miss •May Boyle The meeting
closed with God'Sav'e:,the 'Queen.
and. 'G'race.., Lunch '• was ,,served.
``:The. •.February : l'i'ostesses will' be
`Mrs.' Harold. • Haldenby and Mrs,`
;Ed .Thompson
The WA...will meet on. Thurs=.
day at .the ;home of Mylizs. George
Haldenby.;
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NIr: and Mrs. rJohn'. 'Cowan`. of
,Sarnia visited . recently With Mr:
and Nirs: Dan ' Wylds: ` . ••
Mr. George: Moncrief and Jane
Spent a few' clays visiting ,in, Oril-
lia.
.Mr. and Mrs Donald McChar.
les of 'Brantford' spent the week=.
end with Mr. and ' Mrs: 'Oliver
McCharles and John. •
...Church ;services were 'caneel
led .at . Ashfield P'resbyterian.
Church'on .Sunday due to the icy.
roads.
Several. children : missed school'
on Friday,. when. the :busses :were
unable ;,to,' make the rounds ,ori
account` of the; sleet storm..
'Jane Drennan nd ;George .,and,
Tom MacDonald are staying wiYh
Mrs.. Torn 'MacDonald white IVfr:
MacDonald is a patient in 'Kin-
cardine • .hospital:
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Everybody. . involved iri those.
affairs looksforward to . the
occasion .as a • chance .•to, release
pent-up hellery.' They start•slow`-
ly, gather momentum • build • up
to' . aclimax, then totter back: to
the kraal or whatever,: exhaa_t-
e&, cleansed,. purified; •
Birt•: the • poor .• old Canadians:;
have just one night ayear in
which to' kirk ;up their . heels,
unleash • those wild, surging de-•
sires so characteristic of the race;
and •:throw inhibitions out the
nearest . *indow, whether; it's:
'open or not.: That's. why: •we're
so. ;poorly the "rest ; of. the long,.
hard winter. •
.,I'm a' quiet, steady sort. `myself,:'
but ;I've•,:been `to 'enough' New.
Year'Elie parties: to shake my
head; in sympathy 'We . Canadians
build'; up- a treniendous head..of
••
steam during a. year because, be-
ing such nice, quiet, • conservative;
unemotional folk,we plug ell our
normal 'outlets. ; for 364: days of
the -'year, 'Op the last 'day,. We.,
'open' all': the valves at once. The
result is • a cross: between an oil
w.eh coming in: and an arrnmuni
tion: dump• • going up. `•
•In`::the 'resultant. •'WHOOSN!`
marria•ges are •.irretrievably`
wre•
cked, careers ruined, young
men turned into° doddering- skele-
tons,. lovely young ,: •women into,
decrepit hags
• New Years Day is .spent • in:,
surveying; ;the: •ruins, with faun
diced,' not to . mention'bloo'dshot, .
•
eyes. An interesting; color scheme.
that... Yellow and red. :
It's not until the next day :that..
the ,,marriages are`, pasted' .to.,
gether again;:.;the careers' resum-
ed, the young men.'. put ,back hr..
the. .path•'of d'estiny,: aridthe.
dolls:" restored to• a semblance of
because a ,couple of agile ladies
beat her to Tne, when the gong
sounded. .
• This midnight moment •ls the
time tor all the poor dogs who
are ;married to greatigid ,
to
dash. around hanging, ro
Mantic busses on the best -look-
ing 'dames at the Party. It is the
time for the little woman, with
a touch of gypsy in 'her I soul,
browned off with a husband, who
thinks, a kiss is. a waste of time •
to swoonfor fourteen* glorious
seconds, in 'the arms of the local,.
undertaker or, hardware man,
'I'll ; tell you 'more ;about this
again..But right . now, .I have: to•
do a little rexplaining to the Old
Battleaxe.
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One thing I find rather peculiar;
Canadians. either get .stronger as
they get, older; or they have more
inhibitions, to unload: Go to the
teen.. age 'party on . New :Year's
•Eve. , The .kids; danee decorously,.'
eat with manners, ' and •generally
behave;'. as, sophisticated adults
should,:
• ` Visit a party of . young . adults,
in their late:teens, early twenties.
They, may . • have. a few ` drinks,:
but not Many, and it's; a ''pretty
quiet, moony affair.. They're all
ga ng steady, you• see, and° trying
to make an impression .on''some-
body.
Then 'take' in ,a party among-
the" youngmarrieds,: with child-
ren, These characters are all ex-
hausted, tip,
x-hausted,`up,to their eye -balls in
debt, frustrated, and • slightly Adis
illusionect about life, Watch .out
for •fireworks' at .this:'one, espec-
ially at midnight,- when the Auld
,Lang Syne nonsense ends, 'and
thekissing' starts. Somebody will
get a thick ..car or a. split lip.
I've:had both, in •my 'day,
But•,Canadians hit their New
Year's Eve peak, .I' think,, in• the
middle years, in the forties and
fifties. For orre; thing,.. their ,kids
are past the childhoodstage, and:.
are,..probably not at hoxrie to
.keep' an 'eye on the oldtimers For:
another all, the men' are at the `
dangerous. age:.. For another, ill
the women •feel that their -hus-
bands are neglecting them; This
is: the identical°f ormula for which
the: scientists vvh
o split,the atom.
1ookei for, for years,. It was right
under, their noses. : •
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Again, the crisis; or .turning
point, is fight at midnight,' when.
everybody, has this insane ,desire
to kiss somebody else, 1 'don't
know • where this •custom origin-
ated; and 't'm against it. Not.
Pnly is it unsanitary, but, my,
wife clobbered me right On. the
.nose• on New Year's Eve; jug
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Look , at these Random•
Sample test results showing
net ;income' over chick and
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Each Starcross' 288 pullet
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63MORE
f : • : " .•.
than test average..
(Cana'dian Central -1959-60)
.2 .�..or45 MORE:
• than test average.
(W." New York .1959-60)
or25¢ MORE
thein •test. average.
(Tennessee' 195 9-60)'
,;17°. or '36¢: MORE
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than test average.`
(Texas 1959-60)
The egg -producing ability
of the Starcross 288's makes
• them profit-making white
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clicks now from your
Swift hatchery or. dealer.
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SWnF` 'S HATCHERY,
Treleaven Milling
Coo, Lucknow
Phone : Lucknow 9