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WEDNESDAY,, SEPT.,nth, ,1 83 yh
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THE LUCKNOW SENTINEL, 1.4.1CKNOa
ONTARIO
I"ACrE NINE:
• . I,f you shear tarry rude' .noises
while you're reading this !col=
uriin, pay. no attention. It will
rnerelty be my stomach trying to.
remind me that 1 am 'not tthe
Emperor: Ne, ro.
• • Fdr 't the pastt couple of ' weeks,*
I've been trying to convince .the,
old grocery -chute, through one
. orgy after &Other, that in could
handle !anything I chose to throw
into it; half -raw steak on 'torp of
skunky +beer, raspberries and rice.
cream on tap' of gin 'and tlerrvon.
AN . I'm' trying to .say, is tthat.
we
.spoor people, siMply. because
' w, a have some suanmer holidays;
shouldn't slant 'acting as ,thb' ug h
Life Were just a gay, mad whirl,
a big howl of caviar. It's more
like a • blind stagger,,. " a bowl
Cornflakes.
•
As our Most ;recent ;catiloacr of
old -friend visitors : fades: into the
exbaustt fumes, . and, I wave • a
slhtaky. 'farewell; 1. 'can't .Ihel+p.
tahinkking...nostagically 'of ,those
good ;old Oaks' When I was
weekly. editor, and had , one
week's., vacation' a year. Every-
thing 'Was . so simigle. You went
to the editors annual oontven-
tion,: tottered 'home looking and
feeling 'like A skele.ton, and went
.happily ' 'back.. to, _ work for :•a
other fifty-one weeks:
Now that 1 have ,alose longerholida s that.ttLs�ed 'to' 'look so
golden, I realize that iron' is a
creature of: hail, 'and is happier
and '. better When, he has his • 'nose
to the olid: grindstone, this shout-,
der to the good oltd 11th/eel, and
his feet .„plantted ecstatically in
that good,' old, familiar > rut.
Lengthy summer holidays, and
I say. it with with deliberation,: are
a . menace . to . health, - wealth,
morale . and marriage. •
Take health. 'When `.any hell-
, days
eli;'days -begatn, I ;was' in good shape..
Amt. 'the . usfual .smoker's hack,.
crocked knee., .,bough of `'btursitis
iii the sthtoulder, and . adhing back.
But clear of ' mind,,steady of
nerve;: Today, I'ai a wreck..: My
• sunburnt is, tpee]drig,' my 'stomach
is truanting like a Scalded cat,.
and :'every tinea ear' stops ::out
side :our
plaice : I ' ruai. and nide
in the attic. •
Working, .you. can't spend mon-
ey.. Whten you're 'not, you can't.
'Most people save up for their
hoLitla,ys and. 'blow tthie lot on
a. igtl oriousti .2 . weeks 'doinig +stointe-
thing, ,or`stayitng somewhe,re,• tthe; .
cart afford. Try ; doing 'this. for
two months,
Take morale,'. Frain:klly, alter
six weeks off the job, ''1 have,
become a total slob. Tit rhyrns
but It doesn't . • reason, : My total
accomplishment, on . ' proj,ects
around the house,`' 'has 'been the
erection of• a twenty -foot clothes-
line. The hook I.: was going' to
write this surnaner. . has • turned
into a book: My wife
laughs . every time 1` imen'tiotnt ,it.
Children imitate. When the kids'
see �tihieir; •:o14' man lolling in' a.
lawn chair . looking at. the trees,
they Elie; down on the uncut dawn
and ' do.. the same.
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AS for •antarriage, ' you,. .can
take it, too. Lengthy.' 1 olidays
put more strain on a sotltid iriar�>
riage than drink, •`gar-bling* or.
'other !omen. I won't go ,into.
.td:�etaiis. But lady, how would
you like , to run a rnatel wtiith-
Out -rates • with :one hand; •and.
try to direc:.t a. Lazy, unshaven
brute• with -,the `other? Pad, how
would you ilike' ,two • • Months ''of
togetherness • with, the •olld 'bat-.
tleaxte? I leave it . too your . im-
agination.
If; this .is what a ltong'. •holiday
is like; I, .sure Mope, . ,bo dile be-
fore, I retire
My Wife. 'is in even worse
condition. when `ihollitdays. began;
• she was pale :but •tperky..To!day,_
she is (brown on 'the outside,. but
a wthimperi g • shadow , within,
And no wonder: Justs dihe Other
day, for eamaniple, she was abut :
to • step ' from a dock 'onto. ' the
deck'; of ,a, a ni'Llrionaire's cruiser...
•The gentleman, ” ;who can run
• eight , companies with 'one' hand
',behind' '!`viii, can't run this `boat;.
As• she stepped, he .pint. it . in
•reverse; : 'by accident. •. .
And, there was the ' Old •Goirl,
with. !only ten' feet Of. ,air be-
tween her,., .and . fourteen feet of
water, 'Lt way like one, Of, those;
cartoon co ne+dies� dm' wlhich the
hero. runs 'off the edge •of a
' cliff and lkeerps+ running, 'in' air
for Ja .second. until. the • l=ooks
dowanti I'might, ' add that, she,
dtd'n'.t have her tvCniiirning :attire
blit. • •
. .
S+he'ii1 aiever Ibe the same girl,
;the way to. her watery wel-
come, she hit the 'd'ock a couple
of tgOod• 'ones,. ']►using about a
d'o't of '.skin off her anti; and
Piekrng yap a bruise • .on her nice
tanned 'leg the size ofta grape-
fruit and, next 'day; 'the •calor
of a baboiOn's •l ottom. She's 'Off
millionaire boat drivers for life.
Take wealth. When We began
these holidays, ' I had ' 2,` months'
salary to put., me through the
suhvner. At the end of one
month, I. had 'no mprith's
and a session with the bank
Manager;. ,
1.66enit that when. ykYasie'
7000, At Scotus
Games At Fergus;
r:.
There '-rwas an attendance . of
about 7,900 people 'et the Fergus
Scottish Ga'mess wtith. 25 hands
in competition, petitio nirieteenn of,which
joined lin the massed hand tparade.
later in the afternoon: '
Such; no doubt, was the scene
before the ttiarn. of the . century
when Luckruow was noted inter-
nationally : for The:,Gaines. Those
who .actually reinenbeer ,the hey -
.day of these, Scottish competitions
dormer Teachey
Back From MIdeast
"Seventy 'por ,cenit of Lebanon's
1,500 000n people are Christians„"
said Miss Audrey Fiederlein, , a
teacher at. Waterloo -Oxford Dis-
trict Hugh Scthool and formerly:or.
+thte I,ue'lnitoww District High School!
staff. , Miss Fiederlein arrived
home', lest 'week from a. month's
trip .to . the. Roily Land, Turkey;
Egypt, I taIy. and other countries.
She was the ,Drily :Canadian with.
the 42-rnemtbers, of the Fellowship
Tour, . condueeted tby ,the Inner-'
national 'Society of Christian En-.
tdea.vor; . '
The Beka Valley +in 'Lebanon;
which 'tis' considered to be I'm
most fertile 'valley in the vODI''' d,
:Was described iby 11Rtists WFiedetr-
lei+n as the greatest -sight sight .of the`
entire trip. There sh'e• saw .a 300--
year-old
00-year-+old •cedar,'orchards of 'a1-
monds, olives and grapes, with
sthepertcls Watching 'their flocks
nearby. Her most thriii+ling' ex-.
tperience '. was. attending, an out:
door communion. service at the
Garden Tomb 'in..Jerusatlem
'The people . were Very friend-.
ply 'everywthei e,". she said as she.
•recatlletd her visits to both Arab
sand Jewish homes... '
The Arab countries of, Iaeiba-i-
on,, Syria, Egypt and Jordan
were 'visited first,' forafter pass-
ing. through ' the .Mentdel,baum
Gane . in ' Jerusalem to Israel,
,there was no `gaoling (back. Mall
oalnntot • be stent :froth . Israel to
any sof ;the Arab aountrlies:
• `iTihe. Kibbutz ' Colony '1.that'. I
saw on: the way' to Haifa.where
Jewish people live 'On a eoingnun-
itty farm, appealed tto me," said
Mis ' ,Fiederlein. ' In sharp con-
trast were the mefugee camps 'in
Jordan where thousands of 'People
live in . tents or small 'houses 'they
hive built four'the¢nsel'ves. .
The 'hottest ,plaoes'visited were,
J•erriehto, .and .the Dead . Sea where
'the .+tnernperature 'was 100' degrees
in .the shade,
• She. Wag! impressed' by: the tact
that fthetre were no Protestant
churches' in Spain. .
. Although 'the leturn trip !l y'.j'et
took siix' t o urs' and 50 'minutes, sit
was 0:30 'p.7n.: when they left
Lison, and ' Only 6:34 p.m.. wthen
‘they 'reachetd Idlev,nild Airport in
New 'York 'ion Tuesday., Arriv-
imttg tarok :1n ' New Dundee alt 3;
here, • are becoming fewter. and
fewrelr.
One who ,well r emeniibetrs." thein
and ails the Huron -Biome clhaimp
vont of .the' Meet • at one Milne, . is
centenarian Thomas Ross, of;' Tar-
I canto, and aa' ;native of Langside. •
has a
lOLI
that will -meet
the growing .derrmands
of. our Economy in
this Province , for
FARMERS
LABOUR'
.INDUSTRY
and
BUSINESSMEN
Alike • .
A SQUARE' DEAL ,
FOR ALL! •
In Huron , �. Bruce Riding, Sept,' 25 : 4
Huron - Bruce Liberal Association
St, , Helens Once 'football Centre
Football' is no new sport to theeSt. ,1f elteris" area and is well -
the Sit Helenas district; William, •kntowtn,' to many . zn tbhi,5 ora;
'MacDionald' of arri'e sends• is a
Just of the faobbalil 'players coni a
Sit. 'Helens s team of .67 yerars • ago,
in 11890. We believe that the -in:.
:farmaation chine from. Wi111's
brother,. Fraser MacDonald • of
W+adren a, Saskatchewan,' who *as
a • mvernb er: of the `team.
Mr. land ::1Vlrs; Will MacDonald
are .holding ain ,auction sale' of
their ,' farm and .equuiprfeniat on•
Tuesday iof next •week' and are
moving: "from. Highway 67, "just
'wees•t of the Fordwich corner; to
'Brussels. Willi was A native of
Thie football team was ,com-
prised of; goal, ..John' 3; Mae-.
D o'n a'.td; backs, : WWil!liam • `''Taylor,
Mid: Huinipha'ey;. half backs;,
Fraser 1VLacDontald, Wan, . Ruttlher- '
ford, •Collin'MacDonald; forwards,°'
Ed Thorn; :Ro1}ert 1Vtiibler, ' Drank
Todd, Isaac .Miller; Well Mc-
Cro'stie.
' W,aiitetr: "1 would "alike; the
dish that age ale ran •over, there : • • •
is eating.":.
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"Ver good' Sir; : I''ll ' cab1 'th mn•
y
to ' the telephone ' while
snatch;`. his ,phos."
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