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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1963-01-23, Page 5VV EDLN . tiAY,. JAN 2ard, 1 LUCKNOW sirrruITEL, ' wool' ow, ONTARIO Custom Butchering Mondays . 'Hogs,' $2.00 in by A4;00 p.rn. Cutting and Wrapping, 2c pound. CATTLE, CALVES and LAMBS EVERY �..: EXCEPT SATURDAY We„Do Curing and Smoking .. Beef. Pork and Lamb, Sold Whole, ' Half or Quarter , For Better Service, And Lower Prices -:;:, Call Ripley 100, Chas. Hooisma,' Prop, Do you' loaf h;e writer with all the, intensity. of .your 'soul? iso you consider. that it is 'fit, only, for. Eskimos • and abominable' snowmen? Does your, s�isat shrink :into a cold little gray • lump: somewhere in the v.ici-nity of . your `.' liver,- .when ..it snows .again? Does your heart goow .hard with hatred .: •'when: the mercury drops? D'o you• shriek, lady,.at• your -.little: ones, when they...,come in, ' plastered' with snow,just ,seven :minutes after you have spcnt.half an ,hour ',bundling them. •up. to questions is .a screalningi: homi- • go 'ou!t, and they whimper; "Mum cidal "YES;” you may relax, y I .ha'fta., wee-4wee"? friendand neighbour;` You are Do you; take. the :.nam of the neither neurotic nor odd, ,Per Lord' in.vain, ssir,'cve•tv•time you ,verse nor peculiar. There's not a •go out In the morning and •dis,- thing wrong .with'• .you You .are •cover• t}iat the holy, old jum'pin'- a typical,. •normal,. •average,: and jeeziy' snowplow has. dumped ,the honest Canadian. daily 10 -ton donation •iaito,• your You• •have not• only .n:ry syrn- • and ICE By Bill Smiley. ,Do you wonder,When 'y.ou -re- ceive : your oilbt1.1, if . they. have got your' bill mixed up with .that of :the Chateau Lau ? Do develop -a -dee! • ing hostility ,toward Old friends who announce they are, off for a hol'day in the sputh? * Gird- Gude News: The regtufar meeting of the tst. Lucknow. Guide Company was held on Friday night at the .usual time and place.. After roll call and collection of dues, the patrols were inspected by their :P,L.,'s. A busy half hour .was . ,spent, r in patrol corners, and Captain Pas- sed several tests for the guides. ' Elizabeth 1Vlathers-led an active •game, following which. Mrs. A: E. .McKim led the guides studying the Astronomer badge 'in their final theoretical session, Captain meanwhile '•worked with the tw¢ recruits, on� �thetr•'tests an,d:Bever; ly, MacKenzie helped, the tender- foot • guides•. with their second' class knots, -At Campfire „tl're • ginls began instruction on the `Triend to, the Deaf" badge. The deaf mute akp- habet:•, as far as "gv .were prac-- 't.iced. fob this time. Taps' Closed the „Meeting 'it 8.;30 •p;m. The Robin patrol tidied up tend Sev7. eral ,girls passed :tests afterwards. The guides are reminded to bring their "white .elephants') to be'. sold. at . the next meeting. • " used to be one of you. I've ;been, through the loot, For. 40 -odd years •I was a -plodder :through slush, a • ;hunches ' of shoulders a ai.nst. blizzards, a snarling , payer: of. fuel bilis, a •.blasphemous scraper Laurier? you of it winds"; ierld -with :-' fingernails, because rny' blasted scraper.,• was missing. - • ..Oh, yes, I was one of you .mis-: erable wre•tehe's; . a '.bent backed slave 'chopping ,ice off the steps, a terrified. knocker -down of big- iciales, .'a 'puffing purveyor of garbage cans through snowdrifts, a furious shoveller of• drive 'ay�s, a -barking •seal when that -frosty morning, air, first hit.the tattered - hurrgs, ,an ;'envious despiser' of . the 'birds .with. enough money• to. ma �grate'in�to. the sun.,, * * # But, '.I'M "sorry, old :'buddies; I've 'left you. That's all .behind. I'm`. on the other side: now.: `..I got sick of being. a rabbit;. 'and decided to' run .with the hounds: 4sa result, `a 'w -hole new. life' has • Do your bonesache, your• joints creak,` your • `eyes water these days? Dpi, you.resent getting up: 'in what "seems to',be,the .middle of:.the night; togo to' work?, :If the • answer' to all these drive'way?pathy, but my `,understanding.,- I `DO IT NOW WITH A HOME IMPROVEMENT LOAN . Home Improvement Loans 'are available through your • bank Under the National Housing Act for•. alterations and repairs to the exterior or interior ofa•home and fora wide variety of other improve -c • ments..You: may borrow up to $4,000 with up to ten years to repay: These.loans are alsoavaiiabie. to the owners ;of rental properties'. • DO IT NOW W!TH.A.FARM IMPROVEMENT LOAN Fern; I•nmprovement Loans, backed, by the Dornln+ lon Govetnment areavailabie.from your bank up to $7,500 at five per cent simple interest and up to sten years to repay. *These loans coverthe purchase,of all types of • farm': equipment and improvement to the farm house andbuildins.`farrYi � • • Issued by'authority of Hon. Michael Star►;' Mir ;stet of labour,'canada`.• Made Donation To Fire Victims Mrs,' Ira Dickie was hostess for the January 'meeting: of the Kair. shea Women's Instituee at the 'Hall, 'IYIrs:, ,Farish' Moffat 'presid- ed, Mrs.Harvey Houston read. the scripture, 15 members and 2• visitors were • present, The roll. call, "A resolution I would: like my husband' to make;" During the business . period. plans were again: laid .for the an nual Calico Bal}, which is 'usually held';Friday of, Easter Week,',A:p- 'ril 10th;' A committee of 'fen were taken from`th•e roll call A dona- tion of $5.90 from, the. Disaster, Fund .is being donated in goods from' the treasury .plus material: donations from the members.•' Thanks to the Crest -Hardware for receiving these items for "the . In- stitute,' to 'be delivered at . ;the first .of this -week, 'this " is for a family in the community who. had their home destroyed by ;fire. "Mrs; Allister Hughes has.'been' appointed` Curator of the . Tweeds- rnuir Book; and *ill.•be: made,; a' member of 'the Historical Society of Bruce County•:' 1 Mrs. 'Houston presided for the program. •;Mr_s,. Vinien. Mowbray.. was Pianist, for a •sing=song. Mrs.; Evan Keith gave the.' topic, .on: penei for • rrie, • , Now, I .dance `blithely • to, the .window at first..:light to '..See Whether anything'fell• during the night:. I clap my .hands and ;cry, "Goody!" ;when; 1 , see ;that.' !big afresh` pile of 'white.' stuff inthe driveway, I gi uriq ble when the !temperature rises: .I. complain. • bitter.•ly' when nothing•, white falls .fro . heaven :in. ` . two days:. 1 ,grolich about the winter :being so short. I sincerely pity those who have fled to the tropics. • . `What's happened? I've. been skiing. Yes sir,' they' got the old. man out on the skinny:. sticks last' Saturday, and he .inai e . it down the little kids' hill; twice Without,• failing. That ;was' on the 14th '&; 21st runs •'Ohs. •they.:laughed; when L sat down the minute I stood up` on the, nthings.. But they ' weren't. laughing an hour • later, when . I•' Whizzed. down the slope, yelling, "Scheiss!" or whatever.,it `is skiers '.yell, . bowling over year-olds Like''five-pins.,, and tak- ''ing-those eight•arid 10 inch•l•uwnps 'as though I'd been • born within. yodelling range of 'the . Mat+ter, horn. lire ht started out as a mere effort to find . out why I bought about a half. interest. in : a sports.shop, at` Christmas, for the kids..I 'start- ed :'but, wearing 'My • golf pants' over my'•deer hunrti,ng underwear, -andold' fishing 'jacket over. my curling sweater',. ''By the' end of the day, 1• was ready ' to• sell my golf clubs, try. to get a ,refund from the curling club, and attempt• to trade in nay waders and my shotgun, • if I could only '• hae one • of those brilliant sweaters, and a pair of those bull -fighters' pants,'like the f other skiers, and sit around in • the chalet, drinking • 'Coffee,. with .the best v of them. , No rnoreagrumbling about win- ter, No'!t lore hatred of snori. ,No, more longing for spring; ?ou l should': , try It.' We skiers are F:AGE, FM" Australia, the setting for the 1014 triennial conference of the As soeiated Countrywomen of the. World ,(A.C.W,W.), held in Mel,-. ;bourne, in ,October of 1962. it is thoPed the members' will 'study ,more fully the Fall, 1962, issue cif Home and Country. Mrs. Ted- Collyer, gave a most thought provoking motto,` "What: is good enough for company is not too good for Tour family, be. it cour- tesy, or silver, teapot•" Those treasured pieces -of -silver, and fancy dishes should come out of hiding, in the- cupboard, and be put to Use, where the family May More enjoy therm, Miss ,Karen' Carruthers favored with a piano solo: Mrs: Houston• ,pre- sented a graph .of Federated' Wo - Metes Institute of Ontario; in re- lotion to branch, district, conven- tion `area • and provincial board,:' & explained the. offices which are, the connecting link of each. ' , ,Mrs, Elymer Reavie gave the courtesy rernarksrto . which our hostess replied. The hostess .aivd directors served,, sandwiches and tea and a soci,al'. time.'spent• Mgrs; Donald MacKinnon is.:hostess for the `F?ebruary sheeting. '• . We •Hook forward to tiie paper every week writes LeRoy OW bert of Wi�arton' is renewin his .g. =su'bscr ' • . ' p • YOUR"BIG. VALUE" COMBINATION BIG VALUE! 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