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THE LUCKNOW SENTINEL,. 'LUCKNOW, 'ONTARIO.-
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BILL. SMILEY
IT WOULD' BE HEAVENLY!
What would you like' to '
find, ' wages to' Pay, and nobody asking-
. m to. donate to something ev-.
ery 12 minutes.
My personal fantasy` is a simple
one.• I'd go like a. shot if `some-
one
ome
one:.would promise •me, uncondi-
tionally, a dark, : swirling trout
stream, impregnable to invasion
by women,'telephones and other
nuisances.
I can see it now: '.Swift, deep,
crooked, :• ending in; . a vast, silent,
mysterious . beaver pond, loaded,
with lunkers.I " can hear ' it the
exciting 'mutter , of a small dam,
just around the. bend; ' the, ,splosh
of a .startled, frog; the sudden,
heart -stopping ,takeoff of ;a dis-
turbed partridge, the whack of :a
beaver tail.'
most, : when you, go to :heaven? the
Let's. assume, for one wild; exhil-
arated moment, that we're au . go-
ing- to . get there..
Some people . Would' plump for
a meeting with loved ,.ones. This
• I' can never understand.. It'slike,
a fellow who has served a'hie
:sentence waiting to be greeted by
the • warden when be hits the
pearly, gates. i
Others, sad souls, would be ov-
erjoyed . if they. could "justbe
happy." Not me. ' Being happy J all
`the time would be a ,'real drag,
I 'thoroughly enjoy being. miser-
able'
miser
able ' on this orb, so that when
something good happens, . my plea-
sure .is intensified.
Quite a few,' whosuffer, from
physical ailments, would be sat-
isfied with 4peace and . comfort..
nights of solid slumber. The a arth- there, I guess I'll' settle, on Open
However, since mychances of
getting to heaven are just about
as slim:. as my chances of a per -
The insomniac imagines days and
isonal trout stream if 1 did :.get
'ritfe'dren"g-lif `" 'hieing ' 'able fo ing ` ] ay;'Tor `my'' old haunt, . the.
scratch his ;opposite ' ear without
feeling as though his arm was
"being severed at the shoulger by
a red-hot iron.
r Flathested girls : would settle
for . a mammoth bosom. They for-
get that, none of •the rest of us
would be . interested.
Some chaps I know ' would be
perfectly happy to leave anytime
if . they could ' count on a golf
course with emerald fairways and
velvet greens, 18 holes a day in
which :they - sliced:' not, . nor did -
they hook, and' a good game ' of
poker at the • 19th, with the bar
handy.
Many •, sober citizens 1 know
would be happy in heaven for
ever afterwards, if they could be
guaranteed (and get it in writing)
that their wives (or husbands)
, would be: in the' other '"place; per.
manently. '
Alcoholics would not only be in
heaven, . 'but the seventh of the
same name, . if their ': crock ran
neth over, perpetually, and . some-
. body
ome-♦body else was looking after things.
A few millionaires, once they
had • admitted they couldn't ' take
it with them, • would . be serene
in a : place where : there were -no -
Secret Place Where The Big Ones
Are. Not a soul knows about it,
except me And the 900 noisy
characters who have • heard about
it since last year.
Heaven, thou art distant,. yet,
I would work like heck to get
There, if thoucould condone
A stream for me—and me alone.
MRS. BURT ROACH • WAS
CHEERING FOR. PAUL
Goderich, April 24, 1964
Dear Campbell:
As we now have our; . mail .de-
livered to our door, will you please
address .my paper to 26 Bruce St..
East, •
I have no box number anymore
so' might not get my . paper and
:you .know I justhave to get the
news of 'Lucknow. ' •
Right. now 1 am watching the.
hockey, game and ' just saw -Paul
Henderson; score for Detroit. I'
could .:just 'hear Garnetcheer, the:
same as I did. Hope you , are ail.
well.
•
BERLEY
.,.Mrs, ' Burt Roach
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days. with Mr. and Mrs. Stewart.
Shiells. • •
Rev. J Webster of the Anglican.
church at Walkerton was guest
rector at St. Lukes . Anglican.
church, Pine River on Sunday, He
spoke of his ' work among the 'In-
dians and Eskimo wherea min-
istered for fifteen year a n d
where he said there was great
need for missionaries to enlighten
these people who suffer from fear
and superstition.
The fine weather.` over the ,week-
end isaw heavy traffic on gall 'high-
ways and many cottage's visited.
their summer . homes at the re-
sort areas. Seeding operations are
progressing' and a number of far-
mers have : completed, seeding.
Gardening ,will be next and who
can . resist the brightly colored
packages of seeds in the stores.
and the shrubs to be planted here
and there to beautify the lawns.
Birds are busy building nests for
their young among the sheltering.
cedars. Daffodilsare at their best
and tulips .are already in bud, ..so
Spring is here at last.
Mrs. Laura; McNain of Amber -
ley and Mrs. Dave McKenzie of
Kincardine visited on Wednesday_
of last week with Mrs. ' Robert
Reid of Clinton and with 'Mrs.
Robert ' Webster . who is a patient
in Clinton hospital.
Congratulations go to Mr.;and
Mrs." James . Mills•,(Mary Smelt-
zer) of Weston on the arrival of
a son, Blair Clark. °
Jack Campbell, Wilfrid and Don
Steele took part in "Singtime"
at Wingham on Sunday from Pine
giver United church..
Mr. and' Mrs: John.. Morgan,
Karen and Bob. of Stayner visited
with Mr. and Mrs. Donald Court-
ney and family. on Sunday.
Mrs. John -A., -Campbell of Am
taxes, ' no labor • movements, no berleyvisited in. Ripley for a few
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