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• •l;:iUCKNOW -SENTINEL, L•1JCKNQW, ;ONTARIOe
THURS,R SEPTEMBER ;i8.th;; 1050
TH • LUCKNOW. SENTINEL w
Lucknow, Ontario
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A .BACHELOR'S BIRTHDAY
We have a druggst� in our town
And he's a bachelor,
He Says he's a 'confirrned one too
With no one to live for:
He. had a birthday just last week,,
He's. `going on thirty-three, '
Oh,' that's . a really grand old. age
Thompson, Publisher and Proprietor;
Not amany Jive to s .
Somehow 1 seem to recollect' 4.
THURS°, SEPTEMBER 28th, X050
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AUNT HERD. *INS
AT -REGIONAL
RE 'IO AL
_ G N •.
A:highli •-::.t of the .Seafoith Fair
..last • we'ek„•vt+as.•_the', loth 'annual
regional shove. of the Ferth-Huron•
:'Shorthorn-- club,' 'which : br'ought
Out ;a, 'record brealting 124• head
of Scotch Shorthorns, ' with nine-
teen breeders represented in the
show .ring. •
R.. C. Parker ,of Watford, who.
judged. the show, deeiared that.
many ; of the' cattle :shown would
• not have been out of place in any
Shorthorn, show in Canada.
Andrew. Gaunt of West Wawa-:
• nosh was• prominent' among the -
.prize 'winners. `Andy .had eleven
head iri the coinpetktions. He:` won
• -sir—firsts' and Other:- grand-' chain.
pionshil honors.
. Rosewood.466th from the Gaunt
4 erd •was senior ichearnpion female
and: was the .grand charnpion fe-
male of .'the ,,,"show Mr. • Gaunt.
also had the !grand charripionahip
,
steer.
'Y'earling heifer 'classes " were
*wig the .strongest. of 4the'show
with Mr Gaunt ` taking 'first in
•'oot,h' the senior,and junior groups.
He placed;; second ,in ahe. get-of
sire.' group,': sired by • Klaymor.'
A Photographer's Error` �..
Printers:' are not 'the only ones
that make mistakes' even' thotigY
a mistake' in A paper may be
noticed by: a much greater num-
ber of people. A story.: is told of
a '; photographer's • error- which
compares wtth any of those made
by printers and has something ,to
spare: After the wedding a haPpY
young couple had' ; the, !photo=
g'ispher:'.call •and ' take ia. number.,
bf pictures ` of the. bride :and
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.MEN ARE'WHAT"
WOMEN MARRY
I've heard men like him vow
They'd live' and die.:old. bachelors
And, 'they're •all varied new.
They :-h-ave two hands, t' o feet
=and Sornetimes : two :\w'i\ es,.•but
neVer:• iiiore than one d.oliax o'"
one idea at. a time. 'Generally.
s cal ng, : they nay -..;be .:.trvided:
into,three' ,classifications hus=
bands, bachelors and widowers..
bachelor is a` negib'le. mass of
•obstinacy entirely surrounded
with suispicion. Husbands a•re of.
:three •types=prizes, surpwises and
consolation prizes. Making a hits.:
band . out of man Is one of the
greatest forms: of sculpture;; corn:-:
mon sense, faith, hope and char,
ity—mostly charity. It is • a , psy-
chalogical marvel that as small,
tender, ? violet scented thing•
oud--enjoy kissing• -a' -big, a,w -•-
word,••• stubby -chinned, tobacco'
and: rutin -scented • 4hink: like a
If. you flatter .,a man; you:`
rfrighten; 'hien to death. If you
:don't, you !bore him.: 'If you .per-
mit' ham tc ' make love to you,
he .gets tired of • you: in' the end.
If You don't, he•:gets tired Of you.
'in the, beginning. If you ''always
believe hian; you, .area fool. If
you,don't believe him, he thinks;:
you are a cynic. If you., wear .gay
!c'olors, rouge -and startling ;hats,
he hesitates to. take, , you,:out. ;:If
you. . wear a' little beret. and':: a
tailored .:suit ':he.' takes you. ,out.
but' spends. all his time staring
at other .women Iff, you join
.the Jun: and approve . of; his
drinking, he swears you are driv-
ing -him to drink and .the devil.
If you urge him' to give it up,
he v,'aws you are a 'snob and a
nagger. If you .are the. clinging
vine• • type, he thinks..your` have -
no . rbrams:• If y. ou are a • modern,
intelligent Woman, he'ssure,you
have no heart: 'If you :are `sill. `.
e°.: ongs ;afor a •• bright, in ll 'gent
woman.• If '• you are . bright; ".then.'
" he 'wants nothing but . a little:
playmate. Man is just a worm . m
the dust. He �mes along, • wrig-.
gies around for ,a while, and "fin-
ally
fin
ally'some' chicken gets, ,him! ,'•
For when iVliss Right,walks•dowri
thestreet-
Your'
txeet;Your' poor ald' heart:goes' ink
A.ricl ' you can hear •those wedding
bells'
.You thought wouldnever ring,,
•Vows were rriade; to be broken' •
And. the bachelors break
Anel: after they are; Married say
He'll wonder who, asked who?:
Miss 'Right knew how to play
her cards, •
Her plans worked out lustswell,.
lie's just . another married man
And all's .well, that ,ends well. 4:
—Wm., M; Buckingham:.
Charlie Chaplin's. Secret Love
•Now tall -for =the-fir-st-time•=
iy
thesto Ibeh, ind Charlie : Chap-
lin's , secret love,, . the girl he
searched= all; England to find=:
and lose. Revealed to Adela' Rog=
TUESDAY,, • WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3, 4
WESTERN ONTARI.O':S GREATEST' LIVESTOCK, SHOW
ness, Races — Running Race 2' Road Races
2 'filar
II;ANDS ATTRACTIONS
$7,000J10 in Prize •
p J., Gor�tc�n Stobo, l3'res;
RIDES
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1?lelvin Rome, 'Sec..
of ;. -. .. , .. ..r - ---,. - ` _ ...� • _
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EF° .E .TIVL• MONDAY • OCTOBER Znd l :
IN.LUCKhOY
WILL'INCREASE lc::A QUART
Quarts 18e,
Pints .10c Cream . 21e
arvev Dpi;
ALEX ANDREW,:. Prop:,
era St:
•Read L.,ove Laughter and _this' Sunday's (October 1) issue •
". • Hollywood wood. tors- 'of Detroit Sunda ..':Times. .
Tearsw,•the real Hol yw story;-- y.
seen ' h i LIFE .Post :.Better lom s .. ourna .
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/would. "i be ,submitted from which
-'they ::were . to; choose : the 'picture
they wanted and also let the
phoitographer , know.' .4.1.ow .. many
• they: wanted; In' due tinte 'the
large envelope arrived and was
opened With •' great''ekcitement.
Imagine their'surprisewhen they
opened ;the . envelope to f r d., not
pictures of ` themselves but 'sev-
eral. beautiful baby ;