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Any Mall pays ti o mach Tor his.
'Whistle Who lips to wet it fifteen or
tWotrt'y. Vinesa day.
,•A western ltl.wyer included inns bill
'against his Client; ' To Waking •up in
the slight: thinking about your naso $5..
4. What's 'the difference,' , asked a
teacher in arithmetic, ' ' between -one
yard and two. yards V ' A. fence 1' said
Tommy Beales, Then .Tcnmv° eat an
the ruler fotlrteell times.
A younglady---d sensible girl -gave
the following catalogue of., different
kinds of love ; , ' The sweeeestl a. nip-
ther'a love'; the longest, a brother's love;
and the sweetest, longest, strongest,
dearest leve -La 'love of a bonnet.'
When a woman ,patted her friend's
seven year-old youngster • on . the head
and aitl ; ' I should like to 1iave such a
little boy as you are, he looked into
her face and replied f ' Well, I guess
you can; :[ don't b'lieve God's lost . the
pattern of me.'
Whenever a man begins; to feel that
he is ea great that the country is stand-
ing out in the middle of the road Wait-
ing for him to. Dome by,, it. is about time
for his friends_tq„look: up • • some 'soft
plane in a lunatic asylum to lay him
down in.
An Irishman on listing, was asked'
by the recruiting officer, ' When you
get into battle will you 'fight .or run ''
Ah, faith,'' • replied the man, with a
comical twist of his eountenange, ' I'll
be efther doin','yer honor, as. the 'eh
.<.• ;�ri�y of SQ does,' 5,' •
Bashful lover (to. his sweetheart). -
Ahem, Miss, 1 want to see your father.
l..v'e an important matter to ln'opose to
him. . Young: lady (considerately).-,.
•'I'tlr so sorry ptpa,is riot. at .hoc o,. but,
couldn't yon propose tht.matter, to -the
just as well 7' He did, and'with ..perfect.
A. lady lostan infant child a short
time . since, and eagle, -•out --..kid -sleep
mourning. When asked why :she put
on aiouring forthe death of an infant
child, she replied,'I didn't put ,on
mourning for tbe. child alone;; but my
- husband is ailing, and I don't think be.
will live long ; so I' thought I' would be
prepared.'
If I should marry Salah• Ann,' said
a prospective son-in-law to ' bis sweet-,
heart's.l>i'other, ' I'ehould • frankly cep -
fess one thin;, in advance':: I am of .re-
then hasty temper. and apt to get ril td
without Calls('.' . 'Oh;• that'll he all
' right,' blandly replied 'the dear old 1a,dy,,;
•° I shall go and live. "with •y,oti,'and
see that you always have cause.'
• A dergyiriin walking -one day i le
country fell into thought: He•;was so
accustomed to:ride that when he found.
Tho Mere Seaeible Zumlearr.
Two Paddies stead one day talking
about the moon and, the sun,
' Sure, the sun gives a etrongei,' light,'.
said. one, • • -
' But the rnoon'is more sensible," amid
the other,
` How do yees make that:.out
Oh, that's. aisy,'
Let's hear yees prove it.'
' Bedad, the moon shines in the
neight, when we nude it, while the sun
comes•outin broad daylight, when even
a one -eyed man oan see without, it.'
•
Rile Paused for n• Reilly,
Yes, :fellow•oitizen;s,' said a 'wilt&
Western orator, ' with gold atpar,
greenbacks at .a premium, the tax taken
off raw whiskey, our debts ell paid, and
Liberte. -dear old gal I -"-has :k • new
dress, and the American eagle anaddi-
tiona'1 'arrow and a flesh olive branch,
I ask what is to prevent us from being
the greatest people on earth' ? I pause
for It reply,'
•• 'just at this Point a rnelloiv old egg
exploded right on the bridge.of his nose,
and he added. ' •
',The pause will continue until I can
bust the stlifjin' opt o' the lop-eared
.leper that "slung that. t.- . Wlioojlee•1
let me at bin&.' '
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Taking it '(3oolty.
A'strang,er•sat in a corner of the car
hence' to New. York, in easy attitude,
his feta upon alarge `black. `'trnrik, ;'The
gentlemanly' eoniltic tor going'his round,''
at the first station politely informed the
stranger that the trunk must be pat in
the baggage, car. °
Towh,
plied.'
At the seeond.station the d141114iased
conducteie,more decidedly, told, the
stranger that he uinst.Pitt the trunk in ,' ;;.
the "baggage .oar. • • . t
To which .:the sti-ttuger nothing 1e-.'
plied. '
At the third station .tile vexed conchae -
tor. more inmperatively told the stranger
that :he must 'put the trunk in the .'bag -
liege car or it would bo•put off the train.
To whigh, the stranger'..nothitfg re
Illied.
At the fourthstation the irate conduc-
tor had the Crank put Oil and left.'
To which' the: stranger nothing re -
At the.fifth
e-
Atthe•fifth station; the mollified eon-
•dnctor; addressing thestranger, begged
bill& to remember that he but done what'
his duty reenired,':stnd that he had done
it • only after repeated 'warnings,' . and
that it wl`la solely the. stranger's' fault:
;. To whieh the stranger laconically re
r ` THE CLINTON NEW FatA. •
T4EAtsviuws...
LE OF LANDS
1.1:1AMMS.,
•
OOUNri:.'Y.` OF HURON, i 1
TO WIT : s •
:By virtue of a warrant, issued Milder the Band of; the Warden of the County of
1-luron, and the Corporate Seal of theeaid'Oounty, bearing date the Fourth day of
July, A.D., 187 8, to me directed for the collection of arrears. of taxes due on the un-
dermentioned lands, I hereby give notice, that unless the said taxes together with all
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lawful costs and charges, be sooner paid, I ll,oll • r
Wednesday,the Forth day of December next.
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AT THE HOUR OF Olctf; ;O'.CLOCK, P. M.,
AT `TILE
Court House in the Town of Goderich
Proceed to sell, by Public Auction,'the said' lands,'or se much thereof as May be
sufrciont to discharge such :swans of ta+.es and .the charges thereon..
1,ot iyr pal t of Patented or
Nauta X+„t Con4ass3an or atreot;. Arps. Unpatentorl;
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Aniun0 ''cents
(4'1'aaes ea sei0n,.
Total.
TOWNSHIP OF ASHrIELLj.
1 lit or 1r 4 2 hat 11 Division .. 50 Patented ,;
N :pt.1 . .. Srd W Division . ... . 40 • Patented
N i 4 „ Silt W Division 100 Unpatented,
TOWNSHIP OF GODERICH.
W pt 18 Ii
W, Collins . Part 3 ;. Maitland •
tYu R. tang,,., • .fart 43 alt ,, Maitland. ..
J; W. Collins .:.., Part 1.00 1r titland '
James Craig.'.,... Pat•t iO3 ]3tnittanrl_
J. W. Collins .... Part 1117 • ....Maitland
John Clifton. Part 107 lt[aitluitrl.
14 :part' , :Hayfield
W part., • ......Hayfield • ,
''he Terror. 9r• the .6 came.. :.
himself at a toll Ire stopped end,shouted. Tho k llerwhale or Drell is truly the
to the alta, ` I3ere ! tvllat':3 to p.m- V •
terror of the mead. 1Tot only porpoises,
Pay for what i' asked the man. ' For 'white 'whales and,:sefals spring out of the
my horse, fetid the clergyman. What K Ater: and run ashore in fear .of it, but
the greet sperm whale and the, Green-
laid whale stau,l.in deadly•awe ••,l' 1i.s at
-
horse ? There's no horse, air 1' ' Bless
me 1' exclaiuled.the clergyman,' looking
down between his legs, ' I thought l:
was on horseback !' attack: 1't ranges in, size .from eighteen
' A boy surprised his father the other
day by asking, .' Father, do you like
mother?' ' Why, yes, of course.' ' 'Arid
she likes you ?' ' Of course she -does;
• Did she ever say so 2' ' Mauro. tirne.
my son.' ' Did she marry you because'
she loved you ?' ' Cettainly she did,'
• 'The I oy looked the old man over, and
after a long pause asked, ' Well, was
she as near sighted as' she is now 2'
A•boy having to 'give his impressior.8
with regard to Moses, wrote as follows:
He was an Egyptsbiou. • He lived in
a bark maid of bull -rushes, and he kept
. a 'golden cart, and tvorsbipt braizen
snakes, and ire het flat, in but lcsvaiee•
and manner for :forty year. He was.
kort by the air of his ed while Pdin
under the bow of a tree,. and he was ! der water, and should the• victim opep
killed by his son abslon, as he was its niontli,they ea its totigne. fu one
hanging from the' bow. . His efid was instance he relates that a (J1(liforuian.I
pease !' .
An Englishman, "Irishman, and
Scotehmapt on board a ship tiwerp. brag-
ging who would do'-tito tdat ig feat.
to.thirty feet long; and its fierceness and
voracity are unbounded, as is well shown
in an example which came under .Es-
chricht's."obsei ation: :From the 'Ito+.
inai;h of this individual he took thirteen
porpoises' and fourteen seals, and the
atrocious glutton had been choked in the
attempt toswallow, .0 fifteenth I Eon boll
saw a berd'of wlite whales dr iven`into tt
bay in Greenland, where they were liter-
ally torn to pieceg by these voracious sea
'wolves. S'aacumen says • that three or
four do not hesitate to grapple with the
largest Baleen whales; the latter, often.
paralyzed through fear, lie helpless and
at their tnev'cy, The killers, like a pack
f-ltonnds; --cluster-•-•tbou-t--the aiihnal's-
head, 'breach' over it; seize it b. the
Pips, ant' hatil'the, bleeding monster, un -
grey whale and tier young were asaault-
el ; the occas killed the latter,'. and
sprung 'on the mother, t'1111ng away
large pieces of flesh, whieli they.girL'll1Iy
evostret, • •
The Englishman began to climb theThese irntrteS h:tyr.lierii kun,vu t.io
mast until he reached what is called the f
truckle, at the mast head,' and sat ullou'' imine•;; a .white painted herring ;tn" lIC1fLt,.
it for n short limo, when 11o' melted sista, oc iii for• a• temp a; rind„
the deck. The Irishman next meted stated, oceeitionaily they will bodily lay
up. sand stood upon it, when he carne siogo to w.ht ewQltilled by the whalers,
clown, Scottie, not to be hent, began Ater draggingXeaof perforce nailer
his ascent and quickly reaching the rot water. NP.ar seineygfth nually , "wirl+
q y g 1 r, ing.groundll they contiirually swiru
was in act of placing his baud upon the about and Swee i fait the nl'iwai•v vosnlg
truckle; when be overbalanced hint- even the large male sea -Pions hfiritil ' •te
self and fell. The ropes '' and spans, 'Meat ashore and give these monsters.!ti
however, broke his fall, so tliat he Iran 'nide berth, The walrus ie
not hurt ; but jumping to hie feet lata lilac, with, 1118
tarred round 1 p g ' , lower fnl tusks, minuet keep the,killers.
to his comrades and said, rit;•hay (�s ieciall if young renree-3 are
in great glee. ' Ctoiild you twa tine in ' ,l. Tho
c Y n
that 4' Q � thclherd. Lhecfib3,, on ninth coca--
skins, will nictlnt upon their Mother's
Thirty days hath September, if we back for refuge, clieging for tliear liar,
the almanack remember. Then oodles but the or•c'3, diving, , Conies suddenly uhf
October, brown and sere, tho month Ne with a spiteful thud, and cult, losiLlt; its;
cj1brlls and 'fever fear. -)'uritis; Envious, ' balance, frills into the Waiter, when in
And then Novetujn'r, month of rains, •an instant it isseizet1 liy the remorse -
when ono is full of aches and pains,.--- less whales. '1`hetie latter do n IN
.J1er'ici!ian Recol'der. You are all wrong, strict themselves to a diet solely to thr
although 'tis true November maketh the own or the seal tribe, for :carnmon as,
nose quite blue. December coulees, with sorts that tll"ey (even make marauding
frosts and snows anil gives us chilblaiirea expeditious up,strong•flowing; rivers .(n
on our toes.• ---Bran lford .iJr•eete. Anil pirrsuit of salmon end' other fishes, `t
January, with it thaaw•'•»mo cash on band statement rorrob(srirted by olisrr'vero 011
from which to draw.-._,S'pectaater. Then out' oye..coasts+ The great swiftness of
February, enrild an' chill; cornea ramp -,'these creatnres'i9 beet realized by the
in', statnpin' o'er the hill, We w isT thin' ' fact that 'they pursue and overtake the
-ninoklo wreaths b'snew, while keen the 1 quick-switrimnirg. 'dolphins, literally
frosty win's do blew, swallowing thin alive.
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43 Patented
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TOWNSHIP OF .GRE;Y.
27 . 13th • 100 '.. Unpatented
13th 100 tlaratentcd.
„, 14th • 100 'Unpatented.
,... 13th •:.;' '1.0p , Patented .,.
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3 10
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23 71
111 41
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113 2 69
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1 25 701
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1 00 .. 29 64
29 Cil, 1 8112
41 57 1 58 •
32 90 . 1 914..:
TOWNSHIP OF .HAY:
NV1-5 10th 00 Patented ., 0 d2 1 33
$ for '1' a 9 Lake Road East 32,1. Patented, .. 11 05' 1 40
• VILLAGE OF ZURICH; ,IN :HAY.
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1-5 Patented-.. ` 713
• ' 1-5 . Patented 70
• 1+5 Patented . , 3 :14
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30 81
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TOWNSHIP •OF HOWIOK,
Part 30 3rd ' i •`Patented,-, , . ` '1 76 1 18 d. 94
1J A 1,03 Patented , 37 1, 03 30 42
•VILLAGE: 'OF GORRiE,. IN TOWNSHIP OF HOWIOK.-7'
its t • 1 5 Patented 1 ti„ 1 13 •-2 tib
VdLI_AGE
OF; 'MANCHESTER; I1' TOWNSHIP' OF HUI..LETT.':
t1 ' . .. - •15 . Patented' , 914 110
. TOWNSHIP OF McKILLO.R;
- ,0 rttciltrui -6.1
TOWNSHIP OF STANLEY,
lbonth Part':1 • IlniiChlRoadNetit,,.. 75 Patented •,• 47,44 v vs
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A •GREAT. CLEARING SALE.
Raking determined to go. out of the Book and' .S ationel' Business I will
offer
R. ONE
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TH.I'. WHOLE. STOCic OF
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FANCY ` .C3 �TC.1 GOODS,
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AT COST . AND UNDER,.
Remember � teSale ��l� �my becontinued
for one month
DON'T MISS THIS GII.ANZJE..
el ..
�.e goods must be sold. as : I; am � ostiv
p., y g
out -of that,branch of business,
Note..the-:Stand •Next door. to °R. Callander & Cos,
Clinton; ,Sept.19,. 1.87S
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VILLAGE OFfrE.GMONDVILLE, . iN TOWNSHIP OF TUOKERSM.ITH.
113 ,,. First St 'Patented . 2 51 • , i 15
VILLAGE ,OF HARPURHEY,"''IN TUCKERSMiTH,
331 Lewis is sail Cl titE, i 6' Patented 1 18 1. 1"
31 • , " ..Siirvey . ,1-1 Patented,54 1 10
,`;5 ., 14 Patented .,31' 110
VILLAGE OF BLUEVALE,' IN TOWNSHIP OF TURNBERRY.•
11 Canteldies S1ti9C% t,.. • I. Patented '., .3 17'' •:116 45:15.
43„ .,: i earai', Sursey,•- • . ,} Patentee , 90' , 8 10"• 2 6U
40 72
31 66
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CHEAPER . THAN THE OHEAPEST.,
VILLAGE OF WINGHAM; ,IN"TOW$ SH1P OF TURNBERRY, •
Ilk Patented . : 18 77 1 55 20 34
Puteutcd ., 4.47 1 20 5 07
t Patented .. 10 74 .' 1 35 . 12 AO
Patented „ 708 1 28 8 20
1 ..Patented ,. , ;1 01 1 18 ' 5 10
Palk 37
. Village 132
Village 10 ..
Villagt'I72 • :