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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1878-10-03, Page 3OOTQBEU 3, 1878 Josh lilllluge to the • 0ir1s. ' Dear girls, axe you in sea<rohof a iwetland ?' Thisis a pumper ; and you .aro not request. ed to say ' yes' out loud,: but are c'xpealttod tew throw yure eyes (low onto the earth as though yen wuz Welting for a, pin, and reply, tow the interregetry with a )chid of drawlbs' sigh, Not tew press so tender a theme until it be, conies a thorn in the flesh, we, 'Itil:I-presume, tew avoid argument, that you are on the look- 014 for something in the mail line, Let me give you sum small ebunks ov advice how tew spot yure future huabaud, The man who is jellus ov every little atten. ehun which yit get froth sum other -Idlers yu will find after yu are married tew him he will love himself more than be duz yu; and what you mistook for solfssitude you will deso.ver has changed to indiffereoe(4;, Jellusy isn't a heart diseze;' it is aliver komplaint. A moustache is. not indispensible ; it is only' • a little more hair, and much like moss' and other exoresences—often duz the best on silo that won't raise anything else. Don't forget that those things which you admire' in a fel- low before •marriage yu,will probably dislike in a husband after, anda mouktache will get to be -a very weak diet aftor'a.long 'time.. If husbands conid be tool[ on trial as Irish nooks are, two thirds of them would probably be returned ; bnt'thers don't, seem to be enny, law for this. .Therefore, girls, yu will Age atter yu gut a pian yu have 'got to' keep. him, ' even if yu luze on him, i onsequeutly, if` yu bey got enny kold yittles in the house, try him on them once and .:a • while duringscour- ing season, and if he.swallers theta, and sen he will take sum more, he is ennui who, when blue Monday kume, . will wash ,well, .• Don't marry a feller who is elms tellin how biz mother duz things. 'It is tew bard to. Wean a yang one.. ' ' ' • " If a young man can boat you playing on .a planner, and can't' hear a fish•liorn playing on the street without turning a,at;mmeraet on ac- count of the musiok that is in "him, I day to. leave him ; he might do to tend baby, but if yu set him to hoing out in the garden, yu will fintt that yu hev,got to dot ityureself. A man whose whole life lies in mu ick an noto hefty at that, ain't no better than a secliiz. powder.; but if he loves to listen while yu sing sum gentle ballad, yu will find biro mellow and not soft. But don't marry onnybody just for one virtew enny quicker -than yn would flop a man for just one fault.. • It is one ov the most tuffest: things 'for a femail to be en old maid Successfully,A grate many hez tried it, and made a badfjob, ov it, and hada hard time • 'lJverybody seems. . to look upon. old Maids gistas-they do upon dried herbs in the garret—handy for sickness —and therefore, girls, it ain't a mistake that ya 8hud be willing to swop ytirsolf . oph with some true -hearted pliello, w for a, husband, The swop may be it; good one :but don't "swop' for enny mau..who iz respectable just because his father iz. Yu had better be an, old rnaid for four thousand years. and then jail the Shakers than bay repentence at this. price". No woman ever made this trade whit didn't get a plum], n' mean knee; or;'a clown for. a• ,husband. . In digging down into this subject,. Iliad the digging goes harder the further I, get.•,` It is much easier to inform yu who. not te'W take, for the rezon there is, more ov them. • • • I don't think yu will follow. my advice if; I. give it ; and, therefore, I will, keep it, for I; look upon it as castor oil—a mean dose to give and a mean dose to take. •,If yen find a bright-eyed,well-'all d. o whoooka•u b alto b 1 y P cn poverty az sassy az" a child looks upon wealth -who bad rather sit down en the curb - Et ice of the 6th avenue hotel and eat a sand- wich than go inside and run into debt for ills• dinner and a tooth -pick, and. who is •a man with that Bort of pluck that mistakes a defeat. for a victory, my :advice is to .take hint . body and. soul, snare him at onet, for he is a stray trout—a breed very skarso in these .waters. Take him I say, and bald onto him as hor- nets bild on a tree. • hitting the Wrong . Mit i. The foll.iwinx amusing incident oocurrgt1, not long since in as deintinstrational.' hook store, not a thousand•milee from Oirrnhill ..(13oston). • Amusing it certainly was, though .the Ler ofthe occasion has not regained inc1 ris equanimity.. •. e Tho clerks in this store had ,acquired the habit of playing off tricks upon each other —practical joking they called it -and one of the tricks was this : If one of the clerks happened to see another in a stooping pos- ture, selecting books from the lower shelves, be would seize a board, Perlinpa part of a box. cover and smartly spank•'thzi• stooping victim, Jerry P—was one of the clerks, a simple-minded good-natured fellow from.. Vermont, always ready and willing for the hardest kind of wnrk, and. prized by his employers accordingly. . Jerry had been the chief victim of the spanking process, and he was determined upon revenge -snot with. malevolence, yet with indignation, but simply in the way of fair play. To this end 'he lay law, watch- ing an opportunity. One afternoon upon returning to the store from an errand, the longed••feir' Op - eolionit seemed to pr sentts 1 a 1Jerry tized itnatanter. At the far end of 'the long monitor he saw an individual overhauling bunks on the very bottom shelf, his body bent lit a Most tempting angle. Jerrywas — sure it was Tont S"from whosehands he had received many an emphatic spank, anal now wart the time to pay off old scores. ' So he selected a splendid' board and creeping noiselessly along to the epot,• he gave the stooping man a blow, that sound- ed through the store like the bursting of a retort, and brought him to art erect peal - tion Iiko'a•Jack in 'the bort. Here was a fix. Tom 5—, at the sound of the blow, appeared from another part of the store, while the gentleman who had been struck stood in utter .bewilder. men t, rubbing Iiway at the afflicted part Most aasiduously ; and pont .Torry then discovered to his dismay and deep regret, that he had struck his employer%.paraon, the Rev. Dr. 13---e--who had been curiuttaly searching among. a lot • of old 0 reek and Hebrew books. Jerry Wept with shame grief ennfnsinn, and was forgiven ; and front that nine Oa particular species of amusement w'iis. 'dig•' continued in .the.'store. • 'rempeil. Excavations at. om ape ii P prove(, the city to. have been one ofthe most fashionable And of nl b auti ma beautiful 'Osman Winnerr n egorts and d but for the eruption it ,night have remained so to this day. As With POW pelt so, With thoneaude of people Soho have beauty of forth and features They ,night always be admired but for the eruption, that makea the lace unsightly, and betrays the presence of scrofula, virulent blood poisons, or general debility, ','here is but one remedy that positively cures these a(feetions, and that remedy is Dr. Pierc'e's (,olden Meth - eel Discovery. It is the beet known tonin, alterative, and resolvent, It speedily cures pimples, bletoholl, liver spots, and all diseases arising from impoverished or impure blood'; It also cures dyspepsia, androgulates the livor and bowels. Sold by clruggiete, General News items. All the doors in Boston school houses aro to be altered so as to swing both, ways. t 'Mrs, Inga Hanson, of Ohicago, aged 44, bas twenty living children, and has just married •again. ' . • .A negro woman nearly dead with a frightful disease has been lying for three weeks past in an open field within the .limits of I+leniings- burg,Ky., exposed to the heat and rain and al- most destitute of food. New llaippshire.doctors are sadly puzzled by Mr. W. F. Parker,' of Nashua, with an an ntial 'attack of measles. For twenty years they have broken out upon him, on the same day of tbe year and a4 precisely the same hour.' David {G04 a wealthy farmer of Brook- ville, Ohio. has been -arrested on a charge,; of ruining his own daughter, aged 'Antoci], the belle of the neighborhood. The wife and. daughter made • the complaint. The' citizens attempted to lynch hini. ' At French .Dain , "Stockton,. California, a sheepshearing match was lately held,the purse being $5,(100. The contest was to sen who could shear one hundred Spanish merit. noes in the shortest time. It took the win- ner from sun to sun to clo.it.. ` Mao °etchings, of 'Clay County,. Ga,, had $4,500 stolen, froLu,him, and advertised that he would pay "ue per bent. of the, money for' its recovery, His son did nothing of the kind; and when the thief called to divide, the. young man presented a revolver and compell, ed him 'to leaye the, second }calf too. . It is estimated that the 'contributions from the North in aid of the 'yellow fever sufferers has already reached. full $1,000,000.. It is" a: magnificent sent to 'be gathered in small dons-. tions from a generous people, and '}t ought ,to be a bond of unionlietween Aso sections that' still' bear the Scats 'of an. angry conflict. . • A Boston workman was sent., to :a fashion•. able residence to make some repairs, : and im mediately. after be left the building a valuable, watch, and chain were missed ".from a room widen only he and -the mistress of the house had entered.. He was charged with the theft, arrested and looked up, when thewatch was found, having been removed by • the woman's little daughter. -Every 'effort has, been made to repair the wrong to the :unjustly imprison- ed roan, bat hedeolines all apologies, of offers. of remuneration, and proposes, as he might bate been, convicted and ruined by this charge, to have the case go into the court and receive his acquittal there..•, .: A bull is as.tro rblesom'e a ,niter in a lady's chamber as• .in a:china shop.' A fortnight ago such an animal took fright ,in the ,streets of Liverpool` and, .apparently escaping from his. pursuers, ;entered the back yard of a house in Falkland street, owned and occupied byJoh n Jones. He got into the -kitchen first of .all,. and finding nobody there went up stairs to the front bad -room, Where Mrs. Jones was dress- ing: The anything blit sylph.liketread of the :visitor o the. stairs naturallytuia11 attrac ed the atto iion of the hostess,.ant' she, to the door, was -muck alarmed at the awkward sight: .Toilet operations were at•onoe suspended, and; Mrs. Jones managed to slip oat of the room, and go for,assietanco... The, bull, thrown upon his.ewn'resources, amused himself` by upset- ting the furniture -_and mattering toilet ware to the font corners of the room. Assistance wag rendered' by a police.,constable, who' se Mired the bull by a rope • and dragged him .down stairs into the street. Katie Prohm, of Traer, Ia., is aped ''eleven. She recently wrote a letter to ;'( Dear Uncle. Sam" at Washington to•sdy that her father' and eldest brother: -were about to take up -a claim in' Kansas ;. ,thee 'lie, went ;on--' I. tlionght that maybe of 1 asked yon you wonld. let me take a claim of 100 acres fora farm.', I am strong ,and hearty, andiaa v011ing to work as any man. My ma says that I have auibi= tion enough to run a splendid farm. I could get my father or brother .to break my laud for rue, and I will agree to fence it all around with {willows, and I have got halfsespeek. of maple seeds . that 1 Gould :make„ a biota grove with if ;yen will only please 'give me the land. If I was there I'tvonicl give yon a good hug and a sweet"kiss if. you will only give mo a deed to 160 acres, of land in Kansas."' The Commissioner of the Land Office has written. to Miss Prehm to express his regret that the Homestead Asst requires the applicant for land to be at least twenty-one years of age and the head of a family. TO .CONSUMPTIVES. •.'rile advertiser, a•retired" physician, having providentially discovered, while Medical Mis- sionary in Seutllern,Asia, a very simple vego.; table remedy for the speedy and permanent cute of C.'ousa ption, Asthnia, Bronobi},is, Ca- tarrh, and all throat and lung affections, also a positive and radical specific for Nervou s bo. bility, Premature Decay, and ell Nervous Com. plaints, feels it bis duty to make it known to his' suffering fellows, Actuated' by this mo- tive, he will cheerfully send (freo+of charge) to. all who desire it, the reei io for preparing, and full directions for successfully clout~, this pi•o• videntially diseovered remedy, ','hose who wish to.ayail themselves of the benefits of this discovery without cost, can do so by.roturn maid, by addressing, with stamp, .Flit. OffARLES, P. 1>-I,An-MALL,, , ° No. 331"iiagara Street, • lluffalc,l�r, Y, • Mistaken identity lies ate,Inioneil. good deal of trouble in its time, but it has very rarely been quite 8o' u{,tlnt'd ns if: was recently in Glasgow where ai wo- man mistook a total strOnglkr for her husband aud.httd him arrested for des. ertingl'ler and manytng another woman. The woman watt molly ;ortvinced of her mistake, but it was very close shave for the unfortunate man. The Bev. Mr. Murray his laid 'Sown a Golden Buie, which it would bo well for the 'community to consider. He. says : "Any Man w -ho uses, fol' his own purpose tir profit, money which is not Iabsoltttoly his, is' o, thief r •no hatter. whether lis s.at President, Treasurer,: or Directot' of a corporation; our a poor ciexk: who taps his employer's till of twenty live cents that he may have his igltly titanic!' A thieis'a thief, ,"and t9i liar is k liar, it nutter* tint what is pilfered, or why the untruth in told. We applaud -the reverend gentleman „for lading things hy their right names. • THE oLXN .'O:l - N EW ERA GeIeral SEWING MACHINE OEPOT. A splendid assortment of first-class SEWING MACHINES always do band.. NEFDL7tS and every furnishing kept in stook,. ALSO RE.P,A.z:RIW SZ3'C P, Sewing Machines of every make, repaired, and new parts kept on hand. Having engaged praotioal machinist, all work done here is warranted to give good eatisfactiont Oliarges Moderate. r+. H. NOR$WORTHY Karon Street, one door went or ttae Commerelal note, Clinton. Ont.Lemnensunstensoloneernolonnonesesaw •T .P0-$111VEL • 4_7C` I J lid tioti,,apd LD O Y V EST 000 P tIl(ffl 11i same 8: Ca HMG-II-WALLACE. s LONDESSORR.O, March 7, 1878.. onntiowessmoneeniwiniw People are daily_ finding o out the advantages t � e . _reaped. -_from. .buying ..at :,a . Cash House... " _,, .•-: We are selling' goods LOWER than any other house in the' town,- because we 'do not book ,any goods, but sell strictly for Cash.. Come along,, :.All classes of goods'E'.RU11U i iE TO' . FIFTEEN ' PER CENT LESS than other. houses; wild sell On. twelve months, as no man can. sell the people cheap goode' and book . them, for a year. WE WANT TO. SEE YOU, Clinton, . Oct; 3, 1878.. ar�ao� and Valua�l� lmpro�empois for 1818; GLASGOW, .'M4CPHERSON'& co, ¥%NUF¢egenteS, CLIMAX. THRESHING "MACHINES, VXBRATQIt THRESHXNQ 1VIACHINES.. PITT'S T11IPItoYED HORSE POWILtitS, ' AGRIOULf'URAL•f3TItAM !1N'GINEi: For• the coming season je areintroduoing.niany.nevi and valuable improvetnonts, which will plane our,machines,FAR Is ADVANCE anyof'.others manufaetured,in the Dominion, We' es.. pecially call the "attention of threshers to our CLIMAX SEPARATOR, with the 2Vew End • Shake Shoe, which, for smoothness of running, capacity'and perfection of cleaning, ,far sur- !' passes .anything, yet -produced. , Itshas been thoroughly tested,,`, heel proved a complete ' suocess; and is fully warranted,. R 1'A•D TE F'C??rZ,OWilssr0 T 7S:L'xi‘ixo 1T=s'aZ.s- ^ . ' BRVOEFIELD, May 11, 1878. It ,is . with " pleasure• I testify to the :superiority of your NEw. END,S�Ax. E CLIMA ir SEPAit on. ' .1 thoroughly tested it last season, and can say that it.:rune ` the smoothed and lighted; las. the. largest capacity for separatipg andd cleaning, 04 woes• tho best work of any. machine I haw eseen et y Itis quite unnecessary to brace the machine., All that is required late set it in place, when it is ready for work, and.at will' run withoutjar• or noir I wonld:. t net have .any other tban when NNW EN»'SHANE CL1riu.,'-, a ' JOHN ti110ENHEAIT.'' MAI Y OTgF,,LL'IM.PBOV I MENTS, suck as lowering the front (dr. Cylind-r . end of ding 'a tightener pulley-tr' ' mTfilig"1V1i1reo , yeln. ass or, raising ,e rawCarriers, improved "Concave Adjuster," etc,; have•been inade,:which'will add largelyto they- worth of machine . • OUR PXTT'S POWERS have been improved'in various ways, still further:'adding to' their durability, uonvenience, and ease of running:.: • ,ALL MACHI$ERT I8 RUN AND OA&EFIILY,Y. TESTED 'BEFORE LEAVING THE FACTORY Si 'solicit i118p!'ctiOlt of oio ntac1Lin'.81)efore purcliaaing, elsewhere. GL•AS OW, ayaACrHERSOP 4.:.00, CLTV,Tos Ant/I:CI U:W nAL onxs, May,: 1878. .. 0: 4"BY—'L Af • 1878;,. N d• A L'y.Lato ,for stopping up •Jiootl' In. the Townsh p of Mallett. 1uetrtst e piece of laud ntim edn thc.rhiuoed plait, and which :raid piece of tantl ls'Iteteinafter de scribed by metes'and bounds, has horetotoro been used ns n h ; Atid woedhereas said roadlia,s ceased to be of irublic use, it is desirable toOtose the same up ; And whiet'oas, all the preliminary steps required by law to enable this Corporation to pass this lay -law fol' the purpose• of closing up said road, have been duly taken as -required by law ; Ile It therefore enacted by the Corponatimt.of"the,, Township of Iiullott aforesaid, and it is Hereby enacted by the authority of the same, That the said Enact ex- tendingfrom point letter" A' to point letter" C;" a4 narked on said plan and being parts of Lots Seventeen and Eighteen,n the Ninth. Concession Of the said Tottndhlp of Mullett; and which 'road is hereinafter mom partisularlydescribed asfollows : Thetis to say, conunenclug at the north ihnit of .Coueosston Road, at the distance of twelve chains sixty-four links on a' course south, fifty-seven degrees east /rem the south- westerly angle of Lot !initiator Eighteen, in tho said Ninth Concession of liullett Township ; thence Nortli soveiitl'-seven degrees, liast,eleven chains forty -links thence North thirty-threo degrees thirty minutes, East 'twenty-one chains five links` thence south slaty -two • degrees twenty-five minutes, 'East seven chains fifty-five links ;. thence. North thirty-three degrees thirty min- ntes, East twelve chains fifty links, to a Pohl t 011 the centre of 134idge Street, oppos tetlte south limit of Mill Street, in the Viliage of Hartford, comprising a width of thirty linksoo each side of the lino hero described, and containing, by admeasurement, three Iteres'aid twenty feurperchen aflame be and tits same is Hereby stopped npand closed, • .1 1st 07tot; is • . • Notice is hereby given thattho ahoy," Is a tido copy. of it proposed bylaw, *Mall will' betat:en into coesider- atioit by the lttu tidpal Connell os -tile Totvnslti r of Ing - lett, In the County of Dimonn, at the viilater nt!'f mtdes- borough, in the said Totvn:duli of'Mullett, en 00 18114 (eighteenth) day of October, 1S78.• • ,l. Il.8 lll.,ltgg'lltti.irlls, { Iluilett, Sept.'s, 1878. Township Clerk. • 3icNAIR HAS IT, TI3E SI�LTVE1R �CHAFi, V JL C a •� lir t. . AND THE CL. 3.WSON; ,dlso,. 2tiotoei?jbreed rind Inge; ' 'At his store, iIarp{+ion Streets , • C t..Q. D 7c1;, Aug. 1878.' • '3MA1LCOMMSON t 'WATSON, 11ARI1ISTE1IS, &c„ . OLI:iTON AND. OC EE/CII. Oirolloo A. WA4$OR{ • M. MAr.com$etf, Cilutou. W.11. Mannino; •Ooderich. ftir.ltiaicotuoon 8111 be in Clinton every Friday'. '. TILE iv����e�z �+ � 0it D9NaIRI---LASIOt SEORTEST B1A. PASSAGE.' Cobitn.1(ntermedi4tfeanti afecii+ago`Irieli= ets lst. Lowest Rates. • Every • Sahamrddy lroitii sty ec. w 11 L MI:ItlrviAN" rill (lei. • tarn 0 hAitniNuN ....... I all ' • POLYNI.riiA'\ .....', 1811 •8 111111'rIAN:,.., l"tn • S17I:I3:YG13'LICIrt4fn 1'(t Liverpool,' h,o?rlon(lrrl:,41, Glasgow, Qua' not;,. town; /,,'✓,last, London, l3,hital, for.throtrgh ticle,tn and every information apply to • ltntou, AA. lly 80STtt tUTO1878.V, li, T. 11., Agent,Ctintriu. • UNDERTAKE .Tut.yI' 2lEa 4"Tl 7'V x113. •-A r Trot .4'r0Ct nr.--�• Cask ts, Coffins; Caf(in 'i`rinimiilbs, Robes ETC., ETC. ' Parties Supplied with the above At shortest notice, and ut tho VEItY .LoWES',C' DATES. Also, aO4 HEARSE supplied, l e dr Rerember the Place•-VIOTORIA Street GEORGE DYEIit, 0ltnton,Sept 6,1877. • 131- reaOln and praottcing ilio inestunnble truths con. ®� tailed In the best medical bC, n book ever issued, entitled SEI,l `PRESERVATION i'rioeonlqy$1 Sentbymail ���.� L nn .•eecclpt...of.. prict......:1.t,.... `'treats (4Exltwisted Vitality Pr:ntaturc Decline, Ironton, anti?hiysical Debility, and the endless ' ccnoomitent fill and untold miserlas that result iberefrorn,and contains room Mitt 60original pre. acrlphong, any ono of whim laworilt the price of the book. This book was written bythe t nostex. tensive and probably the most skilful pmetitienct meow and Jew, tin niWile tap Ona wile awarded A a b .trn i elicit media by the Net ianal Medical Aesaciation, A Pamphlet, illustrated witlt:,the-.r8ry_ 'eat En ravltge--a mar. Steel g r e of are and ban — s vel e t 3 HEA Windy— :mat I'r4i;L to n11. :end for it a ones, Athletes' I'1:e1lit) 1 �11�lyICALr YSEL■ a:(:s'T.0 Ct1Tl:r iso. +S 33ut., Cn^h H". llostonr iltass• AT NODS PLUMST EEL'S. xx CH'PER THAN .TILE CHEAPEST. .o: . PVIIL STOCK OF DRY GOOD$, READY-MADE (JLO IIING TWEEDS, Sr HATS AND CAPS, GROCERIES, BOOT ` S - • • AND SHOES, FURS, ETC. It wiII be to the of e a adv ri persons wlto WWI ate p rs s t to supply themselves with cheapnods to call And see my stock before purchaeing. g gill; Fisc of why . I sell - fJ'dmu Ch so l l � clt lotvea than other stoa•es,. is Lilo a ready -pay business, and am enabled to �a/. Cash' . for ally Goods., which 1 bzlyy much, cheaper than I could' do if f 1 had to buy ,them •oaf time. T' can sell goods with, half tliE . profit ,that credit stores. get, and do. c- acv in business. • A call Irma'inteudhrg purebnsers respectfully solicited: ' No trouble toho s h wg coils. Hi , PLU1V.CSTEEL, Clinton, Sept, 6, 1878. artaxessiseil Bltlai( BLOCK }I°''S°l+aS roil" s' .i osimpoomanwor -Then dersign`idtiteri ,Yf"5tIvitritw isrivat(1P"tteti; `'T. ANNE, OTTAWA RIVERR. eters frame duelling -bongos, an Belo Street, not far from 0, W. 'Its Station, viz: l Ifouse �ontaining sitting•room.'dining-room, Cblulu o ,anel.fotlrbedrooms; good stable,,woodehod,pure'p, t(nd garden 'with fruit trees, 2. lichee containing eittingroem, dining -room, kit. When arid three r tltx(ed iorlon and fruit tinea in tearing. " < Tenni . t§derate..tibxt•in'sdit if required. Apply to lIte.11 I . Male, to "t W un( or ,Ciel nod on the rem+aes. NOTICE TO OONTRAOTORS. The hitting of the Works' at St. Anne has unavoidably to be postponed' to the following dates.-': TeadorA will roboived until TUESDAY, A Y the Mint DAY CF OCTOBE/1, ,..avail uvr,avELL, ptnno and a eeiflestions will be seen on and afte (Strawy, Sept. $r ta% TUESDAY, ilio MOUTH bAY tilt t)Ox CDEIt: .. . O order, k'. 13ttliLlN .SCC Gid , r . iSsrXST .':... - ir9 w ttr.Ar v Pb t ton orb for• the Nal o urs V r r. H w bra . OrrA A, r w aleth September is a. r 0 7 P ,