The Clinton New Era, 1878-06-20, Page 30
JUNI' 20, j,878..
HL7'MOROU•S. •
Wigs, itt the lttngu:age of flowers, are
Ile 1001{a. ,,
An unpleasant sett of nri.tltmetic•--.
Division among fitiuilies.
The most unpopular -petty oiiicer in
the army—Corporal punishment.
An exchange newspaper says many
a plant is ruined by too much soaking.
So is evilly a man.
A bachelor merchant's advice in se.
looting a wife : ' Get hold �f a piece of
goods that. will wash.'
He sot hiji clown upon the steps --
that had been newly painted. --and when.
he riz to travel hoalo•-;tll►it gal of ]tis•
she fainted.
To the:aanatlian -boy ;bolo is an'aw
f'ul,:.xr maj:es:tic:dififerenaa an t�lin eigtat
'between the butt end of a ,fish•
pole and
a hoe handle.
A •contemporary announces „..that
' pocket books are worn ' shorter 'this,
•
season,' to suit the very„ Short condition:
of the indebted. •
wish to be a friend to the friend
less, a father to the fatherless, a widow
to the widowless,'•said acglislnng speak-;
er at a revival meetilio• ' •
Some ones egarled to au Aberdonian,..
Ws a fine dray I ' I+"•a s firiaiu . faut
wit the day 'l' ryas.: the civil . reply; ' ye
wad pick a quarrel :wi.' a sten wa ' '
A Yankeegenius has invented an
anchor which is.•tQ be carried in, a buggy
and thrown out when the herse'.runs.
away. It never fails to bring his. head'
to the wind.-
A.boy witlka patch on his knee can't
next
the o
an errand' `t
be hiredyto 0 on t
house, butbe follows a band Waggon:all
over town .and never. realize:;hitt he isn't -
dressed inbroadcloth: .,• :1'
When' a man nearly breaks.. hie rieek
trying to get out of the svtay :of a
lightning bug,' supposing it to be:the
headlight of a l000motive,'it•is.iime fol
him to sign the pledge.. •
A young lady asks us:i'f"'l:i:-is-wicked:;
to' flirt with gentlemen. We can't say
--we never flirted with one ourselves,
and we never heard of a ':gentleman':
that indulged in the practice..,
.England still has a ,laiv by.'which.
. any one 'wlio refuses to .attend divine
services on Sunday can ,be jailed for 'fif-
teen. days.. The: law, however, is as
tread as Most of tile' reaching,
a
No . man can, have any idea ' of • the
cash value of an old tbree-legged stove,
or a shaky bedstead until the came
put, up at en auction and.: two women
getto bidding against oaob other.:
F4.ison his invented a fog horn at'
can be beard ten,•iuiles; .but 'When It
eorue§to alt„11�vetlirori, for getting hrs'
hired girl. up in the morning,' 'La smiles
sadly and falls to rnusing"on the infinite.
.Lady •11L H. asked .somebo4,'for.a
pretty pattern • for a:nightcap... .. •'� Well r
I p€, 17 . :
said tho person, ' what signifies the
patteru of the nightcaps ° Oh, child,'
said she, ' but you know in vaso of fire:'
' Pa, has l:tr, Jones' ey'.es got. fee# 3.'•
Why, my boy?” Because I lrearc&:
mamma say, to Mrs. Doolittle that at".
the patty, the, other •ot't utn�;:> ] Lr,
Jones! eyes. folio' ed her Ali over the
roost,.' -
A preacher spoke in a recent serincu
of ' the sad funeral procession'' which
followed Able to the grave. ' AIi irrov,-
Brent woman in the audience remarked,.
' not such n largo processions -but' very'
select. None but the first families.'
' Pa,' said a little boy, live yearsold,'
I saw a lion and a lamb lyiaa ; side by'
side in the • meadow this morning.'
Tut, tut, James. Dori't . tell such
stories,' said the 'father. .' T tell. xou I'
did ;' persisted the bay ; ' but it w'iu a
dande-lion.' t
• Ma, is Mr. Brown respeettble ?'
Certainly, my' child; why, rlo you ask
that' question ?' ' Because .he wears.
such poor- clothes.' ' You should not
judge people by their elothes.;only silly
people do that,'<.7`Cter _ ev Iy'body-'s-
sillyy, airlih.tUey, rna2'
At a Srhnday school recently the
teacher was talking about idols„, when,
to aseer-fair;---whether--the }lildren-•were-
understanding what, he said, • he asked,
Children, what is an idol ?' ' Being:
lazy,' was the loud and quick' response
of ono of the members of the class,
SVIien little Thomas stoops to toy
with berries, jam and jolly cake,'no art
can soothe the chastened boy -no nos -
trims ease bis' stomach ache. -iirl if
the griping pains dafy the medicines.
prescribed to foil, his parents will 'rlo'
well to try the limpid, ligrlid•oaster
A story is related of a •boy out West
who, having read in n dime novel of a:,
men who escaped from Indians by 'hell.•:
ing otl a bluff two hundred feet high,
attempted to imitate the feat 'in a Small
way by jumping off it bluff forty feet.
high. He is now able to get around on
crutchesquite as311
y.
A tear stood in Iter eye of blue', she
said, •r Oh, what would Edwin do were
Angelina fated to quit this happywor•ld
and die 2' His quivering lips made
quick reply,' I'll get: yen, love, opetintt-
ecl.' On rosy lips a Out was seen,
What wilt you do yottrselfy I Mean ?':
Bright -eyes bis answer waited. When
from his heart resistless carie the an -
THE CLINTON IOW ESR
Notice.,_ of L.LemovaI.
J. BIDDLECOMBE,
Watch and Clock Maker
JB)M,4LER;
Would' respectfully announce to bid sustonters and .t110.
»'iWio gfnnemlly, that shoo the 1 e'aia,utrons i1ro, ho,
has soured the
Store ,lately 000ppiedby Messre a. Palliser 4 0o.t
Where ho wilIkeep an handal select assortment of
Clocks, Watches, Jewelry, and SiiverWare. of all kinds,
which he will soli .at reakonable rates, repairing of;
every dosoriptioupromptlyatten,leii to.,
T.. DIADLEOO5I17T5, Anamax &lass..
Olio WA, Jan.24, 1878, •d• •
" O F_ re -081X0
MORTGAGES, NOTES;.
• AND OTHER '
Good Securities Purchased.
'CO1NVE•YANCIN. •.•,
w w,, gARRAN: •
Clinton, i`iov 8,1874; . 47
-NEW ; TIME 'CARD.: ,.
GRAND • TRUNK RAILWAY.
U\ . &ND Ar1Eli- 1{'1014DAV; MAY Ifflif
1 assimgerTrains'wI11 leave,. Clinton station as follows
' ' 02*3 Exsx 1,Ylix"ess,le6
eh tiro
d 7..7a
i� '10 sin. G, m
• 4
Goiyo v,'nsr..Er preee, 245 p. m, ;Mixed, 70 A.M.,'5.856 p,rn., 9.20 p• m• •
Se,t.rday EXCURSION';' tickets
To London, 4odoaiiaii rind Strattozd, good to
••return on Monday, at reduced rates.
J. ittCESON, General Eiantgor.
A. sTttALTON, Agent at Clinton.
fdintQn,.liny25,1878.•• •
WORTH- i(.lcwrNu;
• *glint: Tel OET 0001) .
ffBAP:-'BI1tJ,CIRIIE
GOOD 'TEA for 80, 40, 50, 00, and 7i'cents 'per lb.
O00D •SCGAII, 11 pounds for ono dollar. -
G00D RAISINS, 18 pohnds for one dolllar..
- A itne assortment of °
China, Glass and Crockery, very chap
Can Mut see stool before purchasing •etsewhore.,All
hinds of Prodnee'takt,}i In; exchange for goods,
itL I E011 074'9'rEItS constirntly on. band.
ALllb'ING.73N1IE & AISE1; HEAD;,
t hnto), Not 8,1877. x
CASH s.' CREDIT.
• the float its 'to it a NC
' h opinions
- ,erroxi- . 10 thea
of the,depression n trade and eomtnerce, which
has' visited Most. every ;conmercial comitiy.on
the face of the globe during thepast_ four or
five ):ears, aricl whirh seems to still exist in this
Dominion of ours -a country notable tuilong the
natio*: for her.' agricultural, lumbering, encl-
innnno resotnces, .Ile' educational appliances. •
.her very extensive, valuable, and coveted fish..
eras, o.ii,1 her1 Coal Oil, at ITATIT: AND
nt.20 emits per• gallon.
:Some claiw that' Citrava"ante ra•the (Anse of
'the evil ; others, over -production and too large
importations, while others lay the whole blame
on the present' government -but wo are of the
opinion that the' loom credit system is one cause
of .the present troii�10 in thie Canada of ours.
Many are the schemes suggested for the remov-
al of the so-called' hard tunes.; some advocate
free trade, others say increase the Aerie, and
.others thiiags too, ntunerotts to mention, while
We are of :the opinion that to buy and se11 for
cash will be the most sure and successful means
of stamlrtng dltt, tldsllionster_er%sis, _ ';'ride 7lcing---
our cenriotion, we lire decided to
SELL a 1Trt GOODS PoJfOAsI, al prices'
that' tuitl, • astonish all, .as st:. hate Marked
ticcni dawn fit a'VL'Rr8,3fAkit A DVA NOT•
• -01V-COST FOR CAS 11.
:LATEST WS
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CREAT .COMMOTION:
CHEAP CASI GROCERY STORE
OGT:
Why it has become the hub of interest „so rapidly is accounted for from the
fact that customers are realizing: the advantages of making their purchases
• Where they eau get the benefit of close bargains iff•
•
TEAS, SUGARS, FRUITS, JELLIES,
CANNED . GOODS
And .ev r thi1a usually11y kept in a first-elass rocerY,S
tore
.
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AAVANLLOlCOST. Tho same advantage is offered in
: °BOOKER X', : GLASSWARE, ' ETC.;
•
Hams,: Bacon, Oatmeal, Cornmeal,;Cracked Wheat, &cb, kept on hand
?AAilf. PRODITO1: take ii 'lit oxeitoeye ,tin. +foods, the smite as'eas)c:
14' Ali are:invited :to call and' inspect :stock and prices; aiid judge for
themselves,
o:
REMEMBER. :THE' Pi,.ACE,
Nears. Thompoo & Switzer's
Ie NOIsV�Orthjj 5 Bllil(�lU '�ll$xt door to e �� 11
GORDON & FINLA'SON.
CLINTON ,ri1'. ti Ia7a.0.
TICE,•
NOTICE1 NOTICE.
X' i..lcei:l, roonstciutly c ti litutd a large a:i',rtweut
o f.
STOVES OF ALL KINDS,
of the -Latest -Patterns, ov1,ieh we are se11iii for
cash at prices that defy' .competition. We
manufacture -
1'AREOP EVERY DESCRIPTION
and are prepared to sell for cash at prices lower
than the lowest..
Call grid gat anter for.!ilk ratio( Pails;..ttto,
• Jeer ltsesis'rn t L. rto.a :f.o•r of
Spats,. Shottle,•loxke, . iaZ:C•i, lfoef, Cbterii
Pumps, tiails, Locks, ffrn /t- , Node, (Ills,
riirnlgh, Windom Olas,t, Facts, a,ul all kinds of
Il (iIT f)E11'.4 HARD W A PE.
nal a largc aisortinent'
«: a ricer constantly on Ira
of LA331r3, ]3ntt.xars ,C'rr.tsro r sura t,'73ctelrras,
CltrteNres, (Iron :s. Std, ,.Chita, •a large variety
of Glint, 1' togs,
AL
we hanks at speciraltj•• of 1'.`aveta'laaat;'la?t,
1> iu ain4' Galvanized Iron iteenittr,
Sheet Metal t'orniees, and all
' Wilda, of job fres';(..
• i
E+r1)o not fall to call rand get our prices, iota ba
convinced that we aro sellitt good.; at lower
figures tlittrt lt,ave'ever been offered before in the
cottiaty,
'Remember the place to Iiuy,roods cheap Cot
cash; is at LI1t it A. I3 DUOS. Bitrtat )3t.oexe,.
opo alto Itoss's ifotol,, ellbort Street, Clinton.,
HARLAND" BROS.,
N. 0 1' I (5 1:
All overdue Notes and .Accounts not mottled at
steer, 'twas almost the 'satne, r Fil get once, will be placed in court for eolleetion.
myself remitted: Ctrntnn, Apra 4,Ws. • 't
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MANcrAcTuirnes
OLIM'`AX ' 'CidRESHING MACH1NESQ
• vyD3R.t.1O ' RBESHINE--T2A<lf3I�TESi
L'ITT'ri I5II1"KOVEli I1O1 SE OW,ERS,'.';1G1LIgTJ7:TUItAY. STE'ADI�iQlitUlhb:
I''or the'ooming season we. are introducing tnanynew and valuable itsP roirements, *hick Wilt
place our maebines'rt? i','' ADYANcn of 8ny others; manufacturod'fn the Dominion. We es-,
racially call the attention of threehers to our CILIMAX-SEPARRATOR, With - the Nees End
Trail a Shoe, which; for smoothness of running, eapaoity' and perfection of Cleaning, far sur-
passes anything yet produced. It liar been .thoroughly tested, liiis proved'a.opmplete.
., success, and -is fully :w .rrantod,
k ;AD 'TI -3 i QLLOWT]NTG _
T3atresrx a» May '11,, 1.8:78.
It is with` pleasure• -I ,testify to tbo superiority,',of your Ni w;E:xv- Sili4n Ctf ii:c
SI:rARATOn. I thoroughly'teated it last season,. and, can say that it i`lens the -smoothest, ani
lightest, has Ms largest capacity for separating and, cleaning,- and goes tree best work df any '
machine I have yet seen Itis quite unnecessary to brace the inechine. All that is required
is to el ittu,place,,when it':is'ready 'ready for and it will rnu;without jar'or Tlois5 L:wQuhl.
not hate suis other'thefi .tfte. Niru C,LI6MX,'
a•-. --- o__ . ;p 7Oi5 11tENli
Fe\h,
AlAN'1-OTii:l0.t IMPROVEIIIT.+•.NTS; such as lowering the front -(or Cylinder) end' o
machine, adding a tightener` pulley' to Fanning Mill Belt, 'windlassfor r,•tising.the Sire* -
Citrriers, ;lupi•ova,d,."•:Conoave40p-tater" etc., 1i'r o been mule; which will add largely to the
worth of machine.-
0151 VITT'S POWERS 11av'e1•reenlnt'proved in various ways,' still ;further. adding to•.
thrix durability, vonvortteucerand ease of tanning.
ALL MACHINERY 18 ION AND OAREruaLt-TESTED BEFORE: LEAVING, THE FACTORY
lf.• dollrit.inspertion of o»r machines -before ptcrchosi» rl ebiettherc.,
GLASGOW MACPHERSON- 84. CM
tIANT'o 4 Afklift t r;'r't.'itAl. *{.{ oijlts, Mak, 1878, 1878, . .' • •
EI -CH F(JU'LN:
----AND---..
a.n u. fa o urii g C orizpan ,
Bows. s. diffuse and Brill Machinea y of LLtet. t Stye ._
Middlings Purifiers, ' of improved... Rinds.
AGRICITLIC.U11.A.L.
STOVES of various kinds,. Brass and Yron, Castings.
/7 1./;.4"). :1'%tfiMPT'.G3 -..:1111:1 VD;T.".:l1..:TCI:
b'OR'SALI 4:lil':Ai'—Second-Buser .Engines and :Boilers of 16, 2O and 30
Horse Power , also,. Sttw t Machine; Shingle and heading Machine, and Heading.
Jointer uric .Masugi, ,
Goiifl cit, vet) 1,
1871.
il¢ TlifflISflN:& WILL1AMSMA11111FACTURhIV_
F STRA.TF0RD,
1I1ORl't:)1•iATE1) '1814, Successors to Tho►neon& Wiiliarne, or Mitchell,
CASH Y E [ •..rieu1tura1 Engine T'orks
DIRECTORS :
ItrI REit'I''l'l{t)MS(1N'y i'ar•:emer'r; �� A. Il. •SV1LLTAi1'IS, Vten-Puts,.; .ttLEN. GRANT',
r+rtC•. 1 amin.:.f l,ruT)1 OIt.D, AV, MOWA'1, L COIRCORAN,W. MARSHALL,
liggs sgm6. as lash,
rA.NII E AC'r;i?ItE1tS or • •
1.1101100011 harvesters, Single Reapers, glowers and. Combined . Machines-.
Broadcast Seecters4 Seed D "11s, Uorse Powers, Sailing
Machines, Grain crushers, straw, Gutters, plows, GanikPlone, &c.,
HUGH
..._ p. p� Builders' of Steam..Ex giTles and Boilers, all sixes":'
HUGH WALLACE ° 4+e,/.'l' WAT1i111, WIIBRIA AND ALli BINDS OF 1'IiILL IvIA6EIN7:IVr,
r mrrrerfoa ri for (Grist and Salt Mills colnpkte. Ah)o for' Water Works for cities, tOtotts and
r,llicc(lea, se the golly Oseitin. 12- Chem 'Factory Machinery a Specialty,
AddireSi, '11ttiallit40N & Wif,l,IA MS, Manufacturing' Coaf Stratloral, Ont„
Feb, 0, 187�. y •
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iIONI�ESB0,1�.0, Nlarrill 7, 1878,